2026 pass marks according to fox footy
Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT
>>152888802I see the cats logo next to the granny
Good morning alf
This dude is drunk. Its midnight
>>152888669then you better go catch it iykwim haha
>>152888802
>40c in any other city in australia>this is slightly hot but normal>40c in Melbourne>OMG HEAT WAVE!!!!!!!!!! FIRES!!!!!! BUILDINGS EXPLODING!!!!!!
>>152889444>prelim/GFjust want a lions aflw preliminary gf me iykwim haha
port hip 2026
>>152889673No i dont know can you explain it to me?
If only jhf and butters could play west coast every week
>>152889721Last time they played it resulted in jhf missing the rest of the season
>>152889673kill yourself mickhead
wonder what the neales and tess are up to this weekend
>>152888802>WildcardI hate Americans and Americanisation so much it's unreal.
butters is elite against everyone jhf is also elite
port without their spiritual leaders boak and hinkley will need to rebuild im afraid
>>152889714no but steven fiancé
>>152889770divorce court mostly
how's your dad, mick?
how's your mad, dick?
micky micky cutting off his dicky
>>152889791Why?
>>152890052i don't want to talk about it
tradies act tough and then put tools down cause its hot
funny how they need coordinated "pack up time" like they're putting away their toys in kindy or some shit lmao
micktranny is a blight upon this great general
gotta run to the loo not sure if its a geelong 25 or a sydney 24
>>152890327its a bane 26 (to port)
>>152890360Port cant even make a grand final let alone win one.
>>152890561how does it feel to be wrong
port cant even make finals let alone win one
>wog neighbour put down manure on their vegie patch>wind is blowing straight into my houseoh well guess your tomato plants are getting salted again for the second time in a year nonna
>>152890590what happened in 2024 champ
>port power fan stuck in the pastkek classic port power brainclub formed in 1997 btw
why does everyone always bicker
its my job to put delusional port power fans in their place
>>152890692cope more port is older than your worthless minnow vic club
>>152890791it's an interesting siscussion
>>152890791i wont bicker with you dosn monke chadhow was your week la?
>>152890791I'll bicker you mate
why does victoria combust every time with the slightest bit of sun
>>152891038fucking shitfulback at toil hot as fuckdog went mental at the thunder all night fuck all sleepjust wanna have a laugh:(
>>152890923it's an interesting discussion*
>>152891198NTA but i'll repost this some anon posted a thread or two ago
>>152891198sorry to hear lafooto back on soon at least
>>152888802>Collingwood>GF>Me>GFAha
>>152891570we should organise a supercoach draft.anyone keen
>>152892077not much of a supercoach guy, i end up forgetting to do trades and shit by the later roundsshall do footo tipping
wake up spastics
any iggsman in just seen this thought id share it to the iggsmans
>>152892609Crisp mate, thanks
do you blokes even care about footy anymore because i sure don't
>>152893002i care
>>152893002not really no
>>152893058me too brother
I haven't watched a game of football in 4 years
>>152893211crisp laura kane
I love fat bitches
>>152890613>lives with his nonnajej
>>152893357based toby pink
>Troy West AKA CatMan – the well known Geelong fanatic has lost his beloved CatCave in the Ravenswood fire
>>152894107Thoughts and prayers.
>>152894135>CatCave>Thoughts and prayers.meant paws and lairs iykwim haha
>>152894222haha
>>152894107the sun is legit dangerous this year
business idea: /afl/ pubcrawl
down Sydney road, start off at the first and last
*clap clap clap* The moighty sun
my fuggen mennel elf
>sydney
>>152894480>mfw the commentators say rare nick daicos error
anyone got any good spotify playliststa
fuck off zoomer piece of shit
this terminally online loser always seething about reddit and young people
how would you know unless you were terminally online yourself dickhead
Notice lotto hardly ever get to a big jackpot anymore?
notice it's only ever old people winning it? they're the only ones with disposable throwaway money
>>152894663I don't even pay attention to it anymore. I used to have the odd punt on it when it was a big jackpot but they changed the winning formula and increased the price. It's like $1 a game. Fuck that. It's for boomers with disposable income. Sad state when the idiot tax has become too expensive for the poor to even think about trying to waste what little money they have.
>>152894222join the 41% micktranny
put spotify on the list
shutdown ndis providers
>>152894784are you keeping a list? is anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyHzE0O0Yw
>>152894827you might like the film 'sirens'
>are you keeping a list? is anyone?
can't quite believe what the girls down the beach are wearing these days
>>152895147hs girls in bikinis so tiny you can see their bum holes but if you look (or call them out for being an immodest whore) you are worse than hitler
>>152895147Meanwhile we need to ban twitter because someone might put a bikini on someone else using AI.
>>152895164Corr, would luv to tongue punch their sweaty arseholes
intergenerational sex should be banned
so glad i'm gay and don't have to deal with all the headache shit women put you through
>>152895190If she's over 18 what does it matter?
>>152895190t.
>>152895213The age of the women not consenting needs to be older but that's the gist of it.
>>152895190this but intergender
>>152895242lel
this general was so much better when micksperg was shitting up /cric/ instead
Mitch Marsh
>>152892005same desu2026 will be the year of the gf
>>152895196based milfchad
>>152895075smart man>>152895147it's kinda crazy isn't it i thought the gym was shocking enough
>>152895147its school holidays mate
>>152895345What are you trying to say?
>>152895381what are you implying there was additional context behind my factual statement?
>>152895381what exactly am i trying to say? youse are a bunch of fuckin elephants!
i've hit rock bottem again
>>152895427based meza
anyone have the guy doing sign of the cross because he sees a stacked latina
>>152895449i found it but if anyone haz, post, its a classic
in my life i've cracked an egg and got twin yokes about four times now
nofap day 0
>>152889791Why? What did I do to you besides give you most technology you use and the chance to live in a peaceful time in human history
>>152895487You did none of that
>>152895489I personally wrote code for the browser you just typed this on
>2030>80% of americans will be overweight and>50% will be Obesegenuinely sad
>>152895493Grouse yarn mate
feel like eating pussy
>>152895194i think being gay would be way easier in that way but harder in otherse.g if you want kids especially for them to be your own, plus there are less gays than women, etc
>>152895449
who up double tapping they mouse
>>152895463I’ve never had that and eat a fair few eggs
love the smell of bushfire in the city
I’m on the sunny coast and I am extremely horny
>>152895560dollcunt?
>>152895493You did a shit jobFuck you.
cheeky
>>152895591crisp not big terry
>>152895537Anonymous delivers!
>>152895515Donald J Trump hereStop eating the pets
raining ash again lads
>>152888802The fact that my dees have the same goal as dons is mega black pill
>>152895681A socioeconomic treatise on the perils of tradie glorification and how it destroys the Australian economyt. Chad
>>152895681Classic
>8pm>a cool 34 degrees so can leave the chair and do thingsWEEKEND WASTED JUST LIKE THEY WANT
chin up you've still got sunday
>>152895276mitch marsh was in the wa under 18 team back in 2008 alongside nig nat, daniel rich, mitch duncan, son son, stephen hill and everyone's favourite felon chris yarranhe's the only one still active in professional sports
>>152895681toil or uni
>>152895685based
>>152895681based virginia bell
i have a virgin bellend iykwim haha
>>152895756haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-uQH6LOc
>>152895828is that iykwim fucking his girlfriend
>>152895732interesting
australian leddit is freaking out over these bushfires thinking that bloke who said people freak out at melbourne/syd weather but not adelaide/perth might have been on to something
anon is always right
The australia subreddit might be the gayest place on the internet
>>152895815meant for>>152895828
>>152895901the power tripping mods are obvious fed controled
If I could I would move to darwin and creat my own afl team (the darwin crocodiles or mustangs)
>>152895907no shitynr ghislaine maxwell modded (u/maxwellhill) r/worldnews and a bunch of other very popular subs
Oh wait i forgot r/afl existed thats even gayer
fuck i love latinas
dont set off go back posterhe will post his gay as back to the future picture or something
>Darwin is also known as the "Australian Pearl Harbour" and a hub for early aviation pioneers.What happened in darwin?
fuck off
>>152895958Nips sunk 20 Tinny class destroyers in a surprise kamikaze attack
>>152895985Not really sugoi
cant stop drinking and gambling
got suspended on bigfooty again
bet all you cazzies are shitting up /cric/
>>152896088no but mick may
>>152896088Its abundantly clear at this point that /afl/ has the worst Aussie posters on /sp/
they hate us cause they anus
>>152896078For what?
>>152896151
>that time i loaded 20 besser blocks in mums kia rio and mogged the cucks in their lifted sad pigfat trucks
>>152896148received an infraction by a carlton-supporting progressive moderator on the SRP board as I have done multiple times over the last 20 yearsmental that i've been posting there and been making alt accounts for that long kek
>>152896189capiche?
>>152896192heh he did give me a smug message with the infraction can't wait for it to expire so i can call him a faggot and get perma'd before making my 100th alt account
who is the most iconic australian now that warnie is gone?can't think of any others.
>>152895828https://youtu.be/b0u22gLqxGg?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ
Misso firing up at me for not cleaning enough
>>152896233josef fritzel
>>152896206What email website do you use for accounts.Asking for a friend?
>>152896258I think I used https://www.emailnator.com/ for my latest alt
>>152896115who gives a fuck lolyou take this place too seriously you fucking wanker
>>152896278thanks, pic unrelated
>>152896115yeah all the worthless cumbrained knuckledraggers in /nrlel/ are so much better mate, maybe you should stay there you stupid cunt>>152896256i know you idolise him micktranny, you worthless alco agp pedo faggot, but i want serious answers only
>>152896115yeah haha
for me? its telling strapping young lad to kill himself on alt accounts
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/iconic-afl-record-to-be-broken-carnage-as-bigname-players-switch-clubs/image-gallery/d35e2b0372b5dc2e9488de416015ff44new lachie article is up
>>152896298>has the audacity to criticise /nrl/'s intelligence when mickhead originated from /afl/the absolute state of (you)
how many of>(You)cunts actually play footy?
>>152896338oh no no
>>152896338go back to /cric/
what do Chad manly boys play in school if they dont play rugby in victoria?
>9 ozstraylans kill themselves per dayYou know what to do.
>>152896362gay sex is the main substitute for rugby as both satisfy homosexual desires
>>152896362lawn bowls
nobody play rugby in victoria. the death of the rebels made sure of that
>>152896362chads don't exist in victoria the state is full of poofs
mickhead is from nrl country
reminds me of a news story where a kid was called 'the fridge' He was so monstrously bigger than the other kids on the rugby field.How do they address this? like divisions in boxing?
had a talk with my mumza just nowthe mumza i knew as a very left-wing woman, pro-trans, pro-all sorts of things that would make her left-wing, is gonna vote one nation next election. legit threw me off. i know one nation's been making gains but i never thought mumza would switch.turns out it was the mass immigration of unqualified, perverted indians that did it for her.pretty insane desuhow bout your parents /alf/
>>152896419yep noticed a lot of normies are coming around to hating all of the disgusting indians we are lettting in
>>152896419both retards going to vote in their own status interests and sell our country down the shitter
>Queenscucks fear the Storm
>>152896419my father cast me to the void;my mother the whirlwind
>>152896419my mum's gone down the charlie kirk type christian conservatism rabbit hole so she's voting family firstdon't really talk to dad but he's always voted liberal for some reason, don't think that'll change
>>152896428yeah mumza told me she's been leered and assaulted by indians and she's sick of it, and i understand her.
bet ur mother love indian bbc
>>152896448i'm literally cryin rn m8 ;_;
most of the prozzie ads state no indiansimagine not even being able to pay for sex kek
we all pay for it one way or another mate
you guys need to roll some joints and chill a bit sometime
smoking weed is for fucking losers
>>152896469shh man
alf is a weed general
a fucking loser general
that to but totally unrelated to the weed bit haha hoho hehe
add smoking weed to the list
more of a meth general
i enjoy in a bit of acid here and there but its hard to source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ta9j768Xs
i enjoy you fellas companyi have fun herethanks fellasdosn man xxx(god my team has been shit but i reckon its gonna get better)
flogging my arsehole, hoping to hit my a-spot again
its a bespoke little town with a broken merry go round
im drunk brothers
>>152894107>>152894135>>152894222catbros...
>>152896758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMVTKOoy1uk
love her
>>152896533me as the husky
promised my mum I'll get engaged this year
wouldn't make such a big promise personally
i ghot engatged last year klad
>tfw 30+ and emergency contact is still mum
post your song brospost that tunei need to listen to music
>>152896758KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxVktBNZjY
lolmania you in m8how about them dosn
>>152896758Surely the surf farm club has some money squirreled away to help a die hard supporter rebuild his home.... oh wait??
i love 4chan
y
>>152896758couldn't have happened to a shitter bloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75tvdg-GpkMsoul
decided what my gimmick goal celebration song would be but i'll save it for another thread
>>152897480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLsfound it
he's not me retard iykwim haha
>>152897557picrel iykwim haaha
>>152888802>wake up t>wake up elerage is on.>fuck yeah love rage>breakfast cereal, coffee>tim and eric are hosting/curating it aka picking ythe songs and babbling shit occasionally>tim and eric, the' comedians/scriptwriters that made millenials piss and shit and cum with joy in their tim and eric undieswell hope they have good taste in music. noe i'm hummingh fucking elton john and by days end i'll be in full fledged broadeway outbursts and i'll get laughed at but also probably have sex with biological females who like that sort of thing.mad.
one line non-sequitir …did I do it Ausbros? am I one of you?
