If the jags win and all the other teams except the patriots and broncos in the AFC die by plane or bus crash on the way home, would the broncos get them as the lowest seed remaining or would the broncos get another bye while the patriots get the jags?
My Chiefs of next season are going to BOOTYBLAST your SHIT teams
who else listening to ram ranch on repeat and gettin jazzed up for the games?
*breaks the field goal record twice**gets shafted by the (((media)))*
>>152898250>he doesn't post the full quote like a retard >"I didn't I understand how to read defenses until like halfway through last year," Mahomes said in a teaser for the show's March 7 episode. "I understood coverages but, how to be able to pick up little tendencies that defenses do, stuff that (Tom) Brady and them have done, they know and they just do it, I was just playing.">>152898250>"I understood coverages">"I understood coverages">"I understood coverages">"I understood coverages">>152898250What a retarded brat weeb who posts smug anime reaction images while purposefully being wrong.
>The Associated Press revealed the official teams, which were selected by a national panel of media members, on Saturday:FIRST TEAMQB: Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles RamsRB: Bijan Robinson, Atlanta FalconsFB: Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco 49ersWR:Puka Nacua, Los Angeles Rams; Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Seattle Seahawks; Ja’Marr Chase, Cincinnati BengalsAP: Christian McCaffrey, San Francisco 49ersTE: Trey McBride, Arizona CardinalsOL: Garrett Bolles, Denver Broncos; Joe Thuney, Chicago Bears; Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Chiefs; Quinn Meinerz, Denver Broncos; Penei Sewell, Detroit LionsEDGE: Myles Garrett, Cleveland Browns; Will Anderson Jr., Houston Texans; Micah Parsons, Green Bay PackersDL: Jeffery Simmons, Tennessee Titans; Zach Allen, Denver BroncosLB Jack Campbell, Detroit Lions; Jordyn Brooks, Miami DolphinsCB: Derek Stingley Jr., Houston Texans; Quinyon Mitchell, Philadelphia Eagles; Cooper DeJean, Philadelphia EaglesS Kyle Hamilton, Baltimore Ravens; Kevin Byard, Chicago BearsK: Will Reichard, Minnesota VikingsP: Jordan Stout, Baltimore RavensKR: Ray Davis, Buffalo BillsPR: Chimera Dike, Tennessee TitansST: Devon Key, Denver BroncosLS: Ross Matiscik, Jacksonville Jaguars
>>152898263>post ACL Mapartments and senior citizen Kelce "running it back"this is going to be hilarious
>wild card weekendProbably my favorite week of the NFL season. Btw why isn't it called Super wild card weekend anymore?
>>152898275Kek I didn’t even know the full quote and inferred he meant “like Brady” because I’m a high IQ Chiefs chad and not a retarded haterThanks for finding that
>>152898263Your chiefs are irrelevant this year and next
Jags are winning the owl.
Go Bills
>>152898281Parsons? Really?
>>152898284I really hope Kelce retires. He was awful this season I’m sure he will
>>152898281detroit lions mentioned
>>152898281SECOND TEAMQB: Drake Maye, New England PatriotsRB: James Cook, Buffalo BillsFB: Patrick Ricard, Baltimore RavensWR: George Pickens, Dallas Cowboys; Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit Lions; Chris Olave, New Orleans SaintsAP: Bijan Robinson, Atlanta FalconsTE: Kyle Pitts, Atlanta FalconsOL: Trent Williams, San Francisco 49ers; Quenton Nelson, Indianapolis Colts; Aaron Brewer, Miami Dolphins; Chris Lindstrom, Atlanta Falcons; Darnell Wright, Chicago BearsEDGE: Brian Burns, New York Giants; Danielle Hunter, Houston Texans; Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit LionsDL: Leonard Williams, Seattle Seahawks; Cameron Heyward, Pittsburgh SteelersLB: Devin Lloyd, Jacksonville Jaguars; Ernest Jones IV, Seattle SeahawksCB: Patrick Surtain II, Denver Broncos; Devon Witherspoon, Seattle Seahawks; Derwin James, Los Angeles ChargersS: Jessie Bates III, Atlanta Falcons; Talanoa Hufanga, Denver Broncos; Xavier McKinney, Green Bay Packers
>>152898293nah because their run game stinks and Lawrence is too inconsistent. also their secondary is ass.
>All this CHiefs discussion>Nobody is posting actual football newspic related, how does this change how we feel about T. Law the prince to be
>>152898271Gross. Why is he so… white?
>>152898317Yeah we’re still the reigning dynasty and still the main characters. If you don’t like it try being a dynasty instead.Chiefs league.
SOON
>>152898271prolly cause he had a skirt on.
aidan bustinson is the most overrated player in the league. him and bustin sherbert
>>152898271His little twink ass is getting shafted fr
>he still thinks we're in the MaShanty era
>>152898302He's old fat and slow but he still made some good plays though
I have returned from reddit with more anti-Mahomes opinions>Mahomes is poopy>Mahomes isn't as good as my favorite white QB>Mahomes doesn't like the Star Wars sequel trilogy>Mahomes supports Israel
>>152898302Why was he awful? Because he dropped the ball exactly 7 times? Because he was getting open almost every play? I also know for a fact that at least one of his drops was low and behind too (it was against the broncos) and really was not his fault for not catching it
>>152898327
>>152898344Not interested
>>152898306Special teams:Placekicker: Brandon Aubrey, DallasPunter: Michael Dickson, SeattleKick Returner: Kavontae Turpin, DallasPunt Returner: Marcus Jones, New EnglandSpecial Teamer: Del'Shawn Phillips, Los Angeles ChargersLong Snapper: Andrew DePaola, Minnesotacam little got snubbed, i'm fine with will reichard the third being on the 1st team, but aubrey shouldn't be here over little
>>152898302He was still a top 10 TEProduction matters more than blocking, especially on a team with the talent at O-Line that KC has.Theres no reason not to bring Kelce back another year if he wants to be back, because there isn't a TE this draft like Bowers that KC could draft to replace him with.
>>152898337I will be rooting for great value Mahomes, don’t make me channel my energies to the Packers
So are the voters gonna split All Pro and MVP again?
u got moss’d nigga
>>152898371>see arm sleeve tattoo>don't draft qbsimple as
>2 of the 3 highest ranked TEs this draft aren't whiteyep, I'm thinking KC is gonna resign Kelce
>>152898375No way, maye isn't in the same atmosphere of production
>>152898391Eagles desperately need Sadiq, who will go far earlier than the pick the Eagles will have earned (32nd)
I love how Pats fags take being “Runner-Up” in MVP voting as an insult
>>152898361There were just so many bad plays that were his fault, the bobbled passes to INTs, even the INT against the Jags in the redzone was because Kelce drifted away from the ball and let a CB jump his route. I’d rather not have another season of forcing the ball to Kelce just for him to clap like a retarded seal and send it skyward. See what the other young TEs we’ve brought in can do, like Wiley
>>152898352He was a solid TE this year and your ignorance of that fact is actually pretty astounding. The only reason why you think he played like shit, is because he statistically isn't playing to the elite level you are used to
Incredibly based>#Chiefs icon TE Travis Kelce said he PREFERS BREAST MILK in an old post on Twitter/X.>A fan asked what Kelce's favorite type of milk was, he responded with "Always enjoyed the taste of good ole t*tty milk"
Lamar Jackson has a higher career YPA than Josh Allen
>Cam Little wasn't an all-protell me again how the all-pro team matters more than the pro bowl
>>152898421WOW YOU MEAN TOM CRUISES MOVIE WAS LONGER THAN DICAPRIOS SYBAU W UR FRAUD SHIT
>>152898416No he wasn’t, and your only angle for claiming otherwise is to imply it’s all Mahomes fault and Mahomes is shit and blah blah blah. Seethe, you’re not getting the engagement
/nfl/ General fears the ramily
who getting the TOUCHDAHNS today??
>>152898411>even the INT against the Jags in the redzone was because Kelce drifted away from the ball and let a CB jump his route.In other words, Mahomes threw a bad ball and you are covering for his ass
>>152898431Do Fairbairn break the FG in a season record or a similar record
>>152898437paid crisis actors
>>152898409Unlike the Rams "fans", we don't settle for silver medals over here. Of course you're more comfortable being runner-up in everything; we put you there twice on the biggest stage and might just do it a third time this year. If you can even get there.
What bets are you guys placing today? Im scared
do we root for the panthers because they have a shitty manlet qb or in spite of him?
Rams ;>14th pickMansoor Delane (CB) >32nd pick Serratt (WR) I’ve seen enough of Sarratt, he’s gonna be awesome. Other than Makai Lemon, the best WR, would be my choice for the Rams. Also snag the top CB and we’re back in business next year
>>152898421When's Lamar playing this weekend?
>>152898436He was 4th in total TE Receiving yards while being 6th in total TE Receptions.That's still playing at an elite level for the position. Just not the HoF level where he was literally matching Jerry Rice's production.
>>152898456Woolies to cover
>>152898431>still caring about media awards in 2026Why bother? Do you really care who other people deem worthy of awards or not? I can see why this matters to the individual players, but I don't get why you would care.Even then, most players would prefer even a Conference Championship appearance over 30 pro bowl and 1st team all pro nods. That's how little they matter.
Jerry Rice would've never taken the covid vax
>>152898436This is the problem with Chiefs fans. They are more Mahomes fans than Chiefs fans. Feels like a cult shits weird man
>>152898281>FIRST TEAM QB: Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles RamsPats sisters what the FUCK is this?? The advanced analytics are on our side… i thought people cared about that stuff…..
>>152898486I have made it clear many times that I am a Chiefs fan and not a Mahomes fan actually, you have no basis for assuming that of me other than living in your own world and assuming the worst of everything to do with the Chiefs
>>152898455>pathetic posturing >“we aRE wInNeRs” >notorious franchises tha has been caught cheating multiple times You are a loser irl, I can already tell. You are the runner up, and there’s nothing you can do about it little bitch
>>152898479you're such a badass that plays by his own rules anon
ALL-PROWHITECORNERBACK
kek lameme is an uncoachable diva bitch and their locker room forced out a two time national champion oc because they value targets and carries over wins, good to know they'll never get over the hump no matter who's coaching
>>152898498your callous treatment of a still productive player the rest of the league mostly would be clamoring to hire if available this free agency (He's not, its KC or retire), is assuming the worst of everything to do with the Chiefs concurrently anon.
>>152898503How does he do it
>>152898310>He thinks its about techicalities like thatTheyre are clearly the team with the most power of friendship
>the MVP versus some manlet darkieLynnbros we're about to feast
I'll be watching highlights of the Consumer Electronics Show until the playoffs start
>>152898503BWC is inevitable
I don't see one good team that made the playoffs. The teams that didn't make it are even worse which is not a surprise.
>>152898503Masonic plant
REMINDER that Travis Kelce is not a TE
>>152898513if winning was about good vibes then Detoilet and the knee biting Campbells would've already won something
>>152898499Congrats on your journalist award. You should do even more victory laps over it and show everyone just how plastic your franchise is.>Winners on paper!Top kek. Reminder that your entire franchise exists to gift us rings.
>>152898513This but unironically
>>152898524Yea hes a kwab
literally peyton manning 2.0
>>152898508I think you’re missing the trend aspect. Yeah he was still a good TE this year, but he took such a clear step back he’s likely to take another larger step back from here next season. Seen it happen a million times by my age
>>152898543Backup name. Simple as.
>>152898524>The guy that makes it his identity to train up other TEs, and helped put the position on a map is not a TEhaha, yeah okay anon
>>152898508It’s not “callous treatment”, he is one of our most cherished players and I am way more sensitive about him than a Chiefs hater like you will ever be. It’s an honest evaluation that you don’t like because you prefer to blame Mahomes instead. Not my problem
>>152898306>cb: derwin james
which team will be retarded enough to draft him?
>>152898462Same time as the mutt
>>152898545He's still a top TE in the NFL. EPA wise he was 3rd only behind Trey McBride and Hunter Henry.You're clamoring to replace him with... Noah Grey? That'd result in half the production Kelce has but I guess you get to feel better about it.
>>152898513Thats the steelies
>>152898560I'm another Chiefs fan, and not the anon you originally replied to there.Your opinions of Kelce are based in some wrong biases that do not take the sum of the whole into account.
>>152898571>clamoring>feel betterWeird projection but okay. Skill players in their mid 30s rarely regain the step once lost, expect him him to be clearly outside the top 10 TEs next season
>>152898517Put some oil on the ramp
My joshie :)
>>152898586> expect him him to be clearly outside the top 10 TEs next seasonThat'd require a dramatic falloff that is clearly not evident to take place.
new Deion doc just dropped
>>152898571>Muh EPA muh stats muh numberinooooos!!!On critical downs he was frequently an issue, almost every game. He may have put up decent volume stats, he was still a liability>>152898577That’s fine, agree to disagree
>>152898532It’s not just that Stafford is the MVP and Maye isn’t…Stafford’s cock is also confirmed to be AT LEAST 3 inches longer than Maye’s (erect of course).
>>152898543He’s elite, but doesn’t seem like a high usage guy. Like a very high end game manager
>>152898547kek you're telling me that "Justin Herbert" isn't a backup name?
>historically shit franchise makes the playoffs for the first time in forever >fans act insufferable as fuckwhy does this always happen? make it to the owl THEN talk shit
>>152898610Correct, it’s not. You lack the powers of name divination, dont @ me again
>>152898609Fair take, I like how Kurt Warner put it recently>there are efficient guys>there are explosive play guys>a qb who can do both is eliteSo I'd say mendoza looks like he can be an efficient nfl qb. But also Kurt Warner wears a lot of eyeliner so take it with a grain of salt
>>152898596He's far from being a liability, and the Chiefs inability to do anything else with any other of their offensive weapons because Embree was a retard who did less work as a WR coach to develop their young players than Kelce and DeHop did mentoring in the WR room is an issue with KC, Reid, and Veach A front office problem.Kelce would be TE1 on 25 out of 32 other NFL teams. Most NFL teams don't ask the mountain of their TE1 as KC is doing here. Replacing Kelce with Noah Gray would just highlight how dogshit the rest of KC's offense is outside the line.
>>152898625That’s an interesting way of putting it. So an efficient guy would be Jared Goff, an explosive guy would Caleb Williams, and a QB who could do both is Jordan Love?
>>152898599Why did drake maye allow his wife to spend unsupervised time with a slithering slimy jew like Dave Portnoy (maybe the slimiest most slithery of all)?
>>152898646Lolololol
>>152898646>Jordan Lovenah he's the choke artist prototype
>>152898625>>152898646I think I’d compare Mendoza more to like a Matt Ryan, or a rich man’s Kirk Cousins.
>>152898556He doesn't play the TE position. He lines up out wide or in the slot more than 2/3rds of the time, and never blocks. He's not a TE.
>>152898636He was obviously a liability, I like him a lot too but be real. He was singlehandedly losing us games with drops and bobbled INTs. He was the opposite of clutch all season
Efficient guy: Alex Smith (For sake of argument)Explosive guy: Jameis Winston Both: Thomas, Edward, Patrick, Brady, Junior
>>152898599>It’s not just that Stafford is the MVPIt was AP All-Pro announced today, not the MVP.
>>152898674He gets paid like a TEhes going into the HoF as a TEhe runs TE academyall the other HoF TEs love and respect his careerhe was the highest rated blocker at TE in 2020He's a TE.
When I was in grade 11, my friend told me a story about how his mother spent all day yelling at him about something that she was completely wrong about, so her asked her if she was going to apologize to him. He told me that she looked at him like he was insane and had the audacity to say that she was his mother and she never had to apologize for anything because she gave birth to him, so my friend grabbed his mother by her hair and smashed her head into the wall as hard as he could, then he started stomping her face into the ground. I don't think he was lying because I saw scars on her face and she pretty much let him do whatever he wanted.
caleb williams is built for these moments. he says so himself
>>152898281>QB: Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles RamsSo Stafford still has a chance at MVP? Or are they gonna bait and switch us like last year giving Lamar first team but naming Allen MVP
>>152898611>foreverThey made it in 2022 anon...
Theres gonna be some anons who kill themselves when they have to hear Travis Kelce in the booth casting their games every Sunday right?You guys are aware every network this offseason are locked in communication with Travis Kelce to offer him a Brady deal to commentate games once he retires.He's not going away, or leaving football to be Taylor Swifts concubine year round, he will be on your TV sets, and you will hear him more than you've ever heard him before.
>>152898705When I was in elementary school my friend miserably confessed to me that he punched his mom in the stomach, and felt bad. I cut him off immediately
>>152898705My Brazilian friend from High School pushed his stepmom down the stairs, then ran away from his home. Then convinced my little brother to let him stay at my dad’s house (I lived with my mom, brother lived with dad). His parents were looking for him and reported him missing, wanted to press charges on him. But he was madly in love with his GF and was trying to keep low until he was 18. He did make it to 18 without getting found, even though he was living at my Dads only a mile away from his childhood home.
>>152898718He’s more likely to be the next Channing Tatum than in the broadcast booth. He’ll be doing dudebro movies full time
would you rather start your franchise with mendoza or peyton out of college?
>>152898730What kind of beta bitch boy hits his mom? Has to lack a father for sure. If you hate your mom that much, just leave.
>>152898702I don't care about any of that nonsense. He either plays the TE position, or he doesn't. The answer is he doesn't.
>>152898759Who?
>>152898754https://people.com/travis-kelce-talking-with-networks-but-not-affecting-his-retirement-decision-exclusive-source-11882500Nah, he's been in talks with every big Network for years now. Not just this offseason but previous ones too.He's got Taylor Swifts agent, it's why this is on Peoples magazine, Tree Paine. Any time Taylor needs to correct the rumor mill, an article comes out on people. This is them correcting the rumor mill that made it seem like these were new talks between Kelce and the Networks and that he was likely to retire. These talks have been going on for years.
>>152898543The raiders will absolutely ruin him
>>152898759>would I rather draft a top 5 QB ever with the benefit of hindsight, or an unproven asset Is this a serious question?
>>152898560No you're mindbroken so bad that you think us praising Kelce is somehow an insult to Mahomes. Huge insecurity behavior
>>152898775Interesting. He could probably be good honestly, he was a genius at reading the field. Basically peak Romo but as an annoying frat bro
>>152898763>defending a woman refusing to apologize when in the wrongThe simp menace is fascinating
>>152898811>ur a simp if you don't physically assault a stupid and/or stubborn womanIs this the negro mindset I've heard so much about?
>>152898759Sean Peyton? Was he actually good as a player?
>>152898803Nice try retard, you were blatantly building up to your main point>I also know for a fact that at least one of his drops was low and behind too (it was against the broncos) and really was not his fault for not catching itwhich I shut down immediately, and now you want to act like your intentions are innocent and you’re actually a Chiefs respecter. You will never outmaneuver me retard
>>152898806Commentating still will end up paying more than he's made in his NFL career at TE, and it being a specific schedule in one half of the year, it'd let Taylor plan stuff around that for their home life, vacations in the second half of the year etc. Vs if he was going to be in action movies like the Rock or Cena. Then you've got to be available for work year round depending on when filming happens. I can see why he's trending more towards that than fully committing to Hollywood.
>>152898775I feel like it’s WAY more likely Travis does Monday Night Countdown with his brother. Cant see Travis be a booth guy.
>>152898646I'm a bears fan so I'm not going to give you a good faith read on jordan love, I think he's a c+ quarterback at both/at best. I would say rodgers would be an example of both and would agree with Williams being explosive and Goff being efficient.
>>152898462>postseason appearance rings Lol
>>152898811>defending a lil beta bitch rage boi who's feefees got hurt and he lashed out on someone, his own mother no lessGo like, subscribe and share you fav manosphere brofluencer who your using as a daddy substitute lol
IN BRYCE I TRUST
jamarcus russell
>>152898503Literal DEI, awful in coverage
>there are still people that really think Goydell will let the Rams lose today's WWNFL game
>>152898843>>152898841The kelces will take over the manningcast spot and it will be as big of a downgrade as it sounds
>>152898875If that was a downgrade they wouldn’t have a podcast audience the Mannings could only dream of Even Kelce’s wife is more popular than the Mannings kek
>>152898886*I mean Jason Kelce’s wife lol
>>152898759I think I'll take Peyton since there are maybe 2-4 quarterbacks in the history of the game I wouldn't take Peyton manning over and there would be text wall debates over those 2-4 guys
>>152898886>more popularmaybe among 13yo fat girls
Drive baby, drive
>>152898853LSU Burrow was the GOAT. I can’t put Fernando at that level, however he’s undeniable and I think he’ll be a really good pro. And these clutch performances are a good sign that he’s not just Goff 2.0.
Would PeyPey have a longer career if he started today with the hindsight of modern medicine?
>>152898859would be pretty funny if lambs fans were gloating so much about media awards just to get bounced by 8-9 shittersI would root for stafford to win the mvp at that point just for the irony
>>152898869Wrong
They really had to start the playoffs with a squash match?
>>152898921LSU Burrow is carried by two WRs who went on to be immediate breakout successes in the NFL, one of which he got to keep because the team that drafted him was so godawfully trash they picked top 5 the next year. Imagine having Justin Jeffersons and Jamarr Chase in College and getting to keep Jamarr Chase.If the Bengals weren't so trash at every other organizational aspect of running a football team, I'd call him the luckiest QB of all time.
>>152898835Look at this mindbroken behavior.Sad
>>152898886>more listeners means more bettererHoly low IQ consumer. I don't work for a network and listening to the kelces would be a downgrade over listening to the mannings. The fact you're making an argument based on Worthingtons law is some high level faggotry
>>152898921Why are LSU QBs so fragile?
>>152898944It's in the least important slot on the least important day.
Imagine how many TDs/Yards Tom Brady/Drew Brees/Peyton Manning could've thrown for if he had both Justin Jefferson and Jamaar Chase at WR1/2It's mindboggling to just think about and Joe Burrow got to play with both of them for years at LSU.
>>152898950It would be horrid, that’d be two NFL playoff games I don’t watch
>>152898948I agree, LSU had the best WR room ever. Sarratt and Becker are really fucking good though.
do people really put their pee pees in male butt holes ?
>>152898944>>152898959It's the first time the Texans haven't been at a noon saturday slot. Please, let them have this
You have the choice to have sex with Mina Kimes.>If you sexually satisfy her, your team will win the owl next year.>If you fail to sexually satisfy her, your team is forced to start Tua for the next decade.Do you dare?
>>152898835Btw I'm not the other anon you were arguing, you schizo. Chiefs fans have been spiraling full cope mode since the superbowl lol
>>152898857>your usingYou know more about streamers than I>>152898829>can’t understand the difference between commenting on something and doing itThese are the people calling anons low IQ hahahahaha.Let me guess, one of you is the “hurr this captcha is hard for me but easy for you because ur IQ low” retard from the other day?
>>152898950It's supposed to rain and it's the exact way Carolina beat them in the regular season. Bryce just had a bad game against Tampa so it's time for good Bryce to show up
>>152898964>it would be horridYou rams fags are some gay faggots
>>152898857Women deserve a good smack just as often as men do, virgin
>>152898979Stop crying.
>>152898978yeah I'll just finger bang her while I think about men then GTFO
>>152898978I've never wanted to fuck the wax on guy from karate kid so no.
>>152898963It boggles my mind to this day that so many QBs are so conceited that they want good numbers, visibility, and offensive help when the pats laid out the formula forever ago with winning championships. Brady's numbers suffered because of it but he won rings. You don't need a dominant offense, just an efficient and well trained one led by a great QB. You want a dominant defense.Texans have the right formula but Stroud isn't good enough. If the Texans had a better and stable QB this year like Joe Burrow, I would have put all of my money on them.
>>152898543Mendoza most likely won’t be considered good until 2031 or so. He’ll be the scapegoat for the next 4-5 years, fans will call him a bust, and he’ll jump around for a couple years afterwards until landing on a team where he is finally successful. There is a chance he could break the cycle like Maye or go on an early run like Burrow but most likely he will follow the scapegoat/bust-gypsy qb-success trajectory of recent cfb star qbs
does mcdaniel count as a black for the rooney rule?
>>152898543He will bust on the raiders i can't wait
>>152898981>the guy who struggles with captchas is unironically some low IQ Andrew Tate goblin advocating for beating your mom when she disagrees with youHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man, that's just too perfect.
>>152899018Maybe for the quadrooney rule
>>152898954>worthington's lawWay to go Einsteinhttps://youtu.be/gbU4VRs2rro?si=nKA90UjzOaRN1317
Ahhhh have to pick up some family from the airport but I should be back right when the first game starts. See you guys later
>>152898993Sure but you'll only hit women to feel good and cold like a bitch the second any guy looks at you funny ecksdee
>>152899032Kek
THE RESULTS ARE IN
>>152898994Lol that's u
BearsAlso, is Love playing today?
>>152899048I’ve been calling Detoilets vs Bills the reddit bowl for years. I’m such a genius
>>152899032yep. Based
>>152899043My dad is in a wheelchair and I regularly beat his ass for being annoying
>>152899024This, the raidniggers are insane if they think it's possible for them to develop a rookie qb given how shit their team is.
>>152899048>Chiefs 12th>not top 10WEARE NOT THE TOP 3RD PERCENTILE OF REDDIT/r/Nfl/ colony /nfl/ on /sp/ BEETEEFEEEOOOOOOEEE'D
>>152898993If you smack a woman and not in any kind of self-defense where she hits you first, I can guarantee you are someone that has very low levels of respect from everyone in your life. It just means you're petty and insecure.Being involved with a woman who is "deserving of a smack" is your own failure in judgment and it's yet another failure in judgment not to willingly choose to walk away from them rather than do something satisfying but make even bigger problems for yourself. It is literal immediate gratification loser melanin behavior.
Will there be an upset today
>>152899048>my billsLies nobody likes the bills, their subreddit is dead and any gamethread on spee is empty. They just hate the chiefs.
>>152898919Buck does actually look right at home in an SS uniform
Love finna get bred on national TV by a sleuth of bears
>>152899048>peanut oil is 4chans teambeen sayin it for years now but /speee/ are not a fan of the brown town
>>152899021They’re interviewing him for HC, not OC
>>152899058>>152899088Packers want to win today so they're starting Willis
>>152899048how bout dem boys
>>152899078Faggot.
Texans should trade for Burrow
>>152899109Loser
>>152899085I’m a Chiefs fan who will be rooting for you :3
>>152899048>Joe Reddit
>>152899116Trade what? 3 firsts?
ummm is this a problematic nickname...would caleb really snitch on a poor defenseless immigrant?
Bills should hire Harbaugh as the HC and McDaniel for their OC
Bears fans rate your nervous level right now Are you wholesome chungus just happy to be here, or are your nuts in your stomach?
>>152899091Happy baby!
I’m old enough to remember when Gaylebs dad was asking for part ownership of Da Bears or else his son ain’t going, now all the fans wanna fuck his zesty bussy
bears bros....what the fuck is this shti
>>152899145>be caleb>fuck Paco>Paco gets all up in his feelings>he won't stop calling>he starts showing up at work>Nah ese it was just a bussy call>pick up the phone and call 1-800-Deport>problem solved
>>152899158cool, collected, moisturized, in my zone.
>>152899169It was appropriate to hate on him when he first came into the league, but now he’s been humbled. Now it’s appropriate to root for him to pick himself back up and mature
>>152899173Got an IRL chuckle out of me. It's like a fucking kid painted it.
>>152898286nothing super about a mahomes-less weekend
>>152899032spat out my drink desu
>>152899197What are you even talking about? I still make fun of Eli to this day and say he was a retard incapable of dressing himself because of the way him and his father approached the draft.
>>152899164Beane can't draft for shit, he got us Keon Coleman
>>152899218How many Chiefs fans are there in this damn general. There’s a Chiefs fan rooting for the Pats, one rooting for the. Bears, one rooting for the Bills, they’re catching strays and arguing with each other. Do these niggas know they’re eliminated?
>>152899234Meant for >>152899130
>>152899218well it got him 2 superbowls that'll literally never be forgotten in NFL history and Phillip Rivers stuck with the Chargers, so whose the retard incapable of dressing themselves now anon?
>>152899233I don't even think my asshole is that long but let's find out *zips up Eagles sports jacket* *zipa down pants*
>>152899234What the fuck, you haven't even mentioned me, the Chiefs fan whose been rooting for both AFC South teams for weeks now.It's the Jags/Texans year!
>>152899246Eli Manning, obviously. And you, apparently. What do you think the words "to this day" mean, retard?
>>152899234>Heh I bet queef bandwagonners disappear once they’re eliminated heh :P>*We don’t*>WOW DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE ELIMINATED? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING HERE?
>>152899197Stfu darkie, it's gay no matter who you are
>>152899258I think it's you anon, Eli will always be in Tom Brady's nightmares and that'd have never happened on the Chargers.
>>152899263I guess he was wrong. They didn't disappear. They just all immediately started rooting for other teams which is peak cuckold behavior and even worse.
Big game for my panthers today bros
Big game for this bussy
>>152899283Cringe larp. It’s normal to root for other teams once yours is eliminated
>>152899271That's great and all but he's still a massive retard daddy's boy that couldn't make his own decisions and clearly does not dress himself.
>>152899263You faggots didn't even have gamethreads for the titans game. Now you're showing up wild card weekend pretending you haven't been gone since week 15
>>152899268>Stfu darkieTurn you monitor on
>>152899296You're telling me that he made an executive decision to hire someone else to dress him because he's so rich?What a fucking chad
What should I eat while watching the games today, bros?
>>152899294I guess if you're a cuckold, sure. Do you also root for other men to impregnate your wife after you can't get it up?
>>152899303I wanted the Chiefs to lose out for draft position, which they did, but I didn't want to actually watch them lose out with 3rd stringers, because why would i?I'm not a masochist anon
>>152899234We’re the majority, we did a strawpoll once and the top two teams were Chiefs with 13 and then Packers were close, at 12That’s what happens when a fanbase spans Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Iowa. We do be poasting
>>152899311Eat this bussy
>>152899311I'm making a big pot of chili mac tomorrow.
>>152899294Yeah, it's pretty natural to want to see a certain team win. In my case, I have several teams I'm interested in seeing win it all.
>>152899032haha
>>152899307Well, that and he's also incapable of doing it by himself because he's a massive retard. An admittedly very rich massive retard. But apparently not so rich that he's not beneath selling fake sports memorabilia. Oof.
>ask friend if he wants to hangout and watch the games today>says something along the lines of "you really want to sit around for 8 hours?"Um, yes?
>>152899021Good job recognizing my writing style as that Lions fan… at least I think that’s what you’re trying to do. I’m not delusional though and I don’t have much faith in this team. McDaniel will take a HC job. The Lions will get another questionable OC that sucks. They won’t sign a FA center like Linderbaum. They won’t address center in the draft. Decker will retire. They’ll draft a cb or de in the first. They’ll sign another “why did you sign that guy?” FA. They’ll trade Monty. Kerby Joseph will never be the same and will retire during the next season. Kelvin Sheppard will continue to be a bad DC. The OL will be worse. The run game will be non-existent. The defense will be mediocre. And they’ll probably miss the playoffs despite having a baby scheduled. Our window probably closed during the 4th quarter on 1/28/24. I hope I’m wrong
>>152899317>I'm not a masochistNo you're just a fair weather faggot. Any real fan would watch just to see the backup play
>>152899303Put “Olado-kun” into the archive and see if we’ve “been gone since week 15” retard
>>152899342More like 7 hours but okay.
>>152899345What the fuck are you talking about? I just made a passing comment about how I would like to see Mike McDaniel go to the Texans because I think it would be a cool fit. I kinda like the Lions but I don't care about them that much.
I’m going to drink Jack and Cokes while watching my panthers.
>>152899350Time is money anon, and I already know Isa Pole looks good.
>>152899345>>152899363Lmao wtf. My stomach hurts from laughing at this so hard
>>152899354I put >titans chiefs gamethreadIn the archive but found jo 2025 results lol
I hope the Bills get absolutely BTFO and embarassed so that McDermott and Beane get fired.
>>152899342he obviously hoping for some buckbreaking during the commercials, not just sitting.
>>152899345>>152899363He's going to the Seahawks btw.
>>152899377What is there to talk about? We were tanking lol, the only game actually tried in was the Bronkeks on Christmas Day
>>152899311Sweet and sour meatballs and some mashed potatoes.
>>152899421Bruh why do you post this shit
>>152899383>BeaneHahaBeans
>>152899451That is not nice. Apologize to him. Now.
>>152899451It's some shitty bot that makes these and posts them 24/7
Chiefs chad hereI like saying "la ramilia" but i gotta ride my fellow manlet BryceGo panthers
>>152899363I thought you were trying to rub it in that the Lions won’t get him. Some other weirdo recognized me from writing style a couple weeks ago and did something similar. I was just running with it in case that was them again
>>152899158
Rams senpai, we feeling good about this game?
>>152899394Lol fairweather cope faggotry
Could we talk about relevant teams and not Detoilet or Kansass Shitty?
>>152899486Yes
>>152899158Total Packer Death
>we're just 4 hours away from playoff footballExcited.
>>152899488Good job recognizing my writing style as that Chiefs fan… at least I think that’s what you’re trying to do. I’m not delusional though and I don’t have much faith in this team. Nagy will take a HC job. The Chiefs will get another questionable OC that sucks. They won’t sign a FA center like Linderbaum. They won’t address center in the draft. Kelce will retire. They’ll draft a cb or de in the first. They’ll sign another “why did you sign that guy?” FA. They’ll trade Jones. Trent McDuffie will never be the same and will retire during the next season. Steve Spagnuolo will continue to be a bad DC. The OL will be worse. The run game will be non-existent. The defense will be mediocre. And they’ll probably miss the playoffs despite having a baby scheduled. Our window probably closed during the 4th quarter on 10/6/25. I hope I’m wrong
>>152899517
Would be more confident in the panthers if they had my goat adam thielen
>>152899517Same but the kino games are tomorrow. Today is just NFC slop
Give your energy to the Bears\o/
Bryce young finna get a rushing tuddy
>>152899482>>152899514>posting Dan Campbell's bitch
Why was "Dante Moore" in QB1 talks?
I've been worried about the bears vs packers game. I don't think I can handle the smug ball sniffing the puckers will give Jordan manlove putting him in the same conversation as rodgers and farve.
>>152899508Reigning dynasty I’m afraid
>>152899561He never was. He was always a day 3 guy
>>152899570That would be the Eagles, who are actually still playing football.
Nervously awaiting the Bills/Jags game tomorrow. In the meantime, I will do my best to enjoy the Bears and Panthers.
is this good or bad?
>>152899587But the bears don’t play the panthers
>>152899547Fraudkeks kek
>>152899523>They won’t sign a FA center like Linderbaum. They won’t address center in the draft.I know this is a joke post, but doesn't KC have one of the best centers in the league? You should change it to be TE or WR
>>152899588It makes no difference because they're stuck with Love
>>152899583Holy casual, learn the definition of dynasty
>>152898237its crazy every game is east coast
My in-laws are from Denver, which is a shame because it means I have to root against the Broncos
>>152899610When you learn the definition of reigning, brainlet
>>152899569Love will never be as good as Rodgers or Favor. They were both far more readily apparent in their specialness. Love has been thoroughly mediocre since the start. He's never going to be an elite talent.If someone isn't special after year 3 or 4, that's basically who they are. The only guy I can think of off of the top of my head who broke that mould is Steve Young.
>>152899600KC has no O line they're center is washed garbage ranked in the bottom half of centers. Every sack mahomes takes is either from LT or C positions.
>>152899620Chiefs are still the reigning dynasty. Dynasty is not determined on an annual basis and the Eagles certainly do not qualify. Embarrassing
eating a snack before going to the bar to watch the panthers dunk on the rams
>>152899620Eagles are the worst raining champion since the hall of cost.
>>152899631This nigga knows what time it is
>>152899614Sucks for the Broncos, that'll probably be the deciding factor of the game
Who ya got?
>>152899600Yeah I got lazy
>>152899630Chiefs won't make the playoffs next year either
>>152899631whatever is in that fixins bowl looks absolutely disgusting
>>152899630Reigning implies it's still ongoing. Dynasties do not get assraped in the big game then get a top 10 pick the following season.
>>152899648Delet this nephew
>>152899646If a team I am rooting for is losing and I turn the game off they come back and win, my curse is too powerful.
>>152899653guy is an actual artist
>>152899631I went in a bojangles once and I was the only white.
>>152899665A glazed pastry? I would eat
>>152899548
>>152899624I think Love is a top 10 qb. He was playing like a top 5 qb before his concussion. He’s not a Kraft merchant either because Kraf missed most of the season. He’s not Favre or Rodgers level but there are few who are. I hate the Packers but the “Love ain’t it” comments were projections from Packers haters
>>152899667It’s still ongoing. Being a dynasty is not “win a super bowl every season hurr durr”, it’s about a period of sustained dominance with 3 rings minimum in a short amount of time. The Chiefs just went to three super bowls in a row and their last ring was two years ago. They are still a dynasty. Sorry.
why are niners fans like this?
>>152899681looks like someone nutted on a biscuit desu
>>152899653The bears one turned out great
>>152899630>Chiefs are still the reigning dynastyNo they aren't. There is no dynasty right now. The Patriots had 2 dynasties. Once in 2001-2004. Once in 2014-2018. Dynasties don't have losing seasons. Losing seasons mark the end of dynasties. The Chiefs' dynasty lasted from 2019-2024.Have some fucking grace for christ's sake. Even pats fags handled their end with a lot more dignity.
>>152899651Fair enough, I'll do it myselfGood job recognizing my writing style as that Chiefs fan… at least I think that’s what you’re trying to do. I’m not delusional though and I don’t have much faith in this team. Nagy will take a HC job. The Chiefs will get another questionable OC that sucks. They won’t sign a FA WR like Jefferson. They won’t address TE in the draft. Kelce will retire. They’ll draft a cb or de in the first. They’ll sign another “why did you sign that guy?” FA. They’ll trade Jones. Trent McDuffie will never be the same and will retire during the next season. Steve Spagnuolo will continue to be a bad DC. The OL will be worse. The run game will be non-existent. The defense will be mediocre. And they’ll probably miss the playoffs despite having a baby scheduled. Our window probably closed during the 4th quarter on 10/6/25. I hope I’m wrong
>>152899692Yes, they objectively are and you’re wrong every time you post. Get over it.
Should I buy snacks?I still need to lose 20 kilos tho
Cockiest 6-11 team of all time.
>>152899631>fried chicken is the one good food invented in the South and it was invented by literal slaveswhat a culinary wasteland that's only eclipsed by the midwest
>>152899690Looks like regular donut glaze. Maybe you're just too cumbrained to see reality?
>>152899631I had planned to order a pizza and sides today and spend the whole day in my studio apartment watching the games, but I just got a letter that I flunked out of grad schoolNow my life is in disaster and I can't relax watching today's games
>>152899711Yeah senpai get me some chips and dips I’ll be over in a few minutes
>>152899692>Dynasties don't have losing seasons. Losing seasons mark the end of dynasties.This is head canon and depends on dynasties being determined on annual basis, which again, they’re not.
>>152899630Vehemently disagree. First of all, NFL dynasties are rare to non-existent. The Patriots’ two different dynasty eras are an anomaly. Secondly, they regressed by a lot even without Mahomes tearing his bussy wide open. They’ll need too many plugs to be competitive again and even if they are it will be like the Eagles. The dynasty is over.
>>152899723are you blind? its floating in whatever it is.
The Patriots dynasty never ended. They are the reigning dynasty.
>>152899722>invented by literal slavesIs that supposed to be a bad thing? Also the south has some unique stuff like barbecue and cajun/creole
>>152899588NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152899740You can disagree all you want, you are wrong. Dynasties aren’t made in one year and don’t end after one year. If the Chiefs win the super bowl next season or even two seasons from now, it’s a continuation of the same dynasty. The dynasty will ARGUABLY, not even certainly be over after two or three years of no ring.
The 1 o clock game should’ve been today
>>152899741Yeah you're definitely just a cumbrained retard lol
>GET FUCKING SET
>>152898237Lions lost Stafford and gotQB Jared GoffWR Jameson Williams (first round, 12th overall)RB Jahmyr Gibbs (first round, 12th overall)TE Sam LaPorta (second round, 34th overall)DL Josh Paschal (second round, 46th overall)DT Brodric Martin (third round, 96th overall)DB Ifeatu Melifonwu (third round, 101st overall)Was it worth it?
>>152898456Puka anytime td
>>152899560Damn I didn't know he'd have to play Campbell in the playoffs
>>152899732Not the same anon, but it’s true. Dynasties have to at least make the playoffs between championship seasons.
>>152899754havnt won an AFC championship or super bowl since 2018
>>152899780No, they don’t. That’s your personal head canon because you have a bias and wish it were true. It isn’t. What matters is anount of rings in what amount of time, not individual seasons.
>>152898718I'm almost certainly going to kill myself, but not for that reason.
>>152899761Dynasties don’t have losing seasons. A losing season marks the end of a dynasty. Period. Full stop. The end. You’re wrong. The Chiefs won’t make the playoffs next year either, they most likely won’t even have Mahomes for the first few weeks
>>152899767look to the right around the biscuit and above it that clump on the side of the container. its clearly some kind of gravy on a biscuit and not a glazed donut fatty
>>152899782A short lull in comparison to the length of their dominance. Dynasties take time to develop, and they take time to "end".
>>152899793anonpleaseyou can live! The Jags will win the owl!
7 more hours (3 and a half to Rams-Panthers). What am I even supposed to do with myself? What are you guys doing?
>>152899782No playoff wins this decade either
>>152899801yeah it ended 7 years ago
>>152899383If some of the leaks around some Bills discords and the subreddit are to be believed... Beane is on the chopping block if they dont' at least get to the Superbowl, and if not him McDermott is leaving because he's sick of Beane drafting awfully.
>>152899806Gonna take a nap so I won’t pass out drunk
>>152899806Rams fan here. Just listening to music. Probably will make a beer run and pick up some food
>>152899732>This is head canonNo, it's fact. There is not a single dynasty in NFL history who has a losing season in its length other than the 49ers(and only because it was a strike year where their actual team wasn't playing), even if we went by generous interpretations of considering the Patriots a single dynasty from 2001-2019. Losing seasons end dynasties. Period.
>>152899792Name one dynasty in professional sports that had a losing season and no playoffs during the dynasty. Even ChatGPT will tell you you’re wrong. Remember the Patriots were two separated dynasties
>>152899796This? That's just glaze. Powdered sugar + milk. The fact that a clump is dried there on the container means the pastry was glazed fresh in the restaurant for the anon to now eat. You've exposed yourself as a cooklet
>>152899806Going to work on my racebike because the holidays are over and I gotta get my shit together. And posting cocky Bears images because fuck the packers.
>>152899794You think we’re having an argument, you’re simply wrong. UMMM ACTUALLY YOU’RE WRONG PERIOD FULL STOP you’re a fucking subhuman retard who can’t differentiate his desire from reality or use his brain at all. See >>152899792That’s the final word on it, either you can understand it or not, but you are objectively wrong. Bro is trying to tell me what a dynasty is after starting the conversation thinking the Eagles are one lolChiefs haters are always, always like this
>The Patriots dynasty never ended. They are the reignin-ACK
>>152899843Eagles are closer to dynasty status than Chiefs right now. You're a delusional homer if you believe otherwise.
>>152899806
>>152899689Get fucked philthy
>>152899831Dynasties are determined by amount of rings in what amount of time, not individual seasons. I repeat this for you a second and for a last time. Any further posts by you are either proof of retardation or a refusal to accept reality. Will not be responding. >>152899855Kek thanks for that, really puts the final touch on this “debate”. Dumbass
>>152899837ok you force me to do this. i looked on their website and they dont even have glazed donuts on the menu. its a "southern gravy biscuit" that looks disgusting like i said. now stop replying to me
>>152899827Get me a 12 pack of bud heavy
>panthers blow out rams to start a deep superbowl runI need this to happen bros the panthers are trash and the rams are so annoying
>>152899866Apologize and concede.https://www.bojangles.com/menu/product?id=433803
Some of you never gooned to your favorite player's highlights and it shows
Philadelphians are known for sandwiches
>>152898286That additional 7th seed has watered down the playoff race and produced some truly not-so-super games, the only exception being that one year the 7th seeded Packers memed on the Cowboys.
>hurr durr the 2025 jets accomplished nothing APOLOGIZE
>>152899883lmao thats not a glazed donut and they clearly made stripes instead of submerging it. just give it up already
>>152899896>first team>since 2023kek
>>152899864Just because you respond to everyone and insist your own headcanon about what constitutes a dynasty is true isn't actually convincing anyone it's true. I'm not a "Chiefs hater," their dynasty is just objectively over. You are genuinely delusional in thinking it would recover. This would be no different than if the Patriots had insisted the dynasty would continue after Brady left in free agency, but they didn't. They accepted that that era was over.The stubborn fan delusion here is real. Just accept that the dynasty is over.
>>152899843Come say it to my face, asshole. I am an ICE agent. I will deport you like we did to that dyke Karen in the SUN
In the last two seasons:Eagles>two division titles>at least one owl appearance>at least one ringChiefs>one division title>one owl appearance>zero rings
>>152899897I never said it was a donut, I said it was a glazed pastry. Glazed in the same way you'd glaze a donut. And the food doesn't always look like how it does in pictures. It's called marketing
>>152899883>2,230 calories what the fuck?
What flipped the MVP odds from 80% Maye to 80% Stanford?
>>152899887Philadelphia is known for Cheesesteaks and a brand of cream cheese desu
>>152899911>SUNSUV I mean
>>152899883God damn I wish I had a Bo Berry Biscuit right about now
>>152899913its clearly a biscuit in a white country gravy though. you are the one who is blind and thinking about glazed donuts
>>152899896>ONLY NFL TEAM ALL SEASON
>>152899914>2230/370=6You can probably order 1, 3, or 6 of them.
>>152899919Maduro getting kidnapped, now the league is giving an apology award to the designated beaner team
>>152899934I'm right and you're wrong!
>>152899933BO SHIT KEK
>>152899919Vegas knew Maye won since the votes are done so they're switching to Stafford odds to make money on retards
>>1528991588/10
>>152899173its in a football shape, not a circle
I made some meatballs and they were too salty
this bussy was too salty
Chiefs dynasty is dead.
post YFWDBWDSO
>>152899967The most nervous I’ve ever been as a Chiefs fan was the Ravens AFCCG. I was so tense that I couldn’t eat and everybody else was treating it like a party while I sat directly in the center of the couch rocking back and forth like a nutcase. I was shivering and nauseous
Can't wait to breed Jordan Love's bussy tonight
>>152899173i would imagine all the on field paintings look weird up close and at an angle. they are meant to be viewed from 100ft above
>>152899877We are getting a cat superbowl :)
>>152899996>Ravens AFCCGThat was an extremely kino game. It's a shame the statmutt is so annoying, Chiefs have had some really funny wins
>>152899954
>>152900000Holy digits. Packturd bros…
>>152899919They didn't? MVP odds were frozen before AP All- Pros were announced just like they are every year. Are you talking about prediction markets?
>>152900000gay ass nigga quints
I'm nervous for the Rams
>>152900000nice digits caleb
>>152900000BASED
>>152899611Chicago is a 12 hour drive to the east coast, sweaty.
>>152900024Come on bro, it's just the Panthers, only total frauds would ever lose to them.
>>152900012I didn’t mean to mention that to make it about the Chiefs btw, I forgot to add that I imagine being a Bears fan finally making the playoffs to play the PACKERS has to be a similar level of diarrhea nerves lol
>>152900036is CHI not in the EST time zone?
>>152900024The Curse Wheel has been pretty on point for the last few weeks.
>>152899874Sadly it’s vodka and seltzers for me today. Take it or leave it
>>152900000BASED BIG BEAR
>>152900051No, the line is like 50 miles east.
>>152900036It's on the east coast of Lake Michigan
>>152900047Meh, I don't care. Outside of the statmutt, I don't really hate Cheifsposters. But the Ravens blowing the AFCCG was such a funny game
>>152900063k
>>152900000Reminder
>>152898516where does Lynn fall on Mendoza?
>>152900000Witnessed and checked
>>152900072How could John Harbaugh do this?
I can't wait any longer bros...
>>152900000WITNESSED
>>152900053It predicted the Jets would beat the Pats. Before you reach for that Diggs scandal thing, that was already old news at that point. Nothing bad happened to the Pats that week.Wheel is washed. My rammies are going to comfortably crush the kitties.
>>152900000to be expected from your flag
>>152900014Wow, I didn’t realize Patrick is actually a giant gay baby. Not entirely shocking though desu
>>152900000lewd
>>152900024We’ll be fine….right?!
>>152900081I got jags bears as one of two possible owls
Give me one reason to even turn the Rams and Panthers on
>>152900130Curse wheel landed on the rams + the rams are dome babies who will be experiencing rain for the first time.
>>152900130to watch the rams lose?
>>152900119>dropped two games during the season against the worst division in the league>anything can happen in the playoffsYou'd be crazy if you had confidence in the Rams today.
Bills Burrs owl
>>152899993Bears are going to lose today to a beat up Parsons-less Packers team because the Bears were overachievers and got lucky with a good offensive minded HC. It ends here and this will age poorly. Screenshot this. Caleb sucks
>>152900130Rams are fun to watch. Puka is the best receiver in football. Matt Stafford is the MVP. Panthers have the best corner tandem in the NFL to match up with the Rams who have the best receiver tandem. Rams are missing OL Kevin Dotson, and Derrick Brown is one of the best run stoppers in football for the Panthers
>>152900157Holy kino
>>152900020They were -375 or so for Maybe not long ago and now they’re about that number for Stafford. Or closed at that number.
>>152900161>Panthers have the best corner tandem in the NFL to match up with the Rams who have the best receiver tandem.Hmmmm this probably sold me
>>152900130You have nothing better to do
>>152900153I’m confident, but admittedly leery.
>>152900184I could. You don’t know me
I hate rams fans more than any other, may you suffer today
>>152900202What would you be doing?
>>152900181The should’ve added that Tet McMillan is OROTY, so he’s also worth watching.
>I’VE DECIDED TO RETIRE, COACH!! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
>>152900130my reffies are playing
>>152900211>More than any otherWeird flex but okay
BEARS STILL SUCK
>>152900119Seems wrong to hang a banner for the St. Louis version of the team in LA
>>152900202Tell me a little about yourself then, jeez. I'm not a mindreader.
>>152900081Fuck the packers
>>152900130It's raining outdoors and that's exactly the conditions the rams lost to the panthers in during the regular season. Also Bryce played like shit last week so since he's a Grossman like spastic he's possibly good this week
>>152900252YALL GOT YA CHEESE GRATERS ON EH BUD
>>152900252I used to hate the Packers for all the "muh talent" fags who always claimed Rodgers was better than Brady. Now that that debate has been firmly settled and nobody realistically puts Rodgers in the same class as Brady anymore, my hatred for them is lacking. Rodgers was also thoroughly unlikeable in always giving his receivers dirty looks and sulking every play.I need new motivation to hate them.
>>152900211stay seething flyover.
>>152900252many people are saying this
>>152900213Stuff
>>152900262Bryce Young is never good. He alternates between being just shitty enough to win and pure shit.
>>152900280Like eating corn? Ok then.
>>152900242It would be weird for GSOT legends to appear at the stadium and see nothing commemorating their owl.
>>152900250I’m a fan of an NFCN team and I hate being a flyover. Like why me, you know? Why was I born into this? I can move to California where they have everything and the wages are higher, but I’m landlocked. There’s really no way out. Also, I have a small penis
>>152900278BEAR DOWN SOON
Dante Moore is getting people fired
>>152900072Isn't getting a safety there actually kind of the best case scenario for the ravens? It's a 10 point game so they need 2 scores no matter what - safety means they get the ball back for free to try for the other 8 without having to make a stop or recover an onside kick. Having to make a 2pt conversion to only tie is a bit suspect, but if it was a 9 point game I definitely think this would be worth it.Definitely not intentional, but potentially optimal nevertheless.
>>152900291Yeah and what about it. Maybe if you ate a little morr corn and a little less ass you wouldn’t be such a faggot
>>152900322There’s no safety on that play
Marvin Harrison JrNot even the WR1 on the Cardinals at this point. Actually he’s option #3 after Michael Wilson and McBride. Crazy who would’ve thought the best OSU receiver was JSN
>>152900284He threw 3 touchdowns and zero picks vs the rams on 75%. Only 206 yards so while not elite it's still better than not shitty enough to lose. That's a good game.
>>152900325Got his ass
>>152900325I think everyone who eats ass gets some extra corn they didn't consider.
>>152900336I honestly thought he was a can't miss prospect but like a lot of top 5 picks you go to such a shitty team it's tough to really judge.
>>152900322Teams should opt for safeties more often than they do, in my opinion. If you punt from your own like 1, chances are you are punting inside your own side of the field for 35-45 yards. They're basically in field goal range already so you're almost guaranteed to give up 3 anyways. If you have a decent defense and a bad offense, I think taking intentional safeties should be more frequent. But it's one of those things that seems counter-intuitive so teams don't do it.
>>152900331What, is it a touchback? I thought any time a player had possession of the ball and gets tackled in their own endzone the other team gets 2 points and posession. Is the rule different if the tackled player is on the defense?
>>152900340>kiddy fiddler >eating ass is le bad Reflect upon yourself
>>152900336He never moved me. Nabers was WR1 and deserved the Biletnikoff that year
>>152900347Charlie Batch, Dan Orlofsky or Mike McMahon. Who do you build around if at gunpoint?
>>152900325Absolutely mindraped that dude, wow.
>>152900356Yeah it’s a touchback, the offense has to start with the ball/or defense has to have brought it out of the endzone, and then taken back, for it to be a safety
>>152900361Both wrong. Every accusation is a confession!
BEAR DOWN BEAR DOWNBEARS STILL SUCK!
>>152900353Thanks Alex smith, but giving up 3-8 points (fg/td/2pt) is worse than a possible 10 point swing. It doesn't make sense in any scenario to put points on the board and give up a possession.
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>>152900364Not him, but definitely Mcmahon. Because at least he doesn't do specticals like that and has played well on the offs
>>152900364Which city?Detroit?No QB is ever safe in Detroit. All they care about is Championships. Yes I understand the irony but it is how they are everyone under 40 and older then 20 has seen a Detroit team win a Championship so it makes them psychopathic in their desire.That said I make DanO the starter and Charlie the back up in a 5 years rebuild.
