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>only negro is Vinicius
What did Arbeloa mean by this? In fact, Arbeloa is the 2nd blackest out there after Vinicius

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Madrid once:
>Lunin; David Jiménez, Asencio, Huijsen, Fran García; Cestero, Güler, Valverde; Mastantuono, Vinicius y Gonzalo.


Albacete once:
>Lizoain; Aguado, Javi Moreno, Neva, Dani B; Meléndez, Pacheco, Javi Villar, Capi, Lazo y Escriche.

>>152975391
Non-Basque Spaniards are technically black going by the one drop rule. Spaniards and Portuguese are the only 'indigenous' Europeans who regularly score non-negligible amounts of Sub-Saharan DNA on autosomal DNA studies. Under the Jim Crow laws Spaniards would be forced to live in black neighbourhoods and live separatedly from non-blacks.

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>Real Madrid is floundering, following the delusions of an old man who confuses Gonzalo García with his grandson Joaquinito. He didn't watch the Super Cup on Sunday. The Bolivian woman, as usual, peeled a pear for him to eat, which he didn't finish because he fell sound asleep watching Numbers and Letters. He woke up disoriented at 11:00 PM, called José Ángel Sánchez, and ordered him to fire Vanderlei Luxemburgo for not playing Morientes.

>This decrepit individual presented his life's project, which aimed to revolutionize world football, at 2:00 AM on Mega, alongside Edwin Congo, Pipi Estrada, and Cristóbal Soria dressed as a witch.

>He has spent hundreds of millions on signings and hasn't been able to bring in a midfielder without mental deficiencies or substance abuse problems. He has squandered more than a billion on a colossal cyber-toilet, where not even a Lola Índigo concert could be held.

>When the chants of “hello North Stand” ring out on Saturday at the Xanadu on Paseo de la Castellana, and the Japanese fans start making TikTok trends, we must seal the retractable pitch with Diaper underneath. The dilapidated can will be his mausoleum. We will bury him alive alongside his servants Jude Ballantines, Fede Bonino, Pintus, and Ferreras, like the Egyptian pharaohs.

>That said, his management of Barcelona, the club he loves, has been impeccable. Give credit where credit is due.

The Uruguayan princess is back in midfield

>>152975378
Looks like Valeverga and Mono weren't injured after all.

Is that fog or mist?

crazy how all Spanish zoomers look the same
bird nest haircut and puffer jacket

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Great game m8

>>152976295
mist

holy sovl can't see shit

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>>152976370

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>>152976411
comfy

>Albacete is Silent Hill
kino

Literally Silent Hill

20 minutes and nothing yet. Is Arbeloa already on the hot seat?

>>152976295
Nigga flexing synonyms like this is english class lol

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Arbeloa era has begun

Albacete 1 - Real Madrid 0

Albacete just scored.

lmao
it's so over

SACK ARBELOA NOW

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Arbeloa out?

ive seen enough. somebody needs to kill florentino

This wouldn't have happened with Xabi. Xabi would have had them park the bus

EL QUESO MECÁNICO

Qué viejo onions

José Bordalás welcome to Real Madrid

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>Halal

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>Welcome to UD Las Palmas

Jajajajajaja toma estreno del cono

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ARBELOA OUT

Xabi actually made these 2nd division level shitters look like a Champions league tier team

Cono sisters...

Manchegos run this peninsula. Never forget this Madree cucks.

Franco just scored
Albacete 1 - Real Madrid 1

FRANCO SAVES REAL MADRID

>>152977014
'Why do I yell "Franco"?'

I heard Vini got RACIAL abuse at the game is that true

Just now I realize balompie its written with and "m" even though balon is spelled with "n"

>>152977041
Its not racial, he legit looks simian plus he's an asshole.

>>152977041
https://x.com/AlbertOrtegaES1/status/2011508539278475316
just spanish zoomchuds

>>152977061
Of course, m always before b and p.

>>152977096
Like Mbappé

>>152976370
you can kill vinicius and get away with it in these conditions

>>152976370
>>152976491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAOVTd_loo

>>152977096
Balompie sounds silly though, unnecessary rule imo

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What an elegant crest!

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>>152977238
Absolute good crest, there are some good crest in Spain, UCAM murica, celta, compostela and others.

>>152977278
I have a soft spot for the Galician cross and colours.

I think it is safe to say Mastantuono is better than Messi

The referee has a jewish face

how is alaba still at real? just go die in some saudi ditch already , unc

>>152977096
damn this in spanish too? god is in all things after all

>>152977096
>>152977592
In Romanian as well.

>>152977469
He doesn't have any HGH or Negreira help, so unironically yes

>>152977469
The 3 Ms of Arg3ntina: Maradona, Messi and Matutano.

>el goblino de las Américas

Good effort by Albacete but they're going to get destroyed in Bernabeu ngl

>>152977805
Are there two ties per round?

>>152977805
>>152977841
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Copa_del_Rey#Schedule_and_format

>>152977805
2 games is only for semi finals

Albacete just scored again.

>>152977805
Jejejejejejejeje

QUESO MECÁNICO MARCHES ON

We're such a fucking meme lmao
Albacetazo

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE CHOKING THIS SHIT TOO

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>>152977853
Thats fucking gay, upsets are the best part of these competitions

Xdddd

LMAO
HANG FLORENTINO

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OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND
OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND OLYMPIACOS LEGEND

Arbeloa is another bluf.
Who's next?

lol

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KEKARO

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So, it's happening AGAIN

>>152977908
COMUNICADO OFICIAL: RAÚL

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>>152977908
>WELCOME BACK, XABI ALONSO

Yeesss cmon albacete

Xabi was the problem according to Dementino Kalergi

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I kneel Albacete-sama

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>Halal

>>152977908
Suena Michel

Xabi must be laughing his ass off

Viven en un country Van en BMWs de la hostia Los findes se ligan a las tías más buenas Comen de lujo todos los días El día antes del partido, durmieron a pierna suelta en un hotel de 5 estrellas y se rascaron la polla durante 24 horas sin hacer nada, jugando al pin pon y al pool y a la Play Juegan al fútbol todos los días de su vida ¿Las botas? 6000 dólares, 5000 pe, no sé cuánto valen, ponle 3000 pavos, 4000 pavos Están vendados por un fisio Están bien alimentados Están bien entrenados Las medias que son las que no te cortan la circulación, los pantalones cortos que son los de los huevos que no te rozan los huevos, la camiseta te estira la espalda, es la que no suda que vale 800 pesos, no sé cuánto vale una camiseta para jugar al fútbol El balón es perfecto, ¡perfecto! 120 euros. Hinchado con un barómetro a 8 bares La cancha no tiene ni un solo bache La portería tiene 7 metros 20 por 2.40 Te aplauden cuando sales a la cancha LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE NO SABES PARAR UN BALÓN. LE VAS A DAR AL ARCO Y DESDE EL PUNTO DE PENAL LO TIRAS A LA MIERDA. LE VAS A HACER UN PASE A TU COMPAÑERO QUE ESTÁ A UN METRO Y HACES ASÍ Y SE LA PASAS MAL. HIJO DE PUTA ESO ME PUEDE PASAR A MÍ CON ESTA PANZA. NO A VOS. Y TÚ, OTRO GILIPOLLAS, QUE VAS Y PAGAS LA ENTRADA, COMO UN TONTO Y TE CAGAS DE FRÍO Y DICES: "DALE ME” DALE XI” DALE CO” DALE TRI, E' PUTOOO, GILIPOLLAS ONIONS RE PIJA PORQUE VOY A LA CANCHA.

>>152977949
SEXOOOOOO

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XABI COME BACK

XABI VUELVE

Vinicius no se va de un jugador del Albacete, repito, Vinicius no se va de un jugador del Albacete

Chiringuito hermanos we are eating good tonight

https://youtu.be/pbO-S-piGOM
the hero we need but don't deserve

+10 extra time

>>152978009
I'm already putting popcorn in tje microwave

>>152978009
Jota Jordi and Soria are cumming right now

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Chochentino dimisión JAJAJAJ

El Albacetazo...

>>152978009
It will be glorious if this score stands. Waiting for based Soria.

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APOLOGIZE

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Cono quedate!

Gol de gonzalo

GONZALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARBELOA IN

Gonzalo saving RM again

>>152977886
Es lo que es.

Prorroga bros and pena maxima bros are eating good.

Como canta los goles del madri el hijo de puta de Juan Carlos Rivero jajajja

Shit, I really didn't want to watch ET

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What race is Gonzalo? looks like a chink

GOATzalo

GOLZALO

>>152978090
Oblivion NPC

>>152978090
Pure Visigoth

Arbeloaball is only scoring from corners apparently

Sir a third gol from albacete just hit real madrid

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AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't believe this shit

LMAO
WTF
JAIL THEM ALL

EL ALBACETAZO

KEK WHAT A BITCH

WAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>152978077
Sure buddy, now that he scored against a fucking 2nd division team in relegation team he deserves more.

JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJHAJAHAJAH

everything cuz vini asked for an impossible pass

>>152978090
por algún motivo hay gente que sale china cuando su familia no ha llegao más lejos que cáceres
por ejemplo willyrex

sanseacabo la caverna mediatica ha ganado, mouriño fags deserved the death, eduardo inda should be excuted in public.

just delete the fucking club man

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>LUNIN
LUNIN
>LUNIN
LUNIN
>LUNIN
LUNIN

FUCK OFF UKRANIAN FUCKING SHITS

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BETANCOR BETANCOR BETANCOR BETANCOR BETANCOR

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JAJJAJAJAJA

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>>152978060
LOL NOT SO FAST

+ 10 minutes please.

/realmug/
>/realmug/

MONITORING SORIA'S TWITTER RIGHT NOW

>>152978174
ARBELOA OUT

LMAO

KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

+14

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AJAJAJAJAJA

until madrid scores

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real mono

So which part of Albacete are you?

This game will have +10 added time easily kek

COMUNICADO OFICIAL: Don Florentino Pérez flayed alive at La Cibeles in 10 minutes.

goal was scored in the 95th minute where did the extra 2 minutes come from?

we need to sacrifice Florentino and his monkey pets asap or we will become United 2.0

It's time to upgrade from Lunin he can't be second choice here.

Think in los moros from arabia saudi and la supercopa

this will be supercopa 2027:
FCB
Elche
Real Sociedad
Villarreal

ayo

Oh my! They have done it!

Partizado de Vinicius contra el ultimo equipo de la segunda división

trusting loserpool frauds......they might as well hire benitez the tavernier

>>152978218
Real equalized in the ET so ref added +1'

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Miss me yet?

Monicius to Al Hilal here we go!

XABI I APOLOGIZE

>>152978237
sovl

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Albacete-Rayo en cuartos, mola

this masturbono guy is a complete flop isn’t he

>take out FRANCO
>lose

lol

Holy fucking shit lmao my fucking sides ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Florentino pon la portera ahora ahahahahahah
Mañana toca hablar de Negreira no?
Hijos de la gran puta!
Visca el Barça i visca Catalunya!!!

post-match thread

>>152978246

>>152978246

>>152978246

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TONIGHT

We still have 15 Champions or something

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Who can fix Halal Madrid bros??

WAHEY

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jijijiji

>Real Madrid losing to lower division team in the Copa del Rey

some things never change

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>COMUNICADO OFICIAL: FLORENTINO PEREZ ES EL NUEVO ENTRENADOR DEL REAL MADRID

But xabi was the problem, not how imbalanced the team is

Disappointed because I wanted another Classico blowout in the final.

>>152978290
that's a huge list.

>>152978090
Chrck out dama de elche

Can't believe Florentino sided with Vinicius and he delivered one of the worst performances of his career against a team battling for relegation in 2ª

>>152978274
He scored today, it can't be his fault that the team lost

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cono bros...not like this

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>forochoches crashed

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what went wrong

Vinicius is such a useless ape
How long until they sell him to Chelsea or Arse? Those are the perfect clubs for him.

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thanks Rodri

>>152978237
Lol they will want a refund

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He's coming

>>152978317
>COMUNICADO OFICIAL DEL COMUNICADO OFICIAL: Florentino Pérez cesado como entrenador después de contraer rabia por un mordisco de Vinicius

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>>152978347
>it's true

Negralsisters... I don't feel so goo-ACK!!!!!

>>152978290
ah yes it's Mbappe fault who didn't even play

>>152978343
He has two goals in like 6 months my nigga

So the problem was Xabi huh

>frenchanon didn't show up to fix vinicius junior images
>real madrid loses
I am seeing a pattern.

>According to official sources from Ukraine's army, they have announced that Real Madrid player Andriy Lunin has volunteered to join the defensive forces to fight the Russian invasion on the Donbas front. Ukrainian army officers also appreciated the gesture of the goalkeeper and his team for providing a new soldier to their cause during these times of war. Real Madrid declined to comment on the matter.
uh oh

>>152978398
you can claim club's sport directions become retarded when he's somewhere.

How did that Albacete nigga turn into prime Van Basten?

>>152978372
¿No buscaste entrenador en Trivago?

Not even in my wettest dreams I would have imagined Albacete kicking out RM. Aúpa Alba!

>>152978208
Centro
>>152978406
The problem has always been Florentino.

>>152978372
Why are you updating us on Klopp's sexual life? And how do you even know such things?

>>152978441

he was being defended by Asencio, crippled Alaba, and geriatric Carvajal

Burgos can beat Valencia
And maybe Racing (if he has luck can beat FCB, but unlikely to happen)

>>152978372
to learn spanish so he can tell Floren to fuck off

Culturalbros... we were so close...

so is arbeloa getting sacked immediately?

>>152978431
>Lunin trying to stop the Russians
Putin has won

>>152978398
Well yes, he should have played and scored some faking goals to stop this from happening.

>>152977931
>haha it was just a joke! silly you come back...

>>152978476
But I though Carvajal was the best winger in the world and Asencio the present and future of the NT defence

>>152978498
there is a second leg no?

>>152978515
>Carvajal was the best winger in the world
lmao he was but there's a reason they bought TAA

>>152978498
Yes, he looked at Vini wrong during his first and last training sesh. Flo is writing his unemployment check right now.

>>152978548
To make Carvajal look better?

>>152978536
Only in the semifinals, this is definitive

https://x.com/cristobalsoria/status/2011561773443531227

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>152978536
Anon, I...

>>152978565
wow

>>152978563
No, because nobody believes Carvajal can even run after destroying his knee
Ofc TAA might not have been the wisest signing, but still

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHbbTcbcds

Vini reliably scores goals
Masurbouno doesn’t know how to play with the big boys

>>152978347
ILITRI URGENTE SERVERS DOWN

>>152976051
was it worth it?

>Alcorcón
>Leganés
>Cadiz
>Alcoyano
>Albacete

what is Real Madrid's problem with this competition

>>152978347
no te ralles shur...

>>152978607
>Goals scored by Matutano tonight: 1
>Goals scored by Vinicius tonight: 0
They're both shit btw

Copa del Rey is not a big title anyway.

>>152978620
they only care to play against big teams, just look at vinicius tonight, doing fucking nothing. Can't wait for the first game at Bernabeu after this...

>>152978347
shurmanos... de esta manera no...

WE NEED MORE TIME!

>>152978478
racing has been throwing their matches because they are obsessed with winning la copa, and you just know Lamar and co are suffering from the greatest hangover known to the human rance after winning the supercup. Everything can happen tomorrow

>>152978661
La liga is looking bleak too and it'd be impossible to rig the CL for them this season without it being extremely suspicious

>>152978752
>inb4 Racing 1 - Barça 6

>>152977886
its only one round until semi finals!

>>152978661
>not a big title anyway
Arguably the biggest one in Spain, because everyone can win it, as opposed to la liga

>>152978770
>Struggling four days ago against a team that just lost to one of the worst teams at segunda.
>Not even mentioning the macroparty that lasted two days
inb4.Barça enters the field tumbling down and thinking they are going to win 5-0 against segunda fodder, and Racing cheekly wins by the bare minimun

>>152978661
HOLY COPE

>>152978869
Nah, it's cool to dream about upsets but Barça doesn't enjoy throwing the cup in the most embarrassing ways like Real does.
They'll pick some random masia regens + anyone that isn't hungover and stomp Racing, unfortunately.

>>152978661
What's next Champions League isn't a big trophy?

holy KWABoli

>>152978661
The only titles that matter in this order
>Continental cup
>National League
>National Cup
Any and all other trophies (National/Continental/International Super cups) are irrelevant.

>>152978661
is that why they've never won the treble?

Real Madrid unironically needs an 70% team with 1 spaniard max. spanish players are shitters

>>152978620
They can't win against yhe mighty Al-andalus descendants

>>152978914
>They'll pick some random masia regens + anyone that isn't hungover and stomp Racing, unfortunately
Exact mindset Arbeloa had, and look how it turned out.

>>152979013
This x100000000000
We need more Ngubus and favelinos

>>152979013
Gonzalo was the best player today you stupid mutt fuck

>>152979053
Yeah but there's two important differences
>Barça has good players and more importantly, tactics that they know how to follow
>la Masia can actually produce good players regularly, not 1 every 10 years like "la fabrica", and they usually adapt to what the first team is doing

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>>152978991
Unironically, yes
Real Madrid just enjoys throwing this competition

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>>152978869
Doubtful, I saw Barcelona training yesterday with very high intensity, meanwhile Real Madrid's players were walking around and looking like zombies

>>152979152
what 2 johnnie walker bottles does to a mf

>>152979099
>second division team
oh wow!

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>>152978347

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>>152979208

>>152979123
Touché, you're right. Don't get me wrong, if racing wins, it's not going to be a walk on the park, for sure, but I'll say they have more of a chance to win than fraudwatch teams like Bilbao and Madrid
>>152979152
Don't ever trust training videos, they are propaganda. Also
>Bellingbum

>>152978989
world cup is the only one that matters

>>152979281
Emery is too autistic to deal with big egos. He doesn't deserve to go through another shartsenal experience.

>>152975378
I missed a great hatewatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMga5qjzDI

>>152979514
watch out for the 3rd Albacete goal narration from the spanish national tv guy

>hohol goalkeeping
KWAB

>>152978237
no super copa over there next year
they're the asian cup in january

>>152979631
*hosting