>Lap:#8314>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152901786>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Car Launch dates:Red Bull & Racing Bulls: 15 JanuaryAudi: 20 JanuaryMercedes: 22 JanuaryAlpine: 23 JanuaryFerrari: 23 JanuaryHaas: 23 JanuaryWilliams: 3 FebruaryCadillac: 8 FebruaryAston Martin: 9 February (Honda 'engine reveal' on 20 January)McLaren: 9 February>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Leclerc says the first races are crucial to determining his futureAudi ran the 2026 F1 car in Barcelona filming day, people got befuddled by AI picturesAdrian Sutil was extorted and intimidated into giving away his luxury cars by someone from Wagner Group, lawyer claimsAnthony Hamilton's planning a new hybrid-V8/V10s seriesJules Bianchi father issues plea after karts stolenGerman motorsport legend Hans Hermann is dead, in Grand Prix racing he was third in 1954 in Switzerland with a Mercedes
a well-meant evening ladsnot to some br*ts
>>152945820>Grand Prix racingdeeply basedfuck fom
What is this crap? This ain’t Indycar, what the fuck is form you la one?
>>152945862it's grand prix racingthe indy 500 went away from it
gimi
>>152945876:) Indy grandprix 50 days away see you there!
Twinks. Scat. Gaping anuses. Fraudulence. Dogshit. Gooning. You may think these things have nothing to do with Formula 1 racing, but you would be wrong. Dead wrong. They have everything to do with Formula 1 racing.
>>152945932when the 500
this btw is one of /sp/'s best posts ever >>152945956
>>152945862It's actually Formule un
>>152945932fun, might see it>>152945979end of may as always pay attention
>>152945976Grindr wrapped said Switzerland had the most twinks, your input?
>>152946038a disturbingly grim, yet realistic assessment. i see them everywhere on the streets
>>152946207i don't know what this is
>>152945976the fact that nobody is refuting this means it must be true
>>152946064So you're saying you can't suffer in Switzerland
Gimi
Indeed, despite the new engine formula, one should expect a close grid in 2026.
>>152946283people are just saying any shit now?no way minigimi beats narb to a title if the car is good
>he just won the wdc>he's at your house>he does pic rel standing in front of youWould you kiss a tummy of the word champion?
>>152946557i would curbstomp him
>>152946446Has Ferrari hired you yet?
>>152946557I've seen footage of a famous politician kissing a little boy in the tummy
>>152946557I would murder him and then sell his meat as pork to edd straw
>>152946557i would listenbecause that's what no one did
>>152946563medium iq>>152946644high iq>>152946677low iq
>>152946762calm down
>>152946621no and their poor form this season will show that was a poor decision
>schizo hoursthe fuck happened now
>>152946802I heard HAAS might be in need of a fluffer for Ollie soon
>>152946263i dont know if true, but can you take a shower with the glasses on? doesnt it get cloudy with all the heat?
>>152946925what?
>>152946925You dont need to keep your eyes open there
anyway
>>152946557What's with Russians and them kissing boys' tummies?
>>152946958Charles sits on a chair when these are in bed
>>152946557I would tell him to turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Dickbum is crashing out right now
Why didn't Wobbler just cruise to a P5 finish in Korea?
>>152947062kwab
>>152946642>>152946998It's ok to kiss Lando (if he wants)
>>152947062>chicken kiev Highly specific. Also, KWAB.
>>152947062Kek. Good stuff.
>>152947062Love the ladWhere's the GF telling people their peepee is small?
For me, it's a bottle of dannyric red
https://autoracer.it/ferrari-2026-aggressiva-o-ritardo-f1/>Ferrari is far from the final assembling of the SF26>It has apparently been slowed due to last minute changes that needed more checks>No one in the team knows the actual performance level of the car>Vasseur: "Heh, it's actually good, it means we keep experimenting and being aggressive with our development heh... We maximize the time we have... everything's fine">The goal is to fully assemble the car on January 22nd, the day before the launch>Anyway, in Barcelona Ferrari will likely have huge bodywork to hide the acutal aero concept and will focus on the PU only for the testFerraribros
I love me some big 'air bags'. Really just... Arrrggghhh!
hi guys i'm back after 2 weeks of being disgustingly sick, i hope you didn't miss me too much :)
>>152947062holy shit
>>152947062>2010 hp laptop He's talking to 4chan specifically
>>152947062>he's liking rupert lowe content on ista they're calling him far right as well, poor lad, always thought he was good lad
>>152947508superfast engine
>>152947062>kieverm... we say Kyiv now, dont we?
>>152945976F1 is naturally a gay sport btw
>>152947508the final assembly should only happen immediately before the car is first unleashed on track
Fuck one, marry another one, kill the restBottasLeclercPerezSainzRicciardoMassaWebberRusselPiastriBarrichello
>>152948021Nothing gay about some military style bed shring
>>152948131>Bottas>Sainz
>>152948131you meant to post this to tattle.life /f1/
>>152948131Fuck Leclerc, marry Ric
>>152946557That would mean getting on my knees and I'm not kneeling
>>152948131>no sophia, he or eddshit list. anyway I let sophia rape me and marry edd then kill him and take all his money which I use to kidnap leo and then drive into sunset
>>152948276sophia looks like the kinda bitch that has never had a fart that didnt come with a surprise
>>152946958YJK
>>152946557*click WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*Being first in the "Hairlines of F1" folder in 2026 probably ain't the victory Lando had in mind*
there will never be another medshitter wdc
>>152947508*SHOTGUN LOADING NOISES*
>>152945820>Leclerc says the first races are crucial to determining his futuredon't do it Charles you have so much to live for
>>152948021yjk plentiful anuses were piped during that slumber party
>>152947062going properhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOad90BvvjM
>>152945820Cancer OP
>>152948759no u!i win
>>152947062>ur 2010 HP Laptop>my Ford GT>ur Iceland chicken kievs your mum just cooked for youproper lmaohis life ís better than yours haters
>>152947062>kiev uh oh
>>152947973>>152948818I before E especially after K
>>152947508Don't worry. All of the sudden, out of nowhere, for no reason at all, Ferrari will turn it all around!
>>152947062what a fag
>>152948276TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>152947973No.
have a DAN! vlog, with Pepe Martihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4rzbn0aGZ4
remember when dan ticktum crashed into someone on purpose
in the sweltering hot summer of 2002
>>152949084how's that chicken kiev you're having right now?
you know what? i'm going to say it. i'm going to say it with my chest*inhales*gimi
>>152947062so so so so so>autosport bashed this >>152945812 together from multiple radio messages (so, out of context at best)>then deleted this clearly reasonable comment by DAN!>autosport deleted their own post with the at-best-out-of-context quoteautosport probably shouldn't be doing any of that if they want to be taken seriouslybut it doesn't end there:>DAN! made a video in response to the deletion of his comment https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2010720517721104384/vid/avc1/590x1280/1QPU_DkXIbBIIuH6.mp4what a controversy!
Live footage of Edd Straw vore, he eats Oscar Pisstree for dinner.
chicken kyiv (formerly kiev) is good though
gimiPosted from my 2010 HP laptop.
gimiPosted from my 2009 Macbook with Netscape Navigator installed
vivien
bouta endure in some masochistic activities./f1/ related because lelrec loves hurting himselfbye now
>2010 hp laptop>iceland chicken moscows your mumza cooked for youweirdly spacific dickbum
>>152949084I mostly remember pic rel.I'm still laughing.
>>152949345>some masochistic activities.elaborate
>>152949609hes going to talk to his wife
they say mercedes is back and Jorj will be champion
>>152949609>>152949679SHE WANTS A DIVORCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!I FUCKING WON!!!!!!!! NO ALIMONY, I KEEP THE HOUSE, THE CAR, THE CAT AND THE DOG!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>152949358Motorsport.com has learnt it from Reddit which had learnt it from /f1/ which had learnt it from an Australian btw
>>152949734
You guys need to start digging into the transformation of Bianca Bustamante from innocent Catholic girl to turbowhore who seems like she’s only two financial missteps away from launching an OF
>/f1/>ugly broads and butterfacesname a better duo
>>152949809>seamonkeyi don't give a FUCK
>>152949823my dick and your ass
>>152949832Figures you like ass because the girls that get constantly posted here look like ass
>>152949891>3196 re postswhat kind of person reposts this to their feed?
>>152949891The Brazilian hivemind subconscious made her take that photo. Different breed of people
>>152949168I-
>>152949939Don't blame that on us, retards like that get bushwacked by everyone here, even drug dealers.
>>152950282>Senna, how old is she Senna? I know she's with you!
>>152950437nu- F1 could NEVER
Who is this mystery driver?
idk i think the audi PU sounds cool. very future. never heard anything like it, very unique sound
>A few teams (including a front-runner) are in danger of arriving late to Barcelona testing
>>152950611goodchaos
Why is the 285k so expensive still. Who the fuck is buying them at $600.
>>152950611>nobody makes it to Barcelona so effectively one can say we really do have closed-doors testingWhat did Liberty mean by this?
>>152950611Starting off on a good note, 2026 will be gem.
more than half the drivers of the past 19 years have been medshitters, so you would THINK that more than half the champions in that span would be medshitters
company bigwigs giving up on 2025 three races in to "concentrate on 2026" then proceeding to not even make it on timelollmao even
>>152950759Is it the same company that already gave up on 2026 so they can focus on 2027?
what's the f1 equivalent of this
>>152950841reminds me of my school sport shirts. i hated them, uncomfy as FUCK
>>152950962Why does he have the cards?
Where's Iwasa?
>>152950837Ferrari WDC200̶8̶ 9̶ ̶1̶0̶ 1̶2̶3̶4̶5̶6̶7̶8̶9̶ 2̶0̶ 1̶2̶3̶4̶5̶
>>152950837Vettel WDC after 2013
>...>mind telling me the meaning behind that deleted post made 3 hours ago agents?
>>152952754
>>152951092wtf,.... how did u get strikeouts..
Someone write Lando Norris but with strikeouts
>>152954046"Lando Norris but with strikeouts"
gimi but underlined
>>152954465DEX > STR
>>152955128nuui breeds dogs?!
>>152955661probably...:O
Have you guys gotten recommended this channel on yt? How the fuck does he have under 1k subshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9KjE34mqIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRhA1BSlZEc
>>152956311Dude also has a video on Alonso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwluAFmGOA
I like BBS (Beautiful British Strategist)
>>152957182BBS will always be cool because it was part of the ferrari era
This is future F1 Bulgarian superstar Nicola Tsolov, say something nice about him
>>152957769how does he still own a super license after a stunt like that
>>152958474That's Redbull Tsolov to you, Toto. HANDS OFF.
I saw what you did at noon /f1/
>>152958539Yes I jerked it to Léa Seydoux again
>>152958539Don't judge me I was hungry
Wearechecking is closed,fuck...
In this picture, you can clearly see the poking nippies of soon to be mrs Leclerc.
>>152958733>mrs LeclercShouldn't it be Laclerce?
>>152958733That isn't Charlotte
>subscribe to F1 groups>find some active female F1 fan>start a conversation with her >talk to her for a week>suggest her you two should meet and buy some cool F1-related stuff you saw earlier at your local mall>buy her a coffee and a burger, ask her some questions about what does she like, >if you can naturally hold her by the elbow with your palm that would be great>on your third date buy her a gift, maybe something F1-related depending on what she likes>by that time you should be allowed to hug her and maybe kiss her in the lips at goodbyes>she'll let you know when you two can have sex>if 6 months later everything is fine - breed her>when she gives you a son make sure that by the age of 3 he has a racing sim wheel and some sim racing games to play>when he's 10 buy him a scooter or a bike>???>congratulations, your son is the World Champion
>>152958830>female f1 fanYou'd want to kill yourself before you made it to step 5
>>152958830No thank you i dont want a little pozzed queer like Lando shitting up my bloodline
>>152958903I already want it and I'm not even at step 1>>152958941He'll be based like Max
>>152949809>transformation of Bianca Bustamante from innocent Catholic girl to turbowhoreGrow up overly repressed, go insane when you get the taste of freedom as an adult. Tale as old as time.
>>152958830If I wanted to make an F1 champion son I'd marry the shortest Finnish woman I could find and then move to England so he would race under a GB flag
>>152959029You should make a f1 champion
>>152959029Plenty of German and Dutch wdcs in recent years. Just because there have been no medshitter wdcs doesn't mean there's a bias.
>>152959061I couldn't think of anything worse than spending every weekend driving some faggot kid to go kart competitions
Just shot out a load of F1, Tennis, Cricket champsLads
if there were Gooning Olympics, which F1 drivers would participate?
>>152959076>go kart competitionsThis is not needed anymore when sim racing exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAMElP-1hnkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MnOFxP-i30
>>152959076Why would you raise a faggot?
>>152958830You forgot>Have the luck that your kid is talented>Be rich so you can pay for his junior career
>>152959071>doesn't mean there's a biasRight. You can either have massive loads of talent and put in enormous work to dominate the field on your own ... or you have to be British. No bias at all.
>>152958733My boy Chuck is a cuck...
>>152959578GrimNot his kid confirmed
>>152959578aiee... the red line strikes again..
>>152950495Ralf or probably a Brit
>>152959578Girls like huge necks and F1 drivers, imagine the pressure she felt down there while sitting on his shoulders
>>152959682>Girls like huge necksSo that's why girls are so much into Edd!
>>152959578You didnt even notice where she keeps her other hand LOSER
>>152949875TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngddfxog-yw&t=441snew tsunoda clip
>>152958733Such a cute little boy like Leclerc deserves better, maybe a big milkers mommy gf or two
>>152959923someone post his exthe wiiiide version (the best version)
Good morning to gimiposters and racistsError: Duplicate file exists. here.>>152950962
>>152959923He needs Thicky Verstappen
>>152958474that's a turk
>>152960001gimi
>>152958474nice kabbalah bracelet
bernie
is naomi still pregnant?
>>152960097F1 employs the wrong Bernie
>>152950962gimi is balatro pilled. based.
>hurr durr today there no overtaking opportunities have you ever considered that todays drivers almost never push the car or drive on the edge or take risks just to save the car and not force unnecessary wear and tear?! drivers and teams today are all pussies that are scared of getting a dnf
>>152960123the tires are pure shit
>>152960123I watched a Formula E race for the first time on the weekend and there was more overtaking in that one race than the entire 2025 F1 season
>>152960105
Alonso will win the wdc in 2026
>>152960105Is it too much to ask for Bernie Collins to say, just once, the word "potato"?
>>152960167even less people will care compared to when lando won it somehow
>>152960167the rumours are that Honda are way behind on the engine so it'll take one hell of a chassis to make that so!
>>152960137Better late than never I suppose! Formula E is great to go and watch live, grandstand seats are inexpensive, the fan zone gives you access to the sport and it's drivers and the on track action is brilliant! Unfortunately your "local" round is probably China!
>>152960174fewer*
r/englishlearning ahh reply
>>152960219jejeje>>152960228its a game of thrones reference
>>152960176I don't really believe in those rumors to be honest. A few weeks ago they were saying Honda was the best engine right behind merc. They just make shit up for clicks. Though, I believe the Merc compression trick will come to bite them in the ass in the form of low reliabilty.
Colapinto's new gf could not be anymore basic. I am not excited to see her at the races. This saddens me. He should've kept Estelle.
Wanted to buy a Ferrari cap but they look too NPC. No I go with Haas instead.
Reminder that DRS was only ever meant to be a one-off gimmick just to test out new aero solutions, but alonsoshitters were malding so hard after abu dhabi 2010 that teams were forced to keep it for almost 2 decades.
>>152960343>Estellewho?>Colapinto's new gf who?
dam son
WELCOME TO ...?
>>152960426we're all here
>>152960426MR DOOHAN GET DOWNNN
Say his name /f1/
>>152960477I think I heard around 15 different pronunciations of it during the hampton downs races last weekend
>>152960477token browns are already too many in /f1/
>>152960477uguguguchuchu
>>152960452Has anyone found them yet?
Anyone fancy an Iceland chicken kiev?
>>152960494so fvcking based
>>152960494>NOOOOOO I DIDN'T WIN SO WE NEED TO PENALIZE EVERY DRIVER WHO ISN'T BRITISHwhy are they like this?
>>152960477oogabooga
>>152960403>>Estelle>who?The girl that also dated Bearboy.>>Colapinto's new gf>who?Pic rel. Maia Reficco. American-Argentine.
>>152957769wtf is that real
>>152960518>The girl that also dated Bearboy.i didnt like her>>152960518>Maia Reficco. American-Argentine.i dont like this one either
>>152960518All the F1 drivers have a bad taste in women except Max.
>>152960518What's she famous for, other than dating a backfielder?
>>152960647"Actress", "singer", "model", "Influencer".She's been in quite a few things, but nothing I'd consider a big hit.
>>152960664>discardedThe only better choice from maxes point of view would have been big Mike's horse girl daughter, but I imagine she's too busy with her vegetable dad. And, of course, now she's married.
>>152960748
>>152960494already discussed >>152947062
>>152960804Max is THE racist, and wants to have the most racist kids he can. There wasn't a better option available other than Nelson piquets daughter.
>pinnacle of motorsports >barely any racing
>>152960863We are developing cars rnT. Fosi
>>152960748what the fuck are you even on aboutare you ok
Typa shit I been on
ayo
>>152960742>
>>152961077This is literary just nando with drag makeup and a wig honey
>MtF obsessed russian
>>152961106hot
Of course I support Ferrari SpA Società Esercizio Fabbriche Automobili e Corse
>>152961106This version of Lando looks like he can lure your father from you and your mom.
Cadillac Barcelona Livery
>>152961255Looks like an exhausted prostitute with psychopatic tendencies
>>152961315That's pretty fucking sexy
>>152961315kinda nice
You now remember him
>>152961315Looks like an exhausted prostitute with psychopatic tendencies
>>152961404Looks like an exhausted prostitute with psychopatic tendencies
They really needed to use Grok for this...
bros I'm in love
>>152961404dude, Adrian Sutil is arrested right now for being involved with Wagner
>>152961515>being involved with WagnerThe composer or the pizza?
>>152961315Please keep this and don't add some shitty blue tone
>>152961527i dont know, the headline didnt explain
>>152961457>fell for an obvious gold diggerngmi dumbass
>>152961639
>>152949912parents, usually parents of young kids
>>152960518She's uglier than stepping on dog poop barefoot
>>152960494>>152947062Who posted this?Why should I care?
>>152962749you see that often?
>>152961315>Black livery>Brand only black people likeYeah, it checks out.
more like dan dickbum amirite
>>152961649imagine how many times that twink villeneuve was passed around and piped by slimy f1/fia execs
>>152947062>>152960494I have ADHD and I can't even read it to understand what this is. Seems like some bullshit that makes no sense. And I don't understand how is it related to F1?
I swear to god if teams start complaining about minimum weight and resort to scraping paint off the car, I'm going to drop the sport.Constant whining that they can't win. That's why I don't like so many car manufacturers that are scared of hurting their brand
>>152960420>scrapped in 2026marketing is a blight on the human race
>>152962749Nah. Far from being the prettiest WAG, but still not bad at all compared to her driver. And probably not a beard.
Andrea
