Chiefies
>>152933092I want the Patriots to win tonight so the Bills can go to Denver and eliminate them
>No LamarHas won like 1 playoff game>No BurrowGlass Joe>No MahomesHe's washed
>Mom said it's MY turn to get raped by superior divisions in the playoffs!kek burrsfags
cruella de vill looking ahh
>tfw watching a full weekend plus MNF of lesser teams hurting each other trying to make it to the divvyLuv the new format
Lanigger Jackwab
i need the bills to lose so i can post this
Why does it feel like the Niners are the only team that have had actual fullbacks in the last 20 years
>>152933209is that colleen wolfe?
>>152933289only 5 teams have fullbacks and julcyzlanski, or whatever his name is, is by far the best fullback
>>152933131I want the chargers to win so the steelers can play the bills.
Why doesn't the home team simply ban the away team from entering their stadium? Literally free wins.
>>152933255You just did retard. Now it has no luster you buster. Way to blow it, gay boy.
>>152933217you're going to get humilated by the bills. and i say this as someone thats rooting against them literally every game they play.
>>152933348Because then they would have to forfiet easy win for the visitor.
>>152933366Fraudkeks are going to get BTFO by any AFC team they play. But yeah Allen would punish them the hardest
>>152933123can you make her my wife? just teleport her into my apartment from wherever she is please
>>152933524She is built for Big Chiefs Cock only.
how the FUCK is this not a penalty?
>joshie beat the jags but his wife will be going to after partiesso who really won?
>>152933775I’ve never seen her go to one game
>>152933775Only pussies and fags like Kelce need emotional support from women.
>>152933775>Pedro Pascal might ask her to peg him
Prediction: patriots will lose tonight in overtime Texans win by less than 6 points tomorrow at Pittsburgh
Barkley ded
Why is Philly the only stadium with trash actively floating around the field?Dirty ass fucking stadium
Why is there a GIANT sports betting ad in on the big screen of a stadium where they are playing a sports game? Seems kinda weird...
what the hell is wrong with those assholes?
>>152933775>>152933855divorce within 3 years
>>152934090Josh is every womans dream man.
>>152934087They think they are tough because the heard stories of their grandpa throwing snowballs at santa. They are the biggest twinks of the USA, however.
what was nick saying to AJ brown?
>MY GRANDPA FOUGHT SANTA WITH SNOWBALLS!!!>YOU BETTER RUN OR ME AND MY 10 BUDDIES WILL THROW BEER CANS AT YOU FOR WEARING ANOTHER TEAM'S JERSEY IN "OUR" STADIUM!!!!lel, bunch of twink faggots.
>>152934209>should have traded your overrated nigger ass
>>152934143nah, that's jalen hurts
>>152934237>a nigOk, moshie. back to synagogue you go.
>>152934221our children are tougher than your """""men"""""
>>152934237Nah, women have incredible gaydar.
>>152934265"your" children get raped by meth addicts every night
Bears and their fans are classless. They have less class than the filthadelphia fans cheering for Kittle being injured. Gutless head coach screaming “fuck the Packers” … real professional group there
>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia primarily films in Los Angeles, where most interiors are shot on setskwab, even "their" woke TV show is fake.
IT IS ALL OVER EAGLESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE IGGLES DIE
>hurts slides late>refs call unnecessary roughness on the niners the fix is in
>didn't go for 2Shannys game management is just awful
>looks elite one series >looks like nathan peterman the nextwhy is he so bipolar?
Is LaFleur getting fired? He has one year left on his deal. It's pretty rare for teams to let a coach play out the last year of his contract if things aren't going great. Adam Schefter seemed pretty confident that they were going to extend him before last night, but today seemed way less confident.
>>152934308Cool.
>cry all year that you don't get 30 targets a game>get all the targets in the playoffs>drop them all
AJ Brown is a bum lmao
>>152934533typical for a system babby
AJ Black’s lack of eyebrows suggests hypothyroidism and subsequent estrogen problems from unchecked aroma taste activity. Makes sense given his chimpy antics.
big dom is ELITE
>>152934650his race is known for high amounts of estrogen.
>>152934658Was never in question
>>152933709Never bend over mid-burp.
>>152934658catches balls like he catches fists to the face. the fat fuck fake italian wannabe cocksucker. hope he keels over after the game and it hurts him and his family cries for weeks.
>>152934694who hurt you?
chikaner hereidk if the eagles losejews are currently burning thirdie dogs homeland and stealing it from themanother massive win for our side against them just a week after we heemed Venezuela and taught BRICSfags their place
My Calebs would bootyblast both of these dogshit conferences.
>>152934725>le updoot dis post guize!!!!
>>152934612>>152934613>>152934650Is he KWABOTW?
what a bad ass
Tell me again why he can't be the MVP?
sudaca thirdie "muh white southern cone" dogs learn their place>>152934736idc*
SQUIRTS MELTY
>shitgles
SAY YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY
>gaylen squirts and the absolute shantytown of philthadelphia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMUVaPzlDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMUVaPzlDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMUVaPzlDQ
k the rams have no excuses if they don't win the SB this year
DIE NIGGLES DIE
>IGGLESAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH
The West runs the NFC
>Bryce Young and the Super Bowl winning Eagles have the same number of playoff wins KWAB
We get to play another game, Ninerbros!
>2 INTs>DOOR DASHERS AT WR>HOF TE DEAD ON HIS FIRST PASS PLAY>FRONT SEVEN MADE OF UBER DRIVERS>STILL WON
>>152934694big dom is OFFICIALLY recognized as a full blooded italian by the national italian-american foundation cope and seethe
>THE TRASH-STREWN FENT-ADDLED SHITHOLE KNOWN AS FILTHYDELPHIA
Tom is so damn happy that San Fran is going to win
Bye iggles lmao
Bearies Rammies coming up next week. Hopefully coastfag doesn't have a brain aneurysm.
YEAR OF THE WHITE MAN
If the Eagles have balls, they fire the HC, OC tonight. They also hire Stefanski tomorrow after there mandatory DEI interview. They they trade Hurts to the Jets the first chance they get to the Jets.
LFG. gonna bootyblast the 40whiners again
eagles bros... our long nightmare is overPATULLO IS GETTING FIRED
GAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTS >GAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTSGAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTS >GAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTSGAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTS >GAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTSGAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTS >GAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTSGAYLEN 'BUS RIDER' SQUIRTS
>season on the line>use a timeout to coordinate the perfect play >throw into triple coverageSQUIRTING
CMC IS A LIVING GODSALEH IS A GENIUS
>Iggles
Good now we can stop pretending that Philly is some sort of a dark horse destined for the owl just because they won it last year
those fucking timeouts were necessary?
>QBs who season their chicken
>>152934978>he thinks Patullo is getting firedLMAO
nanners win lol. I love this season.
And now I can finally post this>good OC: go to owl>bad OC: first round exit>good OC: go to owl>bad OC: first round extPATULLO IS GONE BROS, WE'RE FREE
>>152934971Whoa man, you don't just go and make radical moves like that in the NFL...
now you have to come to seattle without kittle
>>152934987with coaching like that every route is into triple coverage
>black QBs
>seahawks vs 49ers*sigh* I GUESS that's better than the rams but...
>best defensive players injured>best offensive players injured>winsThe Shiggles are just trash. Losing to this literal whos. Shanny is a top tier coach and that is why TB12 wanted to play for him
>throwing into triple coverage but why?
>you now remember Fentadelphians saying they would repeat
AJ brown is washed
>seahawks get a 2nd round bye along with the rams
>No Chiefs or Eagles in the owl this yearKino
>home teams are 1-3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAEAGLES
>>152934308relax anon you’ll live
>>152934977See you in the NFCCG, total califag death.
>>152935049He doesn't trust Brown anymore.
>3 out of 5 black QB's eliminated already>one playing tomorrow>0 victories by black QB's over white QB'sNiggerbros...
Wins aren’t a QB stat unless you lose to a shit team while you have a loaded roster
NFC has 3 west teams in the divisional
>>152935017There is no possible way Patullo is not getting fired. Also Howie is going to get 2 1sts for AJ. >>152935049It was a terrible play call it's not like anyone else was open.
>philly
Is AJ Brown going to chimp out now?
>>152935064darnold throwing 4 picks
OrsonWelleslaughing.jpg
and then there were two
i need houston to obliterate the steelers tonight as a consolation prize
Burrsbros how do >we feel about this? Eagles were obviously weaker than the Rams
>>152935043its worse. now we have to play both of them cause the rams are going to blowout the fraudulent bears. i think i would have rather gotten the rams this next week with stafford injured and let the bears beatup on the niners some more
I called him Cock Turdy.....
>>152935064if you don't expect a Sam Darnold chokejob of legendary proportions, you don't know ball.
>>152935092I hope he does so it signals even more to Howie he should just be traded.
>>152935049>last play of the game>can't run>no one open>desperation throware YOU retarded?
>>152935049Lack of a prefrontal cortex
BUSRIDER
>3 of the final 4 NFC teams are from the westwhen will the rest of the league acknowledge their superiority?
>>152935072About to be 1-5
Well, now what?
How the fuck do you lose AT HOME to a completely decimated and depleted 49ers team? This game needs to be studied.
All the black QBs are now eliminated. Only whites and mullatos are left.
Do the Eagles intentionally hire Italians to appeal to the Philly fanbase? Lurie isn't italian.
>needing a meme play to winniners are frauds
>jesterguild getting uppity
>>152935103Well they're playing tomorrow, so that's not gonna happen
Back to mediocrity retards, the major fluke in history of the Super Bowl was last year.GET FUCKED NIGGLES.
>>152935128>>no one open#2 looks open enough and Hurts was under NO pressure
>>152935092He has no right to chimp out after that 3rd down drop and multiple fuck ups, if GODert didn't step up on 4th down he'd be clowned to death
>>152935142He's coming back next year
heh
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603Here ya go! Enjoy!
>>152935084>Also Howie is going to get 2 1sts for AJ. After this performance? You are not even getting a single 1st for this bum.
>>152935109if we didn't choke just now you would have eviscerated us yeah
>>152935183kek
>>152935080what about Gayleb Willhecomeoutiams?
>>152935142Howie needs to call Mike McDaniel now to be OC. I would personally fire Sirianni and Patullo and go with Stefanski but if they're keeping Sirianni it needs to be an OC that won't get poached.
>3 NFC West teams in the divisional best division all time
>>152935136Just proof that division winners should get a spot but not an automatic home game. Seeding should be based on record.
Give Shanahan coach of that year. He's out there winning with XFL niggas.
>>152935098Caleb is spiritually white.
>this zesty mfer is gonna win it allthis league is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RL11jGdDD8
>>152935144mullatos are black too
Damn bruh the eagles are kinda shit
>no kittles>no trent>no warner>shanachoke>us12'syeah who we playing in the nfcc?
What are my ninies up to!? WOOOOHOOOOO
>losing to meme plays
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA everyone laugh at Jags FAGS season over bitches. Toxins take the owl.
Rams vs Bears (Saturday Night)Niners vs Seahawks (Sunday afternoon)
>>152935147Holy CWAP
Good guys finally won a game.
Purdy is less of a bus rider than Hurts
>>152935187Some dumb team like the Jets or Raiders will do it.
>>152935179Kevin needs to go and never be allowed near a football again, at this point I’m good with Nick gone too he’s allowed this to go on all year without any fixes just standing behind his friend saying everything is fine.
>>152935136Cards would booty blast all of these shit team
not-so-fun fact: the owner of the Chiefs bar in South Philly killed himself a couple months ago
>>152935210Roach! Get down from there!
>>152935179if it was up to nick, he'd be back. but howie calls the shots, and he isn't retarded enough to keep patullo as OC
Turns out the strat to beating squirts is giving him a clean pocket and 10 years to throw so he inexplicably runs out to toss it into the sideline while under zero pressure
>>152935147we had to use up our special SB play... well done Eagles you really took us to the limit...
>>152935166Dotson couldn't catch to save his life AJ Brown even would have been a better choice despite his 3 drops
>>152935196>NFCC is going to be NFCW vs NFCWflyovers will seethe so hard kek
>>152935231>niners>good guysNo team from commiefornia is good
>have 3 timeouts>over 2:30 left>don't run>just spam passesI'm so glad Patullo is done
>>152935147Tush push is the reddit of meme plays
>>152935034Why does that look like my uncircumcised benis?
Smokin that eagles pack
>Game. Blouses.
>>152935233Purdy can actually throw, he made use of a shitty WR room without Kittle, Aiyuk, and Pearsall.Hurts is just an RB.
>>152935195There are so many vacancies and so little names out there he's getting a hc gig. Right now he's probably the #2 on the market coach, that's how bleak shit is. If lafluer gets fired he's number 3
>>152935170He never did have the right to chimp, and he always does anyway. He thinks he's God's gift to football even when he drops easy balls.
>NOOOO OUR NEGRO ISN'T REALLY BLACKkek flyovers
Bills 49ers owl
Great Wild Card weekend desu
>>152935250fucking crazy how squirts was running around like he was in danger when the 9ers have literally the worst pass rush in the league with bosa hurt, squirts was seein ghosts out there
>>152935210washing down tequila
Was AJ Brown out?
Total. West. Superiority.
>>152935209rams are going to bootyblast the bear
>>152935233>>152935268Hurts unironically played better than Purdy. If Hurts had an OC like Shanahan the 49ers would've won 4 owls by now.
>>152935267Feels good being a KANG
>getting beat by Brick Shitty and a team of flaming homosexuals
>>152935233No shit, he didn't play great this game but Purdy was actually trying to make plays with a nonexistent receiving corp. I don't think non-niner fans realize just how bad this roster is offensively, with Kittle ded it is a Top 5 pick bad
I’ve been watching football all day.
I’m now convinced all the Jalen hurts “top 5 qb” talk after the last Super Bowl was simply because people wanted to show off the QB on the team that embarrassed Mahomes
>>152935136Tardinals pull the average down too hard.>>152935200Can them still hire (good) guys to fill the rooster or the salary cap impede them?
The league is REALLY going to end up with a Seahawks vs Toxins Super Bowl
>>152935250>>152935289He's been doing this his entire career.
WHO READY TO GLEAM??!?!?
>don't take out purdy with a dirty hit in the game. >lose. Really makes you think.
How many TVs were just unceremoniously murdered in Philadelphia in the past 20 minutes?
>>152935306Seriously though, what happened to Aiyuk? >>152935312Jalen has the worst OC in the league, unironically. There's nothing he can do.
Well the niners can't win the owl without kittle. It's looking good for my bears
kwab status?
This is his year.
>>152935296https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/106918662/#106919037https://archive.is/cHeh4>thirdies cucked by sven for years>paid for their sexhouse in sweden>the reason she never streamsthis is nutsabsolute humiliation ritual
>>152935317rams*. puke-a is apparently unstoppable
>>152935317whats wrong with the 2 best defenses in the league in the super bowl?
still don't quite understand how philly managed to blow that game
>>152935317Sounds like fun desu
bracket busted, thank you niggles. the coaching advantage proved more important than the roster advantage
>>152935268>he made use of a shitty WR room>passes to CMC onlyHow come he's not an MVP?
>>152935300You're right. Purdy is shit, Shanny is just the greatest offensive mind of all time.
1ST QB IN THE SUPERBOWL
BREAKING: Kevin Patullo to return to Eagles as OC Sources tell @RapSheet - ESPN
>>152935333>Seriously though, what happened to Aiyuk?CTE is the only thing that makes sense.
Holy kino
>>152935207Nope. One drop rule. If you got wh*te blood you aint black.
>>152935312He’s top 5 because he’s played in two super bowls and has a ring, which is more than any QB other than Mahomes can say Until another QB can match that, your feelings about it are irrelevant
>>152935328>a dirty hitwhy are you trannys like this? you wouldn't have won the owl anyway, you would've choked like you always do >>152935348>3 points off 2 turnovers and a bad punt>like 5 3 and outs >defense got gassedreally not hard
>>152935346Poopa*
NFC WEST RUNS THIS SHITHOLE FUCKING LEAGUE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
>triple coverage
>>152935336F
We might actually get a Bills Bears owl
THE ONLY THING JALEN HURTS DID WRONG THIS GAME WAS NOT AUDIBLE OUT OF EVERY SINGLE PLAY HE WAS TOLD TO RUNA COACH WHO ONLY BELIEVES IN WINNING THE TURNOVER GAME AND DESPITE TWO PICKS LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
>>152935351>only CMCDemarcus fucking Robinson has 100+ Yds
>>152935361Soon >LAC 34 -- NE 28
What happened guys?
>>152935362By that rules there's basically no blacks in america
>>152935250>clean pocket and 10 years to throwwhy can't my qb have this :(
>thirdies are currently having their land set on fire and then stolen from them by jewskek absolute state of sudacas
>Football Gods punishing the Eagles for playing murderball against George Kittle and against Cam Skattebased earlier in the yearHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fraudcheck status:>Barely passed (still on fraudwatch):BearsRams>Failed:EaglesJags>Up next:Patriots
>>152935352That's why I want the Eagles to get a Shanahan babby OC like McDaniels. He could scheme up some great shit. I respect the hell out of Shanahan. KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE >KEVIN PATULLO INVENTED THE PREVENT OFFENSE
>>152935361Weren't they all blowouts last year? These are all really good games.
Do not worry, filthynigs are too busy overdosing on fent to realize what is happening.
>>152935209>Probably on Saturday so less rest for the Niners
Remember when "he" said the entire NFCW would go one and done
>>152935209obvious answer is rams, but the bears have some real team of destiny shit this year so you never know
>>152935333>Seriously though, what happened to Aiyuk?No one really knows. His rehab wasn't going well and he just stopped showing up to work.
>>152935317this is the least gay combo left remaining
>>152935365I guess current Rodgers is top 3 too because he has a ring and went to a Super Bowl. Fuck off with your casual logic. Jalen hurts is an average competent QB. Hes rarely gonna fuck your team with bad play unless he has bad coaching, but he’s nothing remarkable.
Gaylen 'Bus Rider' Squirts
I can't stop ACKing this weekend.
We're about to see why Flake Gaye was taken after Caleb and Jayden.
I cannot BELIEVE that the offensive coordinator threw the ball into triple coverage.
I’m in a football coma bros. So many good playoff games
lmao how the hell did this banged up 49ers team beat the eagles???
>>152935317>he doesn't want a 4-2 spaghettib owl
All that effort just to get raped by the Seahawks with no kittle
>>152934756Only way is to get lucky and be a statgod in the same year where there's no QB standouts. He's done enough to get it 3-4 times now but there's only one QB down year every 15-20 years
>>152935406who dis
>>152935389they'll vote for the zog puppet milei anyway
>>152935361>thousand yard stare>smile>smile>smilemasaka...
why are they like this?
>>152935416Who? Anonymous?
>>152935445>darnoldno
The ambulance moves on.
Eagles are pathetic. They’re way too talented to have such shit offense. They would be clear title favorites if they’d didn’t have a shit OC
>>152935136So the seahawks have already won their game? Why bother showing up?
I'm still bummed that the Bills won. Boring outcome.
>doubting rock pretty
And then there were three...
>>152935423Rodgers’ last ring was in 2011 you utter retard, that’s the difference
>>152935459He left the jesterguild. He is fully unlocked.
>>152935293Based
>>152935456fent withdrawals
#ExtendKevinPatullo #PatulloMustStay
>>152935399The Redskins and Bucs game was close.
>>152935336ugggh that rubberband snap thing makes me hurl each time.
dont forget that the field was literally covered in little bits of trash for the whole game toofilthy is literally full of subhumans
>>152935480maybe your bubble is retarded if they all lose on the first weekend
>>152935435with offensive minds like him every route runs into triple coverage
I would just like to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for the fact that my team does not have a black QB. Amen.
>>152935463And a white qb
Problem, San Francisco?
>>152935336>that snap. What body part snaps like that
Eagles are gonna go on a revenge tour next year when they get Mike Mcdaniels at OC
>>152935512but they do?
>>152935195McDaniel needs to be the Lions OC
>>152935519He just caught passes instead.
>>152935519GOATY will rape you
these games have been suspiciously good
>>152935456my grandpa threw snowballs at santa so imma finna throw beers at people....but only when we outnumber them and there is a fence between us. kek TWINK FAGGOT FENT PHAGGOTS
kek, r/eagles is crashing out
>>152935506I cannot BELIEVE that the offensive coordinator threw the ball to his triple-covered first read while under no pressure.
>>152935511Does this include mixed black QBs?
>>152935511Amen!
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>152935541All the good guys are winning, that’s why
>>152935520achilles is doneprobably won't play at the same level ever again
>brockem sockem marching down in the clutch
>>152935550>blaming the OC instead of the clearly shit black qb who doesn't even come close to passing the eye test
>>152935520that's the calf after the achilles tears
she didnt even take josh allen's unborn child to witness daddy's big win
What happens if the 9ers make da 'owl but theyre so depleted they run an old school platoon system. Do reffies allow it?
Nfl has been redeemed
>>152935553>>152935579please I beg you all to actually watch tape
Hahhahahhahaa the Eagles lost to a Niners team without ; >Bosa>Warner >Aiyouk>Kittle >Pearsall AND more. Hahhahahha
>>152935562How do you even have the nerve to post here after being so brutally exposed, let alone talk like you’re winning anything?
>black qb literally cant make a single completion multiple games during the year>LE HECKIN FIRE PATULLOIggles fans are hopeless
>NFC North has 3 playoff teams last year>Zero wins>NFC West has 3 playoff teams this year>All 3 make divisional roundThese hoes need to stop fucking with us
The Eagles offense is bad that they made the depleted Niners defense look competent
>>152935562its crazy to think that women this hot exist.
>>152935550Tell Trump to let the cartels bring in an emergency shipment of fent before the city becomes even more of a shithole than it already is.
>black QBs>always open>niggles
I don't know why people just can't accept that Hurts is not that good but good enough to get carried if the roster is stacked enough. He is average
>>152935343His hospital team is getting sent home next week
>>152935583Wildcard is meaningless, championship games are the only thing that matter.
>Rain City Bitch Pigeons
>>152935583pregnant mommas need to pee like every 30 seconds, probably figured it wasn' worth it
>>152935591That’s the difference between the best coach in the league and a “coach” that’s a bus rider
Eagles fan should be happy to be the first step on the way to the Purdynasty
>rams get to rape the bearsneat
Niners won their super bowl tonight
Jfc what a trash fanbase
>>152935592Kek rasm make ya seethe
>>152935596>bad OC >one-and-done>good OC>superbowl MVPyeah, it's totally the QBany more takes, non-ball-knower?
>>152935583The Golden Globes are clearly more important
>>152935619she is at the golden globes
>>15293559149IRS are cursed with bottomless talent pool filled with glass bones
>>152935590Alright, what number does the OC wear so I can identify him?
>>152935183That was edited very well. (Assuming it is an edit?)
Eagles should've ran the ball at least once while down in the redzone when it was clear time wasn't a factor any more.
>>152935625Kek yeah the Bears aren’t the Panthers champ, you’re getting raped
>the Eagles OC only completed 58% of his passes and took 35 attempts to reach 168 yardsBro they really need to find a replacement for this guy!!!
>>152935642They should have burned their conditioning staff to the ground by now
>>152935585Who could stop it?
>>152935611Because he won a ring and to causals you can’t be an average QB and get a ring. Even though it’s a team game and the eagles are stacked, and we’ve seen average QBs get rings.I’d rather see annoying Jalen Hurt casuals every once in a While than let Mahomes have a 3PEAT so I’m happy with this timeline
>>152935601I warned you about patullo bro>>152935631
>Lameme missed the playoffs>Mutthomes missed the playoffs>Shit Shitshit missed the playoffs>Hurts out of the playoffs>Young out of the playoffs>Love out of the playoffs>Moore BTFO in college ball>Chambliss out of the college playoff>Mendoza Heisman>Maye or Stafford MVP
Seacocks please you're our only hope to stop the 9ers from memeing their way into an undeserved owl
>>152935627Our superbowl would at least have to be beating the Seahawks.
>>152935637What happened to the good oc
Just need the Chargers to win for the CA sweep. Then I'll celebrate with some In n Out.
>>152935631And they still lost lmao
49ers are getting knocked out by the Seahawks next weekend. Rams vs. Bears game is gonna be a good watch but I think the Rams are going to win. NFC title match will be Seahawks vs. Rams and it's still a question mark to me.
>>152935652Barkley is shit, would have been a wasted down
>>152935480Mine is still going strong
>>152935611This Eagles loss is like 75% on AJ Brown alone, 15% on Eagles OC that kept calling shitty TFL run plays, and 10% Hurts lack of pocket presence
>>152935664CJ Stroud will carry on!
>>152935441I ordered a pizza with cheesesticksI've been in a food/football coma all day and its extremely comfy. The yuropeean mind cant comprehend it
>>152935637>Superbowl MVPThe ultimate dei award. Should have gone to someone on defense.
>>152935637Same reply you said to me in the game thread. You're a retarded cunt if you think this team is a good oc away.
>>152935664Thank you for respecting japanese quarterback daniels-sama.
>>152935662>he won a ring>he wonehhhhhhhhhh
The Eagles with Saleh as DC/ Assistant HC and McDaniel as OC would be unstoppable.
>>152935627Na man, the Eagles lost all their respect. Shouldn’t have even beat the Rams last year. Hahahahha
Now ban the Tush Push and they worst than the Jets next season.
>>152935669if they manage to get past the seahawks the rams will bootyblast them
>>152935694I agree , even though I still think Hurts is average. Next year they’re gonna be much better though and really scary. They’re still in their title window
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>>152935646try looking right herewait no that's just what the OC told them to runbut I'm sure >your QB could complete that pass when those routes are run 20 times a game
>>152935653>domebabies in January at soldier field>their kicker is inconsistentLol
the $(ers would have won three super bowls if all of their players were not made of glass.
>>152935698All great games, no filler. It’s a great time to be an NFL enjoyer
Lmao @ the shitty eagle retards
Jame Elliott missed his final extra point as an eagle tonight
>>152935714Nacua is going to single handedly destroy the entire Bears team, franchise, and organization because they do not know to to stop even the simplest passes
>>152935664>QBs who pay for bananas with counterfeit $20s
Can people see that Jalen Hurts to Watch is actually the weak link on the Eagles yet? Without a literal superteam Hurts isn't good enough.
seriously, what's next for the eagles?
Why are Poopa Stans so God damn retarded constantly?
>>152935744yeah the bears are a joke
>>152935711but they did because they were the better team
Is Aj Brown leaving this off season?
>>152935744the stripes are the only chance the bears have
>>152935520Muh dick
>>152935744The refs are going to destroy Puka's career because he disrespected the tribe.
>>152935742>Jameuh oh, the fent is already kicking in. night night sleepy.
the only way this weekend couldve gone better is if the panthers pulled off the upset
>>152935747>QBs who splatter salmonella all over their fucking kitchen by washing their chicken
>>152935631This is exactly why Eagles will never be respected or even loved.
Patullo is a weak scape goat. The eagles won last year because they combined an all time great season from their runningback with an elite defense. Since that will never happen again they will fade back to mediocrity since their franchise qb is nothing but a black game manager and their star WR will be traded.
>>152935744That upsets me. Can we fire a DC and hire a new one before next game? That piece of shit has been awful for the bears
>>152935732I cannot believe the offensive coordinator ran to the right while under zero pressure and missed the open lane up the middle.
>>152935735If all the other teams died and aliens invaded your bussy then the 49ers would win the owl every year
>>152935774I don’t see why they would bother keeping him.
>>152935744Is Stat Padford still throwing the ball, or did they bench him yet?
>>152935744If only they led the league in takeaways
>>152935768Beaten the 49ers? No pr else they would’ve
>>152935708they already got their lifer DC who is one of the best
>>152935744thisflyovers will be humbled hard
really wasn't hertz fault
>>152935781insulting the refs and the jews on the same night is such a power move that they respect it
FORECAST FOR NEXT WEEKEND IN CHIMPCONGORASM ARE A DOMEBABBY TEAMSTAT PADFORD HAS BEEN A DOMEBABBY HIS WHOLE CAREERBURRS IN THE NFCCG CONFIRMED
>Rams beat Bears>Niners beat Seahawks>NFCCG rematch from 2021>This time the Niners can host the OwlThis is the most Kino outcome
>>152935664Here's another one to add in.
>>152935685If the Rams beat the cardiac bears they will smash seattle.
Kino:>Seahawks vs Texans>Seahawks vs ChargersMeh:>Seahawks vs BillsTrash:>Seahawks vs Broncos>Seahawks vs Patriots>Seahawks vs Steelers
>>152935775>>152935781True but will the refs truly unlock in the divisional or the championship game? It's entirely dependent on if the NFL wants the narrative of the brave zesty fag destroying the chud or not.
Is Saquons fall off a result of scheme?
>>152935712the Bills ran the tush push more than the Eaglesmany teams ran it with a better success rate, do you actually watch the games?
I'd also like to go on record that Josh Allen is still a fraud and won't be winning shit this year
>>152935794>QBs whose wonderlic scores are lower than their reading levels
>>152935826
>>152935774Welcome to Pittsburgh
>>152935821He had a clean pocket multiple times throughout the game then decided to randomly roll to the right and throw incompletions. The 49ers pass rush is fucking abysmal, he was never in any real danger but played like he was
>>152935820If it's a flyover why are the rams faggots flying to chicago?
>>152935841He was always a linebabby. The line is worse, so he can no longer get yards
>>152935813>Nineokay now post the Bears going against a real quarterback
>>152935852Do you have any smug horses
>>152935855he'd kill himself after 5 minutes there
>>152935844and a cuck
>>152935841Of course it is. They run the same two run plays (shotgun inside zone or undercenter up the middle) for 99% of the plays and the defense just jumps the handoff. that's why he gets hit so much in the backfield. I know spee will meme but eagles fans have watched this shit all year. I'm glad it's over and Patullo is gone.
>>152935821/sp/ doesn't know ball they won't listenjust leave them to cope and seethe when they get a competent OC next season and restock the trenches
>Stafford going back to the jester's court to blow out King Jester on his way to an MVP, a second ring, a Super Bowl MVP, and a gold jacketI'm loving this storyline
McCaffrey and Bijan are the only non o-line baby RBs in the league, arguably Henry as well
Eagle fans already want to get rid of Hurts and Brownholy fuck these people are so unlikable
>>152935655>People actually think Hurts isn't just a bus rider on that teamPut Herbert on there and they'd win another SB
>>152935874let's hope so
>>152935859did the rams just stay on the east coast instead of flying back to LA for a few days?
>>152935863I gotcha senpai
>>152935826>forecast for next weekendAnon a forecast around lake Michigan is correct only in the preceding 6 hours
>>152935767Made it this far through sheer grit and sovl. A joke would be winning 9 games and not making the playoffs, like a tease. Bears just won a playoff game with 1yr coach and 1.5 year QB against their rival. Your team probably doesn't even have a rival because they're boring. Bears won their superbowl. Maybe it keeps going..
Josh Allen is just white Hurts
>>152935888says who?actual fans know they aren't the problem
>>152935889>Ifbert
>>152935397>Bills not mentioned at allBroncos or Texans will end them.
>I>HURTS>MYSELF>TODAY
>>152935828TEMUJIN BABEWhere you been?
Fuck you guys. None of this is Hurts fault. He didn’t drop passes.
lots of dropped passes near the end sealed the deal really
>>152935863
Caleb > Shit ShitfordSimple as.
>>152935844Lamar in the playoffs 3-4Allen 8-6Niggers are fucking dumb as shit, that's why you are a slave race.
My prediction: Halftime comes and the LArgers will have a thicc lead. They will collapse halfway through the third quarter and the Gaytriots will win by 4.
>>152935916>4.8 yards/attempt
>>152935913She (male) was sucking my average sized niner cock.
>>152935898lol against the fucking 9-7 lowest seed packersgood luck with a real team
will the tranime discord spam about black qbs after gayleb gets eliminated next week?
>>152935900Hurts is white Josh Allen>>152935889yes surely the known choker is the answer and not the guy who was already superbowl MVP
>>152935887Bijan is a quitter baby which is worse
>>152935906im listening to Philly radio rn, one guy already called crying about Hurts and Brown.https://www.audacy.com/stations/94wip
>>152935550note how they dont blame AJ Brown for all his drops, or acknowledge SF pays their players too, it's literally 100% the OC
>>152935867Not him but>QBs with single mothers
>dicker
Oh No where are all the Eagles fans hehe
You guys said Vrabal sucks. Why does he have the Patriots playing so well?
Now we just need the fraudulent Patriots to lose and this will be a perfect day
Go chorgers
>>152935955I want to hatefuck tamamo.
what team is tradding for AJ? Vegas would be hilarious
>>152935963gloating that patullo is gone and the eagles are going to the owl next season
>>152935935both are shit
>>152935800that lane is only there BECAUSE he bailed to the rightyou're just pretending to be retarded for the (you)s, right?
HOLY MEDIOCRE
>>152935924>different yearyou lose>>152935895
>>152935955Tama rape
>>152935976AJ isn’t worth any more than a 4th round pick, why trade?
>>152935564>rams >billseh a "few" good guys at least
>>152935941>meanwhile the rams beat an 8 win team cool cope
>>152935963Getting drugs in Kensington to cope with the L
>>152935888checkedthere is no way in hell either of these leave any time soon after the Eagles have basically committed financial suicide to keep them
>>152935949Probably won't be back til mid/late 2026 season
>>152935963>>152935980doubling their fent intake.
Herbert's legacy is on the line
>>152935949so he's back in 2027, playoffs maybe?
>>152936008Thats division winner 8 win team to you.
>>152935984>loins
>>152935949Imagine 9ers beat the Hawks
>>152935980Holy cope haahahaha
>>152935987That's the same game zoomie
>>152935964Havent they only beaten one team this year with a winning record?
>>152935951WIP callers are dumb inbreds and should be disregardedif a fanbase has a lowest rung it would be sports radio call-ins
>>152936008its not cope. the rams lost to them earlier in the season too. they matchup well and are a decent team. the bears are the most fraudulent team in the playoffs and you know it
>>152935963I only show up when they lose :)the suffering makes the wins that much sweeter
>>152935949It's ogre
>>152936025>rasms
>>152936015>>152936032you haven't watched the eagles all yearI genuinely don't enjoy watching them play football
>>152936024nah, that's my cock in your mouth and you eagerly sucking to get your reward.
>>152935963you're not reading the thread then?
they deserve to lose for "resting" their players (offense) at the last game, motherfuckers play essentially only one half all season
>>152935951Omg a heckin mentally ill retard called in a radio station drunk in 2026? Literally nobody listens to sports radio. Philly sports radio is so pathetic, they always have random non sports related topics to discuss
>>152936049I don't remember either of those games
>bearsfags lost to the 3rd best NFCW team>think they stand a chanceoh ho ho ho ho
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>>152935963There are no eagles fans on /sp/
>>152936094same with the Rams
>>152936091New>>152936091In a few
>>152935963Im right here. Missed opportunity because literally every team is fraudulent this season.
>>152933775Industry plant
>>152935639I'm honestly shocked this shit still exists. No one cares. The ratings are nonexistent. The "awards" are meaningless. Just the ((media)) sucking its own dick for 3 hours. Seriously, who the everloving fuck still gives even a single shit about the golden globes? Even the Oscars are a joke now.
>>152936103Eagles were frauding it up right along with them, dropping games to absolute jobbers.it would have been nice to repeat, but this iteration of the team was never consistent enough to do so.
>>152936027They did once with Kittle going out early, they can do it again
