KO 19:45 GMTWinner hosts Brighton in the Fourth RoundLiverpool: Mamardashvili, Frimpong, Gomez, van Dijk, Robertson, Jones, Mac Allister, Ngumoha, Szoboszlai, Gakpo, Chiesa.>Subs: Alisson, Endo, Konate, Kerkez, Wirtz, Ekitike, Gravenberch, Nyoni, Ramsay.Barnsley: Cooper, Watson, Durand de Gevigney, Shepherd, Ogbeta, Phillips, Bland, O’Keeffe, Cleary, Yoganathan, Keillor-Dunn.>Subs: Flavell, Roberts, McGoldrick, Jalo, O’Connell, Gent, Kelly, Barratt, Farrell.>Referee: Farai Hallam (Surrey)
Obligatory memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eCJeN3KTg
>Durand de Gevigney>Yoganathanyou fucking wot m8
heard that barnsley midfielder is a bit boring
>>152947112He's the last Frenchman
I'm 26 and I've never had sex.
>>152947136I had my first sex at 30.
>>152947127bit of a reach
>>152947136>>152947146literally how? it's so fucking easy.
>>152947136what are you waiting for?
>>152947166maybe hes waiting for the right person anon
>>152947155>>152947166Some combination of bad luck, crippling anxiety, no social media presence, no self confidence, and I'm ugly as shit plus I don't go out and socialize. I guess that's the problem is that I'd much rather just watch movies or play video games but I still want to fuck.
>>152947219you need to get up your arse and go travelling mate, everyone has sex travelling, going travelling will boost your confidence and help you with your anxiety too. Just fucking do it. Book somewhere the other side of the world for a few months and just fucking do it. hostels and that you'll make friends and get drunk and have sex.
Yoga Nathan
Gentle reminder that this is the Liverpool vs Barnsley matchthread
lets get it
>>152947310YOUR NOT MY DAD
Will he make any substitutions today?
What snacks do people have for the game?I'm making Angel Delight with 50% milk, 50% banoffee liqueur. There's a more than slight chance it won't set but then I'll just have a milkshake.
>>152947468I have nothing except some leftover Ouzo.
Swindon Town captain Ollie Clarke was banned for seven matches after committing "highly violating and intentional foul play" on two opponents' "private body parts" during a game, according to a disciplinary report.The 33-year-old midfielder was also fined £2,750 last month after admitting two Football Association charges of acting in an improper manner or using indecent behaviour to an opponent.The incidents occurred in the 57th minute and 94th minute of Swindon's Carabao Cup defeat by Cardiff City on 12 August.In the written reasons for the ban, published on Monday, an FA independent Regulatory Commission said Clarke's actions were aggravated by the two incidents taking place 37 minutes apart during the same game.A player who reported one of the incidents to the referee after the final whistle "was visibly upset" and "very emotional and struggled to speak", it said.
>>152947468this match will be over in 20 minutes lol
>>152947505Damn, guess I'll be forced to throw this away!
>>152947136Invest your time in hobbies you actually enjoy, find people in those hobbies, lower your standards, and try to find a partner instead of a slit you can bang and your problems will be fine
>>152947468I've got some Cashel blue to go with my red wine, la
>>152947379Chiesa off in the 30th minute
>Chiesa startingwhat happened?
>>152947136You're not missing much desu
>>152947629Bald fraud heard that Xabi is coming to take his spot so he's playing the italian stallion to save his job
>>152947505liverpoop are giving up that early?damn, they do look like shit though
is anyone genuinely "slot in" at this point? he seems so out of his depth
what a hitgame overgoodnight barnsley
GOL
stupid sexy Szoboszlai
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GAAAAAAAAALLL
>SlobbasaliCool as a fucking cucumber
TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
>not celebrating The disrespect
what was up with macca going after dom after the goal?
>>152947725I was wondering about that too.
>so desperate they're playing a full squad against fucking barnsleykekbet first half wont end more than 2-0 then they concede in 2nd half and almost draw
What are they saying about the balls? Poor quality or?
Frimpong is so good at getting the ball into the box, but there's never anyone there.
>>152947797they had to remove a ball as it burst or something
They should be fined for disrespecting the magic of the cup
Why the fuck was everyone on liverpool sad and angry when szobo scored?
>>152947797Dom smashed it and broke it
>>152947831They want the bald fraud gone.
>>152947831Something is up. Macca was yelling at him which is shocking because dom has been our best player by a mile this year
>>152947831slotto probably tells them not to take longshots like the original bald fraud
Round of applause for Jota killing his brother, and for his wife already fucking someone else! Hell yeah
>>152947865kek is she?
Kloppo would win this with a comfy 3-0 while fielding 3 ngubus, 1 bong twink, 1 norf irish and chiesa
Classic Ackpoo.
>>152947831they despise h*ngarians as any self respectable human being
Ok Liverpool looking nice and comfortable, complacency about to set in. Time to bring on The Great David McGoldrick.Genuis tactic from Hourihane.
>Van Dyke getting dogwalked by a 5th division player
Why is it so quiet?
>>152947971He stopped him from getting a good shot though.
>>152947979Anfield Choir only make noise at the start and end of a game
>>152947979Not many fans of either of these clubs
>>152947979It's anfield.
When's Christian gonna play?
>>152947979evening prayers at this time
>>152947987>>152948000>>152948002>>152948034Just saying, you'd think someone had died or something.
GOOOOOOOOOOOL Pingpong
>>152948038They did anon
>>152948059she looks like she fucks white men
Based Pingpong
>>152947902why should she take a vow of chastity because her husband killed himself (and others) stupidly
>most dangerous lead
KWAB
>>152948082some people grieve, others just want their pre-paid card and their cunt filled
I think I'll have a shower, a cup of peppermint tea and go to bed
what a pass from sobo
Schlobberbros?
ABSOLUTE LMAOWHAT A MEME GOAL
KEK WTF
The most dangerous lead.
>>152948059Bitches like this are terrible at sex...ask me how I know
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Hahaha, what the fuck was that
>spazlie
>>152948059who???????????????
>SZHOMOSZHOMO>SZHOMOSZHOMO>SZHOMOSZHOMO>SZHOMOSZHOMO
Hero>Zero
>>152948117how u know
Kwab
Dominik Szobozlai - Top Skills & Tricks
oh noooooooooooooooooo
Scores a worldy and then does some shit like that lmao not getting that captain armband any time soon Slobo
Boroughcaust sisters how’s it going
Matchfixing shit
>>152948130Send her to the dentist.
>>152948147How does he not just clear it. Must have put a bet on
>Reminds me of this
>>152948184his ego wouldn't allow him to simply clear it. got to show off with a gay backheel.
>>152948168Scoring a banger is a minus in the eyes of slot as well, since he's not supposed to shoot.
>>152948184It was destiny, if he tried to clear it, it would have been an own goal.
>>152948184after accidentally scoring a piss take of a shot he realized this is their only chance to get Alonso
>>152948098The K standing for klenk, of course
>>152948192To be honest i think he has some gay in him...that being said his brain turned off that moment ....simple as thatEvery player makes such mistakes from thousands of matches
Wirtz on at half time?
>>152948130Everytime I see her posted a bunch of Argies reply GORDASKA
Hoping for a Barnsley meme win
>watching the ads on an English channel>literally nothing but black people
>>152948370you might be getting our Sportsnet feed
getting out xGed by barnsley
>>152948380Wait, it's TNT sports.
>>152948382Kek
>>152948382>he rates xG
>>152948382how much xG was that huge szobo boner?
/LUG/ status?
>>152948382I mean that gift from Szobo has to be at least 0.7 xG.
>>152948254Sad how delusional the slot outers are, Alonso is just a better looking slot. Arguably worse, he couldn't win against slot with either Leverkusen or Real Madrid.
>>152948382xG is pure superstition
COME ON BARNSLEY BRING THE KINO TO THE CUP
I'm at the library.
>>152948435How is it watching the game in person?
>>152948435Shhhhh!
>>152948429It's basically the same algos used to predict the weather.Probably why it's so terrible at predicting anything.
>>152948435they always say don't restock the shelves but I'm very diligent and put them back anyway
>>152948465I'm pretty sure the way weather works and xG are quite different.
>>152948454These blast points... too accurate for german people.
That fluffed back heel was the best half time team talk Barnsley could ever have
just started watching and liverpool have been getting weird decisionswas it like this in the first half too?
>>152948435i'm at mosque
>>152948454>>152948460>>152948471The clerk keeps glancing at me like she knows I've been smoking crack in the bathroom but maybe I'm just being paranoid.
>>152948508How is it watching the game in person?
disengaging from yank dave
>>152948512Should beat her up to send a message.
>>152948435
shameless flop
REFBALL
diving cunt
ERA
>liverpool cheating AGAIN
NO ERA
Chiesa didn’t do shit all match
Holy fucking refball. LiVARpool still with PGMOL in their pockets after convicted gay paedophile David Coote rightfully called Klopp a cunt.
>>152948586>>152948601>>152948593Scoucers>>152948592>>152948594>>152948598ABL
Grim scouse cunts
I think I've finally ran out of porn to watch
Can easy give that pen.
>>152948382does xG take into account it's a barnsley leper taking the shot?
Its blatant
>>152948617My team in england is Corinthian-Casuals
These commentators are a disgrace, he clearly won the ball.
Fucking bullshit
>>152948593>>152948617not true i'm a paki from Ilford
How the fuck would that be a pen, horribly commentary
Ew a pablino replied to me.
>>152948640you're a disgrace you scouse rat
Refs trying to rescue this game
Id be fucking FUMING if my team wasnt given that. Barnsley fans should batter the ref.
>>152948654I'm neither a scoucer or a Liverpool fan.ABLism is a mental illness, seek help.
>needing refball to beat a league one side
lmao lescott raping 'Coisty'
>>152948692then you're a dirty ABY bastard
The BBC just said it's a clear penalty. Liverpool are scumbags.
Liverpool is scared.
Should be 2-2. I hate when you see how blatant corruption is in football.
slot is a fucking fraud like
>>152947136I did it for the first time last summer at the age of 31 having resigned myself to never doing it, and I'm absolutely nothing special. I'm glad I waited to do it with somebody I actually liked rather than treating it like a box-ticking exercise. Don't lose hope but also don't treat it like something you just need to get out of the way
Ngubu hurt his BBC :o
>no webm
>>152948755why are you like this, america?
>>152948755Isa Slot running onto the pitch to give the kiss of life
filthy disgusting scouse bastard cunts
>wirtz
>>152948779High quality post
>wirst
important clearance from wirtz
luv yorkshire'ate barnsleysimple as
>>152948772Built for BBC
I don't feel so good...
>>152948819She's Dutch
Scraping past a league 1 team...
>>152948823Don't worry, Florian. Keep trying.
>>152948831That's what I said.
DIDSY CAM
could he fix this team?
not watching the match but liverpoo robbed and are robbing poor old barnsley. absolutely grim
>>152948847Only if he grows his hair out again.
>>152948847He's washed.Winding up in Arabia means that your career is done. It's like going to MLS/LMX
>>152948836ZAMN
OFF number 40 Davis Keillor-DunnON number 10 Our Lord And Saviour, The Right Honourable David McGoldrick
mccoist adds nothing
GOLAZO
APOLOGIZE
BROUGHT HIM ON TOO LATE HOURIHANE YOU FRAUD
Told ya
very gay
based wirtz
He's found his level
>>152948875Darwizzy could have been an atleti legend, sad how things turn out sometimes
I actually love barnsley and thats why it pains me to see McGoldrick coming on(While waiting for the gay retarded captcha liverpool scored :( )
>>152948847We need more psychotic south americans instead of brittle boned ngubus jobbers
>Magic of the FA Cup
Well deserved win in the end.
Fucking grim. That penalty would've made all the difference.
Well that's ruined everyone's evening outside of Ireland and Pakistan
Delusional commentators absolutely SEETHING lmaoooo
Cheating cheat cunts. Jota deserved to die
is spozlai a gyppo then or what? looks like he needs a wash
>>152949095I think it's because he played a match of football.
>>152949002>If the imaginary thing happened things would be different!lol
>>152949095People usually need to wash after playing spor->*checks flag*Nevermind...
LiverGODS, we did it AGAIN.
>>152949044Cope.
