Reminder that Bo Niggle refused to wrestle a 75-year-old man (who got BTFO by his jobber opponent) because he was 1 pound overweight.
Usdaddy got next!
Colby Covington will be unranked soon.
I would mollywhop /heem/
Heeminder that Cobly has 1 good career win against RDA and he was beaten into a living death by every single other top 20 WW opponent he's faced in his entire career.
>>152929293Stop defaming colby
fuckyouiwontdowhatyoutellme
What does sex fel like
>>152929338salty coins and bags of sand
>>152929338a really big fart
>>152905828even the biggest cuck faggot slave in ancient greece was a freer man than you, let alone an athlete
Post kayla harrison bunda
>>152929716thats haram
>>152929761Il show you some haram *rapes you*
>>152929594damn b that one got you good
Colby fucked prime Polyana Vienna
Colby got fucked by prime Polyana Vienna
>>152929918this is halal
I shifted my pantds
Polyana Vienna got fucked by prime Colby
Cawlby
Based.
https://youtu.be/-i8JB4Mpi_o?si=HhBDZh0CjyXhrXS0
Poing atm ama
The poster who goes by the name "Sneed" has literally had sexual relations with individuals that were born male.
This is not a game, bubba. This is serious. Some of you are going to have to find out the hard way.
Got an bonar when pooing and my meng touched the top of the Schaub floating this is how I got an UTI last month
>>152931106Sup spammy, still queer?
>>152931590I'm (we're) not going to have sex with you Ms. Drew.
>>152931130Why did he stop doing the fight companion? It was the only thing going well for him
https://youtube.com/shorts/uAv0F8tCca4?si=tU3nyi14W60RbnYm
I'm just a regular everyday normal Gane
Former Strikeforce World Champion Jake Shields
>>152932340JakE-Team Shields. Jake needs to call out the streamers next
>>152932381Guru got the single leg, that's all he wanted and he got it
is he a HOFer? Jim Miller is above him, but they never gave Jim Miller a title shot. >dis nigga a hof nigga idc idc dis nigga in muhfuckin hof>ereh thgir aggin sid naem I aggin sidall backwards if you ask me.
>>152932414>focused on one movearman was already five moves ahead. guru just aint built to chain wrestle b
>>152932455bappa they're gonna put meatball molly in the hof might as well be a hob (hall of bums)
>>152932455Dustbin at least got the interim and he's put on some of the best fights of all time. It's definitely deserved.
>>152932455Poirier was an interim champMiller never made it to a title shot even. And they would have bent over backwards to give him one if he would have won a few easy ones he was supposed to win, but he couldnt make it happen... poor jim..
>>152932455WGAF about any HoF. Not me.
>>152932576Good that you took back your original WE statement and clarified that you can only speak for yourself. That shoes maturity. Good boy.
>>152932644>That shoes maturity.OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRUTAL SELF HEEM
>>152932455His career is a bit better than Cowboy, so sure.
>>152932699Simple typo. And the mistyped keys E and W are right next to each other so it doesn't even count.It's like me heeming you with a brutal combo, but whiffing one of the first punches in the combo. You're still heemed. Cope all you want. I still accept your concession.
Yeah for me, it's Magomedkhabib Zainudinovich Kadimagomedov
Post times when you shoed maturity
>>152932699Touch grass.
>>152932807I spent my weekend making fun of minor typos on 4chan.
>>1529325759-1 in his first 10 ufc fights. Joe Silva had it out for my boy from day one. Never turned down a fight.
>>152932551Will they put Condit and Carwin in then? They got the interim title. Its time for an IC wing
>>152932807This shoes a lot of maturity coming from you
>>152932455Miller was in the top 10 for a year or two and got bounced. The UFC has been feeding him literal cans for years to pad his win record. Jim would have been cut a long time ago if the UFC didn’t give him blatant softballs. If you induct Jim Milelr in the Hall of Fame, then that just means Neil Magny, Brad Tavares, and Derek Brunson are in. Dustin is the modern day Cerrone.
>>152932797Beautiful culture
>>152932727there is still time for the matchup. now you give me5 minutes of hell son
/scrap/>finishes/action from recent fights- easy to find, no sifting through a thread and a half of the same faggot shit>green text meat and potatoes of stories that interest you with action attached/poster to promote>green text event quick details + highlights or more action- tie them for a later bump with more highlights for the people who just scroll for clips
>>152932975People like you would ruin it like you have this place
>>152932956>modern day cerroneno one will match the big fight choking of cerrone. jim miller taps magny tho, and tavares, and knocks brunson out.
>>152933022Shoe some maturity.
>>152932576"hall of shit i like, by dana white" thats fair. placing fights in the hof is smart way to market as well.
>>152933033Nah all those guys lasted much longer in the rankings than Miller did. Jim got tapped out by Michael Chiesa. I can appreciate him for being game but he’s no Hall of Famer.
>Did you screen shot me eating brisket from my YouTube video to make it look like I have herpes on my lip? my neck is a healing ingrown hair.
Miller was never more than a journeyman
>>152932781Benson just lost the title to Pettis. That's what I mean, if he would have just beat Benson on that first run, he would have fought for the title next. I don't think he ever won more than 2 in a row after that b.
>>152932923I wouldn't mind it, most IC champs are the best of their generation just not good enough to be THE best.
Dustin's most notable achievement is heeming gooby and traumatizing him to the point of sitting out 5 years waiting for Dustin to retire
>>152933125>tapped out by Michael ChiesaYou say it like its bad, Chiesa is legit on the ground lol. Jim Miller still has time for another run, its all good
>MISS (YOU)d>>152933200 was meant for >>152932900
>>152933153fly out to jersey and say it to his face
I think Jim miller was one of those guys who heemed oliveira
>>152933200The Henderson loss sucked oh yeah that was his shot, but they made that matchup because they didnt want the chance of Miller tapping Edgar lol. Could you have imagined a Jim Miller lw champ timeline...the ufc wouldve killed themselves. We deserved a chance to see that >don't think he ever won more than 2 in a row after that b.he did, its what GOATs do
>>152933293Great post u fuken idiot
Nate Diaz for hall of fame then. Prime for prime, Nate beats Dustin. Tony beats Dustin, even post-prime Eddie was beating Dustin before the standup in the rematch.
>>152933216
>>152932455ye he has a hof career story.came back from the gooby loss and went undefeated for a minute. won interim, gave khabib a good win, flushed gooby to Bolivia,
>>152933359yeah i was right
>>152933367Post Bellator Eddie Alvarez was still a top 5 LW. Post UFC Eddie Alvarez was still a top 10 LW. Post ONE FC Eddie Alvarez was still a top 15 LW. Post BKFC Eddie Alvarez was still a top 15 LW. HOF combat athlete
>>152933437Submissions are not heems.
Cowboy destroyed prime Eddie
Dustin will be inducted because he's on the record of multiple current and future hall of famers. That's ultimately what will get you in, adding legitimacy to the existing list.
>>152933437>>152932900he would get revenge. him and his brother cole miller;) would take on the lauzon twins.
>>152933450Eddie was looking pretty old in ONE. He’s a definite Hall of Famer with all his accolades. Him and Chandler from Bellator would have done damage in their era if they went to the UFC. I don’t see Frankie Edgar beating them
>>152933367You know that's a false equivalence. And Eddie was genuinely good like the other anon said.
Hall of Fame? More like Hall of Shame.
>>152932975just checked the catalog and I couldn't find that cool ass shit you're talking about
>>152933904Wait no, this could actually be good, a wall of shame like the razzie awards
>>152929338one of the best feelings in the world. there are three peaks, each one higher than the last>1first entering the pussy and stretching it out. the tightness and change in sensation is incredible>2fucking good and long while french kissing the entire time. absolute passionate kino. and you get even harder knowing that you're doing it>3feeling that you're about to cum and saying it>4 (secret level)she tells you to cum insideyou explode in a warm, wet, stretchy, soft, inviting pussy. sometimes it feels like the earth shakesyeah anyone who says sex is overrated is a limp dicked chud. making love is an 11/10 experience every time because the combination of love+lust never gets old
>>152933949schaub and Tony would be in there
>>152933367Dustin beats the shit out of “prime” Nate lmao.Nate is the most overrated fighter of all time. He’d have a good chance against Tony as well because Tony blocks punches with his face
rich franklin
>>152933981faggot!
>>152933723I agree. the amount of what if matchups if they came over sooner. Chandler mightve chose against raising black children, who knows. Its 2026 and Patricio Pitbull is ranked 12th in the UFC FW division, the bellator takeover is now.
>>152934016Nate’s iron chinned cardio beaner style presents problems for Dustin. Nate’s the first to beat a good version of Conor while Dustin admitted to getting stunned by the post Mayweather version. Dustin can’t wrestle well enough and isn’t a hard leg kicker. Diaz is a hard match for Poirier. If it hits the ground, Diaz subs him. Which it would cause Poitier is getting rocked in that fight. Tony is also beating his ass too
nate couldnt figure out the puzzle that was, Smooth Benson Henderson. the thigh jab? neutralized his boxing, defeated his BJJ, and crippled his will. nate diaz for 25 minutes, live on fox was bitched by skill.
If I was a pro fighter, I’d have been in the Hall of Fame
>>152934226The guy Pitbull heems in this clip is Pico's best win btw.
so all LW and lower are better outside the ufc is what i am seeing. WEC/Strikeforce/Bellator saved the sport thank em b
>>152934182don't be mad at me cuz you got a lil stiffy reading my description of sex
>>152934243Nate beat a FW at 170 and went 50/50 for the rest of his career because he’s a glorified journeyman Dustin beat him up over 5 worse than Conor in the rematch because he’s not a gaslet
>>152934350nothing lil about this meat they call me big brown cause I got a hawg like schaub
>>152933981This is going to piss off a lot of incels here>>152934182Exhibit A
>>152934380Cap
>>152934433bappa I have sex almost every night
>>152934326there was a time were the top 5 best lightweights were all outside the UFC. Giblert and Josh in Strikeforce, Benson and Pettis in WEC and Eddie in bellator.
>>152934321does that mean murphy is properly ranked at #4 for FW (i think he is ranked properly), while also showing how quickly Pico has come along, besides his IQ? Or does it show how shit the division is, if Pico can take a KO loss from the #4 and still be one win away from top 10. It was murphys first finish in four years, if they do anything, please keep pairing him with storming retards so he can get a ko streak to pull away lol
>>152933981
>>152934380Meng was a beast though Goober was scared shitless of that miami street Jesus people forget the details
>>152934226Congratulations Pitbull, but there is still levels :sunglasses_emoji:
Gotta respect Rockhold for trying all these new sports and losing almost every time lmao. He’s gotten beat in boxing, BKFC, and wrestling. Only post UFC win was karate combat against a tomato can
>>152934651Hows life b
>>152934539>punk debating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_zN86a3ZA0
>>152934692Joe Schilling would fuck you up
>>152934731I’d sure hope a professional fighter would fuck up a literal nobody with zero combat sports experience
>>152933981god i'm so lonely brehs
>>152934781Hey now
>>152934692thats why i like him. he is game. i am luke rockhold MAMMA MIA
Nate Diaz submitted Jim Miller. This proves Nate is unironically better than Oliveira.Chills...
>>152934484What's his name?
WE cannot follow THEM
>>152934390isn't swab a known 4 incher. some chick def leaked cock pics>gimme >:)
>>152934692Rockhold was a Middleweight Champion, colbum never touched a belt in his life
>>152935090that's just what a niner looks like strapped onto a mountain of a man like brennan
In the Smart Cage™, questions are answered.
>>152935138i come in at a rock solid 7.75". ain't no way shlub's at 9. i seen them photos dawg
>Nah… nah this ain’t it. nuh uh… NAH THIS AINT HECKIN IT FR WTF THIS IS NOT O FUCKING KAY. YOU CANT JUST BREAK UP NAH
Nelson, Gonzaga, Schaub and Mir heemed cro cop back to back, what does this mean for K-1
>>152935288why tf do people care about this shit man. the internet has really ruined the youth
>>152935288Is that Schaub on her shoulder?
>>152935332This is unironically why Alex broke up with her.
>>152935094Wrong dumbass!
>>152935303>gonzaga->couture->lesnar->mir->dc->jonesk1 is scrambling to find legends right now!!!
>>152935288It's all so tiresome..
>>152934710Its heem or be heemed out here man
>>152934832>let run it b-ACK
Are you excited for the return of ufc?
>>152935355Jealousy is a homeless cat b
>>152935288Ran through, T-City tried to tell him
>>152935415>im afraidscared bitch
Pakibong started the ''i am afraid'' thing mid piggy and diaper posting
This is so me brazzas lol
>>152935608Nah it started before that. Spammy started mimicking everyone else doing it because it used to trigger him.
Paddy the baddy is about to be a UFC champion, crazy.
>>152935703Evil can only corrupt, it cannot create.
>>152935803Yeah i'v heard so many cazzies say this, they are in for a surprise when he gets exposed as a gaslet
>>152935803This will be a good lesson for you in your journey to understanding the sport. You'll start to truly understand how the UFC hypes no good bums though promo, commentary and carefully selected matches. A whole new world will open up to you. You'll appreciate the good fighters more, but you'll have to recover from the initial anger of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
>>152935943Nah fuck that!
I want Gaethje to knock his block off, but I do not trust a fighter with Trevor Wittman as head coach. He is great for working parts of a game, but for an overall game plan not for me b. ill take my gf cornering me like perry
>>152935943The chin will be there for garth
>>152936026Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>152935162okay i've watched this many times and this seems like the most intentional dick kick ever unless he thought he was gonna knee the head
>>152936062round 1 ko>touch gloves>feints >hard leg kick by jg>paddy eats it and tosses one back, landing>jg eats it, trades a quick punch>paddy eats and shows it hit, but no stumble>bounce, feint, leg kicks>garth circles, feints td>paddy reacts>garth throws wild leg kick, baiting him in>shuffle around more>td feint again>paddy reacts BIG RIGHT HAND
Drug addled mind bros...why HAVE we fixated on this phrase to the point where we need to post it 50 times per day?
>taken down by bobby green
>>152936253that'd be the drugs, playa!
ts how comfy I'm trying to be fr
What is realistically stopping me from becoming a UFC heavyweight contender with a barely healing broken ankle, high blood pressure, a drinking problem, middling peni, and a wife who hates me and my intense bouts of psychosis at the age of 31????
>>152936396You see the trick here is to overload his nervous system with feints, this opens him up for your power strikes
>>152936492I'll change my name to Fourchan Heem and I can be the big belly male version of Stamp FairtexI can dance sexy and everything
>>152933367>Eddie was beating Dustin before the stand up faggard was the ref wasnt he
Bob Weir, a founding member of The Grateful Dead died todayLet's all talk about how much The Grateful Dead fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
If one man can hold Dan Hooker's mom down, two men can rape her.
>>152936851That’s sick
>>152936396>>152936632A cry for help if I ever seen one
