Nucks Edition Flashback >>153010589
>>153026996who's gonna outchimp who?
You're welcome Montreal
blackhawks are so bad without bedard lmao
>>153027053
>>153026996Hey go Canucks!
my broons :)
>>153027053>finnish goaltending
List of Oilers that A) can score goals and B) enjoy scoring goals>hyman>
What the fuck where is Ron MacLean? Could he really not stick around for the late game?
>>153027141What about it?
>>153027141Antti Raanta was pretty good but the best ability is availability I forget who told me that
>>153027162Dead in a ditch hopefully
The state of NJ fans, funny fucker at least.
>>153027108lmao look at him just stand there and take it like a bitch. what a bitch
>>153027188grim
>>153027206kek
>>153027206JEN
>>153027195When Ron dies, David Amber takes over and HNIC is officially over as our nation knew it.
>>153027316They should have Singher take over for Ron
what the fuck is ringette anyways?
>>153027377
>>153027377its like hockeybut they play with pointy sticksthe puck is a donutand they have special shoes to get a grip on icereserved for womenthe men version of it is broom ball
>>153027435reminds me of Kaspars Daugevins in the shootout
>>153027435>>153027473the fuck, why does this need to exist?we already have floor hockeyI thought it was just for kidscan you pick up the ring and fling it or does it have to stay on the floor?
>>153027540i thought you guys made it up and promoted it to girls because you didn't want women to play hockey, probably because all the NHL guys at the time were constantly on coke and giving each other CTE
>>153027540stay on the floorit dates back from the time women were not allowed to do sportsnow they just play regular hoc and flag football
>>153027601>>153027605well that makes sense I suppose, I thought it was just some stupid game kids played in schoolsurprised its trying to be a thing
>>153027160we have a hutson to develop once this knobnigga gets sacked
>>153027684I really think coaching is Edmonton's biggest problem at this point, next to goaltending
>>153027684Too small/slow. Classic AAAA player
The vast majority of Canuck fans are Indian. This isn't a joke.
SCAAAAAAAAAARRossy! :)
>>153027681i went to a catholic school and they were making us playing trying to convince us it was >for everyone, not just for girlsbut that was in the 90s when homosexuality was very frowned upon
>>153027727he is too small
>>153027765>>153027605the past was truly superior
>>153027753I don’t think this is correct.
>>153027765I think it would be cool if you could pick it up and swirl it around and the other players try to snag it off your stickkinda like lacrosseotherwise seems pretty gay unless youre a little kid
Nugent Hopkins needs to score a goal
>>153027861>this is his 999th game
Nice challenge nucktards!! Tell your guys not to shove the other guys into your goalie
>>153027886Nooge(old) 6 minutes in a row of pp KEK
>reffing so bad nobody even knows whos getting the call
How does Garland get called for high sticking? Did he jump?
>>153027718he's a proud nepo hire. from the gm, to the coaches to equipment staff, they've all previously worked with mcbitchvid and were hired to please the autist of the highest order. power of friendship over everything.
RIGGED AS FUCK
>>153027891Obviously it was Sasson’s fault, but much more egregious shoves have been overturned in the past. It was a worthwhile challenge.
High man SCAAAAARRRRR
Holy shit refs at least hide it a little bit
>>153027946kek>>153027953damn, they deserve to sufferI miss Jay
>>153027974I manifested that it would be a good goal.
Uh oh Nuckies...
>>153027848It's deductive reasoning. Which city has the most passionate Canucks fans? Surrey, BC. What is the majority ethnicity in Surrey? Indian. I would hate to live there. t. North van
hyman already a better ex leaf than marner
>>153028005I would be so happy if you manifested a Tyler Myers goal for my Canucks.
EVERYTHING IS RIGGED AGAINST MY DUCKSFUCK THIS
Holy shit 4 kings pp 0 ducks. Dude just dove and got called a trip
>>153028023marner won bud
>>153027953also explains why the strategy seems to be>let McGaykid skate around and hope for the best
>>153028029Sorry but I like my Oilies better.He can have his goal another game
>>153027848it is correct
>>153028101Considering it took them to the finals 2 years in a row, it clearly is successful
>>153028130I wish I had that many fans
>>153028130120nd street and scott road is pretty much hongcouvers brampton. what separates india from china? the fraser river.
Can't imagine how embarrassing it is for that many people cheering for the visiting team in your home building
SCAAAAAAAAAR(Kasperi) Kapanen!! :) The best Kapanen in the league
>>153028165
Edmonton needs to score 8 goals this game
>>153028138fair enough but I don't think it's going to cut it anymore, they haven't changed at all and everyone else is adapting
Huomenta but the opposite
good morning /hoc/
>>153028130>Ruins Canada>Ruins England>Ruins telephone calls>Ruins Facebook
https://youtu.be/pRWjLLpwnOM I bet /hoc/ is not even into coheed and cambria
>>153028209night m8make sure to leave room for jesus
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRossy again!
>>153028219Grease
>>153028183half way there
>>153027861This, I picked him on the Timmies app, since it wouldn't let me pick McJesusAlso>4nucks
>>153027753just like my oilers
>>153028165it was like that in Winnipeg and Ottawa tonight tooliterally a Go Leafs Go chant lol
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARK. Kapanen!! :)
>nuck5HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
FIVE FAKE PENALTIES FOR LA
Please make it stop.
>>153028138they lost 35 seasons in a row
>drai doesn't play>it's 2023-24 prime cup runwhat was his deal anyways
>>153028258Those two make more sense, being two O6 teams, but I guess when the home teams are all at the bottom of the league, literally, it makes sense.
>>153028245and crude oil
>4:20 remaining in the 2nd period and the oilers have a couple of goals and a couple of guys
>>153028293Oil country has been waiting for depth scoring to start all season this is like a wet dream
>>153028293Germans can't cut it in the chel
>>153027891/hoc/ towa
>>153028293it's the nucks
>>153028316Twappi gives me the strength to continue to care about hoc
>get 4 free power plays >can only score on the 5v3 The absolute state of El Gay hockey not even the refs can save your shit team
>>153028298And denbts
something about garland pisses me off. it's like his existence irritates me. i can't pin point it.
damn vancouver is ass
>>153028342and indians, am not paying btw
Why do they continue to do that gay ass behind the net camera, I hate that shit>NUCK6BRO JUST CALL THE GAME LMAO, ITS OVER
SCAAAAAAAAARPodsy! :)
>>153028353It's his passport
>>153028183only two more!
lol just end it
My penguins ):
>>153028358I want to punch Mococo's flat tummy
>>153028183The prophecy is coming true
Adam Foote shouldn’t finish this period as head coach.
>west /hoc/ is best /hoc/>east /hoc/ plays best /hoc/
avs aside i can't think of a team that's beating my drai-less oilies in regulation
>>153028380This, but I want to lick both of their tummies
holy shit I fucking hate LA
Where's that leaf faggot that tried to lie and say the ducks get as many pps as they do pks. 6:0 kings and 5/6 have been phantom calls. Eat shit and die.
>>153028426CALIFORNIA
watch this retard shuffle the lines, send the rookie howard back and play bouchard and nurse 27 mins next game
>>153028426Literally a bunch of cheating bribing niggers
>hague chimping out on lauzon of all people
FINALLY A DUCKS POWER PLAY
>>153028404>w-we beat the canucks the worst team in the league!!!!!!dream big
anybody watching US vs Canada tmrw?
How do you cope as a nuckies fan to this absolute booty blasting
>Sens have a 2 point lead>Fucking lose it in the last 5 minutes>Game goes into Garytime>Habs get a goal within the first 30 secondsThis isn't the worst choke of the season but god was it bad. Sens goaltending is total dogshit.
>>153028513Ill get the updates for it
>>153028521Fuck man...I hate the Canucks so fucking much.
mcsecondary powerplay assist with one secondary powerplay assist on the night
>>153028513retard
>>153028532Only half as much as I hate canadians
>>153028515The Canucks have needed to commit to a rebuild for a long time.
>>153028521I think she meant to say score a goal
>half of the games today (so far) have went to GarytimeI'm sick of it desu, it's not funny anymore.
>>153028539classic
>>153028549cope they just need a retool
ANCHOR ON OFFENSE, PYLON ON DEFENSEWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO $12.5M NIGGA
>>153028593>$12.5M
>>153028577No they need to stay bad until one year before Bedard is a UFA.
>>153028602he gets paid under the table in unmarked chinese cash
>>153028602counting salary cap numbers in canadian dollars is kind of beast mode
>>153028593Looks pretty good to me?
>>153028666Checked. Nurse is based. He's a vibes guy too, great in the room.
>>153028666That is a cursed get
There should be some good calls on Canucks radio tonight, hope they let the fanbase talk.
>>153028666plus minus is the most useless stat in the league i saw the nignog standing still for half a minute avoiding eye contact with the puck
the latvian flag looks tasty
>>153028130Where are the women?>>153028691Why did you change team from Calgary to Edmonton?
>>153028666no
>>153028809They're being beaten and raped.
>>153028258>>153028294i had the audio down, are you talking about the 5-2 *drubbing* my Boston Ice Hockey Bruins dished out to the Blackhawks (2 OG 6 teams)
>>153028827as opposed to the boston water polo bruins
based mitch with the dish to doro
hello kitty knight coming up my jap exgf is probably hyped on that
>eichel dummies marchesshit, passes it to stone for a goalKWAB shouldn't have been greedy you little manlet faggot. you'd have been a hero in this city for life.
>>153026996
>crazy p is trying to work up the home crowd when they are down 6-0
mitch scored. 6 unanswered goals by my knighties :)
>>153029146based
at this point in time i would say marcus pettershit is a worse dman than tyler myers. crazy how that bald swedish retard managed to make benning look competent.
i'd still take nudgent hopkins over marner
the kangz have to be the team that has played the most time tied this seasonthey are allergic to exciting hockey, they do fucking nothing
refs not even fucking trying to hide how much they want the kings to win this game
>kempe allowed to crosscheck and headlock with no roughing callYeah these refs aren't even trying to hide it
>>1530284622 niggas on hatty watch and this knobhead won't play them okay retard
preds just got braziled bro's>>153029192>11-26-37>11-38-49KWAB
are there no 24/7 gyms in vancouver? garland and kane just doing cardio dancing pretty
They shit their pants again. Holy fuck predditor bros are we the rangers of the west this year or what
Not sure how the Canucks are this embarrassing
>>153029257$11.6m
Poor Garland has to do an Afterhours interview after this game.
Both ducks and kings are dead on the ice from the overtime back to back game
>>153029192Nugget is a tough guy and wins fights he is in. Marner is pussy cant fight anyone
Lmao Canucks chose Pettershit as their guy and the team crumbled and died and is in last place because of it
>>153029251In the time it took to generate this, solve this cocksucking captcha, and make a post, these faggots let in two more goals
this is too many bootyblastings for one day
>>153028827
knights won'
it's him, the las vegas golden knight
>>153029321the question is who is going to be stupid enough to take him
>>153029138Probably went through a lot of cocaine tonight to not emotionally break down in the bathroom
>>153029331kek
>the sodomized booty of /hoc/
>ducks finally get a PP>Its in overtimeWell
Why is nobody calling out this pathological liar who single handedly killed a Canadian hockey franchise?
>>153029366that's the geicko gecko you inebriate
chance is a gila monster.
>>153029425easy there bucko, that's your olympics captain.
my olympics captain is jack eichel.
The Preds are fuckin TRASH
>>153029467
my Olympics captain is the one in the state farm commercials, you know, the one you DON'T want
EAT SHIT KANGS
DUCKS WINGET FUCKED
BASEDKings lose AGAINQUACK QUACK QUACK
>doughty bitchinlmao, get bent
Kangz go home losers
>>153029491>Kings crying about a puck that went to the other end of the ice and back Fuck LA fuck the kings fuck the refs DUCKS WIN ANYWAY
>>153029425I don't know. Vancouver is known to be addicted to pain, player terrorism and catastrophes of any sorts. They're also prone to repeat mistakes so the suffering shall continue until annexation by the Chinese or another Asian nation.
Sennecke is so fucking good bros
You could really feel the urgency of Fiala there. LOL!
>>153029534Celebrini is better.
>>153029547
>>153029547We can't all win the draft lottery, anyways anyone who said Verbeek reached for Sennecke on draft day looks stupid now
>>153029573Kapanen is far ahead and we are more than half way through the season
>>153029580who the fuck cares about the draft ???
The Flames won today
>>153029610And they're still not in a wildcard spot.
>>153029624jlmi
>>153029606FUCK YOU MY DAD WAS DRAFTED INTO THE WAR
>>153029927cope no he wasn't
>>153029610Just Like My Islanders
>>153029927oil isn't free faggot
Listening to bright eyes :):
>>153029610>>153029943good guys won yesterday (except for the c*nes, >laffs and ruins)
>>153030028learn the easy chord version of first day of my dick songgirls above 30 love that shit
>Jake Sanderson with a blunt quote.>"I think Leevi [Merilainen] made some good saves. But I think, at the end of the day, you’ve got to make more than 10 saves to win a game.”>>153030058oh hell yeah bro i know. that song and "i will follow you into the dark" for sure.
>rags
>>153030192knights are back bro
>>153030143RPH doesn't start until 3 am Eastern / midnight Pacific you dum dum
real boring hours
>>153030453knights won their seventh in a row bro
>>153030488Didn’t ask
>>153030453It’s a Saturday night, people are at the club getting their assholes licked
>>153030494dont care
>>153030453It's a Sunday morning, people are just getting back from grocery shopping
>>153030494not only do we ask here tranny but:tiny lostnyla has aidsjest lostpoo jackets lostblose lostshorks lostkongs lost.>laffs lostand finally the predditors lost KWAB no milly
slopdown status?
>>153030636you tell me. it aired friday and hampage won't ever again (also dark and translision soon)
slopdown was cancelled
