This year couldn't be more disappointing.
Who wins tomorrow?
>>152981454Found it, super interesting actually, lots of teams that have never passed the .500 mark, either above or below. And lots of teams that we think of as historically good either didn't start out that way or are furiously trying to dig themselves out of the hole.https://imgur.com/a/nfl-teams-historical-performance-RSodTbm
Is this the thread?
Some are calling it the film of the year
I live in a state of constant anxiety and fear. I'm afraid of someone deciding to just decide to lay into me and expose all of my flaws publicly in front of everyone.
>>152980493>You know what’s crazy about the Bears’ run this year? It’s actually organic, not some ref ball bullshit like the Chiefs last year.True, you guys got Ben Johnson and turned into the 2023-24 Lions but I'm still rooting for Stafford and the Rams to win the Superbowl.
my Bronkuks finna buck break the Bills
>CANCUN ON ME>CANCUN ON THREE>ONE>TWO>THREE>CANCUUUUUUUUN!!!his rah rah ability remains unmatched
>>152981503Venezuela is FUCKED if they don’t elect ryback!
Remember that shit for brains in the last thread who said Drake Maye was winning MVP? kek what an idiot
>BREAKING #NFL QB Jameis Winston revealed that he GAVE UP S*X during his contract year.>"I was doing this freakin celibacy thing... like literally refraining from s*x">Jameis bought another property to stay away: "Don't take a blacklight into that house..."
>>152981535New Zealanders literally fuck their sheep, often in public and nobody minds. It's like theyre proud of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sp8DRXgh8c
I really really really hope we don’t hire Nagy as our HC but I just know that dumb cunt AAS will do it.
>>152981563Why do people want Nagy?
>>152981551after the last two seasons the mvp award is as meaningless as the probowl so who even cares
>>152981559Yeah of the Uma indeed
>>152981553Is he actually the realest motherfucker of all time?
>>152981523Imagine squandering this kind of mountain.
>>152981577No, idiot
>>152981553
>>152981533Reposting this in every thread.
>>152981582Shut up, jaxson.
>>152981554something something youngblood
Wtf is this how Bears fans actually watch their team play??
>>152981523I believe this is the most up and down
What would it take for NFL franchises to decline in value?
>>152981610>their best was in the 70sFucking grim cursed franchise.
>>152981523And of course, the worst team in league history and it's not close.
I am getting uppity
how do you niggas watch games if you have to work weekends
Don't you DARE rub your hands together
>>152981625As many playoff wins as the Texans btw
>>152981615I would have said trading and fully guaranteeing a max contact for a >black qb with an active investigation for sexual misconduct against him, but after DeShaun Watson idk anymore.
>>152981638(((we))) haven’t forgotten about this… puka will pay for his transgressions against (((us)))
>>152981586Ultimately, the HC disagrees with you. McVay thought he needed an upgrade and was proven correct. And Goff has not been back since. Granted, I don't think that collapse in Santa Clara was on him. But he choked as the 1 seed last year, and now the Lions window might be closed.
>>152981523This one really shocked me, 5 rings, 25 years of semi consistent success and they have still never passed .500
Find video of the 49ers v Eagles ending synched with Philadelphia's radio broadcast Holy shit all the comments are Chiefs fans still salty about last year.
>>152981661>might be*is
Woah!
/nfl/ told me caleb was lame and gay but he is actually the coolest qb in the league
>>152981665A bit bitchy, but fair play. Chiefs had to hear a lot of shit about how no one's gone back to back since Brady, but because they did it people still picked the eagles like it was easy to do. Until someone goes back to back, it's theirs to crow about.
Washington Redskins
reminder that goof has a 70 million dollar cap hit next season
>>152981687I miss these kinds of face shields
>>152981687There it is
Drake Maye
>>152981687never much cared for washington but man these colors were nice
>>152981695Many are saying this
>>152981539why does young Stafford look and sound like Bill Clinton
>>152981677/nfl/ is full of shit, as per usual
>>152981703I miss watching Santana Moss and Clinton Portis ball the fuck out in these jerseys
>>152981553in order to give up celibacy, you have to no-nut or what was the point?
>>152981559this is the grimace/omg of football, congrats on cursing your own team
>>152981553He's the most bizarre motherfucker in the league. Every few months it's like he's playing a different character. The only constant is whenever he goes out on the field he's trying to throw to someone wearing a jersey. Won't be surprised if he comes out and says he got lasik to fix his eyes but the real problem he had is that he's color blind and thought it would help.
>>152981523>Found it, super interesting actually, lots of teams that have never passed the .500 mark, either above or below.It's cumulative."increasing or increased in quantity, degree, or force by _successive_ additions."
>>152981625I have little doubt this is what my texans look like, especially after those repeated 2-16 seasons
>he thinks mike mcdaniels is gonna come in and be his team’s OCkek your shit offense will not be saved, he’s going to be a HC.
>>152981720beer and weed.
>>152981671WOAH!
>>152981523terry bradshaw is underrated
>>152981737We only made it this far because of umamusume.
>>152981753I would personally love to see him genocide an ethnic group with Robert Saleh and be his OC in Tennessee.
>only 7 nfl games left this season
>>152981785prowl bowl
>>152981785I prefer the paper wall intercoooption cat.
>>152981790not a game
>>152981793that's because bryce and tlaw are chokers
>>152981748Looks similar but a -50 hole is a lot better than a -200 hole.>>152981742Not sure what you're getting at, I know that, it's just interesting that some teams have never, at any point in their history had an all time winning record, or losing in the case of the Bears.
>>152981776>genocide an ethnic group with Robert Saleh I meant to type, "work with Robert Saleh"
I almost relapsed to cutting again but I smoked some weed instead
>>152981792The tony soprano cat?
Mougey knows ball which is why he's going to draft Carson Beck
>>152981609That's my tape watching room
>>152981815Poofter
>>152981687Never 5get. >Seriously that logo was badass I hate social justice shit so much it's unreal
>>152981785>>152981792I like this one a lot, it looks like he's screaming IIIIIIIIIIIIIINT
>>152981724I enjoyed watching the Redskins gradually fade into dysfunction and become a dog shit franchise
>le floor
>>152981827>I hate social justiceWait til you're the minority ;*
>>152981836
>>152981841Wait?
>>152981543Based
>>152981661>>152981670Eh whatever. People only look at Owls so that’s all that matters. Stafford was a dropped pick away in the NFC championship game and a game winning Bengals drive away from everyone viewing this completely differently. Same with the Lions doing anything in the 2nd half against the 49ers. Ultimately Goff is a Wion now and forever. Glad Stafford got one, but McVay is a douche and I’m glad we knocked him out of the Offs at least a couple of years ago.
>>152981833It is one of my favorite images.
Yall seen THIS cat?
>>152981861Ryback mogs both of those cats
>>152981843BEN JOHNSON HAS JUST PUNCHED MATT LAFLEUR THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT
>>152981867>Rybitch's tackling form
>>152981861Teaching tape
>>152981861training your cat for shit like this is cringe af
>>152981861>What a tackle by Mr. Whiskers>Snowflake is looking downfield, trying to find an open sunbeam. The pocked collapses and Whiskers comes in for a HUGE sack.
>>152981861>wraps him up>drives through the legsMy DBs could never
Every single thing they report about this team makes me like them and the coaching staff more, it's almost weird. This is a great fucking message for this week.Last week they had Joe Thuney (2017 Patriots member) and Gradey Jarrett (2017 Falcons member) talk about 28-3 from both perspectives.
>Aaron Rodgers: “… There are only so many places in the league that have the tradition, the history, the town, and I'm happy I played for two of them."
>>152981861>Head to the side>Wraps>Runs through the tackleOnly thing I'd say is you can't land on the quarterback like that, but overall pretty good.
>>152981891kek jeets
>>152981891While the Jets are an embarassment Rodgers had basically free reign to do whatever the fuck he wanted over there and only played one real season, I don't get why he hates them so much
>>152981903A habit of Rodgers is throwing people under the bus for everything that goes wrong. Not a surprise he would hate the Jets.
>cucked out of >black qb posting
The debate is over
>>152981609Swap the plants for a coaster and some cold drinks and add a neck pillow and that looks comfy as fuck
which NFL teams have black qbs again?
What's better for a QB?>Divisional: Play great and win>Conference: Play great and win>SB: play shit and loseOr>Divisional: Play great and win>Conference: Play great and lose
We are Christian Kirk
>proxyposter is getting desperate for attention already
What’s a Seahawk?
>>152981523Gonna post more because I find them cool. Fuckin Raiders have almost squandered the gift given to them by John fuckin Madden.
>>152981853>People only look at OwlsI think Stafford's success in LA beyond the Owl speaks for itself. People talked about the Rams after that Owl like they'd be in purgatory for years. The only season they missed the playoffs is the one Stafford and the team were riddled with injury in 2022. He added another receiving record to his resume (Puka's rookie receiving record 2023). He's first team all pro this season. He's firmly in top 10 passing yards, and given how kids these days scramble more than ever, who knows when he'll get caught. The Owl is a big piece, but only a piece of his overall legacy.
>>152981963this now explains why they were so popular in LA
>>152981949A hawk of the sea.
>>152981949A one and done in the playoffs
>>152981523Amazing what 2 HOF QBs will do for you, I wonder if they'll go back to their losing ways of the post Lombardi era, probably not as whoever they have running things is clearly competent.
>>152981949An osprey
>>152981973Lol gnats
>>152981963>john maddenMore like Al Davis in his prime. He turned the raiders from a poverty franchise into the winningest team. Then he went senile and then destroyed it. Then his retarded son took over.Now their only hope of staying above.500 is Tom BradyGrim
>>152981988dan quinn is your head coach dudeglass houses
>>152981984why did they stop winning championships?
>>152981999Erin Fraudgers
>>152981973I feel like this was inevitable, he strikes me as the kind of football autist that would really enjoy coaching a historic franchise like the gints, and I think the league will be more fun if they're good.
>>152981973Dart and Skattebo boogaloo soon
>>152981932First option, no question. Superbowl appearance, pregame fluff, family in some luxury suite in the stadium. That's a career maker.
Why is nobody talking about John Harbaugh to the gnats?
>>152981932bump
>>152981661>McVay thought he needed an upgrade and was proven correct.Except McVay was not correct, since the problem was McVay and his Napoleon complex. He thought HE was the sole reason the Rams were successful and tried to control Goff like a video game character, which destroyed their relationship and almost destroyed Goff as an NFL QB.When Stafford came to the Rams he was already a 12 year NFL veteran and simply wasn't going to put up with that shit, he told McVay to fuck off and balled out.
>>152982028Pete Carroll to the Raiders vibes.
>>152982025>still thinking this game meant anything
>>152981973I called this as soon as the ravens fired him
>>152981932or pull a peyton manning and play mediocre, play like shit, play mediocre, win ring
>>152981973Surprised he's not at least checking out the Titans and Falcons. Giants were my initial pick for who I thought he'd end up coaching thobeit. Good luck to em
>>152981685I don't blame them desu
>>152982038>my qb is allowed to have bad games but not yours
Last one since it's bedtime, my Bears. George Halas is the greatest coach in NFL history, argue with a wall.
>>152982028>it's real
>>152982047Titans would be career suicide
>>152981996Better than geriatric Harbitch
>>152982028Because G-Men are just one of 32 awful teams he could coach.
>>152982047He did interview with those teams
>>152982073>dogshit is better than cowshit
>>152982025>pictureKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152982046He played better in his two runs were he lost the sb
>>152981578>>152982063It's funny how the Bears and Browns have had this stink of being perennial losers, yet they're both well above .500
dios mios....
>>152982096it helps when you’ve been in the league for 100+ years
>>152982058
>>152982103>he thinks im a gayefagbuddy both of your qbs are overrated
>>152982093>replying to yourself
>>152982103>Still thinking the first game of the season matters
Dolphins shitting their pants right now
>>152982113>my qb is allowed to have bad games but not yours
Mike Vrabel in a japanese accent:Virabiru
Just put the jets out of their misery
>>152982115what happened?
>>152982112>r-r-r-r-replying t-t-t-to y-y-y-y-yours-s-s-self
>>152982115Why? This isn't the first Harbaugh the Dolphins missed out on.
>>152982122>VirabiruThat's not how you say Mike.
Where does he rank if you flip every super bowl result? I'd say around top 15 about where Bradshaw is now, he wasn't even a top 2 best player on his own team.
>>152982145if he won 4 superbowls in a row he’d be right up there with brady
>>152982129It just makes the McDaniel firing look more retarded when they were wanting John
>>152982148Bradshaw has 2 two-peats, and was about as good relative to the era as Kelly was, and a better playoff performer, yet no one has him even top 10
>>152982145Probably number one since Tom Brady lost 7 Super Bowls. Winning four in a row does a lot of the heavy lifting here. Also the Bills would be a more insufferable fanbase than the Cowboys in this new reality.
>>152982096>>152981578Pre-99 Browns is objectively not the same team
>>152981523>>152981578Funny how teams we think of as successful like the Steelers needed decades of sustained success to recover from their first 40 years of being shit. While the Browns are still above .500 despite being consistently shit for 30 years.
>>152982141Mai-ku
>>152982145Also, Cam Newton would have hall of fame buzz for beating the Broncos in the Super Bowl in this reality.
>>152982148>>152982158Low IQ can't believe this is how people watch sports
>>152982150Maybe they just wanted Jon-Eric Sullivan? They hired a GM before they spoke with Harbaugh
>>152982172A quarterback who won 4 in a row would reach mythical status. That's just facts. Look at how Mahomes gets sucked off and he didn't even win 3 in a row.John Elway would probably get the biggest boost from the Super Bowl results being flipped.
>>152982145Winning 4 straight (which would involve beating the 90's Cowboys twice and an elite Redskins squad) is GOAT material. In fact, that's probably make him the GOAT since he'd have a quadpeat while it took Brady over a decade to get 4. Plus, Gilbert would've had a decade as THE man before Brady came along
i just know the NFL is going to find a way for a Harbowl II Super Bowl now that John is in the NFC.
giantGODS we are so back
>>152982185>since he'd have a quadpeat while it took Brady over a decade to get 4Brady only gets 3 rings in this reality but he does get 19-0.
I think it's that time chat
>>152982184Mahomes has two MVPs and is a top 2 playoff performer of all time (with Montana)>>152982185>GOATLmao how would he be even close to Brady who would have all the records plus 3 MVPs, 3 rings + 10 appearances, and an undefeated season where he threw 50 TDs. You are actually retarded
>>152981973I know he was already on the hot seat but i think it would be funny if the Dolphins fired McDaniel after telling him they would give him another season when Harbaugh was fired only for him to pretty much be not interested in their job.
>>152982030Goff was a bust when McVay got to him. You can say their relationship soured, but to act like McVay was the problem is ridiculous. The number one thing McVay could have done better was tell Goff he was trading him ahead of time.
>>152982199Oh derp, I forgot about that. Yeah, Brady would still be a top 5 QB off of longevity and getting a few rings. In fact, I'd imagine that before 19-0, Brady would be considered a playoff choker (his first SB loss was 18-1, right? My memory is dogshit)
>>152982172>Low IQ can't believe this is how people watch sportspretty much anyone that simplifies talent down to lombardi rings or is obsessed with individual "rankings" in what is very clearly a hyper team-oriented sport is just dumb
>>152982208Tom Brady losing 7 does make him seem like a choker. He'd be right there with Peyton Manning.
>>152982025god those light grey rams uniforms look so fucking stupid
>>152982221Yeah, Brady wouldn't win a ring until 19-0. Then he'd beat the Giants once more and the Eagles once.
>>152982159Nah, the IP remains the same, that's the only part that matters, the people come and go for every team.
>>152982225I like them up close, but on TV they don't look distinct.
>>152982223>Punished for making the SuperbowlChrist I thought this was an NBA thing. You realize you are saying a player that never even won MVP (while his teammate did), and was never even close to as good as Brady, would be better because he has one extra ring?
>>152982230Heh, inverse Brady would probably have a reputation like Eli or Foles
>>152981999Lombardi retired in 1967
>>152982245??? Literally how
>>152982208>>152982244
>>152982145>Niners are no longer a legacy team but would have won two in the past 6 yearsHonestly wouldn't take it but would be nice to shut these faggot Seahawks fans up
>>152982186>thinking anyone wants to see the chargers in the Super BowlUnless they’re playing a popular team like the 49ers, never happening again
>>152982145Holy fuck imagine Rex Grossman with a ring over Peyton Manning.
>>152981861dolphins need to draft this guy
>>152982241>NahYah>the IP remains the sameThe team literally left and the results speak for themselves>that's the only part that mattersExcept that it's very clearly a different and objectively inferior team. They might as well have made a deal that says flat earth is real. Still doesn't make it true.
>>152982266That bears defense would go down as legendary. Beat Brees and Manning and won with a QB even worse than Dilfer
>>152982266He's that reality's version of Trent Dilfer since their Trent Dilfer got his ass blown out in the Super Bowl.
>>152982259Dunno, but it felt good to say
>>152982274this
>>152982262you’d rather have a bunch of old rings and be the red cowboys than have 2 rings in the salary-cap era against mahomo?
Jimmy G would have a ring
Pretty crazy that if the 9ers win this weekend, they can potentially have 2 games with home crowd advantage
>>152982289He technically does
>>152982274No one currently involved in the commanders has anything to do with the Redskins that won an owl in the 80s, not the owner, not the entire front office, not any players or coaches, not even the janitorial staff. And yet they're still the same team, the only thing that is consistent is the IP, and that's the only thing that matters to the nebulous concept of a professional sports team.
>>152982291Damn, I didn't know Chicago was based like that.
>>152982287>red cowboysDallasfags haven't sniffed a superb owl in years do not compare the two franchises
>gnats gonna get harbaughOkay well thats cool. They will make the playoffs next season for sure
>>152982145>cheatriots 19-0aww HELL naw
>>152981662you should read up on their owners in the 70s & 80sthey started out in the pit but then ensured they stayed there by managing to get back to back some of the worst owners in NFL history
>>152982292trve. beat the cawks
>dem goyz have won an owl more recently than the Sad Fagshithole Corny Whinerskek
Anybody want some head?
>>152982294>No one currently involved in the commanders has anything to do with the Redskins that won an owl in the 80sBut the Redskins DID win an owl in the 80s, and history is built on top of itself.The current iteration of the Cleveland browns' history begins in 1999.
>49ers DC Robert Saleh revealed he used their Eagles vs. 49ers game film from 2023 to stop Jalen Hurts on the 4th down stop to win Sunday's Wild Card in Philly.>"They are who they were, in that moment."
>>152982297NFCE is going to be fucking wild next season.>Eagles coming off a retarded year with a new OC (who will probably still be retarded)>Giants with a ton of promising rookies and Harbaugh>Commies with a newly fixed Daniels and new coordinators>Cowboys in the second year of Schotty (who I thought was very good) and without the boat anchor of Eberflus Predict their records
>>152982304>bulbasaur seething at something not even real
>>152982314Blaize...
>>152982328Giants 9-8Commanders 8-9Eagles 6-11Cowboys 5-12
Sean Payton tongues my anus
Has anyone ever met or seen the wife of aaron rodgers?
>>152982304brady would lose his fake rings though
>>152982341Ryback
>>152982338>Giants 9-8Maybe on Planet Retard
>>152982338With a Giants first-round exit. I can dig it.
