nice thread. bones? bones.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Ed Herman would clean out the middleweight division right now food for thought AND SPEAKING OF FOOD TRY OUT DEVOUR, WHEN HUNGER HITS AND THE BEAST IS UNLEASHED GRAB DEVOUR TO TAME THE MONSTER INSIDE!

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>>153030685

Jones is easily the greatest MMA fighter of all time, and it's not even up for discussion.

>>153031123
That goes without saying but you said it therefore it doesn't go without saying I fear

I'm scared

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>>153031123
And yet here you are arguing and discussing it... Very telling...

>>153031246
luke "war criminal" thomas, you son of a bitch

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WE cannot follow THEM

Middleweight GOAT Georges St Pierre. I mean who does that one eyed bisping?

song will heem o'malley
the dong will heem

>>153030610
This dude is gay! Not that there's anything wrong with it...just saying.

>>153031475
pay your electricity bill

That calf is beat up man

>>153031802
I’ll beat you up

Look at the swelling on that calf

If Jonesy didn’t have the constraints of the law he probably would’ve anally raped a few of his opponents at least

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Shifting gears!
https://youtu.be/6yRug41cSsw?

>>153031888
Memes aside a guy built like Ryan Hall would’ve never lasted that long against Topturo if he didn’t have the threat of weird jiu jitsu submissions

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>>153030610
>>153031475
>>153031748
Feelin alright there bud? Schizophrenia actin up?

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Talmbout calf heems b? peach

What’s the steps you take if you feel the need to constantly pee?

>>153032012
cut down the sugar fatty

vale tudo

>>153032021
Think I need to cut back on fizzy juice i drink a lot of it but it’s diet. I looked it up and apparently the fizziness is bad for you bladder

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>>153032069
No one asked, not your blog you inbred busted teeth looking rat

>>153032083
rude

>>153032083
It’s medical information that can help other anons out with bursty leaky pee in their willys x

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>>153032008
>Great win from uhh... fer-fernanez. Good utilization of the calf kick... but anyway.
>AYE JOE MENG DAT WUZ LIKE GAYJEE KICKIN THEY LEGZ
>With a little more work he'll get there DC. But no one kicks like Justin Gaethje. Remember how bad he hurt Dustin Poirier's legs in their first fight? I mean who does that to Dustin Poirier.

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Shame Guru couldn’t join this legendary link up

>>153032142
unironically the single most homosexual picture ever posted in any /heem/ thread

>>153032069
>>153032083
Nice selfie of (you) (you)ing him

Paddy pimblit smoking from a pipe and a bookshelf visible from behind

>>153032142
crazy to think between them all im giving them half my paycheck each month

>>153032199
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFkIayQ-Hos
thoughts?

>>153032218
Ew!

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>>153032218
>Volk is the FW goat
It's crazy the way people wipe their ass with Aldo every since Zahabi exposed him, it be like that playa

>>153030610
This show isn’t fun anymore. @ me if the next season is any better

>>153032181
what are you trying to say man

Max Holloway is not a top 10 fighter of all time and it’s honestly funny how people think he is. He’s not even top 20.

>>153032251
Merabs cocksleeve!

Paddy Pimblett is not a top 20 fighter of all time and it’s honestly funny how people think he is. He’s not even top 50.

>>153032313
H2H he’s top 15 at LW

>>153032335
he is only relevant because the division is in dire shape perhaps even worse than khabib's reign of terror

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Mfw Pádraig the Pimblett knocks out Gaycheese then submits Topturo

weezy looking like he has jaundice there

>>153032347
He’s a giant weight bully but I won’t put it past him because so was Islam and Khabib

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>>153032218
>2026 GOAT list
>skim
>sure Max was good, but Jose Aldo.. People forget man Jose beat Kenny Florian
>close tab

>>153032313
is he even top 900? there have to be 900 better fighters

>>153032370
Jon Jones is clearly the greatest mixed martial artist of all time and it isn’t even close

My top 15

15. Jose aldo
14. Tj dillashaw
13. Connor mgregor
12. Dominick cruz
11. Adesanya
10. Kumaru
9. Anderson silva
8. Perreira
7. Petr yan
6. Mighty mouse
5. Gsp
4. Merab
3. Islam
2. Jon Jones
1. Tuporia

Paddy and Jon both cemented goat status by beating up geriatrics

Jones
Conor
Rockhold

>>153032384
In fookin abi dabi laaaaa smoking a fooking ciggaaaa laaaa

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>MUTILATES chandler
>SMOKES the weed
>DESTROYS the Vegas buffet

>Nick Fuentes, Andrew Tate, Clavicular, Sneako, and Tristan Tate singing, throwing salutes, and pulling up to a club to ‘HH’ by Ye
https://x.com/antunes1/status/2012771576664457697?s=46
Aura.

jon jones is the goat
>1.Jones
>2.DJ
>3.Silva
>4.GSP
>5.Benson Henderson
>6.Dos Anjos
>7.Edgar
>8.Penn
>9.Faber
>10.Aldo
>11.Holloway
>12.Cruz
>13.Werdum
>14.Mir
>15.Overeem

plebs be checking out my home ion like this

>>153032434
Take your gay porn out of this thread

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>>153032445
go throw a question mark kick next to their head

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>>153032449

I love hearing NORF screams from paddy's corner

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>>153032463
havent heard his corner cry....yet.

What if Paddy the Baddie was a thicc blonde thot from Liverpool with a huge ass and medium sized boobs but a good shape

Miami wife was sexy as fuck ngl. Topturo fucked up. Prime Dee was still the best mma wife. She’s bogged now but I’d still do her sadly.

My top 15

1. Khabib Nurmagomedov
2. Islam Makhachev
3. Belal Muhammad
4. Khamzat Chimaev
5. Magomed Ankalaev
6. Umar Nurmagomedov
7. Said Nurmagomedov
8. Zabit Magomedsharipov
9. Shamil Gamzatov
10. Movsar Evloev
11. Makhmud Muradov
12. Ramazan Emeev
13. Abubakar Nurmagomedov
14. Gadzhi Omargadzhiev
15. Aliaskhab Khizriev

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>>153032544
imagine the wonk on this cunt

>>153032141
If you told me Joe was jewish I would believe you.

>>153032142
Yeah, I'm definitely Team Jew.

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ko'd in india or submitted in mexico? you can only lose one way

>>153032519
Bogged coked up dee is her prime form. She should get some huge fake tits

>>153032646
ko'd by Grasso in her Mejican bedroom by soccer kicks

Mrs. Rory MacDonald is the hottest mma wife and it's not even close.

You now remember ufc, my favourite moment was probably gus vs jones or lawler vs mcdonald.

Daniel "Colour Commentary" Cormier

>>153032682
I cried in a buffalo wild wings watching this fight. Sure, the first two rounds might have been slow, but the last three and Robbie's post-fight interview with the split lip were insane to watch live. Robbie spitting blood all over the floor and locking eyes with McDonald after the fourth... it was like watching a movie. Easily my favorite fight for the sheer fighting spirit of it all

>>153032682
grice vs bermudez

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ufc on paramount will be a disaster, trust me

>>153030610
Clozapig loves he Jondaddy so much.

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>>153032682
It's Izzy VS preria 4 unironically, Izzy remains the guy who produced the greatest knockout in MMA history
>10 years in the making
>4 fights
>2 different martial arts
>now or never
>alex gimped his leg
>izzy backing into a corner
>guard up while alex is throwing haymakers
>channel everything
>sacrifices everything including his future into one overhand right
>2 seconds pass
>alex flatlined unconscious heem sleepy