back in my day Patrick Mahomes was the greatest quarterback that ever played the game.
Literally me when seeing any big hit
>>152993547>min 8 startsOh No Nix!
Bo Nix is changing lives
>>152993561literally who?
NAH HEAR ME OUTON EVERYTHINGFUCK THE SHITCAGO BEARS AND THEIR STUPID LITTLE RETARD COACH
>>152993588>blo dix
he's boilin and bubblin
>>152993592Josh Allen has an effect on women.
>>152993588I wish he'd change Denver, I fucking hate this place.
>>152993598
Last year I said I'd buy a Bo Nix shirt if the Broncos made the playoffs and I didn't after they made the playoffs. Did I curse the team?
SOVL
>>152993644I'm a Packer fan and FUCK YOU
>>152993644
>>152993663get grated
>>152993666
>YOU WANT SOME MORE NIGGER??!?Whoa... I can't believe Bo Nix literally said that after intentionally injuring Micah
>>152993686>and i called out his jewish owner as wellhe's....really getting out of hand, isn't he?
Obviously I'd love to be racist, but I think Caleb Williams is the best quarterback left in the NFC
Why is his skin so fucked upDude needs surgery and he's like 24
Oh how times change lol
>>152993737it's called being a man, anon. now go back to your anime.
>>152993737Dude I live in Colorado, I don't go outside much because the rays are fucking insane at this altitude. So many people out here look like their skin is leather.
>>152993737He's weirdly balding too where his hair is all thinned out. It's like he lives inside a radiator.
>>152993751this was my bracket from july
>>152993610Disgusting
>>152993737This is Bo Nix at 19 years old in his freshman year at Auburn kek he already looked ready to retire
>>152993763>>152993751I predicted half of the divisional round teams correctly I'm satisfied
>>152993773Oh this was like a week after the Superbowl by the way
>>152993755>>152993737>being a manKek. Actually, more realistically, it looks like facial scarring from acne.
another thread at 10pm the kiwi is shitposting while everyone is asleep and it's all gore / scat. stop noticing things you're a schiczy witzy!!!
>>152993784Acne is what I was thinking too If you're a kid going through that what can even be done? I've heard acne medicine is insanely bad. I never got it bad but I worry for my children over everything
>>152993768JUST
>>152993768Kinda fun having two Oregon QB's in the same division though. Little mini rivalry.
>>152993789Do yourself a favor and avoid opening non-football webms
>can't decide on whether to extend or fire lefruad>won't fire their awful special teams coach>have no cap space for the foreseeable future>have to watch the bears and 49ers play for a NFCCG next weekPacucks just keep getting cucked, it's hilarious.
>>152993789guys i love watching scat videos. how fucked up am i? its just girls taking shits, not the more vile stuff like in the webm posted. also go seahawks
>>152993789Schizo Alert!
>>152993790I had pretty bad acne when I was 14-15 and then got put on this medication called Minocycline and It worked like a charm for me. Cleared it up when I was 16. I only have vary light scaring that shows up if the lighting is right. I'm sure if continued into my late teens it would have been worse.
>Indiana Senate introduces bill to pay for new Chicago Bears stadium.Let's goopo! Gary Bears!
>>152993751The Great Betrayal.
>>152993847You forgot>guy they traded 2 1st rounders for and is being payed a QB salary blew out his leg>paying 55 million to the most dawgless QB in the league
anyone know where I can watch the superbowls from 90s and early 2000s, bonus if they include all the ad breaks
>>152993592Bros… what is she doing?
>>152993768Why do Nix and Herbert both have acne problems?
>>152993911not to mention their best TE and DT too, they're so fucked. at least they have their 1st round WR that caught 1 TD in 18 games>>152993963it's the steroids
>>152993912I'd describe the games to you but I don't have the express written consent of the NFL to do that.
We are witnessing history
The Broncos won’t make it past the divisional unless they start ryback
And to think I almost turned this game off
>>152994025Good thing they hired Harbaugh to take care of those 4th quarter collapses
>>152994028I have never seen anything like that before. What a fucking show that 4th quarter was.
Eagles getting rekt in the wild card round by the depleted 49ers was the most pathetic title defense I've seen in 20+ years
Please God let the 49ers win.
Please God let the 49ers lose another Superbowl because that would be so fucking funny
what coach and oc do my raidies end up with
>>152994073>coachRyback>and ocWade Barrett
>>152994046wtf happened to her right titty?
>>152994073Philip Rivers and Jim Bob Cooter
>>152994046
Can't wait for Purdy to win even though he throws 3 interceptions. Final score will be 31-17
>>152994080keep that roidmonkey zika baby away from my raidies >>152994088cooter lol
K-ACK
The jets should draft ryback now that Moore is going back to school
josh allen is gonna win the superbowl
>>152994108He's gonna die this weekend. The Broncos D is going for the kill
>>152994108>bills go through the road AFC gauntlet to make the superb owl>only to lose to an NFC meme teamthis will cause the most seethe and memes and the bills will be perpetually stuck with mcdermott
>>152994113nope lol. broncos are gonna lose just like your gay blue jays.
>>152993530>Blo Dix Throws Pix
>>152994073who cares you're going 4-13 regardless
>yet another Bo induced meltyWhat's the count at now chat?
Ryback poster is the new Jenny poster. Just stop dude. Literally no one thinks it's funny
>>152994118Please let them lose to the 49irs
I’m having a ryback induced melty
>>152994153Ryback has always been staple of /nfl/ you newfag
>avapedo desperately wanting to be the center of attentionKek
>>152994168For like 6 months? Ryback meme'ing this hard hasn't been a thing for years. Fucking newfag
>>152994167>>152994183
>>152994184https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Ryback/
>>152994188
>>152994192Got his ass
>>152994197
It's just 38 hours and 4 minutes before the Broncos dismantle Josh Allen.
AVAPEDO BTFO
I told you fuckers that proxysite was gonna kill /sp/
>>152994221>>152994231
Just brought this back from the future holy shit Broncos actually did it!!!
Rams Bears is go by crazy fast cause both teams are gonna run the piss out of the ball.
>>152994242They must’ve put in Ryback
>>152994241
>>152994245Doesn’t hold 1/2 the aura Decoy has
you guys are GROSS
>>152994234Fucking good. We've taken enough shit off the jannies. Its time we started fighting back. If we can't have /sp/ then no one can. Rip Lyl gone but not 5gotten.
i hate you people
>>152994270you are mentally ill
girls shitting is fine but I draw the line at black people
>>152994278at least my name isnt domagoj patkovic and i dont fuck trannies
One of the most pathetic janny showings in history
>>152994286no clue who that is or who you think it is, skitzy the clown
ok you can sniff it but only once
>>152994283Now this is based!
>>152994305are 49ers really the most Mexican NFL team?
>>152994312That’s rybacks team
Nice thread
Tony Dungy doesn't like the playoff schedule
>>152994322I didn’t like the schedule this season in general. The same teams playing each other twice in 3 weeks happened way too often
>>152994322I agree. this playoff shit is unfair cuz what's the point making it to the SB if your star players are too hurt and injured while the #1 seed team is full rested and healthy
>>152994347
>>152994347Alt
>>152994312tied with Cowboys. followed by Raiders and Rams
>>152994347>>152994379dumb ass its 2026. Go to grok, type in "anime girl with Raiders hat/jersey" and stop needing to be spoon fed. wont even cost you anything
>>152994322It definitely gives a bigger advantage to the 1 seeds. Bills had a war with the Jags on Sunday and then have to play the opening game Saturday. That combined with two long flights is brutal
2026 could go down as one of the worst drafts in recent memory. Only Bain, Downs, and Mendoza are worth drafting in the top 10. This must be why so many teams traded firsts this year
>>152994350They've been doing that for a few years but it's inconsistent so many teams play eachothern in week 16 and 18. Division matchups should happen in the 1st 6 weeks and the rematch should happen in the last 4 weeks with minor exceptions like Thanksgiving should always have Lions vs Packers/Bears and Cowboys vs whatever name the Washington team is going by now or the Giants. I'd actually be fine if they put all the NFC East games on Thursday so I won't feel the need to watch them.
That's it I'm personally going to double jannies salary until we get this thread cleaned up
>>152994424bitch looks like an ayy lmao
Why are people from homosexual countries so mad at Bo Nix?
>>152994473
>literal demons tempting me in a sports threadLmao at you impotent spawn of Lucifer. Fuck off Im not gonna watch porn an erode my sovl like some animal. Get back to where you came from, abomination from the abyss. I simply will not give in to sin. Now begone before I summon you to my living room and punch you in the balls with my crucifix brass knuckles.
>>152994485Based
Ma Homey just needs a lil more help you see, he's got the lowest help index in the league
Guys, it's not even halftime. Calm down.
Playoff games stats of big 4Below league average: Played/Won>So 30%, 40% means 30% of games played, and 40% of those 30% where wonBrees: 22%, 50%Rodgers: 27%, 17%Rodgers(GB): 24%, 20%Manning: 41%, 46%Manning (minus 2015): 33%, 25%Brady: 35%, 53%Above league averageBrees: 78%, 50%Rodgers: 73%, 63%Rodgers (GB): 76%, 63%Manning: 59%, 56%Manning (minus 2015): 67%, 56%Brady: 65%, 84%Brady won at a much higher rate, both when playing above average and when playing below average, compared to his peers. He won a greater percent of games playing below league average than Brees won playing above.
>>152994532>t. Tom Brady on 02/05/17
>>152994516>Stroud has more help than Burrow>Allen has more help than Goff and Daniel Jones>Flacco has more help than Penix>anyone having more help than Dak PrescottPure retardation
>>152994322Just think of the broadcasters! Some people need to be treated more fairly than others
>>152994516>Help Score Analytics fags have truly jumped the shark now
>>152994554The Help Score is a composite of:- Pressures Over Expectation (POE)- Target Separation Delta (TSD)
>>152994516>>152994573What about the Jelq score?
God bless that is some embarrassing egghead shit lol
>nerds in sportsDisgusting concept. Fuck stats. Fuck numbercrunchers. Fuck well AckChuaLLy niggas. This whole statistics/data-driven fad has outlived its usefulness.>t. statistician (unironically)
>>152994574>Mac jones
>>152994599you must hate baseball
>>152994606>basebore
>>152994516>>152994574What's are xG, xA, xGA, xGOT and pre-assists of football?
>>152994606I kinda do but I appreciate a lot of the statistification of baseball happening on a comfy microlevel, like nerdy kids taking big scoresheets to games and taking notes. Thats weirdly sovlful. Maybe its only my headcanon though Ive only been to one major league baseball game in the states. I was sitting next to an ex-hippie boomer who LOVED the opportunity to explain everything to a completely ignorant yet interested German. The glee in his eyes when we sang the little song during the 7th inning or whatever will always stay with me.>take me out to the baseball gaaaameHe even finished by patting my shoulder and saying "yup now ya know most things about this sport"
What is the LEBRON and VORP of NFL?
>>152994640*ball game of course lmao. Borat moment
>>152994543>most unlucky athlete in the history of organized sport
>>152994641nobody in nfl history has ever shamelessly ringchased like lebum has over his career
>>152994653LEBRON is a stat
>>152994641EPA? No one gives a shit about it though really
>>152994659jesus
Don't advanced stats say John Stockton is top 5 all time kek
>>152994667Analytic nerds are something else man
>we are losing the argument. I need a stat STAT
stat chads > eye test retards
>>152994653Stat Padford exists. You're right that ringchasing isn't really a thing (or at least not to the degree it is in the NBA) in the NFL. At most you'll have some washed up WR like DHop or OBJ jump around competitive franchises but it's not like anyone cares
>>152994689he was traded, and then proved he wasn't a padder when he didn't have a dogshit team
>>152994684Wrong. Stats are for people who lack intuition (e.g. the unsouled)
>>152994689stafford never had a 2 hour special on TV just to announce that hes gonna go ringchase for a few years i mean think about a QB doing what LeBron has done in the NFL >drafted by lions >leave for a superteam in Miami>come back to the lions when they put together a decent team>leave for the 49ers when the bottom falls out fucking shameful
>>152994700Lack this bussy
>>152994692He specifically requested a trade to a contending team, very few QBs ever request a trade even if their team sucks balls
>>152994703Lebron is based
>>152994716lepedophile is going to wind up in gitmo
>>152994706>unsouled responseAs expected.
>>152994721
>>152994684>Bo Nix is better then Pat Mahomes and Josh AllenHeh.... I guess we gotta trust the numbers :)
>>152994732QBR and EPA are memes, boxscore already says both Mahomes and Allen are better
>>152994727
>>152994732>dak statpadsix
>>152994743not his fault he as a bottom two defense in the nfl. people said brees stat padded as well
>>152994748>domebabby brees
>>152994706I prefer your mother's pussy actually
jamarcus russell
ive gotten super sick twice in the last couple weeks and its ruining my vacation ;_;
>>152994795Fuck bruv. Whats wrong? And where are you staying?
>>152994806sore throat, fever, weakness lasts like 3 or 4 days happened on Christmas Eve too, just hit like freight train, went away around new years and has been back again for the last couple days just miserable, just taking a staycation at home for about a month but its been eaten up by getting sick
>>152994830Bro that sucks. Honestly. Hope you get better soon. Got some good stuff to read at least or something?
>>152994830I got one of the worst flu I've ever had on Christmas. cough, sore throat, head ache, fever, chills, couldn't sleep, when I did sleep it'd be for like 20 minutes, tons of phlegm and lasted for 7 days
divisionals gonna be duds except for rams bears
Go football!
>>152994870See my earlier post, satan >>152994485
>>152994883no!
I wish Trump would drone kiwi
>>152994516>Help score Imagine being this desperate to make fraudtrick mahomo as anything but a washed up bum
>>152994516>No RybackWelp, looks like we're going to have to discard the whole thing. Too bad too because it looked very promising
>>152994930I wish he'd drone mahomes fags
Since this thread is already derailed I will recommend the Conan the Cimmerian stories to all anons who are sick in bed.
>>152994574>Browns receivers get more seperation than wrs that ran 4.3s at the combinePeople really are dumb enough to believe this chart too.
>>152994994very much yesRobert E. Howard's originals and not pastiche trash
>>152993601>blo dixyou are banned from r/denverbroncos. reason: homophobia
>>152995034>a major part of sports is shit talking other teams and getting shit talked yourself>ban opponents from shit talking youso they just want a circle jerk?
>>152994930I'm not the one spamming porn+poo webms fuckwit. I've just been Nix posting
i don't care if the rams win, i just want the bears to lose
>>152995031Absolute man of culture.
how would you rate playoff CJ?
>>152995097rams squeaker in an injuryb owl
>>152995097I just want the not white qbs to be eliminated. I'm tired of seeing low iq ball being played.
>>152995112he's the busrider that people pretend squrts, goof, turdy, etc. are
>>152995112He's fine to good. Stats are deceptive he put the team on his back in that game against the Chargers and the Steelers game the Center kept fucking up the snap. I think the Texans are gonna whip the Pats in Foxborough
>>152995112they would have beat the chiefs if it wasn't for blatant refball
>>152994283>>152994295>>152994301>>152994361>>152994367built for hung BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
The first three Superbowls weren't Superbowls and I'm tired of pretending they were My Chiefties lost the first AFL-NFL championship game and won the 1st Superbowl. Furthermore the Chiefs have won in addition to I, LI, LIV LV.
>>152994002josh allen bros.....our response?!?!?!
>>152993561That dude was so ugly. It's crazy how ugly that dude was in hindsight
My broncies will soon beat hate!
oi! sum1 say da whyte qbs givin out da cummiez, braddah?? *HAKA SUCC**wags tongue*
Where's that faggot who told me the Jags secondary was the strength of their defence?? Fucking told you they were mediocre and carried by the front 7Little mutt idiot learn ball
>>152994283#>>152994295#>>152994301#>>152994361#>>152994367#built for hung pajeet cock
>>152995279Solo, la pa loiya Solo!Han, ma bookie, keel-ee calleya ku kahHan, ma kee chee zayalso the kiwi is based. it's der Ewige Chikaner causing problems
>>152995305>>152995278for example, these are der chikaner.
Kek bumcofag seething trying to make the broncos look like a white team
>>152995334
We are white o algo!
so uhhhh, darnold's new oblique injury
what do these numbers mean
>>152995383they mean the USA has fallen
>>152995383it means broncos are known frauds and the seahawks are also frauds but people still gaslight themselves that darnold won't collapse this time
>the last Packers fan who found out they lost
Time to show /sp/ their place!>>152995438>>152995438
Yall niggas are posting in a bears thread
>the absolute state of the cope in the bootyblasted city on the Schuykil...https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/169066/the-giants-got-john-harbaugh-but-only-john-harbaugh
>>152995458You now realize this was Aaron Rodgers' last moment on an NFL field.
>>152995383>LineThe bigger the minus number the bigger that team is the favorite to win the game. I won't explain spread vs moneyline because anyone who bets moneyline is a fucking idiot>O/UOver/Under means the total points you think will be scored in the game by both teams. If you bet over you think it'll be more if you bet under you think it'll be less than that amountOverall it's best to bet moneyline+over/under rather than spread because if you see a path to victory for the team you select you generally will be right with the way they will win (low scoring defensive battle vs shootout)
>>152995463Lamar is honestly so fucked and I don't think he realized how good he's had it the last 7 years. If Lamar was even half the champion that people think he is, he would have gone all the way at least twice with the teams and circumstances he's had. One seeds, top defenses, offenses designed specifically to suit his skillset, and it all just kept disappearing in January.
>>152995492Anyone who bets spread is a fucking idiot*
>>152995492Thanks anon. Also why does 4chan turn my pic sideways.
oh nvm it didn't turn it sideways for once
>>152995511>>152995502Nice picture you fucking ace photographer motherfucker.
>>152995502Holy shit I can see Ryback's house from there
>>152995525This Ryback shit is painfully unfunny and has been getting forced way too hard lately.
>>152995520>>152995525lol that was on top of Signal Hill in California. My gf and I just watched There Will Be Blood and wanted to see some of the sights from the movie.
>>152995545>Rybitch's recent mentions
ahh damn it turned sideways again lol
>>152995545few are saying this
>>152994485>The notion of the King's Pact and the seal of Solomon are rooted in mythology and folklore >and do not have any scientific basis or evidence to support them
>>152995553>you now remember this old pervert literally had a BBC fetish and was trying to force young white women to indulge his fantasies about them getting raped by groups of black men and he had to resign over this embarrassment
>>152995545everyone agreed with this
>>152995545it's the same person on 2 devices. one posts it, then there's always one response shortly after. just add it to the filter
>>152995305Nix reminds them…
Bussy
it's the same Ryback on 2 devices. one Ryback posts it, then there's always one Ryback shortly after. just remove it from the filter
>>152995588Schizo Alert!
>>152995545Ryback was raped by his uncle at 13 and developed a heroin addiction and overdosed in 2015. I don't know why people are still talking about him.
kek how did Darnold injure himself on a bye week?
>>152994684>eye test retardsWe call those guttyboys around here.
Why are Rammers so nervous about the weather?
>>152995605he said he tweaked it when he bent over to pick up something he dropped
>>152995605He's not actually injured or the line would have moved a lot more significantly. It's still -7 for the Seahawks and prediction markets moved 1% since the announcement from 26% for the 49ers to 27%.
>>152994322If the Broncos and Pats fall this weekend, it'll probably be used as an excuse for why we need more short week games.
>>152995619SoCal team going to play in an actual outdoor winter environment
stop being racist damn
>>152995628They're probably both winning. I'd be pretty surprised if they both lost.
>>152995627yes, darnold's not actually injured. he lied about his injury so he would have an excuse if he shits the bed yet again
reminder: if a single non-QB player accounts for 25% or more for a team's TDs, that's a problem as they will be target #1 for the opposing defense and will get shut down in the playoffs
>>152994842I’ve been rewatching better call Saul/breaking bad i appreciate it, on the mend now >>152994851im sorry it seems like everyone is picking something up this flu season, literally everyone i know has gotten sick in the past month or so
>>152995595>Rybitch's numerous devices
>>152995645Broncos would have to fuck themselves.Patriots are hit or miss. If the Texans can put pressure on Drake Maye, I suspect he'll make quiet a few bonehead mistakes.
The Rams are preparing for the Chicago weather at their winter training facility in Montana named Ram Ranch. Look it up.
>>152995684Everyone knows the toughest of training goes on at Ram Ranch. In fact, it's so popular that I'm pretty sure the Cowboys have requested to use the facility as well and the Rams organization granted joint training sessions.
>everyone focusing on how the rams will deal with the burrs because the burrs aren't a threatkek
What do we think of the recent Super Bowl script leaks?>rams vs bills
>>152995684>>152995689I heard they flew in aaron rodgers as a guest instructor
>>152995724I fucking hate it. Fuck herbivore champs
>>152995725
>>152995731makes me wonder: what do my Seahawks eat?
rumors are that mcdaniel and flores are the favorites will be in the short list of 4 candidates for the second round of interviews for the ravens
>>152995737Dick (but honestly probably fish)
gotta hand it to them, this stadium redesign looks fucking amazing
>>152995742McDaniel would make Lamar happy, giving him a head coach that's a black brother
>>152995755When will it open?
>>152995724>Plastic soulless franchise vs. Media darling flopper heckin big chungus ringless reddit teamShan't watch if those are the final 2. Literal worst outcome of the remaining teams.
>>152995755Yeah
>>152995768I believe it'll be opening either before or after the 2030 season
>>152995742Lamar is going to find out really quickly that getting rid of Harbaugh was a mistake. Neither of those two are going to bring the Ravens more success. McDaniel is a bitch and Flores is honestly too much angry melanin for Lamar to handle. No matter which one they choose, Ravens are headed for mediocrity. Lamar's prime years are behind him anyways.
>>152995644Make us
>>152995662>as if just targeting him will mean he gets shut down
>>152995795True. Ravens 8-9 at best in 2026
>>152994322He's right. The schedule has gone to shit in recent years. The owners and networks are too greedy and are diluting the product for views.32 teams playing 16 games with the top 2 seeds getting byes and no Monday nights or short weeks in the playoffs was peak efficiency and fairness.
