>1 wmma fight next weekDisgusting. Do better.
NO FOLLOW
huum
shit thread
>>152986796No.
*enters the thread*
>>152986823Are you calling me a liar?
>>152986893nigga its thursday go to work
The issue is that I normally would never give a shit about any of this but you're being such a faggot that I reflexively take the side of the finn. I'm not supposed to care but you're just insufferable b like shut the fuck up we geeet it you don't like him make a youtube channel already
https://www.thefight-site.com/home/mma-metagame-defense-amp-initiativethoughts?
ClozaGOD got 'em squealin'
Say what you want about Clozzy but he can eat two large meatlovers pizzas completely alone and he looks just like Luke Rockhold.
1 pizza is pretty small if you think about it.
Hope you guys enjoy wasting your lives in this shithole you've made of this place. My revenge? A life well lived.
>>152986865>Christmas + New Year's?>jan 3uhh I'm no mathematician but that's 3 days after new years b... new years eve is the celebration then the holidays are over. no one gives a shit about new years day.
Wow, I've now changed my mind after you made more posts about poop and interracial sex.
>>152987036Me unironically.
wonky start
I’m a really really good fighter. AMA
>>152986940>when you find out you are 1/64 Cherokee
>first use of clozapig was feb 2024Wow it really has been two full years of this doo seething at some anon on the other side of the planet.
>>152987163Heem has gone to shit the last 2 years. I used to post here often. We used to have good moments like the Meegan poster being exposed or that dude who had a fake image of him with Stamp but now its just mentally ill paraplegics arguing and trying to dox eachother
>>152987163Those are rookie numbers.
Nice to see Nina is putting Dana's ceiling mounted sybian to good use!
>>152987177>trying to dox eachotherBut finding the loopycel's twitter, seeing all his big head 'shops there, seeing him @ing wmma fighters and the finale of discovering he was unironically an obese black man posting his current weight loss attempts was good memee thoughbeit.
boilin
>>152987231Nah FUCK THAT. Loopmeister had high level threads. More than I can say for this OP >>152986773
>>152987242there's the old format
>>152987231Holy kek I missed that. Got an archive link or thread number?
kek
alright I'm back what have I missed
don't followhate wonksheem wmmasimple as
>>152987310sorry man I don't think you're real the finn told me he was deliberating on some minge and if you're here then the minge is unaccounted for which just can't be
>>152987320words to live by
>>152987332I sent her to get us some weed I'm lying on the couch in my boxers and socks
ooooh hes hurt
>>152987347
what happened to mexico he's pretty much disappeared since cejudo made a fewl of himself
>>152987288Search the ‘chive for @mootses . he deleted most of those pics but they’re still screenshotted in the ‘chive. If you look in the 2022/23 threads where mootses is posted a lot they should be there
>>152987375
Henry Cejudo rode off into the sunset thoughbeit
>>152987395Based thank you
>>152987375The security guard's beard looks like a bib for fat people. Looks like a doofus
If Henry had stayed retired the first time, he would currently be considered above Merab in bantamweight GOAT conversations.
>it's still spamming deranged drivel
>>152987407based post by me btw
Henry Cejudo got beaten by Frank Ocean's bacha bazi and begged Dana for 50K
>>152987422excellent post bruder hh
>>152987418that's slightly exaggerating perhaps, merab would be considered it if he didn't stupidly fight yan
>>152987433to the end, my friend
>>152987457Look at what his last 4 were. Merab's last 4 were O'Malleyx2, Umar and Corey.
>>152987471a veritable murderers row I consneed
stay down like the truestthug life until i check out this bitch, i thought you knew this
>>152987504posts like these are gayer than the d*ddy spam
call janny when you see big cloz
>>152987510
How is it that the most outspoken "racists" on /heem/ always love blacks and black culture?
>>152987524it's like going to the zoo something a wonk like you is incapable of understanding due to your algerian intellect
>>152987513
Ooof just read up on the Loopcel crashout.Also found this gem in the archive.
>>152987541this is very out of date already
lets see, it seems to be a mysterybut all i know i never let the janny get to me
Fuck you niggers, straight up. You ruined my home.
>>152987548Make an updated one b
>>152987562
>>152987607You have sex with men.
she's taking too long
I was too busy kissing 19 year old women to post at midnight on New Year's.
>>152987607it really bugs you huh?
>>152987590fuck me that is sad
okay she's back now
Thank you, Ari! Thank you, Dana! Thank you, TKO, UFC! I love Dana White! I love Ari Emmanuel!
>>152987642hes a follower, lmao
you pillowfisted heemsters have nothing on us heavy hands scrappers
ufc is shit
>>152987541This doesnt take into account wmma fighters with darker butholes than their overall skin color. Like brown butthole wyt wmma or black butthole light skinned sistas..
>>152987375his unbreaking stare at jiris asshole, truly a mans man.
>>152987683is that former dead man Josh Samman?
Imagine following them, I cannot
>>152987907we cannot
>>152987907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kFgzMGN0I
Has anybody here ever followed them? I never have, thank god, but I believe somebody here likely has...
>Chandler bulls...>Hap Xistas>Ace Chads...What was it all for? We're so fucked... Our 'brand' is finished...https://youtu.be/gt7GEetDphE?t=260
Sneedy T loves my posts so much.
>we cannot follow them
>>152987541chenko by daystamp fairtex by nightall day
>>152987988>The chandler vs mcgregor fight>That was years ago ya goof>So the chandler fight has never even been considered for the white house?>lol no
diaper don kicks the bucket and the shite house event gets cancelled cap it
MOUNDS OF CONTAMINATION
Hap and Ace are a couple of disgusting little cretins too
yeah but what about newly minted Pea Chandler? we love Pea here
>>152987988Most cucked man in the UFC
>>152988042? They would for sure do the card if that happened. JD Vance would make it even more cringe and gay with edited trump speeches and emotional music playing between each fight.
>>152987988Is the interviewer doing a bit or is he literally retarded?
a hecking bit xD
>>152988120Yeah you know, like you a classic bit where you pretend to fantasize about gay poop smearing sex with the finnland guy or whatever. Which is just a thing you do, we all know you're not really thinking those things daily.
McGregor/Covington on the White House lawn
Kayla Harrison got injured, she's pulling out of the Nunes fight
>>152988169are you doing a bit?
>>152988026Sigh... Luke and Ariel bros.. We're gonna have to pretend to be furious at Dana over not making this fight. We're gonna have to act mad for like a week .
>>152988185that post really stuck with you
>>152988202i'm just doing a bit
JDM is in the top 3 worst champions, male/female
>>152987590>>152987625You literally used to post and simp for the tranny lady boy kek. Not saying there’s anything wrong with liking men, but just so you know that is what Ari (ufc sport of mma leader) would want you to do. So you’re literally “following them”. You thought you were free but our jdaddies always have a backup plan. Keep drinking up and further following them by drinking poison.
>Hap....Ace....get in here.....I'm afraid that Hellcat I promised you guys......well.......
>>152988224Islam doesn't have any good wins
>>152988224i wouldve disagreed if garry didnt dismantle belal like he was an unranked shitter
>>152988237You seem a bit confused.
>>152988267
>>152988224>khabib>islam>Jon jonesJDMs not even top 10 worst champions
>>152988337Are you doing a bit?
Ciryl 'The Real Deal' C. 'Bon Gamin' Gane
FUCKING KEK wanted to rewatch some PeeFLator fights before my espn sub ends. ALL FIGHTS REMOVED off espn plus. you have to buy the $30 dollar a month plan to watch even the PEEFL NGUBU leagues
>>152988386no, all those guys held up their division/divisions unlike jdm
>>152988508they know they're market guilty closeted liberals will willingly pay that
>wanted to rewatch some PeeFLator fights
>subscribed to espn>watches PFLWe've got a major crapwatcher on our hands here
>>152988224SerraNicco montano Juliana Carla All worse than JDM
>>152988517Why does Islam get accused of holding up divisions when more active than >volk >ilia >khamzat >aspinall
>>152988709wahhhh wahhhh Islam I knew that would get you bubblin
>>152988455The guy on the right has a face that makes me feel uneasy. He's like a gross character someone created from playdough and gave his weird thoughts and mannerisms
>>152988096>a bitHahaha I love it. I haven't heard anyone say that for a long time, I think it somehow not phased out. Brings me a bit of comfort hearing it.Did you used to listen to O and A?
>>152988721yea its his gross blocky fake ass freakishly white teeth lol. these people never learn or realize how ghoulish and disgusting they are having their teeth whittled down to toothpicks and having false, fake, nonbiological bullshit taped on them like a freak zombie freak
Thawlts on PFL ditching tournament format in 2026? They're only doing tourneys for PFL Africa, Mena and Europe. They're gonna conform to UFC's formula.
People retroactively decided that JDM was a bad fighter after he lost to a fighter they don't like
>>152988763No, it's not his teeth. If like white perfect teeth
>>152988716Is everything okay?
>>152988765"UFC Formula" aka being a normal combat sport
>>152988765The tournaments were shit because they lasted a year and would always have someone eliminated in the first round late subbed for a semi final match.
>>152988775He was overrated after the Belal fight. I’d still say it’s a better win than some champs though like one eye Bisping or Hill
Hey guys lets have a seasonal tournament with playoffs and shit for a sport where you routinely get punched in the head and kicked in the knees every match
>>152988792SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD!!!!!
>>152988815Kek what's gotten into this lad today
>>152988826ITS REALLY FUCKIN SNOWY OUT YEAH!!!!1
>>152988838shut up
>>152988844MAKE ME NERRRRRRRRRD
>>152988721well he is a anshil jubli so
>>152988815>t.
I've been wrong, I've been down to the bottom of every bottleThese 5 words in my head, screams out "is my pain dulled yet?"Yeaaah, yeaaaah
>>152988508>re-watching pfl opposed to pride fc
Hey look at that she shut up. Like a bitch.
>>152988853>t.
Just shoveled the snow now that was fun
>>152988740Cant say that I have b maybe I'll check it out. I just want to know if the guy in the interview is being himself or if he's doing a bit where he's getting nervous stumbling through the questions on purpose. If it's his thing or if he's just a scared bitch.Don't know why Baldy would make someone such a mumbling scared bitch. I'd slap the dogshit out of Dana kick his chair over and start pissing on him to be Frank.
Name some PFL legends for me
>>152988815
>>152988864
>>152988892Oliver Aubin Mercier
Justin Gaethje is moving into fight week like a dark horse.
>>152988900I don't know who the fuck that is
>>152988914he stole 2 million dollars and high tailed it out there "thanks for the cheese" I think he said that
>>152988892Your Patchy Mix, your Aaron Pico, even your Patricio Pitbulls
its fight week?
>>152988892Elias Theodoroux pbuh
>>152988943It's fight day pussy *heems you* Protect yourself at all times you fucking amature.
Heem or be heemed
>>152988943No
>amature
>>152988964
>>152988861I watch Pride on Fight Pass bubba. Just wanted to skim through the library maybe grab some heems and noticed it was all gone.
Pitbull the Younger one of the few elite fighters who finished Iron Mike Hap's Dad
>>152988985Wonk leg
>>152988981
>>152988943every week is fight week
>>152988987its for the best
>>152988892Bryan Battle. Thiago Santos. Alexander Romanov. Magomed Magomedov thoughbeit he got brutally heemed...
Brandon Royval said he is NOT interested in fighting at the UFC White House event. This is after receiving multiple requests from Hunter Campbell and Sean Shelby begging him to fight there. An employee of TKO Holdings with knowledge of Dana's thinking has said he was offered $500,000 to show plus PPV points but Royval has thus far stuck to principle.
>>152989013this is the real reason our resident wonks refuse to watch anything but ufc
>>152989039Bro the brazzas are literally everywhere outside of the UFC I can't think of an Org that doesn't have some random russian motherfucker holding a belt THEY'RE IN FUCKING MUAY THAI
>>152989056WONK'd
>>152989039Brvtally factual post I'm sadly afraid to admit...
>>152989056>world sport has champions other than americansOH MY GOD!
>>152989073Yeah we're the only ones that should hold belts I'm gald we can agree
shut up joe
>>152989056the point is brazzas losing is more commonplace outside of the ufc and many of them are even cans, it destroys the illusion
>>152988892John Africa
>>152989089>please care about dead mommy piggy slop and be with me on New Year'sWe are not doing this.
>>152989081
see what i mean
>>152989039Didn’t rizin end with a brazza literally murdering some jap?
who revved him?
Yadong might beat O'malley. Rewatching his fights he does have underrated offensive grappling. He took down Petr Yan better than Merab in any of their 2 fights. He has actual damaging GNP.Yeah it's not elite, but he does have a fast brute shot and if he can get it and hold him down with that brute force and throw elbows for 2 rounds, he could win.
>>152989149>He took down Petr Yan better than MerabYou expect me to take you seriously
islam, usman, amru, shamil, movlid, magomed, timur, razhabali, muhammad, magomed etc all champions btw
>>152987590What a fucking loser HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHASHAHAHS
>>152989069based undisputed 3 ahh heem
Pigzin lost.
>>152988765So now they're just the UFC but worse
>I ran 10 km at a pace of 5 minutes 30 seconds.Yeah, I can outrun everyone in this thread to death
>>152989128Central Asians aren't brazzas
gonna watch ONE tomorrow
>>152989205nah shaydullaev is a brazza there's no need to get autistic about it
>>152989159You might not like it. But yes, offensively. Merab only really had Yan hunched over hands touchi the mat, defending. He only did it once but because Yan has good wrestling unlike Sean. Plus Yadong took down Sandhagen and held him there better than Umar... The conversation might be too high level for you. I hope O'malley wins. We need casuals to watch so we can have our real fights and O'malley helps that end. But I fear this is the end for Suga.
>The inbreds are in-fighting between themselves
>yeah, make them argue over muslims again. and stop all schaub posting, can't have a successful goy mentioned.
>>152989248But enough about your family dinner
>>152989224Fact check: False
>>152989265>family dinnerahhh the first place your father raped you, In front of all the inbreds.
>>152989210You're the only ONE that does.
>>152989205Shaydullaev is a brazza. He has the Khabibaloid phenotype as opposed to the Genghis Khan downs gene that most those guys have.
/heem/ has not and will not EVER watch Pigzin.
>>152989319russian speaking muzzie = brazzasimple as
Muslim isn't a language
>>152989383its an animal
>>152989383Arabian, whatever
>>152989383wtf is a muslim? is that a jewish religion
Modaddies should ban piggies that start squealin' about Pigzin or ONE.It is not MMA related and should be moved to /scrap/!
>>152989296>>152987590>Turn and run away... DONT let me spray you in the face like a filthy dog...>uhhhh....*gets sprayed in the face>That's right FOLLOW my command and DONT let me spray you in the face goy. >GGHEEEEAHHHHHH IF I DO WHAT HE SAYS I'LL BE FOLLOWING THEM!*cries*>DONT dance for me goy!*dances, as to not follow them.Poor miss k-1... Xhe can't help but follow. No way out I'm afraid...>>152988765Wonder who will be the first "star" they try to push. I'm betting they give Bryan Battle a bunch of easy fights and get him to the title.
daner said gooby is old news
damn they shortened the captcha.... cool .
hmm what's that?
>>152989412Brazzacord voted that we support Rizin.
Umar will brutally decision figgy with 9 minutes of control time. Future champ.
>>152989537sad as it is, laura skanko was right. they're butfucking the brazzas now that they dont need the abu shaubi money as bad anymore.arman's not even a muzzie brazza and he just said arman has to fight more and cant complain because belal had to win 10 in a row to get his shot. arman and umar will have to get 10 wins in a row to get a title shot im araid. we're so fucked.
>>152989549I'm Pakistani thank very much. Mind your betters unless you want me to ban you from the cord again. Yes that's right it's me.
oh no arman has to work his way back to a title shot after ruining an entire event they're so mean to him
>>152989569arman is not a brazza
>cord>votedsounds like the goys already miss ppvs
>>152989569Arman pulled out of a title fight 12 hours before weigh ins blaming a back injury while everyone knows he was going to miss weight. That costs you 2 years in a title run
who /DIEHARDMMAPODCAST/ here?I too am a die hard mma fan, what about you?
>>152989635WE WANT PICKS!!!
>>152989635Can’t even describe how much I hate this guy’s face
>>152989569>ufc cutting boring lay n pray brazzas
>>152989569>arman's not even a muzzie brazza>>152989594>arman is not a brazza!No shit Ramesh. You really are retarded huh? I get why the Sheiks make only your race go through all those mental health tests before you can enter their country.
>>152989630as much as you piss me off saying that. i don't have a retort to that...
>>152989725
WE CANNOT
arman handled guru, give him his shot
>>152989881No
>>152989905>WEthat's pretty gay
alright, time to shut the fuck up
KEEEEEEK reddit trannies are melting down over this
>>152989962Smdh Sean is getting heemed
>>152989809my God, what a basedboy loserit almost makes me ashamed to be an mma fanI saw him complaining on mma twitter about Trump's immigration policy and how it's going to ruin the whitehouse card.why can't you leave your liberal fantasies away from mma?just like Luke Thomas, these cucks have to infest everything with their brainwashed propagandathen you have losers getting triggered because sean strickland posted thisSad!
Gonna need some more respect around here from you people
>>152990083>Based boyI don't get it b sorry
>>152989905Almighty holy chills...
it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck
Twin Peaks star Michael Bisping
I wish I had a cool /heem/ gimmick :(
>>152990232Your new gimmick is being my wife
>>152990239gay
imagine having so much sugar in the tank that even your father talks about it in front of gorillion people. I would he fucking embarrassed if I were Joe.
>>152990251My bad all the whining made me think you're a girl
If Joe Rogan was an organ player he would be called Joe Organ
>>152990272His father only did that after Joe spent years slandering his name on his podcast.
I'm the shawlcalluh
For me, it's Jack Slack's rhyming but thematically correct podcast introduction jokes.
>>152990359FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
>>152990218>employed as the gatekeeper of Judy>fails miserably at it, resulting in 2 young bucks being slaughteredFuck sake Michael, you had one job!
>>152990369Bit harsh mate, poems aren't gay. Especially fighting poems.
remember when fag slack pissed his pants and started crying over bkfc
>>152990381Bisping was employed by Mr. C to feed them to Judy for our entertainment
never thought about it before but Hernandez looks like oversized Pantoja.
Paramount xisters...
>>152990446>smdh dana let they happen fr? lmmaooo paddy go checked. tf thay cut aspinall? das cray smdh even tho jones sub him easy he ain deserve too be cut smgdfh dana. SUBSCRIBED
ufc is free
>>152990542been watching since 324, can confirm. free on paramount +
>>152990561free on the internet more like kek, fuck daner
>>152990427Now we know where One Eyed Jacks originated from. Also Megan Olivi was a Pick Up girl.
>>152990542always has been
>>152990574woah doo thats based as hell bet you flip the bird at pictures of ari
Ari and rahm emmanuel raped children of ethnic descent
>>152987988Who is gooby fighting then? hooker?
>>152990619Xhe does it while posting exactly at the new year.It dulls the pain :(
>>152990359Oy oy it’s ya boy…the tom Aspinall of faking injuries because he’s mentally weak and can’t handle adversity
My son just wiped his own ass for the first time.
>>152990662I'm a proud grandfather
>>152989128>Didn’t rizin end with a brazza literally murdering some jap?LMAO is that true hahahahazhahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO Poorzin sister not like this, Tim Elliot exposing now brazzas? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152990685your fathers bloodline ended when he had you ahahahahahahahaha pffffffft KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152990662damn, who's has he been wiping lol
>>152989569Arman got them boiling
>>152990706Only time Arman ever made me seethe was when he gifted Islam a title defense from Moicano.
>>152990704Tim Elliot got you squirting yellow juice
wtf i love Joe Pyfer now!!!
>>152990743that settles it. no cap fr fr fuck izzy
>>152990719That shit happened like 2 years ago, he redeemed himself already, Dana owes him the title shot
>>152990083>right winger complaining about propaganda O I’m laffin Found stricklands burner
>>152990706*competes 6 times a year in grappling & wrestling* *doesn’t fight*
UFC would be worse off if anyone from /heem/ started running it. You don’t know shit about mma.
>>152990761There’s one 155 title fight per year He’s not getting a shot til 2027 unless you count interim belts
>>152990811Arman should threaten to retire to get the title shot, it worked with Gart, surely it will work with him too
>>152990083Ice doesn't wear signifiers or badges
>>152990446
Paddy Pimplett: I never said anything bad about his momPaddy Pimplett 5 minutes earlier: Dan Hooker couldn't grapple a rapist off his mother
Been drinkin up to dull the pain and now my liver hurts
Paddy took Tony to a decision
>>152990920tap water will do that to ya stay safe homie
2019 Tony drags paddy to the seventh layer of hair.
>>152990764>>152990895are you triggered?because you sound triggered.
>>152990919technically he didn't say anything bad about his mum
>>152990950It was vodka
That rapist on Dan Hookers Mother? none other than Justin Gaethje
>>152990980yeah Russian tap water
>>152990662
Gaethje has zero wins by submission, kinda weird for an mma fighter to have none
>>152990963Head on back to your containment board lil guy. Not welcome here.
>>152990999How'd you find a picture of him?
>>152991019
>>152990919More of a crass joke of a saying. I always cringe at the blk boy boxing channels and bearded middle aged videos literally crying in outrage. The joke is his grappling is bad. He didn't say Dookster couldnt headkick or heem him, just wrestle him.
>>152990895They literally wear police style badges that say ICE OFFICER lol
pillowpoofters out
oh wonky wonkywonky wonky wonk wonk wonk
you now remember gregor gillespie
>>152991025Why did doran leave twitter
>>152990963>t. huge Bryce Mitchell fan MMA fans really are the lowest IQ people
