>UK
Shaun Carroll back, missed yesterday because of a traffic incident
Kevin McDine, his replacement yesterday, back for a second day
Nick Cocks then joins as well as Lewis Gurney seemingly turned it down
>EU
Robbie Knops and Sebastian Steyer join probably

Mol vs Underbooks round 1, damn

>>152883774
>probably
definitely

>>152883774
>Shaun Carroll back, missed yesterday because of a traffic incident
Not just a traffic incident, he himself was involved in a car crash. Presumably not a significant one otherwise he wouldn't be playing at all.

Steve Beaton vs Stephen Burton
who writes this shit

>>152883787
His reward is playing Fallon by the way.

>>152883789
Beaton, Burton, Barstow, Walker, Brown and Part in the same part through L32

>>152883803
similarly at best two of Van Schie, Keen, Sevada (all on 3 points as well) would meet in L32

>>152883823
Hope van Schie can do something today. At least a few more points on the Oom would be nice.

>>152883789
Let's pray that sexual prowess will prevail.

>Dirty Harry v Dirty Paedo

EU stacked top half, UK stacked bottom half.

Another slightly early start in the EU school.

Meanwhile, at the top of the PDC: https://www.skysports.com/darts/news/11061/13492121/luke-littler-world-darts-championship-winner-agrees-historic-lb20m-deal-with-dart-supplier

>Luke Littler has earned a historic payday after agreeing a record £20m deal with his dart supplier.

>The 18-year-old, who claimed the first £1m prize pot when he won the World Championship at Alexandra Palace last Saturday, has renewed his contract with Target Darts.

>The Press Association understands the deal, with potential earnings and bonuses, as well as a percentage of sales of products and equipment, is worth £20m over 10 years, and will be the most lucrative the sport has ever seen.

Fuck. Me.

>>152884022
I wonder how much Leyland Paint paid MvG.

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>>152884042
nice of them

>>152884063
was supposed to be in reply to >>152884022
also i think littler could have gotten more, especially over 10 years

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>>152884064
and here it is with some words explaining the numbers

Devon pooed his pants again.

>>152884081
He at least played better today.

Van Schie +1

Bit of a surprise as Coulson gets whitewashed by Rosney. Was 3rd v 4th in the Ranking List at the start of the day.

No more sex today

>>152884106
really blew it at the end there

de zwaan 1-5 down..

>>152884138
finis

>Sexy Steve out, boring Steve advances
Fuck. Also Davon out again, but at least he delivered a solid game.

>Derek Coulson raped 6-0 by Stephen Rosney
Heard Coulson was a card favourite for lots of people, now he will stay at 4 points after half of the final stage done. Leg difference also took a hit here.

*Devon out again

van Schie with a win, de Sousa, Matt Campbell and Meulenkamp out.

Waites out

>3 yesterday's losing finalists out
All eyes on Thorpe

Raman currently 4-1 up on Sevada

Borland 6-5 Rafferty in the battle of the "Youngsters Who Did One Thing And Nothing Else"

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>>152884325
kek, there should be a trophy for this, and it should be named after Keith Deller.

Cristo, Shitlock jr. and Underbooks with a win.

Thorpe out as well
4/4 finalists

>>152884218
>>152884388
I confused myself
Sparidaans is literally playing now

>>152884394
The confusion was caused by Sex somehow

>>152884394
Sparidaans +1

rip Björn Queefy

>get involved in a car accident
>still beat WOMAN

>>152884468
Really unfair to her. She was clearly shook over the news of his accident yesterday - if anything, she should get the win by default for his gamesmanship.

>>152883774
>Lewis Gurney seemingly turned it down
Dan Dawson on the live YouTube updates says Gurney didn't know the top up was a thing. Well done.

Van Schie to face Raman/Geeraerts in the board final

Manby had a bit of a nervous start but did have back-to-back 110 and 126 outs and ultimately won

>>152884467
>great names don't give you plot armor
Shame. In related news: Again no duel Jack Male vs Lee Cocks today.

>>152884468
Matt Porter already planning rule changes to shoehorn her into as many events as possible.

>>152883839
6-0 btw

Aldridge with a 100 again first round.
Seriously, who is this guy?

Underbooks yes!

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>>152884573
14-12-14 to come back from 3-4 down, brutal. I was already about to write that it might not be his year -again - but I stand corrected.

>>152884527
>Jelle 67 average
Too busy thinking of underage mongs

Jeroen Caron with a near 109 average to whitewash Moritz Hilger in the EU Last 64

Boris chokes against compatriot Rosandic

Hendo sisters..

Another demonstration of the Harrysson F game as he bombs out with an 80 average.

Also very funny needle incident in the game between eternal youth flop Nathan Girvan and genuine Army Captain with the genuine name of Jasper Scarrott: https://youtu.be/M7waYxkZPaA?t=285

>rush your throw and catch Scarrott in your eyeline
>complain about it
>act a cunt because you lost

Good.

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>>152884631
That's a big Yi... Sykes from me.

A modus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8LpmgBAhLA

Manby out

>>152884645
To Car Crash Carroll

Imagine if he won a card outright today

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everybody making fun of q-school kids, what is your average?

>>152884632
how is this even possible? Do they really turn the magnets on and off during the WC?

>>152884664
I can usually get it within one number either side of what I am aiming at.

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>>152884664
On a good day 50-55. On a bad day? We don't want to talk about this. However I take pride in never having needed 100 darts to finish a leg. 97 is my personal record.

>>152884676
Same.

Underbooks.. :(
Still on track to sneak in via OoM maybe..

>>152884664
My around-the-clock-record is 27 :)

>David Cameron in the Card spots as it stands
Imagine Jim Long v David Cameron on the Pro Tour next year.

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>>152884712
>Jim Long

Van Schie wins his board

>Gawlas v Harju only in leg 7
>the match has been going 23 minutes
Grim

>>152884747
Mercifully ended 6-2 despite lasting almost half an hour. Gormless has Jimmy Hendriks next.

>>152884664
picked it up again after a long time this past month and i'm playing around 45

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>Yozza, Waites, Stevenson and Merv into the Card spots in the UK rankings

>>152884664
I've recently switched to heavier arrows and feel that this has helped my game tremendously.

Sparidaans v Baetens could be interesting

Shaun "Car Crash" Carroll keeps going!

Merv crashes out averaging 72

Van Schie letting Merckx come back to 5-5 from 1-5

>>152884926
Absolute collapse, might have missed a dart at tops to win it as well

>>152884926
>>152884935
Lost but another 3 points
another day like this might be enough

>>152884861
6-5 Sparidaans
Baetens missed two to win I think

>Gawlas v Pratnemer
That will take forever even if it's 6-0 either way.

Sparidaans onto 9 points, probably got his card already.

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Looking good for Sparidaans now, wins a nailbiter vs Baetens, with both players missing opportunities to clinch the win earlier.

Hairy Wart got far yesterday as well, didn't he?

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>>152885006
If you mean Big H Harry Ward, last 16.

>>152885015
you see, I used two homophones for comedic effect there

Cristo with a great game vs David Cameron to advance to L8 and to finally climb the Oom ranks. Would be best if he wins it directly today, one more stinker in the early rounds would mean serious trouble for him otherwise.

A UK card will go to one of the following:

>Carl Sneyd or David Sharp
>Steve Lennon or Stephen Burton

Turetta beats Merkx to face either Gawlas/Sparidaans for the Card.

Now I'm not saying I'm mad or anything, but it looks like both times Underbooks lost it was against someone eventually winning a Tour Card that day (Bereza and Turetta).

UK is looking a bit grim today.

>>152885170
bottom half does for sure

>>152885170
One of Danny Goddard, Harrison Leigh, Niall Culleton or Sam Spivey will be a Tour Card holder. Recognise the latter two from Modus, no idea about the first two.

>>152885182
Might be a blessing in diguise I suppose. I will hope there is a future star in there and not just a collection of late 30s jobbers who will be back again in two years.

>>152884634
have been listening to henry deacon's dulcet tones for so long now that voice of his doesn't bother me anymore

The UK
>There are no live matches at this time.

Sparidaans comeback to 5-5 after 2-5 behind

Reyes v Ehlers for the other card. Come on Cristo.

>>152885373
Wins it, probably sure of a card now

Turetta v Sparidaans from the top half.

>>152885396
Wonder if Sparidaans, if he loses this, would consider not playing the last two days. 10 points and huge leg difference look pretty safe. Two first round losses could screw his leg difference. I doubt he'd consider it, in his situation going for more points seems to be the safer bet, but I think I remember a situation from a few years ago, where someone would have qualified if he simply had not played the last day, because he worsened his leg difference with an early loss.

>>152885492
No 0 point rounds this year, you'd want to play.

>>152885182
danny a good mate of mine and really put in some good numbers recently, just hit a 9 against grearson
>>152884664
75-85 unless i play like a retard like i did in stage 1

>>152885492
He has to play, he can't just skip the last two days like some have done in the past.

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By the way he's 32, looks somewhat older for me. Would have said 38-40 from that pic.

>>152885520
If you lose 1st round it's 0 I think? There are still players with zero points in the Oom after all.

>>152885529
Oh okay, well, it's better that way.

>>152885526
Good luck for a fluke run the next two days. But if I remember correctly, you weren't aiming for a tour card anyway?

>>152885541
i didnt make stage 2 anyways but no i wasnt going for it. that might explain why i was poor, nothing to play for. still challenge tour next week so all good
>>152885529
yea its to stop that sort of thing. iirc playing instead of not with the legs difference screwed over conan whitehead one year.

culleton will job this cmon danny

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Based Cristo looking good.

>>152885559
I shall now cheer for Goddard.

>>152885576
good lad
a county teammate a few years back, but we both left said county. cracking player and put some great numbers on day one of stage one, i hope he does it

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Sparidaans not in the mood for complicated calculations it seems.

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>>152885587
I guess you meant to capture this one. Sparidaans wins a 21 dart leg where all but 2 of his scores were 60. Turetta playing horrendously.

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CRISTO REYES IS BACK!

>>152885602
more consistent than me at least.... the fuck is turetta doing
danny smacks niall with a 14 dart hold after being pegged back to 2-2 cmon

Sparidaans somehow lost a leg on 20 with Turetta on 290

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>>152885615
>the fuck is turetta doing
Winning this leg.

>>152885624
for a card
rip nerves (to get a chance to win money)

CRISTO CRISTO CRISTO

>>152885602
kek no, but this one is even better. I thought he's not in the mood for maths because he simply is winning his card directly.

>170 for 5-5
lmao

>TURETTA HITTING A 170 FOR A DECIDING LEG
LMAO LMAO LMAO

>>152885628
warra player

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HOLY HELL

shitted it

Sparidaans got it
somehow

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The nerves... congrats Sparidaans, almost got mogged there.

danny's collapsing after them missed doubles for 5-4
fuck
mon codfather

Sneed

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Turetta v Sparidaans one for the Q-School Classics folder. Jeffrey FINALLY gets over the line having survived presumably 5(!) darts himself.

Carl Sneyd downs Lemon in the UK Q-School.

>>152885715
Unsexy Steve now leads the UK Oom.

>>152885715
makes me feel better about myself i once jobbed 4 darts to beat sneed
>>152885697
what a match

it's over

DANNYYYYYY NOOOOOOOO

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>Jobbard
First time I see a player whose name starts with "Culle" to win a clutch match.

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Well that's +1 Irishman on Tour next year. Will Niall Culleton be any good? Who knows. Keane Barry needs competition anyway.

Goddard won this match, this way
https://recap.dartconnect.com/matches/69611f77d4dde88a6a2608a2
which we see here
https://youtu.be/NyaQgq5ADL4?t=108
hilariously he gets told off

>>152885906
another guy i know hit a 9 on a dev tour and did this - the only way you dont get absolutely crucified for it is if youve hit a 9 darter

>>152884664
by the way, what happened to Jana? she simply disappeared after Christmas

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Bunting's youtube channel is 100% botted, just look at the ratio of comments to views.

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I know it's darts but there are videos with 1k views with more engagement than this lmao

>>152887014
It seems it was planned that she returns to football broadcasting after christmas.

>>152888618
>>152888645
I've rarely seen a players reputation crumble so fast than Buntings, at least if you exclude criminal charges.

>>152885906
>"sorry sorry i just hit a 9 darter"
>"*sigh* i know..."

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>>152888691
This is the auther of one of the most liked comments on the video. The state of youtube. these accounts aren't even that new and they have actual graphic pornography as profile pics (not the AI generated workarounds) which i thought was pretty easy to prevent and ban in this day and age but apparently not?

>>152888618
>>152888645
>150k+ views in a day
>that ratio
yep this nibba can't even be fucked to make it look real lol

Umm.. S5, S17, D9 is the normal way to check 40, right, lads?

>>152888987
>misses 20
>misses 3
>still gets it done
just as valid as finishing in one dart, lad

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>>152888987
I myself fancy the S5 T3 D13 route.

finishing 32 on a classic D8 D8 with two darts