>Saturday 17th January 20263pm Chelsea v Brentford3pm Leeds United v Fulham3pm Liverpool v Burnley12.30pm Manchester Dilated v Manchester City5.30pm Nottingham Forest v Arsenal3pm Sunderland v Crystal Palace3pm Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United >Sunday 18th January 20264.30pm Aston Villa v Everton2pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United >Monday 19th January 20268pm Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
Zez at Szoboszlai's pass
Conor Gallagher is a wildly unexciting signing. I'm sure InvertTheWing will be firing up The Biggest Protest Ever regardless of it being confirmed!
>>152950118ENICout!
Posting this again because I'm right.>Just read an article in the S*n about people claiming the draw was rigged because Sky's clubs got their usual favourable draws>S*n goes full attack of character by labeling all of them retarded>Adds a final disclaimer (damage control) that the draw wasn't rigged and some clubs are just more fortunate than others and nonSky sides are just jealousSafe to say it was rigged then.
>>152950143Starmer will have you in prison for thinking about this lad
>>152950083Can we stop putting tranny lingo in the OP please. Wanna shitpost while working but they have word detectors and being transphobic is a sackable offence.
>>152950149Why would have Trans in the post be homophobic? You'd get a promotion for being trans positive
Manure customers took Ten Hag for granted
Actually the OP could've done with trans in it seeing as the window is open
>>152950149you know this is a larp because any company would either have 4chan blocked or would fire you for going there on a work computer
>>152950148I'll 1v1 him if he wants. I've watched that video of him on the punchbag and I'm confident I could knock his Commie bloc off.
>>152950118Why would he choose spuds over villa?Has he not checked the league table since he left England?
>>152950172hes also a gooner so you know he would finish 2nd in any fight
>>152950161Few words that are blacklisted on company system>dilate>trannyHad no problem dodging them until recently. /sp/ has become really weird.
>>152950162Ten Hag cut down in his prime
>>152950180I'm a-finkin Emery passed on him (they don't need shit players right now, they're a serious club) so he just went to any club which would have him
>>152950169Eyes off, thirdie.
>>152950180villa is in grim birmingham and they are much smaller juggling psr so can pay a lot less
>>152950180Higher wages and didn’t think he’d start for Aston Villa
>>152950172have to get past the starmtroopers first though
>>152950208get a job and stop larping
>>152950149fair enough we'll call them L*****ool from now on
>>152950180Spurs offered him first team football
>>152950234Eyes OFF, thirdie.
>>152950162Do they think Man Utd have a chance of winning the Prem?
>>152950261They've got a better chance of winning the league than Senne "The Next Peter Schmeichel" Lammens keeping a clean sheet.
what happened to the thread baker before these 2 troons came about?
>>152950258*stares at you americanly*
>>152950188Based. No wonder aw is always defending him.
>>152950239Ltrannyool
>>152950288*americanese intensifies*
>>152950311quick snack for our american lad
>>152950311nothing wrong with being fat
>>152950283couldnt be arsed to make a 3rd thread especially when they were spamming and making them 100 posts early
>>152950326GET FUCKING SHOT ALREADY
Conor Gallagher is already in the top 10 Spurs legends since the 90s (70s-90s being a list which includes Ledley King at the very top)
>>152950350a small price to pay for our freedom
>>152950360why does this larping faggot pretend he has scoops when all he's doing is tweeting things reported by someone else
aw really does have a melty every time spurs are mentioned kek
>>152950371you left out "or being paid by a players agent to post" at the end there and yeah, that's fabrizio romano in a nutshell.complete #FRAUD
>>152950191will the filter catch this one>Transfield
>>152950319>>152950326*waddles at you*
>>152950431Filter doesn't mind this one and actually responded with the word "kek". Whatever that means...
>>152950352Not surprising given Modric is top 2 or 3 on that list. He played there for 4 seasons in which they finished 8th, 4th, 5th and 4th and reached one Carling Cup final
>>152950311>mfwaawfnm
>no you can't be optimistic and have a big dream when you're coaching one of the biggest teams in the worldidgi. such a bullshit reason to make why they're turning down Ole.
>>152950118Very spursy signing
>>152951091They should give him the job if he qualifies for UCL because we'd be lucky to finish top 8 at the moment. Our next 2 games are City and Arsenal which we will lose.
>>152950311I'd be scared of sitting on a chair at that weight
Played the 1st team against Burnley and had to make the call to stop a stonewall penalty. Get him out my fucking club. Now.
>>152950450yjk this nigga didn't only have juan ice cream
>>152951767 Yeah terrible that transchester dilated drew to burnley
>>152951826You know I meant Slotto la. He's not good enough for the reds.
>>152950360>not even 30 yetWhat a way to end your career
>>152950311>>152950450These could be football ultras if they play their cards right. They're gonna get radicalised by English Norfmen at CUM26.
Alonso to Liverpool, but then Slotto to Where FC?
>>152952024manure
>>152951091>was in the intension of hoping for qualify
>>152951859>Burnley
That Man U haircut faggot looks genuinely shook these days. It's dawning on him he'll have to give up fairly soon
>Manchester United confirmed today that the club’s 2025–26 season officially ended not with a whimper, but with what internal documents are calling a “low-speed, high-impact managerial collision.”>Michael Carrick was “behind the wheel at Manchester United” when the club allegedly veered off course, clipped every tactical curb available, and ultimately crashed straight through the relegation barrier on the final day of the season.>Club sources insist there was no single moment of failure. Instead, investigators describe a familiar chain of events:>Early optimism during pre-season (“The engine sounds good”)>A worrying rattle by October (“We just need more control in midfield”)>Complete brake failure by February (“We trust the process”)>And finally, on 24 May 2026, a full-on impact with reality.>The crash occurred after United surrendered a 2–0 lead while attempting a bold tactical maneuver known internally as “Passing Sideways Until Something Happens.” Something did happen. It was relegation.>Witnesses say Carrick remained calm throughout, hands firmly on the wheel, staring thoughtfully into the middle distance as the warning lights flashed:>DEFENSIVE STRUCTURE: OFF>GOAL DIFFERENCE: CRITICAL>AURA: LOST>In a post-match statement, Carrick reportedly said:>“I take responsibility. The lads gave everything. Unfortunately, the steering was vague, the midfield gearbox jammed, and we seem to have driven directly into the Championship.”>The club has since launched a “full review,” which includes checking the mirrors, consulting the satnav, and asking Sir Alex Ferguson where things went wrong—again.>Fans have responded with a mixture of disbelief, gallows humor, and renewed interest in midweek trips to Rotherham.>Manchester United expect to bounce back, noting that while this was a crash, it was technically a rebuildable one—assuming the club can find a new driver, a new map, and possibly an entirely different vehicle.
stopped reading at "vehicle"
>>152950536King was a genuinely good player though, and he captained them to a trophy.Bale, Modric and Kane were miles ahead of anyone else to have played for Spurs since the 90s, as they've either had shitters (Werner, Dean Marney, etc) or decent players in the twilight of their career (Perisic)There've been a few cult players too like Gary Doherty
>>152951091>in the intension of hoping for qualify>could have vacatesJesus. Rewriting English this bad is surely one of the most obvious applications of LLMsThe guy is on twitter, just ask Grok to do it:'JUST IN: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer approached the Manchester United interim role with the clear intention of guiding the team to Champions League qualification. He viewed this as a stepping stone to securing the permanent managerial position and reportedly sought a substantial bonus if he achieved that goal.In contrast, Michael Carrick took a more realistic view. He recognised the position as strictly short-term and had no intention of staying beyond the end of the season—even if he performed well. With potential vacancies expected at clubs like Fulham, Bournemouth, and Crystal Palace, strong results would simply put him in the shop window for those opportunities."
I wish Pajeet would stop posting AI slop
>>152954118>he doesn't have jeets filtered sitewideYour fault
Liverpool is winning the league la
Just filtered jeets and now I cant see who just replied to me ffs
so like is the bundesliga just at the level of barnsley or what
