Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

>>152888802
I see the cats logo next to the granny

Good morning alf

This dude is drunk. Its midnight

>>152888669
then you better go catch it iykwim haha

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>>152888802

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>40c in any other city in australia
>this is slightly hot but normal
>40c in Melbourne
>OMG HEAT WAVE!!!!!!!!!! FIRES!!!!!! BUILDINGS EXPLODING!!!!!!

>>152889444
>prelim/GF
just want a lions aflw preliminary gf me iykwim haha

port hip 2026

>>152889673
No i dont know can you explain it to me?

If only jhf and butters could play west coast every week

>>152889721
Last time they played it resulted in jhf missing the rest of the season

>>152889673
kill yourself mickhead

wonder what the neales and tess are up to this weekend

>>152888802
>Wildcard
I hate Americans and Americanisation so much it's unreal.

butters is elite against everyone
jhf is also elite

port without their spiritual leaders boak and hinkley will need to rebuild im afraid

>>152889714
no but steven fiancé

>>152889770
divorce court mostly

how's your dad, mick?

how's your mad, dick?

micky micky cutting off his dicky

>>152889791
Why?

>>152890052
i don't want to talk about it

tradies act tough and then put tools down cause its hot

funny how they need coordinated "pack up time" like they're putting away their toys in kindy or some shit lmao

micktranny is a blight upon this great general

gotta run to the loo not sure if its a geelong 25 or a sydney 24

>>152890327
its a bane 26 (to port)

>>152890360
Port cant even make a grand final let alone win one.

>>152890561
how does it feel to be wrong

port cant even make finals let alone win one

>wog neighbour put down manure on their vegie patch
>wind is blowing straight into my house

oh well guess your tomato plants are getting salted again for the second time in a year nonna

>>152890590
what happened in 2024 champ

>port power fan stuck in the past
kek classic port power brain
club formed in 1997 btw

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why does everyone always bicker

its my job to put delusional port power fans in their place

>>152890692
cope more
port is older than your worthless minnow vic club

>>152890791
it's an interesting siscussion

>>152890791
i wont bicker with you dosn monke chad
how was your week la?

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>>152890791
I'll bicker you mate

why does victoria combust every time with the slightest bit of sun

>>152891038
fucking shitful
back at toil
hot as fuck
dog went mental at the thunder all night
fuck all sleep
just wanna have a laugh
:(

>>152890923
it's an interesting discussion*

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>>152891198
NTA but i'll repost this some anon posted a thread or two ago

>>152891198
sorry to hear la
footo back on soon at least

>>152888802
>Collingwood
>GF

>Me
>GF
Aha

>>152891570
we should organise a supercoach draft.
anyone keen

>>152892077
not much of a supercoach guy, i end up forgetting to do trades and shit by the later rounds
shall do footo tipping

wake up spastics

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any iggsman in just seen this thought id share it to the iggsmans

>>152892609
Crisp mate, thanks

do you blokes even care about footy anymore because i sure don't

>>152893002
i care

>>152893002
not really no

>>152893058
me too brother

I haven't watched a game of football in 4 years

>>152893211
crisp laura kane

I love fat bitches

>>152890613
>lives with his nonna
jej

>>152893357
based toby pink

>Troy West AKA CatMan – the well known Geelong fanatic has lost his beloved CatCave in the Ravenswood fire

>>152894107
Thoughts and prayers.

>>152894135
>CatCave
>Thoughts and prayers.
meant paws and lairs iykwim haha

>>152894222
haha

>>152894107
the sun is legit dangerous this year

business idea: /afl/ pubcrawl

down Sydney road, start off at the first and last

*clap clap clap* The moighty sun

my fuggen mennel elf

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>sydney

>>152894480
>mfw the commentators say rare nick daicos error

anyone got any good spotify playlists
ta

fuck off zoomer piece of shit

this terminally online loser always seething about reddit and young people

how would you know unless you were terminally online yourself dickhead

Notice lotto hardly ever get to a big jackpot anymore?

notice it's only ever old people winning it? they're the only ones with disposable throwaway money

>>152894663
I don't even pay attention to it anymore. I used to have the odd punt on it when it was a big jackpot but they changed the winning formula and increased the price. It's like $1 a game. Fuck that. It's for boomers with disposable income.
Sad state when the idiot tax has become too expensive for the poor to even think about trying to waste what little money they have.

>>152894222
join the 41% micktranny

put spotify on the list

shutdown ndis providers

>>152894784
are you keeping a list? is anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyHzE0O0Yw

>>152894827
you might like the film 'sirens'

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>are you keeping a list? is anyone?

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can't quite believe what the girls down the beach are wearing these days

>>152895147
hs girls in bikinis so tiny you can see their bum holes but if you look (or call them out for being an immodest whore) you are worse than hitler

>>152895147
Meanwhile we need to ban twitter because someone might put a bikini on someone else using AI.

>>152895164
Corr, would luv to tongue punch their sweaty arseholes

intergenerational sex should be banned

so glad i'm gay and don't have to deal with all the headache shit women put you through

>>152895190
If she's over 18 what does it matter?

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>>152895190
t.

>>152895213
The age of the women not consenting needs to be older but that's the gist of it.

>>152895190
this but intergender

>>152895242
lel

this general was so much better when micksperg was shitting up /cric/ instead

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Mitch Marsh

>>152892005
same desu
2026 will be the year of the gf

>>152895196
based milfchad

>>152895075
smart man
>>152895147
it's kinda crazy isn't it
i thought the gym was shocking enough

>>152895147
its school holidays mate

>>152895345
What are you trying to say?

>>152895381
what are you implying there was additional context behind my factual statement?

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>>152895381
what exactly am i trying to say? youse are a bunch of fuckin elephants!

i've hit rock bottem again

>>152895427
based meza

anyone have the guy doing sign of the cross because he sees a stacked latina

>>152895449
i found it but if anyone haz, post, its a classic

in my life i've cracked an egg and got twin yokes about four times now

nofap day 0

>>152889791
Why? What did I do to you besides give you most technology you use and the chance to live in a peaceful time in human history

>>152895487
You did none of that

>>152895489
I personally wrote code for the browser you just typed this on

>2030
>80% of americans will be overweight and
>50% will be Obese

genuinely sad

>>152895493
Grouse yarn mate

feel like eating pussy

>>152895194
i think being gay would be way easier in that way but harder in others
e.g if you want kids especially for them to be your own, plus there are less gays than women, etc

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>>152895449

who up double tapping they mouse

>>152895463
I’ve never had that and eat a fair few eggs

love the smell of bushfire in the city

I’m on the sunny coast and I am extremely horny

>>152895560
dollcunt?

>>152895493
You did a shit job
Fuck you.

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cheeky

>>152895591
crisp not big terry

>>152895537
Anonymous delivers!

>>152895515
Donald J Trump here

Stop eating the pets

raining ash again lads

>>152888802
The fact that my dees have the same goal as dons is mega black pill

>>152895681
A socioeconomic treatise on the perils of tradie glorification and how it destroys the Australian economy

t. Chad

>>152895681
Classic

>8pm
>a cool 34 degrees so can leave the chair and do things
WEEKEND WASTED JUST LIKE THEY WANT

chin up you've still got sunday

>>152895276
mitch marsh was in the wa under 18 team back in 2008 alongside nig nat, daniel rich, mitch duncan, son son, stephen hill and everyone's favourite felon chris yarran
he's the only one still active in professional sports

>>152895681
toil or uni

>>152895685
based

>>152895681
based virginia bell

i have a virgin bellend iykwim haha

>>152895756
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-uQH6LOc

>>152895828
is that iykwim fucking his girlfriend

>>152895732
interesting

australian leddit is freaking out over these bushfires
thinking that bloke who said people freak out at melbourne/syd weather but not adelaide/perth might have been on to something

anon is always right

The australia subreddit might be the gayest place on the internet

>>152895815
meant for
>>152895828

>>152895901
the power tripping mods are obvious fed controled

If I could I would move to darwin and creat my own afl team (the darwin crocodiles or mustangs)

>>152895907
no shit
ynr ghislaine maxwell modded (u/maxwellhill) r/worldnews and a bunch of other very popular subs

Oh wait i forgot r/afl existed thats even gayer

fuck i love latinas

dont set off go back poster
he will post his gay as back to the future picture or something

>Darwin is also known as the "Australian Pearl Harbour" and a hub for early aviation pioneers.
What happened in darwin?

fuck off

>>152895958
Nips sunk 20 Tinny class destroyers in a surprise kamikaze attack

>>152895985
Not really sugoi

cant stop drinking and gambling

got suspended on bigfooty again

bet all you cazzies are shitting up /cric/

>>152896088
no but mick may

>>152896088
Its abundantly clear at this point that /afl/ has the worst Aussie posters on /sp/

they hate us cause they anus

>>152896078
For what?

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>>152896151

>that time i loaded 20 besser blocks in mums kia rio and mogged the cucks in their lifted sad pigfat trucks

>>152896148
received an infraction by a carlton-supporting progressive moderator on the SRP board as I have done multiple times over the last 20 years
mental that i've been posting there and been making alt accounts for that long kek

>>152896189
capiche?

>>152896192
heh he did give me a smug message with the infraction
can't wait for it to expire so i can call him a faggot and get perma'd before making my 100th alt account

who is the most iconic australian now that warnie is gone?
can't think of any others.

>>152895828
https://youtu.be/b0u22gLqxGg?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ

Misso firing up at me for not cleaning enough

>>152896233
josef fritzel

>>152896206
What email website do you use for accounts.

Asking for a friend?

>>152896258
I think I used https://www.emailnator.com/ for my latest alt

>>152896115
who gives a fuck lol
you take this place too seriously you fucking wanker

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>>152896278
thanks, pic unrelated

>>152896115
yeah all the worthless cumbrained knuckledraggers in /nrlel/ are so much better mate, maybe you should stay there you stupid cunt

>>152896256
i know you idolise him micktranny, you worthless alco agp pedo faggot, but i want serious answers only

>>152896115
yeah haha

for me? its telling strapping young lad to kill himself on alt accounts

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/iconic-afl-record-to-be-broken-carnage-as-bigname-players-switch-clubs/image-gallery/d35e2b0372b5dc2e9488de416015ff44
new lachie article is up

>>152896298
>has the audacity to criticise /nrl/'s intelligence when mickhead originated from /afl/
the absolute state of (you)

how many of
>(You)
cunts actually play footy?

>>152896338
oh no no

>>152896338
go back to /cric/

what do Chad manly boys play in school if they dont play rugby in victoria?

>9 ozstraylans kill themselves per day

You know what to do.

>>152896362
gay sex is the main substitute for rugby as both satisfy homosexual desires

>>152896362
lawn bowls

nobody play rugby in victoria. the death of the rebels made sure of that

>>152896362
chads don't exist in victoria the state is full of poofs

mickhead is from nrl country

reminds me of a news story where a kid was called 'the fridge' He was so monstrously bigger than the other kids on the rugby field.

How do they address this? like divisions in boxing?

had a talk with my mumza just now
the mumza i knew as a very left-wing woman, pro-trans, pro-all sorts of things that would make her left-wing, is gonna vote one nation next election. legit threw me off. i know one nation's been making gains but i never thought mumza would switch.
turns out it was the mass immigration of unqualified, perverted indians that did it for her.
pretty insane desu
how bout your parents /alf/

>>152896419
yep noticed a lot of normies are coming around to hating all of the disgusting indians we are lettting in

>>152896419
both retards going to vote in their own status interests and sell our country down the shitter

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>Queenscucks fear the Storm

>>152896419
my father cast me to the void;
my mother the whirlwind

>>152896419
my mum's gone down the charlie kirk type christian conservatism rabbit hole so she's voting family first
don't really talk to dad but he's always voted liberal for some reason, don't think that'll change

>>152896428
yeah mumza told me she's been leered and assaulted by indians and she's sick of it, and i understand her.

bet ur mother love indian bbc

>>152896448
i'm literally cryin rn m8 ;_;

most of the prozzie ads state no indians
imagine not even being able to pay for sex kek

we all pay for it one way or another mate

you guys need to roll some joints and chill a bit sometime

smoking weed is for fucking losers

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>>152896469
shh man

alf is a weed general

a fucking loser general

that to but totally unrelated to the weed bit haha hoho hehe

add smoking weed to the list

more of a meth general

i enjoy in a bit of acid here and there but its hard to source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ta9j768Xs

i enjoy you fellas company
i have fun here
thanks fellas
dosn man xxx
(god my team has been shit but i reckon its gonna get better)

flogging my arsehole, hoping to hit my a-spot again

its a bespoke little town with a broken merry go round

im drunk brothers

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>>152894107
>>152894135
>>152894222

catbros...

>>152896758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMVTKOoy1uk

love her

>>152896533
me as the husky

promised my mum I'll get engaged this year

wouldn't make such a big promise personally

i ghot engatged last year klad

>tfw 30+ and emergency contact is still mum

post your song bros
post that tune
i need to listen to music

>>152896758
KWAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxVktBNZjY

lolmania you in m8
how about them dosn

>>152896758
Surely the surf farm club has some money squirreled away to help a die hard supporter rebuild his home.... oh wait??

i love 4chan

y

>>152896758
couldn't have happened to a shitter bloke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75tvdg-GpkM
soul

decided what my gimmick goal celebration song would be but i'll save it for another thread

>>152897480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
found it

he's not me retard iykwim haha

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>>152897557
picrel iykwim haaha

>>152888802
>wake up t
>wake up ele
rage is on.
>fuck yeah love rage
>breakfast cereal, coffee
>tim and eric are hosting/curating it aka picking ythe songs and babbling shit occasionally
>tim and eric, the' comedians/scriptwriters that made millenials piss and shit and cum with joy in their tim and eric undies

well hope they have good taste in music. noe i'm hummingh fucking elton john and by days end i'll be in full fledged broadeway outbursts and i'll get laughed at but also probably have sex with biological females who like that sort of thing.
mad.

one line non-sequitir

…did I do it Ausbros? am I one of you?

I only buy half price food at woolies. I look through the app and see what's 50% off and that dicatates what my meals will be for the week.
This week it looks like I'll be eating a lot of chicken kievs, crumpets and some oreos for desert. I'd encourage each and every one of you to try this lifestyle, it's invigorating

>>152901928
craven desire for acceptance? yep, you're now a. citizen of the republic of india.

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>>152903732
sounds like some diet autist died from poor nutrition, now the algorythm which identified the foods which the autist depended on will now be in gross oversupply till poorfags buy it all cheap and it corrects itself.

>>152903732
>chicken kievs
You mean chicken kyiv

>>152903732
>it's invigorating
I seriously doubt eating highly processed garbage is "invigorating"

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It was the team colors. They're backwards.

huh

>>152904599
it do be like that

fuck off seppo dog

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>>152906625
>dog
No.

why does every american except sebbo come into this thread expecting aussies to bow down and praise them for coming into our threads and watching our sport? no-one cares you absolute loser, we don't like you and we don't want you in our thread. especially when you support a cheating scum team like the shats who were fined for cheating the cap, run the footy media, and yet still shit the bed in the grand final like the worthless cheat team they are.

>he's STILL seething about the mighty Geelong Cats
lmao

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>>152906825

fuck up flag slurper

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>>he's STILL seething about the mighty Geelong Cats
not seething champ, laughing. as a member of the mighty brisbane lions, who don't need to cheat to win.

>>152908540
wrong, neale and zorko both cheated

i have a mate who reckons he's been to geelong

many are saying I should watch this sport

no they aren't fuckhead, cunt off

more like Rudestralia :(

wake up dumb cunt need spastics

>>152904599
so you lose your hair and get a belly if youchoose not to wank?
nah i'll be good thanks fatty-baldy.

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>>152909859
They're dicks to us in /afl/ because of their insecurity being the little brother. You know what's the best part? An American named Mason Cox makes them seethe the most. Most of them have no idea that they show every AFL game in the US on Fox Sports every weekend live

>>152909859
being nice, courteous even civil gets you NOTHING, at the very least it gets you a target at which every bleeding heart NGO, himan rights group, "activists collective" and other useless cunts all lining up for gibs , land, credibility . being nice is SHIT.

this is the fuckwit who thinks calling people a cabbage patch doll is an insult or something. noone can be this stupid yet know how to internet to here.

>>152912937
Mate you would get mauled by the average American if you tried to be a dick to them in person with that accent. We don't fuck around like that here

>>152913172
guess what? i shrimply don't fucking care what you think or whevere point or threat you think you;re making. not sure why you're here, why you think being hostile stright up instead of just lurking and learning the nuances of australians. bulldozing in like a mob of black teenagers through a wal-mart on nog froday is so cliche its not even surprising. you sound somewhat retarded to be quite honest. sunstroke maybe. but loud fat full of impotent rage and not much else.

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>shrimply

Damn you weren't kidding when you said you got these KWABstralians seething

>>152912913
>They're dicks to us in /afl/
>American flag
>us

Crankysharts gives off 2nd or 3rd gen immigrant. Probably Indian or Filo. Too brown to be lumped in with the "cool" whites, wrong kind of brown to be accepted by the spics, not black so not accepted by the nogs. one of those types that actually believes in the anyone can be american and successful and get a nice car and a white wife if they eat enough shit.

you come here for attention and then act surprised when you receive it

>>152913704
Yeah it's hilarious how offended they are an American is watching their sport but we don't give a fuck if they watch ours and post in our generals. Just look at the other poster going off the deep end because of our flag. They get this mad we post here but gladly welcome millions of foreigners into their country to take their jobs and housing

yewww up the boys bruhhhh

>their insecurity being the little brother
our nations are not brothers and are nothing alike. britbongs are closer to our brothers, especially since we are technically still part of their empire. the US means absolutely nothing to australians aside from a good holiday location.
>You know what's the best part? An American named Mason Cox makes them seethe the most.
the only people who "seethe" at mason cox are collingwood fans because he is fucking terrible lol. i don't even hate the guy but his ball skills are terrible. he is actually not a bad ruckman but his kicking is shithouse and he drops easy marks. look at how he completely fucked it in the prelim against the lions, even though the pies had the most favourable umpiring ever (nicky d got two 50s because he learned how to act from wogball poofs).
>Most of them have no idea that they show every AFL game in the US on Fox Sports every weekend live
everyone knows that dumbarse.
have you ever thought that you, personally, get a bad reception in here because you have to bring attention to the fact that you're a seppo and you act like you are doing us a "favour" by giving our general your attention, as if we give a fuck? i like /alf/ because i get to shoot the shit with fellow aussies, assimilate into our general or fuck off.

Amazing how Aussies can post in non-Australian sports threads without attention seeking

>>152913876
ta x

He really did make them seethe. Look at that schizo post an entire blog post of pure seethe kek

The arrogant seppo idiot.

only americans can come into this general and intentionally antagonise us unprovoked and then act like they are the victims and wonder why they are not particularly liked, or even worse cope and pretend like their intention was to troll us by accusing everyone of seething.

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>>152914154
I'm just here to discuss my favorite Australian Football team Collingwood Magpies. They know how to play the game. Side by side they stick together, to uphold the Magpies name

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>>152912913

>>152914684
Kek that was a harbinger of what was to come for the Pies in the GF

>exposed as a casual

>>152914556
they’re not me retard iykwim haha

>>152914830
Geelong let us down

yewww up the boys bruhhhh

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Just woke up.

i am a worthless neet piece of shit

>>152916203
black lives matter, ally. wanna order 500 coloniali credits worth of ubereats and discuss hown we can smash the archies?

>>152916203
You're on 4chan so thats not totally unbelievable. At least you're not doing it at some godforsaken hour of the morning arguing with people just as useless as yourself about whom is less retarded and spastic. That would be truly damning.

>>152916203
your flag says itt could be worse.

>>152916511
Why does that bother you? People staying up late arguing?

>>152916601
can't believe scoops would post this. aflw draft combine videos were supposed to be private only

>>152916601
i wonder what the smell is like

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>tfw no wwe domme wife to beat me up with her sweaty feet when ive been a bratty boy

>>152916671
its a spicy smell

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If these fires are caused by grass and trees, why not just remove le grass and trees ??

>>152916759
yeah i agree

>>152916759
Usually depends on the state/local government that is in on how the forest management is carried out. Environmentalists complain if you rake the forest aka remove a lot of the fuel for the fires like grasses and small bushes because it impacts the ground animals that live amongst those plants. Obviously they get burnt and killed as well in the fire that is moving like 100km/hr due to high winds. Sure they might be burrowing animals that survive but that they are now in a scorched earth environment with no water or plant matter or other animals to feed on.

just beacuse 'backburning' exists, doesn't mean fires can be easily stopped

>>152916566
in itself it doesn't at all. I was just making a lowkey dig at the yanks who think its something to aspire to.

Fires still occur even with backburning but their is good scientific and empirical evidence that backburning reduces the severity of bushfires.

pokeing around on jewgle maps last night and looked at those new suburbs north of cragieburn. mickleham must be the grimmest new development in australia. even makes craigieburn look nice

mick from mickleham might be my new herald sun comment section screen name

cannot wait till alf 2 is trlu

micksperg from mickleham, micktoria

micksperg more like dicksuck kek

I once asked Arnold Schwarzenegger his favourite Holiday.

He said: it hasta be easta Baby

wish terminator would sperminator my anus iykwim haha

i once fingered hex in a springvale nightclub iykwim haha

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>>152917328
>18:29:14
>>152917336
>18:30:14
bit in this

see this COSM shit ? imagining it set up at docklands.

https://www.cosm.com/the-experience

/afl/ has been so much shittier since mickhead and the /cric/ casuals returned

>returned
i never left iykwim haha

I like to do this:

I go to the train station because there is bound to be more than six cameras on me.

I go to the centre.

and I just freeze in a funny pose because I know there has to be at least one sleep deprived security guard catching this shit. Surely he's banging the side of a monitor because he thinks thats it.

If I hear, "You right mate" on the speakers, I know I've got him.

I don't move and If he comes over, I take my shirt of revealing, 'Security Guard Killer'

And that's how you play Neg's Security Guard

wish i could afford to play neg's burger bowl off. i'd utterly wreck you cunts with 5 big macs and a dozen nuggets

>>152917388
I have'nt been around much me, but I would'nt go to cric if you paid me. I like cricket but the type of poster there makes for an unpleasant time. The reason I haven't been around here is because I've been seeing a woman, comng up 5 weeks now. My work resonsibilities are different now as well.

So a girlfriend and responsibilities, employment -related at that have been hacking and slashing into time on 4chan. Losing weight too. King of the Cazzies you can call me. C E O of the G L O WHOAH

But youre in a quandry. You want enough posters to keep threads moving, keep you entertained, keep the friendship simulator operating beyond the reach of your crippling self doubt. But no freshcunts. No newfriends. Definitely no redditfugees. No wogs, jeets, chinks, defintoely no nwomen or trannies. No confident people.no sex-havers, no family-enjoyers, no social-life enthusiasts. Don't worry, I'm sure someone else will fix it, athey'll fuck it up ofc. but just greentext something and everyone else will say based and mum will make you lunch.

Just did a dockies feel much better got that loser poison out of my body where it belongs in the toilet and flushed down the sewer pipes.

>>152917524
Why does he have that look perma plastered on his face

based dollchad

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>>152917524
I've seen this mans penis be enveloped by a dolls vagina.

>quandry