dana black news 8pm est. luke rockhold signing with power slap

>>152967060
>>152967102
Are you alright man?

>>152967099
yeah ufc would never use their official socials to promote their other garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6PGrDVon7U
oh...

>>152967144
Bro you're going to look so stupid over something so dumb lol

>>152967144
rockhold signing tonight. thats the big tuesday news, thanks for coming, and drive home safe

>>152967162
Spammy collects L's like Brandon Moreno collects Funko Pops

Rockhold to powerslap and harrison vs nunes cancelled with volk and lopes stepping up to be comain. Luke Thomas reports

they said ufc announcement

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LHW is the weakest belt right? jiri is giving up his first borns birth, to be the weakest champ in the world? nice.

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>>152967200
i train it

>>152967214
Good to see someone with their priorities in order.

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>>152967144
volk retiring

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>>152967232
jiri is such a bozo

>>152967214
>>152967224
>>152967235
>>152967257
Sweet gimmick b.

So what was the announcement

>>152967298
The Apex 2

My gimmick? Posting about MMA.

>>152967273
>>152967257
>>152967235
>>152967224
ummm thats not how we do things around here. we resize images to under 1000px so it doesnt open too big and WE shop in an article excerpt or 2 in the image. not just headline.

>>152967298
Hasnt dropped yet.

>>152967298
gane vs pereira, adesanya vs covington

(inside source)

>>152967374
>we?
we?
>we?
YOU ALL should be getting your own news. you let others feed you good think? sounds like a cool gimmick

bald fuck made announcement yet?

>>152967232
Yeah being champ would benefit the family so he could make money and not have to fight in his tony years getting heemed by young bums in the future. Correct take b.

>>152967273
let me pick from the classic lineup of british online personalities
>schizo british gimmick
>tranny brit
>pretentious brit
personal favorite
>raped bitch brit

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>>152967417
resized my bad

>>152967405
i dont go to mma news slop sites. if anons want to clip something good ill read it here.
im just telling bro how WE do things around here. plus his images are too big and we dont do that

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>>152967434
nice try asshole. i get youre making fun of me

>>152967417
>>152967434
we like to keep it around 400-1000px.

>>152967421
Anything to say about MMA?

>>152967441
>we
>we
this isnt reddit, but you can go do that there. i dont walk with you, or share your views for brownie points. if sportskeeda doesnt do it for you, but 123MMA does, very cool for you. I see youre a grassroots redditor, take that we show to /heem/ /2/

>>152967474
Talmbout /scrap/ b?

>>152967467
it was all mma related. thats paddys current gimmick. making fun of hooker who cant grapple, and mentioned rape. it is topical, if you checked the news outside of mma guru? still waiting for dana? me too, me too. raped bitch
>combative raped brit
the best brit

Izzy vs Pyfer confirmed for Seattle from Dana's IG 10 seconds ago

>>152967467
>Ummm anything to say about mma?
This must be raped bitch brit fer sure.
The sport of mma? Yeah the ufc is a sport. And that's just a fact. No one can argue otherwise.

WHAT DO WE WANT?
>/scrap/!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
>NOW!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
>/scrap/!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
>NOW!

>>152967492
>rules
/heem/
>extra rules
/heem/ /2/
>finland rules
/bones/
only threads ive seen

>>152967523
>he hasn't heard of /scrap/
Pfffft. Cazzie bitch.

>>152967499
WOW HUGE NEWS! *checks card*
>three wmma fights announced
this was the news england went to war for?

Dana fell asleep and forgot about the announcement
Pack it up

Rape Dana white

>>152967523
/rizin/ is the only thread that matters

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sneed shirt

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>>152967499

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ONE LAST RUN

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Dana White just announced his song guess

>>152967595
Wow what a huge announcement
Everyone gives a fuck about this fight

adesanya beats pyfer

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>>152967604

Israel will look good and will be winning the fight and then he'll just suffer a sudden total collapse like he did in his last 2 fights

>>152967572
>falls asleeps
>forgets announcement
>wakes up 30 til
>99+ missed calls
>99+ texts
>"the fights off!"
>"change of plans!"
>"are you there?!?!
>"hello?!?!"
So what does dana do? he calls izzy on his celluar phone, and of course izzy has his celly on em, n picks up. Dana cryin' askin' to save 'em n ofcourse izzy saves 'em again on'a shit card'n'a'shit are'na

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>>152967604

Joe pyfer fucking SUCKS
(The fight will go to decision)

>>152967626
you been in the fight game a minute b. you already know promotion 101, we talmbout setting up money fights for izzy to put others over

Even dana knew it was a shit fight announcement, didn't even post the poster in his personal IG or the UFC's

>>152967611
Daddysanya is a superstar.

Pyfer definitely leaving the body cam at home for this one

>>152967639
You openly admit to having a preference for black transsexuals.

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Joedaddy is going to end Adesanya once and for all.

>>152967667
Proof?

>>152967667
Daddysanya got xer gooning I fear

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finally jizzy gets to fucking STUNT on a BUM!
lfg status: ultra

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>>152967725
>finally jizzy gets to fucking STUNT on a BUM!
>lfg status: ultra

Earlier today Joe pyfer posted any fight rumors with him are bullshit and he’s still recovering from arm surgery. Post has since been deleted. He’s going to be compromised, house on Izzy

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Costurd is getting retired

>>152967772
Pyfer can beat pissy with 1 arm behind his back

>>152967808
fight will not happen

>>152967811
Pyfer has one round of gas

>>152967837
finished his last fight in the second round

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I feel like Izzy lost all motivation after he flatlined Pereira and avenged his loss

>>152967871
>avenged his loss
What about the other 2 losses?

Dana has to be doing this on purpose. How can someone keep putting on the shittiest most nonsensical matchups

>>152967896
It makes perfect sense, pissy is on a 3 fight losing streak and has shown he can't hang at the top of the division anymore.

>>152967926
Why not make him vs Costurd? that at least would have been hype. no one cares about Pyfer.

Should've known not to engage with a brazoolian

>>152967944
He moved to LHW >>152967808

>>152967926
I would’ve given him de shitter and had Dricus fight Caio. Think they’re doing DDP vs Allen though

heeminder joe pyfer hits harder than ngannou and pissy's chin is shot

Francis Ngannou would be unable to finish the rotting corpse of obese lightweight kelvin gastelum

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>>152967894
Avenged it with possibly the greatest heem of all time, that's worth 5 heems

NO FUCKING MMA THIS WEEKEND????!!!!!
Is dana punishing me?

>>152967962
yes. all im saying both these matchups are bogus. Azamat should be fighting ranked LHW contenders and izzy should be fighting fun fights against strick, costa, etc.

>>152968042
Friday Fights is back mate.

>>152967808
The fuck

Man who hits harder than Ngannou couldn't hurt Jack Hermansson

francis nigganou

>>152967603
This is a better matchup than one would think. A lot on the line for blk boys as well as wyt boys.
This might be the one to finally settle it once and for all.

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Name the fighter

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>>152968143
Lmao

>>152967871
I don't think so. He looked good in the DDP and Imavov fights.
In fact, I think he got heemed mainly because he tried to do the Pereira thing and brush off the ref after the foul then got immediately heemed.

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>>152968143
May i interest you in some rizin

>>152968136
he's got some phil baroni in him mixed with diego nunes

>>152968181
He was winning until he got heemed stiff

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me when izzy finally wins again cause they gave him a lil white bum

>>152967808
Fat little marcel DOOFUS dwarf doesnt know shit and is always wrong. I would heem the ever living dogshit out of him.

>>152968136
tony gustafson

>>152967603
Black boys desperately need this win...

>>152967595
Philly vs China
Philly vs Nigeria
Botched Hairline vs Loose Titty
Philly vs New Zealand

What if Crash Bandicoot fought in the ufc? Would he be champion?

>>152968259
Are you the black woman or the doo

>>152968401
nta but i saw that webm minutes ago on slash v slash

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>The tuneup fight, Monsieur Pereddit
SOON

gane would try to grapple pereira

Gane would dismantle Pereira in under 5 minutes.

>>152968084
He was injured and only threw single looping telegraphed hooks. I would be quite worried for Jizzy b... This is bad... Hopefully our Izzy can get on the bike and run away for 5 min because if not, we're fucked...

Gane would write a thesis on pereira in 2 weeks

>>152968508
No he would just circle around and jab him to a boring decision

Gane hasn't had a first round finish since August 10, 2019.

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>>152968508
God I hope not. This could be the end of Pereira's career. He already has had multiple surgeries on his knees and feet.

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Gane's last first round finish was in October 25, 2025

>>152968520
>only threw single looping telegraphed hooks
So like every other fight?

>>152968557
gane forgot which way to twist the leg he'll be fine

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Reminder.

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>>152968574
He really did

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>>152968567
>gulp...

adesanya finna get hatecrimed by smokin joe

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>oh no i'm getting exposed, how will i scam people out of $2500 priced vlogs

>>152968609
I know you're new here b but submissions aren't heems.

Tom needed his nose stitched up after 2 minutes with Gane.

how did this turn into yet another aspinall derangement thread

>>152968664
Tomala posted a vlog of xerself bucking and bouncing on a dildo modelled after Jondaddy’s BBC

>start seething about Gane
>uhh why is everyone talking about Gane beating Tom's ass?

Gana White

Ciryl Dane

Gana Chite and Wiryl Dane

Ghana Cite

Diryl Wane

Dappy Timblepp

Giryl Cane

''I was not raped by sandusky, ok?''
-Bo nickal

Thinking that Aspinall won is quite deranged.

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FREAKS

apisnall won by decision decision to quit

Just got a job bros, starting tomorrow

>>152968903
Drilling a hole in the bathroom stall is not a job Ma'am.

>>152968923
Shoulda just said "what's his name" that was way too graphic and makes you sound like a little freak

>>152968640
We say heemed for all kinds of things. Gane simply heemed his knee and career. Lurk a bit more before going that route b. It's unbecoming. And I hate to be rude.

>>152968903
What job you get? What is your salary going to be?

Enough name posting

>>152968981
I'm doing cyber security for the bank actually

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Join The Aspinall Way. Start your journey for free and work your way to the advanced tiers, where the transformation truly begins. Are you ready to level up?

THE Pyfer!?!! Ohh how the bucks have fallen

>>152968993
Congratulations. I’m always glad when one of my /heem/ brothers does well.

does adessenyah levels on pyfer or is the gap smaller than suspected?

>>152969168
They're getting out of the Adesanya business you retard, it's set up for bodybags obviously

>>152969199
nah he explicitly asked for the biggest bum on the roster so he can "stunt out and flex, ya herd?"

>>152969227
He's gonna be flexing like my boy Bruce Mitchell after Josh Emmett

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Hehe it's only 90$ a year
Join us goy

What's next for figgy after Umar, title shot?

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I'm going to be a LHW champ in PFL and then I'm gonna get signed to the UFC and become the LHW and HW champ
I'm made for greatness
I've been training for 6 years
SCREENSHOT THIS

I'm going to kill them ALL
I'm BIG and I'm a KILLING MACHINE

None of you have what I have
My kicks kill
I turn shins into puddin
I turn livers into puddin
I turn joints into puddin

chchchat is-issuh b forreal lyke ackshully furreall

If Aspinall challenged me he would get turned into a puddle of puddin
You all wanna understand the real meaning of greatness?
I am your guy

>>152969574
This bitch is so trash she even makes grasso look good

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Puddin pops!

Im a. Fat nigga
A rat nigga
Gonna clap niggas
I like to rap nigga

TS Drew is lonely again.

Gable Steveson

>>152969669
@grok change his clothing to lingerie and give him a long wig

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Is this a photo realistic rendering of a real UFC fighter, or another one I made up on grok?

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What about this one?

@grok give Sneed long hair, shave her face, smooth out her skin and put her in a bikini

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@Grok take off spammy's skin and let me wear it over mine like a glove

@grok what causes Autogynephilia?

@grok shut these stupid niggas the hell up

@grok Finland hasnt posted for 4 days and i havent seen the word "maggot minge" either why is that

Seriously 1 of those 3 images is a real featherweight UFC fighter

Seriously Sneed is a real AGP tranny.

I would bury spammy in a deep hole and feed him with a bucket

>>152969840
Ilia Topuria

I would put Sneed in a dress and heels and inject her with estrogen.

arman on the adin ross stream was pretty funny too bad i'm a toptoro fan so i cant boy him

>>152970039
Too bad you can't do that from the bottom of a hole, sadly :( I'm afraid D:

>>152969975
>>152970039
The sexual tension is palpable.

>>152970074
We are like Joanna and Claudia on the ultimate fighter

Ilia Topuria

if you think pyfer beats adesanya you’re actually stupid

>>152970276
I actually agree with you for once. Pyfer just sits there and loads up his right hand. It's the perfect rebound fight for Israel.

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>>152966980
>>152966275
Dumb stupid retard. What now dummy? Next time, mind your betters.

>>152970351
mma is about kindness, and forgiving. can mma be kinder? :)