Texans @ Patriots>>153045258(GT8)Rams @ Bears>>153044200(GT1)HEADLINESTexans lose TE Schultz (calf) for rest of gameBroncos' Payton sure Stidham to be 'ready to go'Sources: Steelers open to Rodgers' return in '26Al-Shaair keeps eye black message despite fineBills' McDermott rips refs' ruling on pivotal INTFalcons hire Stefanski in Ryan's 1st move as prezSeahawks showcase full arsenal, blow out 49ersGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=9cfciHA3Lx4&si=SaLufUDiHo5oCuo5
uhhhhthat wasn't a catch
>no Mahomes>no Lameme>no Joe Bussy>no GoofIs this the worst playoffs in recent years?
>>153046120You're a huge faggot Youngcuck
>>153046120>All of this just to lose to the Seahawks
>>153046227What about Maye?
>>153046193I think they’ll be shit again next year because I think the main issue is Andy Reid. Combined with Mahomes likely being tentative coming back from his ACL.It will be Andy’s last season and then they’ll bring in Tomlin. That’s when they might be able to be contenders again imo
>Broncos VS Patriots>Bears VS SeahawksYou guys ready for next week?
>>153046227>no black qbs the media loves to suckleNo. This is a return to greatness.
Stroud throwing non contact hospital passes lol
>>153046247@grok draw Ram-chan in a locker room with a torn jersey, covered in white slime, and surrounded by bears
>singlehandedly loses game with turnovers>in garbage time decides to just murder his teammates with terrible throws that break their bones trying to contort to catch them
>>153046311>Stiddy vs Chadhawksyes
Come on. What QBs could perform better than Stroud today in this weather with so many players injured?
>>153046262Meme QB, hasn't been challenged by an actually good QB once in his career. He will struggle hard in Arrowhead against a fully healthy Mahomes this year.
>>153046311Yes, it's what I predicted after all
After this game, how can people write off the broncos against whoever they face? Their defense is elite as well, Stroud sucks and the patriots haven’t capitalized as much as they should have on his turnovers
>>153046262New Dalton line
If you ever find yourself asking>why the fuck is this [bearsfag/NFCNfag/flyover] so fucking retardedjust remember, it's not their fault.
>>153046398A healthy MahomesLamemeHealthy BurrowGoofIs /sp/ just learning that if you rely on defense for wins, you're probably shit? It's the most common truth there is.
>>153046445They have a better chance than I thought but I’m still not taking a backup over either of these teams
>>153046475Also Healthy Purdy
>>153046462a coastal flyover and this faggot poster just flew over my house
>already have retarded fans constantly bitching for DPI calls>Joe Buck feels the need to bring up a "missed" one AGAIN after a commercial breakit's all so tiresome
Why is it that only the shit QBs have such good teams in this conference?? Nix, Stroud, Maye.
>>153046227Defensive showdown bowl.
>>153046398Literally ANYBODY except a fellow pick machine like Allen. Their defense is enough of a rapetrain all they needed was a game manager to keep the ball safe, and Mills could've easily done that for them
>>153046545Good QBs aren't worth the cap space in the current meta. Better to spend all of it on an elite defense and O line
>>153046545It just goes to show that Chiefs vs Bengals was the real AFC Championship game and we were robbed of kino.
>>153046545>shit QBs>nixwrong
i forgot all about diggs
eat shit flyovers
>hawks vs pats owl confirmedas predicted
Toxshits have a championship level defence being wasted by a Jets-tier QB/offence
>they HAD to use those timeoutsNo Joe, they didn't. Only retards blow such a precious resource instead of just eating the 5 yard penalty
the AFC game is all that matters, whoever wins tonight will get raped alive by the seahawks
NFL made a mistake placating the bills with new ot rules now their fans are trying to make it so you dont have to survive the ground in a catch lmao
What team gets Stroud this offseason? The browns?
CJ "Fraudulent Nigger" Stroud needs to retire after this game and then go eat butterfingers until he dies of a diabetic coma.
flyovers win, coastfags lost
>>153046725as an AFCN rival, god i hope so
If your QB isn't on this list, they're a meme and shit.
Can the broncos defeat Patriots without their backup QBs?
>>153046766Jacob Brisket still got it
>>153046742pats are a coastGOD team cleetus
If he's not cut by the time the press conference starts our window is nailed shut.
>>153046813Dan Campbell should be ahead of Ben Memeson
>>153046373Legit laughed out loud at this
>>153046820they play between boston and new york therefore flyover, i don't make the rules
GET THIS BUM OFF THE FIELD
kek they just gave up
1. Pat2. Lamar3. My self4. Josh Allen5. Dak
>>153046813Andy Reid is the kool-aid man
>seahawks will just rape either AFC team Are we all forgetting that Darnold is due for his classic meltdown game
>>153046820they’re headed for a spiritual loss however
I don't remember the last time the Texans made an AFCCG, doesn't seem like it's happening this year.
>>153046978YKB
CJ stroud is having one of the worst post seasons of all time by a QB He looks like Tua after being concussed or Darnold after seeing ghosts
>>153046985If the Bears make it Shithawks are owl-bound but probably loseRams will win by at least 2-3 TDs and the owl
incoming gayest superb owl ever
hammma DAHN
Anyone who drafts a mulatto or black qb after this needs to be fired.
YOU LOST FLYOVERS AND CHICANOSPATS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWLEATSHITAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is Stroud due for a 5th year option?I wouldn't give him that shit either, i'd start looking for a new QB 2027
I really think the Patriots don't look that good. Stiddy can do it next week.
>>153047057Broncos vs Rams would be kino
why was espn telling buck/aikman to suck off bobby kraft so much for like 10 minutes there?
Why didn’t the Texans just put in David Mills?
0 black head coaches left btw
Is this what a franchise QB looks like?
>>153047075No one cares about the rams, no ever brought up baaaawstan
>>153047106cool it with the rcism
Bears vs Pats owl is gonna be so kino bros
>>153047105J_w own_rs
>black coachesGet a white coach and go from worst to first in a single season. We’d be colonizing the stars without nigs
Reminder...
>>153047076Yeah, they have to pick it up soon if they're going to.>>153047105Cool it with the anti semitism.
>>153047106Black HC
>>153046120>Leave the Patriots to me
I love snow games.
WEFUCKINGDIDITPATS VS SEAHAWKSWEST COAST VS EAST COASTTOTALFLYOVERHOLOCAUST
>>153047141What paint will he use on his nails to fix this?
>>153047133Yeah, but why? He doesn't run the team, he just signs some checks. Why should this matter to us, the viewer?
>>153047141He’s really good against prevent defense from shit teams.
>QBs who are getting their life back on track, heading to church
>>153046390
>>153047182Jew lives matter
Why even ponder passing!?
>>153047182The money means nothing, they can just print more, propaganda is the investment, subtle or overt.
>>153046120statty doggie poos kek
>Bears versus Broncos
The Texans defense whenever they on the sideline
texans score and recover the onside kick
>>153047182Do you know who runs the media?
>>153047076Texans should trade down their entire offense, run completely new guys at every offensive position, throw the season, and draft Arch in 27
>>153047208OH NO NO NO RAMMIES WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO OUR GIRL
I was told Patriots would lose due to Texans defense what happened?
>jerod mayokek
>light snow during the gameAbsolute kino
davis mills wins that game
>>153046120Why the fuck is the bears game on nbc? Fucking trash
>QBs who enjoy jogging with hammers
So Pats are going to get to waltz into yet another SB after a whole what was it? five years without Brady? six?
>>153047243Texans offense
>>153047243CJ Stroud happened
The Patriots and Texans offenses
>>153047243You weren't wrong to assume that. CJ Stroud is just that bad.
>got stuck helping a friend move>just had time to check the score>CJ is utter shit with 4 intswhy didn't they put in mills?
NFCbros we’re booty blasting any of these shit teams
>>153047275because that’s fucking racist you hick
>>153047243Everyone forgot how bad C Gay is.
>another >black qb flash in the pan comes back to earth after teams get some tape on themkek
*throws through the wind with velocity*Stafford bros, don’t think scuba unc is gonna cut it tonight
will stroud get the lambasting that sherbert did?
>>153047262Sunday night game. TV contracts and all
>they tried to compare cj to bo nixLol
The Texans won't move off CJ this offseason. Probably not next season. He will play through his 5th year. The franchise knows what happens when they have truly awful QB play but these playoff games are starting the clock on his tenure in Houston.
>QBs who enjoy opening childcare centers
>3-9 in januarykek burrsfags
You think he watched the game?
>>153047344They're both not playing next week
>>153047313And this one doesn't have the athleticism to bail out his mental mistakes.
>>153047324No and you know why
>Darnold with a ring before Burrow
There's one more black QB leftHe's about to get gaped hard kek
Stroud and Toxins were getting too ornery after beating the Steelers they needed this buck breaking to remind them of their place.
>>153047371Neither is Josh Allen or Mahomes
>>153047275Fuck off racist chud
>QBs who throw 52% of the interceptions despite being 13% of the population
JINX'D
Since Brady retired my eyes have been opened to how disgustingly jewish the Patriots organization and Boston as a whole is. I don't regret rooting for them when Tom played, but jesus christ they are despicable without him
DRAKE MAYE GET READY TO FUCKING LOSE
>>153047313It's not even a regression to the mean like what usually happens, he's outright terrible now. Having a bad game is one thing, but absolutely shitting your pants TWICE in a row in the playoffs is inexcusable
>>153047395>Neither is [bad QB] or [bad QB]
>>153047177W-where's my Bears??????
stiddy gonna griddy all over these hos
so its going to be a SB rematchseahawks broncosorseahawks patriots
This game if the Houston Texans defense wasn’t elite
>>153047422That's not Stiddy
Nice, try goyim…We always win. Deal with it
complete pass he had the ball in his hands and his knee was on the ground
>>153047393>orneryThe correct term is zesty, chud
>>153047275Afraid of Ryan Clark's black nationalism
>it's another "Chicago weather game" episodeRIP Rams
>patswinlolLegitimatley so sick of this shit. How did they manage to run into 3 shit offenses in the playoffs?
>trusting a lightskin QBNEVEREVER
Stroud is fucking terrible and Ryans is dickless for not benching him
>defense wins championsh-AAAAACCKKKKK
THANK YOU FOR THIS CHAMPIONSHIP TENNESSEE GOD DAMN YOUR FUCKING STUPID FRANCHISE PATS WIN PATS WIN PATS WIN
>>153047437Bo doesn’t need to play in order to have a critical impact on the game. Just look at all the melties he has caused this year.
babe what's the deal with CJ Stroud?
If you were a black guy on a great defense, how upset would you be if your team drafted a black QB?
>>153047389Rams are kinda ASS though. Might have to wait for next week.
>>153047417>E!SPN forces all their pundits to pick the black QBKek.
>Texans die do to a little bit of cold weatherMany such cases
>>153047431>seahawks patriots>Mike rights Pete's wrongs>Darnold is considered savior over Russ in Seattle lore>Darkside is LOB2.0
what's he thinking?
>Laptop stealing QBs
>>153047243Live by Stroud, Die by Stroud
>>153047476They are 1-dimensional and they will lose to Chicago.
>>153047275Because they have to pay CJ $300 mil and it'll look bad if they pulled him
Maye did not play that well today but AT LEAST he made up for his fumbles with big plays. As in, he evened out to a mediocre game.CJ Stroud just had a game so bad they should be asking if they have the guy going forward.
>>153047472>sheeeeeeeeeeeeit mayne, where all da yt bois at????
so uh wtf do you do with stroud they keep saying he tweaked his hand but he looked awful last week and all season
Texans might have the most racist fanbase in the league. They're all pointing to Stroud's Wonderlic, saying he isn't smart enough to play QB. We all know what they mean. Lynn Redden is also a Texans fan FYI
>>153047450Matt Stafford played in Detroit. He spent years and years fucking the Bears over. Detroit is going to fuck Chicago one last time by way of Los Angeles
>>153047423he was literally never that good. All he had going for him was low turnovers and memechucks because nobody took Nico seriously. The down by down offense and throws were always mediocre. Once he got taped and gameplanned for it was over
>>153047467He’s a good for nothing spear chucking, mood pie eating NIGGER!
>>153047438BASED
>>153047467He’s a QB of a certain ethnic persuasion baby.
Before you guys send hate towards CBum Stroud remember you aren’t just attacking a player but a FATHER, a HUSBAND and a MUSLIM. One bad game shouldn’t takeaway what he’s brought to this program and we should be looking forward to seeing him continue to lead our Texans
>>153047313Stroud was ass last year too
I'm looking forward to the media pressure campaign to pay Stroud only for them to turn on him when he ends up blowing it again, just like they did Dak.
I think we can all agree both the teams we just saw are objectively terrible
>>153047472Depends how old you are.I think if you're a 30+ year old defender you're probably mad as fuck and just want a white guy so you can win the SB. If you're like 25 you probably want a black QB because you're still in that mindset.
What was /nfl/ take on the INT or not INT in yesterday's Bills/Broncs game?
>>153047438>tfw don't feel in charge
>>153047467*rings bell*
>QBs who wash down watermelon & fried chicken with grape drank
CJ Stroud has 9 turnovers in just under 6 quarters
>QBs who were kings
BEARS CAN WIN
Yeah, and how many turnovers vs the Broncos?Maye has shown he cannot be trusted with the ball, he literally just keeps fumbling it.
>>153047486i just remembered bo nix is out. yeah its looking like seahawks patriots rematch
>flying spaghetti monster worship circleWhy do they do this
>>153047438The Patriots have committed a genocide against the Chargers
>third buccaneers super bowl all but confirmed in 20 yearsYep future is looking pretty bright for us
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>153047422>>153047466>>153047546Proxy on, Kiwi
Were the Toxins the only "good" team the Pats have faced the entire season and now they get denver without Bo? Seahawks or Rams are going to absolutely wipe the floor with whoever plays this year
>>153047523>Matt Stafford played in Detroit.in a dome, retard
Maye on his way to his first championship
Here we goooooo
>>153047412>QBs who throw 52% of the interceptions despite being 13% of the population>Underrated
BTFO>BTFOBTFOCURSE BROKEN
Wait are bombston retards actually happy about that pathetic performance? You barely beat a team that turned the ball over 8 times with a black hc/QB combo
>QBs who claim they invented peanut butter
>>153047571does the losing QB always lead the prayer circle?
>>153047492>shoulda put Mills in
I won't do any gloating whatsoever other than this and I will only post this once. I never want to hear these fucking words from anyone on here ever again unless everyone who brings it up is laughed out of the genny....so...>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE>MUH SCHEDULEMUH SCHEDULE
>>153047547Broncos vs Seahawks. Seahawks win. I agree that Broncos will still manage to beat the Patriots even without Bo Nix.
Guess I'm rooting for the bears now since they're the only good guys left
30 teams in the league could have hired Mike Vrabel the second the Titans fired him and they all sat on their hands and let him go to the Patriots like morons
doorstep of destiny status?
>>153047587Bills, and they rightfully got exposed
>>153047523nah. bears gotta win this by a mile
lmao
super bowl is going to be a blowout these cats cant hang with the nfc
>>153047613Don’t worry Gayleb will win and /sp/ will have a meltdown.
>>153047590It's still cold AF in that dome he had winter games in Green Bay, Minnesota, and Chicago. Stafford is battle tested. He is getting a second ring
>>153047542hence: flash in the pan
>>153047595Our defense impressively PRODUCED 8 turnovers and comfortably beat a #1 defense by 2 scores. We're in the AFCCG. You'll forgive us if we frankly don't give a shit about your weak ass attempt at criticism.
>>153047633Stiddy is ready to go
>>153047621Nearly fucking fumbled.I hope they eviscerate CJ Stroud. Sincerely. The man needs to be torn down. He literally has been bad for 2 years straight and just had a melt down in a playoff game. He played worse than people thought Sam Darnold would play.
jamarcus russell
>>153046392Josh?
>>153047594She is never wrong. Just early.
Was he right?
The Rams will win this game
stapadford has never played an outdoor game past the 2nd week of january.
The Texans WILL give Stroud a $300m contract because every GM in this league is a retarded coward
>>153047592Walmart, make the call. You have an opportunity to do the most hilarious thing ever
My pats :)
>>153047683need to post that on my linkedin
>Pats going through Chorgers, Texans with Stroud throwing 10 ints, and Jarett Stidham to get to the owlMost fraud super bowl team of all time?
>>153047641Brother, his record is 5-7 at Soldier Field
The Titans ownership should commit ritual suicide like a Japanese Samurai and I'm not even kidding.
>QBs who don't understand hypotheticals
>>153047275>why didn't they put in mills?you can't bench your "future" star in the 'offs
Caleb Williams is the only black QB left. If the Bears lose, the white man marches on.
>>153047683No, he should have used 'precise' here
>>153046120>you now remember the Titans fired VrabelBut for what reason
Man i would love if stafford won and the media doesn't shut the fuck up about how these 2 were good qbs this year, hey guys did you know these 2 are good qbs, did you see the stats guys? GUYS?
>>153047692>every
I do want to say, Houston is the #1 defense and it was raining/snowing the whole fucking game.
>>153047641>It's still cold AF in that domeIt's 72 degrees in dome stadiums, you stupid shit. Also, he got raped, yearly, by all of those teams. Dumb fuck. Go back to fucking mexico because clearly you have only watch "le rammies" since AFTER they were gifted the owl. Stupid fucking dipshit cocksucker.
why are American's like this?
>>153047702Basically like their 85 team that got annhilated by the Bears in the Super Bowl
>>153047467She wouldn't say this
>>153047705thats pretty good for a Lions QB
>>153047719>______ owners
>>153047492That he should have benched that fucking bum at the half
>>153047040Rams couldn't be the Seahawks by 3 point with 4 turnovers
>>153047627I’ve never seen anyone under 50 drink miller high life
>all the white guys picked the Rams>all the black guys + florio(confirmed retard) picked da burrsI'm expecting this to be a shitshow.
>>153047522Where?
pooston is going to give stroud a $350M extension because their black coach will cry waysisms if they don't.
Lynnbros vindicated once again
Rasm players are freezing their asses off
>>153047683Always wasGayleb is next to be buckbroken and it will be zestier than Bitchknees when he gets gaped by his trannyjanny personfriend
>>153047755>Slave owners
>Broncos are signing veteran QB Ben DiNucci to their practice squad, per source. He rejoins the team he played for two seasons ago.Based
>>153047683
>>153047732triggered libtard?
>>153047641>lifelong rams fan finally acknowledges lions padford
>>153047605This win isn't saving you from schedule babby accusations. Toxins wouldn't even be on the playoffs if Danny Dimes didn't go down. That's not being hyperbolic either. If Colts won one, single game without Jones, Texans wouldn't be in the playoffs.
>>153047755>Cat ownersFucking Toxoplasmosis
>>153047632kek
>Deportes
>>153047795>if
>>153047707Only if Stroud joins them. Ritualistic suicide is the only way he regains any honor. Demeco should be beaten within an inch of his life for not putting Mills in for the second half. Absolutely unacceptable performance and decisions from the entire organization. Whoever beats Strouds ass at the airport should get a fucking medal and a statue in front of the stadium.
Are we ready burrs bros?
>>153047762Mike Florio Is A Fucking Faggot
If I'm an NFL player, I don't sign a contract with a team that is owned by a creature that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
i thought Texans were going to shit on the pats bros...do we not know ball anymore?
If Da Burrs lose then there will be no black QBs starting in championship games next week. This is VERY problematic
Does this necessitate a conversation about CJ Stroud? I mean really. People are ready to drop Sam Darnold at the drop of a hat, but he has played really well in the regular season 2 years in a row and played fine yesterday.CJ has had 2 bad seasons in a row and 2/3 of his playoff games have been trainwrecks. This one was so bad that I think they actually might have one with Mills and I am not hyperbolizing. Having him continue to throw when you can literally see him about to cry on the sidelines and he is just chucking it was coaching malpractice. I don't know if CJ is mentally tough enough for this. He seems to be one of the most emotional guys who plays.
>be the best QB in the AFC SouthNothing personal.
at least josh helped his team to 30 points after coughing up the ball 4 times get this bum ass stroud off the team
>>153047695It's Stidham dude, deal with it
>AIslop as OPs imagefucking faggot kill yourself
>>153047814The irony is palpable.
Hmmm, something seems off
>>153047569Stidham isn't much better than Stroud. Maye will just get carried by his defense again.
>>153047641YKB
>>153047861>Top 5 Qbs>3.My self
>>153047861Stroud is who people think Hurts is
>>153047869I would like to say that. Josh had like his worst looking playoff game and he still put up 30, got it to OT, and almost won while playing like garbage.CJ just had a total breakdown.
>>153047866*throws season ending pick*
What will they call the new stadium in Gary?
If I'm on the Texans defense I'm kicking the shit out of DeMeco for not trying Mills
Gamethread? Where
>>153047795>That's not being hyperbolic either. If Colts won one, single game without Jones, Texans wouldn't be in the playoffs.Texans won 4 more games than the Colts though
>>153047910Its literally in the OP idiot
>>153047886But it's correct. Lameme is all of those things
>>153047861The only conversation that needs to be had about that fraudulent coon is telling him to face the goddamn wall and grab his ankles so he can get raped to death by livestock on payperview.
>>153047861Stroud is an actual busrider, as opposed to every other QB accused of by dipshits ITT
>QBs who do a happy dance while buying a banana with a counterfeit 20 dollar bill
>>153047899CJ has never looked good after that first season, hell even in that first season he got gaped by the Ravens. Or was that the second? Cant remember.
>>153047861>Does this necessitate a conversation about CJ Stroud?No, because there's no conversation to be had. DeMeco took a swing on a promising QB and it hasn't panned out. Once Stroud's rookie contract is up, the Texans need a new QB. If they trade for a vet, they could immediately become a real contender
>>153047906I am throttling him for having CJ throw near the end of the half. If you looked at CJ he genuinely looked like he was going to cry and I am not even saying that to make fun of him. Dude was a wreck. He needed to hand it off and maybe do a fucking screen pass to get his confidence back up and then go into the locker room.
>>153047820Texans got in by default. When it's all said and done, Pats will have had the all-time easiest route to the Superbowl in league history.Hang the *banner
>Gary IndianaHow jewish are the bears owners? Isnt that like one of the most notorious hoods in america? They're making people drive to the fucking hood?
>>153047901The Zestdome
>>153047789MY SEA DRAGONS! MY TROGDORS! IT LIVES!
>>153047886lamar is always awful in the playoffs
>>153047900*best season record for the jags*
The cock on this dude CJ Stroud
>>153047906They should take his 5th year and then trade him tbqh
>>153047866Give Trevor Lawrence the Texan's defense and special teams and the Jags are guaranteed in the superbowl
>>153047900Literally hit the receiver in his hands. Not his fault.
>>153047861should sell him for whatever they can get and trade for Flacco. All the Texans needed was a dude who wouldn't crash the car
>>153047981I miss the Sea Dragons XFLbros...
>>153047795You fags are so predictable. I literally called it out that you would be saying this after the Texans game to a T. Patriots are literally in the final 4 and final 2 of the AFC and you're still relying on the schedule babby thing lmfao. How delusional can you be?REMINDER TO ALL SOS FAGS: The two teams with the easiest SOS are in the AFC Championship. If the Patriots make the Super Bowl, they will have made it with the easiest SOS of the group. It's almost like SOS doesn't matter.
>4 INTS>3 dropped / near INTs (normalized rating shows he should've had 5 INTs given probability so he was actually lucky today)>43% pass completion (third worst completion rate since 2000 in a playoff game)>broke an all-time playoff record by fumbling four times in the first half, the most by any player ever>CJ Stroud now officially has the lowest rated QBR in any playoff game ever, adjusting for # of passing attempts, (28.0 with 47 attempts)>meanwhile, Texans defense forced 3 turnovers and stopped the Patriots from scoring any points on all the offensive turnovers
>>153047950Mills is a busrider. Stroud is the drunk driver crashing into the bus.
>McVay fixes Strood
>>153047886Which one of those guys appeared in this post season? I forgot.
>>153047968cry
DeMeco Ryans kept Stroud in the whole second half out of a sense of NIGGER solidarity
>>153047923Colts would have beat the Toxins twice, giving them both 10 wins with Colts having the tie break. Let's not forget Riley Leonard dropped 30 points on them in his first career start.
>>153046120Anyone have that meme of the bears mascot on this guys head?
My Toxins showed they’re the real America’s team: We Them Goys!
>>153048023I tried to tell them that I literally looked at the numbers and there isn't a significant effect that SoS has on post season success.Teams that win 14 games do well regardless if they faced "bad" teams or "great" teams. It is weird that we literally had the numbers and it was a talking point on TV the entire season.
Do you guys stand for the anthem? I do
>>153047969Beautiful place. Similar to East St. Louis
>>153048025The Texans defense allowed ZERO points off the turnovers. The only points the Pats got off the picks was the pick-6. Houston's D put up a phenomenal performance
>>153047795YKB>>153048023Shut the fuck up nigger
>>153048023Wow 176 yards and 4 fumbles, what an mvp, just like nix they needed the opposing team to give them the ball deep in their own territory 5 times to do anything
*wins*
Told you retards that Vrabel doesn’t lose to the Texans
>>153048096
>>153047707>got rid of Vabrel and Henry in the same offseason Only reason I think someone should give Will Levi’s another shot, he didn’t even play worse in than all these other QBs that get excuses over and over again
I cannot explain to you all how glad I am that not only did the Texans lose but that CJ Stroud in particular had a bad game.
Guys, there's a reason Stiddy is the 2nd highest paid backup QB (only behind Kirk Cousins). There's a reason Sean has stashed him for years and still paid him. He can run the offense, and my guess is he can do it well.
>>153048076>olts would have beat the Toxins twice, giving them both 10 wins with Colts having the tie breakare you retarded? Colts won 8 games and Texans won 12
>>153048154I like Levis. He is discount Josh Allen.
>Maybe one day you'll be as good as me Josh
>>153048168Full week of getting reps with the 1s and he will roll the Pats
>>153048168He was stuck behind Brady for 3 years, Carr the one year he was good, Russell for a season, and now franchise QB Nix for 2. He's had 3 years with Peyton's offense and knows it inside out. He's big and mobile and can make downfield throws. The X factor here is whether or not he can handle the pressure.
Now that my Toxins are eliminated I’m going for the guy that Stroud tried to big bro lol that braided motherfucker is a fucking wash goddamn if I were the defense I would be fucking livid
>>153048168I think Stidham will be fine. I actually think that the game comes down to the Broncos D. If they can hold the Pats to a reasonable amount of points (like under 25) I think the Broncos genuinely have a very good chance at winning.People need to stop freaking out. I like Bo but he did not play that well this year. He was clutch which is his biggest asset, and he had some nice scrambles but for the most part he is doing extremely pedestrian throws. Stidham can make them. My only concern is lack of reps.
>>153048154If someone trades for him, they probably lucked out on finding a decent franchise quarterback. Titans were a mess when he played with them.
>>153048019I will never forgive the UFL for axing them but keeping the Bras. The guaranteed 3 teams from the "XFL conference" should have been the Battlehawks, Defenders, and Sea Dragons.
>>153048198>Patriots going back to the bowl before Allen.How have Bills fans not killed themselves yet?
>>153048168>5 career starts>1-4 record
Normgroids were too busy talking endlessly about muh schedule and whether the QB is a fraud or not and forgot the Patriots defense is just very good
Kwab
>>153048198I hope Maye wins next week to complete the ultimate Josh Allen humiliation ritual.
This team isn’t just Bo Nix… losing him is gut wrenching but the defense and O-line are still elite. This team is loaded. It’s not over until it’s over.
>>153048275they're still underrating them and thinking Stidham is going to ball out.
Do you Anons season your socks?
>pulled down by the dick
>>153048275Haven't played a good offense yet
I love the cold. I would put up at least 4 TDs if I was on that field I'll tell you that much.
>>153048288Bo Nix is an average QB. This issue is, his replacement is even worse than he is.
Us12s
>>153048306Hell yeah my feet are indian fucking wasteland tier if I dont put arm and hammer powder on that hoe in the morning
>yfw the pats win the superb owl
Imagine being a Texans player on defense, watching DeMeco send out CJ Stroud after the second half while Mills is on the bench.
>>153048168Can the Broncos establish any kind of run game to help him out?
>>153048288Cope
The Superbowl just ain't the same without the Giants, namsayn?
fanfeedback@houstontexans.com The press conference was an even bigger meme.
as I said yesterday, can't be embarrassed by losing that game. broncucks beat the sobbing josh allen and then their own QB heemed himself. niners lost by 50 points to sam darnold. actually, I take that back, the niners were losing so badly, the seahawks let drew lock take the final snapslosing a close game, in the snow, as one of the final 6 teams is about as far as I could've hoped my team would go this season
>>153048023That’s the same shit they said about Indiana in college until they started rolling all the teams with hard SOS in the playoffs too lmao
>>153048119If you're expecting me to cry a river over this, you're retarded. I'm not some QB worshipping fag. We won convincingly today by 2 scores and our defense absolute blew Stroud the fuck up. The offense was a bit lacking, but that is expected against a top defense. Maye still did okay given the conditions(snow/cold/wet/top defense). You can continue to cry about it and try fruitlessly to make it seem like being in the AFC Championship is a bad thing, though. I love seeing you faggots writhe around gnashing your teeth over nothing.
>>153048319because when people think of the 2025 Broncos, they think good offense.
>>153048319Yes he has. The Bills. They exposed them too. When they play the Chiefs and a fully healthy Mahomes next year it will be the end of that meme.
>>153048354>Imagine being a Texans player on defense, watching DeMeco send out CJ Stroud after the second half while Mills is on the bench.I'd request a trade if Mills isn't starting next season. Fuck that bum ass Stroud.
i dont think maye played that bad, considering he was up against the best defense ever made according to pundits and spee
>>153048354Imagine being a Texans RB and watching as he keeps calling passing plays while Stroud is holding back tears in the huddle.
>>153048275They wont break the teens against Seattle
>>153048413Exactly. This Pats run is pathetic. They will be crushed by the NFC winner.
>>153048421The fumbles are unacceptable. He is dropping the ball too much. I am not even that worried about losing the ball, I am worried about injuries over constantly diving for the ball.
>>153048390But what about ryback@houstontexans.com?
Stroud would have solod the game if existential racism wasnt oppressing him with every down.You should be ashamed of yourselves, your racist auras cost him the game.
>>153048275can you tell me which HoF offense they've played this season? because I'm pretty sure the only QB they played of note was Josh Allen, who scored 4 touchdowns
>>153048420Kirko Chainz is going to Houston
>>153048354Much like how every black player on the Browns was fine with peanut oil man replacing Baker, the blacks on the Texans almost certainly prefer the black QB to continue throwing the game away than the white man taking his place
>>153048421>win>seetheonly in new england
>>153048421He needs to hold onto the ball better. It was a problem he had his rookie year too.
>>153048504Racism unironically did make the Texans lose, but the other way around the only reason mills didn’t get subbed in is because demeco ryans is racist
hey its that song from the baseball scene in Twilight
Stroud did no worse than Justin Herbert last year
>>153048531His own o-line wasn't bothering to help him up after halftime.
>>153048549new NFL record for number of fumbles this season, btw
>>153047795>before game>"Omg the Texans defense! They can win games by themselves! Generational defense!>after game>" t-t-texans were never good h-heh"This definitely feels like the Pats games of old, non stop cope and butthurt.
>>153048563And they are both ass.
BEAR DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>153048507>your defense can only be considered good if they embarrass an offense featuring multiple hall of famers
Hope Solo leaks fappening
>>153048275Let’s see who the beat>regular season >7th easiest schedule in the entire history of the nfl>post season>playoff Herbert >cj stroud
PUA NAKUA
>>153048306That seems like a good way to get a chemical burn or at least blisters. I had a black friend in high school and his grandma called it Kanye pepper.
>>153048591pretty much what I said. the fact you can't even name the QBs they faced shows me exactly who you are
>>153047605the patriots could win the super bowl and still have had the most laughably easy schedule of all timeup next is a team with no qb and then probably sam darnold in the super bowl lmao
>>153048277I presume this is because the rest of them were all, rightfully, eliminated before it could get worse
>>153048609your narrative is slowly falling apart with each cope. nobody even thought those fucks were even reaching the playoffs.
>>153048563Stroud has also been bad for 2 full regular seasons while Herbert has not. Stroud has a historic defense. Herbert does not.Herbert was KWAB, Stroud is Super KWAB
>stroud thought he could pull a t-law and score four tuddies for his four picks against new englandlol good luck next year with that bum texxies
>>153048721>the patriots could win the super bowl and still have had the most laughably easy schedule of all timeand only non-Patriots fans would seethe about it. Shit doesn't matter when you win.
>>153048714brainless QB worship
>>153048459>wet snowThere's a reason there were a lot of fumbles. Sure, a few more than there should have been, but he did fine in the conditions. People trying so hard to invalidate that W after they were talking so much shit about how easily the Texans would dismantle the Patriots all week.
>>153048753His ass is getting traded in 2026, he's gone.
>hundreds of mayfield fans to start the season>no pats fans to be found>buccs collapse>pats go on win streak>suddenly life longs emerge from the wood workhuh
>>153048779and just who the fuck will trade for that?
>>153048769oh the irony
>>153048778I like Drake Maye and I am rooting for him. I am worried about that many fumbles (which he also had a ton last week) vs teams with real offense. Even the fucking Broncos with Stidham have to be better than CJ Stroud.
the ‘enny having a pats induced melty just like old times
>>153048779That would be racist.
>>153048793Still here faggot
>>153048803the browns? ravens? possible falcons?
>>153048793Yeah, really strange that they're not talking about how Baker is doing in the playoffs.
>>153048803Steelers when they find the worst coach imaginable
>>153048793I am still a Mayfield fan. I am just mad at him because he literally pulled a browns 2.0>Playing fantastic>Everyone loves you>Get hurt in a game>MUH WALK ON MUH HEISMANN MUH CHIP ON MY SHOULDER MUH HEADBUTT MUH EYE OF THE TIGER>Proceed to play like shit for the rest of the season while constantly getting reinjuredIf he had sat for 3-4 weeks we make the 'offs. He was hurt and kept getting hurt.
>>153048793What does Elpres think of Drake EX Maye?
>>153048721So what you're saying is SOS means absolutely nothing and it didn't matter in the slightest.
>>153048803he's only getting 9M this year and next, someone might pull the trigger on it.
>>153048842IAYC :^)
Hey guys, I'm the last Texans fan. All the other ones killed themselves. Uh.. I don't really care for CJ. Just putting that out there.
>>153048721This would be great bc it will make the highest possible amount of people seethe.
I miss his goofy ass on the sidelines, bros.
>>153048870I like the Texans D. You guys are mean, ugly, nasty motherfuckers (like all defenses should be). CJ has been a bum for 2 seasons. He ain't it.
>>153048441cope
>>153047702wah wah wah you've been complaining about "muh schedule" every time the pats booty blasted your team for the last 25 yearscry more
>>153048880I think stiddy winning it all would cause more seethe
>>153048817Yeah, Stroud had that many fumbles last week and you saw how that turned out. Tried to fix the problem by forcing the ball out.
>>153048817CJ Stroud is definitely a lot better than Stidham and the Texans defense is definitely better than the Broncos defense.
People forget Milton Williams was the actual Super Bowl MVP
>>153048847PROMOTE ARTHUR SMITH TO HCTRADE A 4TH ROUND PICK FOR STROUDDO IT, LETS GO 0-17
>>153048459Two of the fumbles weren't even his fault, the LT just got beat instantly even with a chip block by the RB
stroud really reminded me of when I watched favre thow 6 INTs against the rams in the playoffsbut the packers were shit and favre new he had to do some wacky shit to beat those rams
>>153048920I do not believe that Stidham will play worse than CJ. I think CJ legitimately had a mental breakdown before half and didn't recover.
Rams are defeating nature by playing winter against the BearsNo 4th quarter comeback this game, get back in your caves and hibernate, fat cubs
>>153048946I never saw Favre play back then but I am sure he still was being a gunslinger throwing into tight windows. CJ was throwing super bad balls, fumbling, etc.
>>153048855of course it matters, it makes it very easy for your team to win when you face nobody all season or even in the playoffs
>>153049028zesty
>>153048930Next year is going to be brutal for the Steelers, it's going to get a lot worse before they can get better
>During the game, several players approached DeMeco Ryans and questioned why Davis Mills was still on the bench after CJ Stroud's fourth interception. Ryans didn't answer them and told them to focus on the gameplan. After the game, Ryans was absent from the locker room as Cal McNair and Nick Caserio arranged a meeting shortly after he walked off the field. Notably, CJ Stroud's locker was already emptied out before the game ended and he was walking by himself in the tunnel.
>>153048952>I do not believe that Stidham will play worse than CJ.Probably not but you better believe he will move the ball less effectively against the Patriots defense even if he has fewer turnovers. CJ Stroud is broadly a better QB than Stidham, not even a question. I think people just underestimated how much the Patriots' defense solidified for the playoffs. Keeping Herbert to 3 points was assumed to be Herbert being a choke artist, which he is, but it's also because the Patriots D is the real deal. You don't force that many turnovers without playing elite, even against CJ.CJ had moments where he put up points on the Patriots. I don't think Stidham will be capable of scoring more than 10 unless he gets abnormally lucky.
>>153049080Its all rigged
>>153049080Houston's locker room becoming an area of segregation...a day before king negro's "day" kek
>>153049048It's AI you mong.
>of course it matters, it makes it very easy for your team to win when you face nobody all season or even in the playoffs
>>153049116This
>>153047422Does he know?
>>153049009So where are the "real teams" and why didn't they get deep into the playoffs to face the Patriots? You guys said the Texans were a real team all week. Their SOS was much tougher. They were a real team. Now you're saying they're not after they lost. What's up with that?
>>153049108what's he thinking?
>>153049138Still zesty. Even the robots are gay.
>>153049080>coach, why are you intentionally trying to lose?>shut the fuck up. fuck crackasa true leader of men
>>153049096The thing is that I believe a performance like CJ's effect the entire team. I think every turnover makes the defense more upset. I think every missed pass pisses off receivers. I think every interception upsets coaches and linemen and running backs. I think the entire team played worse cause of him.Basically, because I think Stidham will take care of the ball more (I also think Sean will see that game and fucking drill into his head to not turn it over) I think the Broncos overall will play better. However, I do agree that the Pat's D is way better than people want to admit and they are great.
OH MY GPSRAMS ARE JUST GUNNING DOWN THE BEARS TEAM WITH UZISITS OVER, THEY'RE JUST RUNNING BALL AFTER BALL TO THE ENDZONEBEARS ARE DONE, THEYRE ALL DEAD AND ITS 84-0
>>153048870Im still here :3 late start tom so I can go to town in Montrose lol
the new england patriots could win 3 super bowls in a row and it doesnt matter because they didnt face anyone good
Well, it’s been fun folks. Good luck to the rest of the teams still in. See yal next season.
>>153049080Someone needs to check demeco's bank account for recent deposits from the kraft foods corporation...
>>153049080Black coach only wanted his black qb to win and refused to start his white backup. Unironic racism made them lose.Good.
So Stroud is getting cut/benched, right?
>>153049080nice fan fiction
>>153049209Certainly affects the guy who shreds his knee trying to catch a garbage ass pass even though he was only 3 yards away
>>153048738>narrativeIt’s not a narrative it’s historically close to a top 5 raiders schedule in the history of the nfl then you play against an insane choke artist who has never won a playoff game in Herbert and cj stroud posting the worst qb performance since 1999. They legit haven’t played any real teams
>>153049080I dunno man. It is literally an impossible choice:>Davis Mills is NOT a franchise QB. He is a serial backup.>Taking out CJ will destroy his confidence. He is benched? He never plays in Houston again. You are burning a bridge forever.>Don't take out CJ? You're probably gonna lose. Will Mills win? The worst case scenario is putting in Davis Mills and losing.If you go "I DON'T CARE IT IS JUST THIS SEASON ALL IN" not only are you fucking over your relationship with CJ but do you think Mills is winning the SB?
why is this thread so active during the night game? nobody was posting during the am game
>>153049234>it’s been fun folksno it hasn't you stupid bean frog faggot
>>153049234see ya in /mlb/ in a couple of months
>>153049080I’m not joking when I say demeco is racist.
>>153049291Because we have something to talk about. Specifically a black QB/coach just had a really bad game vs a white QB/coach however they are a very controversial team. This is like perfect for people shitposting.
>>153049291Too many sad Tejaños blacked out by halftime.
The New England Patriots have already won the Super Bowl, the goyim just don't know it yet.
>>153049050Hell yeah it is. Those fans think they had it bad because they were always playing tight games and barely winning at least every other game but at least there's a reason to watch. They'll be sick if they're getting blown out by teams like the Browns. Pretty much every time my team has played the Steelers the last 20 years I didn't expect then to lose but I wouldn't have been surprised if the Steelers pulled out a win, even in their down years.
>>153049165the texans have a bottom 5 qb they have never been a real team. The broncos and bills were the only real teams in the AFC and they took eachother out last night. The chiefs or ravens would be easily where you were with that pansy ass schedule
>>153049291we were all in the game thread, now this game is a pointless game, the seahawks are winning the NFC
>>153049291rams have no fans and the bears are reddit
>>153049291Da Bears
>>153049275Who gives a fuck about cj? He’s fucking horrible
>>153049291Bear Down homie
>>153049275Heaven forbid you hurt the feefees of a QB who had one good year and has been bottom 5 the rest of his career. A non-racist HC would bench him and say it's a learning experience
>>153049096>CJ Stroud is broadly a better QB than StidhamCJ Stroud is perhaps one of the most bum ass QBs in the AFC. Mills is better.
>>153049233rest assured they will not, maye is not that guy
>>153049338That is fine that you think that. I think the front office of Houston is very interested in NOT having their rookie QB who they have to think about contract negotiations with getting benched or ruining their relationship.If the front office deemed CJ the starter still going forward AFTER he was benched? Yeah, it's joever. It is all CJ's fault.
>>153049291Because the AM thread is being watched activelyNo one is bothering to watch this game because it doesnt start until the 4th quarter when the bears bullshit 25 ref points out their asses to win
>>153049379Just to be clear, I think CJ is crap and I probably would have benched him, ultimately, but see: >>153049401I can guarantee he probably had a conversation with someone and this came up.
>>153049381people talking about cj being dragged to the super bowl before this game ignore that maye set a new NFL record for fumbles lost by a QB
>>153049433Maye won. c-bitch lost. Deal with it.
>>153049328>wouldThen why aren't they? The Ravens lost to the Patriots this year, idiot. The Chiefs were 6-11. They couldn't handle the Patriots. The Bills split with the Patriots and got knocked off earlier than them and you want to cry that they didn't have to face the Bills who the Texans beat?You are just mentally retarded. No matter who the Patriots beat, you guys will say they don't count and move onto the next team because you can't accept the reality that they're a good team.
>>153049315This is true because pats are just a propafanda team. they arent allowed to be bad.
>>153049401Anyone qb “ruins a relationship” because he got benched for single handedly making his team lose is not that guy to begin with. It’s not a thing.
>>153049500how does that change what I said? cj is a shitter, maye really isn't that much better
>>153049291We're talking about things other than the game that's on.
>>153049504>No matter who the Patriots beat, you guys will say they don't countBecause they arent playing real fucking teams. They are about play against Jarrett fucking stidham.
>>153049275It's not an impossible choice at all. Your main QB's confidence is visibly shot, he's thrown four interceptions, fumbled multiple times, should've gotten picked three more times. A man spiking the fucking ball into the ground every play would've had a better QBR than Stroud. Mills isn't a very good QB but he doesn't fucking turn it over. He went against some really good teams (barring Titans) when Stroud was out and won 3 out of 4, the only lost being a meme ass Buncos game which was decided by a FG.
>>153049529Deal with it faggot. you root for a >black qb. suck a dick about it already.
>>153049433The dude is also 23. Practically a baby in this league. He's got time to work on any fumbling issues. If it were Stafford or Rodgers having fumbling problems it would be different because they only got a few seasons left in them anyways.
>>153049275This is why Saban will always be the goat coach. He’s not afraid to bench his QBs in big games
>>153049543New>>153049543In a few
Wasn't CJ Stroud talking mad shit to the fans after the Steelers game last week too?
>yfw the pats win the owl and robert craft says "this one's for israel" on the podium
Go Rasm
>>153049543
>>153049529maye has a lot of flaws but he's got mental toughnessherbert and stroud both collapsed after a few mistakes, he just kept going
>>153049574you're getting desperate for a win
