Dov Kleiman is the only "person" more retarded than the average /nfl/ poster.
Reminder that the patriots soundly beat their easy SoS, thus they are not schedulebabbies.
>Shitter thread
My Chiefs <3
What is gonna be the cope when the bills lose in mile high
>>152970087
>>152970100Dov gets way more (you)s with way less effort. He also doesn't do it for free.
>>152970114yeah i know what the penalty is. nothing in that image suggests rodgers was "hit forcibly in the head or neck area"
>>152970098>muh arbitrary rankings
Tick tock ramsissies
>>152970124his helmet being askew says otherwise
>>152970079who's this tron looking faggot
>>152970105Pats are getting btfo, just accept it. If they can barely protect Drake against the Chargers they are dead men walking
>>152970125How are herberts yards/game that low? I thought he was good?
>>152970132that's because the image is mid-sack and his entire body is being launched to the side
14-3 at homeThat's the stat going into the broncos bills game
Longest tenured NFL head coaches at the moment>1. Andy Reid - Chiefs (Hired 01/04/2013)>2. Sean McDermott - Bills (Hired 01/11/2017)>3. Sean McVay - Rams (Hired 01/12/2017)>4. Kyle Shanahan - 49ers (Hired 02/6/2017)>5. Matt LaFluer - Packers (Hired 01/8/2019)>6. Zac Taylor - Bengals (Hired 02/5/2019)>7. Dan Campbell - Lions (Hired 01/20/2021)>8. Nick Sirianni - Eagles (Hired 01/24/2021)>9. Kevin O'Connell - Vikings (Hired 02/16/2022)>10. Todd Bowles - Buccaneers (Hired 03/30/2022)>11. DeMeco Ryans - Texans (Hired 01/31/2023)>12. Sean Payton - Broncos (Hired 02/03/2023)>13. Shane Steichen - Colts (Hired 02/14/2023)>14. Jim Harbaugh - Chargers (Hired 01/24/2024)>15. Dave Canales - Panthers (Hired 01/25/2024)>16. Mike Macdonald - Seahawks (Hired 01/31/2024)>17. Dan Quinn - Commanders (Hired 02/03/2024)>18. Mike Vrabel - Patriots (Hired 01/12/2025)>19. Ben Johnson - Bears (Hired 01/21/2025)>20. Aaron Glenn - Jets (Hired 01/22/2025)>21. Liam Coen - Jaguars (Hired 01/24/2025)>22. Brian Schottenheimer - Cowboys (Hired 01/24/2025)>23. Kellen Moore - Saints (Hired 02/11/2025)
>>152970118>foxburo is farther from the coast than houstongrim
>couldn't beat the third best NFCW team>think you stand a chance against the others
>>152970125those rodgers numbers are oof, probably takes him out of talks for HoF
>>152970002https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/2025-nfl-quarterback-rankings-according-155941264.html1. Matt Stafford 93.52. Joe Burrow 91.83. Drake Maye 90.14. Brock Purdy 90.05. Jordan Love 88.56. Josh Allen 87.47. Dak Prescott 86.98. Trevor Lawrence 84.79. Justin Herbert 83.210. Sam Darnold 79.311. Jalen Hurts 78.912. Jared Goff 77.713T. Kirk Cousins 73.013T. Patrick Mahomes 73.015. Caleb Williams 75.516. Bo Nix 75.217. Jayden Daniels 74.918. Tyler Shough 74.619. Lamar Jackson 74.020. CJ Stroud 72.921. Kyler Murray 72.222. Daniel Jones 71.723. Bryce Young 70.524. Baker Mayfield 70.025. Aaron Rodgers 68.726. Jaxson Dart 68.427. Justin Fields 67.328. Tua Tagovailoa 62.129. JJ McCarthy 61.830. Geno Smith 61.231. Cam Ward 58.532. Dillon Gabriel 49.0PFF are peak shit for brains
You might not like it but this is what peak QB performance looks like
>>152970125The only stat that matters.
>>152970144Broncos were unbeatable at home until they choked on Jags dick. The Bills just defeated the Jags
>NOOOO MY MVP- ACK!!
>>152970105>soundly>on average less than 1 score>lost to raidersI kek so much
>>152970147big if true
>>152970144Here’s a stat for you BronkekKEKt. a Chiefs fan very much looking forward to this game KEK*punches you, knocking you to the floor**kicks you while you’re down*KEK
>>152970157The numbers don't lie, there's no recency bias
>>152970156my davis mills
>>152970127are fans allowed to go into the old stadium seating section when the venue is open?
>>152970124He took a forearm to the side of the helmet pretty good. I liked the no call though. 1. It's a pussy penalty to begin with. 2. There's no way it actually hurt and the spirit of the rule is to keep qbs from getting hurt. It was incidental contact anyways, no one is actually trying to slam their elbow into someone's helmet.
>>152970164Where was that game? Which season was that? Yeah shut up faggot
>>152970161>still wins it easilyyour finna bouta be big sad
Remaining playoff teams records against other remaining playoff teams:>Broncos 1-0 (1.000)>Seahawks 3-2 (0.600)>Rams 3-2 (0.600)>49ers 3-3 (0.500)>Patriots 1-1 (0.500)>Texans 2-3 (0.400)>Bills 1-2 (0.333)>Bears 0-1 (0.000)
>desperately clinging to stats from before people noticed sacks are important, in order to cope with fear of Bo Nix
This is the broncos superbowl
>>152970154Top 3 all time clutchest QBs in the playoffs, and then Bo Nix tier (shit) in the regular season. Weird quarterback
>>152970186but they lost that game LMAO
bo nix is caleb williams, except white, straight, and without the retarded CTEballs
>i-i-it was the first game so it doesn't countKEKKEKEKEKEEK
every playoff team is bad
>>152970164
>>152970185>I-it wasn’t home and it was less than a year ago so it’s way different!!Kek maybe you’ll score more than one touchdown this time sure
>>152970196see >>152970186
>>152970186They're gonna split All Pro and MVP this year like they did last year. Welcome to the new norm.
>>152970149Pablo the Bears and Niners both beat the Eagles whom the Shams lost to
>>152970182Yea, some parts of it are still accessible.
>>152970198I think you mean cj stroud
I still can't believe Tomlin is gone. It doesn't feel real.
>>152970164>>152970189>>152970193Bo Nix induced melty :)This is what the Bills injury report looks like btw. Jags fucked those boys up good. Tick tock
>>152970206>eagles>goodkek
>>152970205>Designing your stadium to juice the decibel levelsDo it natty like Arrowhead
>>152970212yeah he died
>>152970112Ah geez, Joshie was injured, dood. He hurt his leg. He lawst his shoe, bro.
>>152970200Yeah.
>>152970201Kek oh noooo not the webms kekHow many of these does Bo Shit haveYou know what let’s just see how many playoff wins he hasOhKEK
>>152970207ok, and what is that big older looking building at the end of the stadium?
It is Tuesday, January 13, 2026 and Justin Herbert just took another sack.
>>152970149>using what your rivals did to prop up your teamI shiggy diddy.Pathetic SEC mentality.
>>152970202Enjoy getting sacked josh
>>152970224
>>152970214Allen could beat the Fraudkeks with 11 kiwis, doesn’t matter. Injuries will only take a toll when the Bills have to play the Patriots or Texans
>>152970198But Bo Nix throws more INTs than Caleb.
>>152970224Aaaaaahhhh......AAAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOO
>>152970203Stat Padford isnt winning shit
>>152970226Natural history museum, and the one off to the right is the Aquarium.
>>152970214prayers for damar hamlin.
>>152970224How many does Josh have
>>152970217>lambs still lost to them
>>152970214Bo Nix is tearing his bussy
>my division is dogshit so stop making division:division comparisonsno
>>152970231Wrong. I grew up scrapping seething fatass, I’m lithe and powerful like a cobra
>>152970231Damn he's jacked as fuck
Remember when the Patriots lost to the raiders lmao
Oh noooo I got da fluuuuuuAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>152970214God damn, their practice field must be next to a power station
>>152970231Still can't believe I bantered that guy into posting this on 4channel.org. Bo induced melties cause some truly deranged behavior.
>>152970267I post my flat size 4 stomach on this site all the time, you’re not special
>>152970267qrd?
This feels like a big one...........AAAAAAAAAACHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>152970245thanks
>teams will start installing low-frequency power generators in the visiting team's locker room
>The Kansas City Chiefs
>>152970277
This is Maye next week
>>152970226>>152970245It's pretty cool how the original setup lined up with and matched the architectural style of the Field Museum. It's not quite lined up though. It's off a few ticks, which is annoying. I kind of hate the Bears ruined it. They should have just built a new stadium when they left Wrigley.
>>152970272These hyenas are always accusing Chiefs chads of being fat spics, I posted proof of my lithe Aryan supremacy
>h-hes still elite!!!AAAAAAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>152970272Some Chiefs enjoyer was talking all sorts of delusional shit leading up to the Broncos-Chiefs game. He then had a full-blown mental breakdown after Bo Nix RAPED his dogshit team, and decided that posting his gross prepubescent body into the thread would make things better somehow.
>>152970295Maye has such a punchable face
Why does Nix hate correspond so strongly with stripping on 4chan?
>>152970295I'm still mad about Tom Brady. You people deserve at least a decade of sadness.
I hope this ends soon..... Uh oh...........AAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bears haters are 1000x more annoying than Bears fans, and I say that as a neutral.Bears fans are still kind of annoying though
>>152970310>Writing fan fiction about my boyish figureStraightest Bronkek. Take it to Wattpad faggot
>>152970325I set my bully on fire.
>>152970186They lost that game califaggot
>>152970329>posted from aurora IL
>>152970325Maye has autism. Guys who got bullied in school identify with him.
>>152970318It's a fear response. When Bo Nix RAPES them mentally and spiritually, they have a Pavlovian response. This leads them to believe they're being RAPED physically as well, and they submit to it in an attempt to avoid violence. It's twisted stuff.
Chicago has the worst rush hour traffic I've ever seen
>>152970290The whole museum campus is fucking peak and if the Bears ownership wasn't gay they'd tear down the abomination that they made of soldier field and build an entirely new (not domed) stadium in its place that matches the roman revival aesthetic on the outside but is modern on the inside.
>>152970354They're moving to Gary
>>152970224>we wuz dem BoyzLol, lmao even
>tfw the next 15 owls are all Drake vs Caleb
>>152970356Texans are the team of destiny. Maye will get swallowed whole by that defense. Stroud will turn it over 3 more times but it won't matter
>>152970356Nobody was talking about the Shats and that will remain true after this post
cool it with the anti semitism bro
>>152970347How many playoff wins again?
>>152970356I am :)
why can't the NFL do this more?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mEgeIgY1C4inb4 you don't have ublock origin
>>152970357No they aren't. They literally own the land in Arlington Heights.
>>152970295You get that the Texans are about to beat you right?
Mendozer? I barely even know her!
>>152970319Century.
Texans suckWhy is everyone suddenly overhyping them
>>152970388Based division
What did you do with your Baker Mayfield jersey you got from mom for christmas after you kept talking about him all October? Do you think she's upset that she placed an order for a Tlaw jersey and you already jumped ship?
>>152970389beat your bitch ass team
>>152970292Every word true
texans have literally no fans, even less than the rams or chargers
>>152970406why did you reply to yourself, jffm?
BroncosTexans49ersRams
>>152970389Because they have the best unit in the playoffs.
>>152970409good thing you don't need fans to win games
>>152970413That rocket went on to kill seven Palestinian children.
>>152970330Let’s be real for a secondJordan Love outplayed Caleb WilliamsMLF outcoached Ben JohnsonThe only reason that Packers lost was due to a generational meltdown by their kicker. The Bears got thoroughly shit on for the entirety of that game but McAnus decided to go full retard. I can’t wait til Puka and Stafford put this meme team to bed.
>>152970411>schizo also has shit for brainsI like the Texans dumbass. Obviously they're not my team but I've always rated CJ Stroud and their defence is fun to watch
>>152970413Based gato firing a cruise missile at the zionist entity
>>152970418pat bandwagoners? probably because they jumped ship from baker to bo to tlaw and now clinging onto any hope they can find
REAL CONTENDERS REMAINING IN THE AFC:BILLSPATRIOTSTEXANS
>>152970389It's as much watching NE struggle against the chargers.
>>152970413You just accurately predicted who would lose all four games. That's incredible.
>>152970413Lady just needs to kill the cats at this point.
>>152970413You just accurately predicted who would win all four games. That's incredible.
>>152970389I'll speak for myself and say>everyone here was picking the steelers, but only like 3 days before the game >everyone at work was picking the steelers but me>I think they all thought they'd get refballed in, or hadn't really watched 2025 rodgersAnd I was right and I think they'll beat the Patriots because they have a better pass rush than the chargers who suffocated the Patriots for 3 quarters. And the Texans have a better oline than the chargers because everyone does.
>>152970423I hope that's the cope you guys go with because that's why the 2018 Bears team was none and done.
>>152970444trips of truth
I want to have this amount of aura at 60
>>152970285This is one of my favorite images
>>152970449If by “aura” you mean cocaine then you can easily achieve that
Reid with Alex Smith (2013-2017):>3 divisional losses>1 wild card loss>1 playoff missReid with Mahomes (2018-present):>3 super bowl wins>2 super bowl losses>2 AFCCG losses>1 playoff missMcVay with Goff (2017-2020):>1 super bowl loss>1 divisional loss>1 wild card loss>1 playoff missMcVay with Stafford (2021-present)>1 super bowl win>1 divisional appearance TBD>1 divisional loss>1 wild card loss>1 playoff missShanahan with Garoppolo (+Hoyer/Beathard first season, 2017-2021):>1 super bowl loss>1 NFCCG loss>3 playoff missesShanahan with Purdy (+Lance/Garoppolo first season, 2022-present):>1 super bowl loss>1 NFCCG loss>1 divisional appearance TBD>1 playoff missMcDermott with Tyrod Taylor (2017):>1 wild card lossMcDermott with Allen (2018-present):>2 AFCCG losses>1 divisional appearance TBD>3 divisional losses>1 wild card loss>1 playoff miss
The Bears want to tear this down to build Onlyfans Stadium in Gary, Indiana
Gay man here. I’m new to football. Which team should I root for? (The gayest team possible please!)
>>152970466Grindr will sponsor the stadium since Caleb is their biggest customer
>>152970472Patriots and Chiefs
>>152970472Packers
>>152970472Why my gay ass Denver Broncos of course. That’s easy
>>152970466It looks like shit, is located in the worst spot, and is the smallest stadium in the league.
>>152970472Root for the whole NFCN divvy! They're so gay for each other.
>>152970465
>>152970449He honestly looks great for a long time cokehead
>>152970465The chiefs no legitimate owl wins
>>152970479>Michelangelo and Da VinciChecks out
>>152970485Hey man just wanted to let you know that the Broncos are NOT gay, haha. Just wanted to clear that up
>>152970361>blocks your path
>>152970472bears, cowboys, eagles, raiders, chiefs you have to root for all of them though you fag
>>152970502This guy knows ball
>>152970375The bye is an automatic win
pats fags all understand their team is going 7-10 next year and missing the playoffs, right?
>>152970516He's not even going to finish the game, but don't tell Rams fans that.
I think we will all agree that John Middlekauff has captured the hearts and minds of /nfl/
>>152970527This is what I imagine you illiterate dingleberries look like
>>152970472the only team with a homosexual qb next year, the gary bears
>>152970423>Jordan Love outplayed Caleb Williamssurely that's why he dropped the perfectly fine snap, pussyfooted around for the entirety of the clock, then tossed it right to the defense on the last play of the game. he's anti-clutch.
Faggothead Stadium
>>152970527I listen to him, he makes me laugh sometimes.
>bearsfags calling anyone else dome baby while in the process of moving to a dome
>>152970536Holy cow, LOL!
>>152970539Trvke
>>152970536>Faggothead Stadium Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek literally the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. You sir have won the internet
>>152970539Some people really just get off on trying to go against the grain so much that they mindfuck themselves
>>152970543That's a dumbfvke
>>152970441Why would any sane person pick a 40 year old banged up homosexual QB over the NFLs best defensePeople are retarded
>>152970490Looks kino to me
>>152970539Didn't it turn out that this guy lied about being a scout?
they could just renovate soldier field, but the mockup the city did made it so generic and added a dome so this is the best option
>>152970525I remember when everyone said that week 1 against the Texans. Who would have thought that Stafford would have an MVP caliber season in him with all the chatter about his back?
Coach prime ape is stepping down. Who will replace him?
I have to admit, as a Packers fan, even I teared up seeing the Bears get that win. Honestly, it’s about time that city had a football game to be proud of. It was a powerful moment. And I’m a human being before I’m a football fan. I’m not ashamed to admit that I was affected.
>>152970539McCarthy not even being ranked makes me genuinely worried that he will break out next season.
>>152970569I heard he's going to Cleveland
>>152970559yeah he was on the grounds crew for the jets, zero scouting credentials.
Bros...
>>152970567I remember when Youngcuck said the Scams were beating the Failcons LMAO
>>152970310>>152970584kek some of you guys get way too caught up in this albanian welding forum
>>152970570It was brave of you to admit that in this den of toxic masculinity. Thank you.
Go Bills
Refbros, the crews for the divisional round were announced:>BUF@DEN: Carl Cheffers>SF@SEA: John Hussey>LAR@CHI: Shawn Hochuli>HOU@NE: Shawn SmithThe big boys are in town.
there's never a good time to post the "zat's not how ve do it in germany" meme here
Show me a stadium uglier than this, I dare you.
>>152970214>Damar Hamlin>Pectoralfucking kek
>>152970536KEK
>>152970580and he'll do it again in 2026 when they face an actual schedule
>>152970607>>BUF@DEN: Carl CheffersOh?
>>152970614Sofi, next.
>>152970607Based. Remember that we run the league, we just let other teams play in it
>>152970607>cheffers>hochuliummm yeah that's based
>>152970628quite the inverse
Division winners next year: RavensColtsPatriotsBroncosBearsSaintsGiants49ers
>>152970614>blackest-coded team in the league>literally plays at Mercedes-Benz StadiumKek
>>152970632lol
>>15297060749ers are 2-0 with Hussey as a ref and the Seahawks are 0-1 with himwhat did the NFL mean by this
>>152970632>ColtsThis one makes no sense. Who's going to be QB for the Colts?
>>152970632>t. doesn’t know ballPats and Broncos are one hit wonders, Chiefs and Bills take back their divisions next seasonThe Indiana Jones meme won’t carry into next year, dude will flopSaints are irrelevant
We had an easy schedule and will continue to have an easy scheduleProblem?
>>152970653Trinidad Chambliss or Riley Leonard
>>152970632Lions are winning the northburrs are going to regress to the mean hard, especially against the toughest schedule in football
>>152970658that makes sense, anyone who's actually gotten out of Philly knows how much of a shithole it is
>>152970640iirc, one of his family members back in california murdered another family member
>>152970607Vinovich was ROBBED
>>152970663>Trinidad Chambliss or Riley LeonardAnd how are either of them going to beat the Texans and Jags?
>>152970658He did it to get Patullo fired
>>152970654You've got a lot of faith in the Minshew era Chiefs
>>152970640The official story was muh mental health but there were rumors that he had a painkiller addiction. Nobody knows. He looked good as fuck when he played though.
>>152970650It is spam No one appreciates these
>>152970663>trinidad chamblissshane steichen isn't falling for the >_____ __ meme after richardson
>>152970682Steichen either finds the QB of the future or he's fired
>>152970681It's a bot. It never changes. Always the same shitty prompts and recycled models.
>>152970682The last 3 super bowl winners were black QBs dumb chud
What should the Patriots do with their huge cap space? I honestly think it should 100% go to defense
>>152970680I remember there was a post from an anon claiming that he knew someone from a local hospital or university medic staff who said this. Who knows but it sounded convincing
>>152970695I don't get how the moderators haven't banned it yet, are people not reporting en masse? It's been active for two years
>>152970701It's gonna be 0F and snowing in ChicagoI don't like your chances
>>152970675How are you blaming the QBs for that season
>i-it's going to be 0F>check forecast>19Fthey're so desperate for weather to save them kek
>>152970614State Farm looks like a crashed blimp. Allegiant is just a roomba.
How the fuck did Purdy lead the Niners to the game winning drive after having 2 interceptions? Is he just that mentally strong that those 2 picks didn't fuck him up?
>>152970715>What is feels like
>>152970709I don't think you like anything about the Rams.
>>152970722holy cope
>>152970702offensive line if you wanna beat the texans next year in the 'offs because they are going to murder yall on sunday
>>152970714I don't know what you mean about blaming. I don't get how a rookie QB with 1 year of FBS experience or a third string second year QB are the answer for the Colts winning a division with two playoff teams in it.
Divisional Round Winners:BroncosTexansSeahawksRams
>the betting line is LAR -3.5Uh oh, somebody better tell Vegas that it will be 0 degrees (spiritually)
Tonight mood
soon
>>152970753If we go by betting odds Patriots are crushing the Texans
If the 49ers somehow win the Superbowl then it will go down as one of the greatest runs ever. They will lose to the Rams in the NFCCG though
>wide open AFC>Allen has no one to throw toHow is Brandon Beane not in prison?
>>152970757He still kinda sucks
>>152970758>polymarketkek
>>1529707204/5 of Purdy's playoff wins have been game winning drives. pure autism.
>>152970727No one does
>>152970762It's so frustrating because this is literally the best shot he'll ever have but the front office sold his receivers off
>“How are we not favored?! Have you see the meteorology report?!”
>>152970773All real men own those gloves
>>152970773kek they really do be like this
>>152970762>>152970771McDermott and Beane will be fired after the Bills lose to the Broncos. Bills hire Harbaugh by the end of the week.
I need a big, fat cock penetrating my asshole.
>>152970791ok but who's your team
I hate stupid dogs
>>152970098>Chart fagGoing to be great to see #1 dome baby be exposed >>152970245My big complaint is them overhauling the dino part, I'll miss the evolution lab with the live bugs and the wheel you spun to cause the counter to go up that was running for like 20 years.
>>152970769I think he just believes in himself and his teammates so much that it helps with game winning drives, but fucks him up with ints
>>152970757Only if they hire Peyton as the HC
Looking back through the archive from March 2024. So many shit for brains takes about the QBs especially from Amerimutts lmfao
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrzftVC2j00>captain kirk can you save me>captain kirk i wanna have your baby
>>152970790Harbaugh is just as retarded when it comes to receivers
Those Bills injuries are going to be the excuse if Allen doesn't win Owl this year.
>>152970804Ok Bills hire McDaniel
>Playoff winsPurdy : 5 Darnold : 0Shanahan : 9 McDonald : 0 Stafford : 6 Caleb : 1 McVay : 9 Johnson : 1
He’s still a cuck
>>152970813fear the old man in a profession where men die young hell yeah brother
>>152970790>Fire one coach who can’t win with a top 3 qb to hire another coach who can’t win with a top 3 qb and was also just firedIngenius
>>152970770yeah okay
do flyovers really?
>>152970423>Jordan Love outplayed Caleb Williams>MLF outcoached Ben JohnsonThe 2nd half disagrees with your cope.
Which of these head coaching vacancies is the least attractive? Which organization is most likely to make a potential candidate go "ANYWHERE BUT THIS" when they get the call?SteelersRavensBrownsGiantsTitansFalconsCardinalsRaidersDolphins
>>152970814Imagine if his baby comes out half black and he copes by saying that Hailee is part black herself?
>>152970020>wants to pick his own GM and have full control of the rosterHard pass after what happened with Josh McDaniels
>>152970792Falcons
>>152970814i'm not even a cuck because i've never had a gf
My Bears are bottoms
>>152970821the zebras are based tho
>>152970823I would go to the Dolphins just for the weather and Latinas. You also have no expectations since the QB is shit and getting a new QB means you are getting 1 year free from criticism
>>152970827kek
>>152970820Man he has way more gray in his beard these days
>>152970821>being triggered by posters wanting to save babiesAre baby murdering coasties really this crazy?
BillsTexans49ersI'm right and you know it
>>152970823Cardinals is the least attractive. They're stuck with Kyler, their roster is terrible, they share a division with 3 teams currently in the divisional round of the playoffs, and they have no path available to get a good QB through the draft or FA.
>>152970837turndaballova is making too much money, he'll be the starting QB (certainly no team would trade for him)
>>152970472Let’s beat hate together!
>>152970847Correct. You know ball.
>>152970823Cardinals. No fanbase, cheap owners, and you'd get compared to some of the best coaches of the generation.
Sometimes when a turd comes out of my ass I imagine it’s actually a big black cock, go my Broncos
>>152970847>>152970855Oops, I forgot Rams over Bears
>>152970868Incorrect. You no longer know ball. Visa revoked. Bye! Enjoy your curry.
God I wish I was female. I might actually take HRT out of suicidal depression.
>>152970861No need to imagine for me. Go Birds!
>>152970879Ok but who’s your team?
>>152970879SKOL sister
>>152970466Are there separate sections for stabbings and shootings, or are they all mixed together and set on fire?
>>152970879Fly Broncos Fly
Is Lynn finally going to snap if he has to watch Gayleb in the superbowl?
Eating a brisket sandwich and looking at mock drafts.
>>152970879WE DEM BOYZ
>>152970814qrd?
Drake Maye was lost against the Chargers defense and they expect me to think he will do better against the Texans D?
>burrsfags are desperate for the 49ers to win because they know even if they fluke past the rams they stand no chance against the seahawkskek
What's to be done about this dogshit franchise?
>Sam Darnold
>>152970888shroud is the only black qb with a shot of getting to the owl
>>152970903Trade Herbert for an O Line and draft sign a backup QB from another team as a stop gap for the next draft while they tank.
>>152970895He married an actress
Last Sunday I broke 100 for the first time at golf. I am such a fucking stud.
>>152970821>In memory of a guy who said dead school kids are perfectly acceptable before getting killed at a school himselfI do love me some poetic justice and irony.The Zebras are cool though.I assume it's texAss since the only football team with zebras is a high school from there. And it's not like there's anything else to do there if they put that much into their game starts.
>>152970901no retard we just want home field in the nfc championship
>>152970903Even their name is ridiculous. What the fuck is a “Charger”. Like a phone charger? Your bolt represents the electricity that’s charging my phone? What?
One last fuck off to the insufferable bear faggots before I go to bed. Can't wait to watch LA rape you
>Stat Padford
>>152970901>the cope gets more specific every weekkek. still gotta come through chicago
>>152970930yep
If the Rams are smart they'll run the piss out of the ball and stay in 13 personnel. Davante isn't crisp yet, and with the Bears main LB out they got to take advantage. They can keep Puka on the field cause he's an ELITE blocker.
>>152970929its one of dem lectric cars
>>152970931>AHHHHH IT’S BRYCE YOUNG!!!>No wait, it’s just Caleb Williams. Phew!>Wait a second…>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME MEGATRON!!!!!
NFCW NFCW NFCWIT JUST MEANS MORENFCW NFCW NFCWIT JUST MEANS MORE
Russ and Rodgers dodging the HoF just for funsies
Faggots trying to bring SECposting here
>team has no defense>gave up 42 to the niners>think they can stop the rams
Caleb Williams is so confident in his heterosexuality and masculinity that he acts like a homosexual on purpose to find the real DL niggas
Oh yeah, it's happening.
He's going to rape you alive
>>152970153Its a good ranking except jordan love being way too high
>>152970961>Rams>Have been shit in prime time games and cold weather>Now have to do both at at once
What's next for bustin shitbert?
>>152970929Goes back to when the franchise was created in LA in 1960. The name chargers comes from when they used to shout “CHARGE!” at Dodgers games.t. Raiders fan that knows some chargers history because Al Davis once worked for the chargers
>>152970966Kino>>152970967Maybe if he had a top 10 qb kek
It just means less
Rams-Bears discouse is an iq test
>>152970975Something something, he's not a black QB so resign him.
>>152970919Golf is for queers
>>152970976Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
>>152970961>announce you are leaving 30 mins ago>stay up and post the same lame shit>go to sleep lil niggatake your own advice fag
Was the 85 bears defense as good as people say it is or no?
>>152970988I believe if you put a grizzly bear and a ram in a pen for a fight to the death that the bear would win, I predict playoff games based on this principle
ohhh bearsfags are seething about stafford because he's from the lions kek its just another jesterguild fuedHe's the Best Quarterback in Football. And he's going to destroy you.
>>152970975He goes to the dolphins and finishes what Tua started
>He's the Best Quarterback in Football.>And he's going to destroy you.
>>152970971>good ranking>2. Joe Burrow>6. Josh Allen >13. Kirk Cousins >19. Lamar Jackson >Kyler Murray above Daniel Jones
>bearfags can't even tell posters apartlay off the fent cleetus
>>152970976*USC games. Why would they yell charge at Dodgers games.
>>152971002>24/7 seethe machine about da bearsare you okay, sweaty?
>best QB in the playoffs going up against the 2nd worst onekino
>>152971012SC is Raider/49er/Laker fans
>>152970998they shutout two teams on the way to the owl
>>152970983crazy how a city with 1/8th the population of la still has more fans then the rams
>>152971018Stafford ain't that bad. If he loses to the bears then that would be quite sad and predictable.
>>152971002>1 Aaron Donald ring>no super bowl MVP>no league MVP>after 30 seasons>best quarterback in footballKek
i imagine the NFCW fag is a rams fag and his biggest dream is taking it up the ass from a cardinals fag, jerking off a 9ers fag, and blowing a Seahawks fan all at the same time
>>152971018I honestly don't know which game you are talking about because the worst QB is facing the 2nd worst QB
>>152971012Actually thanks for adding that. They also did yell CHARGE at USC games. But they also did in Dodgers games. Why? I don’t know. I wasn’t there
>>152970998Here's a montage of the 85 Bears at work for you to judge.https://litter.catbox.moe/toddznq1cey1e1yq.mp4
>>152971008Burrow was excellent went he played this year. Allen was good but not his best season. Kirk played well. Lamar played like shit this season. Didn't watch kyler at all but jones wasn't amazing he was just better than the absolute garbage people expected from him
kek they've been seething all year about the best QB in the NFL and the MVP :)
>>152971001Kek, reminds me of a cleveland show episode, where his son starts betting on school tournaments, and making money based solely on which teams mascot would win in a deathmatch
>>152970929I still maintain they should've been the ones exiled to Vegas and forced to rebrand as well.There's like a million names you could use for a Vegas themed team too. But no, a faggy lightning bolt team with no home stadium.
less post makeymore meds takey
>>152971053Drake Maye?
>>152971021what does that have to do with what I posted
Kind of sad how stafford was held back so long by playing for a shit team in a shit division
>>152971071He already got his consolation owl for putting up with it, and he'll get an mvp to go with it, which is why no one wants the rams to win
No quarterback deserves to languish in the NFCN. It's something you should only be punished with for 2-3 years max if you fuck up badly.
>>152971071yeah, the rams are fucking up his final years, he should go home
oh right kek stafford has a ringno wonder flyovers are seething so hardespecially rival NFCNegroshe goes to the superior NFCW and IMMEDIATELY becomes a superbowl Champion
>>152971081All their qbs suck anyway so no biggy
>>152971081I want to see Aaron Rodgers return for one more season with the Vikings, he needs to fulfil his destiny.
Basedola
mad about stafford / mad about him being MVP = mad cucked flyovernew mapping from post to underlying motivation unlocked
>Less super bowl appearances than Hurts, on a better team with a better coachYikes
Isn't it weird how similar the Lions and Vikings are?
>>152971071Stat padford deserved it for being a stat padding bitch.
>>152971104no? the lions are far better than the vikings. they just got shit luck. they're winning the divvy next year
>>152971089>the marathon bears melty continueskeep going! say the flyover line again lmao!!
>>152970998I think one of the most amazing things about the legendary '85 bears is that they lost to fucking flipper of all things.
>>152971071If it was so shit he would have won it
>Stat pad your whole career>Even have a top 5 WR of all time>Still never win MVPKek
>>152971124Uhh how do you have 2 fflags ?
>math proves player is good>NOOOO MATH IS WRONGkek
>>152970971Jordan Love is what convinced me that EPA is fake and gay, if you just looked at the stat sheet you'd think he was the greatest QB of all time but every time I've seen him play he's resoundingly okay - pretty good
Stat Padford only had Megatron and a decent running game his entire time with Detroit. Please please please stop scrutinizing him
>>152971048>Lamar played like shit this seasonHe was up and down but had 21 passing TDs, 7 picks and another 2 rushing TDs in 13 starts (left two games early Chiefs+Pats due to injury) there's no world he should be lower than Kirk Cousins who had 10 TDs 5 picks in 8 starts. As for Joe Burrow above Josh Allen it's beyond fucking retarded. Burrow play well in his 8 or so starts but there's no world where he was better than Josh Allen who scored 39 TDs had 4200 passing+rushing and a 69.3 completion percentage. Kyler Murray was doghshit for 5 starts (barely even beat the Saints) whole Daniel Jones played outstanding for 8 games then had 4 up and down starts before being injured. He in no way should be below Kyler Murray. Their entire grading system is beyond fucked
>>152971071>brown poopskin doesn't know his history
Yeah… I’m starting to think this Stafford guy is a fraud and Caleb has nothing to fear
Dook > Padford
>be qb>leave garbage flyover division (worst in football) for superior west coast division (2nd best in football, best in the NFC)>God immediately rewards you with a SB Victory
>>152971149>joe namath Grim
>the never ending melty
>no responseit knows it's trash :)
>>152971149Kek gottem
>Lions went 4-12 this yearHoly moly
>flyovers getting uppity You will die before seeing the ocean
>>152970632>GiantsMy man you are smoking crack.
>>152971168The faggot said he wasnt going to bed but the Bears are keeping him up LMAO
>flyovers digging up ancient stats about other flyover teamskekpull out the ancient history books and tell me the last time your divvy was competitive
>>152971180Put on your trip you cowardhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152942358/#152943203
>>152971177>He doesn’t transcend the boundaries of space and timeKek coastie hylics
>>152971194>transno thank you, buddy
>the micro dick adderall jew is reduced to giving himself (you)s because no one cares about his 24/7 bears meltdown
>>1529711872 months and counting
>>152971193>not realizing I regularly change tripsJFFM, Carson Beckino, Bo Nix Seethe Machine, The Kiwi™, Gruden Grinder etc I've been changing up for years. It's an easy way to avoid the moddies. Get a clue faggot
>>152971177Delete system 32 on your machine. It’s well known to interfere with 4chan
>>152971119That’s Dan Marinos’ spiritual Super Bowl. Giving the 85 Bears defense their only L that season stopping them from going undefeated.
>>152971149>CJ Stroud's best year was his rookie year
kek i had no idea how deeply humiliated and angry flyovers were over stafford going to the rams and wining one SB already
>>152971208>using windows in current year
>>152971206>To cowardly to stick to his blacklisted tripLOL, Chicago rules you.
>>152970798Second poster was partially right at least.
Defenses from before the league implemented rules to protect players don’t count btw.The 85 Bears were blindsiding quarterbacks at full speed to snap their necks and bring in the backup. That’s not football, it’s genocide
Coastoids getting real uppitty
>yeah man, I'm taking a summer vacation in Des Moines! it'll be great!
>>152971218He did that? So he must have won super bowl MVP right?
>>152971227now do population cleetus
>>152971099Is this the same Pope who was gifted a copy of Undertale?
>>152971224>That’s not football, it’s genocidenow you're getting the idea
>>152971242>Pope who was gifted a copy of Undertale?kek what
>>152971238Nah go suck of your boyfriend coastoid
>>152971242No that was ryback
All jokes aside:Game on the line, I’d much rather have Caleb Williams than Stat Padford. And I’m sure most people would agree.
>s-stats are irrelevant>erm except for this one handpicked stat that my quarterback looks good in (but not the others)
All jokes aside:Game on the line, I'd much rather have this bussy
>>152971261I'd rather have nix
these threads have turned into a total cesspit once the coastie vs flyover autism started
>>152971247It was the YouTuber Game Theory, he sent the Pope a copy of Undertale kek. It was Pope Francis
>>152971261As a (somewhat) neutral third party, they're both actually pretty clutch in 4th quarter situations. I hate the Rams but I'm neutral on Stafford. If I'm being honest, even though I want the Bears to win, Caleb really needs to be better in the other 3 quarters. Stafford is better than him during the first 3 quarters.I'm going to believe in Caleb's 4th quarter magic...because I have to. But my mind is telling me the Rams are going to win.
>NFCW faggot trying to get some sleep
>>152971275It's one guy arguing with himself.
>>152971287bearsfags think needing meme comeback wins in the 4th quarter to get nearly 50% of your wins is a good thing.not to mention these were against bad teams (the bears still have not beaten a single good team)they're living in denial
>>152971047I have to watch that 30-for-30 again.
I read somewhere that it's smart to go to Denver for sports as late as possible so your body doesn't start trying to acclimate to the altitude and then leave immediately after the game. Is that true? I would think going there a week early to train and acclimate would be a better idea.
the bears are mememaxxing this year
>>152971311Honestly it's all overblown t. Guy who lives in Denver and flies out and back constantly
>>152971268You know ball>>152971311Team facilities are a huge advantage shit for brains. Getting acclimated wouldn't offset having to use some makeshift convention centre for meetings+physio and a random practice field. Learn ball fuckwit
When is strength of schedule calculated?
>>152971352Well I mean if you live there duh. I remember helping my parents move from a sea level city to Colorado Springs and I was barely helpful at all the day after we got there helping unload.
>>152971133>playing Quarterback is just maths bros
i'm sad the chargers chorged because we won't be seeing this meme anymore
>>152971360High seeds play the low seeds in the playoffs. Example is Broncos are #1 and Bills are currently the lowest seeded in the AFC so that's why they're playing.
>Lifelong fan of 6 years or something
>>152970654this guy knows ball
SeahawksBearsBroncosPatriotsBills and 49ers too injured. Seahawks are just way too defensively strong and I think Darnold will game manage them to a W even though he's suspect in the playoffs. He might lose next week, but not this week I don't think. Josh Allen against good defenses are always a huge gamble because it's most frequently the type of game where he melts down and loses because his team leans on him too much to win. Great defense and mediocre QB accounts for most of his losses in his career. Drake Maye is better than CJ Stroud and the Patriots offense is too dynamic and adaptable for the Texans to really shut them down completely and I think the Patriots will win a close, but not that close, game like 21-17.The Bears I'm picking purely because of meme magic and I just have a weird feeling they're going to surprise everyone and win. That and I think people weirdly overrate Stafford and always think he's theoretically dominant, but usually come game time it's a lot messier and he underperforms expectations.
So uh, is Dobbins playing? He said he would if they made the playoffs.
>>152971393>t. doesn't know ball
NEW ->>>152963337>>152963337>>152963337
>>152971360There's two types of SOS calculations. One done before the season based on last year's results and next year's scheduled games. So for 2026, they'd take the records of all of the teams from 2025 and apply them as if the teams from 2026 will have those records.The other SOS, the one usually talked about the most, is based on the current record of teams faced so far in the year. So say it's week 7 in 2025. You've faced 7 4-3 teams. Their combined record would be 28-21, giving you an SOS of .571. It can be calculated any time.
>>152971412Basically it's fucking dumb then. If you win, your SoS goes down. Or it's outdated.
>>152971406>9 posts early at ghoul hours when like 2 posts an hour are madeNice work, retard.
>>152971423COPE
>>152971424I blame the need for edition, this should just be /nfl/
>>152971423Yes. SOS is retarded. If you beat your opponents, you lower your own SOS.
>>152971444>>152971423>agreeing with yourselfoof
>>152971449
>>152971393Absolute ball knower
>>152971460I also know how to use 4chanX, proxyfag
>>152971461No. They could, but it would still suck ass as a stat and mean essentially nothing. Backups play all the time and affect a team's record and since there are so few games played in an NFL season, even missing your starting QB for 3-5 games can significantly warp multiple teams' SOS. The NFL has too many variables for SOS to be a useful stat, really.
>>152971476>>152971479Paranoid schizo is paranoid schizo>How could two people just...agree with each other!? They must be like me and samefag to agree with themselves!!Kek
