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#5 HOU @ #2 NE
Kickoff: 3:00 ET / 12:00 PT
Channel: ABC/ESPN
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>>153036997
Jason Kelce is fav
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Drake Maye doesn’t care about black people.
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>>153037039
White QBs have high school sweetheart gfs
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>>153037039
and so you are
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shit teams
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>>153036997
Diggs gonna "ittsss CAUGHT" this game for a walk off
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Death to the New England Patriots
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Drake maye is a bit drake but today maye drake maye in the 1st half but definitely drake maye 2nd half drake maye
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who are the good guys?
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>>153037115
the jews
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draye maye vs drake make
who wins?
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>>153037115
Drake maye is the only good guy
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Who else /threedayweekend/ here?
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How can this be official without the classic Texans thread image?
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>>153036997
>stolen colors
>stolen star on the head
The texans are almost as plastic as the rams
>actshually its a different shade o-
Don't care lol. It's one of the most dogshit emblems in the league and looks like it came straight out of the xfl/afl
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>>153036997

Who's getting kwabbed today?
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What are we drinking for the game?
For me, it's Guinness. Go Pats.
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>>153036997
Just here waiting for a Texans comfy thread so I dont have to be around all the fags that post in national games
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>>153037164

Dry January king
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>>153037115
I want whoever wins this cursed fucking game to get btfo in the AFCCG so doesn't matter
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About to get a couples massage shant be watching these shit teams
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>>153037196
Imagine not drinking for a month just because you have no self control the other 11 months
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>>153037164
right now just some water
but i have some of these for later, different flavors
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>>153037219
you and your bf enjoy
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alcohhol is poison and will kill your life
just drink water
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>SVP talking about the grind between games for them
>show a cushy RV that's probably like a high end apartment inside
Yeah bro...
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>>153037164
Mimosa
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>>153037237
I wish i had boypussy to enjoy
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The Gambler is just boomer Waterfalls
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Should I do pizza for this game or tonight's game?
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Enters the thread
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>>153037261
Never understood the need of richfags who have cushy made-up jobs to pretend they work hard
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streaming the game for /sp/, voice chat open.

https://discord.gg/speecord
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Not sure which snacks I should get into first
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winning defence gets jarrett stidham in the afc final
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Go Toxins
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Hey Kit, are you there?
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>two teams with the same color scheme facing off
bravo goodell ya dummy
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>living in brady's shadow
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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>I can feel it coming in the air tonight intro
>the game is on broad daylight

?????
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>>153037383
feet bullying
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>>153037311
now and post pics
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Houston Tax Frauds
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>>153037427
I fully support tax fraud. Fuck the gubberment
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That was a fucking catch by the bills receiver yesterday fuck this rigged bullshit I already submitted a tip to the FBI
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>mfw people dismiss the Patriots as 'schedule babies'
Did no one see Stroud play last week against that mid Steelers' D?
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>>153037416
the game will end as the night air falls
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damn Joe Buck looks old as fuck
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>>153037445
No, look up the Calvin Johnson rule.
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gay for maye baby
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>>153037445
Didn't maintain possession or control throughout, therefor not a catch. Keep crying, faggot.
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O H
H

L A W D
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>>153037056
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>>153037465
holy brave
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TURNOVER
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that's too much cheese, bros...
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>>153037465
My friend lives in Stow Massachusetts and someone there has this flag lol
I'm tempted to take a picture for you guys every time I'm there
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>>153037478
So fucking wholesome it hurts. I wonder how Tasha is doing...
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>>153037450
I saw how shitty maye looked against the 1st NFL caliber defense he's played all year
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>>153037483
no such thing
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>>153037497
WTF is wrong with you yall, ain't you been to a homecoming dance before?
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anyone else nootice the patriots have been gifted the owl?
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Texans 16-9
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Hey Texiebros, posted in wrong thread I guess. Lets swarm em today
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Exact kickoff time?
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>>153037502
He won.
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I think the Broncos should withdraw from the AFC Championship game. When my Patriots (yes, when) meet them in the AFCCG it'll merely be a formality instead of the action-packed win we're owed on the way to the Super Bowl trophy. Instead, we should be allowed to have the grudge match and victory over Josh Allen to complete the season storyline before dispatching Sam "Seeing Ghosts" Darnold in the SB.
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I wish I had money
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>>153037164
Yuengling. Not rooting for either but slightly favoring Pats
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I wish both teams could lose
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>lisa salters
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>>153037510
I was a late bloomer. I hated women in high school. Things turned out well for me but it was simply not possible at that age
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>>153037450
Nobody is saying Stroud is good
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>>153037480
Humiliation ritual for denying the science
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>Carmina Burana in the background
I dig it
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drake maye getting dat bussy busted wide open today
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who here /druk/?
WHAT A LIFE
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Winner gets to lose to the Seahawks
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>>153037545
I had the same wish yesterday with Bills/Broncos
<3
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so how many times did Kraft visit Epstein Island
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>>153037520
Kek already two threads. I should've started the traditional Texans comfy thread
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>>153037557
is this the thread ?
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>>153037563
Only 40 dude let it go
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>Carl Orff
based
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>>153037563
Yes
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Pick up the phone, Denver
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>Laura Rutledge
how is she so perfect bros
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>>153037582
Mina is better
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>>153037525
Any Pats fan that doesn't disavow Wu should be banned from these threads. Cuz if you don't, you're sus.
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>>153037039
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>>153037578
Literally who? Also can they even sign someone this late into the playoffs?
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>>153037557
Dry January to help knock off some lbs.
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>>153037582
Melanie Collins moggs
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>>153037585
mina literally hates /sp/ and defended dk when he chimped out on that fan lol
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Is today is when Fake Gaye finally gets exposed
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>>153037552
>Carmina Burana
Some female journalist, I assume?
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>>153037164
Sam Adams draft, same as I've been doing all season. The Patriots' season literally depends on me getting a Sam Adams at the bar
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>>153037593
Ta'amu YOUR reigning UFL champion
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>>153037586
Wu is an amazing mayor. Keep your MAGA hate out of this thread.
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>>153037164
i will have 12 to 15 white claws today
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>>153037601
I did not know this.
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>>153037582
Implants, spray tan, veneers, whitening, hair dye, cosmetic surgery, makeup, hair spray...
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which team is more anti-semitic
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>>153037614
Texans
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>>153037614
This is why bag was invented
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digit and texans win
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>>153037586
>Yeah bro Josh Kraft would've been so much better
Cmon man
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I'm kneeling for the antem
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USA USA USA USA
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>>153037492
so what you're saying is your friends with a faggot that has a gay Bills flag? Interesting....
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>>153037633
KWABtriots
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>>153037614
Texans need to make the owl to bring the list of loser teams to never make one down to lions, jags and browns
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>>153037585
The worst of /sp/

>>153037601
The best of us
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nigga named Fran
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What’s the donzerly light?
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Digits and Toxins get blown out
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USA USA USA USA
S
A
U
S
A
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S
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>yes muh america
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GOD HATES AMERICA
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>>153037633
oh no...
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>dudes name is fran

LMAO
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>Sarge getting featured on the big broadcast
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post yfw pats win another superbowl before Allen
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what if you were singing the anthem and forgot the words?
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USA IS A GOD
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>>153037650
KWAB!
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>>153037650
digits and texans defense wins
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what if you are too obese to stand for the anthem?
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Fuck patriots (and the team also)
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>Coast Guard flyover
lel
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>>153037655
I'd have boned the shit out of her
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chills
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>>153037617
Happy early Pride Month

May Maye win!
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>commercial break
>nothings happened yet
>commercial break
>nothings happened yet
Do handegg watchers really?
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america lfg!
oh shit it's the coast guard
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what are we eating bros
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Why is the US coastguard flying over lol
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isnt it supposed to be a fighter jet?
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>>153037647
>>153037601
I like a girl that hates me a lil
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>>153037582
>>153037585
>>153037598
>a bunch of disgusting plastic make up caked hags
It's a hard pass for me.
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>>153037674
cope and seethe eurojeet
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>>153037603
Goddammit anon
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OH LAWD
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OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
OH LAWD
>OH LAWD
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Just kneeled in my living room for the anthem.
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AND THE SHART SPRINKLED BANNER
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you think bill burr is watching this game
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KINO
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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I’d like to thank that little whore’s predictions for making the Texans win today
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>>153037658
Fucking amazing voice, tho.
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I like penis
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>>153037586
who cares about politics
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OH LAWD
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Just stood up in my room for the anthem.
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>>153037695
You will pay, evil always pay
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>>153037704
he'd have to ask his Bull
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I can feeeel iiiiittt
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are you anons ready?
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>cover of in the air tonight with country bro and black woman drummer
>snoop verse
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>>153037682
Playoffs should still have 16 games a week so we can watch redzone.
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>>153037703
>german shit jokes
be better
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>>153037665
Eddie Izzard pointed out years ago you can just mouth it and be emphatic
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>>153037702
Based
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>>153037703
mohammad very angwy
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>ted cruz spotted at logan international airport
SOMEONE STOP HIM
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O LAWD
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TOTAL DOMEFAG DEATH
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>>153037670
Digits and Maye puts on a clinic.
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kek coast guard was probably the only ones that wanted to fly today
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Worst NFL theme song here
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>>153037721
snoops worse verse ive ever heard and thats saying a lot
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I CAN FEEL HIM
CUMMING IN MY ASS TONIGHT
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>pay your taxes, goym
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Chris Stapleton is the real deal. They don't come along very often anymore. I'm afraid to check his politics and have to drop him.

DeMeco seems like a good guy. Is he a smart coach?
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I was going to the gym before the game and tweaked my back doing calf raises

Go Patriots btw
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This game doesnt even matter.
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Today I am a Patriot
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BOW DOWN
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>>153037737
They're all bad this year
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>>153037724
>be better
Or shall i?
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>that glitching logo in the opening
ESPN cheaped out
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Rate my game meal
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>>153037751
Gotta fucking hydrate, anon. I use LMNT.
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>>153037756
Waitin All Day still goes hard
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OH MY HECK IT'S STARTED
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>>153037762
Shockingly, firing half your staff turns out badly
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FAKE GAYE
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Digits and brady comes back
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>>153037743

Kevin?
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>>153037765
looks awful bro
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>>153037714
>Just stood up in my room for my new anthem.
fixed that for you.
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pineapple sighted
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>>153037765
>no dessert
5/10 do better
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>>153037752
The winner will almost certainly go to the Owl...
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PREPARE FOR REFBALL, HOUSTON
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>>153037711
I didn't either until it became existential. Like, the other side wants me dead - they make it clear every day. Wake up.

Go go DeMeco!
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>>153037771
10-3 Pats
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>>153037771
9-3 with 0 tuddies
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>>153037767
The singing is terrible though. Her worst rendition yet.
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>>153037771
56-0, my pats
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>>153037777
...
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LETS GO TEXIES
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>>153037751
Same. Hurt my wrist.

Go Patriots!
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>>153037765
>meal
More of a snack
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>>153037765
>lotsa meat
show pizza slice
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this game will end 2-0, who will win you ask? stay tuned to find out!
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>>153037765
looks gas station tier
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>>153037747
You DO realize that just the USCG could kick the shit out of canada's entire military, right?
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>>153037765
Have fun on the toilet!
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digits and patriots win seven rings... for free
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This weather is bit unfair to texans
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>>153037765
Based. Just finished my tendies also.
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>Drake 'The Schedule' '3 and out' Maye
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>3 AND OUT
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>>153037785
We've been preparing for years
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Wallahi Maye gets injured
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>>153037771
22-6 Houston
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To’o’to’ot’o’to
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As a Clots fan, I can only root for multiple injuries to both teams
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snow ball is kino
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>>153037777
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Kino as fuck rain
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>>153037765
Based gas station buffet enjoyer
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the texans might actually do it...
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Yo that nigga wearing a big ass helmet
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Fake Gaye can't perform
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KEK those fucking halo helmets are so fucking comical
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Why'd the MVP go 3 and out?
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toe oh toe oh?
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>>153037827
>As a Clots fan
No one cares, state your piece and move on. faggot.
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>>153037826
Hear the drums echoing tonight
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>>153037827
I really don't hate the Pats that much anymore. On the other hand I fervently want another year to pass without the toxins even getting to the AFCCG, it gets funnier every year
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>Maye finna bouta light up the texans because... he just will ok
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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>3 and out
Over
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It's over pats
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Schedule merchants
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stroud already fumbled

amazing
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>>153037804
It’s half bitten off so there’s no point
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They should play half the game in foxsboro and half of it in h town
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>>153037751
i tweaked my lower back in my sleep from tossing in bed and now my back and my tummy hurts
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Goofy ahh guardian cap
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>>153037860
six rings
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>Touhou Touhou
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stroud kek
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>>153037838
Rain in Boston in January?
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>>153037164
Michelob ultra and sam adams cold snap
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I'M A SAILOR PIG
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I think this might be a low scoring game
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that's my black QB
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Stroud looks like he's fighting back tears. Houston might not score all game
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>>153037842
Is looking ridiculous for a 1% buff to CTE a fair trade?
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the texans could win this game if they had a real quarterback
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is it windy? That pass was ugly as hell
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>N quarterbacks
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>CJ Fraud already in peak CJ Fraud form
So how much are the Pats winning by
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>>153037866
Lose weight.
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>precipitation qbs
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This game finna be a mid off ong
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>>153037164
Blue Moons
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>>153037846
Joe Buck struggles with his name so much, it's hilarious. Wait until you hear al shaair
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Just a reminder Pats are 8-0 on the road
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LETS GO OILERS
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WTF I thought the game started at 3:30...FUCK GOOGLE
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why is Troy dead silent for the first couple minutes every time?
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"Drake" Drake "Maye" Maye
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yeah this shit is over. Put Mills in
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CJ won't be ass today, surely
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it's over
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CHRISTIAN KIRKY
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I CAN'T CATCH
>I CAN'T CATCH
I CAN'T CATCH
>I CAN'T CATCH
I CAN'T CATCH
>I CAN'T CATCH
I CAN'T CATCH
>I CAN'T CATCH
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LETTUCE GO PATS
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drake maye = kevin nash
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houstons offense wants the defense to do all the work huh?
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charliebros....
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>>153037897
Skill issue. It told me the right time.
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That Charlie Kirk nigga needs to be subbed out
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Welp. They both are who we thought they were.
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>>153037886
Rain/snow mix isn’t fun to do anything in
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SLIPPER BALL KINO
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WE ARE CHRISTIAN KIRK
WE DROPPY THE BALL
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>defense unc slop in meme weather
shit game
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>its showing

kino
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CJ can't win with these cats
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We are Christian Kirk
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>>153037867
it really wouldn't look so bad if the surface wasn't cloth or whatever
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>butterfingers
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Kek this game never even began
Imagine picking these domebabby shitters
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ok the texans lose
can't miss those gimmes in a game like this
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>>153037878
One of the dick should be the Bucs
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Broncos are going to destroy whichever dogshit team wins this.
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>>153037850
They used their top 5 pick for Drake Maye.
Irsay wasted our top 5 pick on fucking Anthony Richardson. My hatred of the Pats is definitely rooted in jealousy.
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this game should be played in a dome this is unfair to the players and fans
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>>153037926
>phoneposting
>on the proxypage
double yikes
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whole game gonna be like this
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dis gonna be a sloppy game niggas
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Ive seen enough

This is going to be a complete slurper
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>>153037383
ty for strim
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This one is gonna be a slurper
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>>153037937
>Broncos are going to destroy whichever dogshit team wins this
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Final score will be 7-17 with the Texans getting a FG, pick 6, and foomble 6
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Jarrett Stidham will bootyblast either of these shit teams next week
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this is going to be a gay low scoring, boring game
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>>153037937
Who's their quarterback?
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SEMEN SLURPER
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>>153037941
sounds gay
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>>153037937
With what QB?
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>Get paid millions of dollars
>Cannot make a catch with a ball thrown right at your hands
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Drake Maye looks racist
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flyover game
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Literal furry movie. commiefornia needs to commit suicide
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>furries
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Whoever has the best run game gonna win this game
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Domed stadiums lose you games. just sayin
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3-0 at half
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>>153037942
Phone posting is superior you third worlder
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This looks like soccer
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Coming Up: Drake Maye is gonna rape ya
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Drake Maye more like Drake may never get a ring
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>>153037914
Cold enough in the air for snow bot cold enough at the ground it’s Been sleeting all day in Massachusetts so it’s gonna be slippery
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>>153037958
Many such cases in the AFC
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>>153037918
Throat issue because I fucking smashed the back of your mother's tonsils with my cock.
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>>153037959
>>153037964
Jarret
Fucking
Stidham.
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>>153037971
Nah I do
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i've seen enough of this slurper of a game. should i just go hit up this chick off tinder?
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>>153037910
NEW ENGLAND AND OLD ENGLAND
WE ARE ALL PATRIOTS
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Whoever scores the most points is gonna win this game
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Is Brady's alimony really so bad he has to do these ninja crispr ads
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>>153037965
Tarbaby in a half shell
Sorry had to
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>>153037937
Broncos would have destroyed them :(
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>>153037971
>>153037972
God furries get me so fucking horny.
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About to demolish these wings
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>>153037973
Based John Madden posting in 2026
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>>153037996
This is a must win game
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>>153037958
>he can’t keep his eyes off his phone unless it’s a 70+ pt meme shootout
zoomers can all get popcorn lung and drown in their sleep
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>>153037937
>Broncos are going to destroy whichever dogshit team wins this.
Brady could do the craziest thing.
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>>153037992
That’s a man
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Drake "Drake 'Drake 'Drake 'Drake 'Drake 'Drake Maye' Maye' Maye' Maye' Maye' Maye" Maye
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Refchad reporting in
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>>153037793
L take
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>>153037989
She's too stupid to use Google too, so I guess it's a good match?
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who the fuck has THREE doordash accounts
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>>153037992
Post tits so I can evaluate, not really an ass man
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>>153037992
Yes.
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>>153037937
Stiddy finner heem
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>>153038002
he is also doing Pizza Hut ads
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>>153037959
>>153037964
Big Dick Stid is gonna do it
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>>153038008
Why are you eating out of a trash bin?
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>>153038001
Left is more attractive
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>>153038025
Someone with a business?
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>>153037971
>>153037972
mfw
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>>153038020
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>>153038006
Bradyskbee hates this
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Niggas be slippin and slidin all over today
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>>153037992
thats a man
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>>153038022
She sings 90% of the lines in the same exact note
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>>153038009
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Is it snowing or raining?
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>>153037899
Too early to drink, by end of halftime he’ll be loosened up…
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Drake "Drake 'Fake Gaye' Maye" Maye
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THIS NEW CAPTCHA SYSTEM FUCKING SUCKS FUCK YOU MODS
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you can tell who never played football in the snow and cold growing up with your friends
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>>153038002
Gisele must have more money than him
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>>153038024
She swallows like a demon and eats ass, so yes it's a match made in heaven, looks like I'm gonna be your stepdaddy.
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nice hold on the edge
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>>153038049
It’s called sleet, paco
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>>153038049
yes
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>>153038049
Yes.
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Notre dame could beat both these shit teams
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MY GREATRIOTS ONLY NEEDED 6 MONTHS FOR A TOTAL REBUILD
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DUDE SCREENS LMAO
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whats the slot nickel corner?
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>>153038054
>2 stars with 5 points in 6 boxes with 2 empty boxes
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Guardian cap on defense is so goofy.
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My Raiders would bootyblast these Patriots just like week 1
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>>153038059
If your Christmas presents aren't good I'm going to shit in your car's ventilation system. Just a heads up.
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texies impenetrable defense ton’ getcha!
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Maye will throw the ball 10 times today and people will call him the MVP
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Rate my playoff snack. Go Texans btw
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TOUHOU TOUHOU
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2hu 2hu smacking these fools
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>>153038049
Welcome to new england
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diaper helmet is so fucking gay lmfao
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>my niggas won't even need me next week
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>>153038014
>implying shootouts aren't entertaining
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Josh Mcdumbass bad playcalling
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My Ravies literally would have won the Superbowl
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what was that goofy ass helmet cover?
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Offensive holding on back to back plays. Pretty clear there
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You guys don't even have enough IQ to solve the new captcha
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>guardian brap
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>toe oh toe oh
lol
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>>153037992

dude its 2026 and I saw that image spammed in 2014. find some newer photos
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>>153038084
Never happened.
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>pasties really tried to convince you that the Texans defense wasn't elite
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TOUCHDOWN
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kek he was shocked he caught that
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>>153038079
He's literally me
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SHEEEIT
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Lmao best defense MY ASS
Toxins SUCK
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>>153038001
cute. Cute!
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THE MARIO
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POP
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THAT'S YOUR #1 DEFENCE??? LOL
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Nice elite defense
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IT'S OVER
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insurmountable lead
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TOUCHDOWN BITCH
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>>153038086
Hmm?
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TEXAS BTFO JUST LIKE THAT
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>the vaunted pooston defense
Well this shit's over
You will never, ever make an AFC Championship Game you faggots
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game
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is maye elite?
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>>153037948
I'd slurp ur if you catch my drift
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Loins watch and learn LMAO
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>the terrifying Texans defense
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grim
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>>153038078
Third cornerback on the field, covering a slot receiver. Slot receiver is the one closer to the center of the field.
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>hero ball
>lets up TD
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Stroud won't be able to compete
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HiRyS iiiiiiit's Drake "Drake Maye" Maye with the TouchdownRyS!
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muh defense?
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someone check on Kevin Wildes
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fuck new england
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>toxin shock syndrome
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POP POP LMAO HE JUST RAN
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>>153038114
Pats fans never said this
We said Stroud is dogshit
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MVP
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>SCHEDULE!!!
;.;
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Time for CJ Stroud to do absolutely nothing!!!1
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>HOUSTON
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>Patriots winning a bowl right as war with Iran is starting up
another shitty reboot
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>>153038092
>>153038093
touhou?
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The Texans are evidently who we thought they were
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texasisters it's so over
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Do the playoffs impact MVP voting or do they cast their votes at the end of the regular season
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Anyone play Monopoly Go?
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It’s over Texansbros
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>>153038142
Patriots stumbled upon yet another generational QB
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Yeah this ain’t the Steelers
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Uh oh texies
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yup Broncos are gonna be in huge trouble
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patriots are gonna get destroyed by the seahawks in the owl
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>BUT DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
BOOMERS BTFO
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That Sleep Number ad jump scare
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>>153038085
Just know if you do some retarded shit like that I'm gonna unload a 12 guage shotgun directly into the base of your skull.
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yeah the patriots are winning the super bowl
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>black coaches
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>>153038171
kek
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>shitty chargers team babbies
>precipitation babbies (YOU ARE HERE)
>no bo nix babbies
>caleb williams anxiety attack babbies
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Not a single worry, the Texans get better as the game goes on.
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And it is caught by Tyree.
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Where the SoSbabbies at???
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The Patriots are BACK
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I hate my fucking life.
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Based New England weather destroying Keksans defense
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The Drake "Drake Maye" Maye thing is reddit
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This was Danny's year....
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Lmao Pats winning the owl
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the best part about this is how cocky the tshirts are
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>>153038197
>blacks
ftfy
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>>153038196
Seahawks defense would kill Maye
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>>153038180
Retard
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>>153038190
I literally said this to my hairdresser after the steelers win
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>>153038008
bro? your sauce?
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>>153038171
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>>153038178
Are you a 50 year old woman, or a jeet?
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>mfw the shitriots coast to another owl appearance and get btfo by a real team because they don't have Brady anymore
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>>153038210
>anything I don’t like is le plebbit
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>>153038172
CHEEBS!
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>>153038084
Mendoza vs. Maye next year will be kino
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texans defense is so overhyped my god lol. expect to lose you fucking faggots. fuck texas and those steer queers. im fucking god to you cucks lmao
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kek vrabel out here playing madden
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>>153037949
You're welcome

Tuddy!
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>>153038197
and there it is
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>>153038210
You will never be happy with that attitude, anon.
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>get phone call from dad
>can you believe this shit trump is saying?
>what?
>why is the game preempted?
>what are you talking about
>he's talking about doubling our crypto accounts and there's a QR code instead of the Texans game
>DO NOT SCAN IT WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING
Apparently he's watching on youtube and somebody made an AI Trump to scam people out of their crypto on "Fox [Now]".
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>>153038180
Yeah
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As long as CJ Stroud isn't absolute dog shit, Mike Vrabel is going to get outcoached here shortly
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Dave Matthews sucks
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SEVEN RINGS BROS...
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
BELIEVE IN NEW ENGLANS
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>>153038186
Nice pass. Defender fucked up by over commiting to the tip when he had no help.
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>>153038210
correct
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>>153038210
The "The Drake "Drake Maye" Maye thing is reddit" is reddit
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>Rick Astley getting residuals for anything but Never Gonna Give You Up in the year 2026
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i don’t think the texans are very good
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>>153038211
Derpty derp!
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>>153038194
You promise?
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>>153038171
Trump backed out of Iran dooming 90 million people to North Korea tier living conditions
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Hello frens any hd stream for yuropoors?
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My Broncos would booty blast both of these shit teams
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>>153038114
Literally no Pats fan would say that
We watched good defense for 20+ years
Casual
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I'm a Colts fan and I want the Patriots to win because their quarterback is White
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Well fuck, you should’ve had that Bullock
Not panicking yet, we seem to ramp up as the game goes on for whatever reason.
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but I don't want to hang out in the game threads, I want to use /nfl/
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I want to breed that little redhead in the doordash commercial
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>>153038240
HAHAHAHA KWAB Boomers should be all fucking gassed.
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NEW ENGLAND IS BACK YOU FUCKING HICKS!
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>NFL let the Patriots get another HoF QB

how
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My Texans would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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Dumb nig should have tackled instead of trying to dive for the ball
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>Patriots are back in the owl 2 years after running Belichick out of town
what the fuck how do some teams have all the luck
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>>153038234
Yeah it's in Foxboro too
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CJ "CJ Stroud" Stroud
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If the Patriots are doing this against the best defense in the AFC then they can do it against the best defense in the NFC
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>>153038282
I've been waiting for over 10
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>>153038257
I am so glad Brendan is back, bros.
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>>153038218
they wont make up for the offense, sam darnold is gonna get sacked on the first drive and have flashbacks to seeing ghosts and spend the rest of the game completely shook.
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>>153038291
Seahawks looked next level last night tho
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MAKE THAT 0-7 IN THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

TEXASS BTFO JUST LIKE THAT
TOUCHDOWN BITCH

TEXANS WILL ALWAYS BE THE PATRIOTS BITCH FUCKING KEK

DRAKE MAYE PICKING UP WHERE TOM BRADY LEFT OFF, WHICH IS IS DISMANTALING TEXASS LIKE USUALL

TOM BRADY AND NOW DRAKE MAYE ALWAYS BLOWS THE FUCK OUT OF HOUSHIT ITS ALMOST FUNNY HOW THIS FUCKING JOKE OF A TEAM IS NEW ENGLANDS FARM TEAM HAHAHAHAH

MUST BE PATHETIC TO BE A FAN OF THE HOUSHIT TEXANS KEK

MY SIDES

>the vaunted pooston defense
Well this shit's over
You will never, ever make an AFC Championship Game you faggots
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>>153038231
/sp/ has some of the most forced board culture. Most of it comes from or is designed to appeal to reddit tourists
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>>153038240
Scammers know their demographic. They prey on the mentally weak
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>>153038114
>>153038235
Samefag
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You are not a real Pats fan until you get a tattoo. Fuck the Texans!!!!!
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>>153038008
hi hair anon
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Nigger "Nigger Nigger" Nigger
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>>153038296
Giants deserve to wait another hundred
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>>153035393
>>153035393
>>153035393
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stroud boys getting cocks in they asses right now lets fucking go pats
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>>153038282
Seahawks also kicked Poop Carroll to the curb and it worked out. Stop clinging to washed up boomers
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>>153038304
Ehhh? Its the most racist board on the site outside of pol
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>>153038240
Lmfao
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Make a new fucking thread already I have things to post and I NEED people to see it!
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>>153038265
Aren’t qb’s mostly white?
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>>153038240
Death to boomers
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>>153038308
Real whites don't get tattoos. But you aren't a real white are you now Mr. Mutt
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>>153038240
holy shit lmao
>one million subs
LMAO IS THAT THE REAL ACCOUNT AND IT'S COMPROMISED
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>>153038240

F
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OH NO PATS CAN'T TACKLE?
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>>153038315
Make another thread
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This game is already over. Texans are just dragging it out at this point.
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Is he watching the game with his cock sleeve?
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>>153038402
>>153038402
>>153038402
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>>153038188
Darnold will see ghosts again.
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>>153038348
If I had a B for the red sox would that make you feel better?



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