Dabres Edition >>152980956
first for takagi
>>152987820My islanders putting belt-to-ass on soilers tonight.
>>152987819>>152987820>>152987839Couldn't even get through one fucking post without mentions of an avatar or namefag
>>152987858/hoc/ is a Garfield genny
my kiekko-vantaa
>>152987856oh xhe boilin'
my sharksies! :)
>oh, hello dabres
Actually /hoc/ is a snoopy general
>>152987856I can’t go through a day without watching white men get blacked by a bull with bbc kinda the same deal.
>>152987839
>>152987886What the heck I thought I was the panthers fan posting?
>>152987856thoughts on your victory over trb?
Kveching to the raggots was promised to Adam Foxstein 1000 years ago
>>152987881Hello, next belt-to-ass recipient.
>>152987906utterly dimeless gimmick
>>152987896KEK
>>152987908just like my islanders
>>152987908>>1529879186 years of spamming the same unfunny shit
saving this one for tonight
>>152987925>>
>>152987925unlock it bud
i think we should revive ssm8
We should revive the forgotten wizard gimmick
>Please stop it I keep saying that and you seem to ignore me and take it as encouragement it's not fair please stop it please plus I'm a faggot
tampa>bostondetroit>montrealcarolina<buffalolong island<washingtontampa>detroitbuffalo>washington
>>152987954based i remember the gay wizard gimmick it got a lot of replies
σπαθία!
Team USA finished without a medal. they played just like my islanders I’m so used to that kind of hockey
>>152987968many such cases
>>152987975who is this
>>152987954Prediction wizard?
>>152987980governor isolano
>>152987985>bud uses TikTok
>>152987985>rivals not in most hated categorywhat a faggot lmao
>>152987980my islanders
>>152987985Flames won
>>152987960You forgot my laffs
Jesse Kortuem, a real-life hockey player who walked away from the sport out of fear that he couldn't reconcile his athletic career and sexuality, has now shared a post coming out as gay — and credited Heated Rivalry for inspiring him. While he didn't compete in the NHL, he played defenseman/center in several leagues, and that passion for hockey prevented him from coming out sooner.
>>152987985weird thing is that usually its success that breeds jealousy, but even when theyre still shit the laffs still pull it off
>>152987985>>152987975Why do you people stalk this poor kid? Get a life.
>you like men???????? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i'm going insanelol
>>152988022>kid he's like 29 now
>>152988022
>>152988036>Hell, I think it's the biggest reason why I got back into star wars also.
new-greece, i hope you are taking notesall of this is required knowledge here
my favorite e-celeb was smuk-anon
CUT MY DORM INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST KART RACE
Adam Larsson scored.
>>152988036>>152988058
>im 32 years old>bud has had a job went to school and finished his degree and got his license before I did any of those thingsIt’s over for me…
soon
>>152988087>has a jobprobably>went to schooldropped out>got his licensedoubt
>>152988087how do you fail this hard
>>152988128My parents babied me too hard since I’m an only child so it’s like 50% their fault the rest is mine.
>>152988133based bud admirer
> Whitesnake, AC-DCFake, gay and sakes of shit
I always think whitesnake did the station club fire
Could Houston really become a hockeytown when their demographics look like this
>>152988248That video is too disturbing don’t watch it
i don't mind bud. not thrilled with him putting the habs in the 'meh' category, tho
>>152988263like the events of Easter 2022
>>152988248You don't know the difference between Whitesnake and Great White?>>152988260Depends on how brown the latinx population is. White latinx can be taught to like hockey.
>>152988260that's the city proper, not the metro area. the bigger issue might be interest saturation from other sports, but it doesn't seem to have been a deal breaker for Dallas.
>>152988260where did the white people go lol
Trump is meeting the kitties now
>>152988352Canada is only 63 percent white
>>152988379so is your mom
>>152987960Caps this year suck. Isles would upset them
I get upset when I think about the metropolitan division
Isles are piss ants
>>152988352Disappeared in the atmosphere.
bud didn't deserve shaefer or anything good frankly
>>152988352lost themselves in latina lust and accidentally bred themselves out of existence many such cases
our Mitchie is playing the >laffs tonight
>>152988507it's must watch tv and i'm expecting to be disappointed
>Tkachuk standing closer to the president than the captain of the team
>>152988544he's getting 4 points and Matthews will lose 4 on the norwood scale
>>152988507That game needs to be flushed down the toilet.
DROP THE FAKING PUCK, GGARYYY
>>152988546Marchand hiding in the back corner kek
>>152988559just like the Nicolas Roy I left floating this morning
>>152988546when was this? post the faking video, GGARYY
>>152988582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YewLSpXBLcw
>>152988567can't hide from george
>>152988546>behold, my gift to you
>>152988595thanks bro, very kind
livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bauj7YDTNVk
>>152988546All wearing red ties at Trump's instructions.
>xG>Dom's model>that's a Dang It!>aCkTuALLy...the underlying numbers says
oh no, no crime statics. this is suppose to be hockey event
>>152988546i voted for this
>>152988654
Only AMERICAN citizens should be in that room. (it'd just be tkachuk standing in the corner)
>>152988632BASED
>>152988546Ive lost what little respect ive had for the panthers and their players.
gary just blew a little gary nut in his gary underwear
>>152988699
>>152988711this is the highest award a Finn has ever received
>>152988711Barkov's definitely on gear to hurry up his rehab. He didn't have those arms before.
>>152988546Barkov is a Finn. He doesn’t like being close to people
>>152988567I almost missed him. Remember when Obama called him a little ball of hate?
>>152988768Achievable natty?
>>152988711Bet he can bench 3pl8 for reps
>>152988891This was their Stanley Cup
>>152988891that celebrini shot fake was immaculate
>>152988908can you show me the stars stanley cup
>>152988891Please don’t let him start in Milan
>>152988920they have one but it's fraudulent just like dylan
>>152988920
>>152988921that's desmith
>>152988931wow that's some really good colorization, did they use ai for that
>>152988951Seethe
>>152988908Sharks are swimming into playoffs
>>152988546Very disappointing to see Europeans and Canadians there. Not that I'm a fan of anybody on that shit team. I was very dissappointed when Backstrom met with Trump after the Caps won the cup.
>>152988931fraudulent actually
>>152988986i'll make sure to go tell justin trudeau some faggot swede is out here fighting the good fight on behalf of canada
>>152988986itd look really weird with only 5 people in the room so they had to get the other 80% of their team too
>>152989021Jen, too true.
slopdown was cancelled
>>152988745So never, huh?
did Barkov get to meet Benjamin Netanyahoo
>>152989070ballbag blast deflection is the purest goal
>>152989070Ow! My balls!
i bought a zamboni necklacedabres are fucked!!!
>>152989070i miss the yotes, even if they bring them back it's not going to be the samethey were the most endearing trainwreck in professional sports
>>152989108>miss the yoteskekn*shville is next
>>152989100personally i'm waiting for the 1:1 maurice richard head limited edition popcorn vessel
Y U M AUMA
>>152989100You are getting belt-to-ass tonight.
>>152989070That’s why you wear a jock
1. MIGHTY DUCKS2. PENGUINS3. MAPLE LEAFS4. RED WINGS5. STARS6. BLACKHAWKS...POWER GAP9001. KRAKEN9002. CANADIENS9003. MAMMOTH
time for reggies
>>152989261thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>152989292thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of mitch?
the mammoths logo looks like it came from PWHL gary should have just forced them to be the utah coyotes
>>152989100you’re going to spill your popcorn
mitch: wonbud: wonlil rito: won
trb (the raped bitch): lost
>>152989302Kachina mormon was the only good thing to ever come from hockey reddit besides the one guy trying to eat a puck
>>152989316>>1529893302true
Ethan Wyttenbach is a draft steal by the flames and no one cares
Conroy: won
>>152989258>1 doesnt exist anymore>2 would make sense for a team from nunavut>3 is pretty cool>4 and 5 are lame>6 is borderline racist
>>152989373>borderline
>>152989373
>>152989364Hes winning trades rn
>>152989393surely they've been gay for longer
>>152989405Only started official records after the war, but if you wanna be gayer, you can go to the library and read a book
>go to the library and read a bookive done this
>>152989401what trade? he hasnt made one in almost a yearthe dude needs the vacation
>bliblioteque
reading novels is kinda lame
for me it's reading the Gospel
>>152989455damn straight
gary asked me to read the torah and i told him to go fuck himself
>>152989470good post
>>152989449What do you read?
>>152989470So, what happened after? What part of the torah would you recommend? Did Gary enjoy "himself"?
my favourite book is ecclesiastes
>bibliotHÈque
>>152989484reddit
>>152989504I see
I would tell all of Reddit to fuck itself, but it probably already does that
Mother fuckers has my post saved to a google doc
>>152989441Hes makings a massive trades
D'awww, Seth Jones gave the prez both rings, that's so sweet
https://youtu.be/0ciWrOYFx9I
>>152989570why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
goodnight /hoc/
>>152989511The guy who ate a puck might
>MFW celebrini hatty
>most dangerous draw
>scoreless draw in Halifax
Patrick Marleau never drew one single dime
>>152989675cope his hockey stick replaced howe's in the HOF
>>152989624If you eat a puck. Does it come out your butt?
>>152989645
>>152989648>>152989654raped bitch
Who brings an iPad to an arena to film the game?
>>152989727good post
>>152989696If it doesn't manage to kill you first, sure, why not
Trump said 1993 were an embarrassment of a hockey nation
>>152989753
>>152989760half the people in that room are canadian
>>152989753he actually said 1999 and called dylan a no milly bitch
>>152989769post of the year
>>152989765And I have no respect for any of them. None of them refused to go or tell trump off to his face. Theyre pussies desu should lose their citizenship.
>>152989760>"We have a little competition with Canada. No, they're great people, though. Just like my Islanders."wtf how does he know
>>152989779I imagine the multimillionaire hockey players dont respect you either mcbud
>>152989760i hope he gives that venezuelan woman's nobel peace prize to alexander barkov
>>152989760Reddit is seething at Tkachuk right now
>>152989796I seethe at Brady the cuck living in his brothers shadow on the senaturds
why did he do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63k03M1isCY
HOLY FUCK HES TALKING ABOUT THE CHILLY EASTER
Why the fuck is Caroline Camerons pant suit so FUCKING baggy
>>152989484manga
lmao trump just called them the maple queefs holy based
>Matthew Tkachuk: "The two Cups was pretty good, but that walk with you might've Trumped it all... Nothing beats this. I'm so proud to be an American, and so proud to be here with you."
>>152989803chara was always an overrated goon
>>152989765They're only winning because it's the most Latvian team in the league
>>152989811she leans in to the 'im a lesbian' look but if she was 50 yards around me she'd be raped (by me)
>>152989825Yeah she's married with a kid and still dresses like elliot page.
I cannot believe that these rich white men would like a republican president it boggles the mind
>>152989839stop talking about my wife
>>152989839because she wants to avoid getting cum tributes (i still do them and mail them to her) she knows she is gooner material for the entire north american economic sphere
>rags
we don't mail our cum here
>>152989867we deliver it in person, like bud did
Ya we fedex overnight that shit so its still fresh
for me, its Jody Vance
>>15298990220 years ago used to rub one out to her in the mornings before school
I want to grab Caroline Cameron by the pussy
>>152989919
>>152989820he's got a bright future in politics
>>152989934Ya im old as fuck dont even get me started on Lisa Bowes
>>152989919>hey anon, mind if I copy your math homewo... why do you smell like dry cum?
>>152989820I have never heard of such appallingly, embarrassingly obsequious, fawning, unctuous, servile behaviour. And I live in a country with a royal family, worked in a country with an emperor. And to be doing it at this stage in the game. Tkachuk cannot possibly be regarded as anything other than the absolute lowest collaborator, entirely deliberate fascist sympathiser and utter scumbag from this point on.
>>152989965Do you think i was rubbing that shit all over my body?
>>152989966shut up fag
>>152989970Yeah, I fucking do. Just blasting it on your belly or in your shorts, and then hopping on your moose to Beaver Dam High.
>>152989863/hoc/ Image of the Year
>>152989951im so old I forgot about this damn fine piece of ass, good pull
>>152989863Is it gay now if you fap to Juno and Hard Candy
>>152989965well you told me not to mail it anymore
>>152989994JEN
>>152989994MOM WHERES MY AFTER BUSTING A NUT TO JODY VANCE EGO MOM MOM WHERE IS IT I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL MOM MOM NO I DONT HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER ITS GOOD FOR THE SKIN MOM
>>152990007so super gay
Matthew the cuck injured himself for an entire season during the 4nations tournament fighting in a staged fight lol
>The last time the Isles won a road game in Edmonton was Mar. 7, 2017.
>>152989994Gross
>>152989994Chubby women with crop tops are hot af I don’t give a shit if people think it’s gross. I love a little chunky goodness
>>152988931You act like their win wasn't one of the most controversial playoff finals in the 90s.
Win or lose, it's always exciting to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>152990061BRING BACK COCAINE SKINNY WOMEN IN LOW WAISTED JEANS
>he said he'd rather watch Columbus eat a cupcake
>>152989570go MOOSE
>The rags have allowed 22 goals against in their last 3 games
>>152990100Problem, liberal? We're tanking for uh Keaton Jerkoff
Are you sure you people don't want to watch the Pens vs Flyers game?Crosby is only gonna be playing for 2 more years.
The Don has more Stanley Cup rings than Connor McDavid and Draisaitl combined.
i like hockey, lesbians and walkable cities>c'est aussi simple que ça!
>>152990121I am watching that game, among others
>>152990129i hope they both lose somehow.like an asteroid hitting the arena
>>152990124I always thought Trump was more of a football guy.
>>152990124based
>>152990121>battle of boring sylvaniait's not the 70s anymore gramps
up!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nPKiV-HgDo
I'm a deeply closeted Leafs fan. I'm not coming out though
>>152990167What's up?
>>152990179Not much, what's up with you, Anon? Read any good books recently?
God Bless America07
>>152990184I read the seven card stud section of Super System II by Doyle Brunson
>phlueers
I'm going to Mcdicks
their signature menu item is the Big Dick
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRmy penguins :)
LETS FAKING GOOOOOETSGOPENS
>Eat a Bag of McDicks©
Sabres are great again.
>>152990211make them drop the puck, Gary
go islanders dayo
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
mon habitants...
dang it sabies drop that puck
>>152990179the sky
>>152990190>Liquor Up Front>Poker In The Rear
>>152990124this guy is a pedophile though he should give those rings back
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
what if they never drop the puck
why is the habs game delayed, gare?
i have some unfinished marner business and now my schedule is ruined due to this delayed puck dropthanks GARRY
>>152990252high school reunion
>>152990147kek
>>152990257Wear a diaper. We all do it here.
