NOOOOOOO I CAN'T PAD MY STATS. Edition. >Steelers are requesting to interview Panthers DC Ejiro Evero for head coaching job>Giants are hiring John Harbaugh>Rachaad White believes Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles 'should let somebody else call defense'>Adam Thielen to retire from the NFL after 13 seasons>Fred Warner may play for the 49ers for the divisional round>Chargers have fired Greg Roman
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>>152981512>>152981512>>152981512>>152981512Recycle
Is this the thread?
>>152986826I'm staying here. It was posted 1st in the last genny
lol geengay
HURRY UP AND HIRE SOMEONE MATT RYAN
>>152986833Heebie jeebies!
>>152986737If Maye has a good game against the Texans, I don't want to hear you faggots mouthing off anymore about "getting lucky" or any bitch excuses about Stroud sucking. You get 1(one) of those and you already used it up on Justin Shitbert.
patty cuckitini
Mike Tomlin told his team, "I think it's best for the organization for me to step down." Aaron Rodgers, sobbing, said, "I'm sorry," ... while TJ Watt had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, "No. No. No," as Tomlin told the team.
>>152986847a bunch of queers
This is the thread. At least this thread had effort put into it
>>152986839Is that Fox Sports on air personality Matt Ryan you are talking about?
>>152986847this is totally real by the wayhttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6973084/2026/01/15/mike-tomlin-inside-story-steelers-resignation/jesus christ what a faggot organization
Who is the best at tackling in the nfl?
>>152986868They should film themselves stealing shit from his office life they did to leveon bell's locker
>>152986771what exactly defines "play action" anyway? is it just whenever theres a fake handoff?
>>152986890This. What’s the difference between play action and rpo
>>152986771Huddling is for FAGGOTS
>>152986900>>152986890You guys are fucking retarded. I’ll bet you zoom zooms don’t even know where the pocket is
>>152986890>>152986900Play Action is a planned pass play where the QB fakes a handoff to freeze the defense. RPO (Run-Pass Option) is a decision made during the play; the QB reads a defender to choose whether to hand off or throw.
>>152986902*tickles you in your Commanders jammies*Who's my little huddle faggot, huh? Who's a little huddle froggy boy? Coocha coochy coo.
>>152986909I found your mom's pocket but I had to dump flour on her 1st and look for the wet spot
Seahawks 21-17Patriots 27-17Bills 30-22Bears 24-20
jamarcus russell
>>152986917ok why is it called play action? shouldnt it be fake actions or fake out or something else?
>>152986890>>152986900PA is a passing play disguised as a run whereas an RPO is decided by the QB after the ball is snapped. Most RPOs will see the QB running with it if he decides to keep it in quickly dumping it off for a few yards
>>152986890>>152986900Lurk moar. 4 year minimum
>>152986936Why do they still call him the fullback when he's lined up in front of the halfback for like 40 years
>>152986909I know most things about the NFL and I've been watching it for decades now but there are still things I don't know and just never bothered looking up. Even a lot of NFL players don't know the nitty gritty of certain rules.For me, one thing I'm too lazy to look up or even ask about is lineman covering rules. I don't really understand why sometimes it's a penalty for a lineman to not be covered and why that kind of formation would even be a penalty to begin with.
>>152986943>in quickly*or quickly
you know what to do
>>152986955>Even a lot of NFL players don't know the nitty gritty of certain rules.this just simply isnt true
why do they call it football when they use their hands?
>there are anons in this very thread that don't understand the most basic concepts of nfl offensejesus christ no wonder everything said on here is retarded
>>152986955Botch if you don't know ow what play action or a run pass option is you are the kiddie pool of football knowledge. You know nothing and should lurk
>>152986964Tackling, throwing and even running involve proper control of your feet.
>>152986964Trump needs to lobby to change it to handegg. There is already a superior sport called “football” that is globally adored
>>152986963Kek. Have you never even watched an NFL game before? Aikman has 3 rings and he fucks up what the rules are all the time. When the Seahawks double punted, both teams were confused. The announcers were confused and thought it was a penalty. Even the Refs needed to get together to discuss it because it's rare that it ever happens, but it's completely legal to kick the ball a second time as long as it hasn't passed the line of scrimmage when blocked.
>>152986928>bills I hope so, but I’ve been let down by them too many times to hold my breath.
>>152986961I kneel
>>152986992So you'd rather be let down by them in another afccg?
>>152986771>mahomes is an rpo baby AND a screen baby>chiefs don't do motion much because mahomes can't read defensesLOL
>Giants struggled with 4 quarter collapses all year>sign Harbaugh
>>152986989its literally not, are you the fuckhead that keeps errantly talking about the difference between PA and RPO? You need to go to back to grade school
>>152986847>>152986868Lmao
>>152986969i never said i dont understand the game. i was mocking naming. i literally said its just a fake run play and questioned why its not called something else. with your infinite knowledge of the game of american football you should be able to tell me WHY its called play action instead of greentexting and posting frogs
>>152987006No audibles for him too
>>152986988You need to go back Joss
>>152986771play actionb owl on sunday night
>>152987019Last I checked Lameme is still in Baltimore
>>152986771>washington no huddle 60 percent of the timeThis is the most insane outlier on this chart, why is that? Are they just playing fuck it we ball?
>>152987019How spread out are those games? Did some of them happen in the 2000s? I'd argue that having a collapse every year once a year is honestly not that bad and doesn't really prove a trend
>>152986771What's the difference between screen and no huddle?
A better QB would have won the Super Bowl and made the playoffs with the Chiefs
>>152987022What's literally not? What the fuck are you even talking about? Did you reply to the wrong person?
>>152987072collegebabby scheme
This is insane. Are the Patriots about to get embarrassed this weekend?
>>152987078>but it's completely legal to kick the ball a second time as long as it hasn't passed the line of scrimmage when blocked.ITS LITERALLY NOT. KILL YOURSELF YOU IMBECILE
>>152987072Why bother calling plays when your qb is just going to spin around three times and start running?
>>152987075You can call a screen pass in a no-huddle offense
>>152987103the difference between a team with a winning record and one with not is 1 game
>>152987103I am worried about Drake, yeah. He threw a pick, lost a fumble, and fumbled 2 more times but it was recovered. CJ also fumbled 3 times and threw a pick.I feel like it could be a spaghetti bowl and the Texans have the better defense.
Oh no they're getting desperate, Rams are fuckin SHOOK.
Vrabel isnt about to be outdone by DeMeco Ryans
>>152987104Oh okay so you're just a complete fucking retard and have no clue what you're talking about. You were just raging and ranting about people not knowing the rules and you don't know them yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UjFAR9FABUWhoops. Funny thing here is that even the seasoned referee they had on there got the rule wrong. Even the refs don't know all the rules.
>>152987108Does that mean you can't call it from the huddle? Seems like a stupid rule.
>>152987072This is from last year. I wonder if this is going to be a thing next year too or of Kliff will take it with him where ever he goes
>>152987115Probably not when you look at the teams the rams and pats have played but this is all SOS retardation anyway because the rams have played more teams with winning records than maye and it's volume stats not averages which is extra retarded. The rams were behind to an 8-9 team they had already lost to.
Uh oh, Staffie!
For me, it's the reverse statue of liberty
>>152987072it was a gimmick offense. it is why kliff got let go.
>>152987089>>152987156>>152987169Then I guess the question will be was it a gimmick offense because that's just what Kliff liked, or was it because that's all Daniel's could handle?
>>152987156Quinn let go of Kliff because he felt that the speed of the offense was too fast that the defense could never get rested.
>>152987171>>152987164seething webm spammer. cant spam about the chiefs anymore so you move on to the next threat to the buncos…the ramsfucking cuck
>“How are we not favored?! Have you see the meteorology report?!”
>>152987155You can do it from both lol
>>152987193>>152987196>>152987197You are so mad lmao
>>152987185Was this before the year or did that just happen? Drake Maye is already better than TMid
>>152987193You're having a schizophrenic fantasy.
>be qb>leave garbage flyover division (worst in football) for superior west coast division (2nd best in football, best in the NFC)>God immediately rewards you with a SB Victory
>>152987138He'll be fine. He tightened up in the 3rd quarter and the Texans defense really isn't that much tougher than the Chargers. The Patriots dominated that game in general. There's not that much to worry about. It was Drake's first playoff game and he shook off the nerves by the end of it. I'm confident he'll outplay CJ Stroud.
>>152987193That's not a webm anon. Lurk moar
>>152987185>PF Chang's
>>152987202Yea this was preseason, Caleb's is probably the most comical.
They should play the game at Lucas Oil. Football was not meant to be played in extreme cold.
The NFCNIt just means less
>>152987201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sp8DRXgh8c
>>152987185Daniels and McSharty didn't hit their floor.
>>152987204I heard a cool stat about Stafford. This will be his 15th playoff game and his 15th different opponent. Which for spending his in the nfc is pretty neat, considering he has one orb appearance, he's played 14 of the 16 NFC teams in the offs. Too bad he's gonna lose because he's a domebaby and he chicago, a destinination city, is where he has to play.
>>152987148>HONEY WHERE'S MY SCUBA SUIT!!!
>>152987257kek
>>152987245In fairness, Daniels and Kyler had similar years
>>152987169>>152987181Kliff was going to go anyway because he was getting HC offers. >>152987180As a Commiefag, I'm guessing the former. Kliff has always been known for his fast pace college style offense.
>>152987148Kek Scuba
>>152987257Lmao
>>152987213Packers doing all the lifting it seems.
bears bros, they are underestimating us both again keeeeek
>>152987254That's a McVay stat not a Stafford stat, but yes it's pretty wild, he's played 13 of 15 possible NFC teams.
>Dante Moore is going back to OregonTrinidad Chambliss, you are a Jet.
>>152987282Nobody is talking about the Pats
I don't act like I do in real life like I do on 4chan at all. I actually don't like being mean to actual people because I would feel bad
>>152987290everyone saw Dante Moore play against Indiana, he ain't the guy.
>>152987290the jets need so much stuff that drafting a middling qb that high is negligent
>>152987294Then don't be mean to people here. Simple as.
>>152987282kek they really do be like that
>>152987148klenk scuba
>>152987282very truthful and powerful image
>>152987306I don't think there is a meaningful difference between Dante Moore and Trinidad Chambliss, and Chambliss will probably be able to be picked up in the 2nd round without an issue and that is with the usual QB inflation.
>>152987306Which is why it'd be the guaranteed move for the Jets.
>>152987148Isn't that just going to hamper his movement and make him less accurate with the football?
>>152987005No I’d like them ti go all the way, but like I said I’ve been let down too many times ti have high hopes.
>>152987282Fuck you. Death to the New England Patriots
>Lafloor reported to have been helping the Rams' Sean McVay all week in preparation for this week's game against the BearIs this the biggest bitch made move of all time, on McVay and Lafloor's part?
>>152987290Jets should trade for MariotaPlease. I want draft picks
>>152987344why don't Bears fans understand the idea of a friend helping another friend out?
>>152987344They’re buds. It’s weird that McVay would want his help thoever.
>>152987282Remember how we were supposed to be exposed last week? Whatever happened there? I thought SOS was infallible?
>>152987344Fafo innit?
Sean BitchMade
>>152987352I want lefleur to give all his tips on playing the bears to mcvay. Hell just let him coach the game
>>152987352>helping out a conference rival because you're assmad that your division rival embarrassed youIf you were a Packers fan would you not be incredibly embarrassed at this kind of absolute cuck behavior? Your HC is literally devoting his time and resources to try and help another team win. Could not imagine my HC being that bitch made. I'd be genuinely embarrassed if I were a Packers fan.
>>152987344kek chicongo flyovers seething
>>152987365I look at this webm and think>man I need some tips from this guy
Beck looks like that tall blue alien from Space Jam.
LaFloor is such a cuck lmao
>>152987344>look bro, here's what not to do
>le floor
>>152987374He looks like a wigger Napolean Dynamite.
kek is laflaggot going to share his secrets to 2nd half collapse to mcgay?
>>152987369Why would we be seething? It's perfect bulletin board material and the bears are going to knock people out over it
>>152987374He also looks like one of those blue chud aliens from that avatar movie.
>>152987378>don't go out for the handshake if they beat you. Big mistake. I'm getting memed hard
what could this mean? is there something going on here?
>>152987400It's funny because there's like a 1:1 chance he's seen this if lafleur uses twitter
>>152987410He experienced it
>>152987282So I have no skin in the game pats anon, outside looking in this is gonna be the biggest hurdle for you guys in the offs like I think down 21-3 at the half to the fudgepackersnwill be the bears biggest hurdle. I think the Texans are the best defense in the offs, but the Patriots have a good defense, a better coach and a much better offense. I think playing at home is going to be a big intangible and stroud looked anything but comfortable in the Pittsburgh elements. We've been spamming our forecast, what's the Boston area looking like for saturday?
>>152987229>Pov of Josh Allen on Sunday
If the Gary Bearies lose this weekend in the cold, the McCaskeys are 100% building a dome.
>>152987436
>two cold weather games against dome babies
>>152987148Brady used to do this
>>152986771Any offense that uses Screens more than 3% should be abolished.
>>152987482Brady gave him the idea
>>152987460Based, dome babies get what they deserve.
>>1529874561. It's definitely going to be a dome. 2. It was pretty much confirmed yesterday that they're building in Illinois. The governor folded on their bluff.
>>152987487Man, you would’ve hated the Brees era Saints lmao
>Carson Beck gets drafted second overall by the Jets>he walks on stage during the draft with a pregnant Abella Danger to hug Goodell and hold up his Jets jerseyImagine the memes.
>>152987509Wish it was easy to find the data back from say 2011, because even those Saints teams that used screens the most felt like they used screens way less than every other modern team. It's a fucking epidemic.
>>152987518He’s not dating abella danger, stop spreading misinformation
joshie bros, our response?
>>152987530You don't have to be dating someone to knock them up. Besides they'll probably be married by then for the kid
>>152987550Bo's natural charm is irresistible.
>>152987550Cash me outside
Anyone posting anything negative about the bears should be banned
>>152987593trvke
>>152987593Anyone who's team is a domebabby team should be banned
>>152987593you are so mad, NFCW dick rider
>>152987612...except for the Saints
>>152987611cringe
Commiebros, imagine if we get Flores
>>152987649Why would he accept a lateral move?
>>152987344In 2013 Sean Peyton spent all week helping Jim Harbaugh prepare for the Championship game against the Seahawks because was seething so hard. It didn't end up mattering because Richard Sherman cucked Kaep out of back to back owl appearances.
>>152987649sorry bro, you're getting Gannon
>>152987659He interviewed for it, so you tell me>>152987663I wouldn't mind. Didn't Gannon get 70 sacks in a season on his way to a SB appearance? And sure, he lost, but only because Squirts had a foomble-6
stafford is busy lubing up his bussy for godleb the bvll
>>152987103patriots are secretly carried by their run game and all maye has to do is not throw picks
Send Jordan love to Zona for picks
>>152987629Kek you cringed
>>152987688Black coaches get paid (under the table) to interview for jobs that they don't really want and are not under serious consideration for.
>$55 million/yr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152987659His contract is up with Minnesota. I think people who think he's this hot head coaching candidate are jumping the gun. He's not very well liked.
bussy
>>152987709Vikings won't re-sign him? I also doubt he get a HC job
>>152986934>blackest qb
>>152987019He didn't bring the cause with him
>>152987727the goat
>>152987659If he doesn't get a HC job, then he will go to whoever pays him more
>>152987649>>152987709>>152987716He's a good candidate for the Ravens
>>152987716>Vikings won't re-sign him?They might, but they didn't hammer anything out in the 10 day window and now Flores is shopping around
>>152987727Not even the GOAT Orton
>>152987727My boy
>>152987708Worth every penny
>>152987754>Loving oiled up, tawny muscle menI'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're gay.
>goes to the Super Bowl>losesNFC Worst
>Harbitch went to New York Oh boy can't wait to watch his teams collapse like the Twin Towers
>>152987764Hot damn where did that whyt boi come from?
>>152987768
>>152987660It's such a losers move. Why go ask for help from the team that just got bounced? I'm happy that mcvay thinks there something to mine from lafleur and it's funny that he said at his postgame conference that his first priority is improving his team.
>>152987770I know people who died in that shit!
>>152987727The Broncos were good for like 4 weeks under Josh McDaniels then they turned into a dumpster fire. Idk what it is but he is incapable of leading a team.
I was looking through the playoff brackets the past 20 or so years and noticed an NFC West made it to a super bowl 9 times.Surely they won at least half of those right? Like 4 or 5 SBs? At least 3 right?
>>152987776Isn't that the quarterback from a superior Midwest team on a flyover donation franchise who now has no fans?
Broncos NinersTexans BearsBroncosBearsBroncos
>>152987776>already coping about past rings
>>152987794Bro you're not supposed to leak the script.
>>152987791Kek callifaggots were displaying their orb banner from a st Louis team yesterday
>>152987777>“What would you guess? No, you know what — we watch the tape, we do our work, and Matt is a very close friend of mine.”People really getting twisted over this quote?
>>152987766the crossover of this general with gay ass wrestling shit is disturbing
>>152987796>Now let me tell you about the 85 Bears
>>152987805Lakers tier>17 championships >I don't care how many were from Mikan in Minneapolis
>>152987794>Broncos Niners>Texans BearsThis would be hilarious
>>152987794Broncos>BillsPatriots>TexansSeahawks>49ersBears>RamsBroncos<PatriotsSeahawks<BearsPatriots KINO Bears
>>152987816To be fair, both are extremely fake and gay.
>claims championships from other cities
>>152987830>be a west coastie>suck at sports>have to be donated a superior flyover franchise to be relevantNice self own
Chicago niggas put a whole pickle on their hot dog cause they never had a salad in their life
>>152987849>goes to the Super Bowl>loses
>>152987876>Pickle AND relish
Tick tock
>>152987878
>>152987884I didn't catch your picks. I know you'd prefer the Broncos to win but did you pick them to win over the Bills or not that confident in Bo to beat Allen?
Tick tock "texan" fans lol
>>152987901But the Pats play in Foxboro, not bahstahn.
>>152987901good thing Stroud is elite
>>152987876>taking the "pie" part of pizza pie literally
>>152987901Blizzard bowl followed by the freezer bowl is gonna be based, kino and comfy
>>152987901Are domebabbies about to get exposed this weekend?
>>152987915Does niggas breathing on you count as encroachment?
>>152987876>>152987882Chicago style dogs are nice to get while you take a stroll through the park.Chicago style pizza is an abomination.
>>152987913https://youtu.be/jCgYMFtxUUwA classic
>>152987919I have no idea
>>152987825Not a bears fan lol>6 rings
>>152987922>Not an Italian beef chadNGMI
>>152987901wouldn't this benefit the texans defense
>>152987901kek schedule boy going to put up a bagel
>>152987924Oy vey. If only it was a motzaball with some vinegar fish oy gevault
>>152987934No, I like lasagna, I just don’t call it pizza.
>>152987913I've never had one of these but they look nauseating. I can see enjoying it for maybe a few bites but not a whole slice. How do you eat that much cheese and not get sick?
>>152987938>>152987939Guys, knock it off.
>Mike Tomlin told his team, “I think it’s best for the organization for me to step down.” Aaron Rodgers, sobbing, said, “I’m sorry,” … while TJ Watt had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “No. No. No,” as Tomlin told the team.NONONO :(
>>152987937It wouldn't because they don't practice in it. Practicing in the environment you actually play in is very important for muscle memory
>>152987953Bets that thr next steelers coach lasts less than 5 seasons
>>152987953OK now THAT is some KWABOTY material.
>>152987897Broncos Texans 49ersRamsBroncos vs Bills is probably the game I'm least confident in just because Josh Allen is Josh Allen. I think the beating they took against the Jags is what swung me. Losing two WRs to IR and seeing a bunch of other players like Allen hit repeatedly+banging his hand on a teammates helmet while throwing and Dalton Kincaid in a walking boot post game will be hard to overcome. I'm gonna chuck some money on a parlay for all 4 I reckon but only $50
>>152987969BANGMYHANDUP
>>152987953https://sportsnaut.com/nfl/aaron-rodgers-cried-apologized-mike-tomlin-pittsburgh-steelers-goodbye>it's real LMAOOOOOAIIIIIII
>>152987969I think>BroncosBecause everything is set for Allen to make an owl so he won't>PatsI think the Texans A+ defense will be a big test for maye and the pats b+ offense but the weather and the d+ texans offense and the b+ pats Defense will make tbe difference>SeahawksThey are a better team, but I've gotta see darnold prove it. My shakiest pick>BearsDome team in 5 degree weather that blows leads in the 4th against the coldweather team that wins games in the 4th.
>>152987953no wonder the steelers lost they were a bunch of mark ass bitches
Caleb is gonna turn the ball over atleast 3 times this Sunday
>>152987969>picking all the dome teams remainingYou will never learn kek
>>152988011It's fine because the Rams will miss 2 field goals and will have 2 turnovers of their own
Hello
>>152988019Is it me you're looking for?
>>152988011You should bet all $120 in savings you have on that.
>>152988013>All the dome teamsThere's only one dome team left
>>152988027Texans are a dome team and so are the rams
>>152987953
>>152987912>fumbles 5 times>"elite"
>>152987991I like the Seahawks but the 49ers have something special to them. Darnold I don't trust but it's more than that the 49ers have a feeling of one of those miracle run teams. They've had to overcome so much in terms it's almost empowering them at this point. The weather in Chicago could play a big factor but my guy says the Rams are gonna annihilate the Bears. Puka Nacua is firmly the best WR in the NFL right now
I suspect that everyone here is underage
>>152988032TECHNICALLY SoFi is an open air stadium with shading. They actually get marine layer fog in there and have lightning delays.
>dome coping ITT
>>152988032>Rams are a dome teamBut they aren't
o dey seethino dey maldinThey are so fucking shit terrified of how hard the Giants are going to kick their asses and pay the entire league back for years of kicking us while we were down. The boot is on my foot now you motherfuckers.
Where my coast/flyover chads at?
>>152987953Press F to pay respects.....Theme song for this moment....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WBeAj8A9_s
>>152988046
>>152988068Is that Northern California?
>>152988048You wish, pedo.
>>152988032Forgive him anon. He's only 13>>152988046I 100% think the rams win this game indoors and agree with the puka take. But a game outdoors is 5 degree weather with 15mph isn't going to be a passing clinic and the rams are going to have issues hanging onto the ball. But I'm also a bears fan and bias.
>>152988072Would be closer if CMC didn't fuck up
>>152988046I'm a Niners fan but the defense is bad. people vastly overstate the advantage cold weather teams, unless they;re playing the Dolphins who for some reason are as soft as tissue year after year. I don't think the Rams are like this.
>>152987282It's true, gotta cut the burrfags some slack. Just imagine the inferiority complex from having your colon kicked in by the cheesefuckers for decades. They needed this win even if it was only due to the puckers kicker choking. Let them have their week, it'll be over very soon.
>>152988086Seahawks fucked up too and left like 13 points on the board
>>152988073Big Sur coast. Technically the central California
>2 potential snow games for the divisional round
Drake Gaye is going to get his bussy gaped by the Texans d line.
I pray to Vishnu the Broncos beat the Bills!
>>152988076The Rams aren't a slouch in the run game, and they got their starting RG back for whatever that's worth.
>>152988032The Texans defence looked fine on the road in Pittsburgh why would I assume they'll shit the bed in Foxborough? I think the biggest concern for the Texans is how the WRs will play outside of Christian Kirk and if their Center Jake Andrews can stop fucking up the snap. CJ Stroud didn't play his best but Andrews whiffed on at least 3 snaps. It's been a while since I've seen a Center play that poorly and the team still wins
>>152988065>Fart and Skatterbrain get knocked out for the season in week 5Lmao gnats
>>152988086Sam Darnold turned into a pumpkin and the 49ers still lost
>>152988101You should assume it because it's not going to be as cold and it wasn't a heavy snow game
>>152988095haven't had a kino snow game this season. last year was the one>BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!
>>152988100I can see the bears losing the game. I just don't think they will and they end up winning by a few scores. I think ball security will affect Stafford. Their running backs went to ND and Michigan so they should be used to the weather, but Stafford likes to fumble and throw picks in bunches. But like I said I'm a bears Homer so I wouldn't bet money on my take
>>152988115I just remember whoever was in the booth calling this game was getting pissed off at these guys
>>152988046You're a faggot for not rooting for Mike Mac
Do Patsfags and Bearsfags really think the cold is some magic malus that teams don't know how to deal with?
>>152987934For me its Mr. Beef
>>152986762A week ago
>>152988101NTA but the pats offense will be able to score some points, I don't think the Texans will be able to keep up and the pats d won't shit the bed like the steelers did. But the Texans winning wouldn't shock me.
Niners beat the Seahawks, Rams and Bills to win the Superbowl.
>>152988129Pats won their first Super Bowl because of the tuck rule in the snow
>>152988138How much did the Giants owner pay Trump for that?
>>152987229i was not aware of this magic till week 16. truly kino.
>>152988148Is Mara even friends with Trump? I know the jets owner woody Johnson is
>>152988129It's definitely and advantage over dome teams, especially ones below the Mason dixon line. And a cold game isn't the same as a Blizzard game, nor is it the same as a freezer bowl. 5 degree weather in high winds is much different from 30 degree weather win cloud cover and no wind.
>>152988130For me it’s picrel
>>152988148Giants owner hates Trump
>>152988137Why did they put game status for only some of the players?
>>152988156friendships after high school are all transactional.
>>152988137That's not even that bad of an injury report for week 20. What's their IR look like?
>>152988167ugly
it was a fumble
>>152988172Ah, bills are gonna have to go up early and catch the broncos in a bye week hangover
>>152987953>TJ watt did an irl 4chan shitpost
>>152988127I'm happy for his success but why would I root for him or the Seahawks? Because he coached in Baltimore for a while? Their defence is kino I love watching em ball out but that's like rooting for your ex to get married and live happily ever after. Seems like a highly cucked mindset lmfao>>152988139The Chargers just shut down the Patriots why do you think the Texans can't?
>>152988076The rams were 1 missed throw away from beating the eagles in a massive blizzard in the divisional last yearPunished puka and seal team stafford will get it done
>>152988091I recognized highway 1, beautiful place to go for a cruise.
>>152988182Bills will go up early and then the broncos will do their thing
>>152988053>it's actually not a dome teamIf you don't take off your blind fold lol
my rammies are gonna get frostbite :(
>>152988129As a Patriots fan, I don't really care too much about the weather. I think it could work in our favor a bit but I moreso just feel confident that Maye shook his playoff jitters in the 2nd half of the Chargers game and I think he'll be more comfortable facing the Texans after that now that he's faced a better defense and acclimated to it and stayed calm and won his first playoff game.It will still be a good game and it's not a freebie but I think people are honestly at this point overhyping the Texans defense a little. They are good, but in all honesty? I think all of the AFC final 4 have similar quality defenses at this point, so it's going to come down to QBs. And to me, Josh Allen and Drake Maye are clearly the two best QBs in the AFC. The only way Allen loses to the Broncos is if he gets the yips like he does sometimes.This general, in general, has just consistently underrated the Patriots and wants them to lose and it feels like they're hate picking them to lose rather than logically deducing that they'll lose. I don't think this week is any different. I think CJ Stroud is going to lose the Texans the game and the Patriots' dynamic offense will be enough to get past the Texans. 23-17.
>>152988141Is that you Chris Berman?
>>152988032SoFi isn't a dome retard
>>152988188>why do I think the Texans can'tI think the Texans can hold the pats to under 16 points. I don't think the Texans can score 10 points.
>>152988189>The rams were 1 missed throw away from beating the eagles in a massive blizzard in the divisional last year>which I cannot attribute to the cold weather hehehStafford looked like dogshit in that game and got outplayed by Jalen Hurts. You're a joke dude and if you actually lived/played in snow/cold weather you'd know what people mean when practicing in severe weather is a massive advantage over a team that doesn't
>>152986762My Bears :)
>>152988201if they could only score 16 on the chargers they aren't scoring 23 on the texans.
>>152988161This guy thinks all top business/celeb/politician types are not in it together.
>>152988207it most certainly has a clear plastic roof in the curved shape of a dome but im sure you will attempt to split hairs
I need a job
>>152988207>Sofi isn't a dome because the rams will open the dome when the weather is nice hmmmm
WTF Mina is actually a media member who's part of ESPN? I thought she was just some random influencer lmao
>those stats over the entire season which show my team is bad? They don't count>Hahaha look at these cherrypicked stats, Stafford and the rams are actually bad!
>>152988228Buffalo has been getting filled with jeets this past 2 years, mostly from Canada.
>>152988218LmaoStafford threw for 300+ yards and 2 tds that game. The rams lost because saquon barkley ran all over them
>>152988189Blizzard is still warmer than a freezer bowl. Cloud cover and snow insulate. A California team in 5 degree weather with 15 mph winds is going to be a bitch. Like I said upthread I think the rams win the game indoors. The bears hope is that since they practice outside and are use to the elements they'll have an advantage in a freezer bowl.
>>152988240mina is high in demand
>>152988210It never really works out that way logically though. I bet the Patriots do score over 20 points. Sometimes people just have worse nights. Now, I genuinely doubt the Texans D is going to put up 23 in the 4th quarter, but I guess you never know.Truth is none of us know shit and it's just fun to speculate. For all we know, the absolute shittiest of fucking refball will occur on Sunday and give the Texans offense like 300 yards of offense and just win the game for them.
>>152988218>Got outplayed by Jalen HurtsStafford had 324 total yards, 2 TDs, 1 fumble lostJalen had 198 total yards, 1 TD, 1 fumble recovered and a safety
God Emperor Bo Nix
>>152988218Not that Kiwi but I never once said it wasn't a disadvantage you spastic. A team can have a disadvantage playing in environments they're not used to (snow, outdoor, windy etc) and still overcome it to win. Bucs over Packers in the NFCCG in 2020 had this exact cope from Packers fans saying they had a huge advantage because the Bucs weren't used to playing in the cold. You need to learn history lil bro. I'm picking the teams that I think are better not the teams who have some perceived cold weather advantage
>>152988240I’d respect her more if that’s all she was.
>>152988103Hello eaglecowboycommanderfrend
>bearsfags think getting half their wine as 4th quarter come from behind meme wins against bad teams is actually a sign the team is good
As a southerner, I absolutely hate the cold. I've experienced snow and negative temps and I don't ever want to deal with that shit ever again.
>>152988240her father is from seattle so she is a seahawks and mariners fan and she is a color commentator for the rams during preseason games so i dont know where that chargers jersey shit is coming from
>>152988201>I think all of the AFC final 4 have similar quality defenses at this pointYou're insane. The Texans and Broncos are the only ones with an outright good defense, and even then the Texans defense has a leg up on the Broncos. The Pats and Bills have BAD defenses
>>152988247He threw for 324 on 44 attempts with a 59% completion percentage most of the passes being close to the line of scrimmage lol and they only scored 22 points
>>152988275>califaggots are afraid of the snow>think a coldweather game will have no affect on their teamLol
>>152988229The Dolphins and Falcons kept the Bills to 13 and 14 points respectively and they scored 19 on the Texans. The Dolphins are the 22nd defense in the league and the Falcons are the 15th while the Texans are #1. The NFL doesn't work strictly based on defensive rankings. I'm not even going to be lightly shocked if the Patriots score 20-30 points against the Texans.
>>152988280The Broncos defense is overrated, Tlaw beat them soundly. I think it's Josh's year desu.
>runs crying to his coaching mentor because Ben Johnson hurt his feelings
>>152988292The two things you posted are contradictory
>>152988280>The Texans and Broncos are the only ones with an outright good defenseBy what metric or logic?>The Pats and Bills have BAD defensesNo, they don't.
>>152988299>The Bills offense is overrated, Fangio beat them soundly. I think it's Bo's year desu.
Matt LaFloor crying to Sean Mcvay about Ben Johnson's Bears is honestly the most embarrassing thing anyone has done in the /nfl/ since the butt fumble
>>152987115This would be SO TRUE if the entire league was either 8-9 or 9-8.
>>152988307LMAOI told my Bearfag co-worker about this and he is ripping the Lambs faggots asses in the officeHAHAHAHAHAH FUDGEPACKERS ARE PATHETIC!
>flyover teams are all building domes and removing the ONE advantage they have over coastal chads
>>152988335Classic gay bears
>>152988299Who is Josh Allen throwing to again? Khalil Shakir and who? Dalton Kincaid is still limited practice he might not even play. They don't have Shavers or Davis. Brandin Cooks is gonna turn back the clock? Unless the Bills O line absolutely bullies the Broncos D line I don't see the game going their way
Alhamdulilah, God give me everything.
>>152988228Isn’t Buffalo a rustbelt city full of drunks and blacks?
>>152988347The Bills have been a run heavy offense this year. It just depends on how well the Broncos D can contain that.
>>152988347Josh Allen
>>152988347>Who is Josh Allen throwing to again?Riley Moss lol
>>152988343LMAOIm not even a Bearsfag but it is hilarious that you guys have owned that division for practically your whole existence and the one time you guys get a taste of your own medicine you guys have a complete fucking meltdown!
Domebabbies aren't real NFL competitors
>>152988347Bills offense is just a bunch of runs up the middle and screen passes with occasional passes to TEs
>>152988331there are 2 teams 9-8 and 5 teams 8-9beating the 9-8 vikings is essentially the same thing as beating the 8-9 falcons. the buccaneers were 8-9 and they beat the texans, seahawks and 49ers. its a retarded stat
>>152986847>Watt is somehow gayer than RodgersThe more you know
Do Giants really think Dart is good? He only won like 2 games
>>152988383We're the 4th in run D and I imagine VJ will prioritize stuffing the run considering the injuries the bills have at WR
>>152988231Cry more tranny.
>>152988389>He's in denialClassic gay bears
>>152988387kek. based.
I already foresee the amount of Bo Pix spam in gamethreads this weekend when he throws 6 ints.
>>152988410cope seethe and dilate trannypacker
>>152988258That fumble lost turned into points. Jalen didn't turn over the ball even once and that is why Jalen outplayed stafford
>>152988347Nix is poop though
>>152988418>Jalen outplayed Stafford because his teammate fell on his fumbleSure, why not
>>152988317>By what metric or logic?Eyes. Have you watched a single Texans game? their defense eats offenses alive. The defense is schematically good and the roster is full of guys who make huge plays without drawing flagsYou're so fucking stupid if you think the Texans defense is anywhere close to the Pats or Bills
>>152988428Still didn't happen, kek.
>>152988404Funniest part about all of this is that, if the Broncos can run. It's over. Bills Run D has been atrocious. Smartest move would just beat them at ToP and run your way to a AFCC.
>>152988404>We're the 4th in run DJust like last year then
>>152988416>Trannies on his mindClassic gay bears
>b-but it was an ALMOST PICK Says no one ever. Ram fans are in shambles today
>>152988397You said that the difference between a winning team and a losing team is one game. The Raiders are not one game away from being a winning team. Sorry friend, you are retarded.
>>152988439Pretty sure that's exactly what we're gonna do. God I wish we had Dobbins for this one
>>152988268Brady had a ton of experience from NE, Stafford barely has any
>>152988452i think you are the one who might be touched in the head. im saying the difference between 7 to 10 teams in the league is not that great so using a stat to claim you perform better or worse against a team with a losing record is meaningless. you are the only one talking about the raiders
>>152988453I don't think you need a amazing RB, just a solid one. I don't know your depth, but just don't lose the turnover game. Stop their run and it should be a win.
>>152988451>Says no one everBrou literally just brought up Jaquiski Tartt for almost picking off Stafford half a decade ago.
>>152988451>Ram fansI'm not convinced they actually exist. (AI spamming pajeets don't count)
>Stafford barely has anyC'mon man at least make an effort with the bait
>>152988464>BrouLiterally who and why should I care?
>>152988464Some Lions fan itt brought it up yesterday when we were talking about Goff
>>152988280Defense is great but all it takes is one explosive play to get down the field and score on the Texans. For example that dropped deep pass to the steelers receiver I can't remember his name. If Texans can't run the ball and control the field, the defense will get tired eventually. Cj stroud needs to play well to beat most these teams.
>>152988463>don't think you need a amazing RB, just a solid oneYeah we don't have that. Harvey finds the end zone but he doesnt follow his blocking all that well and is under 4 ypc. McLaughlin has been used more as a change of pace back and he's over 5 ypc, but Payton doesn't use him all that much. So we'll see
>>152988458
>>152988475He occasionally played against the bears and packers when it was actually cold but other than that, he has very little experience and none of the teams in his division are cold weather teams so Stafford and the Rams can't actually get experience in it
>>152988476Show some respect. His nephew is retarded.
>>152988483The Patriots aren’t going to win the game. Go be a nigger somewhere else Daquan.
>>152988240mina is an A-list celebrity
>>152988494It gets cold in Seattle. And sleepless.
>>152988476>He doesn't know Brou
>>152988476>he isn't First Things FirstpilledKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a faggot
>Cowherd thinks the Giants get 11 wins next season We are so back.
>>152988476hes the smartest in the room.
>>152988504The average temperature for the Seattle in winter is in the high 40s. They are not a cold weather team
>>152988523>Cowherd thinks
>>152988497I've been a Texans fan for 20+ years. I've seen great defenses come and go. I've seen great running backs and wide relievers. But I've yet to see a Texans quarterback that I feel confident can lead them to a superbowl. Maybe Matt Schaub before he got hurt in 2011.
>>152988430>Eyes.Oh okay, so straight out of your asshole, then. The Texans defense is great but they're not unique or special. The remaining teams all have comparably good defenses. The only notable hole in any of the remaining teams defensively is the Bills' run D.Here, I'll even simplify this because I want to see just how delusional you are about this topic. If the Houston Texans have a 10/10 on the defense scale, where do you rate the rest of the remaining AFC teams?
>>152988523I have them at 10 wins and my eye test is much better than Cowherd's
>>152988523>CowturdWhat a faggot.
>>152988530It’s a really weird place to use averages, because of the air currents they get and the ocean being a heat sink. They have random days that are nice. They also get temps in the 20s and teens.
>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPP
>>152988535>I've been a Texans fan for 20+ yearsNo you haven’t. You’re the same faggot who keeps crying to put Davis Mills in. If you were a fan for 2+ years you would know he’s ass.
>>152988483Clock control is a meme. Good defenses keep themselves off the field
>>152988551I figured Skeeep wouldn't rate Sam Darnold since not showing up in big games is something he fucking hates
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>152988565He looks 5'7
>>152988551He put Fruitcake way too high.
There are people here claiming to be 4channers who will be rooting for a quarterback that doesn’t like dogs.
>>152988573He's 5'8"
>>152988575Vick is literally 4chans QB dumbass
>>152988565>Bryant blows coverageImagine my shark.
>>152988572ninerbroswe are so back
>>152988575not liking dogs is unamerican and should be grounds for deportation
>>152988553I've never posted to put in Davis mills. Go back to redit where you can look up usernames, it would help with your delusion. I can list every single garbage quarterback since this team's inception. Mills is just another TJ Yates or Tom savage. A career backup.
I'd be talking shit about the Broncos but I didn't think the Bills would make the playoffs let alone win a playoff game.
>>152988572And theres the excuse
>>152988575>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DOGGERINO
>>152988572Remember when this nigga was out for like two months with "mono"
>>152988572can't be called a choker if you don't play. sam is a wise man.
>>152988572who the fuck is the seahawks backup QB?
>>152988572>le convenient injury excuse Darnold knows he's gonna poopy kek
>>152988557Other way around, the longer you keep your offense on the field, the more rested the defense is and the better the results. This is football 101.
>>152988586Can't wait to laugh at you for picking the texans and rams and actually betting on it
>>152988537Who do you have them losing to? I see 49ers, Rams, Seahawks, Jags, Cowboys and Eagles when they're away.
>>152988583Vick loved dogs, he gave them a chance at glory in the arena>>152988593Yeschad.jpg
>>152988581He's lying about his height
>>152988572Bills 49ers handicap owl.
>>152988602Future Steelers starting QB Drew Lock.
>>152988572How do you get hurt doing nothing
>>152988602Drew lock
PACKERSFAGS ARE SO BUTTHURT THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP THE LAMBS BEAT THE BEARS!AAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>152988607You @ the wrong Kiwi again fuckwit
>if i shill for dogs ill score white people points o algo
>>152988631
>>152988572no fucking way SF is catching this break
>leadheads STILL shitting up the gennyall brain damaged flyovers need to kill themselves
>>152988572HOW DO YOU GET INJURED ON A BYE WEEK?
>>152988636I don’t need to “score points” because I’m already white. Some of you guys are so fucking weird with this shit. I see people say “whiter than,” like wtf are you all mixed jajaja
>>152988646Players get injured all the time during practice, usually minor.
>>152988523Cowherd is a retarded niggerlover albeit
>>152988643
>>152988641What a bunch of frauds lol
>>152988612I'd say 4-2 in the division and then losses to the seahawks, rams, jags, and saints. 9ers will probably just be injured again next year
>>152988646It isn’t a bye week since Sunday retard
>live by massive body of fresh water>use lead to deliver said water to your homekek flyovers
>>152988643>shitcago lead heads Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek no wonder they all have shit for brains
>>152988665Delulu
bearsbros...
>>152988612>14 wins
>>152988643flyovers confirmed for low IQ
>>152988572Drew Lock is decent, they can still win
It's been almost 5 years of people questioning what's up with the 49ers and their injuries. Should Goodell launch an investigation here?
>>152988673it's all of the NFCN actually kekchicago is just the worst because it's lead brain damage + the most minorities
>>152988590Sure you can faggot. Keep yelling DAVIS MILLS into the abyss.
>>152988572LMAO!9er v Bear NFC Championship game incoming.
>even with lead based brain damage flyovers still mog coasties in IQgrim grim grim
You WILL drink the poopy lead waterYou WILL swim in the poopy lead waterYou WILL defend the poopy gay lake
>>152988665They did just beat the Owl champs with 50% of their roster in triage.
Current Vegas Odds for Divisional WeekendSeahawks(-7.0) vs 49ersBroncos(-1.5) vs BillsPatriots(-3.0) vs TexansBears vs Rams(-3.5)
>>152988643>>152988636>>152988680>>152988690Hey chikaner, how come you never post when ecker goes down? Scared to show your brown flag?
>>152988602Me
what team does he root for?
>>152988680>>152988685>califaggots at #48Ahahahahaha
>>152988147Akchually, they won because there was no tuck rule at the time.
>>152988703Only 2 of those are correct and those are the Patriots and Seahawks.
>>152988707>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP ENJOYING YOUR DINNERWhy are foodies like this?
>>152988707Oh god I do NOT want to see the crusty weeb that wrote this.
>>152988707Cleveland Niggers
>>152988707We know kwapackturds get emotional very easily
recycle>>152984167in a few>>152984167
>>152988707He's a r****t mod for a board that hates all sports.
>>1529886122-4 in division, they always steal a couple therethey can beat the browns, cardinals, titans and saints at home- emphasis on CAN, I see 2-2 most likely there, possibly 3-1will lose to niners, jags, lions, toxins, clots, rams and seahawks4-13 or 5-12 is realistic
>>152988705take meds schizo
>>152986936well it is a play fake but there's more than one kind of those.
>>152988572Ouch. I had some weird ab-oblique adhesion recently and that wasn't fun.
>>152988623>>152988602I got thedubs so drew lock is winning the owl and starting in pittsburgh next year.
>>152988766holy FUARK
Might have a melty in the next thread
>>152988758>>152988758>>152988758NEW
>>152984167>>152984167>>152984167
>>152988773faggot
>>152988767>>152988773>>152988777
>>152988767>>152988773
Patty Mahomes is a cuck faggot and the only reason why anyone would say otherwise is because they are coping and are cucks themselves
>going to be 45 degrees in Denver on Saturday t-shirt and shorts weather
>>152988773this is the thread and the other is the kiwi who spammed gore and tranny porn to try to get us to move to it
>>152988766Double checked.
