FC Barcelona - Real Madrid (pre)match threadSpain Supercup Final editionXabi gets fired tonight also edition
FC Barcelona squad>Joan García; Koundé, Cubarsí, Eric García, Balde; De Jong, Pedri, Lamine Yamal, Fermín, Raphinha; Lewandowski.
Sovless Mickey mouse cup
JayZbros…. Are..we..dare I say… back?
ARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTARDA GULER IS OUT>ARDA GULER IS OUTholy kwab
>wasting 2 hours of my life to hate watch RudeNigger and Niggerius
Try to score
>>152922984Aren’t both of these guys accused of being pedos
>>152923012Laporta told you that?
>>152923012Sí, algún problema? somos un país musulmán.
>>152922984you posted this vs atletico 3 months ago...
>>152923071Kek>>152923053Can’t speak catacuc k
>>152922984they're gonna eat 5 goals tonight
how many today?
what does frenkie de jong do
>>152922984>Huijsen 3 errors minimum (one leading to a goal).>Asensio1 red card
give stream pls
>>152923813ppv.to
this better be fun
i have not watched footy in like 3 years whats some things to know?
>>152923295Probably makes a good living playing a kid's game as a hob.
what part of spain is the final taking place in?
>>152923911Parla
>>152923889Like seriously thoBro was bought for over 80 million euros like 10 years ago and I still don’t remember a single legacy performance by this guy
>>152923911The capital of the Fatimid caliphate fra
>>152923911Leonor La Catolica will put an end to this
>>152923813>this is your stream for tonight, hijo
>all of RM midfielders playing like shit>Vini playing like shitIf Barcelona score less than 4 goals I will be surprised.
>powered real madrid energy drinkkwab
why isn’t mbatroon playing? Torn bussy?
>OFFICIALOFFICIALEL LOBO CARRASCO SAID IT'S GOING TO END 6-1
Tenner on barca?
>>152924427T. Frenkie de jong
>>152924448One of those names is correct desu
soulless cup, presented to you by the petrodollar
I always found the thing about going to the pitch with kids, what if a player is a pedo
no beheadings before the match? boring!
how many bullshit calls for vardrid today?
What exactly is a „Jeddah“?
>>152924519you always found it what?
>>152924589spain pronounce CH as J its just cheese lad
>>152924601weird
what the hell is Xabi cooking
bit cliche to have 3 Garcias on the field innit
Why is Mbobby on the bench?
who got a working stream
>>152924694me
>>152924694We are all camping in the polacks living room
>>152924694my stream is weak, inconsistent and smelly on a sunday after dinner
are there really that many empty seats? my stream is pretty low quality but the stadium looks at least half empty
it's 3 cb innit
I NEED LINK STREAMED SU DOWN
>>152922798Xabi Alonso would rather lose with Bellingham than win with Guler. That being said, the problem is playing Bellingham and Mbappe together, so it will likely be okay.I fucking hate the new captcha.
lots of white shirts in the stand
>>152924763fmhy.net and find one
>>152924751they could not pass the captcha
>>152924368why would someone give a fuck about this unc has to say, he wasn't even decent tier during boomer era
refjewing already startedclassic
are /sp/ usually this slow?
Anyone else hoping the EU-Amerifat hyper war for supremacy over Greenland starts soon? God I can wait to crush the skull of some 300kg Amerimuttstein with my bare hands
>>152924751there's no empty seats they're just brown
some girl got mad because I said I have stuff to do at home and she said what have you got better to do and I said stay home and play chess and she got super mad and started swearing at me. why are women like this?
>supercopa de ESPAÑA>King Abdullah Sports City
>>152924818yeah some threads have dedicated indian spammers just advertising some whores onlyfans but typically its a slow board
>>152924818captcha is too hard for suducas now
>>152924854saarbros...
>>152924825oh shit
>>152924854but I thought they weren't playing in Spotify camp nou?
>>152924821if trump offered greenlanders a million dollars each i dont think denmark would do anything
>>152924818it is super slow after all the post timer and captcha changes over the past years>tl;drphoneposters btfo'd
>>152924854
>playing in Saudi La liga is beyond soulless
>>152924821>can't wait to crush the skull of some 300kg Amerimuttstein with my bare handsIt's 2026, grandpa. You're gonna get vaporized by a drone.
>>152924589grand ma
>>152924854thought about screenshotting these lads to banter the spaniards myself hehe
>>152924804Goddamn my stream is two minutes behind, does anyone have a better one?>>152924818Look at this shit. This site makes posting here as annoying as possible
>>152924854how can a bangladeshi slave/worker afford a ticket?
>>152924821this but with danish porkies
>>152924942forfeit 3 months wages
>>152924940im mean i get them too but on blue boards i get once per like 3-5 posts
>>152924965go back to roachland
here's a link but it is in french and it has few seconds latency https://www.lequipe.fr/tv/
>>152924854average andalucian males in 2026
>>152924940at most i have to do 1 and theyre really simple (usually none) but i got it like yours when posting in incognito once and it wasnt worth the bother
>>152924942They're forced to attend by their owners so the stadium doesn't look empty on tv.
>commentator saying Yamal keeps growing up>other commentator comments it's because he's doping with HGHLMAO. I mean, he's absolutely right and everyone knows it, but still hilarious he's so blunt about it.
what the FUCK was that shot vini
>FICTICIUS
>monke
Chiringuito status?
>I CANT SCORE!
tell me why does that guy need a mask
>>152925024was he joking or serious?
It's still funny how Barca went from no sponsor to Unicef to Qatar and then to Spotify after going bankrupt
>Raphinha mogging monoO hexa bros...
>>152924818New captcha is unironically harder than beating Dark Souls without getting hit.
keep on buying discounted christmas chocolate and making myself feel sick
>>152925078hes 2 big
Rodrygo is unironically madrids best player so far
Vini?
>>152925101braaaaaaaaap
>>152924854Pffft haha
>>152925079Completely serious..
>>152925088where from? couldn’t see any where I am
>>152924854>Barsarrlona
>>152925100
football is so much better with good weather
>>152925083redemption arc almost complete, next sponsor Hamas
Mid game and zero hypeEl Classico is dead
>>152925165thought you moved to Geneva or some shit
>>152925144since christmas aldi, morrisons and coopgot some christmas mini kitkat bag things in coop discounted from £1.50 to 30p today
Who are the good guys?
>>152925192youre right, but why? who/what is to blame?
>>152925195xmas chocolate from lidl are still expensive even after discount lmao thieves
>>152925195decent. will go tomorrow. thanks
this whole vardrid racism mentality is manufactured bullshithow could he even hear any racism from the stands when he doesn't have ears? hmmmmmmmm? explain that, atheists
>>152925193I'm his son, the photoshop duty was part of the inheritance. he burnt in that bar.
>kills the last hype and soul in soccer and forces millennials and zoomers to go outside instead of watching footie
Yamalsisters we cannot do anything against our dad Carreras
>>152923823why are all the streams 2 mins late
>>152925225because their clientele want a discount better off going somewhere more expensive where people turn their noses up at buying santa chocolates in january
Why do people rate Gonzalo again
>>152924854looks like barcelona
>>152925218floren for surrendering to the evil cabal
whos the red head? inbarcelona?
>>152925192>>152925218maybe because we went from BBC, Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, Ramos, Marcelo and MSN, Iniesta, Xavi, Biscuit, Alves, Pique to..... Gonzalo-Rodrygo vs 48yr old Lewandwhisky-Lamine
>>152925165Based
>>152925284Jeremy Mathieu
era rojo
>>152925274He's good without the ball and has good vision for a striker.
Commentators don't even care about this match.Talking about the fa cup lol
kwab
>>152925309didn't know another french made it, why isn't he playing for national team? is he good?
>>152925326they already got the script and know nothing is going to happen in the next few minutes
>>152925322so basically a slow tap/not so tall in merchant? yikes
>>152925326you on tnt with hoddle?
>>152925213are jungle gook muslims peaceful or crazies?
What should I get from In-N-Out at halftime?
>>152925326lol incompetence is funny.
what would you dohttps://spicychat.ai/chat/60bbca6a-94c9-4d87-be1a-b0011b3dc86a
Brentford would batter these twinks
boring
>>152925386>what would you donot click this link, that's for sure
>>152925374so cheap wtf
>>15292537440 orders of french fries
Spanish football is so slow and boring, i don't know why i watch this
>>152925374>Calories without iceWhat do they put on the ice in 'Murica?
>>152925367Yeah
>>152925425mayo
>>152925425>Argentine education
>>152925374Classic double double, animal fries, iced tea
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>152925374It's crazy how cheap fast food is in America. I'd be fat too with those options.
>>152925374I want a double double, fries and a sprite zero
>>152925472>tranimekys srsly
>mandatory break
>>152925374How about some real food
sovlless break
>Latrine anal
>>152925474how delayed is my stream
who /halftimetourist/ here
>>152925497its a horse not an anime>>152925487i thought chile was 2nd fattest nation on earth or something
cooling break in january
>>152925374animal style double double
> january> cooling brake after 30m
>>152925549when was the last time he performed in a big game?
>>152925497
I'm fasting and I'm hungry as fuck, please refrain from posting about food.Jesus Christ I can almost taste the spaghetti with ground beef and a shitload of cheese I'll be having for dinner in a few hours
how are they perfectly distributed evenly throughout the country
>>152925497Based
>>152925487>>152925410Jesus how expensive is shitty fast food for you guys because those prices are nothing special
>How about some real food
>>152925374The double double isn't even that caloric and it likely has a decent amount of protein.
>>152925603Jewish OCD
>>152925584Vax status?
> Cooling break in winterDo spaniards really?
>>152925617why would you have corn on the cob in a soup you have to pick it up and get soup on your hands?ridiculous
boring, barca 3-0 madrid are bad
What’s he thinking?
>>152925609Its just marginally less expensive than here but on average americans do make more money so it is cheaper there
>>152925636it's hot in middle east
do people actually find the captcha hard or are they larping
>>152925584Didn't realize they are playing in fucking Saudi.
>>152925596simple as
even the elders are glued to their phones
>>152925570>i thought chile was 2nd fattest nation on earth or somethingIt is, but it's still expensive. Slightly more expensive than America, but wages are like a third. People are fat here because they are THAT disgusting.
fuck you rapihna
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO POST WITH THIS CAPTCHATWO EMPTY BOXES THREE STARSBRO I SELECT THEM AND IT'S NOT COMING THROUGH
>>152925570an tranime*>>152925596tranime*
KWABPHINA>KWABPHINA
>>152925651>I wonder if there's some good trannies in saudi arabia
kenk what a bitch
>>152925410Dude I can eat like half my body weight in pintxos for american prices
>>152925656the modern zoomer can barely use the start menu without AI help
>kekinha
sorry for what I said to you raphina you a scorer
>Raphinha
RAPHINHA
what a pass>ra"ph"inha
>>152925670>tranimekys srsly
GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA
>>152925683KekSkill issue
>>152925689>>152925698??
>
jahajajajaj rapiña
christmas gift ahh goal
FALA DELE
>>152925101Sauce
Nu clasicos suck
rapephinia's asking you to apologize
>>152925728its important to jinx these things so that the gods of jinxing prove you wrong
did we saw hans's reaction?
>pajeetgo>tchouamenigger
>>152925374>medium drink>it's the size of a fucken small towerwhat's that, like 1L?
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!
>>152925716>>152925714>>152925689>>152925720Apologize
Brendan Aaronson would score 30 goals in Lel Liga
>Halal MadACK!
>Park the bus>lose Many such cases
>Rafiñayou were saying?
Negralsisters... I don't feel so good...
>>152925741lel
goal scored but everyone is busy doing captchas to celebrate
LET'S GOOOOOO VAMOS RAPHINHA THE REAL BALLON DIOR
>>152925768see*
>>152925778only if he does that in the WC later this year
Raphinha is simply the best player in the world
Those were two in a row. I'm sure Flick told them to do this
Fuck me, Lamine's vision is...
why is it in saudi anyway kinda cringe
I’m switching over
why isn't Bellendham playing?
>>152925792its impossible
barça is good guys and madrid is bad guys
>>152925777satanic gesture
>>152925800post cunny
>>152925818Stealth Camo
why is it full of pajeets at bernabeu?
The German commentator on my stream has called Lamine Yamal “Media Markt.”
Damn that girl was kind of cute, surprised she can show her face
xabi OUT
I genuinely can't understand why Xabi Alonso prefers to lose with the big names than winning with Guler. They had a 100% win rate before Bellingham and Camavinga came back. Now both play every match regardless of merits. Same with Mono since he got benched and chimped out that one time.
>>152922551
>>152925848those are two males
>Real Madrid drops the cross from their crest>Practically the home team in muslims countriesPhew
>>152925816For me it’s N
Since Xabi gonna be sacked in the siesta, this is my guy to fix this mess
>>152925812barça are just better
Halal is getting smoked, bros
just enter mbraaap
>>152925689>>152925728damn, he shut me up pretty fast
both of these teams are a bit dog shit i believe, mid table PL level
>>152925853from what I have seen guler is only good against low opposition
>>152925858As God intended inshallah
Fermín es lo que Bellingham cree que es
>>152925854Lifelong catalan fra
fucking capcha shitmadrid... the 2nd half is where it's at, right?
Someone post those three nestheads.
>>152925858the dream
>>152925889Not this season. EPL level has been quite bad.
3-0 barca, just blow full time now
>>152925884Classic Raphinha, misses some shitters but then he delivers
>>152925889kuwait the opinion
>>152925854better one
>>152925893Hard to tell, because he hadn't played in his position against a good team in the whole season. But even out of position, he was the best against Atletico when they got trashed earlier in the season and was MOTM against Juventus.
Are saudi people really that jeetified? cmon bros even Yemen is whiter than that
madrid are shit
>>152925948>this is a clasico goal in 2026coño
Halftime plans?
I would fight in the IDF against Saudis
>>152925946you agree with me though, Punposter?
>>152925963cuz no mbraap
>>152925985no
VINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>152925961Jeddah is diverse, centuries of Muslim immigration & expats
woooooooooooooooooooooowww VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI
golaço
VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI
lmaothey're so fucking shithowlmaoflicker and defenselmao
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>spanish defending
BAILA VINI BAILA
O HEXA
good goal but xabi won't like this selfishness
MONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONOMONO>MONO
fantastic goal
oh no
>prime 2024 vini is backbarcasisters...
by allah, what a goal
HOLY JESUS WHAT A GOAL
>>152925921Neither would do well, even in a bad season.
Nice goal
Why can't Mono play like that all the time?
>>152925982shower
MONOBROS...WE ARE SO BACK
post the vid of the real madrid girls
vini vidi niggi
>>152926045fertil
None of that would have happened if uncledowski could move his legs.
LELANDOWSKI
>Lewa
>>152926030Xabi spent too long in germany, he needs to remember he isnt managing germans
>Vini scores>Haters quietThats right bitches, stfu already.
>you just know all those Spanish girls in the stadium will suck Saudi cocks tonight
ukraine poster the cute girls with exposed tummys celebrating please
is kounde retarded?
LEWA
>>152926038>>152926039uh...awkward?
>LewaZzZz
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOATSKI
Kounde been getting smoked the whole game so far
>>152926045Flat bitch needs some curves.
El mono se los meó.
WHAT IS THIS NIG*ER PATHETIC DEFENSE DUDE?DIN HAUSEN CANNOT DEFEND MOTHERFUCKER
LEWANDOWSKI
>>152922551>>152922591>>152922798Nine fucking coons in an el ClassicoEl macaco. God damn this world.
QUÉ GOLAZO DE LA MONA VENITO
>>152926050
defenses are outkwabbing eachother
>>152926059?
>>152926059Yes?
>>152926059Wdym? Unc got the moves
yikes
>>152926059>uncledowskiUnc still has it.
TIK TOK MAN !!!!
Ogre again kek
I would like to use this opportunity to profess my love for Lewandowski.
>>152926097zamn zoom!
however
>>152926065crazy
>>152923785Kek nice one Huijsen, just need Asensio to get sent off now
LEWANGOALSKI
>>152925998u dont think they'd even be midtable?quite harsh.
>>152923249Human heads don’t look like this.
>>152926056haram
Madrid is so shit
didney smuggles ball into the sack
DADDYOWSKI BABY. TALK SHIT AGAIN RETARDS
HOLYYYYYY
>howsen>Tchomeni
MEME GAME
OH NO NO NO
bruh so many goals
THIS MATCH IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FLICK
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Atrocious defending by both sides you love to see it
hows that 7ft chad real signed from brentford doing this season?
>>152926065POOPA
GOATZALOOOO
HOWEVER
GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO
based retarded defenses
>>152923845Don’t. It’s awful now. It’s just fast niggers outrunning more talented players to get easy shots on goal.
>>152926101this is a comedy of a match lmao
what the
hmmmm defenders?
this game is drunk lmao
lmao
What is this fucking meme game lmao
>tfw people arent even done gloating about the last goal and next one comes in 3x
Crazy stuff happening right now
>>152926056tfw no cute Arab GF
Abueloski ha superado ya a Luis Suarez como el mejor 9 de los últimos 20 años.
>>152926059Cursed post
MEME GAME MEME GAME
>>152926167
Script writers cooked with this one
AVERAGE FLICK GAME
WTF THIS GAME ?
>the only one doing ANYTHING on defense is an attackerthank you flicker
just the right amount of semen slurping
>45+Until Madrid scores
What the fuck is this match lol
>>152926056
THIS FEELS LIKE 2010'S CLASICOS
Jihad ball
>>152922984>>152925274APOLOGIZE
>>152926216>tf>tp
PEAK GOYSLOP
>3 MINUTES OF OVERTIME>3 MINUTES OF OVERTIME>3 MINUTES OF OVERTIME>3 MINUTES OF OVERTIME>3 MINUTES OF OVERTIME
flick out?
HANDBALL! HANDBALL! THIS IS SHAMELESS. CLEAR HANDBALL!
>+3 aka until vardrid scores
now enters mbappe and guler, easy win for madrid
>>152922551and back
fucking HELL FUCK
this is an MLS game. i love it
kek, this is gonna be 3-2. We all know what's gonna happen. Already seen previous season.
Saudi Classicos always deliver
>>152926241let me reply to my own post in peace please
>>152926246>MAKE IT 8MAKE IT 8>MAKE IT 8MAKE IT 8>MAKE IT 8MAKE IT 8
Kino match
vini just saved his career btw
those 3 mintues are magic fromFCB 1 - REAL MADRID 0TO FCB 2 - REAL MADRID 2
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Until Real Madrid scores
scripted af lol
If anyone isn’t familiar, this is what all La Liga matches look like every week, including Oviedo vs. Leganés.
lamine need sto shine qnd score some goal
You will never see or hear an atmosphere like this in camp nou or bernapio
>AIDS medicine commercial full of N-words i havent seen an ad in 10 years what the fuck
>lo siento, somos los mejores, jamas tendreis el clasico
Shan't watch this plastic shit being played in the middle of the desert
How the fuck did the ref let Real Madrid get away with that handball? Barça players should have grabbed the ball and refuse to keep playing until the goal got disallowed. Fucking cheaters. The Barça players clearly accused a handball and the ref still allowed the goal. Fuck this shit.
>>152926201>>152926045WHO IS THIS SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is nobody gonna mention the absolute stinker of Sir Jude Bellingham?
WTF were Barcelona players arguing with the ref about after Gonzalo's goal?
>>152925651Thinking?Mate it’s a chimp.
Every fucking Madrid there is shenanigans in there favor. Every fucking game. 3 minutes of added time turned into 7 wtf
>>152926343>8 minutes of overtime
>stream cuts out after 44 minutes>miss three goalsfucking internet
>>152926304Oviedo sounds like... Ovejas!!! Jaja
>>152926329He's mastered the art of looking busy all game while doing nothing.
>>152926328https://www.instagram.com/gina.adams/
>>152926363jajaja
>>152926065this image is fasle and fake, la guardia civil isn't allowed in cataluña gracias a la derecha derechona del PP y jose maria aznar.
>>152926343whistle should have been blown for HT but the ref is Madridista
>>152926316>los anglosajones inventaron el miedo por eso tienen miedo a ganar la eurocopa, es tal el nivel de corrupción en su escala de valores que ya lo decía cervantes en el quijote
>>152926329It's better to keep it quiet so they start him at the wc.
>>152926393did you have a stroke
>>152926393haha pp
>>152926391>can't prone bone her because my dick isn't 10" long
>>152926391do you have pics of her asshole?
>>152926363jajajaja
>>152926428jajaja
he's a real madrid legendhe will be remembered for decades
>>152926056What the hell are these crowds? Europe is absolutely dead man. They need to stop messing with Greenland and just let us protect it from Europeans meddling and corruption. Soon it will be filled with millions of Arabs.
>>152926409rogers is ahead of him to be honest probably foden too
>>152926329What's he supposed to so with Toucha playing in defence and a 3 vs 2 in midfield?
>>152926456if youre not joking its being played in arabia
>>152926454his cock with the assist
>>152926435She's not like that
Can we haz golz?
Clearly rigged for Madrid, Mbappe will come in in the second half and get a pen
>>152926533let's switch to corinthians, there'll be plenty of goals
>>152926533whats wrong with hdmi 2, its good for playstation
either a penalty for madrid or a red card for barca or both
Why are there so many people now saying they’re autistic? Is it a trend?
>>152926651>sees a woman>immediately thinks of black penissomething wrong with your brain m8. get help
>>152926667lifestyle of internet scrolling creating autistic traits
sub her IN xabi
>>152926672She does though.Stop pretending. Start beating mudsharks.
>>152926591If a girl uses HDMI at her place, it means you’re getting cucked
guys why does it say "CONGO" on barça's subs kits
>>152926702I want to sub my xavi inside her if you know what I mean
>>152926720>didn't disagreeadmitting you're mentally broken. pathetic
>>152926675why is she measuring her thigh? is she improving her right foot?
>>152926651She's actually a virgin
>>152926591it means another guy was there with his console
>>152926667those people are attention whores, people who really have autism, doesn't know who they suffer from autism, it is really sad, those attention whoeres should be killed.
>>152926725>>152926753kek
Hurry, there's still time for another halftime slag
>>152926056What is Isco doing there?
Why won't Cloudflare resolve in the stupid Samsung browser? This is the second time it's happening.
>>152926743asians have a big thing about knowing and sharing their measurements also bloodtypes and MBTI results and other nonsense
>>152926732how can you sub a xavi inside her? also he isnt *your* xavi you know?
What’s he looking for there?
>>152926768actually, the internet is giving people autismtrue story
>>152926775whos gonna win this match?
>>152926780>Samsung browserwhy kek
>>152926788When a doctor asks you for you blood type, run away. It's a jewish doctor.
>>152926702she actually looks like a friend of mine that i would really like to shag
>>152926745Yeah I bet.>>152926672I didn’t feel the need to respond to the same bullshit I’ve heard a million times. I know what I’ve seen for the last 20 years of watching what women do when they think no one is around, who they spend their time with, and I don’t believe any of the things they tell me to my face.Honestly, I suspect you’re a slag yourself, or just a willing cuck, or a nigger trying to stop people noticing.
>>152926797Lice.
>>152926834Cuck tales
LMAOhe just whistles every time vardridian jumps on the ground
>>152926836>describing even more symptoms of schizophrenia>thinking this is helping your casecall a specialist first thing bud
Enough with the subversion mindbroken rhetoric. Watch these ngubus run fast
>>152926817it's genuinely one of the best browsers around, if not THE best.i just hope they release it for PC someday, not just for samsung laptops.
>>152926807choccy milk
this fag in yellow doesn't even try to hide it
>>152926856Cope.
>>152926850i actually already shagged her once, id like to do it again
ARBITRO CAGADO goddamn
>>152926807WHO
>soccer thread is obsessed with black dicknot sure what i expected
>>152926889the small ones do (shes 5 ft) ive already had her,we meet up every other week, trying again
FUCK
>>152926934>bbc mentioned>mutt appearslike pottery
HOLY SHIT THIS REF LMAOhe's going to start shooting goals for halal soon
quiero una novia española
Sub out Bellingham what the fuck is this retard doing
These attackers wouldn't get half the space they're getting for a shot against Arsenal.
Is Flick getting fatter?
era?
>>152926977>a european brought it up so let's blame it on americansok
>>152926934>the american is searching for black dicklike pottery
Why isn't Güler playing instead of Bellend?
>>152926889sadly im brown and we are considered lowest of the food chain over here. even chinese guys are more desired
Mbappe is warming up
>>152927022depends which brown are u a curry? even curry’s getting luck there
RAAAAAAAPH....nah
>>152926995Let's hope, but I doubt Xabi Cucklonso will sub him, because if the team plays better without him then it will be harder to justify keep starting him every game unconditionally.
>2026>30 years of age >virginany others relate? is it over?
Not sure I'll ever get over how many people just record everything with their phones, mouth agape.
>>152926807DIOS MIO
>women with hijabs>muslim chants>bunch of maniac-eyed brownsyep spain alright
>>152927016german food is shit, he's eating paella and drinking estrella damm everyday
>>152927059only nafri browns get any here
chimpout
so rigged for vardrid
>>152927090I unironically recommend hiring an escort simply to end the pressure, it'll make things easier moving forward.
rigged
>time added until they score>two reds not givenriggidrid at full force here.
OOOK OOOK OOOK
look at rapihna's face when hes pushed lmao
New?
>raphinha pushed valverde first>onyl valverde gets a yellow?
>>152927090bro i was a spastic retard in high school, dropped out my a levels n didnt speak to anyone for 7 years, got laid first time at 22,body count 4 right now (not bragging obvs) what you been doing?
>>152927059maybe with their cousin
>>152926990same, they are just less evil moroccan foids
>>152927090its not over til its overunless youre a manlet then yeah its over
>>152927090im 25, but in 5 years i will be like you
why uruguayans are such uncivilized ppl
REF JUST START FUCKING SHOOTING GOALS YOURSELF, VARDRID IS TO SHIT TO DO THAT ON THEIR OWN
new wheeeen
I started shaking when yawning as a one-man joke, but now I yawn like that all the time, send help.
>yellow card for m-m-madrid>uhhhhh b-but barca too because... JUST BECAUSE OKAY?!
>>152927090I'm almost there.
>>152927090why dont. you go to amsterdam and get your dick sucked at leastits pretty safe and inexpensive
>>152927170went to best uni in the country, very high paying job, fit but face ugly and no friends and live alone. so swings and roundabouts
this is actually a joke right now
How does Raphinha wake up in the morning knowing his fans prefer Yamal even though he's the better player
>>152927090I fucked 10 escorts last month alone, I dont even care about stds anymore, im 25
>>152927170He probably just doesn't talk to women and doesn't look good enough for them to approach him (99% of men don't look good enough for that). If you're a man and you aren't actively trying to get laid you just won't.
>>152927119>nafrisyeah with rape
>don't touch him>uh.... free kick for riggidrid
how the fuck are there so many 30 year old virgins in this threadcame here for fucking bants, whats HAPPENING
murder
>tv show the stands>99% nafrisgrim, why even hosting a football match in fucking saudi arabia
>>152927266im 25
the check cleared during halftime
Rodrygo......
>>152927266picture the average barca fan in your mindthere you go
>>152927266Feminism.
>>152927228idk just talk to girls more, like just have conversations, the slags will make themselves know, the good ones will show signs
no new thread?
>>152927285I didn't realise slaves were allowed to watch footy
>>152927295?he was whistling for vardrid since the very first minute
>>152927266I'm 55.
Koundé irreplaceable my ass.
>>152927311no
>>152927311sorry, we're all out
>>152927316fight in the falklands?
>>152927314its 10 times worse now
>>152927285jeddah is full of immigrants specially nafris and syrians
>>152927311what the fuck for? t his thread is going to be up for 2 more hours
CAN WE TALK ABOUT F O O T B A L LOOTBALLPLEASE?
anyone watching espn broadcast? why are they sucking madrid off so hard?
>>152927316BVSEDliterally made for zoomie pussy
>>152927364they're the protagonist.
>>152927364it's disney, so of course they're rooting for the black team
>>152927343where are all the ladies, football stands need some cute ladies
>>152925374>+ tax
>>152927362i think da burrs will win the owl this year :)
>>152927362youre looking for /mug/
>>152927362all i said was i wanted to shag my friend again now all the virgins are incest posting fml
>>152927362kek everyone is disassociating fron the people in the stands but it's clear to everyone that those are ethiopian rape babies
you now remember TAA
>torres inwelp, contgratulations on the win, vardrid
>>152927266I know right, what a bunch of losers LMFAO (I lost mine 2 months ago)
when does it get good
the shark is in its over for madridsissies
fede off???????????????????????
College football is much more sovl than muh soccer
>>152927424kwaboty
>>152927424Dogshit defender, but Real Madrid could really benefit from his passing.
CR7, now that was a good player
>>152927424temporal anti-aliasing? I fucking hate that shit and all the other bullshit pushed by the deferred rendering agenda
>>152927398TRUTH!
>>152927460our commentators said he complained about his lower leg muscles
I'd shag female Arda
>>152927461Dude
>vini captainPOWERFVL
>>152927310are we allowed to approach women in public?
whats up with the bleached hair
>>152927424as a scouser i don't actually hate him, he was a mega player for us in winning a prem and UCL, lad could have just been more honest in what he wanted to do tho
>>152927389
>>152927460Xabi won't sub off a black player. He is NOT racist.
Is it just me or is it incredibly easy for Ferran to become unrecognizable, just trim his hair a few millimeters, not to mention this.
Penalties incoming?
Since everyone is talking about it I will too. I'm not a virgin but I've given up on relationships. I've had a gf before, we dated for 5 years (I'm 27) and everything went hoiribly wrong at the end. I've went out on dates after the breakup but never had the motivation to keep going out, to repeat the same fucking cycle again, it's all so tiring. I noticed the only thing I want from a woman that I don't deeply love is sex, so I started going out with prostitutes. Now I really don't feel motivated at all to fall in love again and put up with another woman trying to control my life, a coworker who's much younger and kinda cute asked me out to the movie theather and I just refused, I'm 100% going to die alone, I get to fuck beautiful women every week why even bother?
not even watching the game just scrolling /sp/ and scrolling X when posts slow down
>Ferran in
>>152927527braaaaaap
just checked the brit stream why are the pundits whispering it's so weird
>>152927511there's no point? just talk to women you are around in your job, casual convs build up over time into real things, talking to women in public is for sti carries and femme boys
>>152927527vulva coming
>>152927205
>>152927528bro just focus on the football we aint reading that
>>152927389where new thread
goatois
>>152927581haram
kek soccer is such a humiliation ritual of a sport
>>152927554why would glen hoddle scream about vini jr
Courtois carrying once again
If you don't have friends, you don't get laid. I mean, you will come across as a weirdo if you are alone
RAPHINHA AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA GOATPHINHA
>RaphinhaO Hexa status?
>>152927528Okay but how big are the dongs of the working "girls" you meet with?
AH COME ON, HAUSEN, CAMAVING, TCHUAMENI TRAITORS
BRAPphinia
CAMAPINGA
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
REAL BALLON DOR WINNER
the yanks are baiting, d not satisfy them
>>152927581lad had a peak AND was caught on cameraassume this will result in some sort of whipping in saudi
>>152927581stoned
Ballon de oro to yamal
taps the sign>>152925800
lucky ass goal from lucky fc
>>152927640lmao thought the same
>>152927621Why the fuck would I got out with a man dressed as a woman? If want anal (I almost never do, pussy is much better than anal) women have anuses too.
>>152925800>>152925800>>152925800>>152925800>>152925800>>152925800
>5 goalslel liga defending
CHECK BOUNCED>CHECK BOUNCEDCHECK BOUNCED>CHECK BOUNCEDCHECK BOUNCED>CHECK BOUNCEDCHECK BOUNCED>CHECK BOUNCEDCHECK BOUNCED>CHECK BOUNCED
>>152927581how do you say "it's over" in the medieval kingdom of these bitches getting stoned to death tomorrow?
MBRAPPE IN
>>152922551jover
are you not entertained?
PHINHAAAAAAAAA
>raphinha scores
>>152927693Chill out, Ahmed.
anyone have a picture of m'bap in a fedora?
>>152927706>score while slippinggoat shit
>>152927527imagine the smell
mBRAAAAAAAP
>alaba in big 2026
>january>cooling break
fookin FINALLY i'm here literally only to watch mbrap. he'll save the day bros
>david alaba in 2026
water breaks are the wokest shit ever
>>152927090If it’s beginning to stay on your mind a lot then I’d recommend just screwing an escort. You’ll suck and it’ll be embarrassing but it’ll be something off your mind. I wouldn’t wait if I were you. Start waiting for a woman and you’ll wait forever.People don’t realise how common this is becoming these days.
>>152927775Totally forgot he was still there.
Someone predicted 3-2.
>>152926902Ok, good for you
>>152927760hot day in england to be fair
>AlabaWhat the fuck, man.
>>152927775Forgot he existed
any of you niggas baking?
>>152927528dont care nigger go to /r9k/
>>152927581SHITTED status?
>>152927509high IQ post
>>152927789i predict 5-5 then extra time
>>152927760Saudis turned the heating on.
I didn't know Alaba was still playing
>>152927822
>>152927813we are on page 3 with 15 minutes left stop being a retard
>>152927813we're still on page 3, dummy. the game will end way before the thread dies
>>152927451When we finally bring back the colour line to sports and have players who can play rather than just run fast.
>>152927851absolutely halal
>>152927803thanks lad
Few minutes left
>>152927851kek do they really
>>152927924braaaaaaaaaaaaap
>>152927760oooo look at me im a swede and its cold vee and somalins are fucking our women veee
>>152927924code?
>>152927581Subhuman urge to rape intensifies.
>>152927926muh religious sensibilities n shieet
i just don't understand how you can ref like that and no prosecutor ever cares
>>152927944GeAss
>>152927937White women are the scum of the earth.
>>152927965florentino unironically owns spain football
>lewy out>raphinia out>torres in>trashford inLMALMALMALMALMALMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOfligger is getting paid off or something?
>>152927937Did I say something that upset you?
>>152927937Women are evil
>>152927937bodied that twink
>best player in the world outnow i'm scared
>>152927944https://bunkr.cr/a/c2mMoWdZ
>mbappe in>we cannot create more chanceshmmm
>>152927998>negreira teamThe pot calling the kettle black
>>152928021sorry im norweeg and im using a proxy
since nobody is watching the game anyway, is 5km in 28:30 a good average?
no more mr. nice guy pedri
>>152928077imagine believing that hoax
Is Carreras really good or is it just tonight, against Yamal?
twink on twink violence
>>152928084i thought you couldnt post on 4chan on a proxywhat u get banned for?
Pedri is so fucking stupid it's inane
>>152925948That's AI
>>152928110
you don't need defense, trashford is going to lose the ball by himself
>pedri doing his classic move
Asencio is so much better than Cuckbarsi, surely he will be in the world cup
gwan sir rashers
I haven't paid much attention, has Rashford done anything on his loan lmao
>>152928189yes, scam
what does he do?
>>152928145>i thought you couldnt post on 4chan on a proxyYou haven't noticed the schizo who spent the last 3 years spamming pol shit under different flags? He's basically on every thread.
>>152928111He pocketed Lamine in the last game, he's not doing well today
>>152928207comer trabas
>>152928207shags trannies
What the fuck is this ref
DE JONG OUT
is he just a pretty face after all?
>>152928214He's here with a canadian flag now
>>152928207he baits red card for his enemies
He didn't even touch him wtf? AHAHAHAHAHAH rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged
kek so fucking obvious
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS GUY IS A JOKESTERAHAHAHHAHAHAHOLY FUCKWHAT A FUCKING RIG
kek wtf
RED RED RED
he got the call to make it interesting
GEEEEEEG THE REF IS DESPERATE FOR HIS CHECK
pffffft
ERA
SOVL
lol that's an absolute joke of a decision
>>152928269Nigga, he went straight into trying to injure him
>>152928274>>152928269Its a fucking deserved red retards
never a red how soft are spaniards
>+5 aka +infinity until vardrid scores
clear redbye bye
Araujo in
>red>add 5 minutes>free kick
>>152928329Based
>noooo why cant i go studs first into the shin negreira save me
>5 minutes more like 11
>araujo inIT'S OVER
Lmao that's not even a yellow
is this game being played in afghanistan or what
>Araujo inIt's going to pens
>HOWEVER
Will there be a chimpout
>>152928274>>152928269
Going for two reds? Bold move by the Fligger
SO VAN DER VEN CAN LITERALLY BREAK ISAKS LEG AND NOT GET A YELLOW, MAN GETS A FUCKING RED
>>152928393>noooo why cant i go studs first into the shina riggidrid player did it on the first half and the ref allowed it.
Real Madrid players are awful without the ball. They shouldn't be having so much trouble finding passing lanes in this stage of a match.
>>152928423rare
>rashford
>in the age of VARThis is why Spanish clown league football isn't taken seriously
>TRASHFORD
>trashford
nice shot rashford
Never change Trashfordinho
GOATFORD
>>152928145you can
KWABOTY
>>152928466Asensio got yellow card and De Jong was already had a yellow tho
>shitfordN
kwabford
KWAB
>7 meter long goal>kick the ball right in the middle where the keeper is
BRUH
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KYS RETARDDDDDD
+5 btw
What a shitshow lmaoooooo
lmao what a retard
He got that cry in the shower after the match build
+INFINITY
Madrid desperately needs better midfielders
even rigging can't save em
HAHAHAHAH WELL WHATEVER THOSE 2 LAST SHOTS WERE TOO MID, GOOD GAME IN GENERAL TO WATCH
>infinite time until madrid scores because uhh negreiraBased
mass suicide in the capital of spain
Kek
typical clasico. barca scoring on lucky deflected goals while real whiff all their big chances
These very same subhumas will cry everyday about everything being rigged against them. All mandriles should get gassed.
If you were to script the perfect thriller, how different would it look?
WTF IS THIS SHIT
who the fuck missed the last chance for madrid?
>Mbapee 90'+29 (P)
FUCK REAL NIGGERS!!!
lmfao 2ez
referee here what more can i do to make RM win?
Tchoumini is a fucking retard goodnight everyone
i cannot believe thisGonzalo >>>>>> MbappeThis shitter came in and we stopped attacking
yellow man did his bestvardrid was too retarded to camp the penal zone so he could pull a few penalties out of his butthole
Cucknaldo
Lmaooo descensio
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>>152928646KEKYPOW
Cant believe an el classico only got one thread, almost nobody cared about this mickey mouse supercup lol.
Welcome to ______
niggers lost
>MALENCIOLMAOOOOOOOO
Only players that played goodValverdeAsencioCarrerasViniciusGonzaloeverybody else should remain in Arabia
KEKYPOW People really were saying Vardid was going to be unstoppable with mbappe
Mbappe is locker room poison
>cheats>still loseslol lmao
Penalpe....
>>152928831i mean, to be fair, he played like 5 minutes and won a red card with his acting
lol total florentino defeat. negreira wins again
>VARdrid
>>152928811kek
>>152928778Second half was kind of shit with the constant stopping
so unfair man we smoked this shitters but still lost where's the AURA
LMAO Varca dogs parking the bus, fouling and killing time. This was morally our victory Madridistas. Raise your heads,we still have 15 Champions
Mcrappe played 20 minutes why is everyone seething at him but not that nig vini?
Haram Madrid
BRAAAAAAAAAP
>Endick scored
HE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUTHE'S OUT>HE'S OUT
Bellingham played all 90' after that disasterclass btwThis team is done for.
post-match thread>>152928870>>152928870>>152928870
>>152928925Exactly why Madrid lost
>tackles his leg and is already bookedNooo you can't give him a red card
I hope you barca faggots will get a slow and agonizing death.
>>152926269I told you
>>152928908lol
Its hilarious that this tournament is held in Saudia Arabia with the help of Pique.
>VARdridfags mad as FUCK
Negralsisters... it's over... millions will cope, seethe and dilate...
ESPN commentators suck dick, the ref sucks dick, real madrid still sucks dick even with the ref letting go of 2 clear reds and calling a wrongful red against Barca. Cheaters still lost, lmao. They are absolutely dog shit without referees. Extra time in both halves just to give real madrid a chance to equalize.
>>152928880I'm just making fun of Real man lets me have it...
>>152928832Dude only cares about the headlines. Comes in late when losing. If they lose it isn't his fault. If he scores and somehow win, he's a hero that played injured. Guy literally can't lose
> El Clásico> thread sank ages ago> no new threadwhy are u gay
>>152929030sp is dead, bro. One thread is usually enough these days.
>>152929030what is this weird obsession with new threads? the game is over and its on page 4you can come post here tomorrow if you like
>VARdrid buck broken
>>152928999Oh shit I close the stream. Are they throwing ice?
>>152929030captcha killed the board by filtering all the midwits
>>152929086Puta
Amazing the kind of shit Madrid players can get away with
>>152929030Nobody wants to make nee threads if Chikaner is just gonna dump his infographics folderMaybe if tranny jannies did their jobs
>>152929080I’ve only been away from match threads for a couple of months, before this match would’ve easily had 2-3 threads at minimum. Something clearly happened here.
>>152929169Not even reviewed by the var. Meanwhile de Jong got a straight red, no check needed.
>>152929169>nooo you can't give him a red card when he was already booked
>>152929169that's a yellow card. if the ref missed it, VAR can't call him up for that
see you in copa del rey fixtures anons, el PSOE is putting real madrid for free en la 1 de rtve.
>>152929169that's a red for yamal for having a leg
i take it from this thread barcelona are the eternal victims of spain?
>>152929248it was a straight red and he wasn't carded before you fucktardyou retarded vardridians will stop at nothing to change reality...
>>152929315>it was a straight redyou barcafags don't know football, it's only a redcard if it's above the ankle
>>152929356oh the irony of vardroid who can't fucking read
>>152929315Just checked, you're right. The commentator on Brazilian broadcast said he was booked.
>>152929304Did you even watch the match goat fucker?
>>152929304Real Madrid is the most popular team in most of Spain, including many cities with their own teams.As a consequence, the majority of Spanish refs are Madrid fans.It's always been like this.So yes, actually.
>South Americans without football or roots watch two teams castrated by Islamic customsAGUANTE BOQUITA Y AGUANTE EL ANIME
>>152929422ice is coming for you
kek floren dick riders actually thought they were gonna do something
>>152929491I'm a white American citizen. I can probably just report you to your local police and have you arrested for posting here faggot. Get fucked by another paki
>laportadisgusting
>>152929534sure you are
>>152929480You can't call someone else castrated while watching anime.
Any chimpouts? I was watching Bills vs Jags
>>152929615A minor one leading to shoving and two yellows.
New CBOne of the two french midfielders needs to go and get another midfielderand one of the macacos needs to go to either get a CF or an actual RW
>>152929615>>152927331
>>152929609YA TE VI GALLINA PUTA
>>152924818since I mastered the captcha I got a degree in women's studies
>>152928908holy BASED
>>152928908
