sunshine state editionlast episode >>152994504
>ends the blots win streak
>>153001448bud1
thanks, finn
shouting shoot at the tele but they don't shoot, why?
First raped faggot post deserves 1000 (you)'s telling him to get the fuck out of /hoc/
>>153001448
>>153001463Always works for me. Check your mic.
>celebrini has 72 points>second highest total on the sharks is 32
>>153001462raped retard at it again
that was a hideous shot
>>153001456>ends McBust’s 20 game point streak
My canesies are outshooting the panthers 1-4 AND winning desu!!!!!!! Ehlers scarrrrr desu senpai!!!!!!
>>153001496Nothing personnel kid
>>153001480To be fair, that's partly because their second-best forward was out for a month and a half.
I could quite easily heem Bedard
>that was a hideous shot
>>153001529You could, but ask yourself if you should>make love, not war...
these games are shit gonna play some daggerfall instead
Finnbros what does caribou taste like
>>153001547Get the fuck out of /hoc/ please
not sure the f-word was necessary
>>153001573Finland?
>>153001594fallafel
>>153001532Did they bring him back yet?
>Cool but it's not CLASSIC and we NEED to look CLASSIC despite being a Gary creation! Can't we just make it all yellow? Just yellow everywhere, nevermind the eye strain it causes, it's gonna look sick bro trust me.
SHORKS
Dwayne Jetski
>>153001609Reebok "pipe" jerseys were so cool.
damn was peeling an orange and missed a goll
>>153001743Yeah, the vertical stripes are great.
no they weren't, dumb idiots
luv me graf :)
Sharks are a bunch of punk kids
>Binnington not in netDamnit my Bolts could have had an easy win
wings kings what is wrong??
reffies just hit canes with pic related
well that was nice
I knew shorks would give one up
misa is fucking HORRENDOUS in his own zone
>>153001743>>153001766They make me look fat
>>153001857and he doesn't seem to do anything but float in the o-zone
Nylander, Leo Carlsson, Hedman, E. Karlsson, Brodin, JEEK, Landeskog, Broberg all injured. Sveabros is it over before it even begins?
My penguins (:
>>153001934If your goalies are injured, Carl, you should panic. You can't replace those that easily.
Walker heemed that nigga
>shitties
wings pp so soft
>>153001448MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE SOG MORE
>>153001609don't post that thing you're gonna summon david legwand
>Completely dominating>Other team gets a fluke goalHate this episode
>>153002035>watching this game after watching my Caps go 1:2 on SoG for 2 periods against the Sharks yesterday
>most dangerous lead in Missouri
>>153001963Our goalies are shit. Markström is washed. Wallstedt has lost his streak and is now letting in like 6 goals under 15. Gus is okay I guess.
>>153002092bud owns you
>>153001870he really should have been sent back to juniors if not the ahl, he obviously isn't ready
It's-a me! Michael Misa!
>>153002132he should have gone to college like mack and will, but apparently he didn't want to? he's not allowed to go to ahl other than for temporary conditioning.
Brinky McTinky :3 cat boi
>>153001472She should honestly go play for team Canada (womens)
my avies :)
Look how sad he was being forced to play in Vancouver
>>153001934Everyone is injured, problem is our coaching staff has no idea who our best players are. I'll cheer for 3kr until they're out and then it's Canada for me.
uhhhh WINGS SCARRRRRRR
'eads
the panthers are literally and figuratively dead
What could Bennett have done to warrant a game?
my avies :(
>>153002287just turn off the game now anon
>>153002284he killed a laffs goalie that one time
my avies! :)nelson!
if the LCA music director plays that fucking reddit faggot sea shanty one more time I am going to fly to detroit and rip off xer lower jaw and shit down xer throat
>rebuilding twice in 8 yearsthat's a shame
>>153002298That wasn't a suspension worthy killing though.
>>153002299just turn on the game now anon
>>153002302you wont do shit. jap
>>153002312Gary's backlog is miles and miles and he just got to watching the tape on that one
>>153002016
How insufferable will hockey media be when the Sharks win their first Stanley Cup?>FIRST BLACK GM TO WIN THE CUP!!!!!!
>>153002343They had Thornton signed for 15 years so they're cursed for 15 years of mediocrity after he left.The man simply radiated anti-clutch energy.
>>153002343>Joe Thornton finally gets a ring!>Celebrini the true successor to Crosby and Gretzky!>Can't you see how happy the fans are in San Jose! They've been waiting since 1991!
my avies :((
What the fuck is san jorge anyways
Sharks need to get a cup. They are the only sunbelt team with none
>implying you can find a consensus at /hoc/ for which cities count as /sun/belt
>>153002415any south of /myteam/
>>153002343They will be more interested in Mack and Will making out at the presentation.
quite the turn of events for my bolts
The most dangerous lead in Raleigh
Heated Rivalry is now Gary approved. He needs to have Celebrini and Bedard make a guest appearance.
My wingies :)
thanks for nothin, sharts
LGTSS >panturds >shitties >fraudkovsky
my avies!! :))manson!
* nana, nanana sounds *
Nelson vs the Predators
Randy make ya seethe
>>153002461eat cock randy
toot toot, toot toot
>Askarov does something stupid and costs them a goal>Sharks are unable to hold the blueline on a 6v5 and can't sustain any pressureYep, just a normal game for MY San Jose Sharkies :) :(
gg, San Jose >love playing you guys when you're actually good
>>153002469
>>153002415Raped
>>153002491
on to the assves and assville
>>153002491>love playing youthe only thing you play with is yourself
nothing wrong with playing with yourself senpai
Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc
Seth Jarvis
our canesies have ripped off the kitties' barbed penis and are raping them to death with it
Let's go Wings. Hopefully Kasper gets a little confidence.. He has looked terrible this season.
>>153002519He has such a stupid punchable faggot face.
>>153002524Thanks Hannah
>>153002526
>>153002528t. trb looking in the mirror
>>153002532you betcha
>>153002524Congrats on beating a neutered Panthers team in January broski
We need 2 more Canesbros
>getting your ass beat by Raleigh THIS fucking badgg, Raleigh
CANWEREACHTEN???
HOLY SHIT WE WANT 10 Canesbros
>>153002539i look like that
>>153002552holy copelisten to those "WE WANT 10" chants
>>153002576Do you always keep your sneakers that clean?
>>153002573Why is that Aho fan next to those mountains, so far away from Raleigh?
We just witnessed televised rape in the Lenovo center
>>153002598>We just witnessed [...] rapet. hoc on 04/17/22
Oh my science!
>1-9
Panthers glazed the pedo presidents cock and immediately got blasted by Carolina afterwards. Based.
>>153002612You lost tranny
>>153002552>had to spear bussi in the balls to get a single (1) goal past him>had to injure slavin and jarvis just to squeak out a shootout win>almost lost again a few days later to an even-more-injured canes team>get your shit pushed in>"i-i-it doesn't count this time, w-we're missing guys..."HOLYC O P EOPE
>>153002605I look like that and I say that
>1-9Absolute. Belt. To. Ass. Without gosti too. Holy shit.
>>153002590He wants to feel something. Something that proves God is real. Something sublime.Sadly, the closest thing to God for him is eating cock for he's Randy, resident Canes fan.
dude...how in the fuck are pro hockey teams getting 9 GAs, much less 8, 7, or 6?
>>153002634
>>153002616I was okay with his tranny and immigrant removal policies, but I will stand with my fellow Nordicks regarding his upcoming invasion. Anyways nice loss, Tkachuk.
>>153002612>the "pedo president" is the one who can't hire a competent DOJ lead>not the one who would literally sniff young girls on stagedumb euro trash
>>153002634All of those teams either have won or will win a cup before canada sniffs another one.
>>153002649Thanks Gary!
our minnesota frost :)
>>153002639This is a very special Gary League season, complete with gay porn and way too many OTs >stay tuned for hot oil rub downs and the news at 10, with Weatherman Tom
>>153002646>y-yeah butkwaswedecuck. do us all a favor and take a trip to malmo tomorrow.
>>153002526He played well today
i posted well today
>>153002661shut the fuck up raped retard
>>153002676gg
>>153002663Cope mutt.
>>153002661why do you have this saved on your computer?
>>153002698why don't you?
>>153002695>c-c-copekek raped bitch. at least germany has an excuse for why only weak, soibois still inhabit its lands.
>>153002698because trb is a homosexual
trb confirmed for gay
>>153002723bud opened his eyes
>>153002723the exposed stud don't lie
>>153002676My numbers aren't great but I got posts deep
>>153002719>>153002723that's why he can't acknowledge his loss to budwhen bud raped him, he actually liked it, so he doesn't get how it was a loss
You wish you were as gay as me, you pretend hockey fan dipshit>now post some nude pictures, Mitch, you sultry bitch
kill yourself trb
>>153002738_/_/_/_/_/
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
shut the fuck up rapey
lot of pretenders today
>>153002742Why do you greentext like a retard?>like this?
>>153002742oh xhe's bubblin' again kwarb
Why doesn't Baltimore, Indianapolis, or Kansas City have a hockey team? too many niggers?
>>153002742does trb sr know you're gay?
>>153002773Don’t post that I’m the average Canadian now I’m drooling thinking about some bbc good thing I have Tyrone on speed dial time to get blacked tonight.
>>153002759Now thats some serious quality.
trb using his vpns to publicly lust over black men
>>153002787sad many such cases
>>153002787xhe do be zhesty
>>153002787I’m not tbg I just have an obsession with black men
>>153002773they don't got no lakes
>I have Tyrone on speed dial
>>153002773rip ziggy sobotka you would have loved a poorly managed baltimore nhl team
>>153002787true american patriot
>>153002811Nice self portrait Mitch
>Nice self portrait Mitch
>>153002830Americans don’t have the same cravings for bbc as us Canadians.
>>153002834no, that's the host of Family Feud, used to be on Home Improvement >I don't think so, Tim
>>153002845vpn off, trb
>>153002773>baltimoreShithole, had a failed WHA team for half a year>IndianapolisApehoop lovers, got to enjoy 17 year old Gretzky until the owner had to sell him to Edmonton>Kansas CityHad the Scouts and they failed becomes the Colorado Rockies and then the New Jersey Devils.
>>153002867>got to enjoy 17 year old Gretzky What did he mean by this?
>>153002871There's a reason Gary avoids the area.
>>153002768new + faggot = kwab
think gary avoids churches?
>>153002885rimited mobirity
>>153002885Beggars can’t be choosers>in this economy?
Q: How did you hear? Did you have any inkling on the road trip? (Evason was fired after the Jackets returned from a three-game road trip.)DE: I've been in this game for a long time and I get, in some small way, why I got fired. You want to shake the team up – clearly, I don't agree with it in any aspect. Because I believe we were coming and I still believe we could've made the playoffs, and I still think they can. But I don't understand, I'm still baffled, why Steve McCarthy got let go. To me, there's something really odd about that. Like, he's not my guy. He has been in the organization forever (five years). He doesn't run the penalty kill (Scott Ford does). Our D has scored the most goals in the league, or is (close to it). This guy is going to be a head coach. I just don't get why he was let go.So, that leads into your question. Two days before, in Colorado, Steve says to all the coaches, "Ive got a bad feeling." And we were like, "Well, what do you mean?' And he goes, "I've got a bad feeling we're getting fired." And we were all like, "What the heck, this (the Avalanche, who posted a 4-0 victory over the Jackets) is the best team in the league." He goes, "I don't know. I've seen it before" – he has been around Don before. He said, "I feel something."Anyway, I get a text (Monday) from Don: "Are you at the rink? ... Why don't you come over. ... Text me when you're here." So, I walk into the office and Steve McCarthy is there. And I'm like, "Mac, what are you doing here?" ... Steve said, "I'm getting fired." At that point, he and I were shooting the shit and I texted Don that I was there. Don wanted to talk to me first. I went into my office and that's when he said, "I'm making a coaching change."
>>153002878They're still trying to win back his affection >sad
>>153002915Q: Did you ask for any reasons?DE: I did. I said, "Why, Don?" And he said, "because of the record. We think that we're better than our record indicates, and that's the reason." We talked about a few different things. I talked to him about personnel and my thoughts on some things, maybe three or four points. I don't want to burn bridges. We debated a couple of personnel things, and that was it. I just said to him, "Don, I can't keep going, so I'll just leave it at that." And that was it.I'll be honest with you. When I got let go in Minnesota, it was a little bit of a different situation. I had five, six years there. We made the playoffs every year. We lost in six, six and seven. I had a lot of opportunity to get past the first round as a head coach, and we didn't. So, I understood that. But when Billy (Guerin, the Wild GM) spoke with me when he fired me, it was respect and admiration. I asked him what I could do differently. He asked me what I thought the team needed. We had probably an hour conversation about things I could do better, things I thought he could do better, things I thought the team needed, all of that. He was one of the very first texts I got after I was let go the other day. That feeling wasn't the same (with Waddell) the other day.
>>153002916This is Gary’s word lad we’re just living in it
>>153002916Wonder what goes on in the Gary Get Jerked
>he said we work to spread Gary's word and also peace, love, hockey, and jerseys, goyim
nashville is so slowww
>>153002931
>>153002931I order the jerk, they say you are what you eat
pretty chilly this weekend would have been a good one for the outdoor game
>>153002948I eat bbc what’s that say about me?
oof!
>>153002993But they couldn’t win the 4 nation when it mattered
/hoc/ meet up at get jerked?
>>153002948sounds like the store ran out of you.
o'reilly hatty
>assevs
>>153003008if /hoc/ ever had a meet-up, it would HAVE TO be at the spike
>>153003008I’m not black
>>153003008Looks like the Indian place here house. They make the best food.
This random shit Preds goal was so predictable after the Avs were getting chance after chance and couldn't score
>>153003051Wouldn't you?
hey babe wanna go watch a chicago wolves game then get a bite to eat at the gary get jerked
nice save by soreass
my avies :(((
#PredsInTheCommunity
>>153002617Nothing should count for the redditcanes until they win a cup
my ducks will be winning tonight
my avies D:
trust the planG
>>153003088mm, yeah, that sounds nice, babe, let's go already lol
>>153003104the warning trb's neighbourhood got when he moved in
>>153002461rocky candy! randy's eating rock candy!
Trust the process
>>153003217Retard
>>153003242stan mikita was one ugly motherfucker
is wil farrel is the crowd ce soir?
>>153003242That McDavid number is really out of date since he's now at 728>>153003255Well he was born in Czechoslovakia
can I make poutine using kfc gravy?
>>153003283you "can', but why bother?
Bolts bros the streak…
shootouts are fucking gay
>>153001448Looks like the preds are going to win this.
>>153003274Is that the quater punder guy from youtube? He once got beat up by a tranny
>>153003283kfc sells poutine in canada
>>153003304Hate em.
>>153003319what's the best approximation for cheese curds? we don't have poutine or cheese curds here. should I use halloumi and just break it up into squeaky lumps?
>>153003319poutine traditionalist will never forgive you -_-
>>153003051Lmao they didnt have youtube back then so he proabably had a vhs tape with him
>>153003340cheese curds are bite-sized, unaged chunks of curdled milk that form during the early stages of the cheesemaking process>young cheese if there's a dairy near you that does tours, then they probably sell some in their gift shop or something>online web orders for young cheese?
@grok there's a bug in my weed
>>153003340im not familiar with halloumi cheese. the diner i went to in hs didn't have curds so they just melted mozzarella on top
my avies!!! :)))necas!
What kinda schizo shit is happening in this thread?
>>153003365it's not a bug, it's a feature
>>153003368barbaric
>>153003242Why did they let Gretzky use a thought-controlled puck in the 1980s?
>>153003391CIA operation, drug contras, Ronald Reagan is a robot, Pope somehow involved >
>>153003340Halloumi is probably a good idea. It's kind of similar in feel and it makes the correct noise. It will just have a little bit of added saltiness.
>>153003412never tried goat cheese on poutine before, but it sounds fitting
>>153003364I'm not aware of one nearby but I can look into this. Maybe I need to visit more specialty markets and keep an eye out>>153003368That doesn't sound appealing to me :[>>153003412Yeah I found one brand that was really mild (in terms of saltiness) because some of them are like pure salt. Sometimes you have to soak them for an hour or two just to leech the salt out
>>153003304Its how Europeans decide how hockey games should end
>>153003319In surprised poutine isn’t a more popular thing in American considering it’s something that fat Americans would probably love
>>153003304Blame the kike and other TV kikes for wanting a forced end timeslot for all games.
>>153003446poutine is hard to make and our mexibros have given us a variety of superior fat retard foods that i can make even after i smoked my weed + my complimentary bug
>>153003306What site/app is that?
dogshit refs holy fuck
>>153003464>im too retarded to pour gravy onto fries
>>153003464>poutine is hard to makeis this rage bait?
>>153003446>>153003464yeah there isn't an unmet need that poutine needs to solve. there are a few pubs around Sydney that have it on the menu but according to my Canukistani friend they're not quite right. same issue with clamb chowder
>>153003432Using less salty fries or gravy might also help with balance.>>153003472There's no difficulty finding gravy, cheese or both on fries there. The curds are what trips people up.
>>153002993What if you get traded in the offseason? Do you still get to visit the white house?
>he said he smoked that fucking bug, my god... damn -_-
>>153003487Yes unless your team is playing somewhere else
>>153003464you smoke bugs? no wonder you are too retarded to make fries.
when's jagr coming back guys?
>>153003466flashscore dot com
>>153003466icehockey24.com
>>153003506Retard
>>153003486gotta go to a dairy farm store or order online, haloumi just isn't it, gotta be cow's milk
Oh shit that boy better Haula his ass to the locker room and check for concussion
>It's an "Avs shoot almost double the other team and are still behind" episodeI hate this rerun
i was raised on the dairy, bitch
>>153003538can I twist your udders?
oh yeah? name one single cow
Bessie
what makes me shitty is that they sell poutine gravy at Coles and Woolies but neither sells poutine cheese curds.anyway \_~~~~•
an international crime if you put gravy on chips in England but a national dish in Canada
>>153003562english cuisine is criminal
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
my avies DD:
>>153003562what's the more United Kingdish accompaniment to chippies, ketchup or vinegar?
>assv
>>153003507Thank you anon that kind of autistic shit pleases me.
It's 5:30 am in sweden
>chipsgod I hate the bri'ish so much I'm glad they are getting raped by thirdies 24/7
>>153003575salt and vinegar, ketchup is just as popular though really
>>153003586Sad
>>153003599I went to five guys once and put some vinegar on my fries and it tasted like shit what the fuck is wrong with bongs?
>>153003606malt vinegar?
>>153003599don't you folks have Frie Sauce?
>>153003598うるさいなこのやろう
yeah the aves are frauds
Avs kwab'd by the best player ever named Forsberg
Bing bing sisters.....
>>153003609Yeah
First Avs regulation loss not during an east coast road trip. Bednar already talking about how they're preparing for the playoffs may be a bit early, you still need to keep winning some games to keep home ice, can't start phoning it in just yet (although they obviously did dominate play during most the game).
what happened to the kitties?
>>153003630Injuries
Saban effect ;)
Avs? More like av a chat with yourself mate
>>153003626they have a lot they need to work on if they don't want to get bounced in the first round
Avs are are getting clapped
>Letting Michael Bunting score twice on youAre Assvs even trying?
>>153003642They're the best team in the league and are gonna be matched vs a shitty western wildcard team, they probably have the least to worry about out of any playoff team.
>>153003622well you must have done something wrong
>>153003658Is malt vinegar supposed to taste like ass?
>>153003658he did, it was going into a Five Guys and ordering food
>>153003658are salt and vinegar crisps a thing in Oz?
>>153003684very popular crisp and moderately popular on chips. usually people just use ketchup or nothing, although we have an obsession with potato wedges served with sour cream and sweet chili sauce. It's a seemingly random but pretty great combo, and it's on every table at every pub
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153003650>They're the best team in the league and are gonna be matched vs a shitty western wildcard team, they probably have the least to worry about out of any playoff team.2019 Tampa Bay experience incoming
What the literal fuck boys..I get what we're already making the playoffs and everything. But 3-7 against THE PREDS??
>2-0The Ducks really needed to get Celebrini or Bedard but I guess Gary felt other teams deserved them more
>>153003758ld is shit without toews, bednar kept matching mackinnon up against ror, blackwood is always bad his first game backat least the stars and wild are slumping harder
>>153003774it's time for Gudas to step up and score some goals
>>153003748>dat image jen
>>153003788Or bash some LA Queens skulls
Lee was destroying the AHL before he got called up. I saw him score a goal in front of me in Bakersfield that was Sportscenter top 10 material. Guy is a huge body that's hard to muscle off the puck
>11 game winning streak broken by the bluesReally?>With Joel Hoffer in netREALLY??
my duckies (not actually my duckies just lol at kings)
What the fuck LA
Man we fucking suck
STONE COLDSTONE COLD
QUACK
kuemper melty
Dostal was ready to fuck shit up
