k/o 12:30
Man Utd XI: Lammens, Dalot, Maguire, Martinez, Shaw, Mainoo, Casemiro, Amad, Fernandes, Dorgu, Mbeumo>Subs: Bayindir, Heaven, Malacia, Yoro, J.Fletcher, Mount, Ugarte, Cunha, Sesko.>Man City XI: Donnarumma, Lewis, Khusanov, Alleyne, Ake, Rodri, Bernardo, Semenyo, Foden, Doku, HaalandSubs: Trafford, Bettinelli, Reijnders, Cherki, Ait-Nouri, O’Reilly, McAidoo, Mukasa, Mfuni
Yep this is the thread
format autist gonna seethe
>no Sesko
>>153005811So who leaked Utds lineup?
>>153005811>Maguirekino incoming
That fat fuck shaw is only fit because the wc is right around the corner, he'll be back to being injured once it's over. Happens every time
>slabhead is BACK
That algerian mutt is going to kill United by warming the bench?
/mug/ or da /mcug/ today
>>153005800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVixj07JT2g [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8MMmvX-iU [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44VW5OVA-hA [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E49Gjp4lJl4 [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC2EzbI93aM [Embed]slabby does the same interview after every sacking
/mug/bros, report in
>Slabinator set piece header>Mbeumo smoking Ake>Bruno (P)
THE RETVRN
>>153005884>early /mug/ to kick off the weekendwhat did we do to deserve this gift?
>>153005800
it's been a comfy decade, long may it continuehttps://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/2012484064188469736>"I bet Jonny Evans is thinking, 'as the kit manager, or to work with the U12s?' No, to work with the first team!">Safe to say Roy Keane is concerned about Manchester United's interim appointments
>>153005847Garnacho
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13495062/michael-carrick-says-manchester-united-is-not-soulless-and-that-there-is-magic-at-carringtonwhy are all the journos asking the new manager why united are so soulless wtf
>Alleyneliterally WHO
>>153005914kek
>>153005936it was my idea but they wouldnt let me spell it sovlless
Haaland, Semenyo & Fernandes will get a goal each
what we drinking today
>>153005811carrick permanantly nailing tesco to the benchsadly our guy man-tato is finished at the club though, cant even make the bench anymoreas for city they have some literal ngubus on the bench, im not sure those are real people >>153005937all citys CBs are dead
>>153005943got myself a cup of yorkshire tea
>>153005943coffee
hello where are the good streams
>>153005937a random kid from the City academy who was playing at Watford until he got yanked into the first team after Gvardiol and Dias both died recently. it's why they bought Guehi.
>>153005955giz the m3u8
>>153005943coke zero
>>153005943tea for nowpissed later
City's backline is absolutely horrific
>mainpooFucking why. Sulking bitches career is over no matter how much Carrick likes him
feeling like we'll get a /mug/ thread after the match
how many for uniteds best striker?
>>153006011hi friend!
Subs at 70' will be O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri, Cherki for Rodri, Ake, Doku
>>153005947>>153005970surely you'd put Ake into CBthis is an obvious 2-2
>>153005943a litre of water
>>153005990>I've been to that pub2spooky4me
>>153006029Ake's shit now and can't run, he's playing because Ait-Nouri needs to be eased back into the team. Alleyne is genuinely a better CB than Ake now.
>betting sponorship
Poop always chokes against manure when he's not playing at the emptyhad.
im still mad ineos robbed us of more oles at the wheel posting. ole era was the funniest /mug/s we had
>>153006066back to your containment thread arsewog
>>153006072surely an arsenal fan wouldnt try and call another team/manager a choker. even they arent that un aware of the world
>>153006060these Italians have always been running numbers
>>153006084it's projection
>>153005990>ringwood brewery beerbased
>>153006066klenk based 12 y/o
How will the ogre ever get past the slabhead wall?
>>153006023hi
>>153006072it is funny how much they stick out, in real life the smell gets you first
>>153006109stop
"you can be the greatest of aaaall time"I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG
>>153005800>Utd at 3.5 to winjust put $300 on them lets go lads
>>153006144pic or youre full of it
>>153006139stop this flame was shite too
>>153006066
>>153006136Everyone's saying klenk mate, get with the times
>>153006156I still say lol
>tfw a harmless webm with a japanese woman gets you banned nowwatch what you post bros match threads are not what they used to beanyway, go /mug/
gonna miss this swarthy pork chop
>>153006156The fucks klenk?
got a lot of christmas cheese that still needs using up
>>153006167ive soogzposted like 30 times and never even been warned once. i think you just got bad luck.
>>153006175a schizo's forced meme
>>153006156locked
>>153006163lots of love
love american streams
>>153006184but jardiance is really swell..
hate myself and want to die
>>153006175The new word for klok (which in itself is the new work for kek)
>>153006184>infection between and around the anus and genitals that may be fatalwhat the fuck
>>153006196we all do, unitedbro
>>153006184that pun will go over a lot of heads
>>153006151So many of the songs Sky use nowadays are naff. I remember when footy channels used 90'2-00's big beat/dnb songs
>>153006196we know, shaw
>>153006199that went on for about 5 different captions
Personally i still rate Mbunda
let me guess, michael oliver on var
>>153006180Why are you posting here instead of dying for Pootin? KWAB (the K stands for klenk)
>Semenyo>Dokunever really got these meme players desu>>153006199>Ask your doctor is (drug) is right for youand let's not forget the amount of ads for heartburn meds
>>153006184>>153006209i wouldn't expect a cure for cancer to have those side effectswhatever the fuck it's solving can't be as bad as those can it?
ABUs on suicide watch as Harry "late winner" Maguire starts the match
CITEHCITEHCITEHCITEHCITEHCITEH
I say e do away with these nasty images it could wind up making me look silly
Fucking hell what are those squad numbers
>>153006220I LOVE FEMBOYS AND TRANNIES
>>153006196cheer up alex
>>153005884mugchad checking in
>found a stream with keys and grayits going to be a comfy day
>>153006220>>153006224so true>animekys srsly
>>153005943sipping lucozade smoking cigs as always
>that city defense Pep is going to give Carrick his first win isn't he?
4k streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGWI3fbhMsU>>153006230read the thread retard
Cant wait for Kobiii to do nothing all game and blame something random, like the pre match meal or the parking
>>153006233AK45 gets a pass (and probably makes a few as well hehe)
>>153006244there's no way they don't outscore poonited
why arent united playing in black shorts
>>153006233Its called woke nonsense and you WILL be happy with it
>>153006241based for me its orange lucozade and marlboro gold
>early kickoff derby
>sacked in the morning chant alreadysure someone posted there was a betting market on that
>>153006184this is why I dont take any western medicineat least america tells you the truth about their drugs, rest of the west just lies to your face
United looking good.
> irish betchad finally ran out of money
keep klenking mugbros
>>153006257basically always the case to stop antisocial behaviour
YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED
TROLLBAR
>>153006265Top Klenk!
no manu no party
>Slabhead
>>153006263he said he bought a house with his winnings
>>153006257Business idea: local derbys mandatory 8pm saturday kick off to allow for all day drinking and a jovial atmosphere
name a more soulless fixture (you can't)
>>153006263best gimmick on spee
Can't wait for Mainpoo to do fuck all and get glazed by the commentators for the next 85 minutes
Khuzanov already trying to hit the retard section.Based Uzbek
hello sirs, I need a stream
>that citeh backlinewheres dias, gvardiol and stones
Ive never had a relationship at 32 years of age
>>153006278el classico
United look like theyre playing a 4-4-2 at times. Proper fergy tactics
Can't wait for YANITED'S resurgence, can see them winning the league this season tbqhimo
>>153006263>>153006279i know theres a doubt on if he actually places the bet, but if he does his win rate must be pretty good and he's up a fair bithe always posts before the game and they often come good... if he posted after/during i'd doubt, but he doesn't
>>153006286check pm
very sloppy start from Citeh
>>153006286>>153006245
>>153006279>not angry TV enthusiast UFC fanHaven’t seen him in ages but his posts were genuinely unhinged
Not one of these players are good looking, England 2026 is shit
City are going to scam a win.
asspainoo is crap
not watched city much this year do they always leave this much space to run at them
>>153006279gimmick?
City look dodgy 2bqh
both of these teams aren't "english" at all yknow.
>>153006279>not klenkI KLENKED
>>153006313yeah, normally they have possession so it's boring, but when they get caught on the counter it's fun to watch
city rattled
dodgy start for city defensively but i reckon semenyo gets 1 or 2
Man Cheaty
United need to take these chances. City look shaky as fuck right now.
100% Chelsea would have had that upgraded to a red.
OFF OFF OFF
shawly thats a red>>153005943stella and lucozadestellucozade
>>153006319They are actually, go walk around England
that's a sending off that is
>>153006319>t. giovanni marco buonanotte
>Slabby, Shaw, Dalot >Mainoo, CasemiroUnited are going to get run through second half
VAR RED
era rojo
>start mostly blacks>start playing like shiteWhat is Pepe doing?
Dalot should have been sold a year ago.
>>153006317slava russia nigga
that's a red card
rip Dökü
He got the ball and barely touched him. Poonited fans are woke faggots; wouldn't have even been a foul back in my day
>not a red card
Man Utd 0-0 Man CitySky Sports' Gary Neville:"It's not good."He is very late. If Dalot was going in at full pace, the City winger would have a big problem."
need var for var
Got the ball you retards. Never a red.
>Blimey I shat me pantaloons again
no red
Haaland is back to being league 1 level again
>>153006340is that goldbridge's real name?
Haaland is such a terrible footballer
>Ferguson there..hasn't he learned his lesson yet?
if a chelsea player does that it's a red and another inquest about lack of discipline
Bloody hell I hate dalot. Absolute brain dead. Shit at attack, shit at defending.
>>153006368stop exposing the business
games back
based VAR. Let there be blood.
>>153006363You can always tell who is Slavic just by their face. Kinda cool
united dont get cards
>>153006362>Got the balldoesn't matter anymore retard. reckless is reckless
>>153006332Correct also a red if it was against Arsenal.>>153006357He did nothing wrong.
people in manc are supporting man citytourists support man u
Bloody hell I love dalot. Absolute brain dead. Shit at attack, shit at defending.
>>153006373Yeah, but it would be deserved because they don't wear red.
Goldbridge is popular because English people like being lied to
>>153006382Go back
uzbek absolutely mogging mbunda so far
>>153006286https://www.vipbox.lc/football/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city-3-live there you go
>>153006390*indian
>>153006381but /arse/ told me the refs were harshest on arsenal and its a conspiracy against them
>>153006398Its the same thing
Reminder Gladiators is on tonight on BBC 1 at 5:45pm.
becoming obvious that refs are gifting it to arsenal this year
As much as I hate to say it, Poonited are really being fucked over by pgmol today
Shaw should have been sold a year ago too.
>why yes, I'm rooting for Manure today
lmao wtf
I swear I saw goldbridge running a scam on tourists when I took a trip to florence
RIP
dirty club
>>153006404based>>153006387true
>>153006397thanks. it's 9:50pm and I'm drunk lol
All you faggots saying the earlier challenge should have been a red have clearly forgotten this is supposed to be a DERBY. What sort of derby doesn't get a bit testy? Wokery.
Mainoo is so good
>>153006404Awooga
This Dalot fella's not good is he
>>153006409>rooting foryou need to go back
jobbie mainpoo
>Dalol
>>153006390Goldbridge is about the most on the ball of all the streamers desu. His current view is united is over whilst the current ownership is in place. Can't see where he is lying.
get dalot off the fucking pitch
>>153006397>his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel
>Dalot
>>153006420He's a shitter
does amad have some skin condition? very unfortunate face
Dalot is fucking Trash
Dalot is cooking FR
>>153006433>skin condition
>>153006428i agree desuhe predicted ineos would be dogshit
liz love
kek maybe sending dalot off would have been a "less is more" situation
>>153006418This isn’t “testy” it’s zesty. All the fans in the ground are tourists watching it through their phone cameras. Most of the players don’t give a shit and would gladly go to the other team if the money was right
God Haaland is fucking shit isn't he.
>>153006428he's on Jerry's payroll he can't be trusted
LEAVE OUR SMURF ALONE
>>153006440I remember he called Jim a traitor to the club the day he bought it for keeping the Glazers in when all the top reds were wanking him off.
Man Utd 0-0 Man CitySky Sports' Gary Neville:"It has been a pretty good start by Carrick's team. They are in a 4-4-2 and they are finding space."
convincing united that dalot is some sort of mentality monster is the best prank ronaldo ever pulled
>>153006433I mean that’s one way of putting it
Carrick is a Neil Warnock regen
>dog poo
>Michael Carrickliterally who
UNLOCK ME CARRICKY
silva is such a fag jej
>graphics card died this morning FFS I need a /mug/ now
>>153006456he wishes
this is some terrible football kek
>black player born and raised in England >still represents an African country>but doesn’t go to AFCON
Why are united players so violent?
>>153006465klenk*
>akek
Every time united go forward they look like they can score.
>>153006465it really is
>>153006470Carrickball
>>153006463buy a new one then.
>>153006463it's over mate
carrick...more liek...heh...carwreck....heh
Keep on klenking mugbros
Cam on shitty
>>153006470Oh shut up you pussy, it's a fucking DERBY
>>153006463kwabotywhat was the card?what killed it?whats wrong with it?
>>153006470They wanted a Scottish manager again but they couldn’t find one so they had to get a Geordie, which is basically a Scot without the emotional baggage
>>153006481Soogz would never
city play some of the most boring football i've ever seen
What would you rather, your team wins the League, or have access to a womans vagina for 1 hour?
both these teams are so shit
>>153006485what does kwaboty stand for?
>>153006493they were good to watch at the start but pep has already brainwashed the new signings
>>153006493how else are they supposed to play when united are pussies and sit 11 men behind the ball in a low block at home?
>>153006497klenk what a bitch of the year?
>>153006495depends? is it your mum's fanny?
i support millwall
Haaland is not playing today kek
>>153006416no wories bud
>>153006495The second one
>>153006495win the league. imagine caring about women in 2026 lol
>>153006237give us a link mate fancy a bit of comfy nostalgia for half time
>>153006485kek what a bitch of the year? >>153006501I see why she takes pics at those angles now. Fridge Body.
>>153006463Bet all your money on Slaphead last goal.Then you can afford a new one
What chips should I get at half time?
>>153006506nice
that undershave's not helping haaland at all
>>153006501How can sexy women be so unsexy? Who is this stupid retard dance for? Who's getting off to this?
>>153006505No, sadly mom passed in 2021, thanks for reminding me
Who could have guessed that Amorim was making United worse.
Don't mind me just BHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUing this shit game
>>153006497Kek what a Booker of the Year, its an award Tony Khan wins every year
>>153006524beat city in his first game didnt he
dorgu playing well
>>153006517but im from ghana sar xD
>>153006506basedgl today
>>153006506this you?https://x.com/FootyFansChants/status/2011752974109065480
>the BIG derby>30 minutes played>zero - allSlurperino
>>153006523>passedmore than Garnacho does
>>153006523successfully passed more recently than bruno fernandes managed, nice
slopfest I fear
>>153006511its on bein sports 1 lad but i don't have a link as its through my iptv app not web
This is gonna be a boring 0-0 draw isn't it?
>>153006535>zero-allwhat the fuck anon
send that hooligan off
>>153006541Great news for arsenal
>>153006528The worst Man City since the hundred years war, yes.
>>153006517>Imperial War Museumapt
>>153006524kek united do this EVERY time a manager is fired, they try for a few games so the fans are tricked into thinking the players arent shit then stop and the manager gets blamed for losing the dressing room and the players keep their 250k a week wage
the premier league is shite
>>153006522Id fuck the tits off the far left slag. Id reckon she's the less whoreish.
pleasantly surprised about this match so far
>>153006540>beincourse it is thanks pal
>>153006528drew to Ipswich his first game
with that foul on rodri you can see mainoo isn't just a sissyboy that just passes around he gets stuck in and does the dirty work also
>>153006551Then how come they never looked good with Amorim?
did that hit the corner flag and not go out
>>153006470you know remember mason greenwood
anyone remember in the 90s when city had Nicky summberbee on one wing and the guy one the other wing that did backflips for celebrations and city widened their pitch to take advantage of their wing play.
Modern football is fucking shit
>>153006522Same question to every tiktok 'dance' which is always the least impressive thing you've ever seen and somehow everyone's copying it
kek state
Did Yanited not spent a 100 bongs on a tall strike so they did not have to play a short fat one up top?
Lmao how do you mess that up you bald fuck
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG MCUG
united you waste of space cunts
''who the fuck is michael carrick?''
Offside lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>>153006535>not 3-2 in the first 5 minutes therefore it's a slurper>zero - allHave you considered suicide? Or not using a VPN because you're clearly a yank
>Poono
fat lazy bastard
OFFSIDE
>>153006476It's new>>153006477>>153006515I can't bet against /mug/>>153006485>what was the card?Rtx 9060>what killed it?No idea, I just got it with a prebuilt >whats wrong with it?It was iffy yesterday, it wasn't detecting the monitor a few times. I just reset the computer. Today it's detecting the monitor but not the monitor's audio output. I turn on a game to major lag and see my default graphics is set to cpu graphics. I'll try and check amd drivers and bios or whatever after the football
Mbuemo you fucking monkey
>>153006573not quite
>pooloo
>your ballon d'or winner sir
boooooo
NO BENEFIT OF 5CM LIKE LIVARPOOL GOT AT FULHAM OF COURSE FUCKING CHEATING CUNTS
>no flag>flag
poonited should be 3 up
Where is big Zirk? Did his menstrual cycle start? This is embarrassing. Clearly offside
Just pretend it's Liverpool and give them the goal.
Bruno has like 10 insane passes already holy shit United are dogshit apart from him
Michael Carrick looks like a Take That member kek
Premier league winger can't time a run
>>153006263Not possible with the millions he has won betting on United to lose.
is the linesman role the most homosexual role in football?
>>153006581wtf its practically brand newamdbros...
What a clown show
city on the ropes
>still nill - noneWhen does it get good?
>>153006488True>>153006501CORRRRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM>amad
>saadam
>>153006573HOWEVER
>>1530066034th official has to give managers belly rubs to make them stay inside their designated zones
why is michael carrick dressed for a job interview, i thought he already got the job
Is Lammens genuinely retarded?
City are shit. Arsenal have nothing to fear
>>153006609it doesn't
Lammens on the take
This is the worst I've seen City play this season
>>153006614thanks for your sacrifice
>>153006614Those are far too large. She needs reduction surgery immediately.
>>153006595please only post girls with intact vaginas
>>153006614CORRRRRR
>>153006609she is so cute bros
>>153006614NOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE THOSE SOME HECKIN' SAGGARINOS????THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>153006595Why wasn't i born a woman :(
>>153006614Thanks mate. Saved. Enjoy your 3 day break
City are about to get a dodgy pen
>>153006630You gay! Oooh hello! YOU BENDER! Ohh bender!!
>>153006614Are these fake? or does my gf just have pancake grimmies
Feeling a united goal bros desu
>>153006614BOOBA AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA
>>153006645it'll be a bullshit holding pen at a corner or a nothing touch at the edge of the box
>>153006650you really can't tell?
This reminds me of Ragnick's first half as manager when all the customers thought they were back and then the players just gave up again
>>153006610Good to see you once again based soogsbro. Youre always there with the gyaldem baddidem lore
>>153006614wat do boobs feel like?
>semen yo
>>153006662some people don't have the gift like we do lad
passing the ball around is a beta trait. Pep out
>>153006614I'd play with those all daylol offside
>>153006650How old is your misses mate?
STAY ONSIDE YOU USELESS BASTARDS
>staying onside
gold bridge klenking over that one
>INCREDIBLY TIGHT, SO SO TIGHTHe's clearly off...
lmao troll linesman
OFFSIDE AGAIN
KEKED BY THE FLAG YET AGAIN
BRUNO GOA-HOWEVERRRRRRRRRRRR
Lmao that lino mogging off bruno
carrick is a shit manager£1bn squad and sitting everybody behind the ball like a relegation team
FUCK YOU LINEJANNY
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
HOWEVER
>really tight>the most obvious offside youve ever seen
what took the linesman so long
>>153006614swing low sweet chariots
not even close
This is unironically a goal in Liverpool.
KWAB
>manchester offsided
Kek trolled by the linesman
KWAB (THE K STANDS FOR KLENK)
wenger rules aren't in yet poonited
>>15300667130 year old boomer
poonited getting mogged by city's high line
Linesmen have been fucking TERRIBLE
>there are "people" backing man shitty to win the league
>wait for it... wait for it....>Bruno starts sliding>Ok now raise the flag
good process lads
City are getting battered here. But united still can't score.
YANITED CANNOT STAY ONSIDE. Also VAR is absolutely shite.
>Offside United
>>153006704How so?
>>153006621It's called fashion
CARRICKY'S AT THE WHEEL
>>153006690they're meant to run back to the offisde spot then raise the flag, which was half the fucking pitch due to the 'let play run' rule
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153006711 >we can score, but the refs are against us (as usual).
>>153006701Id reckon you can find better
>>153006677He's only half a body offside
>>153006716lad at the back looks a bit demicky
>>153006716VGH
I miss the days when if the linesman couldn't tell if it was offside it wasn't offside
Fuck offfffff
what went wrong
>the two greatest midfielders in the world are both Portuguese
yanited are playing decent..
>>153006704they've got all of them right, even after a var check on two 'close' ones
>>153006734just wait till after the break
How come big zirk hasn't scored yet?
>>153006704they delay raising the flag if there is a goal scoring opportunity
>>153006664Alri my lad
Holy fucking BORING
>>153006722Literally just stay onside one time
>>153006732for him? nothing. hes always been shit but is earning 300k a week
City about to win with a shitty tap in from Haaland after all these bottled United chances
>>153006734fuck you don't jinx it
>>153006715Because they have been allowing play to go on for way too long instead of raising the flag when someone’s offside. >>153006736Bruno one wasn’t that close.
>>153006732Tesco value range
united play their best football in 2 years and fail to score
where are the huge gaps in midfield?
>>153006746They're told to do that.
>>153006721Sorry mate. Whats the name of the twin from the gyaldem. The one that isn't a total whore?>progressive insurance stoppage timeWhy is the US like this?
>>153006750can you check in on bet lad? make sure he's okay
>there are "people" claiming that bald cuck is the greatest manager
>>153006739But why bother? They'll just give offside afterwards anyway
in Manchester, lot of Asians around. Getting yellow fever
Doku doesn't strike me as a particularly cerebral player.
>>153006757think he's dead
>half time>>153006749but hes terrible value..
>>153006753they are coming second half
>>153006759you don't win cups with salad. you win despite him
absolute semen slurper
>>153006764He's top tier.
City playing like shit desu
>>153006756get it purchased pronto or you're anti-american commie
rip haaland
halaand is such a dirty rat isn't he
>>153006749Not that great of a value mate
haaland is a massive pussyup the reds
God show mercy upon me a sinner
maguire is such a bumbling oaf
HOW did Slabhead miss that header?
>>153006756It's no bother lad, Emmyuh
>>153006769what's that got to do with poop fartiola getting tactically mogged by carrick
>>153006776Good god I love tits. Nothing nicer or cooler than a big pair of sweaty baps :-)
someone score a goal ffs
City are not winning the PL this season despite buying a new starting eleven last 12 months
>>153006761Because VAR might overturn their decision. It happened a few times early on and people bitched that they missed out because everyone stopped playing with the flag going up.
>>153006767is that Rita ora?
lads, ive seen enough
HALF TIME JANITORIAL APPROVED PORN!!!!!
>>153006783if the women of /cgl/ were to have a bath once in a while and i might drop by
>>153006759He got the ultimate superpowerOwners who can outspend their rivals over and over again
Haaland injured
>>153006792Black pussy CHANGED rorke
is this what the kids call un slurper?
>>153006792haters will call him incel
>citeh 47, 52, 58, 90(+11), 90(+25)
just a reminder lads, the 25% discount on the concourse expired at 11.30
>>153006774I've been here since I was 16. Amex covers me, can't stand all the insurance shite here
yep its arsenal's year
City being kept on life support by VAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVy9TCQIcghalf-time repentance
Cant hate big tits
>>153006786Where is this slag from?
>>153006811ive heard this every january for the last 5 years
What does Halland even do
>>153006816waste of perfect tits to put metal in them
>>153006614i kneel
>>153006816>pierced nipplesgrim grim GRIM
>>153006614>>153006776That's layla dream
>>153006809blows my mind that theres normies with apple phones on 4ch
>>153006809are the pints still £3 thereif so with the discount that's probably the cheapest beer in manchester
cant believe carrick is playing fergie style 442 in 2026
>>153006822Texas
>>153006816Keep going lad. You havent earned your break yet
worst City performance of the season
>>153006825hes a flat track bullydoesnt work when hes facing a gigachad like maguire
>>153006838And it's working...
>>153006846manure still can't score
>>153006794They'll finish 2nd rather than 3rd
Got a feeling that one of these team might just score a goal
dalot with a glancing blow NO RED
>>153006501I've seen men with more femine hips than these 3. The make-up and dumb zoomer look is their saving grace in the eyes of terminally online nerds.
jesus saves
>>153006840I cant do texas. You step outside and youre covered in sweat and mosquitoes. Dallas?
>>153006806who dat?
>>153006834correct
>>153006863put him in goal
Dalot and Shaw cards are pathetic btw. Classic example of how the game has gone soft.
>>153006501why would you make your hair look like that of a 40 year smoker
>chadiators on /tv/ at 5 30we won
>>153006862What else can you say about these whores?
>>153006876smoking is cool
Halftime baddiedem
>>153006876Which lass are you talking about?
>>153006879Sheffield mentioned
HT slags?
>>153006893put a bag on her head and yank out the piercings
>>153006893NOOOOOOOOO
Where is the new thread?
>>153006863So true>>153006867I dunno, for some reason I destinctly recall her saying Dallas in with a slight lisp so maybe
i've got hairy legs lads
just don't like clean shaven idk sue me
>Commentator keeps saying Dalot's challenge was a clear redModern football btw
>>153006894Alright mate
>>153006904only one half in this fixture
>>153006898Mogged. You can tell the mother is about /that/ life.
>>153006915woke nonsenseif it broke his leg fair enough but there was fuck all force behind it
>not liking pierced nipples gay
>>153006893but who was record?
>>153006898She needs that lying spirit plapped out of her
>>153006903whats wrong anon?
latehighstudsstraight leg
>>153006915keane has gone WOKE
>>153006937only a shame he didn't injure the black bastard
>>153006937this isn't grindr mate
>>153006925Alri m80
>>153006941klenk BASADO
best HT slags in ages
city score on 48 minutes
>>153006963>>153006963>>153006963
>>153006957some proper slags rather than the usual onlyfans advertisements
Tesco would have scored. CARRICK OUT!
Why is Carrick dressed like a boondock saint
>>153006806i need jesus
>>1530061501050 buddy!!
