>>152997644Anime
>>152997644Drake Maye's wife hangs out with that slimy Jew Portnoy on her own
Cuck Allen
My quarterback is going to RAPE Buffalel tomorrow.
>>152997657Incel goblin hands typed this post
Le trap casual
>21-3
Do you guys ever get tired of the QB wars
>>152997644fucking kek
>>152997717DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>>152997702>some retard the other day actually thought more people betting on the bills moneyline meant they were favored to win the gamekek
it's over for the Bills and Bears
>>152997721
>7 of the current head coaches, at one point directly coached Jared Goff as HC, OC, or QB Coach with a combined tenure of 34 years as well making up all 4 NFC North head coachesgoof is the king maker
>>152997746Someone make one of those /pol/ "Jews are behind it all" things but about Goof
Shitcago about to get cucked by LA twice in a week
>>152997746Deadass just a Rams stat.
>>152997807if only the slants could play real men sports
>>152997807Ramdgers gonna give it to them
is it a penalty to take your cup out mid play and throw it at someone?
smeth knows
>>152997649
Buffalo is going all the way.
>>152997657@grok is this true
>>152997829who is the roastie? kay adams?
>>152997832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXZoPQ2q3s
>>152997831this has to be his year or else we need to start talking about him being a liability for the Bills, No Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow.
>>152997827NFL players don't use cups
>>152997837yes
Broncos got heemed by the bills at buffalo last year so this is legit the broncos superbowl expect every single meme play payton has. Vance Joseph hasn't signed anywhere he just had an interview so expect him to send everything he has at allen until hes knocked out of the game and trubisky is in. This is the broncos Rubicon
>>152997657>>152997873just because a man and woman spend time together doesn't mean they're fucking
>>152997886This
>>152997831If he doesn't make the Super Bowl this year, he will forever be clowned.
>>152997886Every woman ive hung out with ended up with us fucking. Even this one chick who literally just got married the week before was bouncing on my dick in my car lmao. Women are even hornier than men and always looking to trade up its in their nature
oi! sum1 sey da whyte qbs givin out da cummiez, braddah?? *HAKA SUCC**wags tongue*
the NFL needs a hot female kicker or longsnapper
>>152997858>no burrow
When was the last time you saw an Eagles player that was wide open? You have to go back to at least 2023 to find evidence of such a thing
>>152997928And she should be asian
>>152997928she traveled
>>152997829Stafford confirmed throwing 3 picks and fumbling 3 times to just win by 3 points.
>>152997945Hurts limits the offense
>>152997963Is what I would say if I was a gay retard who didn't know ball
>>152997932the nfcw
william fichtner, the actor from such classics as black hawk down and armageddon, is a bills fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGx8wY2HRPs
>>152997886my friend and pool buddy is married, we hang out all the time. i understand her husband not liking it but we've been friends for years and play at least once a week so he can deal with it
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>152997829Smeth doesn't know ball
Do you think Belichick texting Flores was actually a mistake or did he just want to cause a problem for the Giants?
>>152997863Heated Rivalry pt. 2
>>152998023Browns boutta have every defensive record in the book while eclipsing every inept offense record
>>152998036He obviously wanted to fuck the giants cause his undefeated season
>>152997807This dude disappeared the entire second half of the season, no one is upset that they're giving him a quarter billion dollars.
>>152998023should have just kept stefanski
>>152998050You don't know ball
>>152998062>>152997973How are these bots not range banned yet? So fucking annoying
>>1529979454th quarter AJ brown got some separation down the middle, Hurts threw a perfect pass and it bounced off Hurt's hands
>>152998092Brown's*
Why the fuck are posts being sent twice??
>JMac host The HerdShit start to the weekend
>>152997945I went to Bama so I like Devonta Smith, but I feel like he hasn't really done anything in Philly. He just seems like a typical league average WR2 there. Is it just a scheme problem, or is he just kinda ass? He was an absolute monster at Bama. I don't watch many Eagles games.
>>152998163He's one of the best contested catch guys in the league, the issue is he runs 400 hitch routes a game
>>152998163Jalen Hurts is not good
>>152998163>I went to BamaWere you in a frat? Did you go to any good parties?
>>152998163He's far from average. He's a #1 on most teams and would be one of the most productive receivers in the league if AJ Brown wasn't there.
>>152997829
>>152997807Didn't he win a ring for the Cheatstros? (well he wasn't even part of the 2017 team)
>>152998191Tucker won in 2022
Bussy
Hurts is better than caleb williams, he's the least fraudulent black qb
>>152998230Why is he eliminated from the playoffs then?
>>152997932Xeattle
>>152998260because of his OC. you know the one who got fired? pay attention retard
Name one thing that Hurts is actually good at, he's not even that good of a scrambler
>>152998230>Hurts is better than caleb williams,At this point, Caleb is better than him.
>>152998283>>152998286It was Patullo limiting him.
>>152998260they played a real team, not fellow jesterguild frauds
>>152998230Then why is he at home?
This is your reminder that the bears haven't beat a single good team all year and needed 6 meme comebacks against bad teams to go 11-6the patriots needed no such nonsense and went 14-3
>>152998299Kevin Patullo
>>152998293He didn't baby his scheme enough for him?
if hurts was good why couldn't he beat the fraudulent bears
>>152997816Just a reminder that Stafford saved McVay's career by simply refusing to listen to his egotistical controlling bullshit and just balling out.
Two frauds are making the owlBroncos Bears
>>152998318nobody said hurts was goodwe said he was better than calebboth of them are bad
>>152998318There was a 40 mph wind that day.
>>152998308but muh weather that won't affect Williams for some reason
>>152998323I thought we agreed it was going to be Bills Bears?
>be qb>leave garbage flyover division (worst in football) for superior west coast division (2nd best in football, best in the NFC)>God immediately rewards you with a SB Victory>flyover cucks can do nothing but seethe and spam "stat padding" for years because their quarterbacks and teams are objectively bad
>>152998046browns about to be the opposite of the 2012 saints lol
>primary advantage bears have is weatherluck>moving to a dome to nullify that advantage>actually arguing about which state and which dome they'll move to
>>152998347Why did he get veneers?
>>152998023Gym Shorts should return to the Lions as their DC.
>>152998356You have to in LA
>>152998356all the lead in the water damaged his teeth
>>152998347NFCW was weaker than ever when the Rams won. You are woefully brown and retarded. Literally 0 ball knowledge.
>>152998373copethe NFCN is the worst division in football
I finally found ithttps://youtu.be/uc5II7ywN_A?t=41
Gayleb in a Patullo offense would've missed the playoffs
>>152998180I rushed freshman year but decided against continuing because I was a mechanical engineering major and decided it wouldn't be worth it to join a frat long term as I would be so busy in my upperclass years. If I was a communication major or business I would have probably continued.
>>152998399how did bo nix not throw for 4k yards
>>152998230lolno, Caleb is already 10x better at throwing the ball than Hurts is. I think Hurts is probably the better pure runner but that isn't the QBs job.
>>152998388I don't get it. Where's the AI?
How well is John gonna do in the Giants?
>>152998393https://youtu.be/oMAj5y4GdkU?t=41
>>152998423SOVL
>>152998363I would love this desu
>>152998417lol no, gayleb is horribly inconsistent and has been bailed out by luck the entire season against shitters
muh charts n shiet tho
>>152998321Whatever helps you cope lil nigga
what's this look called?
>>152998410Have you ever seen him play? I think he statistically has the best o-line in the league but somehow manages to regularly miss wide open guys with 6 seconds to throw. Also doesn't help that Payton is obsessed with spamming screens and checkdowns
This report sounds juicy, until you realize that Jeff Lurie is one of the most in-control owners in the sport. absolutely NOTHING about this presentation of him rings true.
>>152998465
>>152998465forgot my pic
>>152998475>Where's Waldavius
>stats across years which prove my qb is league average dont count>cherrypicked stats about stafford count though
>>152998486Who are you quoting? There's not a single Stafford stat itt.
>>152998199Teio
>noooo it was in another thread so it doesnt count
According to my friend who knows about NFL (Chatgpt)Most likely Superbowl winners this season are1-seahawks2-rams3-broncos
>>152998518it's funny, none of those teams is making it past the divisional round
Why did the Jags give up?
>>152998529desu it the Bills don't win it this year I'm not sure if they ever do
>>152998470relax jeff
I understand the appeal for NFL , but it's so fucking slow . I mean, compare it a high-pace game like counter-strike . I know, esports but still
>>152998542We will see about that
>>152998546they didn'ttrevor trevor'd
>>152998563cs is better than almost every sport except f1 though
this is nuts
>>152998546How did they give up? It was a close game. A couple mistakes were the difference.
>>152998563What are some ideas NFL could incorporate from CS to make the game more interesting for the fans?
Who is the Donk of the NFL?
>>152998563>>152998578What is even the appeal, the action last like 1 second and need to have a reaction time of a F1 driver to win
should I?
>>152998613nonwhites wouldn't get it i guess
>>152998392SHITkaner you are fucking retarded. How does this CUMULATIVE playoff success chart disprove my point? According to you Stafford won an owl because he moved to a stronger division. That's moronic in and of itself, considering half the Super Bowl champs like the Eagles, Chiefs, Patriots, Giants, and Saints are able to reach and eventually win the owl thanks to a complete lack of competition for home field advantage. Stafford never won the NFCN so it's even more retarded. If the division was supposedly so wide open, why couldn't he win it? And obviously the NFCW was weak as shit when the Rams won. Their biggest threat was the Kyler Murray Cardinals who collapsed down the stretch. Seahawks were below .500, the Niners didn't have Purdy or CMC, Colton McKivitz was nowhere near as good as he is now. You. Are. Brown.
>>152998608gopros in every playerspectator mode where you can watch the game from any povreconstruct the full 3d space and let the viewer select any point in free space to watch from
>>152998635uh oh leadhead meltie
GAYLEB CAUGHT PERFORMING SATANIC RITUAL BEFORE RAMS GAME
>>152998643My team is in the NFCEYou are brown
IT>Green Bay Packers2011: Lost in Divisional Round to the New York Giants2012: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2013: Lost in Wild Card Round to the San Francisco 49ers2014: Lost in NFC Championship to the Seattle Seahawks2015: Lost in Divisional Round to the Arizona Cardinals2016: Lost in NFC Championship to the Atlanta Falcons2019: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2020: Lost in NFC Championship to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers2021: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2023: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia EaglesJUST>Minnesota Vikings:2012: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers2015: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2017: Lost in NFC Championship to the Philadelphia Eagles2019: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2022: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New York Giants2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Los Angeles RamsMEANS>Chicago Bears:2010: Lost in NFC Championship to the Green Bay Packers2018: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles (Double Doink game)2020: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans SaintsLESS>Detroit Lions:2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas Cowboys2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington Commanders
>>152998645Nah dude that's just a benihana, i've eaten there before
Its criminal there's no NHL teams in Alaska or Maine thinking about it
>>152998470why are black qbs so fragile?
>>152998665Forgot the image thread related
>>152998665Not enough people live in those states for it to be profitable
>>152998679>>152998665why doesn't remote patagonia have soccer teams? besides the fact jews set it on fire to buy it
>>152998665Those are the kinds of places that needed a team in the 1920s and they needed to be extremely good from the 1920s to the 1960s in order to exist today
>>152998665Wisconsin has no hockey team but teams south of the Mason dixon line do. I guess Wisconsin is an embarassment to the great lakes
>>152997829based smeth was the only one to pick the bills to beat the jags
>>152998679Most of those don't have teams for obvious reasons but what's up with Virginia?
>>152998700The Milwaukee Milks
>>152998659>le 0-16 man
>>152998715DC
>>152998685Because no one lives in Patagonia. Its an empty cold desert
>>152998715>VirginiaThey root for DC teams
Vrabel Soon
>>152998722why do jews want it then
>>152998745Jews don't want Patagonia (who is already own by foreign owners anyway) mostly it is a theory because before Israel existed someone proposed for Israel to be located in Patagonia before the Panama's Canal was created
Say it
>>152998717Milwaukee Sows
*mindrapes the janny*
>>152998745Mining rights
>>152998761HOLD THE LINELOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
*evades another ban*
>>152998761>OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BUFFALO THR-ACK!!!https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150676498
>>152998799Hey are the ravens playing this weekend? Did they get a bye? What's with all the monkeying around?
>>152998761We love our kiwi!
*calls the moderators paedophiles**makes bitchknees quit**evades another ban*
>>152998753>weebshit
>>152998753Glad we're out of the flashback. Reminder that LA teams have the power of God and anime on their side.
starting to think the best strategy to force a meme is to spam it during gamethreads rather than in /nfl/
*enjoys 4chan**doesn't let silly rules stop him enjoying 4chan**mindrapes the moderators yet again*
>>152997832A man can only dream
i learned from /int/ that latin americans have been in a 20+ year internet war all because dbz was dubbed into mexican spanish
This shit is grim.
>>152998828Rams should make their logo the Rams head instead of the LA
>>152998845Yep. I went to school in Miami and this was a legit discussion point about Asian influence in Latin America a professor had to discuss due to weebs.
>>152998622If you have the dough to buy it, everyone wants the piss trough, even rich people in Toronto want it.
the rams are emblematic of flyovers being cucked out of everything by hated coastals
>>152998715DC teams are VA teams
Hello fellow Americans Who likes hotdog and guns shooting?
>January 16th, 2022: The Cowboys run out of time on the last drive of the game vs the 49ers in the NFC Wild Card Game
>>152998679I dream of the day I can root for MY Boise Redskins instead of trying to pretend to care about Seattle teams
*watches First Things First**takes it very seriously**respects Kevin Wildes*
>>152998933Why this dude running?
The most American principles are ignoring every other country, not giving a fuck, and saying exactly what you think, and sometimes crying when an eagle flies
its crazy that we absolutely geopolitically humiliated all of the enemy thirdies below us kek
Yah that’s right, go get your fucking shine box.
>>152998952you're gonna hire mike mcdaniel lol
>>152998966
>>152997644Who's winning apecrush this year?
>>152998997probably the milkwaukee bucks
>>152998952>*respects Kevin Wildes*Even after that crash out?
>mindrapes Kiwis so hard they never recover
>>152998997The people who don't watch it
>>152998972This is antisemitic
>OJ Simpson, a former Bills>fleeing from the L.A. police>Driving a BroncoRams vs Bills super bowl confirmed?
>>152998890Would /nfl/ hate it if the Rams brought back the navy and gold as a throwback uni? I was surprised that their rivalry jersey didn't go for that. Just call it a nod to Award Shows or some shit like that.
>>152999030I don't know where Semitic is so why should I care, USA #1
*moves to bongland**immediately put in prison for 50 years due to posting without an internet loicense*
I just realized that you could abbreviate "Soldier Field" as "SoFi".
>>152999056The game is in SoFi? Lit
*eats bangers n mash**immediately put in prison for 80 years for eating without a fork loicense*
>>152999056ironically enough, soldier field also fucked up big time by ruining their stadium so badly its no longer a landmark
Post
>>152998873>weebs are wasting a professors valuable lesson time to debate some mass media anime dubdark ass timeline.
>Beverly Hills Cop>Wears a Lions Jersey>Demolition Man>A movie about a future dystopian AI/surveillance Los Angeles>Robocop>A movie about a future dystopian Detroit with transhumanism and tech police>LA Rams and Detroit Lions trade quarterbacks>LA Dodgers dominating baseball>Red Wings and Pistons dominating Hockey and Basketball>Former Detroit QB On an L.A. team from a city known for police brutality, is looking to win big, but first must defeat the ICE man during the year of mass ICE protestsBravo Goodell. Bravo.
Are the Steelies really foolish enough to fire Danny Smith? I hope so.
Why are lionsbros the least cancerous NFCN fanbase
the dumbest thing cheesetards could do is fire their HC when all they really need to do is fire their kicker
/nfl/ would do a good job coaching an NFL team as a collective group
>>152999118They got humbled this year, but they'll be back to ass cancer if they ever get good again.
>>152999143only I would
I now remember Bill Burr eviscerating Philadelphia so badly they went from booing him to loving him
>>152999074Not accurate, one should be an ugly pajeet and one an ugly spic.t. In Sunnyvale twice a year for work
>>152999118Cause they finished last in the division this year
>>152999144lions were actually good when they got cocky thoughunlike the other NFCNegros
>>152999194Bears are actually good and only going to get better
>>152999191no they were the least cancerous when they were on topbearsfags spam like mad despite being the worst team in the playoffscheesefags are mostly annoying because of their no owner larpvikingsfags are somewhere in the middle
>>152999205>Bears are actually good
if the bears are good why did they need an insane amount of luck against bad teams? how do they think they will do next year against the hardest schedule in football
Reminder of how terrifying bears are
>>152999118Because we got the message with 0-16 along with wasting Barry Sanders, Stafford, and Megatron. All while watching the NFCN golden refbabby Packers get all the glory for the NFCN.I know a couple have said Lions fans have been insufferable the past couple years, but we were just happy to be part of the conversation. I know Campbell meant what he said after 2023 NFCCG, just like when he told the Vikings coach see you on 2 weeks last year.This team will never win big. I noticed a lot of similar sentiment with Cardinals fans. They just accept they are bottom feeders. No reason to take ourselves seriously. I know a few are still holding out hope, but this year, particularly the Chiefs/Packers/Steelers and Vikings games were all a message from the league to go back to SOL.The conspiracy theorist in me does secretly understand the jester meme. NFCN teams are just mid bosses for larger population markets to beat in playoffs. Like Bills fans, we watch every year hoping there won't be razors in the cake, but we know they'll be there.... They're always there...
>>152999228I could beat one in a 1v1 fight
i smell a dramatic playoff incoming frens
>>152999218>giants had horrendous luck>john Harbaugh hire>have their QBAll my life savings ($200) on the giants winning the NFCE next season.
>>1529991433rd and 4? unblocked screen pass, surely it will work this time..
>>152999231Also watching Stafford getting a ring a year after leaving, and now Ben Johnson getting the same script, it's over. Pretty sure Goodell or some NFL exec got cucked by someone in the Lions organization or the Ford memes are true because I haven't seen this level of petty vengeance since Germany post WW2.
>>152999241This cant be real
*keeps bombing faggot country*
>>152999175the last time Bill Burr was good.
friendly reminder that humans are so dominant on this planet that nothing else in nature instills so much fear in a wild animal as a human beingTherefore the objectively most superior team names are those given to Humans (Steelers, Packers, 49ers, Cowboys, Raiders, Buccaneers, Commanders, VIkings, Patriots, Chiefs)
>>152999250'fraid so..
>>152999118Were you not here last year? You'd think the team had won 5 straight SBs with the way they kept chirping, they only shut the fuck up after being humiliated by the 'ders
Russia is bombing Australia?
why are they called buffalo bills because i'm pretty sure there's zero williams or bills in the roster
>>152999279that's not even how you curse someone
>>152999278
>>152999267i wasn't here but there's no way they spammed anywhere near as hard as bearsfags didand they went 15-2 with presumably dominant winsthe bears went 11-6 with a shit ton of meme wins against bad teams
Kiwi is just a pseudointellectual version of Old Gay
>>152999267>known for a hyper masculine coach and an explosive, gritty physical offense>known for a down on their luck working class fanbase in the rust belt>lose in 2023 to a city known for tech eunuchs and AIDs>lose in 2024 to prop a quirky chungus black momma's boy QB on a team that promotes female flag football in a city where the president who shadow sucks dicks to the YMCA theme song is>sell out in 2025 so a light skin Mama's boy who paints his nails can get propped up>hyper masculine coach is set up as an example for why too much test is le bad because it's impulsive, unlike the batch of cerebral basedboy coach's all over the leagueYeah, thinking this Talmudic voodoo semen slurper sport isn't for me
>>152999307Old gay was a pseudointellectual himself
>>152999316I always thought of him as a turboretard alcoholic
The 2024 Lions were significantly better than the 2025 Bears by every metric: 1. Record: Lions 15-2 vs Bears 11-6 2. Win %: Lions 0.882 vs Bears 0.647 3. Strength of Schedule: Lions 0.516 (above average, harder) vs Bears 0.458 (below average, easier) 4. Margin of Victory: Lions +13.1 ppg vs Bears +1.5 ppg (MASSIVE difference) 5. Points Per Game: Lions 33.2 vs Bears 25.9 6. Points Allowed: Lions 20.1 vs Bears 24.4>could not be more different
Holy shit just heard about Carson Beck
we humans got past the(a) great filteranimals didn't
You just know ben johnson hates blacks and fags and there's going to be some hilarious drama once the luck runs out
>>152999341but you just posted an animal
>>152999336The 2024 Lions didn't win a playoff game.
>>152998399>joe namathLMAO
is there anything he can't do?
>>152999359Wins against NFCN teams don't count
>>152999218>most of the bad teams are below the line>most of the good teams are above the lineThat means whatever arbitrary math this chart is using is not accounting for something.
>>152999364Not get cucked
>>152999228Black bears ain't shit desu
>>152999379Your preconceived notions of "good" are exactly what this chart is disputing.
>>152999341Niggers, spics, kikes, sandniggers, and jeets aren't human tho
Did chiefs fans actually believe they were going to win indefinitely?
>>152999388It's a chart based on a made up formula that is obviously flawed because most teams with good records are above the line and most teams with bad records are below the line. All it proves is that you make your own "luck" in this league.
>>152999402I always find it funny how statfag thought Mahomes was going to be GOAT based on projection without taking into account that Mahomes has black genes and will age faster. Mahomie is already washed at 30 and will regress harder next season.
>>152999405>cannot into absurdly basic math that the greeks figured out over 2000 years agoexceptionally grim
>>152999402Think about it, for the average swiftie, 100% of the seasons they watched ended with a swifty owl. They didn't understand the nfl could have different outcomes
>>152999420Kek, I know. Comparing a hard working white man like Brady to a Popeyes eating nigger like mahomes was always stupid. Brady built his career off of hard work on/off the field. Everybody could see mahomes slowing down and getting fatter as the years went on
>>152999428You're the one who doesn't understand it.
>/mlb/ is a genny of mentally ill spics>can somewhat figure out math>/nfl/ is ostensibly a genny of white people>cannot into mathor are they merely fans of mathematically bad teams pretending to be retarded, or are they actually retarded?
>desperately trying to find any reason that the Bears aren't going to win the owlSpodes are TERRIFIED and I'm having so much fucking fun
>>152997858He's clearly not a liability as much as I don't like him. It's his curse that he plays good enough to keep McDermott employed
>>152999515there are no white people on this website lmao
>>152999515I went to /mlb/ yesterday and someone was asking what AAV was
How could anyone hate the Patriots?
>>152997858
How many tomorrow?
>>152999526if i'm not white why do i have blue eyes and pale skin
>>1529995452 interceptions, 2 fumbles
>lead poisoning is not merely the cause of garbage burrsfags spam on /nfl/ it's also the reason for cubsautists on /mlb/can someone check with /hoc/ and see if the biggest midwest hockey teams also have brain damaged cunts as fans?
>>152999549
>>152999569The most brain damaged posters in /hoc/ are canadian flags
Well boys, Im back from my month long ban. Dont worry, I wasnt gone.I was just using my alt accounts so that probably why you guys didnt recognize me haha
Over 9000 hours in MS paint
>>152999569Glad I'm not the only one nooticing the scourge than is the eternal flyover
>>152999549Here's a gif version for your reply folder anon
>>152999536Couple of dorks
>we beat our fellow retards so SURELY we will defeat the best teams in footballhow many times do we need to teach NFCNegros this lesson?
We're finna see a lead induced melty this weekend
>>152999209Agree to disagree. Lions haven't handled their success with grace. Turned on Stafford, blamed Johnson, acted like they were the cream of the NFL crop coming into this season. Now they're neck and neck with NINE with some real roster questions.
>>152999649>lead induced meltie kek
>>152999654lions got exceptionally unlucky/fucked over by refsthey raped the absolute living soul out of the bears in their first game and beat them pretty solidly the second gamea game they SHOULD have probably lost since johnson went there and had insider informationwhen i talk about a fanbase being poorly behaved i mean spamming /nfl/ when they have no credentials to do so. I dont care if the entire organization implodes like a retard, i'm speaking strictly about the anons who post here.
My Raiders btw. You did thank them for giving your team a free win today right?
giants fan here. am I taking crazy pills for not being even somewhat excited about harbaugh? I mean I just dont get it. He couldnt elevate a team with mvp lamar, derrick henry and a great defense. what the fuck is he gonna do for us? hes not an offense OR a defense specialist. hes not good at game management. hes known for choking big leagues. its come out he had lost the locker room for years. SO WHAT EXACTLY IS HE GOOD FOR?!!
Did you know top radiologists can pick out fans of NFCN teams in less than a second?
>>152997829not a bold take at all. everyone knows they are the weakest on paper. the problem is, they have insane fourth quarter magic and its been happening ALL SEASON
>>152999682The main idea is probably Stability(tm).
>>152998023Is he still seething about the handshake 15 years later? He seems the type.
>>152999675patsfags...
Can any NFCNfags tell me who invented the hat meme in your division? Was it the packers or the vikings?
>>152999682You know how Pete Carroll did with the Raiders this year? Thats going to be you now, enjoy the ride brotha man
>>152999682MVP convo we should be having is how much scrambling as a QB juices your adv. metrics and QBR.
kino comfy SB winners:>Bills>Bearsapathetic winners:>Seahawks>Texanswould prefer they lost at some point:>Broncos>Ramswill ragequit this thread if they win:>Patriots>Niners
>>152999675Drakebros, our response?
Casual reminder that the 2017 Eagles were, by the book, bigger underdogs in the playoffs than the 2007 Giants.
>>152998475Why did Cam become so zesty after he retired?
kekYOU CAN FEEL THE ELECTRICITY AT NINERS PRACTICES
>>152999355I see the Packtards are still mindbroken over last weekend's events
https://x.com/Seahawks/status/2012237868140286362
>>152999682not a giants fan but you are unironically correct. hes been getting bailed out by lamar and other insane talent for a long time now. I have no idea why he was the top candidate. I would rather have mcdaniels, at least he brings a fresh high powered offense with him.
>>152999723Swap Bears Seahawks
>>152998679A Wyoming NFL team would be giga based. 60 mile an hour wind games every Sunday
24 more hours bros
>>152999748why is puka nakua raising the 12s flag
>>152998665Maine has no big cities, they belong with the Boston/New England market. Historically there was the Hartford Whalers but they moved because they struggled with attendance. It's too expensive to have a pro team in Alaska, CFL tried having an Alaskan team but the travel time and cost were too brutal.
>>152999755we also have a sabres game against the Wilds
>>152998529denver easiest money ever
Did Ravens fans actually want Harbaugh fired or is it just Lameme nuthuggers insisting that Harbaugh was holding him back from being an MVP or something?
>be lions fan>finally become a powerhouse team after decades of suffering>choke away the NFCCG but whatever we are still elite>start to disappoint>watch the engine and mastermind of your #1 offense go to a fucking division rival>they go from worst to first, immediately take your place as the best team in the division and you miss the playoffshow the FUCK do they cope?
>>152999799smart raven fans have wanted him gone for years now, this is nothing new
>The Broncos were down by 18 to the 4-13 Giants with six minutes to play>Needed a 99th percentile meltdown to come back and THEN were down 33-32 with <30 seconds and only won because the Giants DC (who was later fired midseason btw) inexplicably ran a prevent defense to allow them into easy field goal rangeEveryone with a brain knows and understands that the Broncos are a lock to be one-and-done in the playoffs. Most fraudulent No. 1 seed in recent memory.
>>152999723>leadheads spamming the genny for years>comfy
>>152999723swap bills with texans
I want the Bills to win an owl so everyone will turn on them and start hating them like the chiefs.
when you see it...
>>152999803every single fanbase in the NFCN is a copemonster, the main argument of the fudgepackers and burrs are "we were good literally one era of history ago when the fucking soviet union existed"the lions at least have shown actual dominance in recent history, nobody else can claim that.>The packers are eternally mid and choke immediately in the playoffs>the bears are dogshit and randomly got lucky after FOURTY FUCKING YEARS>the vikings are an eternal jokeIf i had to pick an NFCN team, i'm going lions.
>[Schefter] Bills activated WR Curtis Samuel and DT Ed Oliver from Injured Reserve and both are expected to play Saturday at Denver. LFG
kino comfy SB winners:>Broncos >49ers>Texansapathetic winners:>Bills>Seahawks >Ramswould prefer they lost at some point:>Bearswill ragequit this thread if they win:>Patriots
>>152999841Id give him a ride but only if he puts out
>>15299984490% of Bills 'fans' are band wagoning because their team is out, at best you are going to be shitting on two posters that are already dead inside.
the east coast is the only sovlful coast
>>152999869the only reason you dont hate niners fans is because their egos have been held in check since the VHS era. they are eagles-tier level of insufferable faggots
you know this all comes down to Rams and Seahawks. why is everyone denying it?
>>152999878One of those posters is a just a Josh Allen fan because he went to school in Wyoming lol.
>>152999632me leaving this thread
HEY BLO DIX, 24 HOURS UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD
>>152999712Packerfags wearing cheese hats date to the 1980s. Vikings fans have been wearing horns to games a lot longer.
choofs fags band wagoning the Bills is weird.
drake maye=the guyblo dix=not the guy
>>152999869You are just JFFM now posting anonymously correct?
>>152999903Damn dude, I guess we all should just be boring fucks that have no fun talking about football; Everyone needs to be like your lame ass and predict the winners then go into hibernation for the week until it's gameday.
>>152999755I have no idea how the Bills will do fellow Bills Anon. This team this year is all over the place. I found I need to drink an hour before the game to relax my nerves lol.
>>152999903https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_poisoning>>152999930So the chain of events is>Vikings make a legitimate hat>Packers make a stupid gimmick hat>Bearsfags make an even stupider counter-gimmick gimmick hatOnce again Lionsfags are vindicated as the least retarded people in this division of the blind
>>152999885Yup
>>152999938they are playing Denver and they hate the patriots dumbass.
>>152999948To be fair, if their team were the Detroit Unicorns their home games would look like a brony convention.
>>152999885
what nfl team do they root for in montana?
Anyone else cut off first take if they have more than four niggas around the table? Sometimes they will have like 5-6 dudes and even a women. Ridiculous.
>>152999962and there it is
>>152999960Broncos mainly but there's some Seahawks fans there too
>>152999960CFL
>>152999960Rocky mountain states are Broncos territory, Colorado used to be a red cowboyboy state.
doesn't chicago have wops too?
>6 9's any post now
ነገር ግን ይህ ሁሉ ተድላን “Caleb Williams”የማውገዝ እና ህመምን የሚያወድስ የተሳሳተ ሀሳብ እንዴት እንደተወለደ “This Saturday”ላስረዳህ እና የስርአቱን ሙሉ “Broken Bussy" ዘገባ እሰጥሃለሁ እና የታላቁን የእውነት ተመራማሪ ፣የሰውን “2026”ደስታ ዋና ፈጣሪየሆነውን ትክክለኛ አስተምህሮ ላስረዳህ።
>mfw the Rams win this weekend
>>152999998Sooooo close
>>152999905
>>152999998>Digits So close
>>152999948i saw the lions doing the cheese grater thing last year
>>152999848When will they learn?
Niners cant win an owl cause the streets are covered in poop and they cant have a parade
>>152999633This is what everyone looks like in high school
>>152999943this is unironically how they thinkgenny for me but not for thee
>>152999942>JFFMNa I heard that guy went to the states to breed Gracie Hunt
>>152999903How can that be the case when they’re both losing this weekend?
I think Gracie Hunt is beautiful:)
Bills49ersTexansRamsScreenshot this
>>153000017who did? a few fans memeing or the quarterback of the team?
>>152999980Yeah, but not as many as New York. More Irish and Polish than New York.
After Denver's Bye Week, they faced the Commanders, Raiders, Packers, Jags. Over that stretch, Denver's defense was 27th in EPA per play. And then they finished with backups vs KC and LAC.Their defense is not as good as it was in October, you got this Bills.
>>152999022All joking aside, I cannot comprehend how people actually watch basketball on a regular basis. It's a fundamentally flawed sport to begin with, and the NBA might have the most talent but it's the worst ieration of the sport. The corruption, incompetence and contempt fot both the jntegrity of the sport and the fans is just so, so blatant now. I watch a quarter every so often just out of boredom and every time I realize i would rather be doing anything else. It's shite
>>152999723seahawks and texans to kino comfybears to apathetic
>>152999998>singlesToo bad so sad.>>152999999>>153000000
>Denver's defense was 27th in EPA per play
>>153000088
can i spam sopranos somehow if the bills win
>>153000098You can spam Sopranos if you feel like it.
muh epa n shietmuh charts n shiet
>>152999999
>>153000092'fraid so
I can't wait for the following to happen>Jalen Hurts doesn't want to sign an extension>He moves on>The team is Significantly worse without him in both the short and long termEagles media is going to drive the best offensive player they've ever had away
>>153000118who signs him then? cardinals?
>>153000131Steelers
Bills will once again get cucked in the AFCCG by the patriots
>>153000131Vikangz
>>153000118He's black and its Philly.
>>153000140When was the last time the Patriots beat the Bills in the playoffs
>>153000068 My guy at the pistons says the analytics say it’s better to miss a 3 pointer than make a layup.
HERBIE GET DOWN
>>1530001472022>>153000154
>>152999905Anyone know what happened to the Bills AI poster?
Reminder that the rams are /nfl/'s team and if you root for the zesty buck over Puka and old man Stafford you are a total disgrace.
>>153000068The constant ad breaks are what kill it as a viewing experience, I remember watching olympic basketball in 2024 and being invested the entire time, there's no dynamic back and forth flow when you have a stoppage every other minute
>>153000176Nah, I want both teams to get refballed and injured.
I may not know ball but I think the NFC games are gonna be fantastic but the AFC games are all gonna be unwatchable slop
madone, fuggettaboudit. my giants have soul! gabische?
Everyone is expecting a bad performance from Stafford so I think he will perform well just to fuck over bettors
>>153000188holy BASED
>>152997829those soft fags are about to get frozen in Chicago.
Bills win great, Bills lose my health with no longer deteriorate from the stress and anxiety of watching them play while being drowned by extreme alcohol consumption.
>>153000160>choking defense>terrible receivers>worst in the league o-lineI want to see what new ways the Chargers will Chorge in their next playoff appearance. It'll also be funny to see how long it will take people to go from (rightfully) calling Herbert a choking bitch to a Top 5 QB, last time it only took the first game of the season
so wholesome it hurts
>>153000224She kinda reminds me of Danica Patrick
>>153000224she looks 40 despite being in her 20s
>>153000154you jest, but the pistons currently are near the bottom in 3 pointer attempts
>>153000249And Drake looks 16. She took all the aging ever since they met.
*runs the football for 150+ yards*
>>153000279The real MVP
>>152997832To the bussymobile
>>153000279It's going to suck when his hammy gives out in the second quarter.
Josh Allen looks like he has no soul
>>153000325he's the only soul
>>153000224>>153000255I didn't hate Maye before but I unironically hate him more and more the happier I see he is
>Mike Tomlin told his team, "I think it's best for the organization for me to step down." Aaron Rodgers, sobbing, said, "I'm sorry," ... while TJ Watt had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, "No. No. No," as Tomlin told the team.I feel like Watt probably looked like this jak when saying this lol
>>153000337What about Ryback?
Ryback this bussy
finna boutta get my carnitas game on
EPADeities gottem in a tizzy
23 hours until Josh Allen gets his NUTS STOMPED by my Broncos.
>>153000342>dude we care about you but not enough to win a playoff game for you lmaoKWAB
>>153000399can't wait for Sean Payton to do a fake punt and the Bills are ready for it and score a TD.
>>153000212Their defense actually did pretty admirable against the Patriots. They did enough to win that game if Herbert is even half the QB people thought he was.
Go Bills
I hope every team wins this weekend. Even the ones that aren't playing.
>The Minnesota Vikings are the OLDEST American pro sports franchise among the big 4 (NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA) to have never won a league or interleague championship.
>>153000420based corporate toxic positivity poster.
Fuck the Bills
>>153000342Watt knows he's fucked. The Steelers aren't going to trade him and they're going to be tanking for the next couple of years.
They're gonna fuck this up, aren't they?
>>153000463God willing
The one person I really hope doesn't win in these playoffs is Josh Allen because it would make the playoffs in subsequent years more boring. Part of what made Stafford exciting is he hadn't won a ring yet. Now I don't care about his playoff games because there's no urgency to win. If Josh Allen wins a ring, Buffalo is still a joke but they're no longer in complete meme territory so they're just boring.
>>153000463I don't know how that's possible but this is the Giants.Just give him what he wants. It's not complicated.
>>153000463Jackxson Dart will be arrested for torrenting Pokémon games, and Jameis plus Harbaugh will lead them to the owl. This is so obvious idk how nobody but me sees it coming.
I've been through playoff games for QBs, if Marino had a bad game (for his era) he instantly lost kek. Brady and Elway have the highest win percentage when they play below league average (technically Brees too, but he only played below league average in 4 games, and won 2). Montana and Mahomes are by far the best playoff performers out of the QBs I've looked at.
>>153000463Everything tells me they should be good in 2026...which makes me worried they'll be the 2018 and 2019 overrated and overhyped Browns all over again.
I hope the Bills come out and dominate the Broncos from start to finish and make it a nice relaxing game to watch.
>>153000363same here anon. the most superior meximeat
>>153000487Looks like he wants Schoen removed. Win win.
>>153000335nah he fucked up. he couldve gotten 10x hotter tail if he waited a bit or broke up with her. now shes already hitting the wall and hes going to get divorce raped or stuck with a hag for life.>t. broke loser who cant even convince a 2/10 to date me
>>153000505Yes, I want Brandon Perna to cry.
>>153000518the grossi and tree meltdowns were absolute cinema. its pernas turn
>>153000463If he can utilize Dart and turn Carter into the giganigga they said he would be, Giants can win 10 games if not win the NFCE next year. They have players.
>bills vs broncos is whiter fanbase vs whiter qb so browns are guaranteed to lose
>>153000515If he wants to fuck dirty thots and Instagram whores and let them destroy his life he can still do that but getting married to a decent woman who liked him before he was rich is a smart move for life.
Le heckin big chungus Josh Allen!? It's so heckin wholesome I hope he wins it all!! The Bills deserve it after being abused by the evil empire for so long.
>no matter what happens shitposters win
>>153000534The only brown fanbase in the AFC is the Texans. Bills, Patriots, and Broncos are some of the whitest fanbases in the NFL.
>>153000512If Based Harbaugh can do this the Giants heem the rest of that division for the next decade
>chicanos going into autoseethe over the bills and their white fanbase
So joshie cuckitini doesnt like getting hit, eh…
>>152999896Qrd?
>>153000560Is there a quarterback who plays better when he gets hit?
>>153000557shut the fuck up nigger no one cares stop shitting up the place
>>152999885Midwest Coast chads, our response?
>>153000569Yeah
>>153000579Well, name names.
>>153000518Perna has been band wagoning the Bills for years, won't be as good as Grossi.
>>153000582There are many
>>153000560>QB does worse without a clean pocket to throwwhoa......
>>153000569Dart
>>153000557Yo am Mexican and I gusta los billsVamos bills amigo
153000557You've never been to Buffalo
The stars on the steelers logo are a geometric shape know as a ___________ .don't look it up
Holy shit ravens fags are maaaaad about Harbaugh finally having a good qb
>>152997829Of course Rams d is mid but Bears D is atrocious. Offenses are about even so Rams win but they lose next week to my Niners (:
>>153000557beaners living rent free in a krauts head while his sister is getting fucked by mohammadsLMAO!
>>153000670It's a vpn
Do not reply to chikaner
>Blo Dix
>>153000527This. The Giants are not a good team right now but they're not as bad as their record either. They'll have high draft position but they don't need a qb so they can draft for need, and Dart still has years left on his rookie deal so they'll have cap space, too. Harbaugh saw the upside
>>153000632The big dipperOmae wa mou shindeiru
>>153000703>wins (14)>1st
>>153000703oh no not the heckin stats
>>153000724>playoff wins: 0
>>153000724didn't the vikings win 14 last year?
>>153000632Orions belt?
>>153000742HAPPENING: Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian
My Gayleb <3
Wins and rings are stats, they are just very imprecise ones
>>153000632Triangle :)
>>153000795I thought you said Wings and Rings and now I'm going to Hooters to have dinner and get shitfaced.
>>153000801good try anonit's an asteroid hypocycloid
uh yo mods?some guy literally spamming satanic spells itt
>>153000822Ain't no rule says no devil magic
>>153000822Technically a sport.
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