So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Haaland for disappearing again, we can blame not signing enough players, we can blame the telephone ringing, we can blame the defence, we can blame Pep's wife, we can blame injuries, we can blame Arteta, we can praise United's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Pep and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the 2nd half of this january transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances to win the league this season, or DSL affording next months phone bill for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mcug/? Will pep off himself tonight? Which lip balm does DSL use during the winter? #ANSWER or #DECLINE?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/kevindebruyne/https://government.nl/topics/dutch-nationality/becoming-a-dutch-nationalhttps://www.redbubble.com/shop/jlingz+sweatshirtshttps://www.ramseysolutions.com/budgeting/trim-down-your-cell-phone-billhttps://shop.mancity.comhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
Heh, my boy Haalingz... just needs more time...
need helpful phone numbers to numb the pain in /mcug/
what is he thinking right now?
ring ring ring ring ring ringbanana phooone
Helpful lip injections to numb the pain.
They need to invest.
xer silence is DEAFENING
CITY DOODWAT NOU
Pep's restaurant shut down. Something like that affects a man
We hebben een serieus probleem
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
How many hundred of millions does Pep need to spend this January to turn things around??? He's only been able to buy an entire new 11 since last January.
>>153007868They could have asked for suggestions on a football manager forum and get better players. Incredible.
>>153007782South African newspaper.
cooked club
>>153007868Aside from Donnarumma that is an absolutely awful 11
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Pep's overthinking again?
>6 points won out of 15 possible>negative goal differenceSHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIT
What the fuck is wrong with city, why don't they just invest and buy some players?
Why wasn't Guehi on the bench?
>Erling Haaland walks off to "Haaland how’s your dad?" chants from the Stretford End.kek
>>153008168Pep is homophobic
I wonder what the dutch cityfag is up to nowadays
Leagues over lads
The way if this was /mug/ it would be 100+ replies right now. City are small.
>>153008042No this time it was losing the 2 CBs combined with an unusual dip in City's chance creation post-KDB. Basically if Foden and Cherki shit the bed which they have done for the past 4 games in the league, then nobody is scoring. Haaland has been given almost nothing for a month. Usually Nunes pops up with an assist but he had the flu and was out today. I maintain Doku is a pile of shit and a liability.
going out the same way wenger did at arsenalsad
>>153008168His medical is tomorrow. He'll play against Wolves next weekend most likely.
how and where exactly are city generating all that revenue?
explain
>>153007577Holy kwabArsenal will actually fucking win it now
>>153007868>4 (FOUR) pooslimes>turn to shitCoincidence? I think not
>>153008260By selling their own brand to themselves over and over
>I've made a terrible mistake...
At least one thing I can credit Pep with is that it's only taken him about a week to coach all the individuality out of Semenyo.
RING RING
>>153007577Another 300 million in transfers will fix this problem. Pep is the greatest manager of all time btw, just pure magic
>>153007674I wonder what he looks like now. Maybe his lips have grown even larger?
we need to spend a $500 million before the windows closes or else i dont think we can finish in front of arsenal
>>153008210human trafficked into becoming an exemplary provider of discreet comforts to the upper crust.
>>153008275Semen yo doesn't even start in this Yanited side tbqhwy
RING RINGRING RING
>>153008397Far too old for that
>>153007868Uhhh at least the GK is good..?Great purchases, pep
>>153007577should be /cumg/ - city united manchester general or cumguzzler
>>153007868needs more semen, yo
Predicted it. When united has terrible form everyone expects them to get slaughtered by city/arsenal/liverpool but they never do.
>>153009862Sure, but normally they play desperate counterattacking in those games and luckily hold on to a 1 goal lead. Today they played desperate counterattacking and were unlucky not to come away with a 4-0 win.
Wonder how much money they've secretly spent bribing judges over the 115 chargesShould've been relegated to league two and stripped of all titles during the oil era by now, yet it keeps dragging on for whatever reason.
>>153010273they're not bribing judges, they're spunking money over lawyers to delay any verdict by challenging anything and everything
>>153010349Think they're entirely capable of doing both of those things.
>>153007577No sliding! The Stone Roses are SHITE
>>153010994Ian Brown rules, Liam Gallagher drools
