previous: >>152982739Fuck every one of you disgusting weeb faggots.
doyers
>>152991905Doyers
>daddy’s wallet vs grandaddy’s wallet
We're simply better than all of you.
absolute hilarity
DODGERCHADS KEEP WINNING KEK
One deferral to ruin it allOne deferral to enrage themOne deferral to sign them alland in lockdown bind them!
>>152991904what does this mean in non-degen terms
>>152991905LMAO MEST
>>152991920I want to see the Brewers or the Phillies give someone a 4 year 250 million dollar contract
/mlb/ right now
I say this from the bottom of my heart.t. eternal Mets fanhttps://voca.ro/1SHdjaA1i2fVfuck all of you Dodgers fans
I came back from /nfl/ just to seethemine here
IT'S HAPPENING LFG
>>152991939
i for one would like to thank the rest of the league for outbidding the jays, yanks, and sawx this offseason and keeping our division balanced
>>152991937Phillies are get Bichette and JT, And, Bader
It’s never been this over, baskinbros
Bo is going to sign with them too kek
>>152991941>jew declaring jihadKEK FAGGETS
>>152991941anon's havin a sailor moon induced melty
>>152991941Mind broken
>spend 500million on payroll>miguel rojas saves the seasoncalculated
This literally doesn't affect us at all. Tucker is overrated anyways.
I'm hearing rumblings of Scooby Doo to the Dodgers.
Kyle Tucker isn't winning a world series in LA
>>152991941stay mad
>Be Marlins fan>see everyone seethe over the Dodgers getting another high end FA talentIf this gets us to salary cap sooner, keep doing what you're doing.
dodger fan here. i would been happy with bader, but i guess this is fine
manfred can still void the contract
I only dont like it cause its the least interesting landing spot. It doesn't change the NL west or the NL. There's nothing to even talk about.
They’ve become the Doggy Deus..It’s over…
The Dodgers ownership is going to destroy the sport. Their fans will gladly pay $150 for outfield seats but for the rest of us we have no incentive to pay these outrageous ticket prices to subsidize the league. I got ticket stubs from my childhood for $8 behind home plate. Now those same seats at Dodger Stadium go for $500+
>>152991927any doyerbimbos without plastic tits?
>>152991992>implying your team will actually compete with a cap
>>152991932cringe post tho
240 for the headcase hahahahahahaha
>>152991941Doyers, motherfucker! Who wouldn't pick LA over your dysfunctional team and washed up has-been city?
See these freakin' Yankees? I curse 'em straight to hell, capisce? I grew up watchin' that big lug David Ortiz blastin' moonshots to right field like he's ownin' the joint, and the one time these mugs finally snag a real Dominican terror, they let the bum waltz over to Queens! And Vladdy? They should've inked that torpedo yesterday, but nooo, these palookas wouldn't know a sure thing if it bit 'em in the keister!
>>152991941I always forget that mlb posters sound like this lolkino tho
>>152992005somehow they have more World series wins in the last 30 years than at least half the teams in the league
I'm sick of this shit now can they just start playing again already
>>152992005The Marlins have as many World Series titles over the last 30 years as the Dodgers do (Covid title isnt real)
>>152992018sound like what
>>152992002kek
It just keeps happening
thats 1 million per game he'll play!
>>152992025american
>mfw /mlb/ is having another dodgers induced melty
>>152991992Need a salary floor to go with it to force your penny pinching owners to spend.
>>152992016>t.renter who will never afford a house in LA
>>152992018do you do the silly accent when no one's around? do you read with the silly accent?
>>152992035anon this gen is 90% us flags
>>152992035>surprised that americans sound americanuhhhhh ok
>>152992005Why not? They'll be a lot more teams that will be able to at least balance the playing field other than the same teams.
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs8. Cody Bellinger>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr29. J.T. Realmuto>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs43. Seranthony Dominguez>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
>>152992043I unironically subconsciously assumed anyone shitposting adopted an aussie accent
>>152992035Australians sound like faggy Americans
>>152992050all dodgers
>>152992050fuck you prick. scumbag. we're hurtin' here!
Is /mlb/ ready for Bichette to sign with them too?
so the m's couldve have offered him 80 million a year for two years and didnt damn
>>152991932the moment it all startedshohei got tired of losing on the angels and decided to never lose again
>>152992063Who's we?
so should I just root for the dodgers? they get all the best players and they win every year
cmon geno just take that discount baby, you know you want to dh every day for us
bro why didnt your cheap ass team offer him 120M AAV?
This is really bad news for the Yankees btw. Mets are going to aggressively pursue bellinger now kek
Dodgers handing out 60 million to Kyle Tucker while my baseball team can’t get “Cody Bellinger” to budge
>Cubs get Justin Dean>Dodgers get Kyle TuckerCubgers!
>>152992071NO. Be a fucking real one. Have a spine for Christ's sake. Jesus. What the hell's the matter with you.
Congratulations, MLB. You've just won a multi-year lockout!
now gib skubal for maximum entertainment purposes
This is great. Even if he doesn’t match his money, he’s still an upgrade over Teo
>>152992079They should get him too just to fuck with the yaks and mest
>>152992059https://voca.ro/1a9lKnatgLYN
>>152991920Passan is such a midget faggot. He only talks this way about the Dodgers and since he became the only baseball arm of ESPN he's been such an insufferable cunt.
>>152992050>bichette to the m's>bellinger to the m's>bassitt to the m's>luis arraez to the m's>verlander to the m's>scherzer to the m'scoming soon
#MoccBomb
>>152992071
>>152992094...yes
There is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball there is nothing wrong with the current system in baseball
>>152992094you sound kinda chinese
>>152992089it's going to happen isn't it
>>152991999i am old enough to remember single digit ticket prices for outfield and nosebleeds. have only gone to one game in the past 3 years. but that's ok, there are plenty of tourists that took my place.
>>152992094that just sounds like a whiny jew
That's my mom and pop dodgers!
>>152992094What’re you like a Chinese guy or somethin?
>>152992094Found the chink
>>152992094Ni Hao chink
>Doyers still have not addressed their bullpen
>>152991984Correct, he’s winning several
>>152991905MLB is genuinely a joke
>>152992094Ohtani?
If you root for the Dodgers, then you belong in The Fourth Reich
>>1529920962026 fall classic already booked, screencap this
ELDC -> LAD could happen as soon as next week. Reds asking price is steep, agreement not set, but LAD came back with cash offer that has moved the needle. Some lesser package of prospects and a lot of cash could make it happen, but talks are set to continue into next week. Nothing set in stone here, but something to keep an eye on for sure.
>>152992014>the cope beginsdumb overpay, but it shores up the dodgers through the next two years of their window, after which freddie and teo come off the books
>>152992098Every time MoccBomb says "to the Blue Jays" he really means "to the LA Dodgers".
>>152991941Thus concludes another thrilling Mest KWAB. Tell me /mlb/ did you FAGGets klenk?
>>152992128they got literally the best bullpen arm on the market in edwin diaz
IM WHITE GODDAMNIT
>>152992094Hey let me get two item plate, double chow mein,and for my items orange chicken with kung pao chicken. Also can you add a side of white rice. Lots of hot sauce
>>152992158Ok chang
What’s the Mets game plan now?
>>152992039Considering all major American sports have a salary floor, it'll be implemented. Hopefully it'll be like NFL and it's approx have a 88-90% salary floor. >>152992086Gotta be done. They had a chance to fix this in various others CBA. Dodgers must've saw the writing on the wall and just went all in.
>those home road splits for BellingerLel dude is a fraud, at least Tucker hasn’t shown himself to be a Stadium merchant. He’s still a bit shit in the playoffs though so I’m sure how much that would benefit the Dodgers.
>>152992164cohen got his casino, mets dont matter anymore
>>152992074>be rogers>have more money than god>"i-i'm gonna spenddddd!!!">doesn't spendklenk
>>152992158White rika rice
>>152992158"white"
>>152992067the m's never pay that kind of money anymore
What's the total cost of this contract (assuming he stays all 4 years) when you take the luxury tax penalties into account? It's over $500 million I believe.
>>152992164ITS TIME TO MOVE DA FENCES IN AND SIGN BELLI!
>>152992158Ok shlomo
>>152992164lose a lot of games
>>152992158And a chip chong nip nong to you too little chink
>>152992071Yes. They’re the only team that cares about winning and thus the only one worth your time.
>>152992172The Dodgers had a weakness in Outfield. You could tell because the Dodgers anons on here were constantly complaining about Conforto.
>>152992160kek
>>152992071they will only be able to win for one more year, then no one wins for 3 years
>>152992098#KLENKED
KWAB
Are you enjoying the prelude so far?
>>152991905THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Bettswashed>Freemanold>Tuckeroverrated>Ohtanihe's got a couple good years left at best>Smith31 year old catcher, it's over soon>Pageslol>Muncyfat, old>Teoliability in the fieldthe Dodgers are fucked. $400M retirement home soon
>>152992197he isn't actually that good and he can't stay healthy
>>152992197no, but he's an upgrade over whoever the fudge was out there before
>>152992137booked, and capped. nice try dodgers, julio is going to have a full season and M's will win.
I’m laughing so hard at the chinese aussie
>>152992197Fuck no, they clearly are hyper aggressive because they feel like they can afford to be.
Kind of sucks but it's not the end of the world. Atkins will make a sneaky good trade. Maybe get Mike Trout to wave his no trade clause.
>>152992208Joez is such a fucking retard
>Tucker>The $60 million average annual value is the second largest for a player in MLB history, trailing only Tucker's new teammate, Shohei Ohtani ($70M).Is the 5-6 WAR and .800-.900 OPS healthy Tucker potential worth the second largest annual contract value in MLB history?
>>152992212Weapons-grade cope, especially that laughable Ohtani takeThe threepeat cometh
>>152992221same bro. This is internet gold
I didn’t even want the Jays to get Tucker at $40M per but this overpay by the Dodgers is gonna just attract sandnigger takeovers like they’ve done in football that will actually ruin baseball forever.
>>152992219>cuppa from the king*sips*
>>152992197it is if he produces. they paid to keep him off another team. even if he produces half of what he did, its still for them and eliminates a contender. dodjewers tactics
>>152992212it's not as dire as you make it out to be, but yes, there is a clear window that closes in two years. this is an all-in move to secure another title before the soft rebuild
>>152992215>he isn't actually that goodI gave those numbers because that's what his previous production suggests he's capable of when healthy: between 5 and 6 WAR per season and between .800 and .900 OPS.It should be noted that he also won a Gold Glove.
>>152992229shut the fuck up weeb
>>152992192He’s definitely a solid player. They could have just got an infielder and sent Mookie back to outfield. I get that Teo was shit their too. Dodger fans are going to watch Tucker do his half ass trot to a ball at times and compared him to when they had Manny Machado.
>>152992094>https://voca.ro/1a9lKnatgLYNdamn.. sounds pretty faggy
https://x.com/StoolBaseball/status/2012000229566943725frank the tank kino
You can call it cope if you want but as a neutral fan in all this i unironically think this was good thing for the Blue Jays and Mets, Tucker will be good on the Dodgers for sure but the way he seemed to be looking for the easier location makes me think the guy would crumble under the pressure of being a top guy for a team. He was good for those Astro teams in the playoffs when they were still loaded but the moment he was being asked to be more central to the success he fell off hard in the playoffs.>>152992197The number is absurd for his ability. 10 million less a year then Ohtani.
>>152992247https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/84755707/#84755745https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/74846577/#74846612
>>152992236>gonna just attract sandnigger takeoversThey only do that to soccer because soccer is huge in their country as well. Baseball is a North American and a JP/KR thing.
2018 rematch secured
>>152992266holy fucking based
>>152992221https://voca.ro/1iUWSMyQHrm9
gay
>>152992243I watched him only for a year but I won't miss him for a second. I'll be curious to see if he ends up actually performing according to his spec sheet, but currently it's hard to be convinced by "underlyings" when you actually watch him play. This is a huge gamble, probably based on there not being another big bat FA signing for years after this off-season.
>>152992224Mike Trout for Addison Barger, Anthony Sandader, Joey Loperfido and Ricky Tiedemann
what do they actually do????
>>152992262I heard he doesnt even really care about baseball.
>>152992278ni hao
>>152992278collar this rat
>>152992278Nice fake accent chang
>>152992236doesn't divegrass have a lot of American owners these days
>>152991941What is the Final Solution to the Dodger problem? We cannot let this go on.
>>152992278guandong tigers
>>152992278Chin chan chong to you too
>>152992278>https://voca.ro/1iUWSMyQHrm9read an mlb tweet and prove it then. >ching chong ching chong da ball go weally fur n weallly wwwonnnnng
>>152992288They should have resigned Pete last year.
>>152992224Trout is washed. Fuck that.
>>152992236One thing you have to remember is the reason some teams that traditionally spent big aren't is cause they're preparing for the lockout. Cap or no the financial landscape will be different and the owners are spending like that outside the Dodgers cause of what >>152992242 said.
>>152992287Barger is going to be better than Trout
don't let the mets live the smoke stack shit down by the way, retards, at least our delusions were grounded in reality (60M is not grounded in reality)
It’s kind of crazy how everyone that covers MLB just ignores the fact that the dodgers are committing like a Bernie Madoff tier Ponzi scheme because the dodgers are good for business. I guess the documentaries will be exciting
Why did the Cubs trade for Tucker? It makes no sense.
yankee fans, is this what it was like in the late 90s through early 2000s? just a bandwagon of retards that make you embarrassed to be a fan of your team
>>152992158
This fucking sucks man, stupid ass Siedler O'Malley brothers preventing us making a move/getting sold. Bullcraprino, I bet Peter Sielder is absolutely livid and fuming in his grave rn.
Doggies gonna move Teo to left field
>>152992288don't worry about it
>>152992307Pete Rose passed, and retired nearly 50 years ago. Not sure how he couldve helped the Mets. . . Oh you mean Pete Alonso the Oriole? I havent seen him play outside of Baltimore, the kids a stud in that park.
>>152992158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZmBFTxW9M
>>152992288The big 6 (Of last place) Just add Mendoza
>>152992307
>>152992333wew, welcome to left teo
Lockout is finna hit like crack lmaoNFL is king now kneel
does anyone have the Mr. Met "Mets have been eliminated from the post season" pic? I can't find it
>>152992333fuck yeah welcome back 2024 teo
>>152992320They didn’t do their due diligence. They didn’t know at the time of trading for him that hes a headcase that doesn’t love baseball and would rather be at home playing video games
This chink aussie saga is peak /mlb/
>>152992335fire in the outfield during the homerun derby would be fucking sick. have the balls ignite if they get in a section. they did it in nam, it can be done in the parks
>>152992310He would be reenergized on a winning team. It must suck to be an elite player in an bottom tier organization. >>152992314High ceiling but doubtful.
So the Mest gave Soto the most overpaid contract ever to ... surround him with nobody?
So this means the Mets will have to offer an even stupider contract to Bellinger, right?
>>152992164Sign Bellinger and Framber. Maybe also Gallen or another arm. Or trade for an OF like Luis Robert while Benge + Williams acclimate.
If there's a lockout does that mean the dryers get to reneg on these deals?
>>152992366Yes>>152992367Also yes
>>152992212This league can't even beat the unction super billion dollar team. I blame Brewers and Phillies unironically. And my Chadres too, Cease definitely started the Dodgers dynasty
>>152992361All he proved was Australians sound like faggy Americans or are Chinese
so, uh, does this mean my jersey ISN'T based? >>152991535
[Nightengale] BREAKING: U.S. Department of Justice to launch investigation into #Dodgers ownership group & president Andrew Friedman over alleged improprieties during the Tucker negotiations. Attorney General Bondi says contract could be voided and will work closely with #Mets owner Cohen on possibly bringing the star outfielder to New York, according to Reuters.
>>152991927This woman is wearing a shocking amount of makeup and her tits look awful guaranteed
>>152992367Yes hence why Boras and Belly have been holding out and waiting for Tucker to decide.
>>152992372Framber seems extremely cancerous
>>152992361he sounded jewish thoughever not chinese
can't wait for the Dodgers trade for and extend Skubal. And Skenes in a couple years
>>152992384Bro I used to live 0.5 mile from their stadium and would walk there all the time to watch games. By far the biggest dump in all of baseball
>>152992360None of that matters when the Cubs like to cosplay as a poverty team. They traded away good assets for what they knew was a rental because they were going to cheap out.
>>152992360This. The cubs needed someone to carry the offense and he folds under pressure
I didn't actively follow Scuba last season, how good is Tucker really? I see everyone melting down over this but it's not like his name regularly comes up whenever people discuss the best players/stars of the sport
The owners will put in a salary cap in the next CBA. It's unarguable now with this shit
>>152992395They don’t need that. They have the best rotation in baseball.
>>152992050>suarez no one wants him he will hit 25 homers and strike out 230 times if he’s an every day starterdefense isn’t what it used to be either
>>152992212They'll just make up more fake money to sign players with
>>152992355Wtf did Will Smith called Stanton the N word while he was taggin him?
so Tucker is worth like $90M a year to the Dodgers because of the luxury tax? that's nuts, he's not even that good
I think the DOYERS should get more good players!
Are we in the middle of a 60's Celtics type decade dynasty? I honestly did not think we would ever see a sport where one team would dominate for an entire 10-year period again. It would be kino if we did get a 10-peat.
>>152992404You have a small skull and a poor ability to thin
>>152992409He is a top of the league type player who suffered some injuries that affected his playtime and ability. Some people think he is bad in the playoffs or can't handle certain pressures like being the top guy on team.
*cough cough**clears throat**takes a deep breath*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152992409Last night everyone was laughing at whoever ended up with him cause he’s a “head case / rendon 2 who hates playing” so make of that what you will
>>152992378The Mets should also just get Bo and keep the team of all second basemen gag running.>>152992381I don't mind the doyars superteam, they pay handsomely and players know it's a free ring.>>152992387I think this also probably makes Geno unaffordable for my Mariners.
>>152992412They didn't need tucker either and yet here we are
>>152992386You're going to have to leave. /mlb/ has a strict anti-LGBT policy.
KEK
Imagine we see a 10 for 1 trade for Elly de La Cruz to the Dodgers. I think it's going to happen
>>152992401i only went there once but it had soul
if magic johnson dies from aids, and frank mccourt doesnt get to own the dodgers, imagine what city they would be in
free agent bullshit should not be able to go on this long
>>152992422More like 2015-2019 Warriors dynasty. They will just tack on late career vets to pair with their superstar talent every year. They replaced Kershaw and Jansen good. Replaced Justin Turner and Belly with no problem. Another year or 2 they will sign more top tier talent as Mookie and Freeman fade out.
>>152992404The Cubs will spend on the right player, Tucker just isn’t the right player. He’s a mental midget that folds under pressure, not someone you can count on to lead your team. Hes great for the subhuman mutt team because they have Ohtani and Freeman and he can fade into the background
Basically we have two markets >players the dodgers wantAnd >everyone elseIf nobody else gives out these retarded deals there can be an end to the madness. Not every player can sign with the dodgers
>"If you're always rational about every free agent, you will finish third on every free agent.">"If you're always rational about every free agent, you will finish third on every free agent.">"If you're always rational about every free agent, you will finish third on every free agent."LMAO
>>152992212They’re winning 100+ and another World Series and you know it
>>152992421I think you should kys (keep your spirit)
>>152992448yea I was thinking this the other day, how come there isn't more of a timer on these shenanigans?
>>152992464LMAO of course
>>152992388Yeah but we have to do something. We have huge question marks on pitching and literally nobody in left field. We need 6 WAR between SP and LF.
doyers status?
>>152992306https://voca.ro/1im4MJ3J3ZSD
>>152992484So up
>>152992459>The Cubs will spend on the right player,lol
a genuine questionwith all the deferred contracts and MASSIVE overpaying (like the tucker deal), are the dodgers trading immediate success for EXTREME long term pain?where will they be 10 years from now when the seeds theyve sown finally grow? they will be a legit poverty franchise from 2035-2060, AT LEAST.
>>152992096>mariners ownership spending money lol. lmao even
>>152992427>can't handle certain pressures like being the top guyWell in that case the Dodgers are perfect for him because whenever one of their top guys cool off the others heat up. I don't think Mookie and Ohtani are ever simultaneously red hot
Just got home from watching The Bone Temple and my phone exploded with Passan's alert. Here's a truck for the Dodgers, I guess. It would be nice if my Mariners could sign one more outfielder to replace Robles and Canzone in RF, or trade for one.
>>152992464BAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>152991905Why was this guy the greatest thing since sliced bread anyway? Nothing about his statline pops out to me, but then I'm not super autism enough to know the advanced ones
>>152992487Everyone here is just giving you a hard time in fun, dude. You’re just being anal and giving them more incentive to haze you
>>152992212holy cope
>>152992472bankers habits dawg
>>152992496Maybe they're expecting massive hyperinflation.
>>152992496I mean nothing is worse for the bottom line than a lockout sooooooooo
relegation would serve the game better than a salary cap
>>152992443As a reds fan let's do it. Hell let's form an alliance, reds scout and develop the talent (only thing were good at). Dodgers get them when they're ready, reds get their castoffs (dodgers still cover the majority of their retarded salary)
>>152992484winning
>>152992496Never, their ownership (((GROUP)))aka blackrock + magic Johnson has infinite wallet glitch.
>>152992496they are doing this with the idea that baseball wont exist beyond 2040.
>>152992502I think /we/ will run with the team as is and hope Colt is rookie of the year. Add at the deadline again.
skubal to doyers next
>>152992496See >>152992415
>>152992496The Dodgers have an infinite money printer. You can quit your wishful thinking. There is no light at the end of the tunnel.
>>152992058ah yeah nawr ya cunt
>>152992464>le deferralsAm I stupid for wondering why other teams don't do this
>>152992533FUCK OFF
>>152992335I hope this happens but in real life and David Ortiz (who did steroids) is there and gets caught in the flames. Also, I hope the doggie doos don't threepeat unless it's against another AL East team except my Yankees because threepeats should be for the Yankletics only.
>>152992487if you ever meet my ex in melbourne tell her i still hate her fucking guts
>dodgers just caused the 2027 season to be cancelledwas it worth it
woah, just found out that >my dodgers got tucker>>152992502thank you Seattle bro
>>152992058why don't you assume we all have comical brooklyn accents?
>>152992479yea fairI guess if his stuff is good it's a moot point, he just seems like SUCH a cunt kek
>>152992547Licks your cock lovinglyYou're welcome
>>152992487thank you for the news, i cant read, i did read somewhere though that he signed. thanks for confirming it.>>152992510i mean he couldve done it in a Chinese accent to throw me off but he delivered
>>152992496the dodgers are hedging their bets on baseball not existing in the next 10-20 years. they will do everything in their power to win the next 3 or 4 more world series in a row, then inevitably lead to a long term lockout in ‘28 or ‘29 that will split baseball into MLB, XLB, and USSSBA (similar to what happened to football during the fan protest/covid years)
Dodger players will throw to avoid a lockout. Too much money for them on the line
>>152992409Kyle Tucker is a newer Jose Ramirez tier player that is very solid but just a bit under the greats of his day (Judge, Bobby Witt, Ohtani, Soto). He is a top 10 player in all of baseball, and top 5 at full health. He’s a 5 tool player that has a great eye and does well in the regular season. Not very good in the playoffs.>>152992500Keke will usually ignite the team when they are down in the playoffs. The Dodgers are so loaded that they can have all their MVP or former MVP players get cold as shit and still find a way to bounce.
Why are people so upset the dodgers just overpaid for someone? I’ll be upset if they get Bichette who is actually good
>A MLB source confirmed the Mets offer was 4 years at $220 million
1) Shohei Ohtani DH2) Mookie Betts SS3) Freddie Freeman 1B4) Kyle Tucker RF5) Will Smith C6) Max Muncy 3B7) Teoscar Hernandez LF8) Andy Pages CF9) Tommy Edman 2BSP1 YamamotoSP2 SnellSP3 OhtaniSP4 GlasnowSP5 SasakiCL: Edwin Diaz
>>152992502Montes is coming, itll all be good. Tucker who?
>>152992538Because other teams aren't willing to go bankrupt in a decade
I cant think of a more jewish team in sports than the LA Dodgers. Im sure all of the Latinx community is happy
>>152992538they do the problem is that they can't do it at the scale that the Doyers are doing it
>>152992531I can say for sure that this years opening day lineup will be better than last years, but it is worrisome that Young is at 2B and Colt or Williamson is at 3B. They must just really believe in that outfield. >>152992547You're welcome. Send me a Dodger dog sometime.
im a dodgersfag and i dont like tucker and its a massive over pay and hes an ex astros faggot and now i have to pretend to like himidk man idk>tfw typed basically the same thing about snell a year ago
>>152992564At least they got 2 years of Polanco for $40 million.
>>152992212I think a lot of fanbases would kill for their team to put all their chips in a 3-4 year window of consecutive WS championships/contention Even if Dodgers become a poverty franchise in a decade it'd probably be "worth it" for the memories of this dynasty age
>>152992513klenk grim
>>152992567You forgot ryback
>>152992562does this tucker deal increase what bo is likely to get in his?
>>152992567WOAWWW!!!!THE andy pages!??!!!
When is the first Snell and Tucker gaming stream?
>>152991941what kind of accent is this? I can't place it. midwest?
>>152992578True. LA will dip out so fast its not funny when they start losing though
a HERO (heavenly, pure) pitcher should break his hand day 1
This just feels like a vanity signing, they just signed him because they could and fuck all the poors.
>>152992590asian american 100%
>>152992562Boshitte can’t play defense or run. He is only a decent bat that will decline with time. I feel bad for the sucker that overpays him
>>152992562Because for the last week it was Blue Jays vs Mets and then the Dodgers walk in and offer about 30 million more then the others can spend and sign him. Just feels kinda shitty is all. Plus its a massive overspend that kinda fucks the market cause guys like Bo or Belly will ask for more then they're not worth that either.
>>152992585no, i don't think so. it probably moves the bellinger market along, though.
>>152992585Unless he's signing to the dodgers then no
>>152992569I don't think we'll see Lazaro before September.
>>152992496Yes, but that's because they know it fucking works.Any team or fanbase that wants their team to win would and should want to trade a decade of drought for a decade of success in a heartbeat, some would make even worse trades for even one world series.
>>152992573>I cant think of a more jewish team in sports than the LA DodgersIt's actually the Clippers. They aren't welcome where they are and the original team has claims to the land
>>152992585Probably not no
Did you hear the one about the Chinese Australian? He tried to throw the shrimp fried rice on the barby!
>>152992575Victor barely played and Dom was good until the playoffs where he was dogshit. I'd rather give Cole the time at 2b than sell the farm for a utility guy. Maybe Ben hits better this year idk, I'm just hoping Colt has a ridiculous spring training and wins the job and everything is sunshine and rainbows.>>152992569Lazaro is currently a frognigga yeah?
A reminder that the Tucker deal is a continuation of the Sports Gods punishing all of r/baseball for not taking proper action against the 2017 TrashtrosHere we go, again, with the whole “ruining baseball” schtick by the other 29 fanbases. Some want a lockout more extensive than in 1994. Some fans now want a 2005 NHL lockout-style labor stoppage. Some fans want the federal government involved to breakup the Dodger organization.Anything just to say they hate the Dodgers with the burn of a million bright suns. You know what I say? Karma. For laughing at the Dodgers when the Astros got proven cheating but suffered no consequences. For laughing everytime the Dodgers came up short to teams like the Red Sox, Nationals, Braves, and Padres. For laughing at every Kershaw downfall that had happened to his career, especially early on.This is what you all get. The Dodgers at their Machiavellian purest. The Tucker deal is more indicative of it. And it’s everyone else’s fault for laughing at us.Karma.
>Source: The Philadelphia Phillies are expected to sign IF, Bo Bichette. I'm told that the financial details have.l been agreed. Only thing that needs to be agreed on are Opt-Out and No-trade clauses.
>>152992496they will do this until a long lockout or until baseball splits into different brands.2027 they will pick up George Springer and Acuña Jr. 2028 theyll pick up sonny gray and trent grisham2029 theyll pick up judge, skenes, and Cal raleighand 2030 theyll finally get munetaka murikami
Got a cute girl's number right before I got the notification for the Tucker deal. I can't stop winning. I should get my ass down to the casino.
>>152992602Shut the fuck up mutt
Is there a more jewish team in american sports?>owned by multiple billionaires>no history>fanbase is exclusively latinx>popular with the lgbt community
>>152992496I hope to be rich enough to watch my gritty 2030 Doyers every other weekend.
>>152992626Does she still have a dick?
>>152992496Thing is, unlike the other teams the Dodgers have a direct pipe to the Japan market and get the cream of the NPB crop which basically ensures that Japanese tourists with enough disposable income to actually travel out of their economically stagnant country to visit fucking LA of all places will dump that income in their pot. If they ever get squeezed Guggenheim will probably sell Chelsea (lol)
>>152992621Wake up babe new doyer pasta dropped
>>152992617
>>152992626grats fren x
Reddit is having a meltdown over this saying it is like ICE raids so it is pretty based
Meanwhile my Angels get Josh Lowe. I liked Burke but this is fine I guess.
>>152992628The mets but its getting close
>>152992599that's an accent?
>>152992636No, she's a slim thick North African girl
>>152991905Owners meeting when?Rodgers can't keep getting away with this.
>>152992624Cal's an M until 2031
>>152992648yes.>>152991941go ahead and confirm that youre asian american for me
>>152992496the dodgers will probably win 2 more world series with this super team, and then proceed to be the first team ever relegated in MLB history by being so bad and poor they set multiple season records for losses from 2030-2040 MLB steps in sometime around 2045 and replaces them with the reno aces
Stove's hot boys
>Does absolutely fucking nothing
>>152992653o so she gotta bbc
>>152992654Agreed.
>>152992628>>no historyI don't like the Dodgers, but here's a (You).
>>152992660The fanfiction cope is sad
man haven't seen /mlb/ move this fast in weeks neat
All this because Lance Lynn gave up 4 home runs in a postseason inning
>>152992645Giving up Burke was way an overpay
>>152992655not with the ALLURE of the dodger blueand by dodger blue i mean stacks of CRISP hundred dollar bills.
>Bichette to the Jays>Realmuto to the Phillies>Valdez to the Mets>Bellinger to the YankeesBoring as shit. Lockout can't come soon enough.
>>152992660the average age on the team is like 45. theres no way
>>152992671no hes fucking not holy fuck
>>152992645I'm telling you retards my reds are gonna slay the dodgers in the yoffs next year. I dont want any credit all I want is for you to remember me for a second when it happens
>>152992674my dodgers are very good for baseball
>>152992674Stove is on fire once the top free agent signs.
>>152992665The Brewers are lucky that the World Series was so good it made everyone forget they got swept in the playoffs after sweeping the doyers in the regular season
>>152992422lol, no, but it does feel like the yanks late 90s run when they won 4 out of 5. they have a real shot at winning the next two years. but the dodgers arent' a young team, and it will be difficult to replace guys like freeman on the fly.
>>152991941No back afta dis?
>>152992671dodgers can fix this pay issue for judge
>>152992660i could see them being relegated unironically deep into the deferred contract period. theyll be so poor and non competitive that MLB will be forced to take action
>>152992619Yeah, Victor barely playing is part of why I want to replace him. When he did play, he was terrible. I also don't like that Canzone folded like origami under pressure. If we have to ride with them, I'll live with it, but with two rookie infielders we just don't have enough pop. I belt Colt will crush it in the spring though.Also, Lazaro got moved to Arkansas half way through the year. Sadly, he finished the season on an 18 game homerless streak and that's his number one trait. Probably just gassed.
> With the Dodgers and Kyle Tucker in contract agreement, the #Cubs will receive a pick after the completion of Competitive Balance Round B, and LAD forfeits its 2nd and 5th-highest picks + $1M from its int'l bonus pool.
>>152992665>will somehow be a top 5 team again
>>152992671this is nuts
>>152992689You are going to be so mad when the Dodgers sign Elly. It's the most obvious future free agency move in baseball.
>>152992698Brewers are chokers always have been always will be
>>152991941I like that everyone forgot about this jew fag for the chinese aussie
>>152992621based RC keeping the genny fresh with new content
>>152992689your reds go sat down like a fucking dogrun through like a fucking tissue paperthe red were a playoff obstacle like your mom saying no to me was an obstaclepathetic.
>this is going to splinter MLB>this is going to eliminate the sport>there'll be a lockoutIt's getting harder to tell if people are shitposting or genuinely believe this shit. For the schizos, unironically which team signing Tucker would have prevented such scenarios?
>>152992701Not even an, "I'll hang up and listen."
Somebody check on Joe Beningo
>>152992698No one will forget Ohatni's meme game. I'm going to have to look at those highlights of the rest of my life and there will be a brewers uniform in the background forever
>>152992715New Shohei:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTgqtgmEuGa/?igsh=aGVuc2wwOHI4ODk4
Per @JonHeyman, the Yankees are willing to add two opt-outs to Cody Bellinger's contract offer.The Yankees would also include "a big signing bonus" and no deferrals in the contract.
thank the big dick billionaires for lighting the stoviehttps://vocaroo.com/19othoV08BjC
>>152992466i keep forgetting about this, but it's more true every year. yankees, if you're listening, lock up your short porch merchant NOW
QUICK DODGER FAN POLLwould you trade:>2-3 more world series wins in the next 5 yearsFOR>being relegated out of MLB in 2040 due to massive payroll issues and going all-in in the ‘20sSIMPLE YES OR NO
>>152992716>EllyHe's fun to watch but not THAT good
>>152992674pfma
>>152991941Holy fuck I can smell the motza ball through my monitor
Tuckers gonna get so much money in fifty years when the dodgers finally pay him
>>152992724He punted on the off season and 2026 as soon as Diaz and Pete left. He is apathetic about all of this and will only tell you this is what happens when you play with fire by not treating your home guys well.
Conforto unironically caused this
>>152992705Just plug holes at the deadline, simple.
>>152992729What a fucking living stereotype
We're living in Juan Soto's personal hell, having to be on the 2026 New York Mets where his retarded fucking contract ballooned standards up so much the Mets can't afford another star as they all expect 60M too.
>>1529926781 year of Burke for 3 years of Lowe isn't that bad.
who's next?Bichette?Trade for Skubal?
>>152992739thats the price of greatness. Yes
>>152992716Elly is electric at times but also kind of a bum most of the time. Well deal him to you but no refunds
>>152992674dodgers did it on purpose for maximum entertainment purposes
>>152992735>no radio banter, fake ai shitgay
>>152992739I’ll probably be dead from cirrhosis so yeah
>>152992739There will probably be WW3 in a few years so I'll take the Roaring '20s
>Tucker goes from the Cubs to the DodgersCubgers mentioned
>>152992721Reds played the dodgers better than everyone but the jays
>>152992739yes i sat through a lot of bad dodgers teams idc if i have to do it again
>>152992729based onigiri enjoyer
>>152992722>which team signing Tucker would have prevented such scenarios?uh the cubs
>>152992747This is the best convenience good in the world
>>152992770Buddy the Angels are the Dodgers dad the last 3 years
>>152992757
>>152992748Based Canadian BVLL take
Not every team can spend like the dodgers but the Mets and Blue Jays can. They must have just not wanted him that badly
>>152992770congrats on the *played them hard* trophyswept and it wasnt even close btw
>>152992739yes, would be based. dodgers have created a new meta>spend like theres no tomorrow, defer everything >win 3+ championships >get relegated and declare bankruptcy >sell the team, come back 10 years later>REPEAT
>>152992729>countryProbably the only real surprise
4/5 of the way to nu tho
>>152992627Tucker had more WAR last year in 78 games than Bo did this year, and still did better than Bo despite having an injury this year. He can also play his actual position unlike Bo, who sucks as a SS. Tucker is a superior player.
>>152992788It was closer than you realize. Multiple times bases loaded but just couldn't end up capitalizing
>>152992404Paredes sucks in any other ballpark than Houston and was god awful in Wrigley, Cam Smith is unproven and started lagging (I think Shaw was the comparison for some reason, around the ASB), and Wesneski was the Cubs' worst pitcher. They gave up a prospect poker chip they don't need and had Houston take the trash out with them as they left. It was a fair gamble.
>>15299279575% me btw
Full details on Kyle Tucker's Dodgers contract, per ESPN sources:4 years, $240 million guaranteedOpt-outs after Years 2 and 3$64M signing bonus$30M deferred$57.1M a year in net present value after factoring in deferrals -- a record by $6M+A staggering deal.peff jassan
bree delio having a melty on insta. god i hate her busted face. still would though.
reminder: the mariners will dump cal in a year to arizona for picks.
>>152992783If we're going by pro wrestling rules the Angels are the world champs
>>152992599you guys think everyones asian...
>>152992804buddy im high on the tucker news you cant bring me down and make me watch the highlights againi just remember not even being worried once
>>152992757Definitely Bellinger.
>>152992729partial to a tuna onigiri me
>>152992075Doesn't really matter, it was always gonna be a disappointment when Cashman got extended.
>>152992791No, that's the Jeffrey Loria Method™>inb4 difference is there is no richer team (Yankees) to bail them out of their insane contracts via trade.
what even are the poodres doing this off season kek
>>152992808future devil ray written all over him
>>152992811same here bro. some of her pics get my little white pecker STIFF….you just know shes got a tight puss and pink back door.
Per Jon Heyman, the Yankees have offered multiple opt-outs to Cody Bellinger in their 5-year, $155M offer. They’re willing to add more money, but Cody Bellinger has countered that. Still is standing firm on 7-years.
>>152992739Not for being relegated out of the MLB. But luckily even if the Dodgers SUCK they'll always be able to compare themselves to the Rockies.
Im Passan will defend the (((dodgers)))
>>152992831Ownership limbo. Their time as a division rival is over, you can stop pretending to care about them.
>>152992780This and the marinated tuna sashimi one are the fuckin bomb
>>152992836Fap fap fap
Just root for the Dodgers. It's that simple.
>>152992808Why even put in the opt outs lmao nigga is not walking away from 60m/y
So there's not gonna be a 2027 season I guessThere's not even any other sports between june and september...
we are all dodgers fans
>>152992834Yeah her selling point are the juiced up legs/thighs.
Reminder that everyone complains that dodger give all the money to the big boys and they got their ass saved by Miguel Rojas not hitting anything on one month and hit a HR on game 7 , Will Klein have the performance of his life on game 3 and Andy pages catch after having one of the worst performance on post season history.
>>152992841(((Cleveland)))Explains a lot
>>152992834same but definitely didnt need to know about your johnson, bro
Tucker is such a fucking wimp man. Couldn't muster the courage to play against the evil empire
DAAAAAAW GEEEEEEEERS
>>152992236Saudis buying the Pirates or Reds and giving them a 300m payroll would be funny
>>152992864It will be so fucking funny when they get eliminated
Why not make an expansion team called the Flyover Pifmas
>>152992864Well yes but it also took the big boys to get them there. Without Yamamoto or Roki they would have crashed out in the wildcards
>>152992882It'll be funnier when they get a threepeat
Aroldis Chapman to the Dodgers. 1 year deal, 4.5 mil.
>>152992871Imagine how kino beheadings on the mound at PNC would be if MBS owned it.
>>152991905Now the Dodgers just need the final infinity stone that is the Skubal trade deal. It's gonna happen very soon and the league gonna be fever pitch in seethe mode.
Not one. Not two not, three...
>>152992864Bucky Dent home run doesn't change the fact this team is almost certainly going to win 100 games and three peat.
>>152992871> mfw i stumble drunkenly out of Al-Saud Ballpark up main street to the Casino Emirates
Mettiejetties, what is your next move?
>>152992236>Jays to get Tucker at $40MWhy do you care? It's not your money and they'll increase ticket prices anyway.
>>152992882You said this last year and the year before that
Greg Maddux, yes you read that right, Greg Maddux is coming out of retirement on a 3 million deal to pitch for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
>>152992496Dodgers probably already paid for all the contracts through their 330m/year TV deal and Japan moneys
>>152992900Getting gang raped by Saudis on the way until your asshole is raw all month
>>152992864>blue jays had the HIGHEST xBA disparity of any playoffs series everlucky little faggots STILL lost hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah COPE
Peff Jasson reports that Bryson Dechambeau has signed with the dodgers for $600 million over four years
>>1529928367 year under 140 is worth it if he produces for 7 years. will he produce for 7 years at 210? lol
>>152992905Valdez or bust ngl.
There is only one team that can beat the Dodgers and make them look like our bitch
BREAKING: Leaked new Los Angeles Dodgers cap unveiled for 2026 season. 100% real no fake.
Unironically I think this league is dead outside of the circus in LA. I have little to no desire to watch baseball while this absolute horseshit is ruining the game I love. I might watch my team occasionally, but the rest, nah I’m good.
>>152992744>tfw John rocker was terrified of this
>>152992933Why can’t they make the World Series and put a stop this?
>>152992905For the Mets, trade for Robert Luis Jr or sign Harrison Bader. It's a very lame pivot, but I don't want Belly. For the Jets, I would draft Ty Simpson at 2nd overall in controversial fashion.
Dodgers are going to win the next 8 years straight
>>152992321No, our core was home grown. These dodgers bitches are all bought.
>>152992937I'm really happy Tucker is staying in the NL.
Bellinger is not good anyone that is t Yankees Stadium. If a team can tardwrangle Framber then they should go for it. He is always healthy and is a workhorse
>>152992905I’m drinking alcohol and smokin weds (I’d be doing that anyway tho)
>>152992948Buddy next year is the last baseball season for at least 3 years
>>152992948Ohtani wasn't kidding when he told Walter and Friedman he wanted 9 more trophies after the first WS celebration
>>152992936copped, thanks
Once again reminded that this MLB fault for not giving the Dodgers their WS Trophy after Astros cheated, something changed after that.Is that + everyone not stopping the dodgers from slowly but surely building a super team when some of the acquisitions were not suppose to happen like Freeman and Mookie. at that point Ohtani was obviously going to choose the better, most prepared team and give them a bigger advantage than they already had.
>Dodgers payroll over 400 mil nowhonestly don't see how a salary cap doesn't happen at this point
Poodre bros, how do we cope?
>>152992739yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>>152992937counterpoint: dodgers are the villian for everyone to root againstt. dodgerchad
>>152992385>Andrew Friedman>Friedman>Trumps department investigation a newNah.
>>152992977the luxury tax is $420m buddy, not the payroll
Yo I think winning helps with the paying off big salaries
can we just cancel the 2026 season and hand the dodgers the trophy? They're gonna win 120 games and sweep through the playoffs.
Just heard the news
>>152992996WE NEED TO GO BACK
I know it’s just a job for the players, and that’s been true for at least my entire life but I’m kinda surprised that this seemingly doesn’t bother any of them. But then again of course it doesn’t bother them because they’re only motivated by how much they can get paid. Makes me question the amount of time I spend watching this shit
How does this impact by quest for penis?
162-0
since theres only about 10 posts left, gonna just get it off my chesti have cummed (HARD) to bree delios instagram pics.shes seething about the doyers rn on there btw.
>>152992999the VERY GOOD newsdoyers won that kyle tucker
>>152993003Kek and that’s why a salary cap will never happen. Even the players on poverty teams would revolt
>>152993008>bree delio>roots for every AL/NL East/Central team in existence she really gets under my skin
>>152992977It feels foolish for the Dodgers to make this move, considering there was a realistic chance no salary cap was going to be the case. Now it feels like they are so beyond the luxury tax threshold that a cap is necessary to stop this kind of spending spree. They poured more gasoline on the fire. If they three peat, it's going to be an even tougher battle between the players union and owners.
>>152992260actual unintelligible dogshit. send a link where he speaks english on the subject
>>152993016andrew friedman's greed sickens me
>>152993008thanks for sharing.
>>152993008any videos of her pissing or shitting?
>>152993010pedoception post
>>152992638japanese tourists buying box seats and dodger dogs is chump change.
>>152993023A thirst for winning is not greedI remember when everyone shitted on him for not doing enough before the trade deadline. He’s a 4d chess player
WE'RE ALL IN HERE>>152993009>>152993009>>152993009
>>152993022Didn't watch but I'll assume>dodgers are causing a lockout>dodgers are going to trade for skubal>mets are never going to win a game again
surely us padres will somehow sneak the division with the power of friendship...right?
>>152992724Kek, he likes the jets more than the mets.
>>152992670That's not their history you bootsucker
>>152992567have to admit, it must feel good to root for that team. half the lineup will have to be replaced within 3 years thoughever. will smith move to 1b when freeman's contract ends? can he play 1b?
>>152992732I can't believe the yanks are battling this hard for a guy who didn't do shit for them in the playoffs.
>>152992574those were the original contracts, sure, but why not show what's remaining on the deals? disingenuous
>>152993032kinosovl post you mean
>>152992732I don't want him back. It was a great trade, he's a good player. But Yankees need to learn to stop buying high. And they need to leave a spot for Spencer Jones.
>>152993157Retard
>>152992623would be quite a statement of intent if true
>>152992660if some of their farm actually develops and they don't trade them off, they may be able to navigate a rebuild without bottoming out. freeman's contract ends, will smith to first, rushing to catcher. teo expires the same year and is replaced by one of the 3 outfielders in development. glasnow out, sheehan or ryan plugs into the rotation. and on, and on
>>152992831Being handcuffed by Siedler Dodgers brothers ( O'Malley bloodline) there's a reason we're on sale. No sign of extension of Preller, hell idk if Preller can even sign a player with how cheap Siedler brothers are.
