100 years of the NSK edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>152962588
Trannytames zuna run starts now.
EVIL SPIRITS, WE'RE WINNING!
Repostan in the new thread.>farm low level maegashira for the entire 1st week of the basho>contend for yushoAbi's doing the thing!
>>152985436I find it funny nobody is saying the same things about Oshoma because we all know there's no chance he has what it takes to scrape wins against the top guys (also nobody cares about him in general)
>>152985397
Redpill me on Kaki.
>>152985520Lost to the broom sweeper locomotive
>>152985504PANIK
>>152985454Cuz Abi can lock in and and beat 2 or 3 contenders to win at the end. We all know Oshoma gets rekt by every JOI guy
Not sure if I should be impressed by Onosato having the ability to save these close matches or disappointed by how shit he looks
>The three -fujis in the joi are all 3-2
Doki-Dokihyate This dude is excellent and everyone is sleeping on him
Can there be hope for him?
>>152986012no he'll lose to the other 10 yokozekis too
>>152986012This is the normal ura cycle when he is in the joi. First week he gets destroyed then second week he cleans up on maegashitters to go 8-7 or 7-8.
Joi is my favorite porn genre
>>152985767I'm glad he's here to give us all a reminder of all the obscure little technicality rules the judges selectively deploy. It's a good refresher. He's doing a lot for sumo education.
>>152986300Nothing about Onosato's win was a technicality since his foot was still inside the ring. He was just very lucky that he went out at the part of the ring that's wider than the rest.
>>152986300Oh please. You asshats just want him to lose and you dont care if its the most borderline bullshit ever. None of those chumps deserve a win over Ono fucking Sato and we all know it. You're just a loser identifying with losers.
>>152986336I don't care who wins I just want it to look like the result of a wrestling match not a bunch of old men bending over backwards to avoid having to pay lower ranked wrestlers more. Sorry I'm not the person you want to pretend you're arguing with, you can keep pretending I'm saying things i'm not if that makes it easier for you.I'm not even saying the ruling is necessarily wrong, I'm saying the past two or three days have all had a ton of stupid looking rulings and they maybe need to tighten their shit up.
I don't care about the Takanosho match; he was obviously still in. The Ura match was some grade A bullshit though. Second time Ura's been fucked for just doing his style in the past two basho.
I would like to formally apologise for ever having had faith in Kazuma.
Kazuma-bros, they are laughing at us...
Fair weather fans dont matter
Good morning /sumo/, or maybe it's mid-day or evening where you're at.Any more robberies and blind judging in today's/last night's basho?
who's the best shimpan
>>152985436
>>152985737Abi is the ultimate agent of chaos.
>>152986733Onosato...again.
>>152986753Azumazeki (Takamisakari) and it's not even close.
>>152986837You are so full of shit, asshole
>>152986859lol, u mad
>>152986837are we entering another golden era of sumo match fixing scandals? It would be cool if Yakuza are back.
>>152986870>another golden era of sumo match fixing scandals?Have we ever left? I don't think so. It may not be as open as it once was, but I still see some matches that look like "gimme's".
>>152986753Kakuryu. See: >>152975450 though I'll admit I'm a sucker for Onosato landing on or at least near Kisenosato.
>>152987014As if you have any idea whatsoever>>152986870The yakuza are mostly korean now
>>152986753Nishonoseki (forma imparcial)
>>152986753someone post the futagoy webm
>>152986870Onosato's match wasn't ambiguous at all. Take two seconds to watch the replay.
>>152987026Just watch out for the guys that already have KK vs. some of their older buddies that haven't. It's obvious that some of the old timers give each other "freebies" in the ring.
I always knew Kazuma was going to suck
>>152987014The Wakamotoharu match last night looked very yaochou. I don't think it was, but it looked it.
>>152987025He was dying through that whole match. As was I.
>>152987053He was in the ring but on his way out in an unrecoverable position due to the technique of his opponent, so people think it should've been shinitai. I'm guessing the reason it wasn't is because Takanosho himself fell over in the push, but it's not (to my knowledge) a very clearly defined rule and seems to cause a lot of confusion.
>>152987090No, the reason he wasn't is because he got his foot back down on the tawara.
>>152987090>he was in an unrecoverable position where he would have left the ring but only won because he hit his opponent's body and pushed him out
>Judge my opponent would've eventually left the dohyo to go home therefore I win
>>152987050This one?
>>152987113>That one asshole who clocks in early and makes the rest of you look bad if you don't do it too
>>152987113>that salute
>>152987113>start doing this
I take back what I said about the onosato v takanosho. Onosato won but he either got very lucky or has insane ring sense to keep his foot in like that.
>>152987189There's a bazillion Hakuho wins where he did exactly that. Ring awareness is a key part of yokozuna-level sumo.
>>152987189They call those spots tokudawara (徳俵) for a reason.
>>152987232And that reason is?
>>152987253Yes?
>>152987280If you want to imply those bales are benevolent then you're stupid because handing one person a win is handing another a loss; not benevolence but neutrality. They should call them undawara (運俵 (it sounds like underwear too :3c)).
You are incredibly gay and not at all virtuous, Nev.
>>152987354Okay 同性愛者.
>>152987302He's not implying it. The Japs are, retard.
>>152987406Okay retard.
When will get a pair of real yokozuna?
>>152987411Is that supposed to be relevant?
>>152987476Plenty Japanese words have little to no relation to the meaning of the kanji used to comprise them. I was implying that tokudawara was one such word, at least the first kanji. Could you seriously not piece this together yourself? Imagine you didn't eat breakfast this morning anon. How would you feel?
>>152987465In 2028 when Asahifuji II makes yokozuna and we start the Aofuji era.
>>152987506Yeah, I got that, except it's obviously wrong and you have no evidence to show it isn't. I mean, they bless those spots specifically during the dohyo matsuri. You're full of shit.
>>152987520I'm all for shitposting about evil spirits but you're not supposed to actually take that Shinto garbage seriously. The Japanese certainly don't.
>>152987527>why do you careI despise people like you
>>152987552>I care while you don't. That makes you a badman poopoohead >:(
>>152987527>I'm all for shitpostingFucking clearly.
>>152987570Just because someone disagrees with your point of view doesn't mean they're doing it on purpose to rile you up.
Neville is having an absolute melty.
>Get proven wrong by someone explaining themselves and being perfectly reasonable>MELTY MELTY MELTY WE GOT A MELTY OVER HERE LMAOOOO!!!!!!You are mentally unwell. Stop using the internet.
You proved nothing.
>>152986258yeah sure, but instructions from girls or femboys?
I told you to stop using the internet and you used it.
>>152987506>Plenty Japanese words have little to no relation to the meaning of the kanji used to comprise them.Those are called Ateji and jisho labels them. Tokudawara isn't ateji.
>>152987610Girls of courserecently I have been enjoying sweetieluna
Why are people still mad over the perfectly legit Ura call? Ura had the same opportunity to win in the rematch as Ohhhhnonosato
Hoshoryu may struggle for his wins, but when he does win, he doesn't do it by fractions.
Hakuno gets my fight of the day. That was way above his usual level.
>>152987959Because they know Ura could never win outside of a fluke
>>152987645did she have another name or something? why's her shit so hard to find it's only on xhamster>>152988021Aren't you saying he won then?
>>152987959everyone can see that Onosato hit the ground first, even you
>>152988005I liked the muscle manlet showdown. battle of the komusubis is today
>>152988094he was pushed over and apparently there was talks that the back of uras heel may have rolled over first. theyve been pretty regularly calling rematches when its this close in matches that matter. why even give room for interpretation when you can just rematch and get a clear cut result? its better this way since its an extra match toothis is exactly like heelgate
>>152988170If I can see from the shitty Abema cameras that the other wrestler hit the ground first, they should losedon't care if the match was in jonokuchi or in makuuchi
>>152988250Unfortunately for you (and the rikishi in question) the winner of a sumo bout isn't actually determined by Abema's footage. It's determined by the judges. They have direct access to footage of the match and they also watch the match up close and in person. Their opinion, flawed and human though it is, is more relevant and important than the opinion of a gaijin who watched the fight online.
I'm glad we agree that their opinion was flawed.
I agree, Roga won
>>152988332gee thanks, I didn't know that
>>152988250Reminder that 'sato had both his feet off the ground too.
>>152987113Based.>>152986838But this is unfathomably based and the right answer.
>>152988005Yoshi and Haku are pushing each other. They can't fight in the dohyo but they can fight through results. Even Atami seems to want a piece of that. Teru uniting everyone through a -fuji shikona might have just done the trick.
I thought 4chan was getting blocked in the UK for their internet censorship bill, why haven't they done it yet and leave us to suffer their countrymen continuing to post abhorrent posts?
>>152989311The UK is a toothless paper puppy
>>152989311Mohammed wouldn't like that very much
This picture cracks me up.
>>152988332>t. jsa yakuza
