KO 4:30PM UKVilla: Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Torres, Maatsen, Bogarde, Tielemans, McGinn, Rogers, Buendia, Watkins>Subs: Bizot, Wright, Lindelof, Mings, Digne, Garcia, Guessand, Hemmings, Jimoh-AlobaEverton: Pickford, Patterson, Tarkowski, O'Brien, Mykolenko, Rohl, Garner, McNeil, Armstrong, Grealish, Barry>Subs: Travers, King, Beto, Dibling, Coleman, Aznou, Welch, Campbell
How did Villa turn from joke club in the championship to competing for top 4 every season?
>>153033904Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
MITOSIS IS A PROCESS
My pre-match dinner has arrived
>>153034378I hope your post-match dinner is healthier
Unai Emery is great at ageing men
>>153034378Better order your halftime dinner soon
Will Nogkins score any goals today?
>no sanchono watch
my sphincter
Nearly a golazo 1 minute in. Arseanal are gonna win the league, aren't they?
nearly a kino start
Villa are literally one of the best clubs in Europe at the moment, why is this thread so ded?
>>153034570Ugly kit and colors
>>153034570>falling for the yearly villa purplepatch
>>153034570Because most of /sp/ are plastics who only watch the Sky 6
>>153034607They've been in the top 7 for the last 4 seasons, surely they're one of the league's better teams?
>>153034570Millions of chicanos are hatewatching it. Wait for Everton to score and you will see.
>no slags>no bad photoshops of players>no irish betanon>no klenk anonsgame's gone lads.
>>153034670oh, and >no f1nn5teranon
god damn that ass on the lineswoman
>>153034700Screenshot now please
>>153034700>>153034731Second
Hello everyone.I hope you're all comfy on this rainy sunday:)
>>153034670Slags is for HT only mate.
>>153034378Lush as fuck, but it turns you into a fat bastard
>>153034700>>153034731>>153034733Creeps
>>153034731i wish lad, im on a stream :^)
>>153034570/sp/ is dead as fuck. It isng 2016 anymore
>>153034753Bender Alert!
>>153034753No ass for you unless you pay the ass tariff
wouldn't mind being getting offside with that lineswoman
>>153034759It wasn't even as bad at the start of the season. Since the October-November international breaks. it's been shite
>>153034670everybody hates them until they're gone and they mourn
>>153034773As capitalism steps forward, things tend towards extremes. Everyone who enjoys football goes to the matches, whilst the casuals drift away
>>153034769>why are sexual beings thinking about the opposite sex?women do the same thing
>>153034773/epl/ was ruined when Man United won at Liverpool at the start of October. Everything else has come from that.
they don't even get mad when barry fucks up they expect it
why are so many matches slurpers lately? only the manchester derby was decent.
>>153034853Blame pep guardiola
Villa are fraudulent as fuckRogers & Watkins should be smashing in the goals
>>153034839Men are more shallow than women though
"moyesian"
m o y e s
Villa get a massive let off
utter woke nonsense
never offside
what the fuck
this "interfering with play" shit was invented for rigging
hahaha the state of this fucking sport
>VARston villa
>>153034865think that comes from the fact that society judges a womens look, no one cares what a man look like
can't even enjoy a neutral slurper without being reminded how wank and corrupt the officiating is
got this feeling that martinez gonna have a howler later in the 2nd half/
Had fuck all to do this weekend so thought I'd treat myself to sitting back and watching five premiership matchesBut this is the third one on the trot which has been 0-0Could somebody PLEASE score some facking goals?
>>153035039>Could somebody PLEASE score some facking goals?The tactical game of chess in football form is more important than simple things like goals. Passes completed is more important
The best part of this game was the entertainment just before kick off
SORRY HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT OFFSIDE
Cant even eat some beans on toast whilst watching your favourite team play
I know it's a cliche to say it, but the game really has gone. Watch games from the 2010's and it's so much more dynamic and fluid, with several worldies a season. Now it's all data, systems and VAR stopping play every goal every game. Utter shit.
>>153035137So dont complain when the opinions of your friends is more important than your personal happiness
pepball put football into a coma, var pulled the plug on the life support
>>153035158just a casual here but it seems to me no matter what game i tune into its always the same play 98% of the time, go wide, pass inside/across shoot
>>153035084Attempting to play the ball in an offside position is offside
>>153035158never see an early whipped in cross anymore
>>153035187Players are aware stats get them picked. A 90% pass success rate is good.Passing side ways and backwards to get that stat is all that matters
>>153035161i'm not complaining? obviously your personal happiness is more important and if you have any decent friends they will point out the golddiggerall I pointed out was a 2 seconds shot of a nice arse, i'm not trying to marry the fucking lineswoman kek
>>153035158You'd never get a game like the 8-0 Southampton v Blunderland one in 2014 in today's premier league. It'd just be a 0-0 slurpfest instead
>>153035232I dont care about the lineswoman.Im saying that this "male loneliness epidemic" is the average man lusting after instagram models and going "oh no this model wont message me back its over".Its insane. And you said it yourself, men are fragile and sensitive, their friends might laugh at them if they settled with a loving 5/10 who was kind and caring. So i have no sympathy when you hear these lies about loneliness
rogers in the face of the ref screamingno card
villa players kicking the ball awayno card
Modern football went to shit when Theirry Henry scored a great goal at Barcelona and Pep substituted him because he wasnt supposed to score goals, he was supposed to pass sideways
>>153034769Women do treat me this way...
>>153035308Plop Baldiola has a lot to answer for. He's single-handedly turned the beautiful game into a series of constant semen slurpfests
>>153035260>Its insane. And you said it yourself, men are fragile and sensitive, their friends might laugh at them if they settled with a loving 5/10 who was kind and caring. So i have no sympathy when you hear these lies about lonelinessOh I totally agree with you, there isn't an excuse. I think it's even easier today than it ever was to find a mate.
>oh no, what a nasty tackle>oh wait, it's grealishgreat tackle
a particularly dull back and forth from the ghouls in the 'cord
So this is the power of Foden 2.0
>>153035342I'd much rather be having a conversation about footy than listen to the back and forth between these aberrations of nature
OHHHH IT'S A GOLAZOOOO
What the fuck Villa
>>153035370I cant see Villa scoring 1, let alone 2
YES BARRY LAD
>letting barry score on you
Vila would be top if they werent so FUCKING SHIT
Villa and City are going to play like shit for the rest of this season. Arseanal are going to win the bloody league. /sp/ will die
why does dibu play for this shit teamsurely he can do better
>>153035412arsenal would be 9 clear if they'd gotten that handball yesterdaythey're not great but they're way better than everybody else
>>153035342>>153035370Are you two talking to the voices in your head
>>153035426the goal was 50% his fault
What the FUCK is wrong with Torres?
Never let Keane partner Tarkowski again
barry is so shit i can't help but want him to succeed like a disabled kid
>>153035412Shit season so far. Or maybe the league has gotten better.
>>153035426His (few) best years are behind him. He's closer to Inter Miami than from a better club.>>153035439He fucked up but the shot never happens if poo torres doesn't fuck up. 33% is the best I can do.
>>153035324Don't forget the constant>playing out from the backshite that practically EVERY club does now whether the players are capable of it.
>>153035465The middle of the table have got better, but the top and bottom teams have got worse. Slurper of a season regardless
>>153035487they stopped at the start of the season and went longpundits were on about football "going backwards" as if possessionmaxing is progressive
>>153035480he should have catched the ball, 50% is fair
If i couldn't stream the premier league 'illegally' I simply wouldn't watch it at all, therefore I am actually benefiting those I am apparently stealing from as their advertisers still gain the exposure they otherwise wouldn't (even though I wouldn't buy any of their products either).
>>153035512I'm fucking sick of Sky Sports; would love to sail the seas but I can never find decent streams that don't require money or an account
>>153035525there's plenty lad, PLENTY.
>>153035512based
Bigford
PICKGOAT
>>153035512No need to justify your thievery. Those jews deserve it.
seems like such a waste of energy having a physical ref running around just watching play. makes more sense to have a ref drone controlled by a ref who can make decisions without being sweaty and out of breath
rogers literally cant get booked lmao
seems like such a waste of energy having a physical anon rolling around just posting slop. makes more sense to have an anon drone controlled by an anon who can make posts without being sweaty and out of breath
MOYES BOYZ
>>153035616>>153035642this is not a fast enough thread for whimsical posting stick to commenting on the game!
>>153035616maybe it'd work. just need some skills to control the drone. not much benefit though.
way to go villa, along with city and liverpool. what a joke
that wouldve been cool if it worked
>>153035616Replace the players with robots.
Just give Arsenal the trophy and let the clubs focus on continental competitions and the fa cup.
just give arsenal the trophy already
>>153035711Give arsenal those cups too and abolish all football
Arsenal are the Donald Trump of football
>>1530357594 more years of winning trophies?
>villel
>>153035759pedophiles?
If Villa played on yellow you wouldn't tell them apart from Wolves. Grim season overall.
>>153035759under jewish control?
>>153035759Draft dodgers?
Arsenal got a get out of jail free card
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE, G?DO NOT CHAT TO ME
looks like nobody else wants to challenger so i'm now welcoming a nuclear attack/ww3 to stop arse-anal winning the league
>>153035908
Bad ebenin. See you at the afcon thread.
>>153035759Frfr
>"Super" Sunday>1 goal
>>153035914USA attacking Iran or starting a war with Europe and Canada will start any day now surely.
>>153036029whatever it takes fren
gud ebening
>>153036052Everton could realistically win the league (top 4) this season.
>>153036063PSG and Real need to watch their fucking step.
>>153036063>the magnificent 7th
need a moyesterclass video after that
>>153035914At best they'll get an asterisk on it
