heemvious: >>152967116
shit thread
>getting heemed by an l4/l5 bulgebros...
heem to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTUvOA76wAE
I'm not using the forced meme theead
/scrap/ is crap/heem/ reigns supreme
>>152977200
Lets be honest. Lopes is going to kill volk. He beat Peen Silva and while not as good of a win as volk, there is clearly nothing to worry about in this fight whatsoever as far as power. He now knows Volk's tappy tap strikes are nothing to ever worry about whatsoever. His hardest punch can only accidently cut you.
ufc
put that nigga ankalaev see what happens
Fedor A million anko
fedor laura sanko
jamahal hill fight news???
Remember staring at your teacher (female) ass in school?
Remember snifing farts from your teachers (female) ass in school?
>>152977666Omg yesss~
>>152977286I got fully body chills
Nigger
>>152977641one of my teachers used to be a figure skater, she was hot too.
someone post pvz's butthole.
>>152977845I got fully body chills
We need another 9-11
I need another 9-5
summon 3-11
Sum41
sum 41 vs blink 182
>>152977619Recovering from the knee surgery cartilage transplant. Confident he will destroy the entire division on his return (prob end of 2026 )
reddit moment
People forget man, they got rid of the ropes because of the 619
>>152978326Thanos vs Ilia Topuria who wins?
Yuki Yoza
>>152977898she's never shown titties or butthole. I've looked extensively.
>>152978217sum 41 hits way harder, blink 182 is for basedboys and girls
>>152977641A little, but I mostly stared at her feet.
>The trilogy, Nunes...>Sign the contract...>Stop running...SOON
>>152978694Sum41 hits harder but blink182 is for based boys?
>>152978507>Pretends to not like itOkay fatso
>>152977452DC ducked Ryan Bader
I don't listen to either of those bands
>>152978217sum 41
>>152978679she's what all the guys want
>>152978794That's >>152977452 friend of the family, Matt Mitrione thoughbeit, caz.>DC ducked BaderNot true. DC subbed Rumble and then rumble went on to finish Bader>w-w-well Rumble just got better after the loss! Then DC subbed Rumble again after Rumble beat Bader. That turns it from mma math to mma trvth.
Bader would've shown Cormier levels
>>152978824didn't they turn into a pop hard rock ballad band? blink 182 would heem them brutally.
>>152978932Responding to a post without a (you) is like waiting until your bully leaves the room and mumbling your response under your breath, looking at the floor. A concession if I ever saw one.
>>152978969what?
>>152978894>whataboutism DC ducked the rightful contender in Ryan Bader after losing his title shot against Jon Jones back in 2015. Chills.
>>152978969this is a based post and true as a law of the universe, I got chills.
I come from a land down underWhere beer does flow and man chunder
>>152979012do mutts really need that much sauce?
White people don't season they bacon bussies
>>152979195
LOVE! REIGN O'ER ME!!!!!
Niggers aren't like you and I
>>152979312That's true
>>152977641Yeah I remember the assistant was a latina. She felt so much older but looking back she was probably like 22 lol
>>152978694Finding out at age 28 theyre different bands kek
>>152979143It's dipping sauceYou dip the sandwich in
>>152979312How aren't they?
I know the people who talk shit here can't even look a barista in the eye whitout having a panick attack(if they ever lift their cockroach filled apartment that is)
>>152979427Lifting an apartment? That must be quite heavy, like Islam Makachev's top pressure.
>>152978007>>152978123>>152978150>>152978180>>152978217B-B-B-Buh Buh Buh Buh*catches breath*A-Buh-Buh-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAAASSSEEEEEEEDDD! HECKIN BASED YES! YES! BASED BASED GOOD POSTS BASED POSTS FRICKIN BASED AS FUUUUUUUUG
Kayla has been in the dark since the terrible Minneapolis news
>>152979460That burger is wetter than my girls pussy wow
>>152979441*leave English is not a serious language
Luke Thomas punching a nazi on an Amtrak
>>152979009Nah bro just dont know ball. Bader was heemed by Glover. Then got a few decisions, clearly losing to phil davis getting a robbery win. Rumble was on a heem streak and just heemed Gus. Plus he then easily heemed Bader after his shot. Mind your betters.
>>152979484I think you'd be surprised.
>>152979501About what
>>152979484Bappa why didn't you post that in Spanish? Oh yeah cause you guys lost
>>152978894>>152978932>>152978969>>152978997>wha-wha-wha-whatThat's what I thought broke little reddit BITCH
>>152979523I must inform you that despite being drunk and CTE'd the irony of your post didnt went over my head
>>152979509Failed attempts have turned you into a twisted freak.
viva la brasilia
>>152979632Attempts at what you braindead nigger fool?>>152979632
Can Blanchfield (normal clit size) handle retirement Nunes (enlarged clit size)?
>>152979791
blanchfield doesn't even fight at the same weightclass can you retards stop discussing wmma
>>152979852how did you know that b? how would you know what weight clases they're in?
>>152979852135 is nonexistent
Nigga is not an Armenian word
Watching Substance absolutely #BuckedUp by this aerobics scene.
Anglo rats genocided Dricus's family, i cringe everytime some brit here tries to larp as a nazi, historically they fucked White people over just for the love of the sport
>lord kitchenette what is this blue's clues?
Guys I'm still not sure Diego has learned to move his feet yet
>israel adesanya vs joe pyfer
ONE fans will call some 100lb Thai the best striker of all time when the guy has like 40 losses in his record.
>>152980124I fear for my life.
>>152980119He also has like 400 wins and fought once every six weeks since he was 5
>>152980133How would he fare against Brock Lesnar?
>>152980144If you cloned him like times and trained the clones how to fight in a unit he would win
How did you feel about 2025
>>152980155Ok but what if Brock had a gun
>>152980167Two cards show have “main event” material. The rest would be lucky for a fight pass prelim
>>152977286reminder that he has a black wife
>>152980190Most white supremacists do.
>>152980274actually his eldest son looks nothing like a black
leaf pride
so... was justin gaethje always retarded.?
>>152980327
>>152979498>rumble josh koscheck leftovers, i fear..
>>152980124Izzy about to lose to a rank 15
>>152980055Screenshotted. And I've downloaded your typing style, sadly. I'll never let you live down the fact that you're both the biggest cazzie on here unc.
>>152980479And yet Bader got heemed by Rumble even after Rumble lost. That just solidifies my point even further. Good job dummy.
Francois Leclerc du Tremblay vs Rabbi Eleazar ben Dordaya
Gaunilo of Marmoutiers v St Anselm of Canterbury
>>152980544DC still ducked "Darth" Bader Who holds all-time wins over legends like Rampage Jackson, Fedor Emelianenko, Big Nog and OSP to match up with the one loss streak Gustaffson. Levels.
>>152980606>>152980638?
>>152977073Bulging/herniated discs are horrible. Wouldn’t wish that shit on anyone. 6+ weeks of intense pain from the lumbar spine down to your knees
Arman fought 7 times this year. How active has Fatty been?
>>152980675What's your dream matchup? Let me know in a reply
>>152980742*competed*
Gecked up being gecked up all day!
>>152977641I member but as a teacher it's so much fucking worseThese young bitches literally have their asses just hanging out in the open in the summer, drive a man insane
>>152980845Nah
Fiziev alone is much better than all of Paddy's wins. Paddy would certainly lose to Bahamondes. In 1 round.The 3rd most recent win in Paddy's illustrious resume is currently doing influencer boxing whenever he gets the opportunity to leave the nursing home
>>152980897fiziev vs gaethje 3 should have been the interim belt fight
>>152980897Paddy looks like a low tier peasant, he should be in the fields not fighting in a cage
streambros.. they got features
Sup heem wife just had outr first kid so don't have time to post here anymore time to grow up guys
Sup heem husband just had outr first kid so don't have time to post here anymore time to grow up guys
Sup heem wifes boyfriend just had outr first kid so don't have time to post here anymore time to grow up guys
>>152980946bappa please tell me we can mute commentary
>>152980954>>152980990>>152980996you'd all get heemed by me. hope you have a life insurance policy
paddy has DING power but gaethje has KA-POW power
Aleksandre Topuria. There's one to watch
>>152981061Sup heem life insurance just had outr first claim so don't have time to post here anymore time to grow up guys
No one does that to Michael Chandler
What Paddy did to Michael Chandler? No one does that to Michael Chandler
>husband just had outr first kidtrannies think dilating their open wounds and shitting blood is giving birth, get real garry
>>152981239
>>152980954>>152981061ignore those losers, congreats ont he sex.
imagine if hap finds out hes adopted and wilds out lol
>>152981260His scary evil green witch wife and honestly when the head trauma memory loss kicks in and he sees those black niggers in his house he will stand his ground. Castle doctrine
>>152981298he didnt have to do it :/
Rewatching Pena vs Harrison and holy FUCK Juliana is the a bottom 3 worst champ in UFC history
lads whats the consensus on paramount plus will it be good or a disaster
when is justin chinning the retard
>>152981511A disaster for a bit but then really good because the algorithm knows when you click off the stream. That means when you see some boring muslim mountain man go for a takedown to grind out a second decision round and instantly close the stream, Paramount sees it. Then they relay that to Dana and say "Cut these fucking retards, the people wanna see heems."
>>152981540That’s actually a good point UFC will get great feedback on how little people want to watch WMMA and crotch sniffers
>>152981511good for fights but bad because they are going to double down on making the ufc a nice little packaged cookie that they can sell in the next deal.
>>152981511worried they’re moving numbered event broadcasts up an hour because they want to inject an hour of commercials. if we get multiple quick finishes on prelims it might be unbearably slow
It's better to have a wife with a boyfriend than no wife at all.
>>152981511I use the app on my smart tv and it is buggy as fuck. Impossible to watch a movie without reset
>>152981511I wish them nothing but failure at this point. Shan't be paying a single red cent for their content.
>>152981601it's significantly better to be the bf of a desperate housewmma
>>152981511idgaf about the heemsensus but anyone giving a single euro to paramount i would have face the wall come Day of the No Follow
>>152981511Always great for the chad stockholders. Now for the people who *scoffs* actually watch that shit...
>/sCRAP/ thread has 19 repliesKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
jimmy crute just tore his ACL and will not be fighting
>>152981629>>152981650Wealthiest UFC fans
>>152981714>jimmy crute just tore his ACL and will not be fighting
>kayla pulled out wmmabros…
>WHAT? YOU'RE NOT THROWIN YOUR MONEY AT THE MEGACORP? YOU'RE LE POOR!
>>152981739no timetable for wmma reocovery, might be cut
>>152981734An Aussie called me out once for saying he's a bum. I bet he's feeling pretty stupid rn.
>>152981734Miss the Ank era man, what a time
Lmao /heem/ always gets furious whenever anyone reveals they have disposable income. One time I mentioned attending a few UFC events and must have got twenty (you)s from livid losers
Magdaddy won. We don't count early stoppages.
>>152981779>must have got twenty (you)s from livid losers
/heem/minder no income is disposable, you gotta make your money work for you.
>>152981769>>152981734Made up bullshit excuse so he doens't have to fight in australia, a fighter revealed it recently the Aussie government takes more than 55% of a fighter's purse
Someone fight me
>>152981797>>152981802book em in brazil
>IF YOU'RE NOT A GOOD GOY CONSOOMER LIKE ME THEN YOU'RE LE POOR AND FURIOUS
Just remembered Jiri never defended his belt, ye i'm thinking rizin sucks, Tim Elliot was right.
Canada is REVVED
>>152981511hope cbs-paramount are smart enough to be hands off and let the ufc broadcast team do their stuff. no one wants to see the stupid cbs mma guy on air
>>152981747>>152981821i think these posts are about this post >>152981802 and this post is about these posts >>152981858. pretty silly when the cards are free on espn lol
>>152981911ummm thats not how we do things around here. we resize images to under 1000px so it doesnt open too big and WE shop in an article excerpt or 2 in the image. not just headline.
An aussie is just not gonna say ''i don't wanna fight here, the government are a bunch of thieving jews'' so he needs to make up an excuse to duck the card, it's not rocket science
sorry guys I'm too busy paying your mom for sex to pay for UFC
>>152981941My mom is 52, obese, and has smoked a pack a day for 30 years. You can do better.
>>152981779>disposable incomeI'm practically retired at 37 bubba
Does his skull shape explain his IQ?
>>152981952fine I won't pay her
>>152982017what iq
>>152981972Yes we know your whole country is unemployed
>>152980642Fador was 42 when he fought Bader the FIRST time KEK. Bader was 35. Doesn't even count and I hate to say it.
>>152982055work is literally for fewls and horses
>>152982039Come on it's disingenous if you think he isn't one of the more intelligent fighters in the roster's history.
fightpass doesn't have some of the original walkout songs cause of copyright bullshit. sad!
>>152982070randy at 42 wouldve beat bader, and a 42 year old fedor. randy at 47 wouldve beat fedor. what does that say about bum fedor? randy is the goat hw
>>152982086he's no jon jones but he is good at fighting little men I suppose, aldo better faber better merab better slaughtershaw better and many such cases
>>152982090God that face is unfortunate
>>152982091forced to shit his britches and crotch sniff the great Tony Halme pbuh
>>152981821And you see, this is a very good lesson for poor Miss K-1: If you don't spend your money, you're being a penny pinching jew and you are LITERALLY le 'following them'. You can't win this. Best to just give up and embrace J daddies as your betters and have fun along the way. Retard goy.
>>152982086Def smart but 125 was so fucking bad when he was champ. Gooch and CCC are his only decent title wins
cymbro who follows not is also self employed (free) thougheverbeit
>>152982090Posting twerking videos with her kid, trashy
>>152982091I agree.>w-whaaaaaa? y-y-you can't just-Yeah that's right bitch. I agree. Fedor sucks. DC would heem him and Bader in the same night. And that's just facts. Concession accepted. We'll both just move on from here on out.
fedor would embarrass little fat daniel cormier don't be facetious
fuck i missed the mosconi cup this year
>>152982174Nah, pre back injury fit DC would ragdoll him like a tornado, high crotching at will, spinning him around, jumping headkicking him against the cage. Fat DC would heem him stiff. And you're not gonna like that answer but it's the sad truth.
>>152982161>pack it up/thread
>>152982234I do not like that answer you are correct
>>152982250sad but truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R22xm1PTBL8
>>152982070He accepted the fight, it will stain his legacy forever, the guy who got slept by Bader twice
He's holding the camera.
Anyone heard from guru?He's been missing since he went fishing with Bryce
>>152982305KEK I'm the one who made that. I just said Fedor was shit >>152982161 It IS embarrassing to be heemed by Ryan Bader but the fact of the matter and the reality of the situation is the whole fight is a condemnation on both fighters. Yes it's true Fedor wasnt that good. Yes it's funny he got heemed by Bader, who sucks. Yes Fedor would have beaten him if he wasnt 42 (he's still overrated) and YES Dc still heems them both.
>>152982319still fishin brother
>>152982334Cro cop was slept by the Gringo papi, bader is not as bad
>And you see, this is a very good lesson for poor Miss K-1: If you don't spend your money, you're being a penny pinching jew and you are LITERALLY le 'following them'.>You can't win this. Best to just give up and embrace J daddies as your betters and have fun along the way. Retard goy.
>no webms from The Smashing Machinewtf is rong with heem
>>152982380heres a gif from Dwayne Johnson's "The Smashing Machine"
>>152982380I got gifs from Schaub's comedy special
>>152982344Lol trot line fishing too! Guru is going to be eating that shit!
>every nigh ayam like bean chiz, bean chiz, bean chiz
>>152982397She tanked taht shit!!
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>You will never amount to anything, you are a bum, you will never beat Cro Cop, stick to being my side kick, stop outshining me
Dont hate; baitsturmate!
Paddy as a fighter can be described as a cut baby, he doens't hit hard, his grappling is mid, wrestling mid, his striking is shit, what he does best is cut weight and come in weighing 200 lbs on fight day
Show me just one example of the UFC phoning in a card
>>152982667UFC 324
shit nigguh, ye you shitting nigga
gaethje is going to retire that retard
BSD will never be champ
>>152983001SACRE BLEU NOT LIKE ZIS MONSIEUR
>sorry bud the only man to embarrass me in front of jolie is myself>d'accord monsieur dustin
njcaa champion uskba champion undefeated in submission grappling 28-0 in mma 3 time UFC champion 2 division champion greatest light heavyweight of all time longest p4p streak of all time father of at least five and personal friend of the greatest president of all time. the greatest to ever do it Jon Bones Jones. if he wants to fight at the white house let him main event. he's earned it. cormier could NEVER
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>152983170The Homosexual One.
>>152983176coming up with titles for your autobiography?
>>152983181I'm not Jon "Raped" Jones.
>>152983181jostled that jannety
>>152983176seeing gays everywhere says something about you and not jbj who btw has muddled a helwani bloodline as well as beat your hero in life DC
>>152983194Well I don't see them everywhere, but some are just so obvious!
>>152983220activate that screen pal
>>152982665This makes me angry unironically. im seething. actual seethe when I see this
Paddy vs. Gaethje? Though this fight already happened
>>152983295>OHHHHHHHHH >HE LEANED BACK JOE
>>152983170Kinda killed it for me knowing you're being le ironic. G is for Gay Gimmick.
>>152983302he's such a bum
>>152983310jon is unironically on my mt finnmore of ufc he is a complete fighter and much more self aware than most of the attention starved faggots daner disgraces us with
Hey man, I had a dream that you suck
Then it came true
When everyone started doing calf kicks I thought what a MOVE. But now I've realised it's just a very vulnerable point which allows fighters who aren't tough to injure formidable opponents who they could never knock out with a hook to the face, never out muscle them to the ground. If I was a fighter I'd never resort to it even if I was losing. I'd only kick to the thigh so when I see you wince I know I'm hard. I'm not aiming for some fucking nerve.
Schaubamaniacs...
Dana White confirms that Schaub's comedic talents are absolute
Justin Gaethje got dropped by Tony Ferguson
>>152983424You shouldn't smoke in the morning man
Since they're doing dumb fight now, they should do Joe Rogan against top bantumweights. That would be fun, he'd cream all of them
>>152983424
yeah im a deep guy
Gaethje is so pillow fisted he couldn't put away Tony when he was in free use mode. Pre hair transplant mode.
>>152983472nothin wrong with jerkin off your homie
>>152983487You guys are disgusting, kill yourself.Please
>>152983472KEK he's loving it, but weird but I'm always glad to see joy in the eyes of food men. Jon would be laughing his head off too and counting it as one of the best moments of his life
>>152983302Izzy needs to channel his motivation back, he lost it after he flatlined his nemesis, he lost the fire
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUh_IGKUtE
>>152983487Tony did a double weight cut and his whole training camp was centered around heeming khabitch off his back. If you factor that in, Tony won. You can unironically make the case that he won 3 out of the 5 rounds.
We saw Tony shake his head, it was clear he was ready to defy the script and spark Gaethje out cold. Herb had to step in to keep the story on track.
>>152983435I have hangover
Paddy took Tony to a decision, what a bum paddy is, he gassed out against the corpse of Tony, imagine if the fight was 5 rounds
Poor Kron...
>>152983557Kron has a sushi roll named after him at his favourite NYC sushi shop. Aptly named the "Kron Roll".
>>152983557Swanson's son? ye what about him
Cub secret technique : The 1-2 of Doom.....People forget man
>>152983551Gaethje didn't take Tony to a decision, he dominated him for five rounds,, and finished him at the very end,,, just saying
>>152983550On a Thursday? Boy order those Shovels, solidify the partnership with the agency and get to work
Morning but the opposite.
>>152983621He didn't finish Tony
>>152983634Good evening to you too.
>>152983638shut the fuck up, retard, yes he did, he made tony run away and quit like a bitch
>>152983648Gambling Herb Dean stepped in whilst Tony was upright and conscious.
>>152983648I raped your whore mommy while your dad watched and jerked off in his designated cuck chair
>>152983655I concede, you win this one, there's no arguing that
>>152983664damn brock lesnar slimmed down alot hahahahaha
:D
>>152981511I will be monitoring the situation
>>152983655Hah I forgot which fight this is about. Still hilarious though. He should start wearing flat caps again, it suits him
>The thing is... I'm never well compensatedThat part really makes me laugh kek
gaethjevolkadesanyaganedo with this information as you wish
guru is a fat gay retard
>Have a Modelo. Have two.
Holy shit the Poster is bad haha, a silhouette of that stupid Seattle restaurant between the to fighters
They could literally pay a Redit nerd to make way better posters for a fraction of the price
>>152983803Crazy how this guy is worshipped
>>152983881He'd kick your ass if you were 60 years old
>>152983899You mean he'd get and wrap his legs around my Waist? No thanks, wouldn't let him get nearly close enough.What's your favourite episode of his?
>>152983920Episode? Isn't that Jeff epstein?
aura
>>152983868Who are you talking to you schizophrenic bozo?
>>152984014Bryce has that chimp posture on lock
>>152983623man at mcdonald's don't eat at mcdonald's ya get me
>>152983754joneswandyhalmehunt
How to take a proper schaub by the famous author sir brandenburg van de schaub
Clogging Tito's cantina toilets
>>152984215
It must be cool as fuck to smash a few cocktails, munch tacos, banter with Tito and watch some prelims with the boys
>>152984232No flavor at all I got the taco salad, which was $20 the taco meat, which was ground beef but no flavor no flavor at all. Plus I added steak that had no flavor at all. I also got a classic churro. The churros are decent. The ice cream had flavor they told me that the taco salad when I went to order it was I think $14 but then when she gave me my receipt, they charged me $20 crazy you think for being a higher priced restaurant they would have better flavor way better flavor but nope nope nope no flavor
>don't talk about money, you took welfare you little faggot mickChills.
>>152984311Ur opinion = WGAF
What a bitch lol
Giacomo really thought he could octopus guard his way to victory. Worked bitch!
>>152984396based. islam surpassed khabib a looong time ago
>>152983699you see the youtuber guy is relating to the mma guy. as a fan i can relate to this, and now that i see the two together, i can associate good things. well here is my $90 and my foreskin. I love the fucking UFC, I fucking love Bryce plant Mitchell and this mma who ru seems like a swell fellow with no agenda. All natural, not forced. Love where MMA is, and where it is going with these type of collaborations.
Luke rockhold? middleweight Champion, Model, Actor, Artist,colbum Kwabington? never touched a beltDarren elkins? never sniffed a belt
>>152983996Looks good. Too bad we can't buy Howler Head's here.
>>152984396is he wrong?
>>152984454*tap tap tap*
>>152984454oh we draggin the damage now? damn b let a man grind out a decision in peace :(
Luke rockhold is packing. Look it up!
>>152984476Ahh shit i meant Toilet Till not The Damage, my bad
>>152984497*pad pad pad*
Slipped on nigger ice and heemed my leg and shoulder. Then i punched the ice and heemed my knuckles
>>152984549Yo chill Merab
>>152984504the damage will recover
watching mindhunter and it's crazy that everyone is getting laid apart from the tall, intelligent, sensitive guy. the 70s were crazy
>>152984662Not your blog, faggot
>>152983952Kek well then that's a episode I'd love to have a role in
>>152984038Bozo? The the fuck do you think you're taking to? Why are you even awake still?
>>152984396Well I tried to take in this news information but when I clicked, Islam's giant head took up my entire screen blinding me. So I closed that image immediately. Im guessing Islam got injured or something. I'll never know.
>>152984662
>>152984106
/mma/ won
Like and subscribe
>>152984750Hey leave him alone.
the wmma is off to the shops anyone want anything
>>152984662poor tom...
>>152984781>me: samurai (fucking)>you: bloke (average)
What if we started a new thread titled "/scrap/", with fight news, fight highlights, and just a good freaking time man
>>152984874could they're really bee such a thing
>>152984784>Air Force soldiersmdh journalists are trash
So is the UFC going to replace the Harrison/Nunes fight? or will they just move up Umar to the main slot and fill the prelims with some more slop. Who would fight on short notice rn?
>short noticeyou're literally five foot nine b
>>152984917my willy is short notice
>>152984913This is the type of minutiae women would discuss.
>>152984921at my age bappa the warmup takes as long as pillowtap walkouts
Lets just cut the WMMA fight and put men back in
I think he has gigantism. But not the bad kind
Two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.
>>152984936they're letting you in the country?
surely there's someone I can complain to about this
>>152984913Huh? What happened?
>>152984948Why not?
>>152984959oh so you don't know?
>>152984966No, tell me. I need to know nao!
>>152984959Kayla Harrison next injury, out for 6 months. Talks of gane stepping in short notice
>>152984965national security among other things
*clears throat*Anal sex with Stamp Fairtex.Raw. No condom. Spit not lube.
>>152984978she's a married woman now have some hespect
>>152984973You mean Neck injury, whaaat. She's fucked up the whole programme for the UFC. Why can't people just be careful
>>152984974Fuck out of here. They're not attractive in Finland so no danger there. I'll tell the airport staff that too
>>152984981Ill respect her insides with my tongue
>>152985012Slit your wrists, pedoWhat's with anglo rats and pedophilia, even your royals are dabbling with epstein
>>152985001>>152985012your wish is granted tobes for I am after all a supreme gentleman
Who at LHW would beat Khamzat?
>>152985028tobias has a substantial collection of asian children from his many travels around west london
>>152985010Shut your stoopid mouth. You're in the land of Thais, literally. And you've done nothing. You'll do nothing. Do not even speak
When I cough it makes my hands go numb pretty sure that's a sign of high t
>>152985030unironically perhaps ankalaev
>>152985033YOU do you dumb cunt. But only without the legitimate stories behind them to that make it ok. Contemplate that now...You fat human being
>>152985044Yes but he is irrelevant, muzzies don't fight each other
not fat thougheverbeit
>>152985028Who cares
>>152985029Appreciate
...i know a 205er that is in shape and ready to fight. L R
>>152985050is jamaslob a muslim i don't keep up with hap religions
>>152985035You got me b. Ive been exposed as a can with a glass chin.Still, a man can dream can't he?
>>152985061i assume the entire roster is muslim/russian, brazillian/tranny, or redneck/jew
>>152985062believe in yourself, now come on down its time for dinner.
>>152985091i know, the US doesnt have a champ, brazil is lost. ari sourced it all out b
>HEY GUYS, here I am for some fight announcements. On July 4th we are heading back to the APEX PARAMOUNT+ SPONSOURED I LOVE THIS STREAMING SERVICE AND THE MONEY IT GIVES ME YUMMY YUMMY.>MAIN EVENT will be ***** vs ***** this will be a crazy fight!!!!>and the CO-MAIN we are looking at ***** vs ****>oh hey HUNTER now that the stream has stopped can you grab the ***** and put it in my *****fill the gaps heem
>>152985142>MAIN EVENT will be NUNES vs HARRISON this will be a crazy fight!!!!>and the CO-MAIN we are looking at VAN vs JOHNSON II>oh hey HUNTER now that the stream has stopped can you grab the HOWLER HEAD and put it in my MOUTH
>paramount price hike
dana white sports
>>152985142>MAIN EVENT will be poop vs penis this will be a crazy fight!!!!>and the CO-MAIN we are looking at penis vs poop>oh hey HUNTER now that the stream has stopped can you grab the poop and put it in my penis
Harrison has DUCKED
>>152985186tough watch haahah
>>152985062Erm no he can't. Dream and then die, what the fuck is that? Life of many men
Why are you guys pretending to care about wmma?
>>152985266You're right. I gotta chase my dreams.
>>152985281I'll never understand you guys, what the chase? Go out right now, find the finest attractive slag to see at a bus stop. Get number, take drink, rim hole next week. And even if she did say no, did it cost you anything?
>>152985186Am I expected to recognize product?
>>152985357It's a 250k watch
>>152985357literally bags of cash, not expecting you to recognise wealth playa!
>>152985315I dont want to rim just any hole, it has to he Stamp's. You wouldn't get it...
>>152985363I just liked and subscribed>>152985371I would 100% be able to recognize a bag of cash
>>152985273Everyone in this photo looks like they're deep in a whimsical scheme
>>152985385monitor your turn on
>>152976967>>152977007
>>152985273>when you live off of $0.30 a day and have to give your weeks wage to a multi-millionaire because you lost a card gameYou just know Ngubu didn't let them off without paying too. Kek.
>>152985566Francis once lost $0.48 on that very same bench he's paying it forward.
>is…is /heem/ disagreeing with an obvious and correct decision?!
post heems
>w-women can't hee-ACKShut the fuck up pussy ass foid
>>152985629This guy hasn't been talked about too much, surprising since we're in hype train era
>>152985657she is a married woman
>>152985671lightskin green with envy at that good hair
>>152984396I told my friends JDM had no chance and they all picked him by KO lol. I watched with them as they grew silent and resentful of me. They actually wanted to watch UFC far less after that event.
>>152985678>Rolls Royce Women are scum, c'mon son, you should know that
>>152985732haha yes brother my coworkers were also very upset
>>152985781I'm more of a robbie williams than a conor mcgregor
>>152985629he is booked again. 2026 is his year
I don't get how people didnt recognize JDM as placeholder. Belal was a champ because of circumstances and there were at least 2 other people in division who could beat him at that time besides JDM.
Milky Costa is called that because he got that Michael Jackson skin disease that Rogan also has that makes you sleep with children
ONE Friday Fights is back tomorrow lads.
>>152985905
le AI xD
Just heard that Kayla Harrison died in a car crash in Nigeria.
I'm fairly certain Dana pays these Nelk gimps to appear in videos and gifts himself the howler head bang bus to promote his shitty booze
Is "Spammy" in the room with us now?
we cannot follow them
>>152985939first mention of spammy in this 20 hour thread btw
>>152986045
>>152985671Either that's tranny prostitute or ugly drunk bitches fighting each other for stupid shit.
>>152986083you spend a lot of time around tranny prostitutes?
>>152985904
>>152986095load up /scrap/ bro
>>152986090Yes, no one has that type of arm strength and release. It is a fucking tranny by miles.
>>152986107It's not actually.
>>152985904Let me tell you, I have not missed that shit one bit!
>>152986180Then it's two retarded drunk women fighting each other.
>>152986102>>152986107these doos spending time with tranny prostitutes
it aint worth much yet but it will
we simply cannot and we will not
>>152986220jesus christ his hands keep getting fatter
>>152977265who cares? it's not canon. just like volk islam 2 wasn't canon. volk is the p4p goat.
never followeddon't followwon't follow
>>152985929no you didn't
I hate Kayla Harrison she's an obtuse grotesque big nosed bitch
>>152986419We're all in /scrap/
cloz got ya pozzd
>>152986464TS Drew loves her Spamdaddies!
For me? It's marijuana from a pipe.
Came here. Saw the same losers posting. Now im leaving. Kind of done with /heem/ finally.
Huh?
What's your favorite feature of asian women? For me, it's their short butt crack
>>152986593Netflix is getting ridiculous
>>152986249
yjk this is the best part of sneed's day
When you're going on two years posting about some finn anon and trying to bully him you really need to take a long look into your monitor
>>152986652Finland won
>>152986593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U1v2xWbTvs
Nah you just sound like a loser. Like an actual loser.
What just happened to the thread in the last like 5 minutes. Why is that one guy saying those words.
>>152986688
Sneed and her Spamdaddies finally found some common ground.
its up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nUZPriMI8its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nUZPriMI8
>>152986773>>152986773>>152986773
>>152986760do yourself a favor and dont watch these faggots
>>152977265>Silva vs Lopes gets announced for Noche UFC >Dana says the winner of that fight will be Volkanovski’s next challenger >Lopes wins>Lopes vs Volk 2 announced for 1/31>UFC fans are outraged months later because they’re braindead ru-bots and britfucks that don’t actually pay attention to the product
>>152976967Does O'Malley beat Song Yadong? I want to start being mad about Sean getting the next title shot now rather than later, because if he wins you just know he's next in line.Idk anything about Yadong, other than the eyepokes against Cejudo
>>152988267Most likely it’ll be Merab vs Yan 3 and the winner of that will fight whoever wins of Umar vs Figgy (I think?) Sean getting another title shot that early would be silly, but never say never he got mad Dana White privilege
