Give it up for dem cubbies!

they just laundered 175 million dollars. bears win! bears win! bears win!

And give it up for dem bears! It's our night and no one can take it from us!

YEAR OF CHICAGO

>bears lose
>cubs get fleeced by boras

bad day for boystown

so the question now is are the cubs trading shaw or hoerner? nico is in the last year of his contract.

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LMAO GAYSCONSIN

it's ass filling time in boystown!

>Cubs outbid Red Sox for Breggy
>Bears beat Patriots in 40th anniversary Super Bowl rematch

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None of the teams I wanted to win won.

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Everything has been coming up Chicago lately.

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peff jassan won da superb owl

>>152915132
>marinersfag
You should be used to it loser

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>>152915158
this is uncalled for aggression

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>>152914292
The year of of the scuba klenk

>>152915196
You wanted green bay to win?

Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):

1. Kyle Tucker
2. Bo Bichette
>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs
>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs
>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs
6. Framber Valdez
>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs
8. Cody Bellinger
>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs
10. Ranger Suarez
>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155 / 5yrs
>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs
>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs
>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs
15. Zac Gallen
>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs
>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr
>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr
>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs
20. Eugenio Suarez
>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs
>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr
>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs
24. Chris Bassitt
>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs
>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs
27. Lucas Giolito
>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr
29. J.T. Realmuto
>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs
31. Harrison Bader
>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr
33. Nick Martinez
34. Luis Arraez
35. Zack Littell
>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs
>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr
38. Justin Verlander
>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs
>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs
>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs
>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs
43. Seranthony Dominguez
>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr
>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr
>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs
>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr
48. Max Scherzer
49. Victor Caratini
50. Willi Castro

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>>152915340
>Framber Valdez

DraftKings is retarded. The Royals are NOT going to win the Central. They're not going to win period. Perez is washed, Vinnie was never good, Witt's a fraud, and so is their pitching staff, and their GM and staff is retarded. Just wait for the Chiefs.

Royals are looking like the team to beat

>>152915340
tell me anons, how do the red sox pivot from not getting bregman?

>>152915340

pls geno give us a discount we don't deserve in any way at all

Hate football but "heebie jeebies" for the good shitposters of /mlb/

>>152915672
probably trade for paredes

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>>152915255
I really don't want to see the rasm again.

>>152915340
which lucky free agent will get a 3 year deal from stearns?

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>>152915688
1 year Mariner

>YFW Bregman somehow saved the Bears

>>152915887

;-[

>>152915340
>mets
belly or tucker
>yankees
belly or tucker
>jays
bichette or tucker
>dodgers
lurking with high AAV if the aforementioned teams don't fork over the big long term deal

am i missing any other team in the belly/tucker/bichette game of dominos?

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spot the redditor who forgot he wasn't on /sp/

I actually agree with Stearns prospect hugging so many of his guys; some of these trade proposals make me roll my eyes. Brandon Sproat for a one year rental Peralta. Brett Baty and top prospects for Edward Cabrera. Nah, be a cheap Jew here I'm with you.

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>>152911722
I LOVE CHAOS. I PREDICTED IT. I KNEW THOSE CHEESE GRATERS WOULD CHOKE JUST LIKE THE BROORS.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE. YOU'RE WELCOME SCUBA WHITE SOXIE FANS

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>>152916099
that was unnecessary and unhelpful

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>>152916062
>known cheater
He isn't wrong about Bregman though.

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>>152916117
>https://youtu.be/1tyJ6RiyTRo?si=dheFsI1JchNU1S1-

THY WILL SHALL BE DONE.

>>152916099
Who shat on your tortas today?

redsuxydoo ‘em!

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Fuck Boston lol

Tough day in Boston
Hopefully the Patsies do better

>>152915132
The Super Bowl literally goes through Seattle you greedy nigger

1 world series and 1 Super Bowl in the same year

>>152916438
>World Series
lmaooooooooooo

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>>152916447
>>mvp trophy

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What do Mariners fans think of losing the mvp to Judge?

fuck bregman

>>152916438
There is no way I trust Darnold to get the hawks to the owl. I understand they run the ball and specialize as such, but I don't trust Darnold in a shoot out.

Alex Bregman and Rafael Devers out of my division in a span of a year KWAB

>>152916669
The red sux are hilarious
They traded Devers because of Bregman and now they lost him too
Front office should be fired just for that

>>152916688
They have 27 world series championships (in the 21st century) o algo!

bigger kwab: boston losing devers/bregman or yanks losing belly and half their bullpen?

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>>152916339
This.

>>152916783
4 mid bullpen arms + doggie doos scrap OFer

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cubb'em doe!

Im smoking Bregman Blunts all 2026

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Cursed number
Thief number
Cut his head off

>>152916783
Yanks in my opinion

>>152916897
>lelsbury

>>152915956
WHAT IS THE NEXT DOMINO

>>152916908
hater

>>152914292
My pirates ):

>>152916897
>NOB

>>152917014
Google pic, I don’t buy trash

New York niggas feasting on the opps tn
Gonna wipe that smile off tmr when Trevor Lawrence mindFUCKS Josh Allen…

i can haz breggy

>>152916151
Does Bregman accuse people of being Anti-Semitic when they bring up 2017?

Set sail for fail

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cub em doe

skubal to the dodgers

>>152917649
woah

>Breaking: Matt Shaw has been traded to Turning Point USA for a Mypillow and a first pitch consideration from Kid Rock

Alert alert comedy alert

We WILL be checking the authenticity of any keks and lols in the vicinity of the comedy

lol

kek

Gay mets earlier than the crack of ass

jej

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Good morning /mlb/

Tucker and Bichette will still be unsigned in March.

the AL east is for the birds this year, imo

>>152919532
pete alonso season ending injury by may

>>152919532
caw

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The Pete Alonso of the 1800s

>>152917959
>huge buttgoy gets screwed over for a jew
wow, never seen it coming.

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>>152919532

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gm mariners nation
>>152917649
funky

Cubs win

>two kek scuba sexts gets
>two signings
but what does it all mean?

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>>152915142
It's gonna be our year I can feel it

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sneed

>>152921100
gay mets to you too

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>>152921236

>>152921141
cursed franchise

>>152921236
kwab

gotta hand it to them cubbie bears

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But why did those cubbie bears go for Breggy over Tucka? Is he that much more expensive?

>>152921297
is this how he looked pre steroids?

>>152914999
I don’t like either of these choices, Shaw did great at 3rd and showed the potential for greatness I always vote for betting on young players. Nico is a monster so we definitely need to keep him in as long as we can. Maybe we just toss Shaw out into right since he’s fast and keep Suzuki off the field.

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>>152914999
>>152921895
Now that the Cubbie Bears do not need Nico, how about a friendly trade for a prospect?

>>152919532
The Yankees and Red Sox won’t let it happen.

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>>152922100
When you're a bird they let you do it.

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>>152921297

>>152921297
what's this some kinda chinese guy?

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>>152922114
Jake BIRD lolz

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>On July 31, 2025, the Rockies traded Bird to the New York Yankees in exchange for Roc Riggio and Ben Shields. After struggling in three outings, giving up a grand slam in a loss to the Miami Marlins and a walk-off home run to the Texas Rangers, the Yankees demoted Bird to the Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders on August 5. He did not return to the majors, posting a 27.00 ERA with New York and a 6.32 ERA in Triple-A.

What is the Final Solution to the retarded AAVs problem?

>>152922315
Defferals lasting until the heat death of the universe.

>>152915132
hey anon do you have a version of this jak without the cap

>>152922329
Sorry, I do not.

>>152922335
no worries, thanks anyway. good luck to the Ms this season

>>152922315
we're gonna live to see mortgage-length deferrals aren't we

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>>152922458
Defferals should accrue interest based on the same formula banks take the FED rate to determine mortgages.

>>152922949
kek. 100-year deferrals coming to an estate near you

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>>152923005
the one thousand year Ohtanireich Trust

lmao. getting a residual check in 2072 that pays your entire rent because your grandpa hit 37 dingers one season

>>152924419
you know it's coming

>>152914292
in the future, can we prevent retards from making nus. what the fuck is this picture, my brain instantly ignores it in the catalog because i don't like men or babies

for me it's the Brooklyn Tip-Tops of the Federal League

>>152924684
>he doesn't know how to type "mlb"

>>152924744
has anyone ever laughed at this?

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>>152924684
>>152924744
>his bookmark isn't directly to the /sp/ catalog search mlb

>>152924793
your mom did last night

My team should just buy out the entire league on 80 billion year deferred contracts that pay one dollar a year.
>still would find a way to choke in the off season

Does anyone else like to play a little game where they go on the catalog and try to find /mlb/ by the OP pic only? It's fun when you are able to pinpoint it among the sea of other threads. Searching for the genny gives no satisfaction

>>152924814
>he doesn't directly enter the full url each time he visits a web site on the information superhighway
ngmi

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>>152924832
I grow tired of wading through soccer spam.

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>>152922225
>>152922311
Warned you people about birdfags.

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>>152924857
I always ask my parent or guardian for permission before going online thoughbeit.

Any Red Sox fan posting here? please do me a favor and BOYCOTT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE TEAM AND BOYCOTT THEIR POVERTY BALLPARK. Don't watch their games, don't buy their merch and don't buy their tickets. I have been a fan of this team for 23 years and all ownership has done offseason year after year after year: miss out and sign ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOBODY in free agency. When John Henry dies, I hope they finally sell to someone who cares about them because 4 World Series titles isn't fucking enough after trading Mookie and Devers. The future is doomed.

>>152924817
has anyone ever klenked at this?

>>152924832
it is my preferred method!
>>152924867
you can hide threads with a single click if you so choose

>ever visiting any other part of /sp/
no fucking thank you

This thread is moving so slow that everybody will know I'm also a /heem/ poster. I've been taking refuge in /mlb/ though because /heem/ is a cesspit of mental illness. You won't find more miserable pieces of shit on /sp/.

>>152924981
>fan for 23 years
>wins 4 world series
>suffering
is this bait

>>152925184
It looks like a general that really really enjoys seeing or hurting other people, so I can't imagine the people are of good quality.

>>152925184
Pfma

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>>152925069
You can hide all but baseball threads if you search 'mlb'

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>>152924981
Shut up cuck

>>152925580
We got a lot of mileage from this post, looks like we can re-use it for the next 5 years at least since the Red Sox suck.

>>152924981
You wouldn't last even 1 day as a White Sox fan.

is "Klenkees" the preferred nomenclature now?

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>>152924981
KWAB

>>152924981
>4 World Series titles isn't fucking enough
>(You)

>klenk's
formerly ????

Klenkeedoo 'em!

>cubs get kek scubaed not once but twice and it's thought that they'd never recover from it
>signs Bregman
what then

>>152926752
this is klenk erasure. but ya'll aint ready for that conversation yet...

For me, it’s always been the Cubkekees

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It's 3:30pm and I haven't gotten out of bed yet. Been up since 1030.

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I want sunday baseball

>>152926752
They recovered.

I need a hero!

petition to rename the meme "klenk bombston"
because I want to crush my fucking head with a steamroller and stay dead as long as they don't win another World Series in 86 years again. I can't handle my frustrations anymore.

ICSAMCRN

>>152927301
>I could service a Mexican cock right now
Seek therapy.

>>152927352
Pacos are upset

>>152927405
why would anyone be upset at the thought of receiving a BJ Penn for a PTBNL

>>152924981
kek, bombston... KEK!

we signed pierce brosnan? nice

>>152927135
iktfb

>>152927135
if you are hung over this is excusable. if you are not, get out of bed NOW, take a shower, and have a bowl of soup

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>>152927546

Fuck canada

>The Red Sox reportedly offered Alex Bregman a 5 year, $165 million deal with significant deferrals spanning over decades. They refused to offer a full no-trade clause.

>>152929322
>"Bregman has two young children and finding a permanent baseball home was hugely important to him as he didn’t want his family life further disrupted now that he’ll be playing this season in his third different city of the last three years. The Red Sox wouldn’t bend on their refusal to grant a full no-trade clause, citing organizational policy.”

Kek seeth ya bitxch

Canada fucks ya

>>152924981
Cubkees own ya

Yeesh this genny sux

>>152929844
checked

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>>152929844

>>152929844
no please...PLEASE!!!

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>>152929844

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>>152929844

>>152926752
They signed him just in time for the decline.

>>152930723
kek!!! He collared that rat!!!

>>152930723
Collar this rat

>>152930790
collar dis rat!

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>>152930723

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My White Sox on the grid :)

>>152918996
>5% for Boston
Thats surprisingly high. You also now know that Daryl Boston had multiple sexual assault allegations against him and kept his job with the Sox for years cause he was Kenny Williams friend and he buried the accusations.

>>152930723
restraint this vermin!!!

>>152930723
if you have this technology, why don't you do something that's actually funny with it?

>>152930740
Kope kek!

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>>152931013

Let's keep those keks authentic fellas

>>152931118
kek scuba klenk

klenk scuba

U r a dumb fuck

>scuba
klenk

>>152931998
Hey stop that

>>152931998
Please have mercy

My team got the “big bat” they needed lol…

>>152931998
I'm so, so sorry

>>152916837
C.B is such a weird character cause he's been pretty serviceable but the second he does anything all the normies freak out because of his great early days.

>>152916062
Nice move by the Nats fan. Pretty funny. That's the subreddit that still has a Trans flag in their logo so I'm sure posting something like that probably gets you I.P banned kek

Which players are serviceable or would you service?

>>152915340
scherzer and verlander bros....

>>152932527
at least one third of AUSL and NCAA softball players. probably closer to three quarters. none in MLB, sorry boys!

>>152932775
i thought it was an open secret that scherzer's going back to toronto in february

>>152932823
I'm a girl though

>>152932884
thatd be nice
if he doesnt then I hope he goes to a team with a weak enough bullpen that he has to throw a lot

I have begun the long autistic process of recreating every MLB team in Super Mega Baseball 4. Not the players, just the teams. Luckily there is a guise out there. I hope to be done by the time pitchers and catchers report.

>>152932433
How is that funny

>>152933559
does SMB4 have steam workshop? if so, you should upload it so I can play it afterwards :)

>>152933815
Idk im on ps4. I'm sure there are mods or something.

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Coyote spotted at Dodger stadium. Decoy should be careful.

So Boston fumbles Mookie and let’s go if Devers for…a single season of Bregman. Lel what a bunch of retards.

>>152933972
The agony of a bunch of Red Sox fans suddenly thinking Devers was a "clubhouse cancer" after years of him being a non-issue with no off the fields problem and could barely even speak english was aggravating to see.

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>>152934183
Pic related

>>152933880
thats ohtani's spirit animal

reckini

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klenk philthadelphia

>>152934770
... wearing a bikini

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FDO FDO

FIRST DAY OUT

FUCK THA FEDS (red sux)

What y’all know about that?

High alert! The Sandlot on MLB Network now!!

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>>152933880
That's just Yams' other dog, he felt the pitbull wasn't ferocious enough

Cubbie Bears or Ramgers?

>>152936288
The Niners are LA's actual team

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>>152936288
cubgers!

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you guys DO realize that this is kino of the highest order, right?

>>152933880
thats the same pose women do when theyre taking a picture haha

>>152936288
Cub E. Bears or something.

>>152936319
Go Cubs? Go Dodgers? Cubgers?

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>>152936438

>>152935570
Would Recker’s look good in a bikini? Why or why not?

>>152933880
the coyote should tear apart decuck
>>152936219
kys

>>152936288
Who takes the Chargers? Angels? They got the blue and gold thing going too lol.

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Patkeecuccaneers

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>even in football playoffs Jizz'em fucks up

>>152936886
lolz

>>152936886
Imagine this lil nigga AND Nico Hoerner abusing that right field porch in October

Naaa y’all think Devers was the domino that started it all

It was actually Hanley Ramirez the former Red Sox short stop before Mookie.

He had a $22M contract but they DFA’d him in May 2018. The writings been on the wall for a while now.

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>>152935556
lolz

>>152937043
Nomar Garciaparra