Our penguins ):

my dabres :D
also >rags

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wat

>>152915219
why diddy do that?

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est is best
>east is beast

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>>152915219
owner of /hoc/

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kek

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>Nah this jersey looks lame. Lets just dress up as the Leafs instead but change the logo to that of an electrical company.

>>152915413
why do you hate florida sven?

>>152915448
Hot and sticky, like my balls.

>>152915413
Consume the minimalist slop.

knights are up bro's

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN
the rangers suck

>>152915413
Tampa has never had a good jersey and likely never will

>>152915502
What if they did like a thunder skelly pirate rebrand?

>>152915453
>it's the blooos
nice spreadsheet anon, as a washed out actuary i find joy in the little things

>broberg injured

LMAO

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>>152915502
I love this one because it's just so ridiculous. The lightning, the raindrops. Three colours and two fonts. From a time where polyester was replacing wool and sublimation printing was cool new thing.

Hockey is wild.

Leon needs to get a hattrick for the Oilers to win this game

>>152915552
thanks, that's the most meaningful compliment i've gotten in a while

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kwab

>>152915675
Matheson'd

>>152915675
Based Stone removing a Swedish olympian

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team sweden, please reconsider "Pontus Holmberg" on your roster

How does Ingram go from being a bum in Bakersfield who gives up 7 goals routinely for my Condors to looking competent against my Kings in the NHL a month later?

blose scored >:(

>>152915921
AHL is a meme league where the concept of "structure" is even less known than in Edmonton

>>152915960
AHL is based. I love my Condors. I get to watch all these guys up close and personal.

Kings just scored
>Alexa play Fluxland as a mockery song

>>152915960
I want to also add I've seen 5 of these players in this game play this year in Bakersfield when the Reign come into town

Kings gotta trade Kempe before teams realize how much of a liability he is this year

Same old fucking story with these Kings man. Fire Hiller's ass after this game

>>152916100
lot of teams that gotta do a lot of shit this season and none of them are doing it

>>152916100
...anon he got a giant extension

>>152916149
That means nothing. The Kings are going to have a fire sale here in the next year and a half once Kopitar retires and Doughty's contract is off the books after next season. Kuemper, Kempe, and Fiala still have value

>>152916027
It's still good hockey but the play in the NHL is more "predictable" because you don't have to worry about your defenceman wandering off somewhere strange because he's 20 and hasn't had to play defence yet. Goalies that are better at reading the play can actually perform better in the NHL than the AHL.

>>152916149
like John Holmes?

How long is Jarry out for

>>152916184
POTVIN SUCKS

>literal who on the canucks got btfo by someone 8 inches shorter than him
KWAB

>>152916205
I don't think the Oilers announce real injury timelines. They'll just say a guy is hurt and then a couple weeks later he'll be on retroactive LTIR

>>152916205
Oilers injury length claims are as arbitrary as the DOPS' punishments so nobody really knows

>>152916184
Do you think he likes being in Mormanland more than the desert

Conor Pingram

>>152916184
why the Mormons whistling?

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I reckon /hoc/'s gonna have about 20 baby brothers by season's end

>>152916313
Dangerous females are showing their ankles

>>152916205
Knoblauch said he's coming back this week.

there should be one /hoc/ thats for everybody but sweden and another thatwe can also use but sweden still cant

>>152916184
>>152916276
Gary moving the franchise from stupid shithole to stupid shithole as a bit. What other cities do you nominate? Quebec?

Fucking Refmonton letting McDavid get away with everything. Fucking bullshit

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broship won toknight

nobody asked

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>>152916443

2 blatant penalties by McDavid in the OT. Jesus Christ come on call that shit already

>>152916416
Des Moines

FUCKING REFS

>>152916425
>>152916460
lol cry more

Why was that even reviewed? It was obvious that it wasn't a goal.

Refmonton is such a fucking joke. If they weren't protected by the refs they'd be a first round exit every year

shiny helmets should be banned, too distracting.

J O K E
O
K
E

>Refs save us!

Same old shit

Byfield is a nigger

>>152916494
GI is automatically reviewed in OT

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Stutzle>>>>Nigfield

>>152916526
Every Kings fan who actually watches the games will tell you Byfield is a huge bust

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:3

shit shot by McBust

>>152916544
KILL FOIDS

shizzle my nizzle

i actually run a big page on oilers tumblr and theyd kill me if they knew i get half my jokes from here

Oilers are so shit at shootouts

>>152916553
anon we all know he just wanted to hold the baby

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Refmonton can't even win with the refs doing everything in their power to hand them the game

well not every team can beat the los angeles kings, i'm just impressed the oilers held out so well against their relentless assault

oh didn't know you guys made a new thread. Yeah I was saying I doubled down on LA 5 minutes ago. And it made up for all my other losses all night. Lmao

Thanks hockeybros

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>>152916598
remember to tip your league commissioner

>>152916554
Bruins scored 10 goals lol WHAT HAPPENED

Just saw the scores
>rags

The Oilers still have not won 3 games in a row this year but remain 2nd in the Pacific

>>152916634
That could change if the shorks win their next game

>>152916654
Even if the shorks win their game in hand, Edmonton has the tie breaker

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>>152916623
Unpopular Opignon:
>Geekie had to leave the game early
>Spotlight is on Khusnitdinov
>Live on international television we saw explosive teamwork and chemistry between Pasta and Khus
>Khus scores 4 times
>2 hat tricks before the end

I think we have an unexpected new recipe bros and we might be climbing out of our hole

Misa is a bust, shorks should trade him for a real defenseman

Leafs are low key a wagon

>>152916706
i don't think that's true

>>152915219
hey just watched Heated Rivals and want to say I'm a big big fan

>>152916736
Weird way of coming out as a faggot, but ok.

knights won

They had one job after Mark Stone cheapshotted Broberg, and unsurprisingly, they didn't do it. They also didn't do their regular jobs either, which again is unsurprising.

It's a pathetic roster, and the front office doesn't need to do much of anything to have a great shot at the first draft pick.

copypasting plebbit posts because you beat a bottom NHL team. go get pissed on by another art whore

>>152916779
Yes yes, the fucking nepo babies won a game. How cool.

>>152916634
if the pacific wasn't such a dog ass division they might very well be outside the playoff picture

>>152916822
Doubtful, the Pacific holds both wild cards. The central only has 3 good teams.

>>152916822
Pacific Division is the best one top to bottom. The most even division

>>152916822
fourth place in the central, tied for fifth in the eastern and metropolitan

Well since the Sens might as well be shit and finished this year, what do you think they should do to improve their team for the future?

>>152916862
Mandatory goon sessions on the road, to prevent temptation

>the jests are the worst team in the league now
what the FUCK happened?

>>152916875
They suck

>>152916881
but they just won the president's trophy...

>>152916875
They lost Ehlers, lmao.

>>152916821
>tf
KWAB 1993

>>152916906
#NotMyPresident

>>152916906
So?

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kwab

>>152916933
>Defending the golden showers
Geg

>>152916960
no milly?

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>>152916875
...josh morrissey is an atlas waiting to collapse with this defensive core

>>152916912
if your team dies because of an average 60 point player, you might be a bad team

>>152916995
Another team that should be blow up after this fucking embarrassment if a season

>>152917033
They probably will, some leaf will say its because of Gary, and then the bitching continues. The reality is that winnipeg is an undesireable market and their bread and butter of development has stalled out.

>>152916313
they are whistlin dixie top 5 anime betrayals imminent

>>152917038
People sure do like to pretend that these teams don't have seperate owners, baka.

>>152916979
Out of everyone here, I've heard of only Stanley

Makes one think

I'm starting a new run in Soul Calibur 6. Give me a female name.

>>152916875
it's time to give up on the zach wilson experiment

>>152917236
ukko-pekka luukkonen

>>152917236
pansy parkinson

>>152917236
Soul Calibur 6 has "runs"? I thought it was a fighting game

apparently slopdown got cancelled

>rags

>>152917334
It has 2 pretty big single player modes. One where you create a character and play an rpg (i use that term very loosely) style game mode, and then a full fledged story mode for all 30 characters in the game. I sawr a huge soul calibur thread on /v/ yesterday and it got me in the mood to play it.

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>>152917433

>>152917502
That's a good one

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>>152916205

>>152917572
>A dead franchise in S tier
What?

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>>152917591
rip in peace

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WHATA BEAUT

>>152917236
Triu Qatari

>>152917708
I know I'm a big softie but I always feel bad when I see that level of frustration

>>152917708
Team USA starting goalie

>>152917981
that's casey desmith

Who's gonna be the first overall draft pick this year ?

>>152916955
That’s how we clear the puck in finland

>>152918038
rimpinen

>>152915453
more like vancouver cucks lmao

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the rangers are paying jt miller eight million a season until he's 36

>>152918386
Wait until you see what they pay Laine and Robertson

>>152918038
utah is tanking aggressively

>>152918413
just like my islanders

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>>152918457
fact check: false

I realized I posted stupidly right after the game when I was half awake in the last thread about where to watch local hockey games without paying and didn't explain myself well. Trying again
My team's from the Southern Professional Hockey League, and they supposedly only stream their games on an app called Flo hockey where you have to pay like $150 a year. It's not bad, but I'd rather try out streaming for free instead of paying for it since it doesn't have a trial.

I tried out not asking, which is free.

I asked

>>152919085
you can watch women wrestling on flo sports as well

>>152916313
music isnt allowed in mormonism so they whistle during breaks instead

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>The kids are alright

These little tykes have more grit than the pansy "grown men" in modern nhl. Hope they grow up to bring back fighting in hockey.

> "On last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', we were witness to one of our best moments in Edmongolia, with soilers providing much foreplay and cattiness before finally submitting to a real old fashioned anal invasion and ravaged bussy. Hasbs provided a good showing and suitable humiliation, but soilers were the showcase bottom tonight. We are so proud here at 'HRiC' to bring you the action you crave."

Will olympic hockey be fun or shit?

>>152919913
It's fun if we win games

>>152919913
shit STINKY shit

>>152919913
fun :)

>>152920034
the trail of cope will be long

VHY DO YOU SHOW HAPPINESS WHEN YOUR TEAM WINS?

VE DONT DO ZHAT IN MONTREAL

>>152920332
My team doesn't win tho?

>>152920332
OLE
OLE OLE OLE
OLE
OLE

>>152920332
another day seething about Montreal's sovl I see, should be a productive one for you I'm sure

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This is unironically the year. LET'S GO OILERS!

Laffs now have a 50% win rate

>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=cx4LbbbKWvhGlf7v
keep your stick on the ice lads

>>152918488
That's how you know they're tanking. It's not working.

>>152921639
I get 4chan is sub 100 IQ but this is a borderline 50 IQ take

>>152919752
based tykes

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https://youtu.be/_SYy6VCl3ks

>>152920687
They did finally get rid of Skinner so anything is now possible. Hilarious how they got Jarry and of course his glass ass broke right away. But then they found the good goalie finally in Ingram, how was that so hard?

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SMELLS LIKE MARNER IN HERE

>>152917502
lol

*turns up jamiroquai*

hell yeah

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FIRE THIS MAN.

>>152917708
great job by the production team
>zoom in on goalie to get rage slam
>cut to scorer in time for celebration

>>152922097
igram's sv is 0.001 above skinners from his time on the oilers this season
igram's w% is .500
skinner's w% was .478
skinner wasnt the problem

>>152917698
Rest in peace in peace: Coyotes, Nordiques, Golden Seals, North Stars -- but who are the others?

>>152919765
Thank you for your service.

Only game that is worth watching today is shorks vs knights, just to see if the shorks can overthrow the Oilers out of second place.

>>152923043
>replying to your own post

>>152923218
i never do this
*wink*

>>152922131
hockey locker rooms have a unique smell

>>152923218
Samir has a unique smell.

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>>152923137
I'm pressing X, signaling my doubt

Devils v Jets looks like a slopper.

>>152924206
we don't talk in the third person around these parts

what is this gay shit

>>152924740
we call it the national hockey league

>>152923137
the knights have a powerful etsy witch on retainer working against the sharks, so probably not.

>>152924855
very cool, thank you. will be tuning again tomorrow

grease's grand return
2026 off to a roaring start

>>152924570
Ok Samir.

nice response from my debbies

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>>152925685
A hockey club disruption can only mean one thing.