Carabao Cup Semi Final 1st Leg Stadium: St James Park Kick off: 8pm GMTChannel: ITV / Sky Sports Teams: Newcastle: Pope; Miley, Botman, Thiaw, Hall; Joelinton, Guimaraes, Ramsey; Murphy, Wissa, Gordon.>Subs: Ramsdale, Trippier, Tonali, Barnes, Elanga, Woltemade, Willock, Murphy, Neave.Man City: Trafford, Nunes, Khusanov, Alleyne, Ake, Bernardo, O’Reilly, Semenyo, Foden, Doku, Haaland>Subs: Donnarumma, Reijnders, Cherki, Rodri, Ait-Nouri, McAidoo, Gray, Mukasa, Lewis.
TOON ARRRRRRRRRRRMY
Semenyo hatty incoming
I hope Foden makes a magisterial, seismic pass
hope our laura dont die on itv again
No wolte No party
>>152963426>our laura kys braindead sheep simp
>>152963445dont cry cos no ones posting in your shitty thread mate
>someone had the initiative to make a match thread instead of crying in a general about a thread not being madeBe more like this OP, /sp/.
wouldn't have to complain if matchthreads were made immediately following announcements of kick offs like this one
Jewcastle
NO AWAY GOALS RULEVAR IS IN EFFECT
>pep rotating out rodri to save him for the league>in possession back 3 with nunes and o Reilly double pivots>silva and foden 2 CAMS and haaland up top>semenyo and doku on the wings
>>152963491>VAR IS IN EFFECTboo
Bros I am so tired and playing around with my penis to fucking nothing, I've wasted these last 2 hours looking for goon material but I can't fucking be bothered
>>152963502
>>152963389you can set your watch to it>>152963445this is a very angry and bitter post, let's keep that out
>its only fucking tuesday
>>152963472>still crying even when his demands are catered tolol you are a total fucking sad cuntreminder that you killed english /sp/
>>152963724meds
>>152963346>ITVitv 1?
shitass teams
>>152963736>formatautist deflecting when confronted with the objective trutha tale as old as timenow watch as you flounce out of the thread in tears unable to cope with the reality that you killed english /sp/
>>152963630It's Friday somewhere!*drinks*
>>152963630Our work is starting to mandate 2 days in the office
Realising I look a bit like Harvey Barnes, very disturbing news that
>>152963859Mine did that and I just kept working from home.
honestly lads am tired, physically mentally spiritually socially am just exhausted.can't even enjoy playing vidya anymore fucken hellreally want to go away into some open green field somewhere...
I've been under the weather for about 25 days now WHAT IS THIS SUPER COLD
>>152963914Come to Sweden and make shawarma
>>152963931am actually considering this because i love cold depressing countries.it's just i basically have no knowledge of the swedish language, and am not sure if i want to get in the middle of this war between leftist/migrants and the right.just seeking some peace...
reckon this is about to SLURP
reckon this is about to SLAP
no wolte no watch
>>152964125>troon library vs oil cityyeah
>>152963346>NewcaslteFLIM Springfield vibes
Newcastle 2 Man City 5
>>152964140>no wolte no watchHowe doesn't want him giving away yet another goal. First brave decision he's made all season!
Howay the lads mon!
How many tonight?
they made a sequel to 28 years later?
>>152964177Zero (0)
Semenyo goal & assist
why is the arabian peninsula derby happening in the english cup?
Semenyo and Doku are the best set of wingers in premier league history City are officially unstoppable
Sunderland are better
Steve Bruce was right about Joelinton but good luck finding a Geordie who'll admit it.
is that basically newcastles b team?
>Lucy WardFuck me...again?
Why are they booing a player for snubbing them yet when Liverpool poached their greatest ever player they were completely silent?
What is a Carabao anyway?
>>152964267we're cowards mon!
Who are the good guys here? Who do I want to win?
>>152964281for me its no strong feelings
>>152964269A buffalo
>>152964281I was just thinking the these must be the most unlikable teams in the league. They're both villains in my book
>>152964269SE Asian red bull. The red bull everyone knows took the original and made it more palatable
NICK SCORES THAT
>>152964269Thailand's second most popular energy drink brand.
>pissa
>>152964294>>152964299Huh, every day is a lesson
>wissa
>>152963346Shit’s gonna be cash, woltemade just blew me lol
>>152964308>>152964310just checking which one was me
>>152964328klenk
Sandcastle makes me larf!
Antoine Semen on the Menu
the advertising in the stadium says carabao beer though so is it just an energy drink or also a beer or are they calling an energy drink a beer
>>152964281couple of nasty injuries for either team or a punch up and i'm golden
not hard to guess who is a gooner in this thread
>>152964281neither, both are scum
>>152964357energy beer
>>152964372It's me, I've been wanking nonstop all day
>>152964372obsessed
Haajama the lads
>>152964372Do you know where you are right now? everyone here has been gooing for hours.
Bald fraud
>>152964372this thread is one citymong, one geordie bastard, me and the rest are arse fans
Anthony Gordon looks like a witch
>>152964357>>152964389praying for the stellucozade
>>152964413careful he'll put a curse on you
>12 minutes>0 - Zeroin for a long haul slurper
>>152964416you could combine them yourself
>>152964421Bet he cackles a lot
>>152964409ok bumderim here for the footy
i'm watching counter strike
looking forward to the inevitable haaland penalty kick!
Does the football stop when the war starts?
>>152964409i'm a diehard CP fan btw
Yup, it´s a slurpfest
cam on the poon
Haaland walking up to take a pen
>>152964372We are many
wissa is no igor thiago
anyone else watching in bed, eyes are getting heavy i'm ready to snooze
Joe Linton's a great English player, when's Tuchel going to call him up?
>>152964482Nor Igor Jesus, for that matter
>>152964487Just dreading going into the office tomorrow. AI can't come soon enough, hopefully will come with Basic Income
>>152964476f-f-f-ffree stylah
>>152964372alri x
should really just turn this slop off and watch a movie or something instead
what’s he talking about there
>anime nonce>goonerkek checks out
>>152964524I'm watching MASH
>>152964495>Igor JesusI got Igor Jesus for my footy manager for dirt cheap , and he plays like shite. My u19 striker is better than him
did you hear that weird shriekish gasp
>>152964487Yes, Will be asleep before the second half.
>>152964559That were me anon. Got me nuts stuck in my trouser fly
>>152964559Yeah, reckon that was Anthony Gordon
>>152964428might actually be dece, there goes my weekendon the fence with morettango
>>152964529He's not sure if he should go full DEFCON this week for his fpl team
>>152964567klenk why does he look zo *zesty*???
>>152964524The snooker is on, much more exciting than this.
I dont want to be alive anymore
>>152964542spearchucker jones era or later?
>>152964567what a twink
>>152964524Watching Industry, just have to fast forward the faggotry and its like Billions but in London
>>152964567oooog feisty
Jeremy Doku if he was white
>>152964567keep your tongue in your mouth good lad
>>152964539go back
>>152964597Later with Colonel Potter
>>152964567Downright peculiar
>>152964524I've got a bloodborne stream open on another window
>>152964332>>152964589No one's saying this anymore. Stopped being remotely funny over a week ago
>>152964628Need to see a game being played before you give it a go is it? Poof
>>152964567>you will never blast his face with thick yellowy loads with your /sp/ broswhat is even the point of living
>>152964626Pep is just pic related in real life
Wissa is so useless
wissa offside and took a touchhow shit
Can't believe Trump has declared war on Iran
No team wastes time better than Sandcastle.
>>152964647Fucking Jar Jar Binks ass niqqa >WISSA FREE
>>152964662i can
>>152964651Context?
>>152964662Made me check. Well done
cheaty never get booked in the first half
foden would make more as a rentboy than he currently does as a football player
>>152964679BLANDA UPP!
>>152964679YJK she kneels for HWD
>>152964679
i had a mate that was iranian in school, was alright bit thickhis dad was really weird he had long hair and never spoke and always had this intense death stare, always wondered if he had some fucked up historyhis mum was really friendly, always giving me biscuits and had massive tits and would wear revealing tops showing lots of cleavage
>>152964662And I ra-a-an, I ran so far awa-a-ayI just ra-a-an, I ran all night and da-a-ayI couldn't get away
Joe Linton thinks he's well 'ard
>>152964515Genuinely, where is the money gonna come from if almost everyone gets basic income?
Bit of argy bargy.
>>152964651Who is this?
>>152964724>i had a mate that was iranian in schooloh really, did he stop being iranian after school?
slurping match
>>152964737Just print some more. Its only paper
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>152964737the jannies tax money of course
seething
>>152964741Could have at least got bitten on the face
>>152964679who is this hot bitch please?
>>152964662I would not support. Iran has some of the hottest women on the planet
>>152964741"Ahh hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?"
>>152964361You might just get your wish anon
>>152964765and arr joe is the one who got booked unbelievable
>>152964777kevin nash got his bell awakened in 1992
We say Joelinton but yjk the macacos say DZZZHHHOOOOLINTCHHHHHON
>>152964819poofter commentators call him jowa linTON
>
tony blair got his bell awakened in 2003
these teams suckwhen are manu playing
>>152964823Can't park there, mate
>>152964823>EscortsHeh
they see me rollin
>>152964833
>>152964834KWABAB
what is going on with Anthony Gordon's head?
>>152964838That's the UK for you
>>152964731>>152964765sandcastle are so soft lmao, they try so hard but are just crybullies
me to cheaty and poocastle: boo you guys stink
>>152964869The K stands for klenk
>>152964833Kek. He's bloody crazy.
Semenyo has lesbian hair
>>152964870I thought it was a bald spot, but it's just a shite manbun
>>152964838Larry is a victim of internet fraud courtesy of the woke mob
>>152964887pisses me off
>>152964838Larry is literally the only good thing in that building.
Hall should start for England >>152964870Scouser.
>>152964892I will avenge him
>>152964641nah I just like the streamer
>>152964887Brexit means Dua Lipa sex arse
>>152964838How did they know he was there?
why did peps mom let him have two dokus?
Foden putting every ball in the perfect spot and these guys just can't figure it out
>>152964881No it doesn't, you dumb bitch
>>152964911live tv outside
>>152964904>Dua LipaDon't see the hype desu
>>152964930I'm literally klenking at you right now, you little mong
>>152964869the yanks could use this for bush too. what an incredible phrase
>>152964936no pubes?
klenk ass game
>>152964936Just quoting /brit/
>>152964936Where are her boobies?
>>152964936Shaves her fannage
>>152964904She likes it up the arse alright.
>>152964942As I did to your mum in 2002
Geordie Bastard
>>152964971>Dua Lipa is a goonerKnew it
>>152964936
>octopus marks on the back
>>152965002yep im putting that up my arse thank you for sharing
+until cheaty score innit
Who would ar lizzy want to win
>>152964981You probably weren't even alive in 2002, you ugly fish-faced zoomer scum
I'm out of trocadero, lads knew I should've gotten more cans earlier today
>>152965032Not the Scottish team
This thread doesn't deserve half time slags
>>152965039Is this the best epl has to offer?
halftime baddiedem
No shots on target
>>152965069the perfect game ends 0-0
>>152964971COYG
>>152965069That's right Hans, two elite tier defences on display tonight.
>>152965032I miss her.
>>152965080>swedish down-syndrome poster finally returnswelcome home
Two oil money clubs with fake success desu
>>152965056
>>152965078Imagine running full speed, jumping and doing a double footed stomp on her back when she's leaned forward in the split. The loud crack when her body breaks would be so fucking sexy
>>152965106Big fan of the Queen. Still not used to singing God Save the King.
>>152965034>>152964981This is getting really nasty now. Can you guys stop? We're having a NICE thread here
>>152965122Spitters are quitters
wasnt even watching was just scrooling
post some webms to cheer me up please :/
>>152965124um
>>152965148
>>152965007This is a very popular pseudoscientific recovery method among CIS athletes it’s called “medical cupping. It leaves distinctive bruises. In the USSR they used them to treat bronchitis, coughs and all that
Had a spicy chicken breast in the air fryer and mushrooms and cous cous and a salad that i made earlier for tea
can you drop a stream please
>>152965172sure m8 https://www.itv.com/watch
>>152965158LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE
Fuck man I want trocadero
>>152965172https://m.twitch.tv/hasanabi
>>152965190fuck off back to britfeel
>>152965181He's a qt3.14
>>152964741
>>152965161why not call a shaman and ask for some magic healing?
>>152965180oh thanks lmao
>>152965128Fuck you on about. That's Phil the Greek
>>152965128that's Philip not Charles m8>>152965158when you go for a cheeky massage after a long day of going fast
>>152965224love dogs ate catssimple as
maybe something will happen in the 2nd half
>>152965128look at those fine german people
>>152965237You're a little chinky fella huh
>>152965237How do you feel about hedgey?
>>152965240big if true
>the newcastle pitch is at an angle so they are now shooting downhill how is this allowed
Man City parking the bus against the team which timewastes the most is it What an advert for footbZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
trying not to drink and i really really want a beer
>>152965257favourite non-domesticated animal
>>152965237
>>152965260Also put the away fans up in the gods Proper shit little club they are, operating like a tinpot outfit. Get them flushed to the EFL and sold back to Mike Ashley
>>152965190mark and the holodem x
>>152965267:)
>>152965267The negro
woahcheck out what my cat just did
>>152965274City literally split the away fans in two sections now too. Couple of wanker teams
>>152965297Tiger claw style. Impressive
almost
>>152965297Is this real?
corrr
>>152965297feng nyaan
decent header but think he shouldve saved it
wissa header kek
>>152965308the hell is wrong with gordon in the last months....should've never got that lesbian haircut
>>152965280Her bumhole is peng
cant
>>152963346>Carabao CupWho is Carabao and why is he different than the FA cup? It still looks like English teams to me.
S E M E N>yo
SEMEN-YO
KEK
semen yo
Justice for all the timewasting. Dirty Geordie cunts.
woke nonsense should be cup tied
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (it took me 3 minutes to solve the captcha)
relegate poocastleanti-football scum
>poocastle
LETS GO
>>152965377lol
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
city with semenyo is something else lads
>rules changed for Semenyo to play for CityYeah, that's an asterisk cup.
>sandcastle>troon army>anthony poordon>eddie how?>broonoo guimarishit
>>152965396yeah a little bit less shit
>>152963346over
>>152965396Its still City mate
>>152965400
>>152965386They shouldn't be caged man
HOWLING at that zoom-in on Howe's cowardly face
>>152965346
>>152965264Me too. Trying to learn to enjoy water in between beer sessions.
>bernardowew
>>152965377its designed to frustrate midwits like you and all forms of darkoids tbqh
Where is Woltemessi?
fuark
>>152965447Benched due to AIDS
kek hall
This Lewis Hall kid is going places
What a goal.
SEMEN YO DOES IT AGAIN YO
SEMEN ALL OVER THE GEORDIES
BATTERED
yeah im thinking city win the league
>>152965436It just doesn't taste of anything
So Semenyo was a damn good signing
Two big loads of Semen Yo.
>>152965423But in the wild they get attacked by lions :(
AW SHITTING BRICKS
>nope
grim
How did we spend half the season with the best attacker in the league playing for Bournemouth?
lgtss>poocastle
Pep's eye for transfers is next level, imagine if he took over United
>>152965501Why
Newcastle thought they could hang with the big boys only be widely woken up this season. Spurs of the North.
var sinso>>152965491exactly
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME MATCH JANNYYYYYYYYpathetic from newcastle tbqh
embarrassing
Is Haaland even active?
If it's not obvious from one watch, then the ref's decision should stand. All this zooming in and rewatching something 50 times is utter woke nonsense
time for the gooners to start pretending they never thought they would win
Semenyo's got Man Utd next, lads
Game's gone when they even check this
Semenyo opening up the right wing is gonna guarantee city the league title
what about the supposed 5cm tolerance we saw for liverpoo
Semenyo has to play for England surely
Sorry, City, but only shartsenal is allowed to foul the gk.
>>152965428Trafford is such a meme player kek
don't tell me they're drawing lines from Thiaw and not Pope
What's the point in this shit just trying to make the sport as wank as possible
>>152965551Only Liversissy get that liberty
Just add some leeway so they don’t need to get it exact ffs, who gives a shit if someone is a toenail offside.
>>152965517>Spurs of the North.ZEZZERZ!
>>152965551good point
post the webm lazy twats>OOO WHATA GOOOL LA> HAHA HIS NAME RHYMING WITH HECKING SEMEN
Shouldn't Semenyo be cup tied lol
>>152965552um
>>152965386Why's she wanking off this elephant's schnoz?
>>152965538Yes, and Foden is passive.
he's a mile off
LOOKING AT AN OFFSIDE?????????
Klenk
Arsebros...city is back
>>152965561>What's the point in this shit just trying to make the sport as wank as possibleYeah I know but Newcastle do have some fans so we have to keep the club around for them I suppose
>>152963506so true
fucking joke of a decision
>>152965569>>152965400
clearly offside
>>152965550im afriad thats haalands goal it grazed his arse before going in. pure BAME goal
That's so fucking stupid
top mlylm
This semen slurping sport is embarrassing
>lines are drawn and shows he's offside>ref still goes to the monitorwut
VAR gone WOKE
>>152965551LiVARpool always get the 12th man
>>152965551that was a 1 time rule apparently
Nick Pope was the last man you bozos
game on xirs
farce desu
>Haaland is jealous of Semenyo so he fucked up his goalCity will implode in two weeks.
Richest Club In The World get a VAR decision go their way is it?
hate pesoshate billionaireshate VARsimple as
AFTER, REVIEW.
joemlylmton desperate to get sent off here
>>152965604had to determine if he was interfering with play
rigi
>>152965479>>152965484>21:21:21so that was a good 7-8 minutes of checking
>>152965612nah you are
Elanga fucking IN! its over for newcastle this time
VAR ruined English football
>>152965622dirty commie bastard
>>152965622>pedos*sorry Mexibros
gonna see what soft shite city are these days i reckon
MODERN FUCKING FOOTBALL
Lads when did we stop posting Var Sinso memes?
>>152965636Unfathomably based
>>152965643Championship exists and is far better to watch for this reason
Really dislike Mudchester Shitty but that VAR was a bit bullshit wtf
>clearly offside>has his arms around the defender that the ball flies within a foot of>nooooo this is rigged wtf
Nick Poop haha
>>152965645paedos you yank
>>152965658why'd it take 6 minutes if it was obvious
newcastle wont do nufin with that goal ruled out. there fockin shite
can i see this 5cm line
think it came off haaland's arsecheek
>Portuguese player clatters Brazillian player
>>152965670my guess is the VAR are retards and only realized they were drawing lines from the wrong player after 5 minutes
I see Silva knows his judo well
>>152965658>Clear and obvious error>Takes 5+mins to decipher
>uses your elbow to throw offside lines>if you ever happen to touch the ball with an elbow, the goal gets disallowed
5cm lime
City got what they deserved for petitioning the league to change the rules about players being cup tied
what even this line
ffs look at Howe's cowardly face
>>152965718just making shit up
>>152965551No other team in the league had a convicted homosexual paedophile referee call their manager a cunt.
>>152965718it's a line drawn from the foot of Nick Pope, the last man
>>152965718can you post the slomo replay of the goal from behind the netthink it grazed haaland's arse
>>152965551Shut it down
>>152965711About the right size
wtf that keeper is wearing pants? Is that normally?
Doku's crazy good when he's on it
City are still winning this
>>152965753>tranimekys srsly
>>152965718Pope is the last man and the defender is acting as the keeper.
>>152965741Pretty sure he didn't touch it, but he stopped the defender.
>last man>is actually the 2nd last manvery confusing terminology tbf
>>152965741this one?
>last manlast de-gendered player actually thank you
How much do you think Tonali gambled on Newcastle losing?
>citywinslolTired of this episode
>le nonchalant cross to no one
>>152965779yeah thank you he dodge it well
>>1529657821 chicken and a can of coke
>>152965777goalkeeper is a woman
>>152965660is he sniffing his wife's panties
>>152965779If Haaland isn't there Thiaw clears this easily. Shouldn't even need the ref to go to the monitor
>>152965804This, I don't know why this twat commentator is so baffled.
>>152965809its a ruse you idiot, to get a rise out of midwit npc consumerfags and get increase the comment and general social interactions after the game
>>152965845I just don't think he's intelligent enough to participate in something like that
wtf woltemade is shit...
>Loltemade
god newcastle are arse
>Woltebade
>woltemadelolwhy didnt he just shoot
why are zoomer players so painfully one-footed
>>152965876Wrong endHe prefers own goals
At what point do they give up on Elanga
>This is Isak's replacement
When's Owen Goal coming on?
>>152965892has more goals than isak btw
>>152965892the best ability is availability :)
Miley getting 3 minutes in his proper position
>>152965903just checked the bench for both sides and neither have a player by that name?
>trippierwhy is unc on the pitchhe should be in the retirement home:skullface:
>>152965718>>152965762>>152965739So whose legs did they draw the offside line through?
>>152965881chirky is 3 footed
>>152965892>IsakOh yeah, that guy, whatever happened there...
don't watch too many ciry games, has haaland stopped scoring because cherki's a greedy fucker?
My issue with the offside call is that Thiaw is actively engaging Haaland and keeping him in the position, neither would be there if it weren't for this.
>>152965923He is within all of us
+8 at least after that VAR shitshow
Reckon Chelsea will beat either of these lot
Forgot this was a 2 legged game. Pointless watching really.
lmao what are they doing
>muh pacey wingers>always receive the ball in their own half, running towards their own goal
>>152965935Quasimodo predicted this
>+9
wouldn't mind a za right now
>>152965935The sacred and the propane
>+9 come on now.
fun fact: just found out clockwork orange is filled with made up language, i thought brits actually talked like this, such a shame!
How is Howe the best English manager in the world?
>>152965983Imagine grabbing her ankles from behind and lifting her up into the oven, closing the lid when she's properly in it. Then come the screams.
>>152965990>>152965980it should unironically be more because VAR took like 10 minutes alone
>it's a bruno guimarães gets dog walked by city episodenot even 30 passes the entire game kek
>>152966012would rather pinch her cheeks desu
WOLTEKLENK
>>152966012Get out of my head
SHITTY
>>152965999It's mostly taken from Russian
>>152966012the ass wouldn't fit
>LOLtemade
>>152966011If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>152966022Would rather lick her arsehole desu
Newcastle were shite
Barnes is so much better than Gordon
>7foot tall>can't reach
>>152965932Think Pope's arse
what is the refund policy on german imports?
>beheady howe praying to meccaLOL
>>152966012Based swedewaffen holocauster
>>152966044Just think Gordon's been flanderized into becoming one-dimensional
>>152966050why even bother
>>152966041so were city tbf
What a run by Semenyo
>>152966012You seem to have some serious violent intrusive thoughts, mate.
>>152966011Thomas Tuchel is the best English manager in the world :^)
Have a feeling Newcastle may get raided this summer if they don’t make the UCL
Princess Dive-ana
poocastle sabotaging their season getting everybody injured only to lose at home 1-0 in a 2 leg fixture
>>152966044Gordon is woeful, not sure why Howe's persisting with it. Get rid
>>152966012gir'l pizza
C H E R K E D
JUSTICE
BEEF CHERKI
JERKY
>>152966076Fuck nigga
NAFRI GOLAÇONAFRI GOLAÇONAFRI GOLAÇONAFRI GOLAÇO
>>152966081*2-0
>>152965660me
fuck off
>>152966107deserved
City probably have the best bench in the league
>>152963346jover
HOWE IS FALLING APART AGAIN
volumes
Ah wellThink we could've played till midnight and not scored
Great job kicking it out for a throw in, Nick Poop
>>152966108fuck off
it was a good run toon bros
>>152966121Heh... my boy Pooplingz... needs more time
aree
:(
>>152966142>it’s cold>my feet hurt>eddie is yelling at me to press more>why does he keep starting Gordon over me? >i wish i was at home playing heroes of might and magic 3
>>152966110lil bro thought he did something there, soft twat
Newcastle are fucking horrific to play. They kick the shit out of you but the ref gives them any 50/50 challenge
