Mental elves editionKyren Wilson vs Wu Yize is live at Ally Pally, all square at the mid session interval (2-2), seeking to reach the final of this years Masters against John Higgins. Final starts at 1pm Sunday (British time)>Previous thread >>152979432
Yasmine
>>153013153WHERE'S THE SUBJECT GOING?!
If he had bottle, he would be Wew Yize.
Why does kyren always polish his rod until it squeaks?
>>153013720dont we all?
YIZEI CAN BOOGIEBUT I NEED A CERTAIN SONGOn a side note, fuck webp.
Anime.This is a depiction of refs trying to remove Kyle's tears from Ally Pally if he loses the match, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Yize is a disgrace. He should be sent to a work camp
>>153013918>I can boogie, boogie boogie, Xiao Guodong
There's nothing about Kyren's game that is easy on the eye is there?
>>153013906Well, I don't do it as violently as he does it.
ARE YOU WITH ME DOCTOR WU?
This "Wuuuuuuu" shit is literally Shootout-tier. John Higgins personally had a go at someone in the crowd earlier today for yelling out while he was walking around the table in between shots, and in this match we've got whole swarms of people shouting "woooooo" every few shots. It's just such a massive double standard.
>>153014642I like it, it's about time the crowds did something other than GWAN
>>153014642this type of chicanery would never happen at the Mattioli Arena
Woooooooooooooooooowooooooooo
>>153014642It's just Deanos and darts fans unfortunately. Just be grateful they don't all shout out 6-7 when someone reaches 67.
>>153014642gotta be the remnant chav aura in the Ally Pally from three weeks ago.
>>153014642It's already tiresome
Joe Perry is still very amateurish on the comms. I wont be happy if he gets a look in at the final in any capacity.
HEY JOEWHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT MIC IN YOUR HAND
Pizza or pasta? What do lads prefer?
>>153015214Never heard of either of them
>>153015214Why, are you preparing dinner for a lad?
>>153015337>>153015383sorry it was a /brit/ post that accidentally went to this thread
Where were you when higgy swatted jeb
Now that was a based shot. I would have put Kyren back in and made him have another go. I wouldn't even have realised that with the brown on the cushion, the balls were more favourable for me, and that's before Woooooooooooo Yize actually potted that red.
I haven't washed for two days and just stuck my fingers under my foreskin and sniffed and it smells like an OXO cubeCmon cryren crush this wu yize and these wooing cunts who don't even like him
>Oh, he can't pot the black! Or the yellow!>The blue is right there and I was expecting him to go for it anyway
I get the feeling the Chinese snooker coaches have been teaching players specifically to overcome zest. All the YCPs now can pot anything from anywhere, then miss the next shot. It's not always a great way to win a match, but it'll overcome any zesty position.
Yize's got style and he's got class but most of all he's got love(ly) technique
>>153016122He used to have brilliant hair too, but he seems to have abandoned his anime arc.
>>153016013Excellent post in the previous thread
WU YIZCIDEROr alternatively, Kyren Wilcider
GWAN KYREN
> all you want in a final frame decider is a chanceNope. You want to win it.
>Pot success is 87% for both playersJohn Higgins is going to eat the winner of this alive.
Yize you FUCKING RETARD
Just reflected how much I've been enjoying watching the masters this yearJust reflected no Murphy on Comms this yearHmmm
So when's Ronnie on?
>>153016837April in the WC
Can't wait for kyrens boring post match drivel
>tfw no "Wooooo" in the final against John Higgins>tfw Riggins won't chimp out and attack someone in the crowd for making "woooo" noises
Whoopi Goldberg in the crowd cheering for Kiran
3 threads going...
>>153016895He'll mention value for money mark my words.
>>153017145Where's the third thread going?!
Put it to bed.
>>153016895I've been really enjoying his interviews in the actual studio. Those interviews provide a lot of insight into how things feel behind the scenes. The ones by the table with Rob Walker, admittedly, are not as interesting.
>>153017285I find him charming.
>>153017237straight to page 10 during the coming handegg spam
Wu will rue the rouge ball that went askew.
Who actually is called their nickname for nothing? My vote would go to Mark Selby. As much as I like him he's not the funniest man and doesn't deserve his nickname. I'd like Hazel after an interview to say "They call him the Jester from Leicester for nothing."
>>153017479There will definitely be a player nicknamed "The Chinese Menace" or "The Chinese Potting Star" whose nickname was just given to them by Barry Hearn because they didn't have one already.
>>153017616Ding is The Dragon purely for being Chinese. He was born in the year of the rabbit for Christ sake.
>>153017479It's not for nothing; it's because it rhymes.
>>153017479Selby should change his nickname to Mark "the sad clown" Selby
Kyrens tears say more than words ever could.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great Jester from Leicester is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am The Jester from Leicester."
>>153018377this cunt crying again?
>>153018497only 12-13 times on camera per year.
>page 8bedtime bump
>>153024275
>>153018442perfect
