#6 SF @ #3 PHIKickoff: 4:30 ET / 1:30 PTChannel: FOX
i'm so fucking nervous
>>152927602Shart Turdy is due to piss the bed.
>>152927602Why?The niners are shit and are going to lose.
fuck the packers
>>152927692This, it would have been nice for my niners to pummel them again.
what the FUCK is wrong with philly?
shit teams. the real NFCS will be rams/hawks next week since the eagles and bears have no chance against either team anyways
>>152927575oh nice a match of two of the biggest Super Bowl losers
>lane johnson is OUTwell, gg 49ers it's over hopefully patullo gets fired
>>152927753
>>152927575 >iggles at -6Why do the Jews really think this schizo offense would lead by this much?
Streaming playoffs for anons. VC open.https://discord.gg/mahomes4kwaboty
Whoever wins this gets a second round bye against the burrs and is automatically in the NFCC, right?
>>152927959yea I genuinely have no idea wtf that line isI'm shocked the eagles are favored by any more than 2.5
PUTO MEXICO
>>152927602Don't be, as bad as your offense is our defense is lining up door dash drivers as the front 7
good guys? bad guys?
Let's just get this shit over with
FUARK wish we had this bong box in the states bros. What the fuck am I supposed to feast on during the game?
Is this the game of the week? Don't watch football
Im starting to think the Catbowl might not happen
>ITT
Shit teams.
I shant be watching, sorry
why does josh allen have brown eyes
GET IT ON
Wanna hear something about the national football league that most people don’t know? The female referees….yeah. Before each and every game they suck and slurp the cocks of the quarterbacks from each team for 5-10 minutes. The team with the qb that has the better tasting cock and pumps out the biggest load of trouser gravy wins the favor of the refs and usually wins the game. Pretty cool, huh?
>>152928914why?
who here /druk/?WHAT A LIFE
Jags are who we thought they were
Josh Allen is the highest IQ quarterback and is also built like a semi truck
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMFly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!Fight, Eagles fight!Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!Hit 'em low!Hit 'em high!And watch our Eagles fly!Fly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!E A G L E SAGLESE A G L E S
>>152927575Fuck Philly
Who here rooting for a meteor/sink hole/terrorist attack?
>>152928888Game of the week was last night
>>152927602dont forget the old spice
white qb bros...
>>152928848>>152928876Stupid frog posters
cmon 9ers. brock the cock revenge tour
>Switch 2 fully charged>Grilled cheese in the microwave>Wife on vacation in Jamaica (just sent me a snap of her in a gangbang with 3 hung blacks)>My Eagles about to play their first playoff gameCan life get any better?
BROCK PURDY LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON FRIEND SHEEN
The good guys have lost every game so far.... Let's hope these good ol boy iggles can put a stop to those commie 9ers and save the playoffs
This is definitely the Game of the Week. Does Brady wear one glove?
>joe decamara on FoxSHUT HIS HOLE
>>152929034Jalen Hurts looks like a monkey
What kind of toxic sludge do they dump into the schuylkill river to create the angry disfigured mongrels known as Philly fans?
>>152929004Better than the two QBs that play today. Well the QB. The other one is a RB retarded.
>>152928210if niners win they have to go against the hawks next round
>chimpywhiners>already chimpingsoon they'll be whining too
>fudgepackers dead>Tony khan deadGood wild card weekend for me
>>152929058this broad again
>Big Dom
Not feeling great, niner gang....
>>152929058fake ass fake tits shitty genetics
Why does no one like the 49ers? They're like the least offensive team on that half of the continent and Brock Purdy is a perfectly respectable QB. They're literally the good guys.
>shitty, stale bread>thin, select-grade "beef" cooked to shit and unseasoned>soggy veggies that not even a bum would eat>plastic, fake cheese-product smothered all overYeah. Nice "sandwich" you fucking philly phaggots
>>152927651Brock is 4-2 in the playoffs. The first loss was when he got injured in the first quarter of the NFCG and the 2nd was an overtime loss in the super bowl. He has never shit the bed in the postseason
>>152929078why would you say that about a white man?
*taps the sign*
Neither of these teams will win a game past this one
These fagners are such fake tough guys lmao
go birds
>>152929058HOLY FUCK IS THAT NIKKI GLAZER
The only thing wrong with women with faketits is that they usually don't go big enough
If Jalen Carter died in a car crash, an angel would get its wings
Ready for the big game??
>>152929122It'll be fine bro, it's not the same Eagles who won the SB last year.
>>152927692They fucked themselves
>>152927880>1933antifascist bros...
how many tonight?
don't care who wins the super bowl now, the faguars are eliminated, job done
>>152929124Based natural enjoyer. no idea how people either can't spot fake shit or just don't care. It's unattractive not only physically but exposes a very offputting personality
bears will booty blast either of these teams
>>152929058How much money did the guy who bought her and the boat spend just to get a 6\10 with diamond hard saline implants on her ass and small tits.
>>1529291309ers have a massive fanbase and people don’t like that. They have crushed playoff dreams of many many teams over the years. Eagles fans don’t like them because they would prefer they were the honorary team of homosexuals and are jealous that goes to the 9ers since they’re in SF.
Purdy finna gonna win the owl
TAKING BETS NOW:OVER/UNDER 11.5 EGGS THROWN AT PATULLO'S HOUSE IF THE EAGLES LOSE
>>152929193really a consolation prize against my boys'
>>152927575Good to see both fanbases feel like shit about this game, either going to be a kino game or an absolute slurper.
>>152929207I feel like some other simp was on the hook for all plastic work, and the she dumped him, and upgraded to the dude with the boat
I don't understand how people enjoy day drinking. How is getting sloppy drunk at 4 in the afternoon fun?
Big DumbFailin SquirtsGayquon FartleyAJ Brown
This nicca Boyar Nelag wants me to give him 6 Vaegir Knights LMAO!
I'm watching America Says until kickoff. Can't stand pregame shows anymore.
Vic Fangio has the faith of this game in his hands. I think we lose like 13-10 desu, i really hate Fagtullo so much
Last night I watched Predator Badlands and it was a shit film for retarded children. Do not - I repeat - do not watch it.
Is this game even worth watching properly or should I just put it on my second monitor while playing Skyrim?
>>152929165It's Jay Glazer I think
Will the /gif/ troons be raiding the gamethread?
>>152929244If you have the next day off it is fun.
Another game with obvious good guys. Let's see if it turns out the same.
>>152928883looks like decent drunk sloppa but you just know it's overpriced
>>152929264be glad it's not a jarl asking for 6 huscarls
>>152929188Toxins still have to blow it but that’s a foregone conclusion
>>152929284Let's hope
I think the ‘gles are winning back to back super owls even though they’re not that good this year
Shit teams
>>152929024link to video please
>>152929280Depends if 9ers defense shows up. You’ll find out quickly.
I'm closing down my other thread tabs. Please don't respond to anything I posted in the last game threads anymore.
>>152929312>uppity NFC north tardsthat usually ends well
the philadelphia eaglesthe san francisco forty-niners
>>152929280it's 2026, why are you playing a game from 20 years ago?
that was hilarious
Erin Andrews is wearing a whole zoo
>>152929340>bro it's NEW so that means its GOODgood consoomer
I'm sad we don't get to see a Cowboys meltdown this year
bills win which means bitchknees lost
Erin Andrew's looks like a tranny this bitch needs to retire
>>152929244how is it any different than getting drunk at 8 at night?
>>152929358the whole year was a meltdown
If patrick were in the playoffs, the bills would get destroyed
>>152929280>SkyrimNo. Play a real game.
>>152929340>please buy Black Ops 7lollmao even
>>152929278You don't like the power of friendship in your alien kino?
>>152927602This is the least nervous I've been for a playoff game because I know we're losing and we're just playing with house money
>Erin Andrews
>>152929340I'm set in my ways
>>152929244passing out at 7 pm is awesome honestly. i wake up feeling like a brand new person
>>152929376you must not know who Kevin Patullo is
It’s gonna end 24-20 eagles I’m willing to bet since that’s the pattern going on with these games so far and is also very believable for how these two teams have been playing
>>152929376Even if they embarrass the Eagles they won’t make it past next week
>>152929139Good day for him to shit the bed in the postseason then
aaron edwards is my gen x husband
>>152927575Which team shall win the favor of Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix?
>Erin is dressed as the bear and the eagleWhat is she trying to tell us?
>>152929280there were anons whining calling yesterday's games snoozefests at the startand look how those games ended up turning out
jesus christ those erin andrews legs
Erin is still unbelievably hot
>>152929376This isn't the Eagles of the last couple years, niners will cook them.
>>152928935I hate both teams
>>152929369based. look up wayward realms if you havent heard of it anon.
Damn Erin looking kinda cute in this interview
>>152929376You will change your mind when you see the offense do the same 3 snaps 3 times in a row.
Damn, Erin is looking sexy in that green skirt
didnt ask for your input bitchknees
>>152929429sounds like a good reason to watchregardless of what happens, you win
OC, hope you enjoy it
the NFC can suck my balls
Completely prepared for this game.
>>152929374No not really.Fucking stupid cgi video game animals everywhere
do i have time to make a lil sandwich before kickoff?
>>152929280damn maybe i should start a skyrim playthrough today
>they text each other>they play chess with each other
>>152929449We only win if the meteor hits the stadium.
>>152929459>slopshit>"content"yeah nah
>windy gameOH yeah we getting missed kicks
>16 minutes to kickoffwhat the fuck I thought this shit started at 4:30
This game is going to be absolute slop isn't it
>>152929469
My gf said she hooked up with cooper dejean when she went to Iowa
>>152929486
>>152929494>worst offense to reach the playoffsyeah
>>152929402This. Even if we win, my Niners will get blown out eventually. I've accepted my fate. Just enjoying the ride
>>152929487Please don't spam the board with ninja images kthxbye
post naked or near-naked women or perhaps ai deepnudes of erin andrews
>>152929463Cool cat
>>152929411why the fuck are you here lmao
>>152929487Nah, this game will have the most FGs in these wild card games.
>>152929481Chess is a terrible fucking game. Never ever get into opening theory. There's no coming back.
we feastin windchads
LeSean McCoy was a dawg.
>>152929514that's not until tomorrow night
last digit is how many TDs Purdy throws tonight
>>152929469Tendies only
>>152929503Why are you not in jail right now for domestic battery?
>>152929340>it's 2026, why are you playing a game from 20 years ago?lol point and laugh at this loser who doesnt still play Age of Empires 2
How do us 12s feel about this game? Personally I want to see all NFC west teams fed to us in succession. It's a good division, but it could be an all time division.
>>152929540lmao
>>152929481Who? And what are they rated?
>>152929540kek
>>152929516She knows she's in a public setting outside and not in a strip club, right?
>>152929482in that case both teams would die and therefore losekek you guys are not ready for Patullo, unless you are the Raiders any team has a chance vs the Eagles
>>152929483powerful...
>>152929540CMac game confirmed
I want a chicken sandwich right now
screencaps of EA legs?
>>152929431Added to the wishlist. Thanks, friend.
>>152929540
>game starts at 4:30>14 minutes to kickoffFUCK YOU FOX START THE FOOKIN GAME
>>152927753It's called real passion, califags wouldn't get it.
Will the Steelers survive the Texans?
I'd like to credit the anon who in an earlier thread called Christian McCaffrey "Hitler's wet dream" because it made me laugh.
>>152929540Oh no!
>>152929540>Rock Turdy
I'm nervous I know we don't belong but I don't want it to end
>>152929559>in that case both teams would die and therefore loseThat's the dream.
I want to doordash sushi but it's so expensive
>eagles either lose in wildcard or make superbowl>49ers either don't make it or make superbowlthe winner of this game goes to the owl
>>152929565With mustard.
>>152929540thank you for the serbian magic
Nick Wright hatebowl
>>152929540last digit is how many foombles Purdy has tonight
>>152929523He probably got banned from /tv/
>>152929540F
>>152929600made this mistake the day after new years. showed up extremely late and slimy
eww fanduel
OH LAWD DEY CHIMPIN ALREADY
Can't believe Terry just dropped a hard R
>>152929540The twist is that it's because he gets a season ending injury on the first play of the game.
Cowboys would run the table if they had a semi decent running back and secondary
i cant believe bradshaw just used the hard r like that
do i want a chicken bacon ranch pizza or a bbq bacon green pepper pizza
>>152929641As a 9ers fan, I fucking hate this guy
>>152929641I just want to see more of his latina wife's phat ass
>>152929628Based
>>152929670bacon on pizza is always a waste in my book
>>152929641That's unironically how the left treats illegal immigrants. No wonder they're coming here by the tens of millions.Fly Eagles Fly!
What channel is the game on?
>>152929641>Ywn have a big booty wife to support your football autismWhy even live?
I missed jags bills but at least I get to watch this :D hello everyone
>>152929676really? that BBL shit does nothing for me
Tyranny game without the y
>>152929670I’m not into bbq on pizza, pineapple tho
>>152929687
>>152929681The fuck is wrong with you?
>>152929709Cute dog
>>152929695>tf>tp
>>152927575BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Jones spotted at the Linc wearing an Eagles hat.
>>152929712they always sprinkle like bacon bits on and it always sucksjust get sausage so you actually get some meat
>>152929712He's right. Pepperoni is functionally superior.
Who would win between a real eagle and a real gold miner?
oh god it's tom bardy
>>152929718bro im too stoned for you to post shit like this
I'm cheering for whoever Brady tells me to
Eagles are the good guys. Cheer how you wish based on this info.
>>152929718Wow can’t believe he let himself be photographed like that
I want to cuddle. I am cuddle starved
>3 beers deep>still 2 games to goLife is good bros
+1000 izzat saar
>>152929695Good Morning Saars
>>152929641this is why jews love to import unlimited browns
Blacked and blackedraw has always been shit interracial porn, dogfart, Jules jordan, freakmob and evasive angel clears
>>152929228he is a superbowl champion btw
Does Fox do good graphics like cbs?
I'd rather have Jason Witten in the booth over Tom Brady
Do we think 9ers win this one if their D starters were healthy and Pearsal and Aiyuk were in?
There's something so plastic fake about Brady in the booth. When he smiles especially. I mean they're all that way but somehow he is worse.
>>152929670Buy a real pizza fag. Motherfucker thinks he wolfgang puck
>>152929731He's definitely gonna root for the Niners. He grew up a Niners fan and he's still triggered about the Eagles disrupting his threepeat.
>Tom BradyEagles biggest fan
>>152929709Mozilla?
Best case scenario is a meteor strike. Second is a hospital bowl where both teams get injured and the bittersweet realization that at least one of these teams is getting eliminated.
>>152929734You know, I'm something of a QB myself
man, tom brady is beautiful
Brady reminds me of jeff winger from community, like the literal character.
>>152929751Yes, easy
gents, i need fiber. but how.
i really thought when deebo left the 49ers would stop acting like niggersi guess i was wrong
Brady and john cena both have the most fake and crafted public persona
>>152929736Cuddle THIS.
>>152929755his face is so bogged he looks like a mannequin
>>152929771Oh man he does
>>152929768Im beautiful too… you could throw a compliment my way every once in awhile :(
tard fans
>>152929670How about some butternut squash with some grilled fish and asparagus? Why do mutts eat like they have free healthcare
>>152929730AIslop would be so unsettling to see while tripping, kinda glad i quit doing psychedelics now
>>152927602Why
WE DEM BIRDZ
>>152929780carrots
>>152929340I haven't played a new game since covid
>>152929780shredded wheat
>>152929670chicken bacon ranch obviously
>>152929780oats
>>152929798Most friendly Philly tailgate
>>152929800Interesting pizza
>>152929743
>>152929766
>>152929797Can't you just go shopping or something, Janet.
>>152929813And apples
>>152929800GAY
>>152929798you never got drunk and fought with your bros?have you never lived?or are you a fag/zoomer who hates any confrontationI'll bet immediately after that they went and had a beer together
>>152929780Fresh pine sawdust
>>152927687>>152929809The Eagles offense is sketchy as fuck. Defense is good though, will probably be a low score game.
>>152929340I mostly play left 4 dead 2 and vermintide 2
49ers - RepublicansEagles - Democrats
To think a city known for steep inclines and gay people produced a stronger football team than a city known for violent crime and Eminem
Post birbs
>>152929798One has some skill, the other has some strength
>>152929780prunes
>me arriving to the gamethread
>>152929358They’ll go 14-3 or 11-6 and meltdown next year anon don’t worry
are meds white?
>>152929851
>>152929800log off, mom
>>152929848>eminem
Start the fucking game.
Get ready for Hurts and Patullo to rack up 6-10 points on you whiners! I doubt you'll bet more than 24! Go Birds!
>>152929340Jagged Alliance 2 is the best game and I play through it once a year
>>152929829I SEE HOW YOU LOOK AT THE OTHER, YOUNGER WIVES DOWN AT THE POOL!!
>>152929868mine are orange
STAHRT TEH FOOOOKIN GAEM
>>152929851>bullfinch>bullWhere do you think my mind went? I hate my fucking life
>>152929838>you never got drunk and fought with your bros?If I fought with someone when drunk, they werent my friends.We would get drunk and drive around backroads for hours and hours.
>>152929869idiot
>>152929340i played multiple video games todaynone of which are from the past decadesometimes newer doesn't mean bettergraphics do not equal qualityi mean, it's kind of universally accepted the country fell apart in the late 20 teenswhy play things made after that, that have (((quotas))) and other forms of "enrichment"
>>152929868Yes, they unironically have closer ties to Agartha than any anglo mutt could fathom
>game about to start>need to take a shit
>>152929821i hate oats but i am willing to do what needs to be done
>>152929407Good day to rake leafs
It’s utterly tragic that Erin Andrews has never sat on my face.
Its like the parachute we had in gym class
>4:30why are they like this
Luv me some erin andrews
EA looking like a Final Fantasy villain
what deliveryslop are you having for the game?
Do you think youre better off alone?Talk to me, talk to me
Why did they do it brehs
>American start times
i just ate half a pizza and a bunch of hi-chew and now im sleepy and might not make it through the game
>>152929902>take a 10 min shit>apparently the teams have already scored 7 goals each
>>152929887Suboxone?
>>152929898i wish you had gotten a dui and locked away with a bunch of niggers since you clearly reason like one
>>152928017Toes
SCORE PREDICTIONS?
>>152929800No thanks, fag.
Tom Rinaldi looks like a bond villain
>>152929914Very antisemetic post
>>152929930still fuckin bangs
Sideline reporters should be women
Fuck the eagles dirty ass team
>>152929845Wrong!
>>152929931went from soulless to soulless
>>152929910Just drill a peephole in her hotel room
>>152929900nigga you are watching shit that has end racism painted in the endzone
>>152929910Seek Christ
>>152929934based kruker
>>152929897>Where do you think my mind went?
>>152929923I've never ordered deliveryslop, too poor.
>>152929838every friend group had that one guy who couldn't handle alcohol and always started shit and drama but they are usually silently excluded from the group eventually
>>152929900Fucking zoomer
>>152929942Erin Andrews looks like Cruella
>>152929911Kek
>>152929923I got a jersey mikes chipotle cheesesteak
I still haven't watched Rocky
>>15292994013-24 Niners I'm an Eagles fan
>>152929905you can try making some sort of shake in a blender. add some flavored protein powder and some other stuff
>>152929943
>>152929910I just want her to step on my face. that's all i need in life.
>>152929935good thing there are ad breaks every 2 minutes kek
>>152929960makes me think of boobs
>>152929938I dont live near any black people at all, and there are only 10 cops in town. They dont give people DUIs, especially since you were 20 miles away from anyone or anything
>>152929947Agree, they should stay on the sidelines not inside a referee jersey
AND SO IT BEGINS
>>15292994013-24 EaglesI'm an Niners fan
>>152929960It's him, it's the Seahawk.
>>152929911DeKaylin, he.
>>152929931same reason all wendys, taco bells, mcds and burger kings have the same exact architecture nowuniqueness equals soul, and the powers that be don't want us to be happy
Why are the 49ers such heavy underdogs?
damn the game just started and i already finished my sandwiches
12bros do we care who wins this game?
brock int first play
Holy shit, the Eagles went through that Niners line like butter.
The game was supposed to start 13 minutes ago.
FLYING HIGH NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152929923I bought a Costco Hot Dog and Pepperoni Pizza.
>>152929999I genuinely don't know, injuries I guess?
I need to eagles to win for this weekend to be perfect for me. I just got back from magfest now I'm ready to see my birds win
My Packers would blow a huge lead, and choke against both these shit teams
>>152929843>vermintide 2fun
HERE WE GO
>gigglesIt's jover
>>152930006this post aged poorly
UH OH
YAC GOD
>>152929999shit defense, lots of injuries, getting mentally dominated by Seattle
Eagles bros....It's already over, isn't it?
nice defense there
eagles' secondary exposed already lol
>niggles
>>152929923You have food at home.
>>152929923Just got some nasty ass pizza hut delivered, time for a playoff football waking coma
LET'S GO
Crazy that this sport has just become:>Wait to see who the reffies are going to back THIS game
>2 plays in and already more offense than the entire game against seattlejesus how bad are the eagles?
>eaglels
>"""All Pro""" Quinyon Mitchell
uh oh
eagles are overconfident
PHILTHY KEK KEK
JINGLE JANGLE
I hope the winner suffers as many injuries as possibleA Nuke should hit the game and all of the bad actors go away, would be paradise
>>152929923I am eating leftover ribs from yesterday's smoke.>holy fuck robinson
Both cities have a well-known sitcom from the 90s set in them. So did you like Fresh Prince and/or Full House, guys? They both sucked but in charming ways
Suck my dick, eagles
>shiggles
>egirls
49ers offense: All systems functional and at maximum efficiency.
#27 Mitchell for the iggles quit on that long play
white RBs!!
>all week long people were saying the eagles defense would carry the team>this happens
Hurts could literally never make that pass
Walk in the kitchen to get a drink, games over already
jesus christ cmc
How long before the fans start throwing batteries
Man we already blew it
He ate Mitchell's ass
>>152929923
>>152930063Fresh Prince wasn't set in Philly retard
well might as well wrap this up now
>>152930075Hurts can't make any pass
Fangio needs a drive or two to adjusthe's not the coordinator I'm worried about
dat yt boi got hops
>iggles
probably better if you put a tackle in at some point there
>>152930061>t. lifelong Rams fan since 2021
How fat is this board Jesus Christ
>WOOHOOHOO
>>152929923Ordering pizza after the game
>>152929540ALREADY WRONG
mitchell got absolutely fucked on that entire drive
>>152930082They will start with boring play calls and a boring 3 and out and the bos will come out
Its over for the iggles
>>152930068america is doomed
I found my subwoofer. It was lost in my hoarder house
TUDDYIGGLES IN THE MUD
>>152929923feels like a hot dog night
>>152930085that seems like a fairly small amount of food for an average sized person I'd say
>>152929923I'm having Thanksgiving leftovers
>>152930085That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast- food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>152930092I miss him so much, the dude is so good, I firmly believe his defense can carry to the owl.
>>152930103My right foot was literally amputated
>>152930103americans are all fat
CRY EAGLES CRY
>>152930110I'm picking up wingstop
maybe next year, eagles
>>152929923I'm gonna go pick up some BBQ.
jesus christ lol
hell fucking yesnow it's the iggles cutting through 9ers defense like a hot knife through butter
BIGCOCKBROCK
>>152930132most iggles fans think this>win: yay>lose: patullo is outit's a win win
it's OVER the eagles are FINISHED
Purdy fellas.
Is the green team the Jets?
I want to see Philly fans start chimping out so bad
>yesterday: panthers have a big lead and fall asleep in the second half and lose>yesterday: packers have a big lead and fall asleep in the second half and lose>today: jaguars have a big lead and fall asleep in the second half and lose>today: 49ers have a big lead
>>152929923Wendy's Biggie Bag.
>oh no I have to call plays without a lead
i want to drink the tide mom's piss
>>152930103He's pretty large, yeah. I overfeed him because he cries.
BANG BANG
Eaglestrannies...
>mitchell torched on every single completionthis bum got gassed up with that phony all pro selection
Your all pro corner, sir
i don’t think the eagles are very good
>>152930127ive noticed this
>>152929923I just ate scrambled eggs and sausage in a burrito wrap with some cheese.
>iggles getting btfo by cock turdy and gonna give us a 2nd round bye
oh shit we might do it
>>152930144>EAGLE AUTISM
FOR WHOM THE BELLLLL TOLLLLLLLLLLSSTIME MARCHES ONNNNNNNNN!!!
>>152930154
>>152930144based brit bong
>rely on defense>defense hits the bedTime for the Italian duo to cook kek
quinyon mitchell is an outside release baby
wait, is this game already over?
mitchell.... mitchell.... mitchell....
Check just came in. 9ers, prepare your anuses.
>Throwing at Quinyon Mitchell 3 times on the first drive and going 3/3 with a TDThat's a bold strategy Cotton.
>>152929951The most inauthentic politician of our time. Does anybody know who she really is? Not even she does.Come on Igs!
>>152930152Bro.
>>152930103>hes too poor for takeoutThis nigga eatin lentils
Pack it up iggles
>>152930161I'm frankly still shocked they made it to the playoffs at all this year.
>>152930100Lol yeah. He admitted that his entire family are 49ers, Raiders and Cowboys fans and he became a Rams fan because he's the black sheep of the family
Chat what was that rock song playing before the commercial actually sounded cool even though rock sucks.
A value meal at McDonalds is now $8
this is EXACTLY how 49ers play every game. why are you confused faggio??
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>>152930148>1 TD>big leadCome on now. 49ers defense will give up a TD on the next possession.
>>152930150He's actually worse when they have a lead, no?
This game is so fucking over. The ONLY chance the Eagles had was for their defense to completely dominate and bail out the offense (like every game they've played against top 28 teams). BEST case scenario this offense scores 13 points.
>>152929923Chimichanga
iggles really don't belong in the playoffs
>it Mitchell gets btfo episode It over
q has been exposed. he better buckle down and set a tone. go birds
Boyish QT3.14 in that Tide commercial.
>>152930183ME AND MY FELLOW EAGLES BRO DID THIS LAST NIGHT
>>152930159The white guys make sure he only has to play outside and 49ers figured his gimmick out
>>152930185well i do
>>152930103how fat is this cock?
>>152930162What are you eating today?Curry or Wonton Soup?
Hang in there birdbros
>>152930190Cat scratch fever by Ted nugent
>>152930195Cope
Why does it feel like this is over already
>igglesShit teams anywayAlso,>"a medium soft drink">puts a gallon of soda in a cupHello? Supersize Me era is already over?
IT TAKES ALL OF US
>>152930148Panturds led by 4 for total of 5 minutes in the 4th quarter
>>152930192Some games the system will malfunction and Turdy will throw 3+ picks.
>>152930085how many calories is that unironically?like 8k?
>>152930201Didn't they lose to the fuckin Giants? Joke ass team
>>152930131I had some chicken and mashed potatoes. Also drinking whiskey furthering my drinking problem. Not because of the game but work slowed down and now I cant find a new job.
>>152930201of course they do. will go they go anywhere? probably not
>>152930191That is cheap compared to here
>>152930214You just know it smells crazy in there
>>152930132I've been out since they blew it against the cowboys. no good teams does that, and they haven't looked good all year. getting butt blasted by a hot team with a good coach is not surprising.
Have you guys not watched all the other games? Read the script. One team goes up big and then blows it in the second half.
>>152930168>lost to both of them>freeyep that's 3rd most popular team in the city math
>>152930220END RACISM
>>152930144epps was kinda ass there. maybe q was relying on him for help over top middle. FUCK
>>152930183Pretty forest background.
>>152930148the jags lead by at most 4 for 30s
>>152930192these guys dont actually do anything right? head coach, offensive/defensive coordinators are the only ones who do anything and the rest is just fake jobs for their "posse"
Friendly reminder that we don't need a new thread until we reach the 300 image limit
ELGSES SUCK
3 and out incoming 100%
>>152930256Shut up fag
>>152930103One of Jesus Christ's documented miracles was multiplying bread and fish so that his followers can stuff their face during Playoffs weekends.
>filthy
>>152930194>no Eagles fan has gone and burglarized his house or worse yetSoft generation
>>152930224No way, 3k at most, 2.5 is the sodas are diet
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And there it is
>letting saquon get goingoh fuck
The Niggles don't deserve anything ever.
BIG HOLE
>>152930256The new threads are necessary to make soccerfags seethe about us because we bump their gay threads off the board.It's not about efficiency, it's about sending a message.
>>152930268you smell like poop
>doesn't bother securing the edgeNinerbros...
SAQUON UP THE MIDDLESAQUON UP THE MIDDLEAJ BROWN DEEP BALLPUNT
>>152930228Damn. Im sober for 8 years now.
>>152930262it was a metaphor on being kind and sharing with your neighbours and family you knob
>matt pryor playingFUCK FUCK FUCK
>49ers D in charge of stopping the opposition
>>152930115yeah, its over. the founders didn't envision trash when they said all men are created equal. Why did Seyquon stay healthy for Eagles but not Giants?
>>152930285it's depressing. stop
Defeating the Robert Saleh defense is usually just running the ball.
ay jay brown
This is gonna be one of those shitty 45-41shootout games
FLY EAGLES FLYSUPERBOWL HERE WE COMEWE SHALL BEAT THE NINERSSAQUON SHALL COOK TONIGHTFLY EAGLES FLY VISCA BARCA! SAQUON ON TOP!
i see this is going to be a no defense type of game
>>152930300Philly has an o-line
Fuck, I want Chinese food but it's always so hot that I have to let it sit and cool off.
24-20 iggles win incoming the refs script says so
>>152930103>crying because we made fun of your butternut squash and asparagus
>>152930264Video title?
>>152930290>canadianShiva or Jade Emperor?
>>152928888all ploffs games are games of the week
>>152930317>Eagles>24 pointsdoubt
>>152930316That's a major situation
>>152930313>13 yards in the entire second half against the fucking bills
>>152930316Just order some Pad Thai
more like poopyninersmore like poopgles
>>152930214Metaphor for Earth
Uhhhh, SFbros...? I thought this was gonna be a blowout?
>>152930334>lord of the reddit
>>152930316order you some china food you pussy
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>>152928888it's AMERICA'S game of the week
>>152930327I poo in my loo thank you very much
Niners should’ve traded for Maxx Crosby
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Whoever wins this, plays against the Burrs right guys?
>>152930343blowout this bussy
>>152930286Good for you, man. I used to have strong willpower but not anymore. I have been really bad since last year.
>>152930267each nugget is 40 calories and that looks like two 10 pieces - 800 calorieseach mcdouble is 400 calories (450 if those are double cheeseburgers) - 1600-1800 calorieseach medium fry is 300 calories - 600 calories3000 calories without drink250 calories for cocacola - 1000 calories10 calories for diet coke - 40 caloriesso that image is between 3040 and 4200 calories
>>152930347I did. Crab rangoon, shrimp egg rolls, house special lo mein. I'll go grab it during a commercial in like 15 mins.
Eagles cant even make a pat lol
Nevermind, these niggas suck
>>152930339aw hell yeah. pad thai is my favorite food. the taste of my childhood. my dad lived in thailand for a few years in the late 70s and he made pad thai a lot when i was growing up
>>152929923I got a great big mess of little ceasars to go pick up
>>152930471wtf is this bug food
I'm so fuckjng sleepy man. I was for 22 hours since yesterday and only slept from 7-11 this morning
>>152929923Getting Taco Bell for the night game
>>152930677it gives my chitinous exoskeleton a nice healthy sheen
>>152930214You notice how all the negro females are all bald (wearing wigs/weaves 100% of the time) and obese? No wonder nobody wants anything to do with them.
