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>kittle grabbing his high ankle/calf areaAchilles?
Kittle torn AchillesIt’s ogre
SHITTLE IS DEDSEASON IS OVER
kittle is such a little bitch lmao you hit him hard and hes injured. what a cuck. eagles win
why are Achilles tears becoming so common?
>>152931464>kittleIt’s over
hi i'm gonna kill myself
>that popRIP george
>>152931478It popped, 100% blown
>Kittle dead on the first play he gets thrown to
George Brittle amiright?
>>152931478You could see it pop on the replay
so many dead this weekend
The niners have to change the way they do things. Injuries are insane
>>152931516average player age going up
>>152931478You could see the ripple of it snapping in the slow mo replay.
>>152931516Design flaw
did everyones achilles just turn into paper suddenly
coach ...
>>152931516Body brittleness. Reduced practice time. Reduced contact. Reduced conditioning. A symptom of the new NFL.
CRAIG JENNINGSPUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
get him some little caesars, stat
49ers - 7Eagles - 6Reffies - 7
Jake Tonges is ok as a replaccement short term
the 9ers have a white qb and a white rb but the eggles have TWO white dbs idk who is /our/ team bros.
>>152931516Too much electromagnetic radiation
Fuck the niners
>>152931556This. Combined with larger and stronger players, tendons can't keep up with the kinds of loads they need to handle.
Just tuned in, lads. What have I missed? Any memes?
>>152931611a real semen slurper
>>152931600wood sniff
>>152931611Kittle ded
>>152931574>Could Chronic EMF Exposure from a Nearby Substation Be Causing the 49ers' Epidemic of Tendon Ruptures?” -Jan 5, 2026I thought you were joking
>>152931611More injuries for 49ersEagles suckGood game though
>someone actually took 3 in the big year of 2026
>put your practice facility and stadium right next to a massive electrical substation>watch as the EMF radiation erodes and destroys the soft tissue and ligaments of your $250M+ players. >do nothing as you have the most and worst injuries that cost your team every year. usually teams are retarded on the personnel side but good on the business side, but the 49ers are good at the football side and totally retarded on the business side. They should never have moved to Santa Clara.
>>152931478Achilles is gone. Hell be back sometime 2/3 of the way through next year.
>shanny pussying outThis is literally how he loses every fucking game.
>>152931516The NFLPA has made both strength and conditioning illegal. This is the result.
Ty for baking op
>>152931600the one good eagles fan
It's Joever. That FG shows that the Niners don't have the resolve to win it.
>>152931625thank u lad
>>152931600Is the guy looking at the ass or the camera?
gay
where's the other TE tongueass?
George Kittle more like Bench Sittle
>>152931620Okay fuck off, I still thought you were joking
>>152931620Elaborate. Is this some fuckery from NFL?
>tmobile
good job splitting the thread again
Really wanted them to go for it there but unfortunately they were smart about it
CMC has been carrying this shitass football organization
>>152931625>Good game thoughImagine enjoying refball
I just got back from grabbing my Chinese food. Did I just see a recap of Kittle being carted off? Wtf happened?
49ers just snakebitten with injuries, wow>Kittle riding off on a cart injured and "Fantastic Voyage" plays lmaooo
Seriously, what's a good line for cold approaching a woman in Target?
>>152931661The blood price for another victory has been paid.
>>152931641yep
>>152931600this is literally the only good picture of her, she's a nasty mudshark which seems to be the norm for philly women
>>152931606>>152931556There still has to be a difference at the organizational level.The iggles are consistently one of the healthiest nfl teams and the niners over the last few years have been absurdly injured
>>152931656Faggy-Whiners
>>152931661ankle went boom
>>152931649No, they could move their personnel and training facility, they're just retarded
>AIbert
>>152931653>CMC averaging 3.5 yards per carryHe's hardly carrying the ball, let alone the team
>>152931600
>>152931516We are exceeding our bodies natural limits. The nfl used to be way fatter and way slower. Now they are the same weights but fucking jacked and fast as fuck. Their tendons and ligaments cant keep up with the forces being applied on them because its a big ass unnatural dude doing unnatural movements in repetitive ways. They also refuse to be on constant prp for some reason which they all should be doing after every game getting platelets shot into the knees
>>152931656At least its not a slurper, both teams playing offensive football
>>152931644kek
Turf should be banned.
>>152931644LMAO REAL
>>152931673Shove your finger up her ass and yell "bullseye!"
>>152931661Eddie?
>>152931673i tried talking to a woman in trader joe's today and got shut down quick just find something situational i guess
the whole birds squad will celebrate this win with the usual gangrape of tarynn hatcher
Do americans cope with their lives and having to wageslave at some meager job by watching football and consuming lots of slop on sundays?
>>152931673You go>hey, I know this is target but I’m thinking god hit a bullseye with your ass haha
>>152931673Pardon me, ma'am, what brings your big box to this big box?
>>152931661He landed bad on his ankle he injured, it’s joever
>>152931649https://abc7news.com/post/bay-area-doctor-shoots-down-baseless-claim-49ers-injuries-are-caused-emf-substation-levis-stadium/18379621/https://peteranthonycowan.substack.com/p/could-chronic-emf-exposure-from-aSome random dude thinks because the 49ers training facility is so close to an electric substation that background radiation is weakening the 49ers players.
>>152931661blew his Achilles from the looks of it.
>>152931682Lurie actually puts his billions into his franchise and that includes medical and conditioning staff
>>152931684>FillyFAGGOTS actually proud to have a homer official run down the gameCalling yourself a faggot with your whole chest
kittle looks like he should be in a one man black metal band in the mountains of sweden
>>152931688But where is the EMF radiation coming from?In 40 years are they all gonna die of cancer?
>>152931661did you get sesame chicken? i fucking love sesame chicken. i hope you got the sesame chicken, its so good.
>>152931706Taryn is NOT for lewd you sick freak
>>152931707How do you eat this?
>>152931695yes roids progress your muscles past what your tendons and ligaments can handle and teams stress progressing fast so your bodies cannot adapt.
Us Twelves are gonna have to see the rasm again.
ALWAYS OPEN
reminder
>>152931673>Hey ma'am>I'm out shopping for pretty girls>And my TARGET is you>*wink*
>>152931464I can feel an upset coming. Don't @ me
>>152931653Why did the poonthers just give him away for peanuts?
>>152931699Eagles field turf is generally pretty good. They use the same surface as GB I think. Kittle has been battling injuries all year, his body just gave out.
>>152931673Some clever comment about something in her cart.
>Erin Andrews becoming self-aware that she adds nothing
Browns knee got heemed
>>152931699Yes but they're on grass
>>152931706wtf is going on behind her? is she on a space station or something?
what the fuck AJ has to catch that
MURDERB OWL
>>152931695PRP isn't FDA approved and insurance won't cover it. Costs would really add up quick
>>152931673>I hope some negro dies so we can loot this place
>>152931749many people are saying this!
>>152931714I read that first article, the "bay area doctor" is a literal pajeet and based on ancient research by the military from the 50s that doesn't really say what (((the science))) says it does. That the military basically deemed this EMF absolutely 100% safe and has no impact on you if it doesn't burn you. apparently the soviets conducted research on emf based on different outcomes and came up with a much lower standard for acceptable safety levels.
>>152931748mirrors bro
ACL TEAR
>>152931696Purdy vs Barkley has been entertaining, but everyone else looks like shit
>>152931757CATCH THE FUCKING BALL YOU DIVA FAGGOT
lemme hear AJ say something after the game lmao
bears are gonna booty blast one of these shit teams
juuuust missed
>>152931756fuck off faggot
>>152931733>excuse ready alreadyBased
>>152931734dam your smoov
>>152931708>Do Danes cope with their lives and having to wageslave at some meager job while being taxed 80% by watching football and consuming lots of Carslberg?
>>152931753>injecting yourself with your own spun blood isn't approved by the jew governmentKek
>>152931600Built for BBC
aj overrated trash lol fuck him
>>152931733I'm gonna press X to doubt pretty hard on anyone from an organization called Sunlight is Life.
where is howie trading brown?
BONK!
looks like they'd be better off playine Lane on one ankle after all
>>152931600>>152931693kek
which one is more embarrasing: missing a sub 40 yards fg or making a false start?
BONK
OH NO
>>152931714Reminds me of how the Cleveland owner was convinced by a homeless man to take manziel in the draft, only this time it's a guy who genuinely doesn't want them to be injured all the time instead of drafting retards
>>152931724Sorry, anon, I let you down. I got crab rangoon, house special lo mein, and 2 shrimp egg rolls for the kitties.
AJ Brown is a fucking fraud. This is the guy who was crying about not getting the ball all season?
what a sloppy ugly ass gameexactly what was expected
>152931708>His entire life is making up fanfic scenarios of Americans to feel better about himself
>AJ Brown staring down Siriani my lord just trade him already
>2 minute warning halftime plans?
Can we get that fat Italian fuck kicked off the sidelines?
>>152931784if he keeps being a retard, hopefully the jets or raiders
ITS TOO DARN WINDY
wtf I haven't heard this song in like 15 years
>AJ Nig
>>152931733That substation is mostly for the stadium. That's what failed in New Orleans a few years back.
>>152931748based retard>>152931725she loves posting her sweet dago pussy
Good D
>chimpout on own coach
Has Hurts always had a noodle arm? Caleb Williams was throwing bombs in 40 mph winds a few weeks back
>Sirianni fighting his own playersOh this is good
Aj brown is washed
>>152931784Patriots
I can't wait for the podcast or book tell all stories 5 years from now about how much everyone on the team despises Siriani
>>152931804He’s based you fag
brown is a fucking cancer holy shit
>can't catch shit>better yell at my coachJesus this guy is immensely unlikeable
>>152931791I feel like someone had an opinion on this
the FLEET would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>152931779The fact that it is your own blood is what complicates approval. You can't class it as a drug because it isn't. But it's still a refined and injectable substance.
What did Siriani do?
CHIMP OUT
>>152931516Because they don't do conditioning anymore. Running and sprinting strengthens your achilles but they don't do it anymore
The second was catchable
>>152931802Watch basketball instead.
>>152931695It's also cleats on fields. It gives you way more traction, more traction than you are supposed to have. If you are running barefoot or even shoes on dirt and you tried to stop yourself from being pushed or make a lot of quick cuts, you just slip.
>>152931802Picking out clothes for work tomorrow alongside my briefcase.
AJ Brown might actually need to get traded
Nice "MVP" you got there, whiners.
>>152931726? You smoosh it down
>>152931804I hate that mofo and I'm a fat Italian
>>152931756her boobs don't make sense
>>152931817Yes and now he's getting exposed
>>152931812not for lewdery
>>152931824Greenlaw owes him a broken jaw.
>>152931797It's not chinese food without bourbon or teriyaki chicken to me.
AJB would heem Sirianni
we'll get aj another ring then trade him in the offseason
That o m cheese burger looks amazing
>>152931777Checked. They have to act out somehow, all the Turks and Afghans are raping their women while the Crown takes all of their money. Plus having the GDP of a minor American city really must be hard on them.
>>152931791There are more embarrassing things
Siriani would heem aj brown
Reminder that lying subversive Dan Goldman is a Levis heir, connecting him to the 49ers
>>152931725where is Trevor Lawrence on this list?
>>152931846Not his faultToo much electrical infetterence
>>152931708(You)
>>152931831Yes, we know. That's literally what they're made for.
AJ Brown is being traded lmao
Some lady approached my wife at Acme and gave her a $150 gift card from the AJ Brown foundation a few weeks ago
>>152931833Was white in vicinity of nigger
Why is always our best players getting catastrophic season ending injuries? Bosa Warner and now Kittle get decimated but random nobodies are healthy the entire year
>>152931845He going to the Pats because Vrabel is the only one who can tard wrangle him
>brady letting us know it's just bants
are saturated fats good for you?
Forgot about that Outkast song.
>>152931860its just a bunch of melted cheese you can do this at home any time
How did this team make the playoffs?
I put $30 on SF, what am I in for?
Sirianni and Brown are perfect for each. Just a couple of goons.
>>152931853you wouldnt believe the raw suction power she applies to the tip of brandon graham's penis...
>>152931875How do you know the brand names of at home enema kits....
>>152931886Not in excess
>>152931797That kitty probably needs a few less shrimp rolls and a little more aerobic activity.
>Brady making excuses for the nignog receiver
>big eggplant energywhy are ads for a singing show talking about big dick energy
>>152931893losing $30
>>152931802get some ice cream for q3
>>152931893Start thinking about what you'll spend your earnings on.
lmfao that trash blowing through the middle
>>152931880Love gap
>>152931893Disappointment
>>152931893negative thirty dollars
there's literal fucking trash blowing in the philly stadiumyou literally can't make this shit up
>>152931893To lose 30 bucks
>>152931802I already fapped during game one so probably grab some snacks
>>152931893should've bought a za
>>152931916maybe if you keep posting it people will actually care
zzzzzzzzz
>>152931740They needed the picks, plus the was injured 2 years straight.
>>15293189330 dollar tax writeoff
>>152931886Yes.>noooo if you eat too much red meat you'll die at age 68 instead of 74Don't care
>>152931631Doesn't even matter now. He's basically done as a reliable player and we're just going to have to wait out his contract and hope he contributes occasionally. He's the Bosa of the offense.
>>152931911The cultural center of America!
>>152931898I don't fucking remember. Probably popped up in an ad somewhere.
>>152931600oily anal sex with big booty latinas.
Turdy ain't got dat dawg in him
I feel bad for the time I bullied EDP445 in his livestream.
>>152931928Say that shit when you're 67....
>>152931897you're sick
which batteries have the best aerodynamics?
>>152931938Yeah, not everyone can be Mahomo's wife
>>152931802the one handing out knives is funnier
>>152931943why? you know he deserved it
>timeoutkwab
>>152931690He has over 1,000 yards rushing and over 900 yards receiving. That's production from 2 starters.
>>152931947whichever one tastes better after you microwave it
Which is worse to eat - fast food or fast women?
>>152931947PATULLO GET DOWN!
Purdy looks scared.
>>152931935Loving procreative sex with Tarynn Hatcher
LMAO is there trash on the field?
this 9ers offense is so low energy. show some aggressiveness or you're going to be kicking a few field goals the rest of the game and lose
how i sleep knowing my team would have bootyblasted either of these shit franchises
>>152931947philly fans will always be based for this
>>152931965Taryn was made for handholding and kisses on the cheek
>>152931880I don't think I have ever seen an unnattractive girl with a thigh gap. I guess the only exception would be severely underweight.
>>152931947you can skip 9 volts on water
>>152931947I'm partial to the 9 volt myself
>>152931947C
Both these teams lose to the Seahawks
Nice catch by Temu Kittle
red meat is not bad for you in any way (unless you eat it on a big doughy bun with fries and a milkshake). by itself red meat is the most nutrient dense thing you can eat.
>>152931947Cs or Ds depending on how big your hands are. Keep some empty ones in your car for someone tailgating you.
>>152931943There were 4 acceptable things to bully him about and 1 unacceptable thing. What did you bully him for?
>>152931980The only team that poses a threat to the Seahawks is the Rams
>>152931928This. Some fag mentioned leafy greens, which have no nutritional value to humans. Only root vegetables do. Fags just parrot the DNC line on nutrition.
>>152931958fast women that only eat fast foodbelieve me, the taste is rancis
Holy fucking time waste
CMC looks like he’s tripped 3 times already
why wouldn't you spike it? wtf
>>152931900You are unfortunately correct. I spoil them, and it's not good for their health. I need to do better.But today they get shrimp egg rolls.
Niners receiver core is self destructing.
How can I start an NFL franchise
>>152931944>thinks I'll make it to 60kek
>>152931947I like tits and batteries to be Ds
>>152931947the 100WH Lithium ion with shorted internals turns a regular battery into a Molotov cocktail
WHAT WAS THAT CLOCK MANAGEMENT
>>152931946>>152931965>>152931974she's sick with countless diseases from fucking men all around the world
>>152931983Your macros are all fucked up negro.
>>152932004You will
>>152931916There's been trash blowing in all of the games that I've noticed. Philly's is by far the largest pieces and the most prevalent though.
Remember, 9-5 is actually 8-6 since you cannot teleport to work! Tick tock, wagie!
nice play calling dickheads
>>152931669>Kittle rides off>Fucking deal deer commercial five seconds later
>>152931947Who cares about aerodynamics? You want D cells for heft unless you can get a hold of 6 volt lantern batteries.
>>152932003fill out the online application
>>152931986For being fat and slouching.
>>152931968The team is made up of guys who haven't spent more than 1 season with the same team, except Purdy, Jennings and CMC. The fuck do you want from them? They're living paycheck to paycheck
That's not Jake from State Farm
Lmao he actually got out
>>152931925He was injured those 2 years from overuse because he was their entire offense.
THAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLETHAT'S A FOOMBLE>THAT'S A FOOMBLE
>>152931968
>>152932003start an expansion team? you need to be based in a city the NFL is willing to put a team in and be rich enough to be granted the bid for expansion. its much easier to relocate an existing franchise though so maybe you should do that.
>turdy
Stop eating fast food.The meat they serve you is one of the 600,000 people that go missing in this shithole every year. THEY ARE FEEDING US TO EACH OTHER
>>152931944SIX SEVEN>>152932021nigga thinks he's showing batteries with precision
49ers blew this drive by being shockingly sloppy on presnap. What is going on?
That was a foomble
>>152932024Good
BOOOOOOPUT IN THE MAC ATTACKBOOOO
FOOMBLE CAT INCOMING
brock vick lel
Um
>>152931983Youll never make it in this league
Why can't they just not drop the ball?
we're gonna take a closer look
What the fuck is this clock management?
Your halftime plans?
FOOM
>>152931991>Some fag mentioned leafy greens, which have no nutritional value to humans.you're definitely fat lmao. broccoli and spinach are literal superfoods. the vitamin to calorie ratio is off the charts better than any other food.
>>152932042>is one of the 600,000 people that go missing in this shithole every yearyou realize 90% are found the same day right? it's funny when schizos use that statistic
not gonna lie, I've wished for years the eagles do that exact play with hurts on a hail mary runjust let all lineman go crazy
I chugged a 12 oz can of Coca Cola and burped for a solid 20-25 seconds
FUMBLE
lol
Cock Turdy is fucking pathetic.
>>152931777Yes.
LMAOOOOOOOO holy shit
not a foomble
I mean, yes it's a fumble, but also it bounced out of balance first
>>152932038why wont the NFL expand? its been 20 years since a new team was added. you could add a team in salt lake city easily
>>152932003buy madden
>>152931980And all three of those teams lose to the panthers
>white QBs
>>152932033>Movie about a Black men who keeps a kidnapped White girl chained up in his yard because its for her own goodNever change, Hollywood
>only down bad 3 during this shitshownot bad ninerbros but we are still going to lose
purdy is obviously not the guy, just cut him at half and rip the band-aid off
>>152932042That would be healthier than what fast food meat actually is.
KEKKYPOWAROO
>>152932060I love reddit cat
hahahahahhahaahahahahhaha
>poordy
>>152932074kwab
>>152931991>Blaming people thinking leafy greens as nutritious as a unique position of specifically of one aspect of one political party. Nobody ate a green leaf until fucking Hillary Rodham said so. Yeah, I guess you fucking schizoid.
>>152932063Brah.
>>152932070Excellent job
Half time
>>152932063folding laundry
>>152932070based burp bro >>152932078the clock would've run for that extra second, it stopped when they thought he touched his foot out
purdy you fuckin bitch nigga
High IQ play
I respect that nigga Purdy, dude is fighting out there even tho he is overmatched
>>152932042From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
KWAB Purdy
That was a fumble. The ball was coming loose.
>clock turdy
>>152932098>dyed hairdropped
well, i'm off to eat. Just wanted to say handegg matchthreads are 1000x better than divegrass threads. Don't let any yuro or sudaca say otherwise
>>152932086Christina ricci was in far too much kino
>>152932063gonna keep shitposting on /sp/, /mu/, and reddit just like ive been doing since noon
>>152932084>literally got thrashed by the seahawks 2 weeks agoKWAB
time to pound some booze before the 2nd half, where my druk-bros at
good shit Qnice redemption for getting toasted the first drive
>smart playcall>works flawlessly>still gets fucked up by retard QB trying to juke a guy to get an extra 2 yards
Starting to think this Purdy guy isn't the answer.
Why do my 49ers always fall apart?
>baby faced QBs
just turned on the television setis tim brody still playing football?who are all these jabronis i see on my tv
the only good guys left are the texies
Halftime faptime: household pets edition
>>152932086>it's literally called Black Snake MoanI wonder how many kikes spontaneously ejaculated their pants on set during the production of this
On second thought, the half is over.
>>152932074The right was wide open for him, but ran left right at the Philly defense. wtf.
>Actually just not the ruleNot that they'd have made the kick anyway, but a fumble that goes out of bound still stops the clock, retards.
>>152932033she was so fine in this movie, what a babe
We still have 1.5 games left and I'm kinda drunk
Wait was that a fumble? Why didnt Purdy step outside?
Requesting webm of Jennings chimping out about wrong formation
>>152932121That.... was retarded what he did. Aryan blah blah whatever. Retarded
Do you guys think the SF Giants and NY Giants ever have a meetup, or get together when the SF Giants visit NY?
who is ready for no runs in the 2nd half even though the run has been great so far and it's windy as fuck?
Is this QB matchup the definitive answer to the question of white and black QBs?
>>152932117I'm on beer 3 thank God tomorrow is a holiday
which team do the uncs root for?
>>152932117I haven't had a drink in 8 years.
>>152931928That means you wasted your working years paying into social security just to not enjoy retirement to the fullest.
>>152932126I'm afraid not. He got brutally raped by Dak Prescott in the wildcard round at home a few years ago, then retired out of shame.
>>152932042There's literally nothing more annoying and deflating than finding out your gf made fucking sloppy joes without telling you. I already told her that I'm not eating that nasty ass shit. I'm ordering Chinese food. Fuck her.
Should I start drinking now? I want to be buzzed for SNF but if I have too much fun my mom will browbeat me for Snelling like whisky again
>>152932128
>>152932066Your rabbit food isn't digestible, retard.
>>152931991>Fags just parrot the DNC line on nutrition.You are parroting RFKs line on nutrition (paid by the beef lobby btw), because you are a politic brained retard.Just blindly accepting things without using any brain cells at all because of politics is pathetic.
>>152932082how would playoff selection work with 33 teams?
>>152932096>>152932063blaze it nigga
Would Lamar have made that mistake?
The Indiana Hoosiers would beat both of these teams.
>fapping on the lord's day>fapping in general
Yakety sax should be playing over this elite game management.
I will never understand how men can be sexually aroused by Chinese cartoon characters.
HALF TIME FAP TIME
>>152932066growing up my mom made decent enough food, taste and nutrition-wise, but she fucking loved the cheap shitty frozen spinach souffle things and i despised them. thats what i thought spinach was until i was like 12 at a friend's house and his mom randomly had a spinach salad as a side. i lost my mind and ended up eating like 5 servings because i couldnt believe how much better it tasted.
>>152932086Hey i've seen this one before
>>152932098I don't believe her.
>>152932149MLK day is next week bro
halftime quiz: what's your favorite Jackass stunt?mine: 100 people shit in a porta potty, then Johnny Knoxville is locked inside, a crane picks it up and turns it upside down and shakes it, sets it down, Knoxville gets out and is cleaned with fire hoses
>everybody getting drunk on a Sunday night Do you guys not have jobs
I'm gonna go take a halftime poopy
Why didn't the AI stop Kittle from being injured?
>>152932137FUKKEN SAVED (this gif. Konata is a bears fan)
Spoiler alert: Chargers are winning the Superbowl
Sirianni is a clown
>>152932128Plz do not the cat, omg.
>>152932121He's so fucking bad.So is Christian McCaffrey. Just pure dogshit.
anime posters should have their hard drives searched by default
>>152932184I do have a job and my shift starts in 4 hours so I am not drinking
>>152932149What holiday?
Nutrition has nothing to do with football
>>152932184I work Wednesday through fryday
can you imagine her workout clothes so drenched by nigger cum that in the few areas that havent been ripped, the synthetic fabric simply dissolves
>>152932173Painful
>>152932178I remember watching a video about this, and there was some weird details about his case.Free my boy viper he did nothing wrong fr fr
>>152932184i work from home
>torn achillesfucking gg, hes out for next season too, he's going to have like half a season of twilight after that and be gone.
>>152932158>Dak>Raping anyone other than the Cowsois fanbasefunny joke
Nick Monkeyani
>>152932184>my job dictates my life
Personally I think the team that has the higher score will end up winning the game. Thats just me though
>>152932183The one where they call a cleaning company to a house they set up to look like they murdered someone, with blood everywhere and blood handprints>...what happened?>uh...my dog died...or something...
>>152932038I dont wanna do all that
Just woke up, what'd I miss
>>152932184Professional NEET.
>>152932144I am in my acceptance stage with 5 shots of Tully to wash the frustration awayif they somehow stumble to the owl it's going to be rage inducing the entire way there
>>152932184no, I'm a 40 year old neet
>strahan defending aj shit and blaming siriani>brady defended him toocan the media suck his cock any harder? dudes a diva and locker room cancer lol
>>152932164you'd need to add two but that's fine. portland, columbus, Birmingham, knoxville, etc.
>>152932209That really sucks. Kittle is one of the only guys who really just seems to love playing the game
>>152932199Blue monday
I work 8-4 everyday and in the summer I work 7-3 bedusse I can make my own schedule and I wan to get home as early in the day as possible
>>152932195>>>/r/eddit
the sound of kittles achilles bursting is the same as a missed FGDOINK
>>152932184>cant get drunk on a worknightcasual
HELP
>>152932184Most people here work jobs and dont have careers. Me included
>>152932117I’ve been taking a drink every time the eagles offense has done nothing this year. Haven’t been sober since week one.
>>152932212>Nick Simiani
>>152932234have you tried turning it on and off?
>>152932221Deez quads>>152932222
>>152932212>>152932241Coward
Tubi not making a good effort
>>152932184i work 4 days a week and its the most miserable 44 hours of my life.
>>152932202angie angel
>>152932224BasedIt truly is the best isnt it?Imagine all the wagies going to work while we sit and watch countless hours of olympics live.
>>152932225The guy is always saying "give me the ball, give me the ball" and then has back to back drops
>>152932184Good goy
>>152932234Based I forgot about MLK day
>>152932184I used to drink everyday and lost my job. So I am not drinking because I am hoping to get one again
>>152932213Yes it does. It takes up too much time and being hungover while working sucks bigly.
I'm heading to San Franscisco right now to whip them into shape since I got BIG money on this. United Airlines flight 847. Be there soon motherfuckers.
Don't allow Germans or trolls to make new threads
Here it comes. It's that pit in my stomach because I have to work tomorrow. I even worse from home on Monday but I still feel dreadful. How the fuck am I supposed to do with for another 30 years?
>>152932236I have a 6 figure career, have to be up at 4am, and still getting hammered watching football. You zoomers are fucking soft.
>>152932258Maybe you lost your job because you were bad at it, not because you were a drunk
>>152932225everybody already knows star WRs are man babies. Coaches have to be better than that
ITS OVER>BREAKING: 49ers star TE George Kittle suffered what appears to be a torn right Achilles and was carted off the field
>>152932264or you could just wait for the Eagles to blow it since that's what they've done all season and they have like 50 yards passing
>>152932273The Kittle era is officially over
>>152932264Should have flown to San Jose. Levi's is right next to the airport
>>152932225Has the ability to catch both, ought to have caught at least one. Bitches about not seeing the ball enough.Typical nag
>>152932271He's just another T.O.Tired of his tantrums.
>>152931708yesI don't have 1.5 mil (yet)
There have only been 200 episodes of cops? Seems low
>>152932279Is he retiring?
>>152932273DOINK
>>152932248loled
Does ICE hire NEETs?
>>152932225>>152932253My exact thoughts.. buddy cries constantly when he doesn’t get the ball and then drops two crucial catchable balls in a row>make it make sense
>>152932279>Kittle eraBruh he’s been injured every single game, he never had an era
>>152932225>>152932271AJ isn't even top 30 of problem WRs
I work in a customer serving job and literally any fake holiday is still an excuse for people to party in this area so MLK day is going to be slammed at my work...
>>152932288No, he just won't be the same. He'll be like 34 when he plays again
Has a team ever had a two-year span more cursed than the 49ers starting with the Greenlaw SB injury?
Corposlop pushing protein hard is making me second guess protein.
>>152932252I don't eat very well, but I don't have to deal with the bullshit of work, so it's a trade-off
>>152932203Im a 67 year old man. Why is this making me hard in the penis
If cmc gets injured I might just kms myself
>>152932270I was drinking and doing coke in my office most days. And still performing.Its addiction in this case.
>>152932222nice
playoff squrts magic when?
seriously though, what happened to Aiyuk?
>>152932286Send me some money
>>152932224how do you afford to live?
>>152932292They'll accept your application but you have to pass the physical test which isn't a picnic if all you do is sit at a computer hunched over.
>>152932222Checked
>>152932184I drink every single work day
Why do you white people like football?It's supposed to be a black sports.The NFL said so...
>>152932292they will hire anyone who wants to larp as a tough guy
>>152932273You never recover from that. Id like an example of someone who did
>>152932327It's called the cuck gene
>>152932296you really dont know?
>>152932306protein is good but they add shit like peaprotein and cheap shit without most amino acids to processed cornslop
>>152932202Who
>>152931673call it target but the other way
>>152932305Mahomes was bootyblasting your shit team in that sb regardless, the Greenlaw cope only has currency in r/49ers
>>152932327Because we only like nags when they perform for us on television, and owe the reparations.
>>152932286Imagine being so alone you have to brag about your savings on 4chan
What is UFL?
>>152932306Most people eat too much protein that shit destroys your kidneys
>>152932316when they run more plays than 4 hitches or 4 verticals
>>152932338whey protein is some of the worst shit you can consume for your long-term gut health. absolutely destroys your microbiome. just eat fresh meat.
Super bowl will be steelers and chargers. Screen cap this right now.
>>152932301name 2 that are worse in the nfl right now.
>>152932327Go watch soccer Jorge
>>152932327same reason soave owners used to have strong black slaves fight each otherits fun to see groids kill each other
>>152932292yes, if you hate foreigners and fat lesbians
>>152932349Minor league football for guys who didn’t make it to the NFL and don’t wanna play in the CFL
>>152932349Ultimate Fuccboi League
>>152932323My mommy is old and has no friends, so she is friends with me!I have a roof over my head, I have food on the table, when she dies ill have a house and inherit a small amount of money.I make money on the side doing small stuff without being fully employed.Its like being retired, without having to work 40 years for it.If I play my cards right and make enough money, I wont ever have to hold a real job. I did that for years and it fucking sucks.
>>152932224tell me your secret bro
>>152932349gigaslop
>>152932354>AFC vs AFCUnprecedented
>>152932348that's nothing you faggot. go on /biz/ to see some real money.
>>152932349Unifed Football League: spring football
this game has been incredibly boring like every other Eagles game and I am hoping they lose because of this
>>152932335Kevin DurantKobeTerell SuggsCam Akers
>>152931673"You're the Target of my sexual obsession"
>>152932327>black people giving each other potentially life-long injuries for our entertainmentWhy wouldn't they like it?
>>152932348You are jealous. Simple as.
>>152932349USFL and XFL merged
>>152932158crown jewel of dak asscotts career btw
>>152932354>Two AFC teams in the super bowl
>>152932370Don't care kike
the OL didn't even block for that run ffs
Why's this 50 year old woman talking about football on the field lol
>>152932356Tyreek HillRashee Rice
>>152932382no conflicts?
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>>152931673"you ever see Career Opportunities?"
>>152932380Hes here with me but has money hes afraid to spend
>>152932349basically, NFL is like uk premier league and UFL is like MLS
A based HC like Belichick would bench a player who pulled that shit. Even in the SB.
>>152932386>doesn't spend every last dollar on coomerbait or goyslop>called a kikeyou must be brown
>>152932389seriously where is my girl Laura
Barkley, it's windy, it's not raining butter, just grip the fucking ball
>run >run>short pass>punthere we go again
>5 hitch routes AGAIN
>>152932385Its going to happen.
>>152932400that's me, I am a millionaire by n/w but feel poor and afraid to spend
I say, I say, listen up, boy, them Philadelphia Eagles are fixin' to get their feathers ruffled and their beaks bent outta shape against them San Francisco 49ers in this here NFC Wild Card showdown! Why, them Eagles might be struttin' around like the cock of the walk with their home-field advantage and that fancy defense, but I tell ya, they've been as inconsistent as a rooster tryin' to crow with a mouthful of corn—losin' games they should've won and barely scrapin' by in others. Meanwhile, them 49ers got that Brock Purdy slingin' the ball like a slingshot fulla buckshot, Christian McCaffrey runnin' wilder than a fox in the henhouse, and a defense led by Nick Bosa that's gonna sack that Jalen Hurts feller so many times he'll think he's back in Oklahoma diggin' potatoes! Revenge is sweeter than molasses for San Fran after that 2022 NFC Championship whoopin', and with the Eagles nursin' some bumps and bruises from a rough season endin' 11-6, them underdog Niners are primed to upset the apple cart and send Philly packin' faster than you can say "gold rush." Mark my words, boy, it's gonna be a pluckin' good time for the red and gold!
>>152932373>Kevin Durantgood point>Kobehe was old like kittle is, he never came back right>Terell Suggsi still dont know what the hell happened here, he was back after like 5 months. was it just partial?>Cam Akersbest example, fucking twice he did this. and came back quickly. but still, he is far from what he was before the one against the vikings.
Im watching this on TSN and there are way too many BMAF & IMWF. WTF is going on there
>>152932405You're screencapping your savings for 4chan football image board replies. Ill be jealous but you're desperate for attention. Deal?
>>152932445Canada is insane now
>>152932400>omg you must CONSOOMThis is why you're poor. Well, that and being lazy and uneducated with no marketable job skills.
>>152932445Maybe you should ask yourself why you find that odd?
gayest fucking tax filing service commercial ive ever seen has to be like eagles fan tier
>>152932446only if you admit you're brown
>>152932458Having people force it is what's odd.
>>152932446Fair enough.
>>152932452Sure rich kid :)
>>152932445demoralization
NEW BREADEEDED
someone tell this retard patullo we are only up by 3
>>152932462Taxes was so taxxy! SIMPLE FORM 1040 ONLYGARUENTEE
Make a fucking thread
>>152932462>allow government to withhold taxes from paycheck>still have to file taxes
damn we're only two minutes into q3 and i already finished my bowl of ice cream
>>152932308Because Peko sexo.
bake a new thread fuckdammit
>>152932308day of the pillow soon boomer
>>152932495This board should learn to take threads to page ten instead.
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>>152932445LOL see the ad by Bell where the QT Asian is on the bus, noticed a black man sitting by himself, so then develops the strength to rise above her racism and surprised next to him? Lol
152932467Nobody's forcing anything you pathetic waste of hide. No bump for you.
