So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Habanero, we can blame paella, we can blame Hot Ones, we can blame sambal oelek but the truth is it's simply not enough. I touched my private area after chopping chili peppersLong story short, it's over
>>152899335>blame paellaGood god man, what's wrong with you? Habanero doesn't belong in paella.>chorizo>chicken wings - drums & flats>rabbit (maybe)>mussels / clams / shrimp (maybe)>new potatoes>onion / red pepper (no green pepper, flavor too strong)>arborio rice>broth / stock>peas>tomato>paprika / saffron>salt / pepper>garlicEven if you sex it up and make a cuttlefish paella or a black paella (squid ink) there's no call for face melting heat from a habanero.
>>152899335I touched my eyes once. I thought I had washed my hands, but it turns out just running them under the tap doesn’t work. I was blind for about ten minutes.
i got jalepeno hands for the first time the other monthwas so fucking odd and uncomfortable for days
>too lazy to include links>not even a jlingz.com pathetic
>>152900294I did the same thing cooking with habaneros and took a piss. My dick was on fire for 10 minutes. It was awful
>>152900224>Good god man, what's wrong with you? Habanero doesn't belong in paella.your paella must taste like shit
