>Saturday 17th January 20263pm Chelsea v Brentford3pm Leeds United v Fulham3pm Liverpool v Burnley12.30pm Manchester United v Manchester City5.30pm Nottingham Forest v Arsenal3pm Sunderland v Crystal Palace3pm Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United >Sunday 18th January 20264.30pm Aston Villa v Everton2pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United >Monday 19th January 20268pm Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
Not a fan of Frank
Anime
>>152883894Do protests ever work?
>>152883901oh god pls no
>>152883894We don't call them that here. We don't use that word.
>>152883911The European Super League protest worked, but that's only because Sky Sports spearheaded it due to them potentially losing their dominance as the main broadcaster for football in this country.
>>152883894this one will get deleted for racismgo here >>152871696>>152871696>>152871696
>>152883933No. Delete your thread. It's illegitimate due to you being both autistic and unemployed.
>>152883939you cant delete a day old thread newfriend
butifel
>>152883894Why does Romero hate TFrankz so much
so mantroony is the one reporting people for using that term that spurs fans themselves created?
>>152884030These characters that you invented in your head don't exist.
3 points from a possible 9 for Liverpool in their 3 most recent games
Real NEW>>152884087>>152884087>>152884087
>>152884056Loving the shitting on spurs sesh
very bored of the thread splitting gimmick>b-but trannies!fuck off
>Ctrl + f 'dave flops'>9 results klent what a catalogue, anyway this is the thread for me
>>152884078Grim little club
Why is this man named like a Rozen Maiden character lmao
>>152884187Bigger than yours, you little poof.
Why hasn't Slot been sacked? He's turned Liverpool into a bus parking diving team.
>>152884208I famously don't use social media, what is this about? and is the author half Ukrainian and half Palestinian? bad few years for him I guess
>>152884208>>152884244not football go to /int/ or /pol/
is this what they call a treble?
>>152884249I'll show my inquisitive nature on whatever board I please
>>152884249It's a football account mate
semen?yes! for £62.5m, that's a small transfer fee these days isn't it.i assume he counts towards HGN rules.
omds chelsea can't go a game without a card
>>152884215Liverpool is miniscule. Wouldn't give them the steam off my piss.
Man United treble>1999Man City treble >2023Liverpool treble:>
>>152884307Is this true? Liverpool has never won the treble?Even Man City won it and nobody even cares about them.
>>152884311Afraid so. This is despite them breaking the British transfer record multiple times in a single window...
Absolutely atrocious game between Liverpool and Arsenal
dude like the liverpool reds is totally a small franchise
I'M BLINDI'M DEAFI WANNA BE A REF
>>152884329>Situated in Liverpool, The Liverpool Reds B&B offers accommodation with free WiFi and flat-screen TV, as well as a shared lounge.doesn't seem like a franchise to me.>shared loungeuh oh
>>152884342Is walkberg back in england? Was he miserable in algeria? Has he said anything about it?
>>152884342Walker also dived to get the United goal disallowed. Went do like he'd been shot after slight contact with Martinez (a manlet).
any hot transfer news?
>>152884355Gf to Anon FC
>>152884355liverpool is gonna sign a player. it's hoping it's gonna win its next game.
what did millwall mean by this?
Man City, Man United, and Liverpool have all drawn their past 3 games. The Premier League is so low quality this season.
>Of the biggest clubs in Europe's top league none have gone as long as Liverpool without winning the title 30+ yearsLiverpool talking about being a big club is like if Mongolia was talking about being an empire because Genghis rekt some farmers 1000 years ago.
>>152884371Five times?
>>152884371reckon they were in the right. the biggest case of purple patch you've ever seen
>>152884376im finkin dis cant be true blud
>>152884342its so funny you have to complain for the refs or VAR to do anything instead of them doing their fucking jobfucking clown officials
>Viktor Gyökeres has touched the ball fewer times than any other player to have played 1000+ mins in the Premier League this season (351 touches).
>>152884386Football has become so soft that if you don't flop around and scream with tears in your eyes the ref will assume nothing has happened
>>152884387Benjamin Tesco scored 2 in 2026 already btw
>>152884385True fact. I looked it up.
>>152884392Why are you still using this child porn platform you spastic nonce?
>>152884392Why do Labour love to ban everything?
>>152884392Based Kier
>>152884392good riddance (both that account and Xitter)
>>152884413the only reason you would see porn on twitter is if your algo is fuckedmy feed is exclusively football, artwork, liverpool, and left wing politics
>>152884413
>>152884426this you?
>>152884342Based Walker curbstomping a troon
It’s been 1,010 minutes (over 16 hours) since Viktor Gyökeres last scored a league goal from open play, back on 13th September against Nottingham Forest.
It's been 1 minute since mantroony seethed.
>>152884428AYO that is him
>>152884435disappointing for a 9still at least it was a cheap deal
It's been 0 seconds since you breathed manually.
It's Womanchester United now, CHUDDIE!
YESSSSSS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE QUADRUPLE LAAAAAA CMON GAKPOOOOOOO WTF LA CLOSE HIM DOWN CLOSE HIM DOWN LAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This cost more than Gyokershhh
>CMON VIRGE WHOOP WHOOP
>In late June, Arsenal made an initial bid of €55 million plus €10 million in bonuses, which was rejected.[87] The clubs continued negotiations in July,[88] with Gyökeres sacrificing part of his salary to facilitate the transfer. >sacrificing part of his salary to facilitate the transferi assume this just means he put in a transfer request thereby aborting his loyalty bonusbecause there's no way he moved from portugal to england for less money right
banter club
>>152884451My name's Craig, massive titties.
>>152884456turning?
BOMBOCLAAAAT PASS DI BLOODY BALL BRUNO WAMISEH JARASTAFARI MANCHESTA BE BLACK INNA PON DEM TINGZ
>thread exists>everybody having football discussion>its great>liversissy turns up>ruins it
>>152884459Turning Point USA
>>152884464He's seething because his thread flopped
troony butthurt since semenyo SNUBBED united for city
embarrassing stroke 2bh
that part but the Tranny from Manny posting his folder
>>152884486Tht Prt
>>152884452Obviously. He was on £40k/w at Sporting last season, now he's on £200k/w at Arsenal (according to Capology).
>>152884250KEK this got him shook
>>152884491>Capology
https://www.si.com/soccer/zero-doubts-antoine-semenyo-reason-man-utd-liverpool-snubLIVERPOOL SNUBBED BY ANTOINE SEMENYO
Crapology
"man united snub" kek just like liam delap
>>152884380he seems like he was a pest
>>152884508No it's just that Booker T was chairman of Millwall
>>152884419>>152884392I mean twitter is literally allowing users to create and post CP, and Twitter's response is to monetise the feature It should be banned in every first world country
>>152884523Just ban CP, anime and under 18s. 16 year old skets shouldn't be posting slagy house party pics anyway.
>>152884499I have it on good authority that Caicedo IS coming!
>>152884528why not ban it all together? you don't find it strange some stinker in Bangladesh gets rupees for causing racial disharmony continents away?
>>152884540>empire of the cockLiverpool really is a grim little gay club isnt it
>>152884587ban social media, require an ID to post online in every single country like how they joined together for WOGVID-19
bros seeing cock everywhere, true sign of a benda
based grok
>>152884602Liverpool DNA
Another episode of mantroony posting his zesty mancrush
>>152884642What's the deal with this guy
>>152884656something about his threads flopping makes him sperg out uncontrollably, nice to have someone on a string like that
>>152884659probably drowning in pussy, only thing women like more than a man in a suit (iykyk) is a man that can dance
>>152884540This was one of the funniest daysLook at his gimpy smug smile.Then the Lavia follow up.
>EXCLUSIVE: Bukayo Saka agrees new + improved 5yr contract at Arsenal. 24yo England int’l currently at #AFC until June 2027 - fresh terms to summer 2031 in process of being finalised. Deal to recognise winger’s standing among Europe’s best @TheAthleticFCI remember when Liverpool fans on a live podcast were saying Saka wants to join them and he'll be the Salah replacement kek
Just minutes ago I was in traffic behind a van with a personalised number plate reading "FINKS" (hard to see here but also hard to illegally take photo while driving).Finking /epl/ has bled into my reality.
so aw listens to Liverpool podcasts in his free time, very interesting
>>152884659Straightest Liverpool customer
>>152884667I miss Klopps shit eating grin. Made it so much funnier when Liverpool got snubbed.
Comprehensive Dave victory
uh oh he's taken a break from gooning, batten down the hatches lads!
>>152884677>Saka signed Da Ting
>>1528846774 goals and 4 assists this season btw
>>152884733wonder if theres an article up on bbc pidgin for it yet
>>152884752there is not but im now excited for afcon tonight https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c5yv2zdjz7po>Di 2025 Afcon don enta di business end of tins - di quarterfinal stage wia dem dey separate di boys from di men.>Two big games dey set for Friday 9 January – Mali v Senegal and Cameroon v Morocco.>Di eagles of Mali go jam wit di Teranga lions for di first quarterfinal game at 4PM GMT (5PM WAT) for di Grande Stade de Tanger.>Mali neva win di competition bifor, dem go hope to go far and give diaserf a chance dis time.>But dem gatz to overcome Senegal wey win di tournament for di first time in 2021when dem beat Egypt on penalties for di final.
>>152884765Mad how I haven't watched a single minute of lafcon.
>>152884765Quite endearing when they're talking about their own stuff desu
>>152884770i watched a few minutes of egypts last game, turned it on and think it was 1-1 in extra time unfortunately they won in extra time but a bit embarrassing it gets that far against some literal pygmy side
>>152884677>Deal to recognise winger’s standing among Europe’s best
>>152884770The only thing of note to me is that Patrice Lumumba diehard, who maintained a statuesque salute for every single Doctor Congo game. I assume he'll appear again at the CUM Cup this year.Got me reading about Lumumba after only knowing about who he was on a surface-level basis, so the gimmick has worked.Some Algerian player mocked him for no apparent reason.
>>152884659Mantroony was perusing around tiktok and found some Liverpool fan and started having some homosexual attraction towards him, bit gay using tiktok in the first place
>>152884683u finkin he finks?
>>152884662KEK trueI mean he's trans so he's used to rope
LIVERPOOL MADE A SIGNING!
>>152884894so proud for him
>>152884894Him and the Man Mountain will be a rock at the back
>>152884831He mocked him because from his perspective he probably looked funny. From what I've read Lumumba is an important figure for Arabs as well so it wouldn't really make sense for him to mock him if he knew what this salute was representing
i see mantroony is getting unhinged in his stalking of his tiktok boyfriend, keep it to /b/
>>152884894So this is who they got after being snubbed by Guehi??
>>152884894kek
Just saw Jason Cundy outside of Snappy Snaps down Aldgate High Street waiting for it to open. Asked him what he was getting printed for tonight and he just winked and mimicked the queer Arne Slot pose.
>>152884894literally who
>>152885087Christian Semenblo.
>>152885086dont think they do sports bar on fridaybeginning to not trust these stories
>>152885105It was definitely him, he had the clown wig and few air violins in a tesco bag.
>>152885131you peaked in his bag? a bit intrusive but then again I've never encountered a celebrity
>>152885158He's very approachable.
>>152885087Christian Nowak he's a world class physical therapist. He cant wait to get his hands on the lads.
>FA Cup weekendDo we really
Sesko had more shots on target against Burnley (7) than Gyokeres has had in his past 7 games
>Tottenham have just released this 1901 Anniversary shirt.>It commemorates 125 years since they became the first and only ever non-league club to win the FA Cup. It will be worn in their FA Cup fixture this weekend.
>>152885256>BurnleyTroon kys
>>152885379Bit odd they reveal this days after Arsenal ditched that all-white knife crime kit.
7 shots and still couldn't be Bumley
>>152885379Didn't realise that AIA and Nike sponsored Spurs back in 1901.
>>152885457I bet I could play like Burnley after 7 shots of something strong.
>>152884894Jota is rolling in his grave
>>152885549Nothing left to roll.
Can you stop making fun of Liverpool, please la? Me mummy was in the hilly.
>dave coote
>>152885718>dave gooch
Isak floppedWirtz floppedGyokeres floppedSesko floppedEze flopped
>>152885734we must do something about this
Simon Jordan is a top lad with proper clobber
>>152884449Same amount of G/A than Gyokeres yet Gyokeres was apparently the best striker in the world
>>152885734Think again, sweaty x
fans always think their signing has finally clicked when in reality they're just playing burnley
All this talk and I'm hearing nothing, this must be the locally famous...>Transfield
>>152885795How many goals vs Burnley has Gyokeres got compared to Sesko vs Burnley
>>152885804dunno but hes about as bad, ill even give you worse
>>152885812I choose Sesko over Gyokeres every day of the week.
>Pep had spent 2 billions in return for 6 epl and 1 clWorth?
>>152885796>transfield
>>152885824Fergie would have won 8 PLs and 1 CL for 1bn and United would be 50% British from the academy on top of that. Ultimately the Pep Era is a flop he should have numerous CLs and won every PL he's been involved in
>>152885824Yes.Mikel Arteta and Eddie Howe have each spent £1bn so far and combined have won just two cups.Another £1bn on top of that for Pep's return is just modern football.
hype
>>152885884already leaked here >>152884894
Remember Boaz Myhill
>>152885908the contrast from thin but baggy shirt to fat but tight fit is mildly amusing
>>152885896Indy beaten to a transfer... dios mio...
>>152884894
>>152885866Eddie Howe has spent less since he arrived than Slot did last summer.
>>152885954Is this true
Transfer confirmed! I've knocked ar lass up but I'm not ready to grow up!
>>152885975Swift kick to the stomach
Dean Ashton says that Manchester City are the only team that could stop Arsenal from winning the Premier League
>>152886067Man United are gonna win the league massive winning run under Ole
>>152886067>Dean AshtonF
>>152886091I will never forgetti Ole's 17 game win streak
united spent 2 billion since the start of the decade only to finish 15th
>>152886067Prime KdB and Gundogan (turns into the best player itw every title chase) aren't walking through that door to lead their usual 15 match post-January title chase win streak. They're relying on "Foden" and "Bryan Jerky" now and we've seen how that goes the past 3 matches.
TNT are broadcasting a million games this FA Cup weekendutter bonkers they are
>>152886241thats a coincidence so are the dozen pirate sites i have bookmarked
>>152886178And sack that manager not at the end of the season but halfway through the next one
https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2009555242837221886
>4 away games in a rowcollapse incoming
>>152886241>tnt sports 9why are they pretending this channel existsthey're obviously just making it up and hoping no one cares enough about norwich vs walsall to check
our anna
our mor
>>152883894>They
>>152886335>>152886350Corrrr im finkin they train 1on1 you know
>>152886335Phwoar, my sorta slag.
Is Sturridge right? Was selling Diaz a mistake?
>>152886473diaz wanted to leave so selling him wasn't a mistakefailing to replace him was a mistake
>>152885954Newcastle recruitment has been very good.Shame they've had to sell so many talents due to PSR
>>152884683Looks like a spurs fan
>>152884677Starboy
>>152885954Liversissy dodged this one. I would be embarrassed to lose a cup to Beheddie and his midtable lot too!
>>152886350MOR TALLA MOR TALLA SITTING ON THE BENCHTALLA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA THE *checks notes* SENEGALESE KANG
Newcastle recruitment has been fantastic. Losing Sesko and Cunha to Manchester United and about to lose Eddie Howe to... er... Manchester United>Trooncastle Poonited
so what was the Indy bomba?
>>152886599szobo SNUBBING real madrid
>>152886335
>>152886617phwoar imagine dating someone who is almost as good as you at football
>>152885734Calvert-Lewin, on the other hand...
honestly curious to see how many west ham players stick with the club after we get relegatedthe only ones I reckon anyone would buy are:BowenPaquetaTodiboWan BissakaFernandesDiouf
Absolutely crazy that in 2026 we're still buying and selling negroes as property
>>152886651klenk reminds me cholo told mono to fuck right off the other day
>>152886651>nuno 6 clubsjust stat slop
>>152886651Ten Hag spent a billy at United lmao
>>152886651fuckin hell just how much did Eddie Meme spend at Bournemouth?
>Aston Villa are exploring the potential to sign Conor Gallagher from Atletico Madrid
>>152886643Surely clubs look at the young promising players like Fernandes, Potts, Scarles and Magassa. Not busted old Bowen for £40m+.
>>152886867bunch of clubs look to be in for himhe seems to think coming back to england is the only way he plays in the world cup heard hes on big wages though, could only see a club like villa getting him if hes willing to take a hit
>>152886837you literally need to buy a new squad after promotion if you want to stay up, he kept them up 5 seasons or sosame as newcastle for him really, there was fuck all there when he rocked up - surprised he even kept them up tbqh...
>>152886867Would be a good successor for McGinn. £144k a week currently, might need to be £125k to fit the wage scale.
>>152886975Gallagher couldn't lace McGinn's cock
>>152887003He can carry the ball up the pitch, run all game and contribute in multiple positions. Will need to get on the McGinn squatting routine though.
>>152886907why isn't Scott Parker on the list?
>>152887174i would ask if it was a career ending pregnancy but cant imagine thats the case
I bet Liversissy isn't watching WWE right now unlike me. I'm winning.
>>152887174She had to return to Vulcan
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152887174when did son get his skin bleached
>>152887193oops meant to post this in /facup/ >>152884087sorry /epl/
>>152887189
>>152887087Howe had 5 seasons at mememouth in the prem and now in his 4th and a bit (i think) at sandcastle... 9 PL seasons isn't that long to spend a billion...parker also never stays in the prem or a job long enough to make the cut? he spent £100m+ at Burnley in just one window this summer and that might not be enough... if they stay up and he stays there he'll need to do the same again and then keep that ticking over pretty regularly... as that stat is total spend and not net its really just a combination of top flight (mainly PL) or top club longevity and at teams that need work...
Really Manchester United should have spent like 1.2bn on the players they have but the United tax is brutal.
A problem with that list is that so many managers get sacked so the likes of Guardiola and Simeone are inevitably at the top (also because the arbitrary time period is geared to Guardiola) because they weren't sacked during that time. Sacked managers often take time out of the game as well.
>>152887299It's not so much a "tax" as it is United being retarded
Simeone would get sacked in the prem for what he does at Spazleticotrvthnvke
>>152887361you may not "truthnuke" your own post. only i may push the red button.
>>152887383press it then because it is one. Ole would win La Liga with Spazletico
>>152887486couldn't hack it in turkey
>>152886606wow its nothing
>>15288749552% win percentage at Besiktas (12w/5d/6l) in a squad in turmoil mate Ole is the next Pep but he can do it at shit clubs like United and Besiktas
>>152887547corrrr warra trophy
>>152887702Pep couldn't get a 52% win percentage at Besiktas right now, unironically
>>152887712no shit he's coaching city
Nobody cares about muh FA Cup
>>152887747it would be worse than an international break weekend only for the fact it redeems itself somewhat as england aren't going to be playing
>>152887747tell that to the boys buzzing in here >>152884087
>>152887747a PL Cup played midweek would be much better, most anons agree
>>152884894Fuck sake actually made me laugh
>>152886885We can easily get 60m for him from United
>mcclean missed his penlove to see it
WREXHAM
always disliked the way flashscore adds that one extra goal when a team wins on penaltiesnever felt right to me that lads
Dyche out
> Forest are retarded and lost to Hollywood FC so now we will have to hear about them in the media even moreHope everyone involved with Wrexham gets terminal aids
>>152888717they had Premier League titles before the 1990s? pretty cool didn't know this
>>152888722it was a fun game who cares who the owners are its no worse than being owned by an american investment consortium or an arab oil state
>>152888742Don’t care don’t like them or their faggot yank owners and fans
>>152888485Didn't used to did they? I hate the way if you click a match it takes you to a new page instead of just giving you a popup.Not even going to get started on the fucking disaster of the Premier League site this season.Terrible year for football related websites.
>>152888717The big 4
>>152888818It's been a terrible football season for supercar renting companies too.
>>152887747fuck you that's my culture
>>152888753>yank owners
>>152883894i got banned because i said the word in the title.the spurs janny is truly the most shameful being on this site, banning me for "racism". game's well gone.
>>152889080We don't use that dangerous hurtful slur word here.
>>152889080have you considered not being racist outside /b/? its not hard for everyone else
>>152888717United are due a comeback
>>152889096not racist, just don't like em, simple as
>>152888739fuck you
>>152889080anal sex?
Why are there so many examples of club backed homosexuality at Liverpool FC?
>>152888876Canadians are an even more gay and retarded and sub-species of yank
>>152889239They also have a HUGE brown following if that helps :3
>>152889080have you considered fucking off to /ars/
>>152890556Is there a single ethnic in this country who doesn't support liverpool, man u, arsenal or chelsea?
>>152886651Ten hag should gave criminal charges for his spending at Man Utd
>>152892646Koreans mostly support Tottenham
Tesco
>against Burnley
Against Burnley
irrelevant 14 on the ropes
>and they still took 3 points from Burnley instead of bottling 2 points away
And they still took 3 points from Burnley instead of bottling 2 points away
>losing to a team with a meme ownerthe absolute state of Forest
fuck forest and fuck wrexham
Nine players have attempted more through balls than Tottenham in the Premier League this season: ◉ 18 - Bruno Fernandes ◉ 16 - Bruno Guimarães◉ 15 - Rayan Cherki ◉ 15 - Martin Ødegaard◉ 14 - Morgan Rogers ◉ 13 - Jérémy Doku◉ 12 - Bryan Mbeumo◉ 12 - Adam Wharton ◉ 12 - Yéremy Pino They've attempted just 11 in 21 league games in 2025/26.
UNLOCK ME OLE
>>152894862warra trophy
>>152894419That'll be £200m + tip pls
