>Lameme missed the playoffs
reffies
*implodes*
Zestbowl tonight
*wins*
>>152950181>>152950181Pregame thread for MNF
>black QBs who are also homosexual bottoms
Both rams and bears are frauds but bears are MUCH bigger frauds.>massive schedule babbies>literally didn't beat a SINGLE good team this year and needed SIX comeback wins in the regular season against teams with a combined record of 36-65-1>their equivalent on the AFC went 14-3 and didn't need comeback memes against trash, and definitively won their game against a much better opponent>Lost to the #3 NFCW team, who they gave up 42 points to. The Seahawks held that same team to THREE FUCKING POINTS the week afterThe bears have literally no defense and the rams are going to eat them alive. The only reason they're even still in the playoffs is because the fudgepackers kicker missed 7 points and their coach is retarded.The reckoning of the overflown is upon them. They have 6 days left to spam. Then God's Own Coast will end them.
>>152951299>schizo copypastaEmbarrassing.
>no counter-arguments
Caleb isnt even gayer than rodgers. I bet rodgers would destroy him in a dick sucking competition
>Is the only good schedulebabby team in your path
>>152951340>muh scheduleOver rated. Any given Sunday, faggots.
The worst opinion I've seen this season was some anon saying getting a bye in the playoffs isn't a good thing. Lmao.
>>152951320Define "gayer." Rodgers might be able to make a guy cum faster, but he can also pass as straight. One look at Caleb and you know that nigga has sugar in his tank.
>>152951392It's not a good thing if you're coach doesn't know what to do with it
GODGERS
Bros...
I just hope that everyone has fun.
>>152951299Stafford is 1-9 in cold weather gamesHe has a sprained index finger, its going to be -18f real feel in chicagoEasy money
I hope Lameme and Josh 'Hotel Corner Chair' Allen never win a super bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYuNhpVKaNM
No one is counting the 9ers out next week against the seahawks, despite having big time injuries. How is Shanahan not COTY?
>>152951574>Stafford will struggle in Chicago summer tempsWow. What a bitch.
>>152951574yes but counterpoint:The Bears defense
>>152951609>No one is counting the 9ers out next week against the seahawksSam Darnold is the only reason for this.
>>152951657Opportunistic defense vs a guy who literally cant throw in cold weather, with an injured throwing hand.Easiest money youll make all season.
love the seethe the Bears causes to the rams faggot crying about flyovers
As a Pats fan there's really no bad result in the Buffalo-Denver game. Either we get homefield through the playoffs or Josh Allen is gone. I love it.
>MNF intro is a song about beating a womanBased.
Russell Wilson is a bitch
>>152951678>opportunistic defenseYou mean giving up 4 TDs to jordan manlove?
>>152951696Didn't the Nuge shit himself to get out of going to Vietnam?
>MUH OPPORTUNISTIC DEFENSEReminder the Seahawks held Purdy to just 3 points.
>>152951731I dunno only gay liberals care about that shit
and Rams lost to the failcunts lol
>>152951706That opportunistic defense led the league in turnovers. And when it didnt turn the ball over, the offense outscored manloves 4tds.You can continue to be biased, ill continue to make money. Its over before it even started.
>>152951299>He thinks the Bears losing is going to stop me from posting Benny and GODleb
>>152951678You should be worried about Caleb’s completion percentage. Also, flyovers are poor so I won’t be taking your betting advice hehe
Got ribs in the oven, hope this game can hold up to the other wildcard weekend games.
Imagine how good Christian McCaffrey could be if he was on a real team.
>>152951846like the Chorgers vs Pats game?
>>152951810>You should be worried about Caleb’s completion percentage.He routinely throws the ball away to avoid taking sacks, thats why he's #3 in sacks taken. I have no dog in this race, but this outcome is so obvious to ball knowers its not funny.Its obvious you have a stake in the game, too bad you could have made a quick buck.
>>152951871Better, wildcard games are usually boring blownouts.
>>152951854We've already seen peak CMC. That player doesn't exist anymore and the Niners were the best place for him when he was elite.
>>152951667I can't wait to see the Hawks blow them out again.
Go TOXINS
>Prior to the expla-nation offf slaw playcock
>>152951899is 1200 rushing yards and 1300 receiving yards not peak cmc
Apologize
>>152951878Vegas has the Rams at -3.5. And acting like the Rams aren’t also an opportunistic defense is just selective framing. Which is nothing new coming from a Pats fan. >ball knower Lmao sure you are kiddo
>>152951969Does he really? That makes Marshal Faulk look like a scrub.
>>152951992>Vegas has the Rams at -3.5This dude literally doesnt know how betting lines workHoly kek
>>152951810The Rams used to be in St. Louis you know?
>>152951992>>152952014YoungKWAB lmao
>>152952014It means the Rams are favored in Chicago dumdum. By more than a FG
>>152952044
Actual Ball-knower here and certified as wellJosh Allen will win the Super Bowl now that Mahomes and the Chiefs aren't there to impede him anymore.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553623318/#553626838KEK which one of you is posting on /bag/?
>>152952034Yes St Louis rented the Rams for 20 years. They’ve been in LA for 50-60 years. Hard for flyovers to comprehend this apparently
Imagine needing a receiving corp.
>>152952034The St. Louis Rams were spiritually a costal team.
>>152952064fraid not. bills are the 2nd worst team behind the 69ers.
>>152952079100% (You)
>the cold will save us
>>152952104are you the same person who thought wrong about the jags easily beating Josh Allen?Hope you enjoy continually being wrong
>>152952137Jags are a superior team. 9 out of 10 times they beat the Bills. Game was rigged. That tush push was illegal.
Post them!
>>152952156This. The jags and eagles got spiritual wins.
>>152952156lolpathetic
>>152952181Bills Bears owl
>>152952156Only illegal if you get caught
San Fran will win and make interracial gay sex mandatory for red state chuds
>>152952156>hat tush push was illegal.UH EVIDENCE?
Which team would make /sp/ the most excited if they won? It's got to be Rogers completing his final run and riding off into the sunset, right?
Jags are also a young team. They will be back and they will put together a dynasty while lil josh watches from home in his cuck chair.
Do Ramspacos really think Chris Shula can stop Colston Loveland, DJ Moore, Rome Odunze, and Luther Burden III?
>>152952250For me it would be the razorcakes, they don't deserve to suffer as much as they have without committing any atrocities.
Skip, Shannon, and Mike Florio all HATE Aaron Rodgers.
Falcons interviewing nonstop, lol.
>>152952250I'd also agree with Rodgers. And same with Tomlin too. It's be final redemption for both of them and have the best narrative story out of all teams.
Do Burrsfags really think Dennis Allen can stop Puka Nacua, Davante Adams, Tyler Higbee, Colby Parkinson, and Terrance Ferguson?
>>152952181I didn't make one but the only one I was wrong about was the Packers. I thought the Bears were going to make a lot more mistakes on offense, which they did but they got lucky on some fumbles and their defense came out on fire in the 2nd half. I have the Steelers tonight and the game's going about how I expected. Texans are going to blow some opportunities to score soon.
>>152952269excuse me, i asked you for evidence that the tush was illegal. You still failed to provide anything
>>152952360they're banking more on the cold than the defenseit's over
>>152952360they really do
>>152952296Maybe they should have thought about that before building a stadium on an ancient Indian burial ground.
>>152952384Like that fumble just now lol
>>152952337Just hire Harbaugh already
>>152952360The Bears are going to get CJGJ back, and he's going to get Puka ejected.
>>152952360Literally who are half these peopleYou got raped by "Jalen Coker"
>>152952382>>152952302>urlacher got cuckedKEK bearsfags
>>152952223>>152952287Last Saturday was the flyover Super Bowl. That’s all that mattered to the Bears. The Rams are not the Packers lmao. This is coastal elites coming in , tearing up your neighborhood and gentrifying your Bears
>>152952384what hilarious timing>toxins
>black QBs
>patullo still not firedutterly grim
>>152952504Every team is going to interview McDaniel because he satisfies the Roony rule.
I hope that one guy who kept insisting that the AFCCG will be Jags and Pats kills himself.
>>152952269>They will be backHouston is the future of the AFC South. The Jags are gonna be fighting for wildcard spots like a dingleberry against TP for the foreseeable future.
>>152952543thisit's time for flyovers to get raped by coastGODS
>>152952504He wants GM control and final say and Matt/Arthur aren't going to allow that. They'll likely let him decide the GM but they're not going to let him have the final say. That would negate the entire point of hiring Matt.
>>152952360Don’t forget Corum and Kyren! Rams #1 scoring offense in the NFL. The fact Flyovers think this is actually gonna be competitive is crazy
what's his name again?
DK is fucking ass
>>152952623You mean Dekaylin Zecharious?
>>152952623That's why Aaron keeps him around.
Feels good being a coast chad
What tier is CJ stroud? Hes been consistently on playoff teams, but he hasn’t done anything notable since his rookie season.
Despite making up only 4 out of 32 teams in the NFL, west coast teams make up 3 out of the 8 teams in the second round of the playoffs. How is /sp/ coping with this fact?
You sure about that? Can we get a second test?
>>152952674he's>>152952609tier
>Cat teams in the playoffs 0-2 >Bird teams in the playoffs 0-1
>>152952674“Would be a backup by now if he was white” tier
>>152952581to be fair, he was very upfront about ot
>>152952674B tier, unless there's no S tier then he's C tier. Probably won't lose you the game most of the time but probably won't win it for you, especially when it matters.
The mom is black. It makes sense now lol.
>>152952609if it isn't 4th down, just take the sack. I'm tired of retards trying to play heroball on early downs and/or when there's plenty of time left and they're not getting blown out
>>152952250Niners. McCaffrey deserves one before his knees explode, Shanahan could finally kina sorta live down 28-3 and the Purdy haters would have to eat shit
This game sucks ass.
>>152952777You just realized that you are a nigger?
THERE GOES MY HERO
>The protagonist is morally ambiguous
GODGERSWHO DOUBTED?
>>152952747Do the Texans continue with him if the Texans lose this game while Stroud plays pedestrian?
>>152952824No this guy said urlacher is a cuckold so I looked up his son and was like dam he is >>152952680 but then i saw the mom and she's black so >>152952777
>>152952854Me :(
>>152952809Steelers, in primetime, Monday Night Football, I expected nothing but slop. These are the games that midwits chalk up as great defensive battles but really it's just the offenses screwing up.
If Rodgers is Trump supporter, I’m going for DeNegro Cryins and the Texans
>>152952809Two average QBs playing against above average defenses. This is how these kind of games shake out.
>>152952854I must be 5 minutes behind because the Texans are still on offense.
>>152952871Lmao your hilarious an the pats are Legit bro an nobody in there way as long as the drake makes no turnovers
>>152952796>razorcakesnobody outside of SF gives a shit about the Niners winning
Pay attention Chiefsfags Rodgers this season is what the rest of Mahomes career is going to look like.
Can the Steelers stop a run?
>>152952977>mahomes out of nowhere Rent free
Uh oh Stroudoomers...
>>152951242Is it true that Chicagoans secretly love the West Coast and wish they were West Coasters too? If so, some cuck Bears fans probably won't mind losing to an NFC West team lol
>>152952250Bears board
Steelers couldn’t stop the run so they had to injure the RB . Classic headhunters
>>152953040Nobody but mexicans and communists want to live on the westcoast until we eliminate the mexicans and communists.
has jerry lost his fucking mind?
>>152952250The amount of mywdbwdso posting that would happen if the Bears won would break the site.
>>152952250Straight Edger Rodgers winning and all and becomes the straightest QB amongst a see of Zest lords
Who would you rather have in the playoffs?CJ Stroud or Tebow in his prime?
>>152953112He's gonna have thr first overall pick in 2027 so he's excited because no refunds
>>152953112It's ok bro, the cowboys have so much talent on defense even a mid DC will have them in the top 10 defenses of the league.
>>152953112Yes. A long time ago. That old fucking faggot.
>>152952722Still hope he kills himself.
>>152953140Is this AI? First time I’ve seen this pic
>>152953186Do you think you've seen every photograph anon?
>>152952862Yeah, at least a couple more seasons barring him going to shit. There aren't a lot of qbs they can get that would be an obvious improvement. Thing is he's got 1 year left on his contract and they have to exercise the 5th year options soon which would lock him up through 2027. There's really no reason they shouldn't. If they decide to keep him then 2027 would be much more expensive since it would be the 1st year of the new contract, or a franchise tag. He's probably going to end up being Andy Dalton where you're willing to keep him around because your team won't be ass with him.
>>152953186No, it's an NFT
Sports media tomorrow>Was Mike Tomlin fired over racism?>black talking heads: absolutely you don't fire a Super Bowl winning coach that just got your team in the playoffs>white/jewish talking heads: p-please don't assault me again I will agree with whatever you say, I'm notnracist I swear!
>>152953163Would be hilarious if we get another Cousins/Penix situation if he drafts Manning with all that money still owed to Dak.
>>152952250Rams, stafford needs to go into the Hall
>>152953242stop making up hypothetical situations to get angry at
Why isn't Green Gay loyal to their legends?
>>152953242I really think this is it for Tomlin if he doesn't win at least this game, maybe more. The last few games he's looked terrified before the games, like someone is holding a gun to his head.
I love Ultraman and NFL football.
Pick up the phone, Cleveland.
>>152953315>flyovers>having any sense of decency
>>152953357No one wants this racist cocksucker on their team.
>>152953342I used to think I liked Ultraman, but then I realalized that guy I saw in that Godzilla movie I saw as a kid wasn't Ultraman so now I'm like, "fuck ultraman"
>>152953380>Imagine not loving football
Nobody is in Drake’s way as long as he makes no turnovers.
>>152953112>John Gannonas if I didn't have enough reasons to hate that choking snakeI hope they enjoy his complete inability to make adjustments
>>152951969What about averaging less than 4 ypc? He's nowhere close to what he was
Texans need a new C and QB
>>152953357AYY YO DA JAHN GROODEN SPIDER TWO BANANA TAHM BRADY'S SEMEN SURE DOES TASTE SOOPER GOOD DONCHA KNOW THERE FELLER
>#000000 QBs
>>152953380t. clueless anti-football pussy
>>152953438Yeah that Steelers defense bro an that’s the only way they can win
Ben Johnson wants to be the next Sean Mcvay so bad.
>steelers force 2 turnovers >score zero (0) points from themFRAUDS
>>152953565I thought that was Coen
>>152953576Rodgers is cooked. Better a black qb than a washed qb.
>>152953438I'm pretty sure they're still using their backup center
>>152953163>thinks draft picks are important post NILkek
>>152953576THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
>>152953357He would be a problem the second he got there>Hey can we get a helmet with a facemask able to contain “legendary”’s Michelin tire lips?
Stroud looks depressed, Demeco needs to give his buddy Mike McDaniel a call and get him to Houston asap. Stroud needs an OC that will raise him up and get his confidence back or he's done.
Ass game
Steelers suck dick.
>>152953163If the Cowboys get the 1st overall pick, the Jets get that pick instead. I'm pretty sure.
Did we ever leave?
Mike Tomlin sucks cock. Aaron ROdgers sucks cock.
>fudgepackers getting injured is like winning the superbowl for cowboys fanskek
My Joshy.My Cooky.My Billsies
>>152953565I wish ours did.
The Stroud of Urine
choose your fighter
>Reporter Lynn Jones on her viral interaction with Jaguars HC Liam Coen: “He was totally immersed in his feelings. He had tears, he bit his lip. And the issue is the question… My question was, ‘Keep your head up, young man.’” She then defends herself:I'm in tears bros :(
>>152953758You’re gonna win the AFC this year
>>152953826A. easy
>>152953826C and kys
>>152953840Pats*
>>152953826D
sigh
>>152953850Lmao no way
>>152953870Cut him some slack. It's cold right now in Pittsburgh and he just wanted the warm touch of another man.
>>152953874>Lmao no wayYou're so scared bro
>>152953773say it to his face spoiler alert: you won't
>>152953840He's gonna get outcoached by Payton and do something stupid like he does everytime against Andy Reid.
Reminder Temujin is a latina weeb living in norcal.
>>152953918Huh, I'm a latino weeb living in NorCal too. Maye. I know him
>Brady and Pats get seven rings before Stoolersbetter than the mickey mouse dynasty cheifs
>>152953906Pats offense struggled enough against the Chargers. The Texans would be unlike any defense Maye has seen and by far the best
Stroud fucking sucks, if he was white they would have cutnhim already.
>>152953731I'm not saying the cowboys are the worst team in the league next year
>>152953918god, I need a latina gf so bad
Stroud has been awful
how the FUCK isn't this unnecessary roughness?
Seahawks are frauds. Their RBs arent that good. JSN is a flash in a pan.
>>152954066If the Packers go 0-17, the Jets get that pick.
>>152954123Agreed, Stroud should be ejected for chimping out and trying to start a fight over a legal hit. What a faggot.
>Stroud is playing like dogshit>"HE'S DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB"Yeah, Houston is never winning shit with that dude as coach.
It's kind of sad seeing Rodgers think he is Brady, he's a scrambling qb that has no legs. But he thinks he's still 20 years old. You were never a pocket passer, and you should have been working on being a pocket passer 10 years ago.
>>152954189Of course he's not going to throw him under the bus infront of the media. It's a personal matter that will be taken care of in the locker room
can anyone read lips?
>>152954203He's playing far better than Fraudy did in his last game tbf
>>152954176He should be ejected for his gay fake hair dreadlocks made out of the finest arabian horse hair and constantly looking like he doesn't have a brain with his dumb expressionless face like a nigger retard.
>>152954259“Good fucking job”Seems like he was being sarcastic
>>152954259do your fucking job
>>152953874Literally nobody in their way as long as Drake makes no turnovers
>>152954280This
>>152954259"Jimmy Kimmel molested many, many children on Epstein Island. He should be crucified for his crimes."
is CJ drunk or something?
>>152954259i think he said he wants to suck cock? that can't be right.
>>152954341Classic panic joke job. He doesnt have that dawg
>>152953380I do! You think the black players aren’t racist? Two way street, pussy. Get over it.
>>152954341Lols baka idk why tho they drafted a OL. But he’s good just gotta better in the playoffs. He was like that in college in the big games
Kendricks has found his footing. Sigle is way better than Brown. This isn't the same defense Seattle faced last time. As bad as that game was, we still kept it close until the turnover. We not giving up first downs to HBs this week on 3rd and 19
>>152954348Calling Gayron gay doesn't hit the same anymore when half of the league are zesty black qbs.
>>152954341Dak Prescot mogs
>>152954315toxins defense is going to feast
>>152954378Cus the Texans are a front for McNair to take the heat off of his embezzlement money
>>152954390Yes we will, but I hear that Fred may be back so we should be better.
we lost to a nigga with purple nails
is there a going to be a halftime show?
Rams
I GOTTA MACHINEHEAD AND BETTER THAN THE REST
How do you get the Manningcast in Australia?
>>152954437>embezzlement moneywhat?
>>152954512Find a stream in Austria and invert your monitor.
>>152954512A dingo ate my baby!
>>152954531>>152954540sʞuɐɥʇ
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>152953091Flyover cope lol
>>152954406I thought Texans would play the broncos? An any defense he sees is going to be a top 10 defense.
>>152954406>>152954594But the playoffs are crazy this year. No chief and once you took out the Phillies this shit is a free for all.
>>152954460He’s highly doubtful. No way he plays this week
>>152954579Yaaaaaaahaaahaaahoooohooie
>>152954579This is what it feels like to have to trust cj stroud as a qb for your team. Maybe it works out, maybe you explode when you hit the pavement.
>>152954658I used to have that feeling every game back when we had Jimmy G at QB.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>black qbslol lmaoWhen my team drafted a black qb I stopped rooting for them and started rooting for players.
>>152954800Something or someone absolutely killed his confidence, you can tell he plays scared. Honestly he might need to get out of Houston or his career might be over.
>>152954727Not Colon Cancernig? You are a tremendous faggot.
Steelers are fucking awful.
both these shit teams should be eliminated and their spot given to the jags
>>152954848I never once had any hope for that retard, I knew he was shot and was just waiting for him to get out. Literally had 1 year were he did well just because he could run fast.
The throne is ours. Jags will be back.
>>152954887AFC has been a shitshow at least the Panthers and Packers looked decent in their games.
>>152954594Bills are a 6th seed. They play the Broncos. Winner if this 4/5 game plays the Pats
