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>>152985916gallagher is a good signing for them tho?
>>152985916It should be /trans/ now
>>152985917in both cases the defender is marking the striker closely and can't stop the ball due to the strikers offside position
>>152985928true and look at that dog
>>152985928He will literally save their season, save Frank's career and get them European football.
>>152985972its just a gooner that psychologically has to justify it because they have already convinced themselves that all refs are against them and thats why they get no success0 point trying to argue with facts as they dont come into it for themyoure better off just insulting them
>>152985951Name 1 transfer
the arsenal one was objectively more offside
>>152985977Reckon that tops too tight. Its tongues gone blue
>>152985928>gallagher is a good signing for them tho?Yeah he is a good signing for Spurs. Best they've made in years. He's still shit and no-one else wanted him.
>>152986004>0 point trying to argue with factsI mean, when people point out to you why it wasn't offside and the other is and you immediately jump to the conclusion that they must be a fan of the team that 'benefited' then you're not looking at it objectively or want facts, you just want to shitpost.
>>152986062you havent pointed out anything and you are a gooner are you not? which team do you support?
>retards again making multiple new threads when neither of the three(!) made before it have hit bump limit?????????????
>>152986043shan't be posting in any of your threads ever. please go back to that thread and stay there.
>>152985972A defender is not forced to mark a striker, they do so because it is a tactical decision. If the Chelsea player simply ignored Gyokeres, he might have prevented the goal. This is different to the City goal, where Thiaw couldn't do anything to block the ball because Haaland's body was in the way.
>Dan Burn offers raw honesty about Newcastle United squad >"I'm sure the gaffer said at the Press conference the other week. We are not a team ready to challenge for the title." What a motivational manager!
Finker having an unbridled meltdown because people won't suck off Conor Gallagher LMAO!
>>152986101look at the picture or rewatch ithe is considerably more in the way not less
>>152986101But Thiaw is in that position because its his own "tactical decision" to stick to Haaland? It makes no sense.
>>152986108>>Dan Burn offers raw honestyhehe
>>152986032Chelsea were robbed blud
>>152986150Wdym
>>152986118stop making it gay lad
>>152986072Why do they look so zesty
>>152986108Eddie Meme at it again!
>>152986032Skye are trying hard to rig it it's so obvious lol
>>152986101But neither of them were pens
>>152986072rice is so fucking overrated bc of 2 free kicks
>>152985977bit gay innit
KEK why can't Chelsea players wash their hands
>>152986134Thiaw sticking to Haaland is not an issue here. The problem is that when the ball left Semenyo's knee, Haaland was blocking Thiaw from getting something on the ball.
>FOOTBALL DNA
>>152986287tribes have poor hygiene
>>152986050You mean better than the Harry Kane replacement Richarlison?
>>152986004sure thing spurs y-word
paratici needs to leave spuds
>>152986294>SEETHING MUSLIM
>>152986310Not like he's doing anything for them
>>152985972So neither should've been a penalty?
>>152986118>headcanon
>>152986062Sounds like something an Arsenal fan would say.
>>152986032Both onside
>>152985928His injury record is a massive plus for the Spurs mirage midfield. Could have got him for a lot less though.
How does Gallagher fit into this
>>152986362You go to spurs, you develop an injury problem
>>152986362English tax mate
its a shame that will griggson never got a chance in the pl
>>152986384That was such a good summer x
>>152986368passes it to palhinha who loses the ball
>>152986334fucking stay there
>>152986382>Huw
>>152986108What's wrong with honest?
>>152986072>BUCK BROKEN
>>152986393then he'll act the big un after the matchwhile spencey and vdv mug off fwank
>>152986287Probably an STD outbreak among the players, they should use protection when fucking each other
>>152985988how will someone who doesn't even walk in arsenals midfield gonna save spurs season?
>>152986389Bit of Dark Fruits and bucket hads with the lads x
>>152986292Thiaw sticking to Haaland is the reason he is "blocking" him. Same for Gyokeres too.
>>152986435Haaland is a beast though, you just players on their size
>>152986414bit gay
>>152986414KEK
Why is there a star of David in the captcha
How much would a ticket cost for an fa cup game of a prem team vs lower league opposition?
>>152986461grim.
>>152986382Why hasn't Ivan Toney been brought back to the Prem yet?
>>152986463£30 away end
>>152986453why indeeddon't you worry your little head about why that isjust stick to watching the football. there's a good lad
>>152986471Toney at Villa just feels right
>>152986480ENIC OUT
>>152986463Fair cheap but hard to get because you need to be on the season ticket ballot
>>152986435Haaland isn't interfering with play because Thiaw is sticking to him. He is interfering with play because his body is shielding the ball, even if it's probably unintentional. That is fundamentally different to the Gyokeres incident, who is on the other side of the defender and not shielding the ball at all.
>"In England we have this hygiene brand, Palmolive. You rub it on your palms and it makes you live longer"
>>152986480>>152986453there's a reason we can't use their own nickname here
>>152986500sounds like more of a Michael Owen quote TBF
>>152986502It's a hurtful harmful slur and it's racist and you don't have a Y-word pass.
>>152986499>>152986435They're both interfering with the play during a goal scoring opportunity, Harland is behind the line simple as
>>152986500lol I don't even understand that manager quote. There's nothing meaningful about "man age" at all.
>>152986499You might as well say Gyokeres isn't interfering with play because he's wearing red while Haaland is wearing blue, it makes about as much sense. We're so far beyond "offside" at this point.
>>1529865006 and a half years of this
>>152986509Anyone can say it with a soft D, they even use it in songs
>>152986526Why are you both making it into a penalty discussion
>>152986500Did they forget what they learned when they clapped for the NHS
>>152986500KEKKKKK
>>152986500that's some top klenk
>>152986525what's man age got to do with it?
>>152985916Gallagher will make fans turn up at home
>>152986516Standing offside and occupying the thoughts of a defender is not "interfering with play".
>>152986500 Genuinely looks like a league one managerIck
>>152986500oh brother
>>152986566It is though because the defender has to think, therefore interfering
>>152986500idgi
>>152986347An Arsenal would fan would say all Norwegians are complete faggots and should be gassed
AAAA PGMOL GIVE ME THE CALL
>>152986461I hate this Somali.
>>152986594>An Arsenal would fan would
>>152986566makes ya fink...
>>152986595kekola
>>152986594Lol
>>152986595What le fuck
>>152986607finkin defender avin foughts
Genuinely how can you be a professional athlete and not have good hygiene
>>152986594Their captain is Norwegian.
>>152986615You've never seen the Lyncher of Luton before?
>>152986627The only Norwegian that uses this general is an arsenal fan that pretends to be a Chelsea fan
>>152986622be black
Best striker in the league tbhwy
Bryan Mgunbu is back from afcon
>>152986649>speak no trophy
>>152986651
>>152986649bro has ZERO aura
>>152986649the absolute gall of this cunt to do that celebration after sliding in the shittiest free tap in of all time
>>152986622Is there any correlation between the two things?
>>152985916slop
>>152986649Imagine if Arsenal had bought a good striker...they actually would be the complete package
>>152986376If they accepted a £25m loan option they would have accepted £25m now
>>152986663Having access to a higher lifestyle and having access to shit like nutritionists and fitness experts which should parlay into better self care and hygiene
>>1529866542nd place trophy and 3 semi final trophies would be kino
>>152986663>>152986672Not really Arteta doesn't use a striker anyway it's like saying city should use a false 9 instead of haaland or kloppool should've used a striker instead of firmino
>>152986649Grim.
>>152986690finish above spurs trophy
>>152986706A lot of teams will be getting that one (Brentford included)
>Manchester United had an era in which they called their team the "Bussy Babes"Gay!
>>152986712no one finks of brentfud as a london club
>>152986649fuck this Coventry reject
This window is so fucking boring
>>152986500>if you split the two words up you have 'palm' like the Bible and 'olive' like the reindeer
I am interested in whether Claudio Echemessi will be on Girona's bench tonight or not
>>152986758calm down jamal
ABLs flummoxed
Oh no mantroony is here to shit up and groom the thread
>>152986693>team that won everything>team that won everything>team that won a corner
>>152986461Aliou Isak
>>152986680I guess it's just a mentality thing rather than an accessibility thing. Like, if you're a dirty bastard then you'll always be a dirty bastard even if you've got all the tools you need to stay clean.
>>152986814>dave makes another early, depraved thread>it flops>proper thread gets made>Dave begins spamming in both until he gets tuckered out or rolls over to start gooning>his thread drops like a stone in the catalogueit's a tragic cycle but only he can put a stop to it
>>152986782He's a grim little nonce.
>make spastic tranny thread for his Liverpool tranny memes>demands everybody use it>refuses to fuck off there>continues posting his spastic tranny memes in here
Just finished work. Can't wait to log into /epl/ and see what shenanigans liversissy and mantroony have gotten up to today.
/epl/ is dead fucking look at the state of it you should be ashamed of yourselves
>>152986815>an accessibility thinga concern always at the forefront of your mind I imagine
this looks suspiciously similar to spamming/flooding to me
They should add a sitewide rule for boogeyman posting at this point
This thread turned homosexual very quickly. It’s not very good
>>152986947according to the data this >>152986846 really set him off
>>152986948And you wonder why nobody wants to post in your thread. Let it all out.
Is it really that easy to get on disability in the UK?
>>152986982Yes you just have to from a council estate and you auto qualify
this doesn't embarrass dave at all by the way, not even in the slightest, wrap your mind around it
>>152986958>>152986959Pretty sad, no? Not even he likes his own containment seethe thread
Comprehensive Dave Victory 2bh.
>>152986948>>152986938>>152986924>>152986905>>152986892>>152986864>>152986854>>152986848>>152986832>>152986827What causes this behaviour?
>>152987082loneliness
>>152987082Sexual abuse
>>152987082Equality la
>>152987096Isn't it just a less worse version of what you did in your thread?
>>152987082Some people are just mentally ill. Here's an example of one in the wild:https://x.com/afcmyst/status/1796322603780714676
>>152987082It's so the other thread will be used. You've never seen schizoism like the schizoism of dave.
I would rather leave the board and not post anywhere than with this freak
>>152986916I guess?
>>152987239akin to saying "boogie2988 really owned those guys"
you lot are fucking schizos>yeah this one guy i don't like he's always on hereyou're also a fucking schizo
>If you post in threads made before 500You are responsible for this shit.>If you post in threads with console war shit in the OPYou are responsible for this shit.>If you reply to console war postersYou are responsible for this shit.Don't cry about the world you made.
>>152987238don't play coy trev
crazy what these thursday threads deteriorate into when there is no champions league action to keep everyone busy
Reminder that Man Poo customers stand up to wipe their arseshttps://youtube.com/shorts/ViK27nbaYnU?si=oGNEELcXW6ZzYVXH
>>152986500is he doing ads? is this a blueco thing?
>>152985916How is Newcastle 6th suddenly?
>>152987141>>152987149>>152987172you still do this 2010s meme?
interesting
>>152987875>mantroony seething cos he also wipes his arse standing up as wellKLENK
>>152986848You'll never wank alone
What a bizarre threadMy team isn't playing until Monday, I'll come back then
>>152987635He's so proud of it as well. You know he thought it up years ago while he was still playing and was bursting to get a chance to say it.
>>152988003Three months of this shite. Fucking pathetic.
Haven’t enjoyed this thread at all but I also didn’t enjoy the last one and I don’t think I’ll enjoy the next one either
why did he even have a melty and reply to himself 100s of times?
thats 1 of the spammers, take out the other one too please
Finally Dave's gone
>liversissy running to the mods like a little bitch
