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its smudge's world, we're just living in it
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Babar more like Subpar kek gottern
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PVO
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Is this the incel general?
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>>153004266
a lil late, me
>>153004273
>>153004273
>>153004273
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>no black clash streams
oh well, anyway
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>>153004284
bitches hate straight drives
she wouldn't react that way if he was shadow batting a reverse sweep
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based Ryder on a muscular 36 (20)
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>>153004285
are you new to 4chan? honest question
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just don't think "ryder" and "muscular" should ever coexist in a sentence
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Why is the peewee so loathsome to any right-thinking White man?
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TIMBER
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>>153004315
yeah, just came over after seeing this article in today's newspaper
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based Ryder on a fat, greasycunt 37 (21)
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>>153004336
haha so true
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BREAKIG: PCB has written to CA expressing "displeasure" with the treatment of Pakistani players Mohammed Rizwan and Babar Azam in this season's Big Bash League
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>>153004336
Journalists should be hanged
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>>153004344
usman has been vindicated
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Peewee dogs should shove steak knives in their eyes tbqh
Not even sure that is controversial
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>GAYdes
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Singing karaoke to A Fever You Can't Sweat out (my tone's still decent but some of the high notes are a bit harder than they used to be, drinking Coopers green, watching the cricket, playing Fire Emblem
A hairless monkey 100000 years ago couldn't fathom anything close to this
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My preferred method would be to hire a short arm crane and then tie the peewee up by its legs. Then I would tie the peewee to the crane and dangle it over water. I would it just so it's head was underwater when the peewee was at full length. Initially, it would struggle to keep it's head about the water so it didn't drown. But, ultimately, it's strength would fail and it would drown.
I think that would give me great pleasure.
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Why do peewee """men""" sound like girls?
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>Grace Hayden has a interview show on Willow
Literally 0 qualifications. Womeme live life on easy mode
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>>153004374
large breasts look good on camera mate
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>>153004374
discussing what? cricket?
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This is a VERY grim showing from the Fighting Melbourne Renegades
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>>153004374
dont ask me the color of anything iykwim haha
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>>153004379
Interviewing some no name American U-19 Jeet
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frig off micksperg
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well she does write her own scripts
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>>153004380
based "double header" with 90 minute break in between
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Hayden's daughter looks like that?
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>>153004390
handsomesquidward.jpg
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Saars lose their pooey little brains over Grace Hayden's titties. She knows what she's doing (the needful)
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reckon grace might be adopted
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i'll be impressed when shamsi disappears a bit of sandpaper
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kino 4 saved by Hussey there
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can someone please shoot junior a message to stop disparaging the pakis
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I hope Pope gets to play for aussie one day
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Pert big young titties with perfect pink nipples belong in my mouth
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>>153004411
checked
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT POMKEKS HAD THEIR TONSILS TICKLED BY LONG THICK AUSGOD COCK THIS SUMMER
SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!!!!
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every team should have their own commentators for their home games and then the rest of the commentators rotate around games so theyre not flying every day
so for a game in perth we'd get two local tators and one isa
none of this commentate every game from fox HQ nonsense
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I am both the pro and ant agonist of /cric/
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more like babby tantram
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>>153004394
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>>153004471
FUCKEN GOT THAT PAKI DOG
FUCK HIM BACK OFF TO THE TRIBAL REGIONS
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>>153004479
kek saved
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just wait, this will end up somehow being a close game
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remember when jordan silk started in bbl and everybody hyped up his fielding but he was basically a scrub batsman?
if this designated fielder shit stays around, some poor cunt like him will be fielding for 10 years and never get a chance to develop any batting
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>>153004506
im training like a madman to be a designated fielder
its easily the best part of playing cricket
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it's fielding second slip for me
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nah, fuck running from one boundary to the other every over, when you're not already chasing balls down, if you don't have to
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>>153004528
bruh its only 20 overs, not that much running around
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>>153004390
tits like caveliars ears
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>>153004536
it looks like smacky doesn't even want to do it these days and its always cartwright in those hot spots
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saggy tits built this nation
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i heard Italians built your railways but I don’t know if that’s true
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face-the-bouncer lad, you in?
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bbl is almost over lads
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i just wanna go out and get fucked up
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I'm a poof
I'm a fag
I'm a queer
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rugshitter you in mate
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>>153004612
yeah, this and then the t20 world cup is like a final countdown of my savings running out
grim
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just ate out a 65yo's arsehole for 1/3 of my fortnightly rent
i feel like an absolutely worthless cunt going to kill myself what the fuck is the point anymore
fuck fuck FUCK
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>>153004626
how do you pay the other 2/3
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>>153004635
he commentates
hi mark
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>>153004635
two more rimjobs
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>>153004626
Trust the process
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I'd give Elle Fanning a rimjob for 1/3 of my monthly mortgage payment
Provided that she washed first.
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is darcy shart even still in any team's squad?
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>>153004656
>younger than her sister
nonce
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>>153004623
mate the games are going to be at like 2am
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>>153004626
what was his name?
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>>153004658
Could pull it off if he worked out and lost 7.5kg of the fat.
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>>153004674
this joke doesnt really hit the same when it actually was a guy
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>Just checked out Peter Siddle's Early Life
oy vey
>Pesah Seidel
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>>153004673
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>>153004684
You’ve done him
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>>153004658
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*does the 67*
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>>153004658
very uncoordinated coin flipping
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>>153004694
ha ha
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>>153004689
The first song that came on my shuffle (out of 5,585 songs) after posting this was by the most "greaser" band I have in the song pool. Weird...
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I love to fuck women in the pussy
I love to face fuck them too
Anal sex with women is okay but it makes your pp all stinky so I just prefer to fuck them and cum in their pussy, on their face or tits, or in their mouth.
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>>153004703
based living end chad
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Doggett does have a bit of boong about him. Think it's the nose
Certainly can believe he is a boong over Scotty """Fraudulent Blak""" Boland
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>>153004713
It's actually Tiger Army
They're like the seppo Living End (contemporaries thereof)
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>>153004711
so this is the power of /cric/
lmao
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thinking gades might want 9 more wickets
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>>153004724
just a king of the manlets match anyway
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my mate always asks me if I stuck it in her ass when I tell him about a hookup
reckon thats kinda cooked to want to do during first hookup, bit perverse and probably indicative of some respect issues
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cunts who take a bail off and hammer it into the crease when marking centre are fucked
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bit weird how somewhere along the way, backroomcastingcouch became an anal site
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shieeeeeeet an hour till next one
what do
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>>153004741
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTIhy4AjNUc/
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POWER SURGE ACTIVATED
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>>153004749
i used to hate all the cuts in porn because it makes it so sterile but i've recently come to suspect, like they mentioned in this, that the actress said something or wasn't doing the fake smile thing the whole time, so she got a stern talking to and it comes back halfway through the action
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>>153004751
the smacky jaw just works on everyone
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>>153004776
I like seeing them actually switching positions, particularly when its not some well choreographed switch
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>>153004751
did you reuse careys eyes lol
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>>153004790
so not like gdp where they cut to the same positions for the same amount of time in the same order in every video?
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>>153004802
nah not at all
im also big on pov missionary
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my scorchies
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Michael Hussey 3 (5)
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Lynn won't even be a good DH option next year - hes been average this bbl
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I hope smacky is on (in good form) tonight
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cricket ball waterslide is very based
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the age of smacky is over
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reminder my heaties have beaten all of the top 3 teams and will beat the 4th placed team for that spot soon
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>>153004833
i wonder what will kill this gimmick
a bunch of hitters coming in and being complete dogshit the entire comp might do it
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kath....
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>>153004833
this is Lynnsane
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Got sick of being an incel so I went to a whore the other night. It did not go well, she didn't look anything like her photos, I expected a 9/10 and got a 6/10. Having a condom on the willy really reduces pleasure and just feels plain uncomfortable and the whole interaction was so mercenary and blunt that it killed any mood of sexiness. I could barely even get hard because it was such a turnoff let alone cum. The whore couldn't even speak English properly and had such an unpleasant personality. Shan't be doing that again ever, I will rot as an incel, if I ever fugg again (not gonna happen) it will be with a girl who actually likes me and who I like in return.
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>>153004851
>9 matches
>4 innings
he's been bad but the cunt is batting too low for bbl
it's fine for australia because those games are more important, but this shit is meant to be about entertainment
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>>153004876
grim
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Peter Siddle is 40 but has a 20 year old proto
the bard of Australian cricket
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>>153004851
kek hes so shit and hes going to the WC
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>>153004876
Yikes
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>>153004844
just not cricket innit
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>>153004876
>he fell for the ol' /cric/ meme of seeing a prozzie
kek
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>>153004876
yrim
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skies gone that weird orange/green colour. think hail is coming or a nasty thunderstorm
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yo /crug/ bro i thought you said there was rugby on today i dont see SHIT
explain yourself
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>>153004822
wonder how long the battry lasts
if they got all the scorchies biggest bashing trophys out wood they still light up
and wheres the switch to change the colour and how many do they have
imaigne how embarrassing it would be if you lift the trophy and hit the switch to change it from your colour to green or purple
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>crug
no such thing
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>>153004911
It was a learning experience, I now know that I can only do it with a girl if it's mutual desire and that condoms are the invention of the devil.
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>skysports uk filling time before scorchies with a documentary about getting more BAME players into cricket
grim
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>>153004876
based
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>>153004942
no it was just you losing your virginity which was always going to be awkward and a bad experience
better with a prostitute than a girl you wanted to impress (no girls are virgins nowadays so they would strongly judge you for not fucking like a pornstar)
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>>153004876
>he fell for the ginza meme
you get what you pay for m8
if you actually spend more then $100 you would get a better experience
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>>153004942
Maybe smoke a bit of ice next time so your libido is buffed
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>>153004965
Actually I did it with a whore a long time ago but I was extremely drunk and she wasn't such a cunt (and she was hotter). This was my first time doing it sober and it gave me clarity.
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never had a really bad prozzie experience tb h
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>>153004955
whats bame m8? unironically asking
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when I lost my virginity the girl said "that was terrible"
I was like 25 at the time so think she didnt expect a virgin-tier dicking down
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>>153004822
Checked, crisp mate
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>>153004394
> t. chinlet
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>>153004994
Black African middle eastern (I think)
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I'd love to shoot some dragon's breath rounds directly into the eyes of peewee maggots
Their final nasal, girly pleas for their worthless lives might give me some pleasure.
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Certified and Verified fact that Kath takes it up the chutney.
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>>153005018
scorchies WON the 'bat flip'

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lets play pickleball together
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>>153005018
not sure about that hairstyle kath baby
looking corrr regardless
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>>153005008
what a nasty skank m8
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>>153005022
hello mate having a good day? parents treating you well mate?
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anyone wanna fuck my arse or maybe just make out for a bit?
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>>153005008
even worse for you cos she was 16 and told you that
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Every time I'm told not to be racist I become a bit more racist.
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>>153005008
This means you won and beat her lmao
She's the loser!!!
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>>153005042
i didnt really take it to heart at all, didnt even realise she said it until like 30mins later when it clicked in my mind
its no biggie though, i was just stoked to get my dick wet and she was hot
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Most peewee filth have Moari (filth) admixture
How digusting! No wonder they are such cowardly retards
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>>153005055
hit it for 6 mate
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>>153005050
yeah mate where in sydney are you?
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No faggot ever said anything worth hearing
All queers should burn
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neigh-sayers, what say you?
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>>153005080
Black Kathiar
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>>153005071
yeah i'd love to sweep a darky's skull for six
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>>153005080
hot to trot iykwim haha
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Imagine the thrill of tying up a peewee and placing him on a conveyor belt leading to an industrial ore crusher
He's probably piss his pants the little coward!
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>>153005080
amarezing
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>to the tune of Come on, Aussie
Fuck off, Pewee
Fuck off, Fuck off
Fuck off, Peewee
Fuck off
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>>153005080
rightful alf clay
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Only a couple of months and we will be blessed with Nick Daicos's presence on the footy field
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reminder kath loughnan is 27 years old
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what league is that?
A League and EPL are on right now
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Too late to go out
Too young to stay in
We're talking about
Living in Sin.
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>>153005113
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>>153005129
BULLSHIT!!!
DON'T LIE YOU WILL BURN IN HECK!!!
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the TEAMS

SCORCHERS: Mitch Marsh, Finn Allen, Cooper Connolly, Josh Inglis, Aaron Hardie, Ashton Turner, Laurie Evans, Jhye Richardson, Luke Holt, David Layne, Mahli Beardman

STARS: Tom Rogers, Sam Harper, Joe Clarke, Campbell Kellaway, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Hilton Cartwright, Tom Curran, Mitchell Swepson, Haris Rauf, Peter Siddle
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>>153005080
>australian women
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LETS GO SCORCHIES AND SMACKY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBjJAV3CMk
When was sovl made illegal
How many jews, niggers, muslims and queers do we need to kill to get this back?
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whats with the afl blowie trying to de-cozy the thread
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coop should move down from 3 really. sexers game aside hasn't had a great tourney with the bat
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The fvtvre of the world is pvre violence.
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when i was a kid i would of been absolutely terrified of going on a sports field and meeting a sportsman and having to talk to em, i probably would have been crying and trying to run away so i wouldnt have to go out on the field
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cmon cooper m8
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Jhye is a very stupid name
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a step closer to smacky :D
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Peewee is a very stupid existence
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GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
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Try to put me in a cage you fucken rat
YOU'LL NEVER CAGE ME I AM FREE
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>Clarke in for Rogers
lol, what year is it again?
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melbourne green were better when they were the scorchies rejects
now they only have the big wog and the rhodesian cartwright not as fun anymore
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HATTY??????????????
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C W W P
W
W
P
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>>153005188
You're a cunt with women's proclivities?
Would hate to meet you, lol
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Cooper Connolly and Campbell Cellaway will have long and fruitful careers together driving our test team forward together
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kayo decided to shit the bed between games
trying to blame it on my internet too the cunts
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>kayo won't load for me
wtf do I pay them for
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>have to say Toyota whenever someone hits a 6
>have to saw Chemist Warehouse whenever someone hits a 4
Hellish. Do you think Howie has comercially-fuelled night terrors?
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its all scorchies
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I was literally born better than 99% of the world
I am more intelligent and handsome
I am better than you, I always have been and there is nothing you can do about it. I was blessed from birth and you have been fighting against it ever since
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stoinis and maxy need to FIRE
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>>153005213
crisp me
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>>153005213
>I was literally born better than 99% of the world
Yeah, yeah. We're all Australian here m8.
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>>153005208
down for me too
pipe bomb is in the mail these fucking russo-arab cunts taking my money
CUNTS
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>>153005207
tell em I said they suck!
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Kayo is fine for me in the west
im with internode
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is the BBL the biggest in the world?
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east coast and kayo is down
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My Foxtel's out too, but that's a satellite issue, not internet related.
Might have one of them wanks where I spend 3-4 hours edging to an (incest) porn game and leave a puddle of shame all over my pubes/chair at 2am and have to try and fall asleep afterwards
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KAYO HAS BEEN K-O'D!!!!!!!!!
THE K IN KAYO STANDS FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK
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streamed dot pk is the back up stream lads
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>>153005242
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>>153005249
Sorry, I mean a "landlady & roommate" porn game
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>>153005248
thanks m8
Smacky must have hit one into orbit during practice and hit the satellite
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>>153005253
kek
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1) ‘So you never told me what you thought about last Friday night?’
2) ‘Youre are a strong, beautiful, intelligent, independent woman who should do whatever the fuck you want to do.’
3) ‘I’ve got to go – ill see you tomorrow – should be in my office 3 and 4… have a good night….xoxox’
4) ‘Ok – well I don’t you know why? 1. could feel this building up and up and up and up. 2. we expressed how we felt (well I did anyway). 3. we didn’t fully cross any lines. 4. there needed to be a release.’
5) ‘I’m trying to help sort through the shit I created.’
6) ‘Please don’t feel awkward – you know what I have even more respect for you than ever before…cause I trust you….you could have crossed the line Friday night many times, but you didn’t and thank you for that…because I know I can be alone with you and know that nothing will happen cause you won’t let it happen.’
7) ‘So we’re right back where we were on Thursday!! But with more knowledge…and safe in the fact that you know that I will always have love for you.’
8) ‘Thought about Friday night much?’
9) ‘Can anyone else see this screen?’
10) ‘Well I thought about how good it felt to hold you….how soft your lips were…and how good it felt when your hands pulled around my hair and neck and held me…and how good you smelt and tasted.’
11) ‘I was thinking about your fantasy…and how I told you mine…and how I wish I had had the chance to have picked you up by your butt and your legs would wrap around me.’
12) ‘We need to get past this awkwardness that you feel.’
13) ‘look into you heart and listen to your head – on Friday night you would have loved it a) as it was b) more innocent c) no g/f more happen?’
14) ‘You ignoring me???....‘We can talk about it – we can talk through it you know…talk to me – what are you thinking.’
15) ‘Can you forgive me?’
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>>153005253
what about a hisland and roommate game?
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>>153005207
suck shit cunt been watching a 1080p crisp fox 501 stream with zero fuck ups all arvo for free kek
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>>153005260
Don't usually get off to blokes
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>>153005259
3 lines or less
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If you need to talk please call me
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>>153005266
you touch a dick whenever you jack off, you gay little slut
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>>153005266
>usually
sounds like there's some wiggle room there mate
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the melbourne starts are going to bottle the final stretch of another season kek
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MY HEATIES are the only peem that can stop the scorchies
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who do we blame about the state of /cric/ now that all the test blowies returned to gayfl? wtf is this garbage im reading
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>>153005276
>>153005278
There is. I won't pretend I haven't had it in the bum before.
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>>153005289
what if I told you theres afl blowies here right now.............
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that neck shot was real bad
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>>153005290
based truthteller
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If this was gay, I loved it.
Or if he was a faggot, so was I.
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Kellaways class
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Should I make another margarita (had once at 3 o'clock) or stay on the beers?
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last time I came in a girl's mouth was 13 days ago and it feels like an eternity
deliver her upon me lord I need to cum.
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it's warm and muggy here, I'd love a margy over a beer
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>>153005308
eat a margarita pizza, have a couple of shots and keep on the beers is my recommendation
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have another 'rita champ
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'rita aura
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>>153005314
HAHAHA FAGGOT!!!!!
WANT IT COVERED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM???
FUCKEN POOF
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woah slayed him with that one
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>>153005314
>>153005318
>>153005320
Alright. Guess I better get onto juicing the limes...
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>>153005321
think that might mess with the flavour profile actually mate
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>>153005331
YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!!
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have a margarita when the blood alcohol reading doesn't matter champion
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If I aver that you suck cock and you're a faggot, you bear the onus to disprove it.
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the people arent happy
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kayo is back for me lads
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They will never forgive you
But they won't let you go
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fucking hell it's $45??
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more like kaypig
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>>153005349
I spend more than that on onlyfans every month
drop of water in the pond really
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>>153005349
if you're retarded
all you do is cancel and they give it to you for $20/month for at least 6 months
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I earn 240k/year it really is nothing to me
I pirate everything else because I despise Kikefilth
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stoinis has always been the real smacky
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>>153005352
thats your time friend. if you make 45 dollars an hour you are giving an hour of your time to a service you arent getting
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>>153005363
im on cenna tho
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kellGONEaway
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SMACKY TIME
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>>153005370
do onlythots discount for a concession card?
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one time i payed for a girls onlyfans because apparrently she would send you a video of her taking a shit for money if you asked but i was too scared to ask and ended up cancelling it the next day
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smackys flushed hes lost the edge
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fuck i wasnt focused
has smacky come and gone?
did he at least increase his 2026 average of 7?
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Decided to be responsible and use more lime and less tequila.
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i wonder how many times they have unknowingly sent customs to friends or relatives
have read an article along the same lines but reckon it happens more than you would expect
or when they are really slutty and say they will fuck a fan and rock up to somebody they know irl
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>>153005394
fag
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>>153005391
just checked and he is still in the shed m8
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>>153005413
yeah I just texted him and he says he's keen to get out there
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Wait, are you guys STILL mad at me about yesterday?
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My Shrike-ies came through for the win.
Now I just need my Scorchies to deliver.
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Mum just messaged me saying the trains aren't running & I might need to pick her up from Hornsby, "so [I] should stop drinking."
It is, however, far too late for such arrangements and I will not be taking any further calls this evening.
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omw to hornsby to pick up a hottie lads we're gonna watch the scorchies flog this pathetic score
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>>153005428
She tore her asshole and vagina into one big hole to give birth to you and you can't pick her up from the traino?
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>>153005428
mumza needs to learn to pull herself up by her bootstraps and stop relying on others
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The post test series -BBL only time always depresses me.
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>>153005428
Its ok mate sitaleki can just take her back to his place
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why doesnt smacky want to bat anymore
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>>153005440
team doing him dirty :(
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smacky is ok but he's no lynn
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>>153005428
>he has a reliable car
wouldn't catch me being this dependable
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Just saw the book my gf is currently reading
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thinking they tactically retire cartwright and get smacky out there!
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did babar black sheep apologise?
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>>153005394
one of the gayest things I've ever seen
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Statistically speaking, there is at least one gay cricket player.
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kino game on cricket gold atm
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HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY!!
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Nick Knight was always a merchant of kino
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>>153005482
and you call yourself a scorchies fan smdh
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>>153005476
Yeah I saw that reel that Bethell did and im pretty sure it's him
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Statistically speaking, there is at least one straight AFL player.
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WW2 cured Bodyline. Without it, The Ashes would have ended.
We need a further war to cure the wretched Bazball -- the pernicious influence of the peewee filth on our grand game.
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NICE TRY BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET SMACKY OUT!!
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NICK EM FOR SLIP SMACKY
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smackys confidence has gone
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>>153005476
It would make the locker room pretty damn awkward
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gays arent interested in sports. all their interested in is arse fucking
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>>153005494
KEK GONE GOTTEM
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This is Shane Warne
I did not die in Thailand. I was abducted by the BCCI
Please send help I am somewhere in India and it absolutely stinks
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>>153005515
how many google play cards you need lad?
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GONE GOTTEM
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tail enders might have to give smacky the babar azam treatment
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barely enough runs for finna to hit a century
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POWERFUL 3 from 7
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YOU'LL GET EM NEXT TIME SMACKY
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more like the small bash league lol
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this guy should be nowhere near your wc squad
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oh nonono Starsies
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>>153005564
we are cooked if he plays even a minute of the wc
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SCORCH 'EM
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HATTY ON HIS BIRTHDAY MENTIONED
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Smacky? More like complete shit.
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KEK would have been good to get siddle out for a hatty
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It's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll.
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thought i might fall short of my average of 7 lads
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smacky texted me and said he's saving himself for the WC
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jhye is getting THICK
not sure he will ever be fully fit
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>>153005586
Getting ready for eSports season innit
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>>153005585
based
probably saw how marnus cooked himself before the ashes
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big stinky Melbourne Stars
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>>153005592
Melbourne choccy starfishes
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>>153005589
/cric/ has Jyhe for a gamer
/nrl/ has addo caar as a gamer
who is /afl/'s gamer?
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gg SURELY scorchies win from here
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>>153005603
Nice jinx attempt, not gonna finna work pal
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you blokes drinking?
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>>153005640
got a Stanley cup half full of water at my side
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>>153005656
based trendsetter
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>>153005640
I don't usually drink two days in a row
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>>153005640
about to polish off a tommy's margarita m8
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>>153005640
the same cup of cope that smacky is drinking right now kek
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>>153005656
Based NHL champion
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>>153005656
Based tradie
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S C O R C H I E S
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reminder
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Imagine having both stoinis and smacky in the same side and expecting to be champions kek
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>>153005683
Where's zero sugar sunkist?
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>>153005683
>coke
>no bundaberg original
shite list
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>>153005683
Little Creatures hasn't been good for years.
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>>153005686
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REMINDER
As soon as the BBL finishes, the SA20 goon hour starts
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>>153005698
You guys say that about everything.
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>>153005703
I get bored in like 15 minutes tbqh but SA20 is good
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>>153005703
kino
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every part of a womans body is sexy, apart from their fucking smelly cunt.
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>>153005729
i promise your second time at ginza will be better mate
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I only drink the best beers from Germany and the Netherlands
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>>153005683
Acqua Panna and San pelligrino the only acceptable options on that shit
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what the fuck is wrong with this scorchies crowd?
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CATCHY!!!!
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>>153005720
Shalom
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>>153005747
entertainment for all
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>>153005729
kek
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>>153005729
Based troon enjoyer
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POOPER
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Connolly has been worse than smacky all season
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>>153005759
nah. smacky is bottom of the barrel
coops scored two 50s to start the comp
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RAUF HAS JUST ASSAULTED A PLAYER
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Playing "Town's Charm" since I can't watch the cricket
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has respect just left our gentlemens game :(
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josh singleless
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this crowd has a lot of indian-like qualities
stars absolutely silencing them
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uhhhhhhhhhhh scorchiebros......
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>>153005792
that umpire used to teach math at my school - he looks way happier these days good for him
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finna hasn't been getting enough strike
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what sort of parent calls their son Hilton Cartwright
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at my old job we used to do timesheets so our time could be charged to clients
one girl really hated doing them because she'd get to the end of the day and not have enough billable time logged, used to get called out by her boss for it a lot
so to make a point she started logging all of her time in meticulous detail, including her toilet breaks
this was all public internally so anyone could see exactly when she went to the toilet and for how long
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>>153005842
what was her longest poop
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>>153005848
idk maybe 7-8 inches if she went softserve mode
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>>153005851
why isnt mean green playing bbl
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it'd be fun to reverse sweep swepson lol
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You got swept son iykwim haha
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>>153005868
Probably thought he might get dropped if he played
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5D chess by the scorchies: if you break their hands they cant play cricket
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>>153005888
You can't afford him
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>hes been iykwim posting for over 8 hours
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How many iykwim haha posts have you made now mate? 12000?
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You guys are really fascinated by shit, huh
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>>153005683
>little creatures
>no coopers
obvious b8
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piss off sebbo
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I'm drinking Coopers Australian Lager
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>>153005939
crisp
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>>153005683
>no Tommy's margarita with freshly squeezed limes and the finest tequila $60 can buy
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i dont even no what the fuck a margerita is cause im not a normalfaggot
dont know whats in it dont care
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sounds like a drink for women and fags
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I always get a margarita at work events
splendid drink when someone else is paying
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i like an old fashioned
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I don't like the salt and the drink is mid tbqh I'll stick to pouring my own bundy and coke
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frozen margs
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scorchies turning it up now and smacky is seething



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