Mark Selby v Xiao Guodong: Sun 11 Jan 19:00Mark J Williams v Mark Allen: Mon 12 Jan 13:00Zhao Xintong v Gary Wilson: Mon 12 Jan 19:00Kyren Wilson v Si Jiahui: Tue 13 Jan 13:00John Higgins v Barry Hawkins: Tue 13 Jan 19:00Judd Trump v Ding Junhui: Wed 14 Jan 13:00Neil Robertson v Chris Wakelin: Wed 14 Jan 19:00>Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Streams: just ask :)>Previous thread: >>152702467
>>152922640When is Ronnie playing?
>>152922664Looking after his mental elf innit.
First for square snooker tables in space
>>152922640>babby lelby
I hear there's rumours on the internets.
>>152922877We're watching with the same view as the snooker gods.
Anime.This was /147/ two hours ago, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>152922956Did a quick check for you.. there's nothing to be heard on the grapevine.
>>152922956Rumours about what, anon? Share with the class.
>>152922956
>>152922959I call this the 'Willie's-eye view'
>relegated to BBC 4 for the evening matchLol
>>152923236that Ronald is to switch to the heyball
>no women in the masterswhat gives??
GWAN SELBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the jesting has begun and the match hasn't even started
>slapped on the back by Rob WalkerYeah it's over for Xiao
ROB FUCKING WALKER
GO ON THE JESTER
It's Xiaover
F L U K E
>Rob Talker
Just heard that Vikki has been spotted arriving at Gnelf's house...
>>152923942I call it the Jap's eye view
>>152925301>Gnelf >living in a houseThat's how I know this didn't happen
S E E M A
no Dongtury but he's settled nevertheless
>>152925375
>Davis says Guodong's in the form of his life >misses straight after evry tiem lel
Can tell you how happy I am shorn is out first matchGunna be a great year of snooker lads I can feel it
DamnDong nice snooker
Counter-zest.
Self-zest.
Comfy thread
>lelby
>>152926622
>NFLchannel 5 flashbacks
dat red
>>152927049Rob Walker > Dermot O'Leary
>>152927185dat red (bad)
>>152927163
Midul bros...
Very tasteful Seema cleavage. Abi could never...
earlier, when one of the players (selby one me thinks) held the cue across the able, it had a visible kink.wasn't a fan of those flat angles in the china/saudi games, but this one takes the piss
>>152927597
>0-4Cheers, Bozena's crying
>>152927784the beeb has no moneys for production value, plz unnastand.
Only one more and we're settled, Selbros, no need to panic.
>>152928063beeb used to get monies from usaid but donald cut it
>>152928164>tfw he doesn't get (one)
GWAN SELB
is there a webm of Selby making a pot (perhaps a fluke?) and then reacting in a really exaggerated shocked fashion? I can't find it in my collection
Just tuned in>0-4wtf
>no spit-shineman refs can't compete
>>152928821He's getting his meme round one exit in a triple crown event out of the way here instead of the worlds this year
>>152928626Found it.
selbo
>>152929079top kek, thank you my fellow zest appreciator
>>152929079that is a mental fluke tbf
>>152929079looks as if ballrun was getting all the flukes then Mark Selby, got one
Lol it banana'd.
dat lemon to lime
Zettled with a Zestury
>dat curve ballfugg
S E T T L E DC E N T U R YNow I'm no longer in doubt that in the morning I'll wake up to good news. (Since I like Xiao too.)>>152929235Bing had a couple of similar flukes in the same match.>>152929296I'm pretty sure that was Selby's point exactly.
>it's the "Selby is losing, suddenly wins a couple of frames, then loses the match" episodeNot falling for it this time. Fortunately, as far as I'm concerned Xiao can even win the title.>>152929489It looks like he's drinking from a bottle and holding another one in his right hand.
No doubletury? :(>>152929826>as far as I'm concerned Xiao can even win the title.Beating the Boy in the final of course
>>152929826Whatever he's doing has impressed Seema no end.
these long pots aint shit to da jester
>that blue
this match is negatively affecting my mental gnelf
D O N G T U R Y
>dat miss
>>152930413Yuan Sijun's let himself go
>>152930484>long reds: ez >blue and black off the spot: panik
>mark selby, one
>rpmmie pulls out>shorn loses<-----YOU ARE HERE, AT POINT C ON THE ATTACHED DIAGRAM>lelby plays like shit>jodd wins the masters
>>152930657>Judd wins the masters, beating Chris Wakelin in the final*
At least one Chinese player is guaranteed to be in the semi-final.
>>152930657>mfw i realise morph will now be on comms
>>152930413
FILTHY RED
what is this frame?
>>152926290>>152931002chuckle brothers frame. to me to you to me to you.
OH NO NO NO NO
Z'est Fini
RIP Zester
>>152930657The pendulum is getting faster. Murphy and Selby both out in the same day. We’ll have to rename it the metronome at this rate.
Can’t watch the snooker anymore. Am seething.
>no gwannie>no zest>only young chinese matchfixersNot being racist just don't like 'em
>>152931331
>>152931331Well, it’s ended. But don’t seethe too hard; it’ll be on again tomorrow with two more matches!
>>152931426
>>152931562Dennis Taylor's YC lovechild
>>152931426>Ronnie and Selby can't beat opponents that are TRYING to lose
absolute Engrish annihilation
>>152932347I rated Mark Allen for years, but he has a tendency to choke, and hard. So I will put my money on Mark Williams, who, like Alisha says, just always wins despite looking like he’s only playing after he heard about the tournament in the pub next door.
>>152932347Thanks Alisha, very cool!
