Ikazuchido edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dBasho opens with a face-off between two mong rookies, later on is Ikazuchido vs Hodaka, our guy is 2-0 in the head to head.
https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
CoolIm only watching the top divisions thoughAlso Onosato will win the yusho
great match to start with today
>Hoshoryu is injured and can't compete>Onosato's injury keeps him from being at his best>Aonishiki is on ozeki hangover>Kinbozan winsyfw
Great start to the basho. The Emperor will arive on the 8th day.
>>152906995Asahakuryu yusho, trust the plan
Moriurara first loss of 2026...
>>152906812this stuff is cool but the timezone sucks. there's always lots of youtube coverage the next day
>>152907108I agree, we should relocate the Japanese people to the continental US
Imagine being so lazy and pathetic you can't just be patient and wait a day.
I like to watch things live.
That's funny, I like to watch things die.
There's no reason to watch something live unless you are seeing it in person.
Dan's portrait is definitely better than Onosato's
>>152907539No it isn't.
>>152907539not with that gay ass keisho-mawashi, nigga looks like a World Music album cover in 1995
>>152907539retard
>>152907216i mean japs are always so bad at capitalizing on western interest. sumo on espn would be kino
Dan's portrait in front of the portraits is also way better than Onosato's. Dan looks like an absolute chad and Onosato facial expression looks like he just sharted himself again
>>152907921He looks like he has fat AIDS.
>>152907921Also look at how Dan's massive stone hands dominate Onosato's sissy little girl hands
>>152907010Arranged marriage between Onosato and and the Princess.
November was my first sumo tournament ever and I've been fuckin HYPE waiting for the next one
>>152906995>>Hoshoryu is injured and can't competeShit, is that real?
>>152908238Not yet.
>>152908238>>152908306It's legit. Hoshoryu is out of the running for this basho.
>>152908359retard
>>152908238His meniscus is fucked up, which is fairly normal, but the current swelling means it's tightrope walk going into the tournament instead of going easy for a couple months which would allow it to heal.
>>152906995Wakatakayusho.prepare your hole.
>>152906827sigh.praise Natto
Ah
>>152907701>>152907949funny thing is that artist focused much of his work on AIDS awareness
>>152909430Thats what was popular in his day, so he cashed in bigtime. "artists" are conniving and manipulative like that
SB Design up in this bitch
>>152909489>How to say you have AIDS without saying you have AIDS
If thread ids or even thread IP count was enabled the aonishiki spammer would probably kill himself.
>>152909879Takayasu is such a hairy man.
>>152909879
>>152909821Just go to Reddit if you want to be able to stalk individual posters, schizo. Or maybe you're pathetic and obsessed enough to try to become a janny
>>152909821>>152909960Samefag
>>152909942
here come two consecutive futaGOYama loses
>>152910435?
I miss Hokutofuji, man.
cleansing the dark spirits and wishing good fortune for onosato and shirokuma
>>152910741I don't.
>>152910800Get your t levels checked.
>>152910741
>>152911343Did recently. Completely normal. His brand was limp.
>Lower case leading character Yep, thats Reddit who does that
>they're even in sumo nowIs no place safe?
>>152912957I am ashamed to find out this faggotry has an American flag attached to it.
>NOOOO I need a safe space to protect sumo from Putler! Dan save me!!!!!
>>152911435Christ, he was so based.
>He's samefagging constantly after making a failed /xs/ general that he samefagged in about Dan every postI can't think of anyone more pathetic than the guy nuthutting the gaijin rikishi.
shimpan destroyed
Total Shimp Death
>>152913496He didn't. I was posting in that thread too because it was first and had an actually good OP image.
>>152906812put /sumo/ in the title next time
>>152913803Retard was too excited to do a racism to follow protocol.
>>152913883Sorry I love black people so much I forgot to make a proper title.
>>152913504>paraGOY
our boy Izakayachanko is about to take the stage
That was one of the most racist things I've seen in a while
He's getting bigger, but that was a poor showing.
KUSANO Ozeki run this year.
>>152914139He isn't all that good, he has an advantage against Dan and Onosato because they don't henka. Just look at some of the mids he lost to, imagine you beat Dan & Onosato and the best score you can manage is 9-6
Dan up 2kg on the latest weigh insZak up 1kgHorseshoe steady at 150Onosato down 3kg
ai slop
>>152915078lol, I didn't see the horse until the second viewing. I like that the model gave both rikishi Soga's face.
Dan Jr lost, Kaki's makushita debut is about to commence
Should call him Kicky
Kaki 7kg heavier since last weigh in
Good match, Kaki is skilled as well as huge
It's going to be so fucking funny watching Dan lose his first official match as ozeki kek
Kazuma looks like every fat goth girl I went to high school with.
>>152915657You're literally talking about a future Yokozuna here.
>>152915694I don't think Brittany would never make it out of Sandanme.
only ura can save us
>>152916053
>Onosato will uphold the retarded bushido pride and cripple himself>Horse will reach DOTK, with 8 fewer cups than TeruTakayasubros. It's our time.
>>152916081
Fukuzaki grabbed the vertical part of mawashi. Shimpan are sleeping as always
>>152916171Personally I'm hoping for Kotozakura or Ichiyamamoto.
kazuma kwabbed
>>152915694AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152916201Front or back?
Ugly bastard bros...
>>152916292being ugly is an acceptable cost for IRL anime jujutsu
>>152916292Yo, what the fuck. Paraguay.Look what I bought yesterday.
>>152916292Forgot the pic
>>152916434Wow had no idea that was being sold in the UE/kyrgyzstan. Im a Yerba Mate Campesino fan personally. Enjoy your terere :)
>>152916477I'm a tremendous yerba addict. Pajarito is one of my favorites. And yeah, it's not being sold here, I have to order this shit online.
>>152916465lol
It was a fluke, Kazuma was warming up and will go 14-1.
ROFL!!!
henk-ACK
is he drunk
>>152916613I hope so
>>152916518just dont drink it with juice and we're good
henka these hands, kiddo
Why doesn't Shonanoumi just press W?
Sadanoumi looking CHUNKY
I don't always shit on manlets, but when I do, it's because they fucking deserve it.
Every juryo yusho runner up lost today.
>Kazuma loss>Takerufuji loss>Fujiryoga loss>Kayo victorythese are dark days in Juryo
>futagoy all show off their new years eve feasts>everyone has giant spread>kyoda just gets a bowl of ramen and some shrimpmade me feel bad
>>152916838He's too lucky with the ladies, he needs to be nerfed.
>>152916838Did you not see dessert behind him?
Yes?
I'm not feeling the pink on dan
Dohyo-iri cheer power rankings1. Aonishiki2. Asanoyama3. Fujinokawa4. Ura
>>152916925No one gives a fuck about Aonishiki. Dudes a bum.
Why even return the cup if he's going to take it back
>>152916923I like it.
>>152916970They have to the winner's name on it (and also on a new ribbon on the flag).
So... what's the shikona of that highly touted new mongol from Isegahama?
>>152917018Where have you been?
Champion portrait time
>>152917027Holy shit. Is he THAT good so they entrust him with this name from the get go?
Odd opening.
I love that little song that accompanies the reveal
I really hope Dan's goal this basho is to win and perform his own brand of sumo
damn wakanohana has drip
What will stablemaster do to Onosato if he loses in front of the Emperor?
The main character has arrived
>>152917098too used to seeing this image with "cheers to the hookers in the back"(holy fuck captchas got bad recently)
>>152917117Is that his real name? Akatasu?
>>152917110
Let's fucking go, boys
1 6 4 5 2 7 8 3
Hmm... close
Yup I'm staying home today
Asanonigger is an embarrassment.
>>152915694MY FUTURE YOKOZUNA LOST TO FUCKING HAKUZYOZANHAKUZYOZAN
>>152917186hey dude your cock is poking out at the bottom of the pic there
impressive manletting
MANLETSwhen will they learn lmao
HAIR PULLER
Dishonorable Sumo from the manlet.
Imagine losing for pulling the hair
>manlet trying to cheat
Uh oh... hansoku
uncle mentioned
Asashoryu is back in the ring
dirty dirty sumo
>>152917261And still up to his dirty tricks!
Caveman sumo incoming boys.
>>152917264Kotozakura has the best taunt animation.
Caveman STRONK
Our retard
thank you based neanderthal
marvel chads we won
>>152917276and he gets the homie buff
Feels weird seeing Abi this early.
Evil spirits are strong this Basho.
>still got himlmao
>>152917110The Emperor is there?
>>152917383next sunday
>>152917408war criminal
>>152917415The only war criminals are the usa.
Battle of the hairy bastards.
wasnt there a Hakuho vs Asashoryu match with the emperor in attendance?
Do a spin!
NOOOOOO Gonoyama!!!
BEGONE, BRIDGE TROLL!
Gooner-bros...
Gonoyama more like go the fuck home
TWO MORE WEEKS SHODAI BROS
rip bozo
Dude got overconfident
lil nigga got squished
Oshoma was just playing with him
Fujinopancake
why is this Mongolian allowed to compete twice (as Oshoma and Onokatsu)?
Panthers lost today, Shiki bring me joy.
>>152917520Shouldn't have been there anyway.
>Chicken legs in juyroWhere he belongs
>>152917523Shouldn't have been there but had the super bowl favorites hanging by a thread.
post it
idk bro I just press W and win
Showing some of that "dawg".
Tamawashi meme is over. Get some rest, old man.
So how will Hoshoryu pulling out of the tournament affect Aonishiki's Yokuzuna run? Will they try to bitch a win didn't count?
>>152917545Starting off this Basho with a good katsu.
>>152917590What in the actual fuck is going through your head when you post like this?
>>152917615Stop feeding the faggot.
>>152917615He's injured, he's gonna go until he can't which won't be long. I doubt they face off this basho.
god damn
BTFO
>Enho is the only one with a ho in the stableKEK
what a beast he is when he has both arms
Good sumo from both hoes
HAKUNOYUSHO
Vintage fucking OCHIAI perf
I love the Oho vs rikishi formerly known as Hakuoho bouts.
Still on track for a Shishi zensho-yusho.
>>152917647Isegahama rikishi name change is so annyoing.Teru can't stand Hakuho for real. So fucking petty, to make all of Hak's former rikishi to change their shikonas.
>>152917671Idiot.
Kirishima is back?This time, surely.
>>152917696I hope so. He looked great at all-stables practice.
where's the WTKoga poster
>>152917703I guess he's you, tater-tard.
>>152917707shut the fuck up retard
>>152917707nah I just like the dedicated haters
>>152917714Say that to my face.
c'mon you goofy pink fuck!
SLAVA UKRAINI
>>152917715Hiro Morita hater checking in.Warning: he's commentating tomorrow
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>the K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>152917729based
All he does is win (at least 11 out of 15 times)
>>152917729WHITE MAN KEEPS MARCHING ON
THE WHITE (except for that one gross brown splotch) MAN MARCHES ON
>>152917738Me on the left as a random fan that just happened to lock eyes with 'zak while I was on my way to buy more souvenir towels between matches.
Kusa...
zak bros we destroyed the kusano meme
kotoBACKura
You cannot defeat the quadstack
>>152917738Thank you, lesbian life partner
Well played, Zak
Nice to be back here again after two months. Hope ya'll had a good holidays.
Onosato will win, Hosh will lose. This is the natural order.
>>152917728>Hiro Moritaliterally the reason I switched to mainly Abema
>press w>win
Bulldozerbros, we are so back.
blasted
Lmao just go forward
He made it look so easy.
Its so obvious, im not sure why other sumos dont just push forward.
God please hit him with another henka it would be so fucking funny.
Onosato is big and quick enough to beat most of makuuchi with one arm. Hoshoryu is not good enough to beat most of makuuchi with one leg.
>>152917816rikishi
Please henka.
Loss and kyuujo incoming.
So what happens first, knee explodes or he loses and dips out?
DOTK incoming
>>152917834Why can't it be both?
>>152917816tbf they're mostly not quick, powerful or steady enough to not to get their balance shifted and thrown down (eg Gonoyama) so they have to mix it up a bitOnosato is just a fuckin specimen
hosh does not look like he has that dog in him right now
>le staredown
>>152917848He wants to take his L quick so he can kyuujo already. Please understand
I thought he was going to lose
Waka is so shit, Jesus.
Solid day 1. See you tomorrow
Never in doubt.
>>152917848You were saying chud?
>>152917863
well well wellCya t'morrow, anons.
looked like he couldn't get leverage on the throw but did well to win it anyway without too much troublealso is it just me or is hosh looking a lot heavier
>>152917843I bet Onosato would fucking dominate in American Football as a lineman
Aonishiki, Zack, Ono, Hosh all win….yep, day 1 was kino
>immediately couldn't push off using his bum left knee and had to go for throw>pivoting for the throw on his left knee>fell off dohyo and landed on his left sideDude is not gonna make it. The only question is when and who gets to do the honors of putting him down this basho
oh my hecking kami21 rikishi yusho race!!!!
>>152917897Nishikifuji yusho in the making, screencap this
>>152917876I mean, the dude came back from a holiday vacation in Mongolia and injured himself immediately. Hosh was probably already overweight when he came back and he probably didn't have the chance to shed the holiday gains
>>152917878>American Football as a linemanany fat kid would do the same
>>152917915nah I meant it might be a good thing for him, unless it's directly connected to shredding his knee lolstarting to get a Shodai shaped head though
>>152917897You won't like it, but it looks like Takayasu vs Abi final
>>152917897Shishibros... its our fucking time to shine...
>>152917965Do chromosomes give him his power?
>Aonishiki (0-3) Yoshinofuji tomorrow
Is Zak, dare I say, back?
>>152917965At this point, I think sumo photographers intentionally go out of their way to get shots of Shishi looking retarded.
:D
>>152918253Futasloppa liked my post on instagram when Mita got promoted
>>152917671Only newfags and redditors (often one and the same) think it's because of le heckin evil Teru/JSA feuding with Hakuho. It's normal for rikishi to change shikona when they change stables. It happened to Terunofuji himself--his original shikona was Wakamishō during his time at Magaki stable. Hakuho has gone on record saying there's no bad blood and Teru was trained by Hakuho's dad before Teru joined sumo.
>>152918339>copium, the post
>>152918339Teru... stop posting...
shhhhhhh>*pap*>*pap*>*pap*
>>152918339>replaced an AI em dash>used the right alt code o characterLmao, anon uses AI to argue online
He's IN!
No webm of Asahifuji?
>>1529183394chan is 90% Reddit now, so you're preaching to a brick wall. Thank you for trying though.
>>152918663'ere you go, Nev!
>Bukhchuluun has become yet another -fuji for no fucking reasonIt's all so tiresome. All shikonas are starting to blend into one.
Oh and I found it for anyone curious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XreZdv3hTf0
>>152918570Take your meds, schizo.
>>152918663https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo/clip/DrabCheerfulLapwingVoteNay-j2lAW4lc7zZ2xznT
>>152918743>>152918767Great bout. I hope Tenshoyama doesn't follow Hokuseiho path of just standing there and keeps fighting like this.
>>152918783He has very Akebono like physique and I wish he would go for oshi instead of yotsu
>>152918783In his defense, leaning on your opponent is a legitimate strategy to tire them out. Hokuseiho just couldn't back it up with any actual grappling ability.
>>152918841What in the fuck are you talking about? He was kicked out while he was still steadily rising and the VAST majority of his wins are yorikiri.
>>152918876>Couldn't KK above M11"Steadily rising".>the VAST majority of his wins are yorikiriA tired opponent can be beaten any way you want. Yorikiri would happen more often than most because it's basically the I'm-leaning-on-you kimarite.Hokuseiho was a very unskilled rikishi who won through tiring his opponents out by leaning on them. It got him into Makuuchi but being huge can do that. Did you see Kazuma today? Same shit, zero skill to back up his physicality. It was like watching Shishi fight.
>>152919050>Yeah he was grappling, but it wasn't FANCY grappling, so BOOOOAll his top kimarite were yotsu techniques. He won with grappling. You're talking crazy shit, bud.Also, he was fucking 22 and just establishing himself in Makuuchi. Yes he was steadily rising you fucking tard.
Here we are then!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/26166385/hokuseiho-sumo-wrestler-retires/>Hokuseiho is understood to have slapped their faces, backs and testicles.>He is also alleged to have hit junior members of his stable across their buttocks using a broomstick handle, and is said to have used an aerosol as a flame thrower to spray flames at them.All of this shit could've just been exaggerations from people who simply didn't like him desu. Like when that little dipshit said Tobizaru tried to make him get into a bath that was too hot, when in reality Tobi will have just said "if you think it's not too hot how about YOU get in it then". Smacked on the ass with a broomstick handle? Seriously? As if it's not just a random one off thing? It's all so petty sounding. Just from what we saw in the latest Tatsuslop you could say that Hoshoryu was keeping food away from younger wrestlers, taking their phones off them, and trying to break their phones. It's too easy for petty people to spin anything for me to take the claims about Hokuseiho too seriously desu.
>>152919177>and is said to have used an aerosol as a flame thrower to spray flames at them.i choose to believe this because its the funniest possible situationhokuseiho walking around with a zippo lighter and axe body spray can torching random juniors
>>152919198>IF THE FLAMES REACH YOUR FOOT THEN YOU AREN'T SHIKO'ING HIGH ENOUGH
Used to be a video of Harumafuji cracking a broom over Terunofuji during butsukari but it seems to have been scrubbed. I believe that bit.
>>152919261Wait two active Mongols at the same beya? I assume there's a story behind Teru's previous beya closing down?
>>152919334Not uncommon back then. Magaki closed because Wakanohana II was getting too old and they only had three rikishi anyway.
>>152919403Kataonami...
>>152919535I have no idea what you mean. Terunofuji was being a bitch, and totally deserved it. The broom worked for a second, got him moving, but then he just went straight back to being lazy, which earned him a slap. I felt bad for Harumafuji, really.
>>152919581>t. barbarian
k
>>152919985I wonder if Teru helped in making that red tsuna.
>>152917729Aonishiki timeline>2025: ozekiYOU ARE HERE>2026: yokozuna>2027: audience with the emperor and appointed shogun>2028: invades Korea, China and Russia to redeem rightful Japanese clay and fullfil the prophecy
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3maexyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3maexyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3maexyAGet your vote in.
>>152906995Fuck it, go full clown basho, we'll see Ura Yusho
holy utchari
>>152910741Don't be sad he's gone. Be happy that he was there.
>>152920762Is this the most dangerous technique?
>>152916171>Takayasubros. It's our time.Just...just stop.
>>152917123>4U
>>152917701>He looked great at all-stables practice.
/sumo/ is sleeping on tokihyate
>>152921145He's looking jacked.
I'm a newfag. All I know is I like this big motherfucker right here and I hope he wins.
DANTI-DANNERS ARE SEETHINGNISWINNING
>>152921145Making your first real foray into Makuuchi at 28 and not being huge generally doesn't go well.
I hope Dan wins so that people seethe, but I also hope that Dan loses so people seethe. I win no matter what.
I like that the top 4 guys won in ways you'd expect them to. Onosato blasted, Hoshoryu wrestled, Zak was immovable, and Dan got in low until he won. Ura is probably a bad matchup for Dan because you can't get in low against a guy who's in low himself.
>>152908359>Posting the edited versionAnon at least post the real one
>>152921172Me to....
>>152921243Tobizaru's done okay. Maybe Tokihayate will be like that?
Tokihayate is White
>>152921399He can sure try. WMH was 28 on Makuuchi debut too and for a while he looked like THE sekiwake.
>>152921172Glad you can join us newfriend, unfortunately you're pining for the king of 8-7 records
>>152921540Could be worse.
>>152921291Ura is easy for Aonishiki because he can just push Ura out, Dan is bad against tsuppari and being stood up, Daieisho is probably the worst matchup for him in the joi.
>>152921637Yoshinofuji's bad too, obv
>Height 183cm>Weight 151kgRedditors be like WOOOOAAAAHH YOSHI IS FUCKING HUUUUUGGGEEE :OOOOOMeanwhile literally fucking everyone in the top division who isn't a known manlet is bigger than him. Spiffy did a video not long back where he brought up his size and actually said he thought Yoshi was way bigger than he really is. Spoiler alert that's because everyone keeps calling him huge for no fucking reason. Then when you point this out they shift the goalposts and say that AKCHUALLY I meant in muscle terms when no you fucking DIDN'T YOU WERE JUST REPEATING THE SHIT YOU'VE HEARD ONLINE.>189cm>159kgWould anyone make a point of calling a rikishi with these numbers huge? Because that's Ryuden lmao. Even fucking Roga has a slight size edge on Yoshi and no one's hyping up Roga to be an Ozeki because of his size.Faggots.
Big yikes, Nev.
The filipino zoomer that usually reups natto videos is going to be late posting days 1 and 2 at leastwhat do
>>152922140You could try natto.
>>152921873Its weird how a guy trained by Aminishiki never henkas. Dan needs to start breaking out the trickery in order to cut back on opponents' overconfidence that they're going to hit something solid in their tachiais against him. Yosh's style is just asking for a rug pull, he'd run straight into the upper deck
>>152922140I've got a guy that uploaded day 1 top division with the English commentary and I think it's Natto but idk
>>152922145yeah but he's not on youtube anymore, I could watch the russian autist who also reups natto vids gets winded translating and narrating everything in real time in one breath
large sushi for breakfast feels good man
>>152922180I understand your reference but don't know why you're making it.
>>152922180Right? So much you could have eaten FOREVER.
So there is -a- natto channel on youtube now, is it someone else uploading his videos? No complaints either way.
>>152922244>2 hours agoGrim. You'd better off watching M*dnight than that.
>>152922244again I think the guy I'm watching is Natto, last tournament he was uploading the fights but with the title of the videos being stuff about flowers and whatnot entirely unrelated to sumo to throw off the NHK assassins. This time it's just "Day 1 Hatsu 2026."
>>152922258Brother I used to watch these like 17 hours late on the filipino's channelRussky is still going at it *inhale*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjwH6LNPyhQ
>>152922264Just throw おずもう (ozumou) into the Youtube search bar and you'll find shit.
>>152922287Natto's vods go up about 30 minutes after a division finishes so I don't get why you'd do that.
>>152922450Back then, for necessity. I just wanted to watch it on youtube.I don't mind if the other natto uploader uploads them just a few hours later since time zones and my sleep schedule
>>152919177>>Hokuseiho is understood to have slapped their faces, backs and testicles.>>He is also alleged to have hit junior members of his stable across their buttocks using a broomstick handle, and is said to have used an aerosol as a flame thrower to spray flames at them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Ph5eTtoWQ
vax'd
Sumo match point scoring system:3 point victory - You win with going out or touching down at all2 point victory - You touch down or go out 2nd1 point victory - Monoii win
>>152918237>go out of their way
>>152918237anon I think you have to go out of your way to get a shot of Shishi NOT looking retarded
>>152924369He wasn't drafted for a reason.
>>152906812I don’t follow this but can anyone tell me if the Japanese are winning this again? Or is it all still Mongolians and random other foreigners? I was extremely depressed when I found out years ago that japs hardly win anymore.
>>152924430The age of mongrolia is over. Onosato and Kazuma are returning hinkaku to the Motherland.
>>152924430There's currently a pretty dominant Japanese yokozuna (top rank in sumo), so there's always a good chance that he wins right now unless he gets injured. Last tournament was won by a white guy, and the only other yokozuna is a Mongolian but he hasn't won a tournament since being promoted to yokozuna. The mongols are still around but they're not nearly as dominant as they used to be.
>>152924430Ukrainian takeover is at hand
>>152924430Last year we had a streak of four straight Japanese yusho winners, for the first time since 2001.
Why everyone keeps calling the ukranian white?
>>152924668Because we're not self-hating browns, Pablo.
Oh, /pol/eddit is leaking again.
>>152924668What is he, Asian? African?
>me looking at a Burger calling a European non white
>>152924759Slavic.
>>152924457Kazuma looked terrible in his sekitori debut. Just a fatso lunging forwards with no thought.
>>152924815He's warming up.
>>152924787And that's not white? White is a general category, not a specific ethnicity. Unless you think everyone should be referred to by their specific ethnicity then he should be categorized as white.
Kinbozan and Roga are aryan gods saar.
>>152924430there's still a lot of foreigners in the top division, but it's more of a statistical thing. Each stable is only allowed to recruit one foreigner, so when they do they pick someone top tier. We've entered a new era where a lot of the top dogs have been practicing for this their whole lives, between Yokozuna and Ozeki we have 2 Japanese, 1 Mongolian, and 1 Ukranian. Aonishiki is really popular with the JSA, the fans, everyone, so there's no love lost having one of the top performers right now being a white dude.and really a lot of the hate for the big mongolian yokozunas in that time period you are thinking of has a lot to do with their conduct and not just them being foreigners.
God you stupid fucks couldn't make it even one day
>>152924776Is that Senshin from Tatsunami? It looks like him. Gyoji'ing for Asahifuji's first professional bout is a neat thing to be able to say.
>>152924668>mfw when the whitest man in the entire banzuke is not white
>>152924776pepperoni pizza
>>152925058I'm seeing him as more of a margarita.
>>152924776I didnt realize Europe was at war with Russia
>>152925120How did you misspell it when it's in your filename?
>>152925120Maybe its a strawberries & cream Wimbledon kinda thing
>>152926154Wimbledon is about attractive women in short shorts making sounds you can use to dub SFM porn.
>>152909489>artists conniving and manipulativeback to /pol/ please
Aonishiki 15-0, beating both Zunas. Does he get the rope?
>>152927600No.
Is Kazuma giving up and going for salaryman sumo 8/7 every basho now that he's in Juryo?
>>152928080Kazuma isn't good. He is Akiseyama 2.0
>>152928947Akiseyama also yusho'd in jonokuchi & makushita
Dan & Yosh going off at even odds today
>>152927600No. With Onosato potentially having a long-term injury and Hoshoryu still not having won a title they're not going to fast track him to yokozuna, if that's even possible. With him also being slightly small for the top division and him being white, they're gonna make him earn it.
Kotozakura bros we are back. Big zak won’t be stopped by some upstart like kusano. Only morons like Dan lose to people like that. Trust the plan.
>>152930169Zak is the next yokozuna and Ichi is the next ozeki.
>>152930297biwa hayahide
>>152930041>MUH RACISMNot one Mongolian was ever denied the rope on a borderline call. Hoshoryu arguably got pushed through when he shouldn't have. You can't even argue Konishiki since he never even strung together a Y-JY.
>>152930639That did seem to be the consensus in the other thread I meant to post in lmao
>>152930640>racismI don't mean racism, I mean almost the opposite of it. They don't want the first white yokozuna to be a dud, so they're going to make sure he really has what it takes.
>>152907701I think it looks cool...
>>152917973>>152918237>>152924369>>152924410if you saw the NHK news segment they ran when he first got promoted to juryo that had an interview with his mother you'd know he actually does have an intellectual disability
>>152932030Shit now I feel bad for making fun of him.
>>152932030>he actually does have an intellectual disabilityaww man now it's not funny anymore. fuckin' ruined it
>>152927600they would not rope somebody off a single basho as ozeki even if he was 210cm tall 200kg pure japanese bred monster who went zensho all the way from jonokuchi to ozeki
>>152932182JSA gives preferential treatment to foreigners because they are cucks, thats the only reason Horse got his rope. They will be looking for every reason they can to promote Dan so they can virtue signal about how woke and anti-racist they are.
>>152932245they would not rope somebody off a single basho as ozeki even if he was 210cm tall 200kg pure black jamaican bred monster who went zensho all the way from jonokuchi to ozeki
>>152932262diagnosis: marvel fan
Everyone except the seething anti-Danners knows that Dan can and will be promoted with a win here.
>>152917500He's an O-pair.
Onosato has a much deeper voice than I expected.
>>152932393He's 6'4 and 400 pounds, what did you expect him to sound like?
>>152932404His baby face made me think it would be higher pitched.
>>152932404does being tall actually affect your voice?
>>152932442tall = longer vocal cords = deeper voice (on average)
Interesting how he has the same first name as Onosato.
>>152932513Hokutofuji's first name is also Daiki, I encourage all sumo posters to take their meds.
>>152932513what about both? different kanji though
>>152922168Maybe he's saving his one henka for day 15?
>>152932393HGH does that
Reminder that danfag is also chrischizo.
>>152932763I wish we had thread ID's or even thread IP count back. He would go ballistic.
The Emperor is holding Onosato and Hosh hostage. No kyujo allowed!
>>152932700how common is steroid use in sumo? i'd think it'd be pretty common for recovery at least given how common injuries are.
>>152932817literally all boards except for /b/ should have IDs
>>152932911Less common than we'd imagine, but more common than it seems.
Its hilarious how broke Reddit schizos are when they try to use an anonymous imageboard, they immediately fall prey to paranoid persecutory delusions. Read this and have an unpleasant look into the mirror, schizoshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion
Wakabros, not like this...
>>152917186How do you know what's going on without Natto overlay?
>>152932763>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
>>152932915IDs and country flags
>>152933541country flags only bring the most brainless plug and play shitposting, anyone who cares can appear as anything they want
>>152933619Yeah the flags make the stupidest subset of posters far too overconfident that they're legitimately conversing with someone located in the region the flag indicates. The reality is that anyone who wants can pretty much change their flag at will
Zak going out of his way to catch Dan after he fell off the dohyo was very kind of him
>>152934165zaks tits would have cushioned the fall
>>152932207and you're jewish, so, prone to schizophrenia, greed, lies, and uglier than sin, sorry i dont make the rules
>>152934675>jew>talking positively about whites in any waylol?
>>152934729you dont understand hebrew do you
>>152934769you don't understand jew
These dudes continue their climb today. Pay your respects.
>>152934806Okaryu is a handsome lad.
>>152927600No, but anti-danners sure will
My shitty Eagles lost, I need Hakunofuji to yusho to make up for it or I'll be sad.
>>152932915kill yourself
>>152932915/v/ would implode in mere hours
>>152935950
>>152933276skill
>>152936106why
>>152936133Because I've been anonymous since 2006. I don't need to show you my ID you fascist cunt.
>>152936181funny joke
>>152936204Funny how?
>>152936273like the joke it's funny
>>152936278I didn't make one.
>>152936329oh ok
Great trip by Sawakaya
>>152936278What, like a clown? I’m here to amuse you?
>>152936978nah you're just funny y'know it was a funny joke idk man
>>152932030Look, if you're referring to the NHK news segment from June 2023 aired when Shishi (Serhii Sokolovskyi) was promoted to juryo, there’s a high chance what you saw was a discussion about his significant communication and adjustment struggles being interpreted as a medical condition.It is incredibly difficult to get a professional license from the Japan Sumo Association (JSA) if you have a documented intellectual disability that prevents you from following the strict, dangerous, and highly regulated life of a stable.The fact that Shishi managed to climb from the bottom division to Maegashira (the top division) by late 2024 suggests he has the cognitive ability to master one of the most disciplined sports on earth.Sorry for AI copypaste, I cant let you spread misinformation about the best ukrainian rikishi.
>>152937517>he has the cognitive ability to master one of the most disciplined sports on earth.it's hardly chess
>>152937650I knew Ozempic reduced your waistline, but I didn't know the effect on your hairline. What a fivehead.
>>152937650Truth is, being a chess grandmaster is more about hyper-specialization than being a "universal genius." While they possess elite working memory and spatial visualization, these skills rarely transfer to other areas of life.Here is the reality of chess "intelligence":Pattern Recognition vs. IQ: Top players don't just "think" faster; their brains have a massive database of thousands of positions they've memorized, allowing them to spot the best move instantly.The IQ Gap: High IQ is only a strong predictor of success for children and beginners. At the professional level, games are won by those who have spent decades grinding theory and opening prep, not just the "smartest" person in the room.Narrow Genius: History is full of grandmasters like Bobby Fischer who were brilliant at the board but struggled with basic social functions or fell for conspiracy theories, proving that a high ELO doesn't prevent you from being a disaster in the real world.Or were you talking about 4D chess? (sorry for AI reply again)
>>152937780>Bobby Fischer who were brilliant at the board but struggled with basic social functions or fell for conspiracy theories>conspiracy theories>He claimed the Holocaust was a "money-making invention" and that Jews were a "filthy, lying bastard people" who controlled the United States and sought world domination.Yeah bud, just theories.
>>152937780ok but shishi just has to remember when to bow, then fatslap for five seconds and get a okamisan handjob if he wins
>>152937650How much skinnier if Keisho get this basho? Anyone spotted him yet? Or is he no longer on blue jacket duty?
>>152937959>and get a okamisan handjob if he winsMy wife saw her on some short documentary about shishi we watched and instantly said "she has fucked him. I can tell. She's fucked shishi." and I can't stop imagining how often that must happen. Not just shishi but most of the stables
>mfw I'mma shank a mutha if it ain't gunbai dori
all 72 salarymen healthy for the 2nd day in a row
>>152938682You sure? Looks like there's two missing to my eye.
Babutame coming up soon.
>>152938412Your wife is a pervert
>>152939125
>>152938412https://youtu.be/CnD1pRrVk1U?si=ITU_93b2YPr2Pefo&t=490I don't know, she gives me the vibe of seeing him as her down syndrome adopted kid
Did NHK stop posting the grand sumo highlights on YouTube?
>>152939430Dunno, but the JSK posts highlights on theirs.
>>152939430they don't post them often on weekends and sometimes it takes a couple days. It's up on the NHK site though https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/2061841/
Yup. I'm thinking he's back.
Niggatame bros we are back.
what time EST does the good shit usually start?
>>152940237It's all good shit.
