i dream of betting, winning 1 million and retiring to my goon cave and dying under the sheer weight of my gallons of semen as god intended. will my dream be broken or will they be given wings to fly......

Took a few months off but we’re almost back and I need some heems in my life.

UFC 324 Saturday 1/24

>Paddy ITD -125
Garth has horrendous BJJ. Paddy is bigger, stronger, and has vastly superior MMA grappling. Paddy will use a judo trip or just drag Garth down and maul him on the mat. I don’t think this fight is competitive. If you like the Gaethje side, consider Garth by decision +550. He’s not the reckless fighter he used to be and his power has always been overrated.

>Krylov +130 vs Bukauskas
Another big grappling disparity. Possible bukauskas heems krylov quick but I doubt it. I like krylov by sub or decision with tons of control time

>Waldo vs Lewis over 1.5
Waldo has mid power for a heavyweight. Lewis is slow and old. I don’t see Waldo rushing a finish here, nor do I see him getting sparked by old man Lewis. Waldo jabs and leg kicks and moves for a decision or a late finish in a boring fight.

>Allen vs Silva FDNGD +100
I don’t believe in Allen. He’s a good fighter all around but he’s not on Silva’s level. Silva batters him for half the fight then puts him away, or gets caught trying similar to how Lopes finished him.

>Miller -395 vs Fugitt
Parlay piece. Fugitt is not UFC level, he’s old, and he was handpicked to get fucked up by Miller. Bet this now before it’s -600 on fight night. Miller is fun to watch. Good prospect.

>O’malley by decision +120
Sean should stick and move to avoid a potential grappling deficit vs Song. No reason to chase a finish in a fight he’ll have sharper tools and quicker hands. Might lose a round due to control time but still a comfortable 29-28 O’Malley.