>>152977784. Anime.
He has spoken...Colin Cowherd's Super Bowl Bubble...
My quarterback will RAPE your dogshit team, Buffalel.
>>152977791I don't get it. What's funny about this. Every fucking general this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn't been anime centric for years yet you 30 year old boomers are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn't been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website watches anime. The statistics are even worse on non-anime boards. Seriously, get over it. It's not going to be a thing anymore.
I know bearsfags have suffered for 30 years and are ecstatic they have one decent year but they're really in denial about how lucky they got.>cupcake schedule, 2nd easiest in the NFC>needing 6 come from behind wins against bad teams>second luckiest team in football, tied for luckiest in the NFC with the niners>raped by the lions in both games>tied the vikings and packers>Gayleb randomly makes shit passes or good ones, the definition of an inconsistent RNG coinflip QB (and mostly relies on yards after the catch, so the QB doesn't get credit for those nearly as much)>no defense, the only stat they're good at is in meme luck turnoversThey just don't have good fundamentals. My money is on the lions to win that divvy next year.they should have won it this year but got shit luck while the burrs got good luck
>>152977784Polygamy means one husband multiple wives. One wife and multiple husbands is Polyandry.
>>152977818Uh patty, you're supposed to throw that in the end zone.
>>152977781No, it's 3>2 Same-place finishers from the other 2 divisions in your conference>1 Same-place finisher from 1 division in the other conference
>>152977829This
>>152977835He was obviously trying to bait the reffies into calling DPI, but they weren't having it.
>>152977829
>>152977824Lions window is fully closed. Too bad, so sad.
How many tent cities were demolished to build this?
>>152977829>one lock for many keysThat doesn't make sense.
>NFCN has 2 black QBs and 3 gay onesis that divvy just a humiliation ritual for problematic white flyover chuds
>Polygamy means one husband multiple wives. One wife and multiple husbands is Polyandry.
is there anything he can't do?
>da bears>muh deep dish>muh hot dogsImagine living in a city that's best known for negro crime, shitty pizza, and fucking wind.
>>152977829What if I fuck my wife but have a wide variety of fake moustaches I can put on?
>roastie coastie wants to call other people gay>stones, glass house etc.
>>152977824complete nonsense. nobody was claiming da bears schedule was easy to begin the year. most had them with less than 8 wins and another 4th place finish. keep coping about muh "luck" though buddy.
>>152977870we should have divvy gennys once the off-season starts
>>152977850Is it normal to be filled with primal gorilla anger watching this
>>152977872bizarre post
>>152977880Who the fuck puts a tomato on a hotdog?
>>152977846Unc thinks the NFL still uses the 16 game schedule, he can't keep up.
>>152977875Win the ACC Championship.
>>152977875Eating a boiled steak out of a plastic tray using plastic cutlery?
>>152977846Oh, so that's where the 17th opponent comes from. Apologies, I haven't watched a second of this faggot league in 5 years now.
>>152977897Not really. The fact that some guy you don't know is a cuck shouldn't make you angry.
>>152977880anon you realize it's called the windy city not because of literal wind but because of corruption and all the politicians being windbags right
>>152977923>didn't win the ACC championship>has a chance to win the national championshipHow does that make sense? College football is peak slop
aaron and brittani rodgers just flew over my house
>>152977824>luckThis is such a loser concept. This is something teenagers say.
>>152977875stop you from sucking him off apparently, you know he's getting raped on Monday right?
>they've got their own movieKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>152977957>that margin of victorykek bearsfags
>>152977950>has a chancekek
>>152977957Nice overlapping labels, bozo. Put those on a 45 degree angle next time
>>152977962>>152977982
>>152977952>>152977996>foot tattooautomatic one star rating from me on wikifeet i'm afraid
>>152977824Lions should've beaten that team from that city known for being gay and producing jeet tech in 2023, but Goodell called Dan and warned him there'd be too many heroin overdoses if a superior NFCN team beats a coastie so he had to stop kicking their ass and act like his high test levels was impeding his judgment to make the low test coasties feel safe.
>>152978013>n-no ukwab
>>152977996There it is.
>>152977954>seething luckletLuck is an objective measure for how much Jesus loves you.
>>152978019Seethe harder flyover cuck.
A WEAK STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
>thinks luck isn't involved in lawyerballgoybrain thoughts
>>152977862I think it was a dog racing track.
Coastchads just effortlessly buck breaking flyovers with minimal effort >W-we have a lakeKEK
>>152978035Was it shitting up the general by screeching about “flyover states” too?
>>152977850people like this guy should just be beaten to death
Growing up in the Midwest I always thought we were called flyover country because we filter out all of our dysgenics and have them flyover to the west coast to get aids and overdose on heroin in tent cities.
>>152978038Half the shit in NFL is luck and then you have 80 IQs debating the significance
>>152978028Luck is for losers who want something to blame for their failures just like the cuck I responded to. If you're successful, you don't consider it "luck" unless you don't believe in yourself. What "winners make their own luck" actually means is that luck isn't even real to winners.>ugggh man everything is so random and out of control the world is against me I couldn't help it I was pressing buttons!!
Carson Beck is the most NFL ready QB in college football. Mendoza still needs a year to sit out if he wants to be any good in the league.
a brown person just flew over my househe was leaving chicago to visit his family in mexico
>>152978075>I always thoughtYou were, and are still, correct.
>>152978068went to school with a guy like that and he murdered his wife in september when she cut a heel promo on him
>>152978075That's because you have a low IQ like all flyovers
>>152977829Holy cope batman
Are the jets stupid enough to trade four 1sts for Mendoza?
>>152977819This post reeks of Reddit trying too hard to fit in.
>>152978093KEK Beck is fucking terrible
>>152978112>jestsYes they are
Jets receive:>Bustin Herbert>2 first round draft picksChargers receive:>Nothing, but they get to stop paying $40 million per year for that bumWho says no?
I’m farting up a storm here
>>152978063>have miles of beautiful coast>everyone just goes into a tent and does heroin
>>152977997llms aren't great at graph layout yetfor autisms sake
>>152978155well gayleb that's what happens when all you eat are cum glazed glizzies
>>152978128jets should but>jets
>>152977829If HE had the tattoo maybe but his "WIFE" has it, along with a paw print tat and something about Brady getting sacked
Is QB discourse the worst discourse in sports?
>>152978128Goff got his yips more under control when he went to Detroit. It's not gone, but he definitely cut down on it. Maybe Justin just needs that similar thing where he's basically sent to hell and has no more fear anymore because he already got the worst possible punishment by being sent to football hell in the Jets in order to fix his mentality.
Carson Beck is the people's Quarterback
>>152978093Beck is 30 years old
>>152978087>implying the most """successful""" people arent 99% luckKek yeah sure buddy Im sure if you work hard enough you will become Bezos
>>152978185what the hell is an "cum glazed glizzie"
>>152978103I'm sure you probably have a lot of time to read the books at your local library you get free wifi when you need a break from doing heroin in your tent.
"Flyovers" make this board seethe so much it's funny
>>152978212thug
>gaycongo>gaysconsin>minisomalia >detoilet
>my Commies interviewing Flores for the DC positionDo not let that man fucking leave give him whatever pay he wants
>>152978232see >>152977880
Maybe the jets should get a head start and trade for Jordan Love since it’s destiny for them to acquire Green Bay’s leftovers.Or atleast Willis
bearsfags know deep down they're on a lucky streak, that's why their primary hope against the vastly superior rams is "the weather will save us"
flyovers fighting back today for once
The “Great Lakes” are a flyover cope. None of your lakes are the largest by water volume, nor are any of them the deepest. Russia has the best lake in the world, home to many species not found elsewhere, including its own seal, the Balkal seal, despite the lake being thousands of miles from the coast.
>>152978195I think you guys are really stupid. I know some of you are just poking fun at it, but I also know some of you are stupid enough to believe that a tattoo with such a broad design on it really does mean his wife is some kind of cheating cuckolding whore or whatever.It's an infinity sign and a heart. She probably just meant it to mean endless love. That's it. How long are we going to play dumb and push this joke?
>>152978257That Malik Willis kid is pretty good. The Titans should consider trading for him, he seems like just the guy to turn that team around.
The Colts should be in the north. The Ravens should be in the East. The Dolphins should be in the South.
So the only QBs will be Mendoza and Simpson?
Moore sucks, but is it worth it to go back when the jets are guaranteed to reach for him with the second pick? He’s turning down lots of guaranteed money
>>152978277>Russia has the best of something Big if true.
The “Great Lakes” are a flyover cope. None of your lakes are the largest by water volume, nor are any of them the deepest. Russia has the best lake in the world, home to many species not found elsewhere, including its own seal, the Balkal seal, despite the lake being thousands of miles from the coast. Go Rams.
>>152978268This is much different from Sneak coping about cold weather against Tom Brady in the conference game. Stafford has been a dome baby his entire career
>>152978228Like I said, you're a massive loser. I could spot your loser mentality from a mile away just by the fact that you believe in luck and you confirmed it here. You'll hopefully grow up someday and grow out of such a sophomoric retarded mindset. Bezos didn't "luck" into being what he is.
>>152977824Bears induced melty
Hgnow wered I leave my truck
>>152978288well then Brittany is an idiot because she got the wrong design >thought the chiefs were making the playoffs this year? GUESS AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN
>>152978333>sneakwhat are you talking about schizo
>>152978332WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAND
>>152978306Welcome to football post-NILThe future of cfb is 28 year old super seniors making $7 million a year to mash on teenagersCollege essentially declared war on the NFL and Goodell just took it like a cuck
>>152978250Is it really happening? I thought for sure if Flores was leaving, it'd be for a HC job
>>152978297The Ravens have to stay in the North because they are the real Browns and it would be a crime to separate them from the Steelers and Bengals.
>wisconsin is a state of obese alcoholics>minnesota is a state of cucked white leftists with pet somalians who get shot in the face>illinois is a state with a massive mexican/african exclave at the heart of it>michiganstan is borderline enacting sharia lawNFCNegros...
>>152978353Are you so new that you've never heard of the tripfag known as Sneak?
>>152978297it's fine the way it is. You're moving around storied rivalries for no reason
this general is DOG ASS
>>152978359Yeah, Rap reported it today, he's interviewing today but he has an interview tomorrow for the Steelers HC position. It's a long shot for the Commies but who knows what could happen.
>city known for being gay and producing Jeet level techslop>Cowboys have won a super bowl more recently>are one SB away from tying, "flyover", Buffalo for a 0-4 SB recordNo wonder why coasties are seething. They claim NFCN job playoff games for fragile coasties because deep down they know they now exist to job to the Mutt.
>>152978373>everyone is a decrepit 40+ year old manchild like meno
>>152978339Anon I am in fact quite successful overall, precisely because I am lucky.
>>152978332>Los AngersNo kidding.
>>152978346I'm not even kidding...it feels like we should start posting the suicide hotline in the OP of these threads. If the Bears and Patriots win this week, the anguish and anger levels will be worrisome.
>>152978346care to respond to anything or just want to say "y-you mad?"
Reminder the Rams are originally from Cleveland
The debate is over
>>152977784
Seahawks have a stupidly easy path to the superbowl.
For maximum seething I want the winners this weekend to beBears49ersPatriotsBroncos
Bills vs Rams owl. Ball knowers agree
>>152978423>flyovers got cucked out of one of their teamshumiliation ritual
>>152978393Pointless to try and LARP now after revealing your loser mindset. Very few actual successful people would genuinely consider luck to be a significant part of their success and it's unlikely they would spend any significant amount of time concerning themselves with it or labeling other rich or successful people "lucky". It's a literal pauper loser's mindset and language.
>muh third coast
DiaperGODS, who are we rooting for?
>>152978392I mean, it's fine if you don't know who Sneak is but it definitely outs you as a newfag. He was a regular here and stopped posting or putting on his trip sometime around like 2022. So you're fresh as baby shit. He was a notorious depressed whiner gaylord.
>>152978388>Joe Whitt to Brian FloresWe'd actually win it all
Why can’t the San Francisco Coastchads ever beat the Kansas City Flyovers in the owl?
How much worse can this general get?
>noooo you have to be a 40 year old manchild like mekys oldfaggots
>>152978502You ain't seen nothing yet.
The aids ridden coastie franchise has jobbed to the flyover Mutt twice and now copes and seethes about flyovers
>>152978346>Flyover schizo>Talking to himself againWhy am I not surprised?
>>152978502A certain South American country could be posting in this thread.
>>152978502
>>152978450This would indeed piss everyone off. Including me.
>>152978459You have never actually talked to a successful person have you
>>152978268
>>152978450This
Tomlin was the problem.
>>152978535Every single 49er fan is rooting for the bears to beat the rams.
Tomlin was not the problem
What happen
>>152978502We haven't even begun to get worse.
my bears :)
KEK
>>152978540>i posted it again mom!less post makeymore meds takey
'ynthia in the genny
>>152978455This would be the single worst outcome for me. Media darling flopper vs other media darling dipshit plastic franchise. I want to vomit just thinking about it.
>>152978544Now THAT is skill
>>152978353>being this new
>flyovers come home from their feed store jobs >general goes to shit
The bears will meme to an owl win like the 07 Giants
>>152978592>NFCNegros all have literal brain damage from leadkek
>>152978592Great Lake bros....
>>152978602What a horrible suit & tie. He looks happy in it though so its ok
>proudly wears stupid hats as a point of prideThey're never beating the jester allegations
>>152978598What a horny bitch.
>>152978353Hello newfag
>>152978606>NFCW aids franchise goes and jobs twice to the Mutt>NFL gets worse
>>152978629The fuck do you know, hans. Last time I was in germany there were men walking around in jean shorts and purses
>>152978550I have. You clearly haven't. Anyone business oriented would laugh in your face if you started lecturing all of them about luck. Imagine talking to investors and trying to blame any business model issues on luck. "We just weren't lucky like Jeff Bezos". It's laughable. You really are an ignorant pauper loser with a loser mindset. Last (You).
>>152978594See how you guys celebrated that Packers win like it was the Super Bowl, wearing cheese graters on your heads? Your HC losing his cool and becoming a total irredeemable douchebag…Yeah I’m starting to think it’s gonna be a spanking for all the schedule babies
>>152978500KC is a spiritually coastal team, most of their fans are bandwagoning chicanos who racially identify with mutthomes
>live next to massive body of fresh water>use lead to deliver said waterflyover engineering
>>152978606Whatcha gonna do about, Mr. Gucci loafers? Cry?
>>152978592this is nuts
>>152978592I'm honestly not surprised
>>152978655You cannot in all honesty believe that the only driving force in this world is individual work. Nigga are you stupid? Next thing youre gonna tell me you dont believe in Astrology. Grow up ffs
>>152978576Cool I guess but they're going to get eliminated by the Seahawks anyways so I don't see why they would care whether the Bears eliminate the Rams or not.
>>152978491He still does post but it's very sporadic. I think he knows that Man Love isn't the guy
>flees flyover shithole for the vastly superior state of CaliforniaPic unrelated, i'm actually talking about Matthew Stafford
>>152977891Bears had the 2nd hardest SOS to start the year. Now it's viewed as the 2nd easiest because of soul snatching like webmrel.
I can't tell if I'm actually bisexual or if it's just memes. I do know for a fact that I'm sexually attracted to guys.
>>152978648Let me guess, them walking around shocked you
>NFCN leadbrains when they see another leadbrain
>>152978639>seethes and whines about superior NFCN teams>NFCN feel bad for the inferior coasties and let them win>coasties reward their superior Midwest kindness by calling them jesters>aids ridden coastie team goes to SB twice and jobs to the Mutt, giving the flyover Chiefs a dynastyDance for your muttking coastie
>>15297869125 years later and this fame is still predicting the future
>>152978606Flyover's Feed and Sneed.
>>152978700>bragging about beating the commandersutterly grim
I need an NFL related filename for this right NOW
>>152978693>superior state of califaggotry Lol lmao even. I've lived in Los Angeles and Chicago and Chicago, and the midwest in general is vastly superior.
>>152978104>the marriage of a man to more than one woman or having several wives>see note under polyandryinteresting, I wonder what that says
>>152978711>NFCN>superiorliterally the worst divvy in football for DECADES
>>152978648Anon, that was your layover in New York....
>>152978502Bitchknees shows up.
>>152978656>he's still talking about schedulesMUH SOS
anyone who hires tomlin has to give compensation to the steelers since he still has a year left on his contractGOOD LUCK WITH THAT
>>152978693Bears fans on this site can’t recover from the fact Moot lives in California. It’s checkmate, whether they realize it or not
>>152978656Please, they almost lost the one by a yard.
>>152978720See but that's the problem with SOS. They were an up and comming team and viewed as one of the best teams in the league because of the previous years performance. And if you look at the archives leading up to that game the board thought the commies were about to heem the bears. But they didn't because they, like the rams, are frauds.
>>152978726chicago has blocks which rival the middle east in death ratei'll take nice weather + homeless people over a literal warzone with shit weatherit's not like chicago is even remotely white either, the primary argument of flyovers and its taken away from you
This is what you’re all simping over?! Out of all the Latinas to goon over you pick the most Becky looking one
>yep, another day of bears melty marathon
>>152978722why did she do that? why isn’t anyone pissed at her for knocking down all the pizza? why are women so cruel?
>>152978750why do shanahan and matt lafelur look so similar
>>152978656how butthurt will niners fans be if rams get another banner from Santa clara
>>152978760She at least looks pleasant and not fucking ratchet like most latinx women these days. Still will probably try and hit you with a shoe, however.
>>152978760do all Cuban women look like Jackie Kennedy?
>>152978720The Commanders were considered Superbowl contenders until the Bears broke them.
>>152978769Can't win big games phenotype
Can my Bears? Or will they?
>>152978755>bearsfags now cucked into trying to make the case that the commanders are actually a good team and not complete shitholy shit retardthey went 5-12they are a BAD FUCKING TEAMthe only decent team you beat this year were the eagles, and they went and exposed themselves in the first round
>>152978726This is where Califags post from.
To think, this terrible post Brady arc of the Chiefs/Taylor Swift dynasty was caused by an NFC West jobbing to them twice. Truly the worst division.
new bearsfags versus old bearsfags
is this good or bad?
>>152977957>he used SoS instead of SoVembarrassing, to say the least
>>152978780insane levels of cope
>>152978791Meh the eagles were better than the rams
>>152978732Women are naturally hypergamous and Mahomes children are clearly not his. But keep living in denial kek
>>152978791You seem upset, anon. What's got your panties in a twist?
>>152978773It would be the ultimate troll bait. For Rams fans or Hawks fans
>>152978814When has an internal hire ever worked out
Just win baby
>>152978502I'm here
>>152978791Average califaggot reading comprehension lol
>>152978769They both have AIDS from gay butt sex.
>>152978656>claiming a championship from before you changed citiesis there anything more cringe?
>>152978831the bears seem to really rustle his jimmies!
>>152978773We will never know
>>152978788The Bears lose after Ben Johnson is ejected for spitting in a female sideline reporter’s mouth.
>>152978820that was a weird concession on your part
is Tom Brady dating Erika Kirk?
>>152978859Disgusting video on numerous levels
>>152978831>some retard trying to claim a 5-12 commiemanders team was actually good and superbowl bound yes i'm madnobody on earth thought this
>>152978814WELCOME TO PITTSBURH, VANCE JOSEPH!
>fred warner back at practice, good chance that he plays on saturday even if they're trying to hide itGoodell has to realize how good of a script a niners sb win would be right?>niners failed to win the bowl with more talented rosters>missed the playoffs the following year>general consensus was their window was slammed shut>season begins, almost immediately hit with major injuries to almost every star player>still managed to fight their way to the divisional round with guys they literally picked off the street>HOF MLB and team captain comes back from a season ending injury right before a divisional playoff game with a heated rival>go on to finally win the bowl hosted at Levi's with a rag tag group of nobodiesIt's too good of a story
>>152978859based, teach em early
>United states of America>states actually constantly bickeringHuh. Why cant coasties and flyovers just get along?
@grok what's the average amount of lead in the NFCNegros in this thread
>>152978656>St Louis Rams orbAhahahahahahahahaTransplant city with transplant teams lol
>>152978787He was just a qb coach back then and that loss was not him. In the same way the loss was not on him for the loss to the bears. That was on the kicker and Jordan Love choking in the 2nd halfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGw_NfGGrrgJordan Love is going to look even worse after Lafluer is gone after they lose in the wild card game once again due to a choking qb
>>152978889why do you have to use a proxysite to post?why don't you leave your tripname on?
>>152978879seeing brown people take part in an NFCNegro rivalry is really, really funny to me
btw >>152977042 is what a concession looks like
in case you missed it
>>152978871
>>152978733>SF, Arizona, and Seattle collectively went 1-6 in SBs in the past 30 years>L.A. has as many rings as the rest of the NFCW during this time and is a franchise from a flyover statePoor coastie posting your graph using a generator in your tent
>>152978889Job was never finished
>>152978880>Reads something he doesn't like on 4channel>Gets madKWAB
>>152978889We all love each other in the end.
>>152978738ask and ye shall receive
>>152978899>he was just a qb coach so it's not on him>love choked the game>and the kickerOh yeah totally not part of a bigger pattern lol
>>152978889>foreigners dont know we hate each other more than we hate themmore americans died in the american civil war than every other war combined
>>152978854Putting banners up for winning your division or championship appearances.
>>152978942Put your trips on bitch.
>be me>live in new york>need milk, batteries, and a sandwich at 2am>walk downstairs>bodega glowing like a lighthouse>buy cat food, beer, and a chopped cheese>guy behind counter calls me “boss”>back in apartment in 4 minutes>city undefeated>be flyover>live in middle of nowhere>need milk at 8pm>closest store is 27 miles>drive past 4 cornfields and a Dollar General>store closes in 3 minutes>buy milk, beef jerky, and a camo hat>cashier is my uncles daughter who I used to date>wifi drops in parking lot>get showered in human waste by the plane above dumping its septic tankdrive home in silence
>that was a weird concession on your part
>>152978899I don’t know how you could have watched that game and thought it was on Jordan Love. Forget what you think about him in general. LaFleur called the same zone run play for negative yards on each set of downs of the final drive in between Love bailing him out of a turn over on downs ala the one handed Doubs throw. He went 320 yards, 4 Tds, 0 turnovers, with a 103 passer rating. He was completely fine in that game. The play calling and kicking in the 2nd half was atrocious, which is why they lost the game.
>>152978885What would be a better script is if after all this struggle SF makes it to the SB bowl and lose to the Bills dropping them to 4 SB losses while Bills finally beat their 4 SB losing streak.
.
>>152978955LA is literally the patient zero of this faggotry
how are >black coaches not offended by the rooney rule
>>152978955I've not seen that
>>152978889That’s why I’m voting for Ryback in 2028
Does anyone think changing patullo will actually save the eagles offense?>shady, one of the biggest eagles homers, asked eagles players what happened and that their offense is designed the way it is because their #000000 qb doesnt like presnap motions or making reads and working through progressions
>>152978980Magic Johnson has AIDS.
>>152978967So true.... So f*cking true
>>152978967Does it really matter if you're stabbed/robbed on your way home?
>>152978980>Basketballwrong thread dipass
>>152978980>Minneapolis st paul banners surrounding itHoly frauds
>>152978971Getting a bye counts as a win.
>>152978981I dunno, why aren't minorities embarrassed by the shameless pandering learned helplessness low expectations heaped upon them?
>>152978967dollar general is open until 11pmwhy would you pass 4 cornfields and a dollar general to get to a dollar general?why would I need wifi in the parking lot?how out of touch with reality are you?
>>152978013>>152977875I literally don't know who this guy is but I sincerely thought he was related to Matthew Lillard
>>152978970Jordan Love was missing wide open reads for the whole 2nd half and left 3 tds on the board. He is as much of a choker as Mcmanus is
>>152978998this guy really really likes women!
>>152978968>>152978939embarrassing
>>152978980Helps when you have 17 titles
>>152979006Indictitative of the plastic fandom of LA califaggot
>>152978915This is as far as you should go
>>152978986>Rybitch's grassroots movement
>>152979011no
>>152978981>>152979014Because when you get a head coaching position and millions of dollars you kind of stop giving a fuck. If you got hired and then your boss told you it was cause of your race you probably wouldn't care. People talk about "muh pride" or whatever on the internet. IRL you'd be like "Oh. Okay. Do I still get my millions of dollars?"
>>152978967>city fag resorting to literal fanfictionKWAB
>>152979024How many were won in Minnesota lol
>>152979041Sell out.
>>152979041but the flipside is when you're the only black guy getting interviewed and you know you ain't getting it like wtf
>>152978998I think there actually is evidence of Dak liking women. He just likes getting zesty at weddings, which is unfair, because we all look like retards at those.
>>152978981it's the same way all recipients of affirmative action are okay with it because it means they get free shit.
>embarrassing
friendly reminder that coastoids have rampant mental illness because their parents took them to the library to get fucked in the ass by convicted pedophiles in clown makeup. then they grow up to find /nfl/ and start seething endlessly about "flyover" teams.
Final reminder of the day before I make dinner and watch television with the wife that Strength of Schedule does not matter and both the Bears and Patriots are going to BTFO this entire genny this week by winning their respective games yet again.Reminder not to off yourself after it happens; there is help and it's ultimately just a sporting event and you shouldn't let your anger and embarrassment lead you to do anything stupid. Help is just a phonecall away. Some of you are on the hefty side and we don't want your blood pressure leading to a heart attack when these teams subvert your expectations. Be good to yourselves, even if you're a moron that believes that SoS matters.
>>152979056Literally every human being on earth is a sell out to something. Money. Women. Fame. Drugs. Anything. Also, just because you're hired for your race doesn't mean you can't prove everyone wrong and have success.>>152979066The only issue is if its a situation like the Patriots where you know they want Vrabel and Vrabel wants to be there and it is 100% gonna happen but then you have to get some black guy to be a fall guy for a year or do some dumb interview. If it is that obvious the guy should just be hired. It is a waste of time.
>new broship just dropped for 2026Need it or Sneed it?
>>152979023sorry, sir
>>152979106>broshipbroships are for faggots
>>152979106Broships are not a thing in the NFL. You're either rivals or teams or indifferent to one another. You can like multiple teams or players from another team if you want but there isn't a "broship"
imagine seething over a multimillionaire celebrity on a anime website while using a proxypage to post
>>152979106These teams just don't mesh together to me very well
>>152978988Of course, all Hurts needs to succeed is>a semi competent OC>the best o-line in the league>the best RB in the league>all pro WRs 1/2>a top 5 defenseAnd he can win a SB. Howie can take care of most of these requirements, they just need to hit on an OC
>>152978889Unironically a Russian/Chinese psyop to get us to hate each other. I'm literally just shit posting and it's getting ppl riled up. If it's so easy for me to do, guess what the Russians/Chinese can do. Republican/Democrat bs is the most obvious. 20 years ago you could say you're a Republican/Democrat with no problem. Now, you'd get into a fight. It's sad
>>152979130>proxypage
>>152979010Do you scrub your resume every time you move? Same org, so the chip transfers.
>>152979010I know people here talk about boomer NFL ball not counting, but it really seems like in basketball that anything before the 80s doesn’t matter at all. The NBA was a bunch of lanky jews playing in a rec league.
i don't really really like women at all desu they're always nagging about something
>>152979106>broncos cucked by 9ers in owl>9ers cucked by baltimore in owl and had mvp stolen 1 yearYea no
>>152977862Not enough
>>152979095Sell out.
>>152979041Brown hands typed this post.
>live in Midwest >cruise in open country with the windows down breathing in clean air with no traffic and pollution>wave to my fellow white farmers >turn on local sports radio>locals calling in, just grateful to make the playoffs for fun because we don't need a participation trophy to cope with how dystopian and overrun by immigrants we are, because we don't have those problems>wash down my Culver's (tm) cheese curds with some Oberweis
>>152979015>d-dollar general is open until 11pmshut up and have a glass of water. Oh wait, it's tainted with lead
Serious Question Time:>What player is the Lawry's Seasoned Salt of the NFL?>What team is the Lawry's Seasoned Salt of the NFL?>What coach is the Lawry's Seasoned Salt of the NFL?
>>152978988Jalen has actually been brainwashed by Siranni into thinking that turnovers are all that matter. The guy will not throw a ball if there is an opposing color jersey within 5 yards of his receiver unless he is forced to at gun point.
>>152979193>No MSG
>>152979178I am pretty sure if white anons got told they were hired cause of their race they'd be high fiving their boss and shouting BASED
>The Pittsburgh Steelers first known head coach interview requests are for Rams passing game coordinator Nate Scheelhaase and Rams defensive coordinator Chris Shula, per sourcesOh fucking please take Shula out of LA
>>152979015>doesn't deny the plane dumping diarrhea from abovewell well well
>>152978859why are beaners like this
>faggots seething about the new broship Not my problem. We're literally taking over in 2026 and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>152979221If the Steelers hire another defensive coach I am just gonna stop watching them. That is hyperbole, unless it is Flores and then I think I actually will stop. We don't need younger, slightly blacker Tomlin. We need a young offensively minded coach who will turn the Steelers into an offensive team.
>a division of leadheadsthis explains so much
>>152977829Cope some more chiefs schizo trannyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152864471/#q152871883
broships are incredibly cringe
>>152979227Taking over the Lord of the Ringless?
>>152979202No ADDED MSG. Meaning they're putting something in it that already has MSG, like mushroom powder
>>152979186You drive with the windows down this time of year? Is it cause you're so bundled up you don't want to run the heat in your layers?
>>152979227>That look of straight disgust on Bo's face
>>152979244what about the ryback broship?
>>152979092I hate that I know where that pic was taken.
>>152979251Is that why mushrooms are so good?
>>152979237Up to AR2 and Omar Khan.At least the new HC will be able to pick his staff.
would you know where Green Bay Buffalo or Jacksonville was without the NFL?
>>152979282Yes. Natural sources of MSG include mushrooms, tomatoes (think ketchup), and certain meats/fish obviously. Southeast asians season their food with fish sauce, which is basically just liquid MSG
>>152979211I think most people would raise an eyebrow over that and just be weirded out, actually.
>>152979293Yes, because I like geography.
>>152979285I have no faith in AR2. He is the Tomlin of owners. He inherited something great and has worked to maintain it without really understanding how to make it better which has lead to purgatory. I feel like he'll get cold feet again and go with Flores and some veteran at QB and we'll be 9-8 again.I mean hell, if you hire Flores what do you tell him? "Hey mean yeah, so like, I know the last time you got hired to rebuild you got fired for winning too many games, it was ugly and you sued teh NFL. Wanna oversee our rebuild where you need to bottom out for at least one season?"
>IU will win the CFP>Purdue will win March Madness>Colts are spiritual Super Bowl champions since they were the best team before Daniel Jones got hurt>Bears (who will be the non-spiritual Super Bowl champions) are moving their stadium to NW IndianaDamn, when did Indiana get so powerful?
>>152979270I like candid Bo. When he's in front of cameras and microphones he turns into a robot
>>152979293Yes I would because they aren't flyovers. Now Baltipoor is a flyover. Who would ever want to visit such a shithole?
>>152979315Yeah, he's a little wooden in his local shitter company commercials he does. I think he's got Peyton coaching him on that, though.
>>152979307What State does the Simpsons take place in, Mr. Geography?
>Buffalo isn't flyover
>>152979244The no fun allowed autists trying to stop the broships are more cringe. Just let it happen, who cares.>NOOOO STOP HAVING FUN THIS DOESN'T FIT MY TOUGH GUY LARPING PERSONAThe Broncos and Ravens broship is formally recognized by /nfl/, although we have rejected the addition of the Lions and 49ers as invalid because broship law requires that a team may only engage in a broship with one other team at a time.
>>152979293Buffalo and Jacksonville yes, green bay no.
>>152979293Jacksonville cause Limp Bizkit is from there.
Lions are the only non-cancerous fanbase in the NFCNWhat's the reason for this? Least lead?
>>152979348All the afc basement dwellers should form a broship. The only one that would be not gay
>>152979343The one next to Shelbyville, obviously.
>>152979355
>>152979355What? Lion fans were pretty fucking annoying the past 2 years. They were just knocked out relatively early so they gave up and left.
>>152979293>JacksonvilleI literally live in Florida, so yes>BuffaloYeah just because I had heard of them prior to getting into the NFL, and it is the only other notable place in NY other than NYC (which kind of makes buffalo notable BECAUSE of NYC)>GreenbayFuck no. I barely even know anything about it know. I might have known it was in the Midwest.
>>152979354>Not mentioning Lynyrd Skynyrd or 38 SpecialFAGGOT
>>152979272Green Bay, no. I would know Jacksonville and Buffalo though
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW THE DENVER BRONCOS???!!?!??!?!
>>152979377No one likes that uncslop
>>152979392Three Steps is an all time banger.
>>152979347It isn't though. See, here's the proof
>>152979293Definitely BuffaloJacksonville yes but about a 10-20% chance I'd think it's in Georgia50/50 on Green Gay
>>152979377I always liked 38 Special more than Skynyrd
>Patriots/Jaguars/Vikings broship getting uppity When will they learn?
>>152979397>Such a ghetto franchise they pay randos to clear the stadium of snow
>>152979397I unironically fly over Buffalo all the time on my way back to New England from San Francisco. I've probably flown over it 100 times. The only time I don't is when I have to take an Atlanta connecting flight if there's no direct flight.
>>152979406OH NO STAFFIE
Are there people in this thread that can't touch type? There aren't any people looking at their keyboard and then using 1 or two fingers to type, are there?
>>152979415Whats the o/u on this game? Under seems like free money
>>152979377>1 hood song for every 10 people in that pic
>>152979416Hell no son I'm hitting tab and everything
>>152979404i thought the pats were in a broship with the bears over sos
Just saw some Chiefs/Falcons/Cardinals broship fan talking trash so I plonked him
>>152979426We are. That fag is just falseflagging. We are bros until we meet in the superbowl
>DuuuuvalllllLmao kwabs
Broncos and bears owl will cause /NFL/ to have a nuclear induced melty
>muh heckin’ catb owlKWAB
>>152979473Absolutely unprecedented levels of shitposting would occur.
>>152979473Bix nood vs zesty caleb would break le interwebs
Bix nood vs zesty caleb would break this bussy
>>152979473Kek would be pretty based ngl
Tomorrow's Thursday and then it's Friday after that. Saturday's almost here.
NOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
>>152979507
>>152979269it's 50* in Colorado...
>>152979414nice blogpost faggot
>>152979187weird concession, but okay
>>152979507I think there's a good chance of snow too. I can't wait.
>>152979507>30 MPH gusts causing missed FG and INTAbsolute zero cinema.
>>152979380kek
>>152979524Thank you. Want to hear about my other flights?
>>152979293Would you know where Foxburo was if not for Tom Brady? Even when the Patriots were going to the playoffs with Drew Bledsoe, nobody knew where foxburo was. Same with Arlen, Tx and the Cowboys
>>152979380>LEAD toKEK
>>152979507Damn would have been better if it was at night
>>152979507>Califaggot spends 2 months stating that snow is bad and he is afraid of it>teams loses in snow gameI'm pretty he's the one that bitched about how all teams need to play indoors after the panthers heemed his plastic team in the rain lol
>>152979414that literally geographically doesn't make sense
>>152979546>san francisco>flown over 100 timesYou are a male stewardess and therefore a raging homosex that spreads monkey pox and aids. No I don't want to hearit, let's stick to football
>>152979416Don't laugh at me
>>152979548I know where Arlington is because of King of the Hill, though.
If Niners and Rams win, who hosts the chip game?
>>152979553>4:30 in Chicago in JanuaryAnon that is night
>>152979564hahahaha
>>152979416>unc still using a computer like it's the 1900s
>>152979521I'm FUCKING sick of it.
>>152979416I don't use the home row and I never have. But yes, I can obviously type without looking and generally type pretty quickly.
>>152979473it's pretty clear that Stroud vs Caleb is the real melty inducer
>>152979566Rams since they’re the 5th seed.
>>152979507>I want the best teams to win the championship>I want kino snow gamespick one
>>152979566It gets moved to Pasadena at the Rose Bowl.
>>152979575The zestbowl...
>Sean McDermott tried to motivate the Bills by telling them to focus and lock in on the game against the Broncos as if they were on a mission 'like the hijackers on 9/11'>He urged the team to emulate them by getting on the same page and executing their mission to perfection>He later apologized for the referencewhat the actual fuck...
>>152979416>this faggot using qwerty and not dvorakgrim
>>152979573I used to do that but using the homerow feels so much smoother once you get used to it
>>152979575that would not be entertaining, caleb would spend all night on his back
I just want the Bears to lose so this gen could be coherent again. nothing against Chicago but some of you here are too autistic
>>152979591WE SHALL PREVAIL INSALLAH
>>152979566Niners, since "Rams home game" is an oxymoron.
>>152979598You mean because he would be getting sacked by the Houston defense, right?
>>152979600Okay NFCW dick rider
>>152979602>the NFC CG and Super Bowl are in the same stadiumhas this ever happened before?
How many teams don't have home games?
>>152979507Reminder that the NFL CANCELLED a Buffalo playoff game that was much worse than this.
>>152979564That's not too bad
Why yes, I do use dvorak, how could you tell?
>>152979600rooting against the bears and texans cause sick of the mutt qb meme
>>152979607it's free realestate
>>152979614Remember when those dipshits in Kansas City almost froze to death?
>>152979617What did Coolridge Jr ever do to you?
>>152979591Literally one of the funniest NFL stories and I am glad it still gets brought up>"Okay boys, we gotta win. Gather 'round, let me tell you about 9/11..."
>>152979620>>152979614Same year btw
>>152979609Yes, in the 2021 season at least, both at SoFi.
>>152979563Haha. I understand you coming to that conclusion since you're a shutin that has never flown in your life, but SFO/LAX is the main hub for international travel. I fly through there on my way back from various parts of the world. You'd know that if you ever traveled internationally, but you're my little basement dwelling mama's boy yes you are.
>>152979628>I fly regularly to thailand for the ladyboyswhew lad, this is a kid safe page
>TFW you're going to be a domebabby in like 5 years
>>152979507Someone needs to make this the new op to trigger youngcuck
>>152979637At least it's privately funded
>>152979561Why not? It does make sense. I quite literally do it all the time. If I don't fly directly over Buffalo, it's certainly near it and over the center of New York. It depends on the flight and flying conditions. Were you under the impression that domestic flights all traveled in a straight line to their destination or something?I mean yikes, the ignorance on here is a bit worrying. I'm guessing over half of you have literally never even flown domestically, let alone internationally.
>>152979652Based Walmart. I still don't get why the city didn't let them buy the stadium.>Hey, Denver, we want to buy Mile High. We'll give you whatever you want.>No...>????
>>152979615ez
>>15297941948.5. It was way higher to open. I think like 52.5. People wisened up.
>>152979620rigged bullshit
>>152979637Eventually all teams will play in a dome. We'll bemoan the lack of weather games but overtime people will look back at 3-7 snow storm games as awful products that they cannot believe the NFL aired. Just is how it is.
>>152979473Based but I think the Bears lose that matchup
>>1529796092022
>>152979660That's still pretty high for a cold game and potential snowb owl
>>152979671Aaron Donald was so good. Also, those gradient numbers look like shit.
>>152979658Yeah I really have no idea. If i recall the city wanted to do something with it. New apartments or something
I never had anything against the Bears and even rooted for them in the 06 owl, but thanks to /nfl/ I hate them.
Bussy
>>152979682This but with the Rams.
>>152979556That was youngcuck after the Rams lost to the eagles last year. Shit was so funny
>>152979633You're the one that keeps bringing up homosexual sex and ladyboys. You sure seem familiar with all of the hotspots for gay activity. Not information I ever considered worth knowing.
>>152979654You a passport bro?
>>152979681They also cucked Kroenke because he wants to build his giganigga city development around Ball Arena. Now it's getting built down by where the lesbian soccer stadium is going to go.
We need bussy bowl
>Houston beats Pittsburgh in cold weather>San Francisco beats Philadelphia in cold weather>somehow the Rams absolutely cannot beat Chicago in the cold
>>152979628>, but SFO/LAX is the main hub for international travelto Asia, yes, but there are multiple huge hubs on the east coast like the NYC airports, Charlotte, and Atlanta. And there are direct flights to Tokyo, Hong Kong, etc. from those airports, long ass flights (16 hours+) but they exist.
So that's why they need staff to squirt water into their mouths for them.
>>152979663I would bandwagon the dolphins if they made squidgirl the mascot
Post yfw when Goodell issues a safety mandate and moves the Rams/Bears game to Lucas Oil
>>152979293yes because i go to jacksonville occasionally
>>152979654>Were you under the impression that domestic flights all traveled in a straight line to their destination or something?This. When I fly to Asia from SFO the plane goes all the way up towards Alaska and Russia in an arch
>>152979729yeah you've obviously never traveled before
The Bills ended Tomlins career.
>>152979659Meh I've really fallen the fuck off recently. I used to do 140 no problem.
>>152979735>meaningless gambler shitWho cares?
>>152979744You tell me, you gambling chudoid.
>>152979735>makes gambaniggers seethe>still wins
>>152979725>ITT Anons learn about how spheres work
mendoza is immediate the best qb in the division right?
>>152979765are we to assume that Stafford retires after he wins a ring this year?
>>152979735>yeah you won butKWAB
>>152979762I was told the earth was flat
>>152979669Imagine its a 3-3 game until the 4th quarter and then both offenses explode and it becomes a 24-27 game
>Ty Simpson turning down millions in NIL money to go play for the Jets
>>152979767wrong division
>>152979773No, that was just Patriots footballs, for cheating purposes.
>>152979743Nice. I always hit a snag where my reading and typing fall out of alignment and it kills my score.
>>152979743Damn nigga
>>152979779it's all french to me
>>152979765Its hard to say. Next season we will find out if he's a Cignetti baby or not.
>>152979779It's not
>>152979773I was told your moms tits were flat
>>152979790Shut up, bitch
>>152979657>>152979657>>152979657New in a few
>>152979717What is it like?>>152979700Gayron was eliminated, that isn't possible
>>152978818just like 2023 my Eagles started the year as a better team by just barely holding it together before completely coming apart at the seams
>New in a few
>>152978761It would be pretty disappointing not to see them in the owl with all the magic they created this year
>>152979778Why would he do that?
>>152977905What's most bizarre is you defending cuck behavior
>>152979845Honor
>>152977875>CARSON BECK YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH STEELER
