So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the Glazers, we can blame Amorim, we can praise INEOS's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Recruitment, vision, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Sir Jim and the lads, but a MASSIVE appointment is desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about finishing 5th, or the FA Cup for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #SouthgateIN or #OlesAtTheWheel?Some helpful links to numb the pain:http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/enhttps://www.mtfsurgery.net/dilation.htmhttps://jlingz.comhttps://www.redcafe.nethttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
#OleIn have faith lads
>Once Big Zerk scores, everything will be all right.
OLE TAKE THE WHEEL
>>152922384manure fan detected.you've just double jinxed it, retard.
>>152922384/mug/s are better when you FUCKING WAIT UNTIL THE MATCH IS OVER
>>152922384Based NEGRObeck
UNLOCK ME OLE
>>152922444You were saying?
>mfw /mug/ is on
>>152922762Ignore sissypool.
>>152922384/mug/chads , we are so back
KLENK KLENK KLENK
>>152922437klok
>>152922904all the cool kids are saying klenk, you know
So why does United keep buying all these mercs when they could save millions on some Championship lads who actually are born and raised in the Manchester area who'd do everything for the club?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME INJURIESBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Where did Scholesy go?
>>152923007His daughter needed her toes sucked and nibbled on
>>152923025Surely he needs somebody to do this for him. Can be missing important United matches mid game.
Genuine questionWhat the fuck are they doing bringing Ole back in?
>>152923060I'd happily have a suck on her toes if he's hiring
>>152923077Wdym He’s the only who can handle this lockerooom
>no Europe>first league cup game>eliminated>first FA cup game>eliminatedPoonited really hates anything that's not the league or friendlies in Malaysia.
>>152922957I bet they have an entire department of useless, paper pushing "analysts" who compile multicolored charts telling the sports director about how the newest Ngubu from Nantes has amazing xDribbles and needs to be signed immediately
>>152923089sorry mate, giggsy got the gig
>>152923077nobody wants to coach this shitshow. I don't think even van nistelrooy is interested in coming back
>>152923115They hate the league too, but there's no way to end that early.
>>152923077They need a cheap morale-boosting mid-season appointment and it briefly worked the last time the appointed him.
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
HOWEVER
/mug/sisters... i'm nervous
Uh /mug/sisters?
>OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP >OP
>>152923243>(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You) >(You)
>yanited academy mong sent off for having a meltykek
>>152923243(You)
KWAB
Woo hoo I got a feeling...
>>152922384I bet the r/reddevils mongs will be happy about this match because Man United showed character
KWAB (klenk what a bitch)
klok what a KLENK
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>Amorim 25-26>WBurnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves, Newcastle>DFulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth, Wolves, Leeds>LArsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa>Fletcher 25-26>W>DBurnley>LBrighton
Fletch must stay
>man poo
We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.
They will never learn.
>Season over alreadyHahahahahahah
>>152923498I challenge you to go back to all your shit gimmick posts and add up how much you would have actually won.
>>152923498Whatcha gonna buy?
>>152923144>>152923163>>152923172>>152923243Lmao they never learn.
I don't care lmao
We need Ole back.
LIVE MELTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKvKFum0SiQ
GUISE WE DID IT!!!!1111 XD
Ole is DESPERATELY needed at the wheel
>>152923561Waiting for the fan reaction vid. He's usually quite quick for big games.
Ole doesn’t want the job?Johnny Evans will save us
>>152923561How can ypu enjoy flying pig and goldbridge when you know they make like $30 grand every time United lose? They fucking love it
>>152923561>he's marouane fellaini without the finesse>poo-doo-magoo is what he islooool
>>152923525He will never do it. I remember him having several games that ended in a draw. Those alone add up to like 6 figure losses if any of his bets were real.
i saw clear progress today. do not worry lads, the ship is correcting. we WILL prevail
>>152923525>and add up how much you would have actually won.Oh, but I did.>>152923526Gonna buy up some shitty property in Manchester and become a slumlord. Every time we get another /mug/, I'm upping the rent.
>15th>Lose a final to Spuds>Next season>£300m spent>Out in the 2nd round of the league cup to Grimsby>Out in the 3rd round of the FA cupNever feel like /mug/ can be topped, but it just gets better and better
>>152923558Based
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/Wtli6bmxx7A?si=CF2gsYJTVriLGY_G
>>152923610>He will never do itoh, but he did
Roy Keane in till the end of the season imo
Klenk what klok
>>152922384whats on his mind?
lads, it's brighOFFcalm down
>>152923602goldbridge isn't even a man u fan he supports forest. he's making money from PRETENDING to be support them, even AFTV never got on that level
A blessing in disguise, can solely focus on winning the league now
>>152923610He's never won a penny, I just want to know what amount he WOULD have won had he won all his bets.
>>152923563Seething.
Manchester United will play a total of 40 games this season40
KEK PIG IS GOING MENTAL
>>152923672Robbie is a Luton fan
>>152923675That's my wife.
>>152923667>half scarfclearly nothing
>>152923684still too many
>>152923675This. Ole takes over and we win every league game. Simple really.
>>152922384>40 game season
british isles anon wondave lostthe war is joever
So who does United even have left? Because the international fanbases are basically dead>South Koreans are all over Spurs>Indonesia have more hope in Oxford United because of representation>Japs will go to whoever has a Jap, so currently Brighton and Leeds>Middle East got City and Newcastle as personal toys>Africa basically got Arsenal and Chelsea diving the north and southIs it just Indians and 50+ year olds who wish it was still 95?
>>152923732I dunno man, they still rake in tons of money. Really dont get it.
>>152923726>british isles
>>152923558>>152923715We keep winning, United chads.
>>152923687yet he's a huge fan of ole inthey never learn
>>152923684>>152923722Probably hasn’t happened since the 19th century
Looking forward to Ole, second acts are never as good and the team is a mess, maybe the /mug/'s continue
>>152923732>Is it just Indians and 50+ year olds who wish it was still 95?some chinese too
Just saw Jason Cundy getting into an Uber and yelling (yelling, mind) "talkSPORT TOWERS!". He had a clown wig on and a portrait of Gary Neville tucked under his armpit
>>152923791That's a man.
>>152923684KEK
I don't think Manchester United are a very good football team.
>>152923820The Godfather Part II is better than The Godfather.
>>152923820Based.
gonna have to add conference league in here somehow
>>152923832>some chinese tooI guess that makes some sense... But neither market is known to buy genuine kits etc.
>>152923922G R I M
>>152923641>no full time reactionWhy does he sometimes do it and sometimes not? Bobby Bounce fml.
>>152923922Don't care, lol x
>>152923922I LOVE THESE RECORDS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152923922B L E A K
>>152923922KWAB
get FUCKED cunts lmao
fergie in the standsscholes and butt next to himneville always talking about united dnafletcher managerole coming backthey are NEVER moving on lmaono respectable manager will take this job while they are like this and they won't change until they get one strong enough to clear it all outno meme manager will take it unless they negotiate a massive pay off as their career will stall after it - and nothing at the club would have changed so the same problems will persist/mug/ is eternal
>>152923922That will save Jim tons of money on travel expenses.
Crazy thing is that this was the Brighton A- / B team
Fletch shouldve asked Fergie for permission to win the games too
First season in United history where they haven't won a single cup match
>>152923922big jim wielding the dinner lady axe tomorrow morning
>>152923922/mug/bros, the glazers are starving us
THIS CLUB IS FINISHEDIM GONNA AN HEROMEKJRNFESDIFJENQEWRHNF OKFMSAKOFKILL ME FDNFSKMF;SD
>>152924046Get Diego Forlan on the phone.
>>152923922At least they only get humiliated 40 times instead of 50 or 60.
>>152923922>12 day gap in FebruaryThey are definitely scheduling at least two Saudi friendlies.
>Only PL /mug/s for the next 9 months
>>152923922how long until they can afford to buy players only from mickey mouse leagues?
>next 2 gamesKEK THEY'RE FUCKEDwonder if they'll keep >fletch in there to absorb the humiliations in order to spare the next manager
>>152924317No they're not. United have beaten City, Liverpool and Chelsea and nearly beat Arsenal. They will probably beat or draw with them. I can see them losing to City and beating Arsenal and ending Arse's tiny title hopes (despite what the media says, Arsenal aren't favourites to win anything).
Mainoo is going to stink up the England squad lel
Truth is that Fletcher’s managerial tactics are almost a decade old. Getting schooled out of possession by a 27 year old zoomer manager is CRIMINAL
>>152924317They'll win narrowly against shitty, then get humiliated against assna.
happy Sunday /MUG/bros
Some men just want to watch united burn
>>152924292Never. The financial capability of modern clubs is practically independent from sporting success. They can spend $300m a year on players indefinitely
>>152924398I mean, Hurzeler is way more experienced than Feltcher
>>152924317wow they get to play arsenal at home twice?
>>152924421I don't like the Glazers. Not because I'm a Manchester United fan but because I'm a Israel hater.
>>152924366There won't be a single United player in the England squad.
>>152924352>and nearly beat Arsenal
They picked the wrong darren, theres only one man that can save yanited
>>152924366I'd like Mainoo if he was like his brother. You know what his brother goes by? Jordan Hames. BUT NOOOO, I GOTTA PANDER TO DADDY AND HAVE A VOODOO CURSE AS A NAME
>>152924456Luke Shaw will because England lacks left footed fullbacks.
>past 4 gamesoof
>>152924421VVVVVVGH
>>152924450theyre the definition of 'one of the good ones'
say my name
>>152924246>only one /mug/ a week its over
>>152924507The only good jew is a dead jew.
>>152923922Incorrect. There are these newfangled things called "friendlies."
>>152924057Crazy thing is that this was the Manchester United C- / D team. If only in mentality rather than personnel.This is a meaningless friendly-level cup match and the fact that people are losing their heads over it is pathetic.
>Man U played 4 at the back with Mainoo in midfield>Didn't win 5-0I'm really confused guys. I was ASSURED that Amorim and his evil 3-4-3 were the problem
>>152924456Harry Maguire????????????Have some frigging respect. My goodness.
>>152924682This. We proved today, once again, that we can beat anyone.
>>152923526>He think that fag bet euros against Manshitster Poonited Keep falling for that bait.
Does anyone have the clip of Marco Silva breaking down Amorims tactics in that draw they had?
>>152925014>Ireland isn't on the euronobody tell him
>>152924705Ahem, it was a 5-2-3 according to EA FC 26, thank you very much
>>152924682>this was the Manchester United C- / D teamhow can you tell the difference?
>>152924459Did you not watch the match? They were all over them.
>>152924682>Crazy thing is that this was the Manchester United C- / D team>"This is United's best team as well." - G.NevzSo what makes this their A+ team?
>>152925161yeah you ALMOST beat arsenallike you ALMOST managed to finish 14th last season!
>>152925242My point is that United turn up against big teams but don't against lesser teams. Which is why, as I said, we beat City, Chelsea and Liverpool and were the better team against Arsenal but drew to Burnley and Wolves.
Didn't United sack their dinner lady and now they want her as manager?
>>152924062Do people do the 'football didn't exist before 1992' meme for the cup now as well?>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981–82_Manchester_United_F.C._season
>>152925289>yo jamie pull up the most recent result against man cityCity 3-0 United>hmmmm ok jamie pull up the most recent results against arsenalP7, W0, D2, L5
>>152925359seethe harder, boomscum
>>152925481Cope
>>152925359probably just something shat out by chatgpt and regurgitated uncritically
This is getting bad. If this goes on, Man Utd are in danger of becoming a laughing stock!
>>152924317United are surprisingly good against those two teams to be fair. Since 2020, Yanited's record against City has been 6W, 2D, 9L and against Arsenal has been 3W, 2D, 8L - so they could definitely fluke some points out of this.
Did they lose again? Jesus
>>152925662so rare that i've never seen it before and i remember when flags were introduced
at this point might aswell bring fergie back. give him 3 billion and see what happens.
>>152925014Oh, but I did.
>>152925239I said in terms of mentality, not the caliber of personnel they put out there.Although if I consider that I've never heard of that Manchester United goalkeeper until this very second, that makes it even more obvious that they weren't at full strength.
United DNA? I still don't know what that means. I don't think they do either.
>Got a /mug/ for my birthdayThank you manure for being the funniest sp meme.
>only 20 home games all seasonuh-oh, that's not gonna be good for revenue...
>>152926009happy birthday anon
Be honest lads, be brutally honest.Are Man United a good team?
>>152926010At least they already cut the free fruit for staff
>>152926009Happy birthday anonHow old are you
>>152924516Ten "Ender of Eras" Hag
>>152926009Feliz cumpleanos /mug/migo
>>152926010Gonna have to fire the ball boys now. Those lazy fucks can go pick up the ball themselves. Earn your keep, as it were.
>>152926009happy birthday /mug/bro
>>152925655>3W 2D 8L>good
KLOK
Funny thing is Amorim was already doing decent - better than Manure have been in the league for years
So who should be part of Olé's backroom staff, bros? For me, it's:>Goalkeeping coachMark Bosnich>Defensive coachWes Brown>Midfield coachDarren Gibson>Tactics coachJesper Blomqvist>Attacking coachLouis Saha
Kind of a brutal mogging that Danny Welbeck scored what was ultimately the winning goal
>>152926119No but they have good individuals
>>152926809united legend wellbek always scores against his past team
>>152926809his gf is fine, no troonited fans fuck womengo The Poshes
is greenwood's bird still the fittest wag in football?
>>152923922Eras come to an end, but first, they have to start.
>>152926010Just charge more for the remaining epl matches. There's always someone willing to pay.
>>152926858Imagine if they sold Bruno like they wanted to, it would've been a relegation battle.Might still be.
>>152926962I'd say Greenwood is punching
I've just unsubscribed from their youtube channel.The jews ain't getting my moneys.Fuck the board.I'm sick and tired of bullshiters playing for the club.Fernandes deserves better and should move to a different top 5 leage team (if they want him) in order to get the titles he deserves.Dallot is a circus as was his great great great father. (connection with Scamorim)Unironically Ole will bring structure to those shitters by making Bueno and Amad do runs like Rashford and Greenwood used to. Sekso is better than Martial so it should work.Prove me wrong.
Can we get Amorim back please. What a clown show
>>152927263Bulgaria getting vulgar(ia)
>>152927289>weWhat part of Trafford are you from?
Ah well, we've still got the EFL cup and top 4 in the PL to play for.
>>152927350Chester. It's not in Manchester but close enough
>>152927369>we've still got the EFL cupOh no no no no no no no no no.....
>>152927393It's not even in Lancashire lmao
>>152927369Don't forget the CL after your stunning victory in the EL final last year
>>152927369Yeah Chelsea do lad.
Tbh after getting dumped out of tournaments by Grimsby and fucking SPURS losing to Brighton doesn't seem as bad
>>152927369> we
>>152927369>EFL cupfunny because google said the semi are arsenal vs chelsea and man city vs newcastle
>>15292605226
>Out of the EFL Cup>Out of the FA Cup>No European football>Firing Amorim will probably flatline the team's form even further so top 5 is unlikelyWhat have Manure got to hope for this season now? Beating Leeds?
>>152927562muster all the strength left and help arsenal win the league next week
>>152927589>loses to city>beats arsenal
>>152927609That would be peak United. Gifting City the league. Not as embarrassing as Spurs cheering goals against them last season or w/e it was that meant that Arsenal wouldn't win.
40 total games is laughable for a team like United.Where was Luke Shaw tonight btw?I hope Vinicius does not come to this club ever.>>152927562They can't beat Leeds. Leeds have our boy Gruev.
>>152926809imagine how much money united would have saved if they just kept welbeck instead of going through like 20 shit strikers since
>>152927562>Beating Leeds>Manchester United continued to drop points today after a dour 0-0 draw against Leeds United at Old Trafford>The result moves Leeds back up to 16th, 7 points clear of the relegation zone, but the Red Devils remain in 10th place after a string of disappointing results, with the chances of European football likely all but gone for the team once again
Jesus just came back home, first thing was check dailymail as I always do when I get back home...and first thing I see is tHAT IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!came here right after that
>>152927810Mourinho would've destroyed his confidence and his career
>>152927913What is Jesus doing now?
>>152927913based kino enjoyer
Didn't they win the last FA cup, i doubt anyone really gives a fuck
>>152928125no
>>152928125No? Crystal Palace did.
>>152927142Amorim was the reason Fernandes stayed btw. INEOS and the Glazers wanted to sell him to raise funds. They're clueless.
Hated. Adored. Never ignored. All the posts by /mug/rons and /mug/ron threads are just proof of all the ruined childhoods that United have caused. Priceless. You LOVE to see it.
>>152924046can manchester united be fixed while ferguson is still alive?you should not feel like you need to ask the manager from 15 years ago for permission to coach the team for 2 weeks. you can't run a successful organization this way
I thought it was disgraceful that Brighton put out a severely weakened team and didn’t take the match/competition seriously
>>152928241Same.The thing that bothers me is that United aren't performing.
>>152927918nah he's a perfect mou kinda forwardhardworking, humble
>>152928241Shit. In the pits. Never at the summit.
>>152922384Our chances at winning the league seem to be fading as well
>>152926010There arent enough Indians to buy our merch, bros
DID YOU SEE DAT SCORE GEE
>>152928241Yes, but now enjoy your shit ass club be where they always are. irrelevant midtable fodder.Not even 50 years from now United will win the premier league.Never a big club, just lucky there was SAF and Busby. "The United Way" means finishing 12th and call it a day.
What is he thinking right now ?
>>152927562draw with arsenal, chelsea and liverpool
>United customers are celebrating Rashford getting a trophy on the same week Amorim got firedNo one show the the 1v1 he missed.
>>152929324TWO GOALS FROM WELBY
>yanitedlol
>>152926010going to have to schedule a second meme forren tour this summer
>>152929872CAM ON YER-KNIGHTEDCAM ON YER-KNIGHTEDSCORE SOOM FOOKIN' GOALSNO NOT LIKE THATTHA YER-KNIGHTED WAY!>>152929994someone post the webm
Amorim was actually a genius using a back 3 to make up for the shit midfield.It's ogre... got rid of a decent manager who just needed time for OLE lol (who also won't get time)
>>152923679>He's never won a pennyOh, but I have.
>>152924481Nah, he'll call up Hall, Livramento and O'Reilly. Shaw will probably get himself injured anyway.
>more managers than cup games this seasonlel
>>152924789Not sure he has played under Tuchel though.
Not to worry Unitedbros, once the new stadium is built, they will never laugh at us again!
>>152930338I am still waiting for their revenue to shrink but its not happening. Its really annoying.
>>152930338>Gets scaled back to be just the existing Old Trafford with a tent strapped to the side so the Glazers and Big Jim can rinse fans and tourists outside the ground as well as in
>/MUG/ is more important than the Classico on /sp/BASED or Cringe?
>>152930338Gonna need a what I was promised, what I expected and what I got on this.
Think of the appearance fees Brexit Jim’s saving on though.
Genuinely mental
>>152930826CAM ON HEARTS
>>152930826>Rangers >not in italics
>>152928241Comprehensive Dave Victory.
>>152926962>>152927157
>>152930524Manchester United are the protagonists.
Oh no no no no nonononononononononon.....
>watching MotD >they're dicksucking Lacey alreadyDid they not learn with Mainoo?
>>152931885BBC Sport is based in Salford and most of the people who work there grew up in the Ferguson era.They're too emotionally invested to ever look at Man United objectively.
>>152929994>>152926010They're gonna do a midweek game in Saudi Arabia, possibly two. Since they have a 10 day gap in Feb and March.
>>152930826Grim
>>152924421It's not about the points, Anon. It's about sending a message.
