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2nd half
0-0

/mug/ status: POTENTIALLY PENDING
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Dalot is such a fucking retard
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>foden off

foden was playing?
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>>153006970
Yes, he lost the ball and it almost led to a United goal.
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>captained Haaland
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anyone remember the "o'rly" owl hehe
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>>153006963
Klenkchester United vs Klenkchester City
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BRING ON TESCO
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What did i miss?
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>>153006963
miss this lil nig like you wouldn't believe
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>>153006991
haha! what an awesomely 4chan post! anyone else love 4chan culture! haha!
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yea this ends 2-1 me thinks
whos winning the afcon thoough?
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>>153007005
clearly won the ball. Not even a foul
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>>153006963
Cam on Semen-yo, score some fackin goals
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>>153007009
Some black guys
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>>153006988
I do.
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>>153007005
Just a couple of offside goal and City being plain bad. Oh, and Lammens' moment of retardation almost leading to a goal.
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>>153007016
you don't think morocco can do it on home soil?
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MAN CHEATY MAN CHEATY
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I hate these diving niggers just fucking play you were in a dangerous position
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which team does antony taylor support again?
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Does haaland even touched the ball lmaooo
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>>153007007
we all do
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Klenkling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHland
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We're really living in a timeline where Arsenal win the league again huh
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Stop being racist. Enjoy football and be nice.
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cherki already controlling the game
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>>153007043
I can do both of those things at the same time
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>>153007041
Why is she black?
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cant
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>>153007007
Spin shiesty scoring against Van Dike in the FA Cup quarter final was peak
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>>153007052
i don't know lad but my willy likes it
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>>153007043
>>153007041
how can i be racist if i want to stick my face into this and get a good sniff
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>>153007032
Altrincham
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linesmen been shit
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>>153007051
No you can not. If you are being racist, you are also asshole.
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/cug/ status?
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>>153007073
chink, arab or nigger
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klenk
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FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
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>>153007071
ah yes, a lifelong Altrincham supporter
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Casimiro
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donnaroooma
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>>153007076
Best post ITT
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>CATSHITMIRO
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CACAMIRO
>CACAMIRO
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no manu no party
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Any other GK than Donnarumma and Shitty'd be about 6-0 down
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ΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ
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>>153007034
lisandro knows how to play against him.
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GODARUMMA
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Why can't Donnarumma do this when he plays for Italy?
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donnarumma is quality
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HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE ON THAT YOU NI-
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kwabzemiro
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>>153007043
But being racist is the only personality trait chuds have, that would be cruel to take literally everything from them
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Gigi please mate, just get a transplant already
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>>153007086
The JF mind literally cannot comprehend this
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Casemiro is fucking shit. Just slam the ball
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>CASESHITO

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
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>>153007106
i klenked
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joga boshito
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>>153007076
>>153007080
I am white but I have grown up.
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If Casemiro plays every game he'll trigger his new 350k contract
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>>153007109
>26 years old

JUST
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>>153007107
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we don't condone racism here
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'kin state
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>>153007125
>finns
>white
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>>153007125
GO BACK
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>>153007133
thought that was the poland flag for a moment and was confused by the comment
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how is pep still playing rico lewis in 2026
he's so shit
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Stop trying to make klenk happen
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>>153007107
>>153007130
>cacamiro
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is this the /mcug/ general?
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Is Haaland usually that shit?
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Save me anon
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>>153007073
I don't mind it as much when a black player plays badly and gets called names. But it's dumb and annoying when, like today, the worst players have been white but morons can't stop talking about the black players.
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>>153007133
we encourage it
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>"LOOK AT THAT REACTION FROM DONORUMA, YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH THAT SAVE MEANT TO HIM!!!!"
>*camera shows the keeper looking completely stone faced*
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save
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>>153007147
It's already happened. Just search klenk on 4chan search and you'll about 2-300 results. Sorry mate, it's a klenkfest in here
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what the fuck
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Are the customers already saying give it to Carricky permanently yet?
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jesus how does he keep saving those
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Okay, I started watching. Here come the goals.
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GODARUMMA
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Donnarumma is amazing
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Donaruma insane performance
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>yanited
should be up 4-0 by now
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Imma gonna klenk
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>>153007152
hes a poacher
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I have hair like Donna Rumour
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>Stop trying to make klenk happen
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>>153007161
He's done it before
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>>153007169
*how do poonited keep failing to score
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>>153007158
Fuck you even talking about?
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MBEUMO YESSSSSS
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Donnarumma just needs to shave it, it's over bro
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maguire trying to do jujitsu moves
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>SHITTY
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yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited yanited
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>>153007185
Kek
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>>153007135
Shut up nigger
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just took a massive stinky klenk on the till
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/MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/ /MCUG/
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KWAB
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FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG FUCK MUG
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>neville screaming in the background

God I hate Sky sticking biased as fuck pundits on the game.
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Told youse Mbunda is good
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>>153007192
he could save everything except his hairline
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CUG CUG CUG CUG CUG CUG
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>>153007172
Took literally one minute. You can thank me later.
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MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO MFUMO
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>>153006963
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
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APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
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actually deserve it tbqh
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when your goalkeeper is you're best player, it uusually means you have not been playing well
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>>153007185
KINDER MBUENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So, it happened AGAIN
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>>153007183
couldn't be me
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CARRICK IN
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GET THE CONTRACT ON THE TABLE
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DSLbros...
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KINDER BUENO KINDER BUENO KINDER BUENO KINDER BUENO


man city needs reinforcement saibari for 90 million and hadjimoussa for 95
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could be 3-0 desu kek
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Keep this thread clean.

No porn like the other idiot.
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Just shave it off bro
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MBONGO
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Kinoooooo
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>guardiola in big 2026
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>offside
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FINALLY!!!!
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BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE BIG ARSE
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buenoooo
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ARSENAL IS WIN
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OOOOOH IT'S CARRICK
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YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME HAALAND WAS GOOD
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>>153007236
Do NOT post this slut (thank you).
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any homer simpson gifs?
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COYG!?
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put his big BBL through it
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United winning this would be absolute comedy. Club in shambles beating a true money club
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UNITED TITLE CHARGE ON
CARRICK IN
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that man in the crowd is wearing a half and half scarf.....for a manchester derby...
game's truly gone
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great to have the african lads back. Nothing beats a bit of pace
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post only your finest soogs
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EVERYONE ON THE CARRICKSHAW
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martinez dominating

lanklets btfo
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>>153007255
name?
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>>153006963
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City & Liverpool are embarrassing. Way to hand the gayest club the league.
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MIKE'S AT THE WHEEL
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It's actually sad how irrelevant shitty are. They don't even have fans to make fun of.
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every future utd manager should just accept that it's a counter-attacking club and build around that.
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>>153007277
IShowSpeed
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>>153007281
spuds aren't top of the league
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Pep intimidated by Carrick's strong hairline
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UNLOCK ME MIKEY
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>>153007277
Hitomi Tanaka.
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Scousebros...Yanited just passed us on the table...
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same old shitty
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I heard Carrick takes forever to make subs
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guardiola broke the magic formula for amount of black players on at the same time, too many now
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>foden off
>concede immediately
and now city have no playmakers to mount a comeback
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>>153007288
They were like that a lot of the time under Fergie too. It's obviously always been their stength.
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So this is pep ball
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>play slabhead
>win

simple as that lads
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>>153007277
Arr soogs
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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the Arabs, we can blame Pep, we can praise Haaland's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Recruitment, vision, you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Khaldoon Al Mubarak and the lads, but a MASSIVE appointment is desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about finishing 5th, or the FA Cup for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mcug/? #PepIN or #GlasnersAtTheWheel?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://shop.mancity.com/gb/en/home/
https://www.mtfsurgery.net/dilation.htm
https://jlingz.com
https://www.bluecafe.net
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>153007263
I can kind of understand half-and-half scarves as a memento of a big game, it’s nicer than a match programme that gets stuffed in a shoebox. But actually wearing it at the game…
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>
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>>153007281
Chelsea aren't in the title race.
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>>153007320
>tag still on the shirt
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just give arsenal the title already
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reuben would have kept his job if not for afcon kek
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>>153007277
misa campo
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what on his mind
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>>153007255
Sorry lad. I luv the gyaldem and baddiedem, but I cant support that
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>3 points in 4 games
What went wrong?
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slabhead and shrimptinez MOGing (p)aaland
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how did rico lewis manage to trick so many people at city into thinking he could play football
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What's with Manure getting suddenly good as soon as the manager is gone?
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>>153007307
Foden is shit. His annual purple patch run is over
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>>153007327
You don't understand he needed another two years and his own squad
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>>153007349
said manager enjoyed vacating the midfield
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what's this haircut called
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>>153007348
city must have an academy mutt quota to keep them safe from the 115
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>>153007349
They're actually good, but they play shit on purpose 95% of the time
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>>153007309
during ole's interim spell too. i have a feeling the board wants managers to play a more assertive style but it's not something that happens overnight with new coaching staff.
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>>153007333
How badly he's going to beat his misses tonight
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>>153007349
Fighting to keep their big money contracts going before slacking off again when it's safe
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>>153007325
>shoebox
I've got 3 crates of them
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>>153007349
the cheque didn't clear
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Haaland is losing to Martinez
Lmao
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>>153007349
new manager buff, itll wear off in 3 games
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city look utter gash
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>>153007360
the rod stewart tribute
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>>153007340
>lelsea
:skull::skull:
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I betted on a draw
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>>153007375
this
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screaming at that fella in the crowd
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Wait, is this real?
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>>153007360
The male lesbian
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>>153007325
surely just buy a scarf of the club you support?
half and half just incredibly touristy and makes you look like a proper plastic
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whats he thinking right now?
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>>153007360
the rod stewart
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>>153007383
what causes manchesteristanis to dress like this?
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>>153007360
The Weller-Lesbo special
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>>153007383
Blessed image
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Reminder that manure should have been reduced to 10 men after 9 minutes
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>>153007387
Probably about monkeys, little gay fellas, little chinese fellas, or little gay chinese monkey fellas
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OGRE
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>>153007396
True.
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DORGU

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>153007360
Exit Shikari
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absolute state of shitty
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>>153007402
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CARRICKY'S AT THE WHEEL
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>>153007349
Man City just aren’t a top top team any more. The Guardiacticos are over. They’re just a good team that can be easily outdone just like the rest of them now.
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>man shitty
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RUNNING RIOT
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why are shitty so worthless?
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DOORGOO
DOORGOO
DOORGOO
DOORGOO
DOORGOO
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Guardiola masterclASS
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KLENK WHAT A JOKE OF A CLUB. ANOTHER £700 MILLION THIS SUMMER PLEASE, MUBARAK
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>>153007378
We'll always be mates, but I cannot support that club
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OH MY
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are City always this bad this season? i don't watch them but they're complete shit lol
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SOMEONE BAKE THE /MCUG/
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feels like man city, pep guardiola have given up this game, the title challenge
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kwab
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

when was the last time haaland scored? when was the last time haaland scored a hattrick with city? this is nuts.
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beumo cunha G/A
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA FIRE IT UP
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arse are going to do it
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>Poop
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OH OH OOOHH ITS CARRICK
YOU KNOOOOOW
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>getting scored on by a guy called DOrGu
kwabchester shitty
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time to cheer on villa
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>153006963
Jover
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>bald fraud
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Reminder that Amorim also beat City on his first derby.
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well
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We're so back.
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Mad how United actually had the best squad in the Premiership all this time but decided to just play an absurd system where nobody played in their actual position, just for banter
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>>153007441
the k stands for klenk
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>>153007384
delete this
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pepbros...
more massive reinforcements are desperately needed...
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SHEEEEEEEEEEIK I NEED ANOTHER 300 MILLION
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That defending is absolute shite. Everyone looking for someone else to get the ball
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>>153007442
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GET THE CONTRACT OUT
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BALD
FRAUD
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>Dorgu is actual Rashford's replacement
i've seen everything
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>>153007410
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Always rated this derby
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>>153007460
lol'd
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BALD
FRAUD
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>>153007427
>making a schadenfreude thread for a team nobody gives a shit about
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God damn City are SHIT
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No wonder shitty are losing when they have ugly mutts like lewis and o'reilly playing at fullback
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GIVE ME LUTON TOWN

RIGHT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>153007432
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no /mug/ today bros...
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They're actually going to give him the job aren't they
We're really going to have the Ole episode again
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>>153007426
they were shit at the beginning of the season but haaland was carrying them, then they got way better and haaland was still scoring, now they're shit, haaland doesn't score. cherki, reindeer, foden and doku could pull some things off but it looks like they're back to being totally shit.
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>10th place in Championship
>beat City in your first game
Management is a meme. Wholly dependant on what club you're at whether people think you're good or not.
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>>153007447
Poop Baldiola
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>>153007446
holy shit welcome back from the dead bro
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rico lewis is bang average
time for a new signing maybe
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AHHHHH ABU DHABI WE NEED ANOTHER 500 MILLION BY NEXT WEEK
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Carrick on the the fucking wheel
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>>153007413
agree
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>>153007447
tbf that's a solid squat. heels on the ground. man's got no problems with his pelvic floor.
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>>153007360
That guy is 38 years old
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SEMEN yo
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>>153007487
management in any industry is more or less the same shit. more about vibes than anything else.
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semenyo keeps trying to take 3-5 players on and failing
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>stopping City from winning the league is like a trophy for manure these days
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>>153007446
Based ukrainebro has decided it
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>>153007483
is that a c-section scar?
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>>153007446
Appalling defending
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My united are 4th
no i dont care for games to be played
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>*clap* *clap* CMON LADS
>wins
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>doesn't benefit city just makes it worse
>doesn't benefit julian just makes him worse
Was this the worst signing in football history?
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>Haaland subbed
V O L U M E S
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Semenyo realising he doesn't have Lewis Cook and Marcus Tavernier feeding him through balls at Old Trafford this time
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Number 14
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Haaland did nothing
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You have been visited by St Michael of Trafford. Great fortune will come to you, but only if you post "Carry me Carrick" ITT.
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>Haaland hooked
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>>153007487
Ole got Cardiff relegated but managed a 2nd place finish with Yanited; it's always been a meme.
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Dis nigga from the Lion King lmao
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>>153007360
the side mullet
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Pep simply couldn't handle post tiki-taka football
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>Haaland hooked

what does he do
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>>153007511
cry about mainoo some more
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>>153007485
this defending is United tier kek
just switching off, not sure when i've seen them so listless. United have been all over them
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MANU IN
>MANU IN
MANU IN
>MANU IN
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>haaland off
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Surely. SURELY, Arsenal must win the league now.
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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
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>subbing off the best player on the prem for Simba's dad
pep's lost it
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mufasa?
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>>153007541
biblical stinker
hooked
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>>153007523
if he's happy
i am happy
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lmao plastic fans fuming
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>>153007523
My god he has gained weight
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>>153007550
>he's already forgotten Arse anal's annual February collapse

oh no no no no
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>>153007550
watch aston villa cuck them
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>>153007550
oh really?
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>>153007570
they're melting
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>>153007577
>>153007577
>>153007577
it's up.
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mi casa es mukasa
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>>153007533
>>153007541
>>153007548
Haaland was playing?
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Weakest season in history.
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>>153007582
>>153007584
Would be kino
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2-0 with both fullbacks on yellows from the 20th minute

very impressive
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>>153007579
the man is dying let him enjoy his dinner
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>Divine
where are they getting these players from? gay strip clubs?
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>>153007587
>8 minutes + extra time left
grim.
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>>153007223
there are at least 3 lies in that video title
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>>153007594
down cycle innit
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just need to spend another half billion the rest of this window and it will come good
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>>153007594
Nah the Leicester season was worse than this
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>Guehi will surely save us now!
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citybros
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>>153007513
we stopped the longitudinal c-section approach a long time anon, it's now only reserved for few specific cases.
modern c section is a pfannesteil incision, just a small horizontal line
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>>153007487
Has any big club gone on for a significant length of time without a manager? I feel like players would be fine on their own if there's chemistry between them. My local club plays without an actual manager but a namesake coach and they do just fine.
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>mainpoo
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>rayan klenki
>>
>>
so this is what happen when you pass way too much
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Cherki status: cringe
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>>153007550
Never underestimate Arsenal's ability to completely fuck it up
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>>153007614
>that poo on the left
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>>153007605
It's Manchester United we're talking about. They're not losing to itteh bitteh citeh at home.
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>>153007534
I've been saying this ever since
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>>153007614
me
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>>153007523
Nice
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could've been 6 or 7 nil

total humilation
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got some stuff to do so cant watch the last 5 + extra time
shall check sofascore in an hour, surely manure dont choke
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>losing
>still timewasting
Is Plop Baldiola retarded?
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>>153007630
Nah this one is unloseable
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>/mcug/
Like anyone gives a shit besides a single nafri.
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Khusanov looks quick, didn't know Central Asians can run
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>>153007277
Blokey McBloke
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>>153007644
strange it feels so flat from city as if it is 4/5-0 lol
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>>153007550
ahem
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>>153007609
"Come, as you are, as you were"
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They have a player named Mikasa?
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City saw Cherki play in that Lyon game and thought he wasn't a bad luck charm.
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>>153007672
es su casa
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City need to invest more.
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>>153007672
it's mufasa
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Haaland=fraud
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I was looking forward to a Saturday afternoon /mug/ today
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KWABo Lewis
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>>153007594
>>153007610
>city fail
weak season
>city champions
strong season
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I can see Yanited winning most of their next 5-6 games. Maybe that lad'll FINALLY have a fucking haircut
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Cherki must've been seething so hard now
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Don't get cocky ABMugs, there is still 4 hours of added time here.
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>>153007614
Never seen a brown woman at a football match in my life
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rico lewis would be in league one if he was white
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>Buy best left winger in the league
>Play him on the right
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>>153007693
not beating arselel away but yeah they'll be top 4 easy if they play half as well as this
>>
citeh away support is somehow even worse than their home support.
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>>153007682
city stingy with the chequebook over numerous transfer windows now and this is the result

owners leaving the fans short changed here
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>>153007704
she has a white husband probably
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>Dave in ‘Kunt’sford
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>>153007704
it's been known to happen
after all where better to pick up white men
>>
TROLLPOST
>>
AM-ACK!
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city in disarray and zero fight.... pep has checked out and the players know it
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Has anyone seen ten hag and carrick anywhere at the same time?
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That would’ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.
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>>153007704
Visit Birmingham.. if they still allow paki women into the shithole
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Cue 100 articles from Simon Stone about how yanited have "turned a corner"
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holy kwab
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How can Citeh turn it around, bros?
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>>153007695
It really feels like Guardiola underestimated United, not playing Cherki and Reindeer.
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>>153007710
They'll beat Arsenal then lose at home to Fulham
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>>153007728
Comprehensive Dave Victory.
>>
how much more money does pep need to spend this window to compete with his former cone placer? 50M? 100M? 200M?!
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>>153007710
I think that's the only one they'll definitely lose. They've got a bunch of easy fixtures post Arseanal that they really should win
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>letting arsewogs win the league
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Keep forgetting Mount and Shaw are different players
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I forgot this match was on today.
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>3

FUCKING KLENK
>>
DOMINANT
>>
what you guys doing after the game? wanna hang out? :3
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>GETTING DABBED ON BY MASON MOUNT IN 2026
>>
please be onside
>>
BOSS
>>
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
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>>153007777
Checked
>>
Unironically, what's next for him?
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holy fuck its rape kek
>>
CARRICK'S AT THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>
GETTING SCORED ON BY MOUNT LMFAO
PEP IS FINISHED
>>
I NEED MORE MONEY SHEIKH, £800 TRILLION NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>153007762
Just need to buy another defender, winger, and maybe backup striker
Oh the managerial genius that is Pep will do it again
>>
Looked off
>>
Pep ACkkkkkkkkkk
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LMAO
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>>153007760
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Brb. Im going to kill myself and come back
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>>153007760
Crikey are Setanta Sports still a thing? Thought they went bust years ago.
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how do you say "it's over" in the slum of city?
>>
KWAB
>>
never forget le ebin viking got MOGd by shartinez
>>
jaajajalaland
>>
he should resign
>>
Pep to Madrid, Xabi to Citeh
>>
>>
dead cat bounce innit
>>
eat shit ABU cunts. don't worry about making your parents sad when you kill yourselves, no one will mourn you
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bald bros..
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
THAT SAD GUARDIOLA SHOT
>>
Aww look how happy bad smell is
>>
RING RING RING
>>
CARRICK'S AT THE WHEEL
>>
Oh never mind he is on
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>>153007819
not the first time lisandro has pocketed him tbf
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>>153007819
>shartinez
Put some respect on the 5'4 kang.
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Kill the club now with the 115 charges. Put them out of their misery.
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ANOTHER £500M DADDY SHEIKH
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>>153007823
Carrick? I agree, resign on top don't let the haters drag you down
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They had to play 2 games a week and he only has 80 players to rotate with. Its an impossible task for pep.
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VAR SINSON AGAIN
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What did they mean by this?
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>>153007832
bald era is over
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I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE
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Is Carrick him?
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This is the worst day of 2026. How the fuck do you let a new coach destroy you like that in his first big game?
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>Cunha 2 assists
Wew lad
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>>153007831
yes ok saar yes
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>pep fraudiola
>pep another hundidiola
>pep slagiola
>pep shitiola
>pep sheikhiola
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>>153007795
turkish league
>>
Never forget
>>
dogshit VAR
>>
liverpoop in 5th im happy
>>
Lmfao. Fuck that traitor. Useless twat
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>>153007795
Real Madrid
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>>153007834
Do NOT post this slut, thank you.
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Miles on but they won't show the lines kek
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lmao
pep is finished
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>>153006963
jover jover
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tighter than my habibi's child bride that was
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>>153007795
J-League
>>
>bribing VAR to keep it 2-0
Man Cheaty are fucking EMBARRASSING
>>
Ultimate VAR betrayal
>>
Didn't manure beat man city last year?
>>
Gay
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>>153007882
surely he wouldn't
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>>153007861
weird. i didn't see how many goals that new coach scored.
>>
however
>>
Wow, Liverpool would have won 6-0 today.
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>no line cam
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>3 disallowed goals
city got raped
>>
biggest 2-0 in years? feels like 6 or 7 lel
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>>153007795
WSL
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>>153007888
That's a male
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>3 VAR goal denials
lmao
>>
>>153007861
BALD FRAUD
A
L
D

F
R
A
U
D
>>
GLORY GLORY MAN YANITED
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>>153007910
4-0 at least if we count the two offside goals
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>>153007861
an undistinguished championship coach no less
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guys
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>>153007795
Saudi Arabia
>>
5-0 without var lmaooo
>>
Did Lammens even touch the ball?
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>Still not shown the offside call
Yep it was on
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quite a successful hatewatch this was lads, pleased to have shared this thread with all of you.
thank you for your attention to this matter
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from my detailed analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Maguire was the biggest and only factor in this turnaround.
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>>153007917
no, just slightly taller than average desu
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>>153007928
15-0 if they'd scored 13 more goals
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amorIN in the ,mud
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COYG
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>>153007946
what about bruno as a 10?
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>>153007892
how the fuck is this offside?
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>>153007946
White man's burden
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Nice little taster out the way. Blades up next.
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>>153007954
BIG UP
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>>153007914
Funny enough it's like the last derby with Ole where United lost. It was also 2-0 but also felt like a total dogwalking.
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>>153007957
look at the lines on the pitch
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>>153007869
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>
>Maguire heading into the crossbar when it was easier to score
>Good save from Donnaruma to stop Dorgu
>Amad marginally offside
>Bruno marginally offside
>Bruno and Mbeumo screwing up a 2 on 1
>Donnaruma with a worldie to stop Casemiro from 1 yard
>Amad hitting the post
>Cunha marginally offside for Mount's goal
Not counting the 2 goals, each of those chances could have been a goal easily and I'm probably forgetting some
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>>153007945
you're next
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city got absolutely RAPED lmao
better spend another billion asap
>>
Geordiola has arrived
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>>153007945
You're going trophyless la'
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>>153008002
spiritually it was 10-0
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>>153007957
that doesn't even look like the right frame, looks like he's already passed the ball here
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>>153007966
What teams do the DJ and the tigress support?
>>
Man u look sharp
If they beat Arsenal next week we can safely say they are back
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>>153007757
Thanks michael
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>>153008002
I feel like half the games United have played this season they've had this many clear cut chances and then either lost or drew. Luckily this time they were playing an awful team so got the win with no fuss.
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>>153007957
It wasn't. But it takes away from United's GD without effecting the outcome and Craig Pawson is shit.
>>
amorim pushing air rn
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>>153007869
OOF

>>153008032
>DJ
not a football team but shit bull racing unfortunately

>tigress
no idea
>>
most humiliating match I've seen all season

city had NOTHING
>>
I swear that vikingbeta always gets pocketed by shortkingchad martinez every time
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>>153008076
*
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>>153008084
title race ogre
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>>153008076
>chihaya is a maxstacy
Thanks, I love her more now
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guardiola bid for yamal incoming
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>>153008153
shit taste
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>>153007814
> Setanta Sports still a thing
At least in the CIS, yeah. More than alive.
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>>153008036
Until the following week
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>>153007914
and donnarumma saved it from being 12



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