Babar more like Subpar kek gottern

PVO

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Is this the incel general?

>>153004266
a lil late, me
>>153004273
>>153004273
>>153004273

>no black clash streams
oh well, anyway

>>153004284
bitches hate straight drives
she wouldn't react that way if he was shadow batting a reverse sweep

based Ryder on a muscular 36 (20)

>>153004285
are you new to 4chan? honest question

just don't think "ryder" and "muscular" should ever coexist in a sentence

Why is the peewee so loathsome to any right-thinking White man?

TIMBER

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>>153004315
yeah, just came over after seeing this article in today's newspaper

based Ryder on a fat, greasycunt 37 (21)

>>153004336
haha so true

BREAKIG: PCB has written to CA expressing "displeasure" with the treatment of Pakistani players Mohammed Rizwan and Babar Azam in this season's Big Bash League

>>153004336
Journalists should be hanged

>>153004344
usman has been vindicated

Peewee dogs should shove steak knives in their eyes tbqh
Not even sure that is controversial

>GAYdes

Singing karaoke to A Fever You Can't Sweat out (my tone's still decent but some of the high notes are a bit harder than they used to be, drinking Coopers green, watching the cricket, playing Fire Emblem
A hairless monkey 100000 years ago couldn't fathom anything close to this

My preferred method would be to hire a short arm crane and then tie the peewee up by its legs. Then I would tie the peewee to the crane and dangle it over water. I would it just so it's head was underwater when the peewee was at full length. Initially, it would struggle to keep it's head about the water so it didn't drown. But, ultimately, it's strength would fail and it would drown.
I think that would give me great pleasure.

Why do peewee """men""" sound like girls?

>Grace Hayden has a interview show on Willow
Literally 0 qualifications. Womeme live life on easy mode

>>153004374
large breasts look good on camera mate

>>153004374
discussing what? cricket?

This is a VERY grim showing from the Fighting Melbourne Renegades

>>153004374
dont ask me the color of anything iykwim haha

>>153004379
Interviewing some no name American U-19 Jeet

frig off micksperg

well she does write her own scripts

>>153004380
based "double header" with 90 minute break in between

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Hayden's daughter looks like that?

>>153004390
handsomesquidward.jpg

Saars lose their pooey little brains over Grace Hayden's titties. She knows what she's doing (the needful)

reckon grace might be adopted

i'll be impressed when shamsi disappears a bit of sandpaper

kino 4 saved by Hussey there

can someone please shoot junior a message to stop disparaging the pakis

I hope Pope gets to play for aussie one day

Pert big young titties with perfect pink nipples belong in my mouth

>>153004411
checked

THREADLY REMINDER THAT POMKEKS HAD THEIR TONSILS TICKLED BY LONG THICK AUSGOD COCK THIS SUMMER
SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!!!!

every team should have their own commentators for their home games and then the rest of the commentators rotate around games so theyre not flying every day
so for a game in perth we'd get two local tators and one isa
none of this commentate every game from fox HQ nonsense

I am both the pro and ant agonist of /cric/

more like babby tantram

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>>153004394

>>153004471
FUCKEN GOT THAT PAKI DOG
FUCK HIM BACK OFF TO THE TRIBAL REGIONS

>>153004479
kek saved

just wait, this will end up somehow being a close game

remember when jordan silk started in bbl and everybody hyped up his fielding but he was basically a scrub batsman?
if this designated fielder shit stays around, some poor cunt like him will be fielding for 10 years and never get a chance to develop any batting

>>153004506
im training like a madman to be a designated fielder
its easily the best part of playing cricket

it's fielding second slip for me

nah, fuck running from one boundary to the other every over, when you're not already chasing balls down, if you don't have to

>>153004528
bruh its only 20 overs, not that much running around

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>>153004390
tits like caveliars ears

>>153004536
it looks like smacky doesn't even want to do it these days and its always cartwright in those hot spots

saggy tits built this nation

i heard Italians built your railways but I don’t know if that’s true

face-the-bouncer lad, you in?

bbl is almost over lads

i just wanna go out and get fucked up

I'm a poof
I'm a fag
I'm a queer

rugshitter you in mate

>>153004612
yeah, this and then the t20 world cup is like a final countdown of my savings running out
grim

just ate out a 65yo's arsehole for 1/3 of my fortnightly rent
i feel like an absolutely worthless cunt going to kill myself what the fuck is the point anymore
fuck fuck FUCK

>>153004626
how do you pay the other 2/3

>>153004635
he commentates
hi mark

>>153004635
two more rimjobs

>>153004626
Trust the process

I'd give Elle Fanning a rimjob for 1/3 of my monthly mortgage payment
Provided that she washed first.

is darcy shart even still in any team's squad?

>>153004656
>younger than her sister
nonce

>>153004623
mate the games are going to be at like 2am

>>153004626
what was his name?

>>153004658
Could pull it off if he worked out and lost 7.5kg of the fat.

>>153004674
this joke doesnt really hit the same when it actually was a guy

>Just checked out Peter Siddle's Early Life
oy vey
>Pesah Seidel

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>>153004673

>>153004684
You’ve done him

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>>153004658

*does the 67*

>>153004658
very uncoordinated coin flipping

>>153004694
ha ha

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>>153004689
The first song that came on my shuffle (out of 5,585 songs) after posting this was by the most "greaser" band I have in the song pool. Weird...

I love to fuck women in the pussy
I love to face fuck them too
Anal sex with women is okay but it makes your pp all stinky so I just prefer to fuck them and cum in their pussy, on their face or tits, or in their mouth.

>>153004703
based living end chad

Doggett does have a bit of boong about him. Think it's the nose
Certainly can believe he is a boong over Scotty """Fraudulent Blak""" Boland

>>153004713
It's actually Tiger Army
They're like the seppo Living End (contemporaries thereof)

>>153004711
so this is the power of /cric/
lmao

thinking gades might want 9 more wickets

>>153004724
just a king of the manlets match anyway

my mate always asks me if I stuck it in her ass when I tell him about a hookup
reckon thats kinda cooked to want to do during first hookup, bit perverse and probably indicative of some respect issues

cunts who take a bail off and hammer it into the crease when marking centre are fucked

bit weird how somewhere along the way, backroomcastingcouch became an anal site

shieeeeeeet an hour till next one
what do

>>153004741
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTIhy4AjNUc/

POWER SURGE ACTIVATED

>>153004749
i used to hate all the cuts in porn because it makes it so sterile but i've recently come to suspect, like they mentioned in this, that the actress said something or wasn't doing the fake smile thing the whole time, so she got a stern talking to and it comes back halfway through the action

>>153004751
the smacky jaw just works on everyone

>>153004776
I like seeing them actually switching positions, particularly when its not some well choreographed switch

>>153004751
did you reuse careys eyes lol

>>153004790
so not like gdp where they cut to the same positions for the same amount of time in the same order in every video?

>>153004802
nah not at all
im also big on pov missionary

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my scorchies

Michael Hussey 3 (5)

Lynn won't even be a good DH option next year - hes been average this bbl

I hope smacky is on (in good form) tonight

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cricket ball waterslide is very based

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the age of smacky is over

reminder my heaties have beaten all of the top 3 teams and will beat the 4th placed team for that spot soon

>>153004833
i wonder what will kill this gimmick
a bunch of hitters coming in and being complete dogshit the entire comp might do it

kath....

>>153004833
this is Lynnsane

Got sick of being an incel so I went to a whore the other night. It did not go well, she didn't look anything like her photos, I expected a 9/10 and got a 6/10. Having a condom on the willy really reduces pleasure and just feels plain uncomfortable and the whole interaction was so mercenary and blunt that it killed any mood of sexiness. I could barely even get hard because it was such a turnoff let alone cum. The whore couldn't even speak English properly and had such an unpleasant personality. Shan't be doing that again ever, I will rot as an incel, if I ever fugg again (not gonna happen) it will be with a girl who actually likes me and who I like in return.

>>153004851
>9 matches
>4 innings
he's been bad but the cunt is batting too low for bbl
it's fine for australia because those games are more important, but this shit is meant to be about entertainment

>>153004876
grim

Peter Siddle is 40 but has a 20 year old proto
the bard of Australian cricket

>>153004851
kek hes so shit and hes going to the WC

>>153004876
Yikes

>>153004844
just not cricket innit

>>153004876
>he fell for the ol' /cric/ meme of seeing a prozzie
kek

>>153004876
yrim

skies gone that weird orange/green colour. think hail is coming or a nasty thunderstorm

yo /crug/ bro i thought you said there was rugby on today i dont see SHIT
explain yourself

>>153004822
wonder how long the battry lasts
if they got all the scorchies biggest bashing trophys out wood they still light up
and wheres the switch to change the colour and how many do they have
imaigne how embarrassing it would be if you lift the trophy and hit the switch to change it from your colour to green or purple

>crug
no such thing

>>153004911
It was a learning experience, I now know that I can only do it with a girl if it's mutual desire and that condoms are the invention of the devil.

>skysports uk filling time before scorchies with a documentary about getting more BAME players into cricket
grim

>>153004876
based

>>153004942
no it was just you losing your virginity which was always going to be awkward and a bad experience
better with a prostitute than a girl you wanted to impress (no girls are virgins nowadays so they would strongly judge you for not fucking like a pornstar)

>>153004876
>he fell for the ginza meme
you get what you pay for m8
if you actually spend more then $100 you would get a better experience

>>153004942
Maybe smoke a bit of ice next time so your libido is buffed

>>153004965
Actually I did it with a whore a long time ago but I was extremely drunk and she wasn't such a cunt (and she was hotter). This was my first time doing it sober and it gave me clarity.

never had a really bad prozzie experience tb h

>>153004955
whats bame m8? unironically asking

when I lost my virginity the girl said "that was terrible"
I was like 25 at the time so think she didnt expect a virgin-tier dicking down

>>153004822
Checked, crisp mate

>>153004394
> t. chinlet

>>153004994
Black African middle eastern (I think)

I'd love to shoot some dragon's breath rounds directly into the eyes of peewee maggots
Their final nasal, girly pleas for their worthless lives might give me some pleasure.

Certified and Verified fact that Kath takes it up the chutney.

>>153005018
scorchies WON the 'bat flip'

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets play pickleball together

>>153005018
not sure about that hairstyle kath baby
looking corrr regardless

>>153005008
what a nasty skank m8

>>153005022
hello mate having a good day? parents treating you well mate?

anyone wanna fuck my arse or maybe just make out for a bit?

>>153005008
even worse for you cos she was 16 and told you that

Every time I'm told not to be racist I become a bit more racist.

>>153005008
This means you won and beat her lmao
She's the loser!!!

>>153005042
i didnt really take it to heart at all, didnt even realise she said it until like 30mins later when it clicked in my mind
its no biggie though, i was just stoked to get my dick wet and she was hot

Most peewee filth have Moari (filth) admixture
How digusting! No wonder they are such cowardly retards

>>153005055
hit it for 6 mate

>>153005050
yeah mate where in sydney are you?

No faggot ever said anything worth hearing
All queers should burn

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neigh-sayers, what say you?

>>153005080
Black Kathiar

>>153005071
yeah i'd love to sweep a darky's skull for six

>>153005080
hot to trot iykwim haha

Imagine the thrill of tying up a peewee and placing him on a conveyor belt leading to an industrial ore crusher
He's probably piss his pants the little coward!

>>153005080
amarezing

>to the tune of Come on, Aussie
Fuck off, Pewee
Fuck off, Fuck off
Fuck off, Peewee
Fuck off

>>153005080
rightful alf clay

Only a couple of months and we will be blessed with Nick Daicos's presence on the footy field

reminder kath loughnan is 27 years old

what league is that?
A League and EPL are on right now

Too late to go out
Too young to stay in
We're talking about
Living in Sin.

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>>153005113

>>153005129
BULLSHIT!!!
DON'T LIE YOU WILL BURN IN HECK!!!

the TEAMS

SCORCHERS: Mitch Marsh, Finn Allen, Cooper Connolly, Josh Inglis, Aaron Hardie, Ashton Turner, Laurie Evans, Jhye Richardson, Luke Holt, David Layne, Mahli Beardman

STARS: Tom Rogers, Sam Harper, Joe Clarke, Campbell Kellaway, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Hilton Cartwright, Tom Curran, Mitchell Swepson, Haris Rauf, Peter Siddle

>>153005080
>australian women

LETS GO SCORCHIES AND SMACKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBjJAV3CMk
When was sovl made illegal
How many jews, niggers, muslims and queers do we need to kill to get this back?

whats with the afl blowie trying to de-cozy the thread

coop should move down from 3 really. sexers game aside hasn't had a great tourney with the bat

The fvtvre of the world is pvre violence.

when i was a kid i would of been absolutely terrified of going on a sports field and meeting a sportsman and having to talk to em, i probably would have been crying and trying to run away so i wouldnt have to go out on the field

cmon cooper m8

Jhye is a very stupid name

a step closer to smacky :D

Peewee is a very stupid existence

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

Try to put me in a cage you fucken rat
YOU'LL NEVER CAGE ME I AM FREE

>Clarke in for Rogers
lol, what year is it again?

melbourne green were better when they were the scorchies rejects
now they only have the big wog and the rhodesian cartwright not as fun anymore

HATTY??????????????

C W W P
W
W
P

>>153005188
You're a cunt with women's proclivities?
Would hate to meet you, lol

Cooper Connolly and Campbell Cellaway will have long and fruitful careers together driving our test team forward together

kayo decided to shit the bed between games
trying to blame it on my internet too the cunts

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>kayo won't load for me
wtf do I pay them for

>have to say Toyota whenever someone hits a 6
>have to saw Chemist Warehouse whenever someone hits a 4
Hellish. Do you think Howie has comercially-fuelled night terrors?

its all scorchies

I was literally born better than 99% of the world
I am more intelligent and handsome
I am better than you, I always have been and there is nothing you can do about it. I was blessed from birth and you have been fighting against it ever since

stoinis and maxy need to FIRE

>>153005213
crisp me

>>153005213
>I was literally born better than 99% of the world
Yeah, yeah. We're all Australian here m8.

>>153005208
down for me too
pipe bomb is in the mail these fucking russo-arab cunts taking my money
CUNTS

>>153005207
tell em I said they suck!

Kayo is fine for me in the west
im with internode

is the BBL the biggest in the world?

east coast and kayo is down

My Foxtel's out too, but that's a satellite issue, not internet related.
Might have one of them wanks where I spend 3-4 hours edging to an (incest) porn game and leave a puddle of shame all over my pubes/chair at 2am and have to try and fall asleep afterwards

KAYO HAS BEEN K-O'D!!!!!!!!!
THE K IN KAYO STANDS FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK

streamed dot pk is the back up stream lads

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>>153005242

>>153005249
Sorry, I mean a "landlady & roommate" porn game

>>153005248
thanks m8
Smacky must have hit one into orbit during practice and hit the satellite

>>153005253
kek

1) ‘So you never told me what you thought about last Friday night?’
2) ‘Youre are a strong, beautiful, intelligent, independent woman who should do whatever the fuck you want to do.’
3) ‘I’ve got to go – ill see you tomorrow – should be in my office 3 and 4… have a good night….xoxox’
4) ‘Ok – well I don’t you know why? 1. could feel this building up and up and up and up. 2. we expressed how we felt (well I did anyway). 3. we didn’t fully cross any lines. 4. there needed to be a release.’
5) ‘I’m trying to help sort through the shit I created.’
6) ‘Please don’t feel awkward – you know what I have even more respect for you than ever before…cause I trust you….you could have crossed the line Friday night many times, but you didn’t and thank you for that…because I know I can be alone with you and know that nothing will happen cause you won’t let it happen.’
7) ‘So we’re right back where we were on Thursday!! But with more knowledge…and safe in the fact that you know that I will always have love for you.’
8) ‘Thought about Friday night much?’
9) ‘Can anyone else see this screen?’
10) ‘Well I thought about how good it felt to hold you….how soft your lips were…and how good it felt when your hands pulled around my hair and neck and held me…and how good you smelt and tasted.’
11) ‘I was thinking about your fantasy…and how I told you mine…and how I wish I had had the chance to have picked you up by your butt and your legs would wrap around me.’
12) ‘We need to get past this awkwardness that you feel.’
13) ‘look into you heart and listen to your head – on Friday night you would have loved it a) as it was b) more innocent c) no g/f more happen?’
14) ‘You ignoring me???....‘We can talk about it – we can talk through it you know…talk to me – what are you thinking.’
15) ‘Can you forgive me?’

>>153005253
what about a hisland and roommate game?

>>153005207
suck shit cunt been watching a 1080p crisp fox 501 stream with zero fuck ups all arvo for free kek

>>153005260
Don't usually get off to blokes

>>153005259
3 lines or less

If you need to talk please call me

>>153005266
you touch a dick whenever you jack off, you gay little slut

>>153005266
>usually
sounds like there's some wiggle room there mate

the melbourne starts are going to bottle the final stretch of another season kek

MY HEATIES are the only peem that can stop the scorchies

who do we blame about the state of /cric/ now that all the test blowies returned to gayfl? wtf is this garbage im reading

>>153005276
>>153005278
There is. I won't pretend I haven't had it in the bum before.

>>153005289
what if I told you theres afl blowies here right now.............

that neck shot was real bad

>>153005290
based truthteller

If this was gay, I loved it.
Or if he was a faggot, so was I.

Kellaways class

Should I make another margarita (had once at 3 o'clock) or stay on the beers?

last time I came in a girl's mouth was 13 days ago and it feels like an eternity
deliver her upon me lord I need to cum.

it's warm and muggy here, I'd love a margy over a beer

>>153005308
eat a margarita pizza, have a couple of shots and keep on the beers is my recommendation

have another 'rita champ

'rita aura

>>153005314
HAHAHA FAGGOT!!!!!
WANT IT COVERED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM???
FUCKEN POOF

woah slayed him with that one

>>153005314
>>153005318
>>153005320
Alright. Guess I better get onto juicing the limes...

>>153005321
think that might mess with the flavour profile actually mate

>>153005331
YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!!

have a margarita when the blood alcohol reading doesn't matter champion

If I aver that you suck cock and you're a faggot, you bear the onus to disprove it.

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the people arent happy

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kayo is back for me lads

They will never forgive you
But they won't let you go

fucking hell it's $45??

more like kaypig

>>153005349
I spend more than that on onlyfans every month
drop of water in the pond really

>>153005349
if you're retarded
all you do is cancel and they give it to you for $20/month for at least 6 months

I earn 240k/year it really is nothing to me
I pirate everything else because I despise Kikefilth

stoinis has always been the real smacky

>>153005352
thats your time friend. if you make 45 dollars an hour you are giving an hour of your time to a service you arent getting

>>153005363
im on cenna tho

kellGONEaway

SMACKY TIME

>>153005370
do onlythots discount for a concession card?

one time i payed for a girls onlyfans because apparrently she would send you a video of her taking a shit for money if you asked but i was too scared to ask and ended up cancelling it the next day

smackys flushed hes lost the edge

fuck i wasnt focused
has smacky come and gone?
did he at least increase his 2026 average of 7?

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Decided to be responsible and use more lime and less tequila.

i wonder how many times they have unknowingly sent customs to friends or relatives
have read an article along the same lines but reckon it happens more than you would expect
or when they are really slutty and say they will fuck a fan and rock up to somebody they know irl

>>153005394
fag

>>153005391
just checked and he is still in the shed m8

>>153005413
yeah I just texted him and he says he's keen to get out there

Wait, are you guys STILL mad at me about yesterday?

My Shrike-ies came through for the win.
Now I just need my Scorchies to deliver.

Mum just messaged me saying the trains aren't running & I might need to pick her up from Hornsby, "so [I] should stop drinking."
It is, however, far too late for such arrangements and I will not be taking any further calls this evening.

omw to hornsby to pick up a hottie lads we're gonna watch the scorchies flog this pathetic score

>>153005428
She tore her asshole and vagina into one big hole to give birth to you and you can't pick her up from the traino?

>>153005428
mumza needs to learn to pull herself up by her bootstraps and stop relying on others

The post test series -BBL only time always depresses me.

>>153005428
Its ok mate sitaleki can just take her back to his place

why doesnt smacky want to bat anymore

>>153005440
team doing him dirty :(

smacky is ok but he's no lynn

>>153005428
>he has a reliable car
wouldn't catch me being this dependable

Just saw the book my gf is currently reading

thinking they tactically retire cartwright and get smacky out there!

did babar black sheep apologise?

>>153005394
one of the gayest things I've ever seen

Statistically speaking, there is at least one gay cricket player.

kino game on cricket gold atm

HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY!!

Nick Knight was always a merchant of kino

>>153005482
and you call yourself a scorchies fan smdh

>>153005476
Yeah I saw that reel that Bethell did and im pretty sure it's him