Carabao Cup Semi Final 1st LegStadium: Stamford BridgeKick off: 8pm GMTChannel: Sky Sports FootballChelsea: Sanchez, Acheampong, Chalobah, Fofana, Cucurella, Enzo, Santos, Estevao, Joao Pedro, Neto Guiu >Subs: Jorgensen, Badiashile, Tosin, Hato, Essugo, Buonanotte, Garnacho, George, MheukaArsenal: Kepa; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Timber; Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard; Saka, Gyokeres, Trossard>Subs: Raya, Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Merino, Havertz, Lewis-Skelly
FUCK ROSENIOR
>>152975605How are you pronouncing that?
>Chelsea to pay tribute to Scott Adams>Chelsea will hold a minute's applause and wear black armbands in tribute to Dilbert creator Scott AdamsThe former cartoonist died aged 68 yesterday and his memory will be celebrated at Stamford Bridge.>A spokesperson for the Chelsea fan club stated "he hated darkies as much as we do, he will always be an honorary blue"
Wogerinos predicting 4 nilsIn reality concede first and spend 60min trying to claw something back. Eventually Play good in the final 15 mins
No thanks, I'll be watching AFKINO instead.
>>152975441
Doin a Kiricocho for Martinelli to snap his ACL
>>152975769>grimm slurper with 1 goal>AFKINOyeah
Chelsea to win 1-0
>the sing about spurs derby
The last time Arteta won something.
ppv is fucked so gotta use a povo stream fuck sake
>>152976062because too many people link itstop telling people where to find streams next time
>>152975643> "he hated darkies as much as we do"Mate, the entire squad look like extras from a Skepta video and the staff at JJB/Morley's
Christ I hate that cunt Chelsea hired already. There's literally no reason for him to be so smug.
for me, it's paying to watch footballl on tv because i'm not a poorfag
>>152975616>Surname is pronounced as it's written instead of some random mystery letters>Anglos lose their mind
(((rosen)))ior
its ro senior apparently when hes shit it will be ro junior
>>152976094He's a student of the game, clearly
>>152976106Why do they flee from their own kind?
>>152975643Based if true
Stamford bridge is so ugly kek
You are watching Gladiators this Saturday right?
hopefully chelsea dont score so we dont have to listen to that cringe chelsea dagger being played
>>152976096Can you make a webms on your TV?Exactly.
>>152976158that show from the 90s?
Hyped for another Cockeres masterclass tonight!
>>152976171Fucking mutant tall ass kid
>>152976153It should be a bowl named after some Asian airplane company instead
>>152976171go to the morrocco thread instead of this shitty game
RIP Scott
how many old people die in the winter compared to the other seasons i wonder
Tell me about this guy
>>152976198he would've punched tony soprano's lights out
>>152976185Hit a nerve apparently It's fucking ugly kek
>>152976198looks like he works in an office
can we go just one game without standing around clapping for some fucking boomer or mong fan that's croaked it
>>152976191I think both games will be shitty. I already checked out the AFCON one, let’s see what this one’s like.
>>152976192DILBERT IS IN A BOX IN A BOX!
>>152976196More old people die in the summer actually, the heat fucks them up>>152976210Godlike reference, I'll give it up! hasidic homeboy kek
>>152976198He works in the IT department for Reynholm Industries.
>>152976192KWAB (klenk what a bitch)
>>152976220this is shit because its only the first half but the egypt senegal game was so shit i find myself here anyway
i have never drunken carabao
what's a rent boy?
is this kepa's first return to stamford bridge?
>>152976227It's pronounced tay-pass
>>152976246I have never seen it in the shop
>>152976262>a young male prostitute (= someone who has sex for money) used by other men
never heard of "guiu" in my life
Roru
corner fc
BENNY BOY
lmaoooooBENNY BLANCO
blanco
>>152976283TBoehlz thought he was buying Marc Guehi.
its ogre
Set piece merchants
i'm shocked
corner kick goal from arsenal
Corners are broken
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Haha the rent boy scored>>152976283Guiu'd be surprised
>>152976198Little linkedin looking fella
Thoughts with Steve Holland tonight
That's why you always stand people on the posts.
more like rojunior
nice goal from benny blanco
Smarteta is the best manager in the world. No one else could do the things he does
>>152976300>>152976303>>152976304genuine cringe
>THAT COMMENTARY ON CBS ABOUT SCORING FROM CORNERS SINCE GAB CAME BACK>IMMEDIATE, LITERALLY THAT SECOND CORNER GOALKINO
gyokores was blocking the defender from clearing it in an offside position but of course they don't even check it for varsenal
Okay so why is Gyökeres not offside but Haaland was yesterday?
>>152975441> Sanchez
Offside but it's Arsenal so the goal stands
Commentators and pundits treating Chelsea like the underdogs here despite having a more expensive starting XI and a more expensive overall squad than Arsenal.
i'm sorry rosenior but i have noticed that you're black and have some concerns....
>>152976355klenk ur sooooo mad lil bro
>offside player blocking defender>"not interfering with play"They can't even be consistent for 24 hours
>>152976362>>152976367see: >>152976367
>>152976359>>152976362>>152976373stop noticing there is no rigging
Why are the refs in this country so bad? It's embarrassing
FFS I sold my arse to afford my ticket only to be served up this shite???
>>152976362Haaland directly stopped the Newcastle defender from getting a foot on the ball to block it. The player marking Gyokeres was nowhere near the ball here.
favourite chelsea chant? im quite fond of "chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea"
>>152976415>The player marking Gyokeres was nowhere near the ball here.
>>152976379bender
>>152976415Nowhere near because there was a player in the way?>>152976419Sky turn off the mic/switch to generic noise whenever there's a chant with naughty words in them which is most of Chelsea's
>>152976419i like their cute little song when the team walks on and then they chant the clever "CHELSEA!"doododo doododo doododo do do do do CHELSEA!really clever song
>>152976431STOP NOOOOOOOTICING
>gyokshit
>>152976441Only people in the stadiums do witness the truth.
>>152976431Watch the replay. If you think the defender is getting that then you are blind.
KLENKERES
>>152976419for me, its >CUM ON CHELSEA (x5)
Ooooo we're the mighty rent boys We'll score a goal or bust We really love our nubian footballers And the fans who are LGBTQ+
>>152976471>If you think the defender is getting that then you are blind.
Remember when Maresca led a period of success for Chelshit until that retard Eghbali tried to start beef with him
>>152976471Well he doesn't really get the chance because he is being INTERFERED with by someone in an OFFSIDE POSITION
for me its boyhood chelsea fan and arsenal player declan rice
>>152976469The most common Chelsea chant is "Fuck em all", funny you never hear that on Sky.
>>152976471Doesn't help that the defender didn't even try
>>152976505High boot from Enzo, should be a red.
le kekkerz....wuld never see vdv and romes concede a goal like that
i cant describe it properly but does anyone else think the specific shade of blue of chelsea is kind of gay?like if there was a focus group and they were picking colors and they kept looking at shades of blue until they landed on one that was gay enough
>>152976516And by "all" they mean men. Up their arse.
>>152976516It should be "blueco out"
>9 games in one monththat's fucking disgusitngno wonder January is usually when the collapse happens
At least half of Chelsea's fans aren't even gay so I don't get the meme at all
>>152976367another angle
>>152976561Based Johnny Minerals enjoyer.
Pedro Neto is a baller honestly
>Gabriel Jesus 90'+19>Gabriel Jesus 90'+20
>>152976584he is wrestling with him to stop him moving kekjust dumb when they rig like that
>>152976547corr what an arse
>>152976547meh
>>152975605ROSE NOIRIt's French for pink black.Because he is mixed
If Chelsea could defend setpieces and had a proper 9 they’d be goodThis squad will never succeed as is.
ITS PRONOUNCED ROSENYOR.
>>152976623they've needed a no9 and a quality goalkeeper for 3 seasons straight now
Supporting Liam but not blueco
Estevão looks like Vini Jr. with proper chromosome pairs
Where to cop Arteta's coat?
>>152976640It’s ridiculous how they went for Delap as well. It’s been their most glaring issue and they get a relegation striker.
wouldn't football be awesome if we got away with open play and it was just corner kicks back and forth until someone reached like 3 goals
>>152976653BLUE BOARD
it's Estêvão, not Esteváo
>>152976653Yes she gets me well hard
>>152976654
>>152976651Steven William (aka Estevao) is bit more humble and doesn't moan too much
Sorry but I don't rate Chelsea's extremely expensive signings!
>>152976653
>>152976653can’t believe I’m a 30 year old virgin kek
>>152976653looks like my mum
>>152976672
Whos the more battled tested between these two teams vs City?
How do fix Chelsea, bros?2 billion spent since Clearlake took over and it looks like they need to spend atleast half again just to fix their mess
>Andre SantosIsn't that the guy who played for Arsenal and swapped shirts with Van Persie?
>>152976696arsenal get the wembley buff
>>152976419for me it's when they bang on the metal. nothing ever been done like that in football - truly special.
A world in which Arsenal do the double is not a world I wish to live in
kek
>>152976707Mommy
What a save
>>152976419>favourite chelsea chant? im quite fond of "chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea"They stole that from us la'
>>152976707Rebecca is fucking sexy
fuuuuuuuuuuuck just remembered its the fucking worlld cup this year! wohayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! don't even have to book time off toil, earliest kick off is 5pm wohayyyyyyyyyyyy
Estevao has been great
coach primate
WAIT UNTIL HALF TIME TO POST SLAGS FOLLLOW THE RIGHT 4CHAN ETIQUETTE
>>152976747Looks good in a bikiniLooks just alright with it off.
lmao joao pedo
>>152976747Imagine caving in her skull with a well placed swing of a bike lock
>>152976747I don't get the hype about her.
>>152976747you were doing so good before this fugly whore
>>152976665free yourself of your coomer chainsembrace the imageless 4chan pill
Will be posting my half-time hunks folder in here to cheer us all up
>>152976774Too late, I've wanked myself bloody
I was expecting better. Chelsea are just bad.
Right time for bed need to get my 11-12 hours innight all
Viktor bombing down the center like
>>152976817night sleeper
>Chelshit is going to score on 90' and wins the game 1-1
>when Gyökeres gets the ball
This is anyone's match ok..Except for the clubs not playing
>>152976817I have to wake up in 7 hours to go wageslave
>>152976824what is going on here?
>>152976840this match is a real treatexcept for the people watching
>>152976815now I aint a fag or nothing but I think filming girls at the waterpark is a bit brown
>>152976840thanks michael
That Zubimendi looks good, don't hear much about him
>an entire thread full of jfState of it.
Do Arsenal actually play haramball? I've watched about 5 Arsenal games this season and i haven't an inclination they drop off and park the bus when they are 1-0 up
>>152976849Dermot Clemenger, minor TV celeb in Sweden got caught for 34 counts of solicitation of a prostitute and fled back to the UK and all his charges are officially expired now. Vid is from like a year ago when Swedish journalists went looking for him in London to mess with him
>>152976817>11-12 hoursYou're gonna shorten your life with all that sleep
Yeah fuck this shit. Migrate to the better game>>152976277>>152976277>>152976277>>152976277
>>152976890I INVENTED KLENK FUCK OFF
>>152976883He replaced an injured Rodri during the Euro final vs England and there was zero drop-off. He's been quality for a while.
Trossard looks fucking sickly, what's wrong with his yellow ass face?
>>152976817>Right time for bed >need to get my 11-12 hours in>night allCan't remember the last time I slept for over 5 hours without tossing and turning or being woken by the urge to pee. Getting old sucks
Saka limping little monkey
if fofana wasn't a footballer, he would be patrolling the streets of london with a knifewell done chelsea for sorting one of them out
>>152976862trvth nvke
>>152976951uhhh bro... you cant say that bro...
James and Palmer ghosting. It's like they're not even on the pitch.
>>152976933He looks like he gets like 3 hours of sleep, reminds me of some highschool mates back in the day
Remember Chris Chan thinking a gash was growing out of his gooch?
>>152976848I'm wageslaving now. Drinking a cold beer and talking to you kanker mongols
slagposting anyone?
Benfica - Porto JUST startedWatch it motherfucker
>>152976516Thats Millwall
>>152977019no
>>152976914Does it even matter which thread to shitpost random nonsense that has nothing to do with actual match?
Halftime stretches
Well /sp/?
>>152977019id rather watch paint dry, thanks
>>152976933I thought the colour was fucked on my tv... He really did look like an aids patient.
>>152977036Old hag
Why don't """models""" just start an onlyfans instead? I mean seriously your tits and pussy are already hanging out for a $10 photoshoot.
>>152977067I don’t understand. that’s what a hug is?
>>152976574>9 gamesThis is equivalent to a quarter of Man United's total matches for the whole season.
>>152976653Love tan lines me
>>152977124
>>152977124They look sexy on your girl.
>>152977152Not mine girl obviously.
>>152976191>>152976234Isn’t this just as much of a slurper as the previous AFCON match?
>>152976653ok but sauce?
>>152977181> sauce?Hidden filming at a retirement home.
i like women
>>152976367OK. how was this not offside but yesterdays's absolutely identical situation was?
>>152977224Haaland was between the ball and the defender yesterday. Gyokeres is the other side of the defender here and is not stopping him from sticking a foot out to block White's shot.
>>152977224yesterday's one was complete nonsense
>>152977224It's Arsenal that scored. That's why.
>>152977210This bitch is a straight up freak
Based Ben white. Hope he plays in the wc
>>152977251He's still interfering with play.
>>152977210Ditto.
>>152977210looks like she gets told to move it along a couple of times before someone just passes her
>sanshit
>>152976177COCKERES MASTERCLASS COCKERES MASTERCLASS
2-0 down and look at Chelsea's bench. Pathetic. They cost so much too.
Sanchez though wtf
he's done itthe scorelessman has scored
>2 yard tap in
>Spanish goalkeeping
based ben white with the assist
>conceding a goal to gyokeressack rosenior now 2bh
>>152976574>no wonder January is usually when the collapse happensIt also happens in February. And March. And April. And May.
Can't mock the gyok
>>152975441> Sanchez#2
chelsea supporters are a bit quiet
>>152977339Goal + assist for Benito Blanco.
>>152977320Could be worse, we could be Spurs Conor Gallagher our marquee signing
what happened to the gorillion other keepers that chelsea bought?turns out the best chelsea keeper plays for the arsenal
>>152977334You could see he was embarrassed doing the celebration after going so long without scoring
>I've missed both goals whilst taking a shit
>>152977366Gallagher will unlock the Spurs midfield
>Go to the shop>Come back >2-0 alreadyFucking Sanchez lmao
>>152977358They're a shit fanbase desu
CHELSEA LOOK HORRIBLE
>>152977334Why does he wear the mask?
How did this team win the (club) World Cup?
>>152977392Stop taking shits
>>152977392Same shit or two different instances?
>>152977410London is stinky
Kwab
>>152977366Spurs look scary now. Best defence in the world. World class midfielders.
>>152977422because that season's best team in england (liverpool) and best team in italy (napoli) weren't there
>black managers
>>152977428Two different, had some weird chicken at work
we are so back
Poonited fans SEETHING and DILATING rn
RATFACE
>>152977426Don't take shits, GIVE shitshttps://youtu.be/LX30rK-lCOc?hj__DryiAVueoj-E
Joao Pedro is one of the laziest cunts I've seen
NOT SO FAST GAY GOONERS
>>152977439the k stands for klenk
>>152977446>black managersWhat about them?
Chelsea's coach looks like Depay
>>152977459Never ignored
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>152977355onana-tier
>>152975441so back
>>152977485Hey, they started strong!
Terrible defending from Arsenal.
chelsea win this 3-2 and it starts arsenals slipscreenshot this
gilf in the crowd
Arsenal? more like ARSE AND ANAL
Got the ol' flu lads
Arteta's assistant looks like Craque Neto
>>152977540>t. Wayne Rooney
>>152977540Ukraine, pls do the needful.
>>152977512someone get a plumberball filter on this shite
>>152977540
>>152977550kek this is me
>>152977550Had that before Christmas. Felt like I was dying
>>152977550man up
Friendly reminder Declan "free kick expert" Rice has 2 free kick goals in his entire Arsenal career
>>152977558I’m not a wizard. You often ask for a webm of a moment but don’t even give an approximate time. Sometimes it’s impossible to figure out what’s meant.
>>152977550Had it from 2nd to 7thHot chocolate is the cure
>>152977639>cold for seven days>"cure"I had a chicken sandwich and mine was gone in two
Why is Pissi Cuckitini on the Chelsea bench?
Useless rent boy cunts
Arsenal are going to win two trophies this season
its ogre (for real this time)
>>152976883>That Zubimendi looks good, don't hear much about himFunny that!
G + A for big Gyok
ROSENIOR OUT
Cold and the flu are completely differentIf you can get out of bed you do not have the flu>GOAL
>Chelsea blaming each other for the goalThis club is rotten. Abaramovich wouldn't have allowed it to get this bad.
it´s over
>gyokeres has a goal and an assist
imagine how bad you need to be to let gyok tuah stat pad
>>152977532Prediction bros.... not like this...
Can't mock the gyokCan't un-friendy the Zubimendi
>neto dead againkek
>>152975441over
You have to keep reminding yourself how expensive this Chelsea squad is. Only them and City have spent more than Spurs in recent years.
>>152977707Roman would’ve sacked Rosenior and got Xabi Alonso. He’s probably the only Jewish football club owner to spend billions.
>>152977739theres still time for it to be 4-3
>>152977753Xabi would go to Liverpool no matter what
Xabi wanted to get Zubimendi.
sanchez doing the dibu move
>>152977747Liquid football innit.
>Merinlol
>>152977746Absolute fucking fraud
How have they spent so much money to have these dogshit defenders and keeper?
nice save
>>152977771It will be great for them.
>>152977532(You)
>>152977782Only in the sense that diarrhoea is a liquid
>chelsea bringing on more ngubus
The Arsenal away fans are singing "your fucking shit" and you can hear them just fine. Turns out the claim that "they mute the mics when Chelsea fans chant because of profanity" was a lie, Chelsea fans are just always silent.
>>152977751Yet they haven't upgraded their meme goalkeeper
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
RATFACE AGAIN
Add Garnizzy to the list of Poonited players who improve when they leave
What’s this queue, ukbros?
>>152977532
imagine how bad you have to be to let gestapo get a brace
LMFAO. Garnacho hat-trick?
>>152977890Look at those amerimutt wagies
>>152977890To stop a possible pitch invasion.
I'm late MY NIGGA NACH!
>>152977890they have been sentenced to watch arsenal
VAMOS GASPACHO
I must admit both chelsea goals were extremely lucky and Arsenal should hsve scored way more. Sanchez' toe save is saving Chelsea right now.
>>152977960>four fucking defenders couldn't stop itThe absolute state
>>152977988Arsenal are losing control.
>>152977988Cope
>>152977988Sanchez gifted the 2nd goal and wasn't good enough on the 1st.
>>152977960Your premier league champions everyone
>>152978021>tf>tpStop posting here, dibu
Chelsea finna bootyblast these fools in the 2nd leg
>there's 2 legs of this slop
GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO
Oh ho ho
>>152978088League cup is fairly pointless when the FA cup exists
GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHO GARNACHOGARNACHO GARNACHO
2 out of 3 goals are purely Sanchez’s fault and the spirit of Banana possessing him prove me wrong
>>152978116The British isles, Iceland and Finland are the only countries in Europe with league cupsFrance had won but they culled it 2-4 seasons ago
the excitement of who will be winning at half time
arsenal completely battered chelsea i can't see them doing worse at home
Eh, still the possibility of an Arse choke with Caicedo, Palmer and James back
>>152978134>The British isles
>>152978134I remember France got rid of it after PSG won it however many years in a row
>chimping out over a carabao cup 1st leg
>chelsea winning at arsenalthese commentators are moronschelsea haven't won at arsenal in a very long time
Can't have a full time whistle without both teams bitching at each other anyone
Good result for Chelsea in front of such a hostile crowd.
>>152978216Eras come to an end
>have to win 2-0 at Emiratesit's over isn't it
>>152978198thats what its called in english yeahwhat do you call it in gay lick?
>>152978204The game is back!
>>152978282We don't call it anything whatsoever because it's a nonsensical concept.
>>152978334oh this is some weird libtard thing like genders and race dont exist is it, i see
>>152978271Are they really still using the away goal rule in 2026?
>>152978271Incorrect. They only have to win 1-0 and they go through on Away Goals
>>152978198I don't understand the Irish attitude towards the word Britain. The islands were called British before the Anglo-Saxons ever arrived. If anything, you should argue that you're more British than the English.
>>152978365I think you will find that it is the United Kingdom itself which is a tranny country.
>>152978399Away goals do not count in the Carabao Cup, including during the semi-finals and finals.
>>152978421>The islands were called British before the Anglo-Saxons ever arrived. If anything, you should argue that you're more British than the English.
>>152978453What part do you disagree with? The word Britain came from the Celtic population, not the English.
>>152978421dont think its real its just some weird autist on 4chans special interest like those people into dressing up as dogs not something you see in real life
>>152978496>
>>152978552wikipedia is edited exclusively by trannies
>>152978469It's not called Britain in Gaelic though? I'll ask you instead of google.
>>152978469>The word Britain came from the Celtic populationGaels and Brythonics are not the exact same group of people, simply the largest two branches of Insular Celts.The problem here is that the Gaels never refered to Ireland as "British", so it is incorrect to do so. Irish people also never a problem with the word "Britain", pic related.
>>152978581Yes. It's own co-creator denounced it when it went rouge.
>>152978410Would be funny if this happens and they never explain why.
>Liam Rosenior: "In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men."
>>152978584>>152978608
>>152978707Well yes, I just told you that. The island next door is Britain, that doesn't mean that we're "British" by association.Why on Earth would somebody from Sardinia be ok with being refered to as from the "Corsican Isles"?
>>152978742Cause the name comes from Celtic people and you're a Celt. Even Aristotle called them the British Islands.
>>152978771>Even Aristotle called them the British Islands.
>>152978856
>>152978742You're a subjugated "people" the sooner you accept it the better.
