First for Bo Horvat.
>rags
kwaabo kakko
>>152953471
>>152953511
>>152953516I like him, he has a funny name
>>152953559Beaches are crowded and gross.
>canucks/habs 3/3/hoc/ made me think they were getting btfo
>>152953471Neither of these men have ever watched hockey in their lives.
>>152953547#fleecednothing personal cucks
bud + 1 = trb
>>152953592They both are
>>152953547hmmm i think i should file a cheeky arbitration case against the canucks
>>152953547actual definition of bald fraud
my debbies :(
>>152953645Baldness is in no way an indicator of someone's character.
>>152953513also this got me thinking, I don't think there's ever been a horror movie involving hockey (Jason Voorhees doesn't count)
>>152953676your team is ____ and run by a _______
>>152953683Yeah. Just look at Darren Raddysh
>>152953694
KRAKIES
>>152953694>>152953694>doesn't count
gg rags
>>152953694canada requires all the networks to produce "canadian content," and hockey is the only recognizably canadian setting besides like residential schools
HAHA! fuck the rags. love it when a symbol of america gets humiliated.>on home iceKwab!
Had to watch that on that stupid Kraken Hockey Network because I live in Oregon. Fuck off Washington, we're not your market.
>>152953794Which team is the symbol of Canada?
>The Rangers have lost 4 in a row and 9 of their last 10.
>>152953838and 20 in a row at home!
Flames play tomorrow Our Sennies play tomorrow
My Oilies are winning btw :D
>>152953825When the games arent on they just air thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNs0c5dWock
the >rags don't even represent all of New York City, Svveden twat
>>152953728looks interesting, 1937!>>152953765eh>>152953791like this
>>152953825You WILL tune-in on the bezos box and watch OUR kraken hockey
I actually cannot wait to see Team USA suck ass because they thought playing JT Miller was a good idea. Actively rooting for them not to medal.Because the entire American system right now led by Neanderthals from the white House to HockeyUSA like guerin and Drury needs to be removed
>>152953912Did all of Alaska really abandoned the Canucks?
>>152953875i can understand why a swedish hockey fan would have no idea how much "smaller" and less relevant the rangers are than the knicks, even when the knicks were serving up total dogshit until about five years ago
>>152953825You are now a Mammies fan, congrats
>>152953937Is it the large negroid population of New York
kitties won
>>152953912absolute flames and our sennies dominance
Good guys are winning again
>>152953920Raped bitch
>kitties are 15-0-3 in 1-goal games
:(
>letting ondrej palat score on youoof, yikes even
>>152953855>Imagine having a home regulation loss.
>>1529539284 people root for the kraken, 3 for the nucks, 70% of the population are hockey fans there
Come on habs it was a fun game why are you acting like dicks?
>>152953971good post
fuck you nico hischier fuck you
>5-3 Cream always rises to the top
jt miller postgame is very enjoyable
>Olé Olé Olé
>>152953987Sad Sweet Caroline noises.
>>152953997
>>152954002Not for long bucko, my leafsies will humble them.
>>152954002Home babies can’t win in Florida.
>>152953728Actually has some legit vintage 1930s hockey footage, and the death occurs right in the first 3 minutes
>kitties win>point diesGood night for us Sambros
>>152953867Looking great, class difference between these teams. I have no doubt in this team making the playoffs. Would be nice to see some depth scoring by Janmarks line
>nuck5Look away for a minute and they are getting creamed>31-14 shots for the habbieskek!!!!
>>152954083thanks for spoiling
Panthers are best nye~
>>152954104Yeah the depth is basically a nothingburger, big difference and drawback from last year.They really need to trade them out, or figure their shit out
How come when the laffs play western American teams the games start at the regular local time, but when the laffs play western Canadian teams it’s always a local afternoon start?
>#NYR captain J.T. Miller has said all the right things this season, but he didn’t offer much after this one. >“Yeah, I don't know what to say. I mean, we're gonna try to have a good practice tomorrow and get ready for the next game.”
>>152954108it's the opening of the movie anon, the mystery is not yet revealed :3c
JESUS CHRIST
>>152954137What would you say if you were the captain of a shit team?
>>152954161>Sorry I'm shit. Thanks for the money.
>>152954161i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>152953912lmao I dont think there are that many Sens fans. thats all Canadiens territory
Why haven't the >rags started selling off hard yet
>>152954132It's the only way they can get "people" to actually watch the laffs play.
>>152954175You really think pandaren from reddit in 2021 would lie like that?
Gg FlyersI hope you have better luck on your road trip.
Good night canucks
>nuck6When's the mercy rule kick in?
the fuck is happening
I better see a jersey thrown on the ice at the next Canucks home game. Ideally an EP40 one.
KAPANEN BUT
>>152954227When someone ejects Roger Neilson from the game again
>>152954243Why? Rebuild, your team is going nowhere. You want to lose games like these.
MATHY SLAFFY KAPPY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>152954289>You want to lose games like these.Is this really the Euro mentality?
>>152954316You're right, lets stick to the western-Canadian mentality of try to win every game every season, draft 15th overall and remain in NHL purgatory for the price of selling season tickets
>>152954316no, it's the obese NA mindsetthey don't have communist draft bullshit in europe where they reward losing
>>152954178I'm sure he'll start tearing it down at the deadline, they have to move Panarin and all you get in those deals are rebuild slop packages, draft pick in the twenties, someone else's noah laba or brennan othmann, maybe one halfway decent prospect
>>152954310>47GP
>laffs avsavs spend the entire game with possession, 5-4 laffs on four breakaways and a dipshit mackinnon giveaway in ot
>>152954349You don't have to deal with an obnoxious habs fan at work tomorrow so don't say losing these games doesn't matter.
>>152954374Now that's a game desu
god the nuckies are fucking dogshit
>>152954310How the ass are the Flyers still in playoff contention?
Bolt bros, do you think will be fine with Point being gone?
>>152954413this but the entire pacific
Levshunov is up to 5 minutes on this shift
I don’t think Drury should keep gaslighting the fans.This team isn’t it.Sell the vets, be creative. Play what kids we have and get more. I have a hard time watching Perrault and Othman and Laba and yes Cullye (if he stop trying to be a skill player and just be a power forward) and not rooting for them to find their game.By contrast, it’s hard to root for well compensated vets who can’t pull their shit together.Get off the hopium and rebuild the team like you knew you needed to after florida caved them in the ecf.Sick of watching Drury go through on the job training learning what we can all see with our own eyes.Particularly as he insists that he knows better. We can see your work product Mr Drury. It’s not adequate. Not even close.
>>152954432Flames are heating up.
>>152954434
2 years in a row where this team is legitimately trying to compete and fancies itself a Stanley Cup Contender where the season is basically over by January. It would be one thing if we were rebuilding but we’re not and thats absolutely unacceptable. If that doesn’t get the GM fired nothing will. James Dolan is a blight on this organization and it’s not even really worth being a fan as long as he’s around because we will never ever win.
my avies :)
>>152954434Big belarus energy
>>152954480holy christ
We Gary time in Detroit
>another nordiques heritage nightare they building up to something?
>>152954530>>152954548They gave him 4 seconds for the rest of the period to let him recover
>>152954817yeah jersey sales, you dumb faggot
>>152954817yeah, their wallets. the travelling nordiques show. get your merchandise today!
this cements the avs as a leaf team btw so if they win stan lee's cup 1993 is broken
my debbies :O
>nucks
>>152954914kek
Lmao Detroit absolutely bailed out by that no call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yFfH7Ge0N8
Canes refpucked
my debbies !!
>Nordiques jerseysStill sad they're gone
I've spotted three good posts in this thread
all by me
>>152954943All the Canadian Av fans arent supporting them anymore because of Trump
All the good posts? mine
>>152955008Have you contributed any?
Oh shit robo :(
>ded laff on the ice
>>152955008i bet one of them was mine!
You don't have the jurisdiction to spot good posts.
spot deez nuts nigga
>>152955008I thought my bucket of rags was pretty splash
>letting ondrej palat score two (2) goals on youshiggy diggt
Milds are really saving Keefe's ass for this week.
>>152955146Oi! Does the oice look slippery cunt! And oi just sore a spoidah!
>>152955146
>>152955207keefe isn't going anywhere before >our gm
the d-core outside of gibson is complete fucking shit but somehow we stay runninglets fucking go
>a miner for a heart of gold
>>152955082yeah :))
Debrincat is elite
>Inexplicably
>>152955212mhm
Heem facey kwab
UH OH AVIES
my nordies :(
>own goalKEKAROOO!!!!
>>152955456why so glum mate? dingo eat your baby?
my avies are on fraud watch!! wtf is going on avros
>>152955456Sorry Bruce/Shazza>I like you and hope your Bruins play better soon
>>152955625wdym? they got plenty of good chances, just didn't score yet and Burns kicked one into his own net
>>152955207keefe turned michael bunting into a 60 point player. if the debbies can't score that's because they players STINK
Well, Avs are total frauds. Geg.Go laffs?
my debbies win!
>>152955848based
>>152955383>somehowyou know exactly how
>>152955608for years people knew that didn't happen and she killed and stashed her baby but then it was determined that a dingo actually did eat her baby>>152955653>>152955653nah s'all good m8, I don't have thin skin
>scoreful draw in Colorado
my nordies! :)makar!
scaarrr makarrrr
>laffs
Makar!!!
>>152955848Another L for Quitt Hughes.
>>152955962Forget what I said. They're not frauds.
uh my laffies.... :(
nyo..........
my nordies!! :))nelson!
oh no no nolaffbros???
Avs with the rare pp goal.
Lmao the monkey stole his debit card
If the Nordiques had beaten the Habs in the first round in 1993, would they still be around? They had a good record that year and young star players
alright theres the laffs i know
man do i love brock nelson
>>152956065Fuck your >laffs. All my homies hate the >laffs.
>>152956223No. The economics of the league was always going to kill them
>>152956332Why do you hate things?
>>152956392>Y-Y-You just hate muh >laffs for no rea-Teams who spend decades being round 1 playoff shitters deserves all the shit they get.
>>152956392If you haven't won a cup since 1967 you're fucking dogshit lmao.I really don't know why Leafs are the face of the NHL most of the time it's embarrassing.
>h4wks
>>152956392Because the fatcats from Toronto destroyed local sports media in the west and then force us to consume laffs slop.
>kid Makar shilling Easton and not SherwoodSad
>>152956517>>152956684>>152956897Its just a sports team, spend your energy on thins you love instead :)
39 points for the ziglet
my nordies :((
>est is best>west is weak
>>152953912Go Kangz go!
>>152957079
nordique bros we got too cocky...
Et I'm gay!
Reminder the Whalers are now the Canes.:D
deathdeath to the refs
>mid tier East team shits on the king of the west KWAB
>>152957176be specificevery one is on /sp/
>>152957251That's /fit/
>>152957273no that's (You)
>>152957016You talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded.
>>152957299
>Raggots get gifted a 2nd overall in a year they were mid>He fucking sucks>raggots get gifted a FIRST overall in a year where they bought Foxstein and Panarin>Lafaggotiere sucks>Strome chokes against the Lightning in '22>Choke to the Panthers in '24>doing another "woe is me" era in NYgoodyou do not hate the >rags enough
>>152957176Sorry your team lost to the cracken...
>>152957410How come no one has the nerve to call Gary out on his blatant favoritism for the rags?
>>152957410thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>152957340
>>152957431the only people that care enough to bitch are stink islanders but they just got gary'd themselves with schaefer so they know to keep their mouths shut
>>152957517>got gary'dthey literally only got Schaefer because the >rags ran up the score in an april game lmao
>>152957149that's why we call him bobby wheels
>>152957299Are you coming onto me
>>152957410cool it with the franco-phobia/hoc/ is for everyone
>>152957326You're definitely coming onto me, I don't swing that way bucko, I'm just not a negative chud like you ;)
sammy g has looked like shit for a while
C'mon leafsies :)
deepest secret of /hoc/ is that it's 90% leaf fans pretending NOT to be leaf fans. literally the main character of the NHL
Is this the same fag who was white knighting for jeets?
>>152957595more like coming on you
Which NHL team will draft the first jeet?My guess is Toronto or Ottawa.
>>152957734retard
>>152957734>ragsManny Malhotra was drafted 7th overall in the first round of the 1998 NHL Entry Draft by the New York Rangersdont blame canada for the shit tsunami teacher-san
Huomenta but the opposite
My Steelers );
>>152957851mow my lawn
>>152957832a good boy keeps his hands above the sheets
>>152957713You wish, zesty ass nigga
>>152957832Sleep tite bud :)
>>152957880how do you know I taste zesty?
>>152957880>>152957931Both of you are faggots.
>>152957948Just like my Islanders
>>152957860Shut the fuck up
>>152957961Islanders live rent free in your head.
ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UPIM TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME
toews injury turning out how i thought it wouldavs ld is pretty shit without him
>>152957984Oh wow, a one score gameYou really needed all your attention on this.
>>152958005WHY YOU STILL YAPPIN
>>152958020Why is a leaf watching a fucking Texas team?
>>152958037im just shit posting
our steelies lost bro's
>>152958129based
>Guys... we're really doing really really really really good ever since we got Quinn Hughes...... But what and hear me out...... what if we just start half assing it I mean comon?? Why not
>>152957948You wish, chuddie
>>152958142wtf
Don't tell me this game is gonna go to Garytime.
my nordies :(((
>>152958165guy in the background should be Will Stancil
my nordies!!! :)))necas!
scaarrr necas
Necas with the tie
NOT SO FAST LAFFS
chill out av bros...if this goes to OT we're still frauds
MacK with 80 points
>The Avs are so goodAnd the Avs are tied 3-3 with one of Canadians worst teams?
>>152958400Missing a couple of key layers right now and Avs are still in the game with an AHL goalie in net.
>garytimelame
worst pp iv ever seen holy shit
night ends with garytime
>>152958496yeah the avs pp is like 27th in the league
AVS ON FRAUD WATCH
My Bolts wouldn't let this go to Garytime, baka.
>>152958510>He cheers for American teamshahaha you fucking would have to
laffs goalie trying to milk a call
>>152958523Part of their jersey ad contract.
damn that looked legit
You miss 100% of the calls you don't milk.
not happy that this has happenedvery upsetting
MacK trying to bulldoze in and turns it over, grim
>assvs
>>152954374dipshit mackinnon giveaway in ot recorded
Classic MacKinnon OTL yet again
THEY'RE FRAUDSTHEY'RE HACKSTHEY CAN'T EVEN SCORE A PP
Good job fucking sucking fucking ass Avs
>Another MacKinnon OTLAlways the same.
the only reason they avs are so far ahead of the pack is because they are playing in a conference where half the teams are gunning for 1OA lmao
>>152954374Off the scores by 1 each, but you called the giveaway.
>LOST TO LAFFS>>LOST TO LAFFSFRAUD TEAM
>>152957016Lose some weight you fat fuck
>Is that one of the worst teams in the league? Oh no....
What happened to belt to ass huh hocsissies in a tissy GO LEAFS GO
>>152958575The Avs would still have by far the best points percentage in the league if only their games against the Eastern Conference counted.
>MacK insists on trying to hero puckDid the avs forget to remind him Makar is the best player on the team?
>>152958594>What if we have to wear these stupid fucking norques sweaters for no fucking reason and the Leafs just dress like themselves tonightwhat in the fuck were they thinking??
Still 10 points clear.Still only 4 regulation losses.
>The Atlantic is so shit, look at how close everyone is! That means it's a bad division!Opinions dreamt up by the utterly deranged
>>152958596>Everyone is dunkin' on Avs>"Y-Y-Y-You lost"Lol. Can't wait to see you fuckings ger booted out of the playoffs round again, fag.
>>152958596to the golf course in april
>>152958606Regulation schmegulation
>>152958604mackinnon is the dumbest top player in the league, he has zero idea of what to do with open space and time
>>152958594>Here they are... your Stanley Cup 2022 champions THE COLORADO....ASSALANCHE
For laff fags in the thread this is like winning the stanley cup
Holy based kneelanderGg nords
>>152958623This might be the dumbest fucking post in hocgeneral history and that speaks VOLUMES
>>152958604>besthe played junior a
>Sabs are still in the wildcard spotThey still have a chance, boys.
>>152958603and they play half as many games against themthey get to beat up on the weakest west in like 25 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_IIHF_World_Championshipkazakhtan shouldn't have withdrawn astana 2026 would've been kino :__;
Welp... After an exciting season I think it's time to end it.
>>152958654They are going to fall apart in the late part of the season for sure
>>152958684I wonder if nigel dawes and brandon bochenski are still there
So are all the top teams this season dealing with a bunch of injuries, or are the laffs just getting their shit together?Wouldn't be surprised if it was just both options.
>>152958739Avs are missing Toews, Landeskog and Blackwood.
hi guys
>Nordique jerseysReddit
>>152958788they wearing them 2 more times, vs Pittsburgh and the Nucks
I'm reddit I'm a funko pop
>>152958739Matthews has his confidence back and they’re actually possessing the puck instead of doing the retarded dump and no chase bullshit. Carlo is also healthy again and he was clearly playing through something dehabilitating early in the season. Tonight they weren’t really hitting but they have actually been somewhat actually checking guys over the last 10 games for the first time since Colton Orr and Fraser McLaren left the franchise. Hard to believe but they are actually playing well
>>152958571Sup Triple P
>>152959019Yeah, it's weird seeing them be....good. But the question is can they actually carry this success over to the playoffs?...I highly doubt it.
>>152959157Celebrini would be doing so much better if he wasn't on a shit team.Change my mind.
>>152959189so would 99% of 1strpgary wants to keep the gane economically sound and attributes elite prospects to shit teams
>>152959189you're right though. the good news for him is the team will mostly fix itself over the next few years. the other main assets are all young and developing. they're just in a weird team situation because he personally is ridiculous enough to drag them into playoff contention. he should be a lock for mvp, but sports writers don't know what words mean.
>>152959189also fuck off
Points leaders as of Jan 12th>Nathan MacKinnon - 81>Connor McDavid - 80>Macklin Celebrini - 70>Nikita Kucherov - 67>Leon Draisaitl - 64
slopdown was cancelled
>>152959368I love him so much
Gives us Shorks fans a reason to cheer again
Is there a webm?
>>152959368it was funnier when it was mackinnon singlehandedly keeping the zoomers down
why is xhekaj on the roster again?
>Leafa fans bitch endlessly about Matthews and losing Marner and that Laughton sucks>Team stops being ass>"OMFG GUYS THEY'RE WINNING THE CUP BECAUSE WE HAVE WOLL BACK"we've seen this story 1000 times.
>>152959573Just like my Islanders
Ate too much 3 pepper chicken and have had explosive marners all night
>>152959550muscle
